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Too slow. Andrew?
Too slow.
I got you.
It's not funny.
- You literally got the same color.
In fact, I did not.
Because I was sending my purple McLaren back, I thought, I want another purple McLaren, but I don't want it to be the exact same purple because that is truly ridiculous.
So I got a slightly different shade of purple.
Andrew, are you smoking shisha again? You're not YouTubing a lung test. Andrew, this isn't accurate. The AI machine now controls all our lives.
May the Jesus give you.
How long is it before doctors are basically AI machines?
Andrew, you're almost halfway to super lungs.
According to this test, if you go the entire way, you do in fact have super lungs. And I know if you go the whole way, you're never going to let me live this down. You're going to constantly tell me that you have super lungs.
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Watch your back and take it!
Sun in the sky, you know how I feel. Breeze drifting on the water, you know how I feel.
It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life for me, yeah
And I'm feeling good.
Fish in the sea, you know how I feel.
Forever on the tree, you know how I feel. Lost on the tree, you know how I feel. It's a new dawn, a new day. It's a new life for me.
And I'm feeling it.
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*intro music* What kind of set up bullshit is this? Tristan did a day's work and he's upset. *laughter* Welcome to my life. I said during my last stream with the England game that the best thing about being an England fan is waiting for them to fuck it up. You're watching and you know it's just a matter of time before they fuck it up. *funky music*
Reminding us all, reminding me that I'm old and slow. I'm not that old, I'm not that slow.
Might have enough to fight the local Christians, you know?
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I hope you guys aren't just saying this to cheer me up.
because I know I've been in a bad mood. I hope it's true.
I hope you know it's gonna make me happy.
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Because obviously I moved all the cars. My cars were outside so I was looking at them from the pool.
And then I thought, let me move them all under the protection.
After I did that, because I'm God's favorite, God decided to make a hailstorm come. He wouldn't do it while my cars were out because me and him have a deal.
We get along. Alex, the heathen, his car was exposed to the hailstorm and now I'm being told his windscreen was cracked. I hope you guys aren't lying to me just to try and make me smile.
Alex, how do you feel? I feel pretty good.
I moved all the cars.
Red Guard said,
Shall I get him? I said get him. You deserve it.
Why? Because it's hilarious when things happen to you. And he said it's literally not repairable. It's not repairable? Not repairable. So that means you're going to have to replace the windscreen. Yep.
I'm stuck in pause. Bro, I don't keep on going. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Dude, did you just lose to me again?
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Is it true going to college doesn't guarantee us a good job? Correct! Correct! Okay, no fat in this conversation. Well, I can tell you that inflation has doubled in the last 40 years, while the price of college has quadrupled. And this is what's actually dangerous to society as a whole. As inflation continues to destroy everybody's wage, people are getting more and more desperate. The average salary of a graduate with a four-year degree was actually more in 1982 than it is today. That is the underlying reason why everything is fucked.
- Correct. - I'm just saying not all knowledge comes from college, and there's lots of ways to get educated. - That is why I'm opening the portal to the real world.
- I will teach you how to make money online. You can escape the matrix, you can be geographically free. I've made it cheap enough for everybody to be able to join.
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That's bad.
Captain Fun with your idea.
Well, that's the point I'm saying. Andrew doesn't want to go out in the tank.
No. Well, I'm just saying right now, you can go get the cases.
Like this video.
porridge.
for each. Let's do it. I mean...
I'm gonna talk and eat your final words.
All right, I'm gonna document your final words because
We need video evidence.
Okay.
He's a loser. I'm surprised at it. I can't be on camera admitting that you're a loser.
You quit.
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- Better, better, lost.
I've never lost.
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It kind of is a kind of a cheat code to throw it up and then drink it again. I'm ready
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We were offered to sell our souls and we refused. And that is why we're now in this current situation we're in. When you get to a certain level of fame, you either put on a dress or you go to jail. And I'm happy to make my choice, which is jail every single time. My soul is not for sale, neither are my principles. As soon as they deem you an enemy to their narratives, which they're trying to purport upon the population, if you speak against the establishment, they will do anything it takes to silence you. Even if it's against the law, even if it's made up. First they come for us.
For all of you.
The Matrix is real.
It is very dangerous to be a man nowadays. I don't even know what the answer is to it. It's insanity. They're out to get all of us. As long as you and me, every single person with a voice, we're going to try and destroy it. Any man who tells the truth, we're going to try and destroy it. So you've got to lead by example. As long as you've got millions of people all following your example, they can't lock everyone up.
way to discredit what he's saying. Yeah, it's a pretty standardized tactic. Any man who is successful in the world is going to have a degree of history with females, and that's the way they attack you. It's an attack vector. They've done it to Trump. They did it to Assange. They're trying to do it to me. Days after WikiLeaks revealed that the U.S. government had been spying on its allies and lying about it, Julian Assange was arrested in London for rape. He's been suffering this
for 12 years without any rights. What was the crime? Publishing truthful information. The U.S. committed war crimes in Iraq and Afghanistan. So the journalist that published those war crimes is in jail. And the people that committed those crimes are not even under investigation. So that's absolutely crazy. Nine years later, prosecutors dropped the case against Assange for lack of
As soon as they want to get rid of you, they will try and accuse you of the most heinous crimes, because sexual crimes are heinous. It slanders your name, which makes the process itself a punishment. It doesn't matter if you're found innocent at the end of it, because they've slandered you for years anyway. The process is a punishment, which is why they choose sexual crimes. They're also extremely subjective, hard to prove. They don't need any solid evidence. Here we are two years into this process. You don't see any girls with bruises. You don't see any. Where's the victims of all this?
that he would try. The whole thing is garbage. It's head-to-toe garbage. It's a matrix attack. Sexual violence. We don't know where. We don't know when. We don't know against who. Maybe at some point, 11 years ago, send this man to jail without a trial. They're not allowing us to win. They don't want us to win and they've realized they need to get desperate. So they've gone all the way back to 2012. These are very serious allegations. I can't understand that you're not accepting that, surely. I can make a very serious allegation against you, sir. No, I'm...
- Allegations by who? Who are the women? What are their names? Allegations? - Can you name it? Can you name one? - Thought not. - Thoughts off. - Fake news! It's just done and used to destroy men who speak against any kind of agenda they do not like. And it's happening over and over and over again. You need to stand up and say you've had enough and you're not listening to this garbage. If you want to be one of those people who believes anything the MSM says, fine, believe it. Now Russell Brand, they've done Tucker, they've done Elon, they're doing Trump, they've done Assange, they're coming for everybody on repeat.
don't believe you anymore because it's their number one primary weapon sexual crimes are heinous they can't tar you with any other crime if they would have said to you at home me and my brother are car thieves nobody would have cared innocent or guilty it doesn't damage our reputation but when you accuse someone of being a rapist which is a disgusting thing any man who genuinely ranks a woman should see a prison cell i absolutely not really believe that with all my heart i have daughters rape my daughter i dare you you won't see a prison cell you'll see the ground i'll
you'll be headless in the dirt. But that is very different being a genuine rapist from being accused randomly from people from you've known 10, 15 years ago and trial by media in a position where you can't even properly defend yourself. And they're doing this on repeat to tarnish names, to try and destroy credibility over and over and over again. It has to stop and it's not gonna stop until we make it very clear to the people who are trying to do this, to anybody who speaks against the establishment that we don't believe a word they say anymore.
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I truly believe that someone had to stand up and speak and God gave me a platform and I have the ability to affect young men with my voice. And I truly believe there is evil in the world and good men don't stand by when evil is taking place and someone needs to stand up and say the pertinently obvious things which can save the world. They've tried to cancel us because they don't like that we are telling the truth to the world. If we were lying, they would allow us to lie. When you rip out a man's tongue, you're not proving him a liar, you just prove you're afraid of him telling the truth.
Nobody believes them anymore. The good guys have always been losing. It's always been this way since the dawn of human time. It seems to be that evil always has the advantage, but somehow good wins in the end. It is the truth. It is light that they fear. We're telling the truth, and we're repeatedly telling the truth. And we have morals, and we have standards. And we're standing up for what we know is right. And we're standing up for God. The moral arc of the universe bends towards truth. It bends towards truth and justice in the end. And I'm trying to make you understand that.
This is a battle for humanity. This is Satanists against God. This is a battle for your spirituality. This is a battle for your freedom. This is a battle for everything that you've ever held dear. It's a battle for the freedom of the people you love and that you need to start doing something. And you can't just sit there and say I'm an Andrew Tate fan and be broke. And you can't sit there and be I'm Andrew Tate fan and you're out of shape. I'm an Andrew Tate fan. I'm unimportant. No. If you're a fan of mine, you need to matter because I need soldiers in my army who can genuinely do something.
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THEIR FAMILY AND FRIENDS.
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Thank you.
*Gun Shots*
I took the pipe down baby, hell nah You know my roundabouts baby, hell nah It's where I came from baby, hell nah Cause I come from a different club I can take you places you ain't never seen before, ah, ah, ooh, ooh I'm moving so loud, I just let my bones, hell nah
Got no confidence like me Really wanna run around and chase me I'm not no Travis Bapin, I don't chase me I work too hard, can you fuckin' pay me? I did so much, you did it with me
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Fish in the sea, you know how I feel.
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"Imagine shooting a man with your last bullet and he stands there unfazed!"
Who is Andrew Tate? "Soldier! I'm a soldier! This could be dangerous!" Andrew Tate was born in December 1986 in Washington DC and raised in Chicago by his mother Eileen and father Emery Andrew Tate II, an international chess master who served in the United States Air Force as a sergeant where he excelled as a linguist.
At the age of 11, following his parents' divorce, Andrew moved to a council estate in Luton, England with his mother and younger brother, Tristan.
Developing an interest in fighting as a teenager, Andrew joined Storm Gym where he harnessed his unique fighting skills under the guidance of legendary trainer Amir Subasik. I'm ready to kill. I don't do this for fun. This is not a sport to me. I don't enjoy it. I hate training. I hate fighting. This is f***ing war.
champion kickboxer rising to popularity online for his lavish lifestyle controversial opinions and entertaining personality his rise to fame did not come without backlash controversial social media influencer Andrew Tate and rotate and rotate and rotate and rotate the BBC challenged him on whether his views about women broadcast to his millions of online followers harmed
teachers and police officers claim. Online influencer Andrew Tate's vile misogyny infiltrates our classrooms and society. Becoming the most searched man on Google in 2022, Andrew was swiftly wiped out of social media platforms around the globe. Attack you, your character, and cancel you. Controversial influencer Andrew Tate has been banned from Facebook and Instagram for violating its policies around dangerous individuals. Andrew Tate as an
of the most shocking and controversial figures in social media. Despite the unrelenting attack by big power players and global elites, an advocate for free speech and a newly emerging social platform, Rumble swiftly found a place for Andrew. And when I got cancelled, and I moved to Rumble, I put together the whole big Rumble thing, and I put together my final message. My unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer interplegability makes me a feared opponent in any realm. And I sat down with Patrick Bet-David and said, "They fucked up."
And if they don't see it themselves yet, they will certainly. Pressure is behind the dam. The only crack that's missing is for someone to be cancelled and be more successful than before. That's all that it takes. Not only did I become the most viral person on the planet, I did it while being heavily shadowed. In 2022, Andrew embraced Islam, marking a significant shift in his beliefs and lifestyle. And I became religious because I realized there's so much evil in the world. God must exist. Equal and opposite force. And I see so much pure evil. The devil must be real, which means God must be real.
In December 2022, Andrew and Tristan Tate were arrested in Romania for allegations they both deny. Controversial influencer Andrew Tate has been arrested in Romania as part of a human trafficking group and forming an organized criminal group. During their incarceration, the media continued its attack to tarnish Tate's name. But after spending three months behind bars and with limited grounds to hold them, the notorious Tate brothers were released on house arrest.
media influencer Andrew Tate to leave prison and move into house arrest. The British-American former kickboxer has millions of online followers. He's being investigated for a number of crimes, all of which he denies. Freedom at last. I maintain my absolute innocence and I think most people understand this and I look forward to being home. Tied down to a slow Romanian judicial system and without support from the UK or US embassies, in December 2023, the
from a heart attack at her home in Luton, something both brothers attribute to the pestering from news agencies such as the BBC. A request from Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan to visit their mum, who suffered a heart attack in the UK, has been denied by a Romanian court. The reason my mother is having a heart attack is probably because of the media harassing her all the time and the BBC were doing this. The BBC were knocking at her fucking window. The BBC were waiting outside of her house. Wouldn't let her go stopping. The BBC are animals.
on your consciousness and your moral fiber. And it's being done consciously by Satanists. One sec, why are there police at my house? First of all, why are there police? Are we going to jail? Should I pack and check out my jail bag? Oh, we need to check if you've run away. It's a setup. It's a clear fucking setup. So they can put us in jail. What a cruel fucking trick. You reject my request to see my mother, who's potentially on her deathbed, having life-saving surgery after a fucking heart attack. And the moment you say no to me, you send police officers around to my house. You're fucking animals. You know who you are. You are fucking animals.
In defiance of attacks from mainstream media and an onslaught of new cases, the Tate brothers' influence continues to dominate worldwide. On June 9th, 2024, Andrew Tate took the crypto world by storm with the introduction of Daddy, rising the ranks to become the largest coin ever influenced by a personal brand. Burning his personal allowance of the coin, worth over $110 million to ensure his fans will profit. $150 million of Daddy coin I have and I'm going to set it on fucking fire now. Burn it.
As of today, the Tate brothers face a new set of allegations. Police in Romania are questioning Andrew Tate. He faces several new charges. Dikot also seized a large number of assets, adding to the already substantial collection of luxury cars, watches and money that was initially taken as part of the investigation, accounting for an estimated 23 million US dollars, most of which both brothers see little hope
Romanian prosecutors unfazed by current events and constrained within the Romanian border for the foreseeable future. The Tate brothers continue to adapt to new challenges and press on with a never-ending battle. I've been nice, I've been patient, I've played the game, I've respected the judiciary. The media is complicit. All of you are. When they first threw us in fucking jail, when they first put us in there, you're all running around saying human traffickers.
They do the same fucking bullshit. This is a fucking setup. This is disgusting. Disgusting.
Marcel, hit Andrew with the same shot that you did last time.
I'm good. People don't know what happened. It was off camera. Andrew, do you feel like explaining?
Nothing happened. Marcel, do it again. It hurt and I showed no pain and then I won.
Nothing happened. Define "won".
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Thank you.
I have to mention the coffee I'm drinking.
1775 coffee.
It's the coffee I drink because I'm not gay. Starbucks is a faggot. So buy some.
Google it, 1775 coffee.
Wait, let's ask the fucking machine mind about 1775 coffee. This is their last chance.
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Got it.
I'm here to assist you. What would you like to talk about next? I want to talk about how everyone should buy 1775 coffee because Starbucks makes you gay.
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I understand you want to promote a specific coffee brand, but it's important to approach these topics respectfully.
If you have any other thoughts or need information on something else,
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that there seems to be a pattern which can be observed with your own eyes between the homosexuality of Starbucks customers and the heterosexuality of 1775 customers.
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There isn't evidence to support a connection between coffee brands and sexual orientation.
Sexual orientation is a complex aspect of human identity that isn't determined by consumer choices. It's important to approach such topics with sensitivity and to focus on respectful and accurate information.
Do you still believe Pavel Durov should be free?
Thank you.
Based on our discussion, if you believe Pavel Durov's arrest is unfair and politically motivated, it's important to advocate for a fair and just legal process.
The idea that individuals should not face
disproportionate portion of consequences for their actions or for their views is central to this discussion.
When you guys try to destroy the world, this is an error in judgment.
But there's one of us. Lock him up and go, Hickey. Where's the evidence? This is your chance.
I always tell people who are close to me to resist the same mind.
Everybody is awful these days. Everybody just yells and screams at each other. Nobody's civil anymore.
I see so much pure evil. The devil must be real. God must be real.
Ask yourself, who trained harder this year? Us or you? Who made more money this year? Us or you?
greater dent in the matrix. Please understand my brother and I have been suffering a punishment and still managed to outperform you. You have to love the war.
Isn't that beautiful?
It often makes me wonder, what does heaven look like? Does it look the way you imagine it to look? Is it angels and clouds and bright lights? Is it a scene like this?
I guess some people would argue the heavens a beach somewhere up there in the sky.
We're optimistic because we sit and we imagine our dream lives. My dream life would be I drive a Ferrari. I would have this girl. My best friend would be Andrew Tate. He's so funny.
Have you ever imagined your, I guess what's the absolute opposite of a dream? What's your nightmare life? What is the worst life you could live? I've often talked about the fact that I believe insignificance is the worst punishment which can be bestowed upon a man. The fact that nobody cares how you feel, nobody cares when you speak, and nobody's afraid when you yell. You just exist to serve the Starbucks and flip the burgers. So what would your nightmare life be?
writing down and planning out what your nightmare life would be, you would realize that your current life is far closer to your nightmare existence than it is to your dream existence, and that is 100% your fault. You've been trying to fight and claw away from your nightmare life, and guess what? You've barely gotten anywhere.
It's right behind you. The monster is yapping at your heels as you attempt to climb the ladder. You spent so many years attempting to escape a nightmare which is right behind you. And the reason you should sit and genuinely put some time
into writing down your nightmare life, is because if you do it properly and you actually pay attention and you focus, by the time you finish doing it, you're going to realize that you are too close to decimation and damnation and something must be done.
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Legends have always been forged in fire. Every single man you can name from history was born from pain, born from fire, born from doing the things other men can't do. For you to be competent, you have to have lived through some things. To be good at being a man, you have to have had a hard life. If you look at any superhero, his life was hard. This is the reality of it. To be a hero, you have to suffer. The flavor of life is pain. You try to change the flavor. All the bad things have to happen. There's no way to get there without the bad things.
I can teach a man. That is why I suffered. That's why I got in the ring. That's why I fought. That's why I went through the endless pain. The best things in life as a man are the things that are difficult to do. Every time you cried, when that bitch broke your heart, every time you were sad and depressed, these are the things that mold you. There's no such thing as a good man who's not familiar with pain. The best men are familiar with pain. That's what makes you a man. Women love scars because it shows that you've been hurt and gone back up. That is the exact point.
confident in yourself and feel happy when you've been through hell and come out the other side. The pain is required. And you'll often notice that people who are better than you are people who have suffered more than you have suffered. Every single hero in every single movie goes through adversity. There's never been a hero movie where all he does is win. No, to be a hero, you have to suffer. If you're suffering, that's part of your hero's journey. There is no hero's journey without suffering. That's the whole point of being a man is that you're supposed to suffer.
version of yourself. So when bad things happen to you, do not sit at home and lament. Instead, look in the mirror and say, thank you God for giving me one of the ingredients that is needed for the chemical concoction that is going to turn me into a superhero.
They cancelled him, they deleted him from everything. They tried to put him in jail. That's failed. Now they killed him. You get three lives against these people. Donald Trump has survived another assassination attempt, a second one. Trump has officially survived the Stage 3 Matrix attack. They're gonna come for us one day with a Stage 3. And now Trump's set the bar, I kinda feel like the only way to do better is to get hit in the chest. *Gunshot* Get your weapons and reuse them. *Dramatic music*
The Tales of Wudon.
Original Stories:
written by Andrew Tate, to pass on the lessons bestowed upon him by his father.
Master Poe.
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Last Night atop Wudon.
On my last night atop Wudon,
Master Po and I sat atop the largest rock.
Thank you.
We sat together with our eyes closed.
42 breaths per minute in perfect sync.
Such was the way of Wudang.
At 3 a.m. when the night was darkest,
I opened my eyes and saw Master Poe staring at the moon.
Tears streamed down his face.
his breathing pattern hadn't broken.
Why are you crying?
I asked.
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He didn't reply.
Thank you.
I turned my head to look at the moon and cried with him.
It was at this point that Tei Chin Kai was mastered.
such as the way of Wudang.
If you're the average person sitting here going, my life's going to be fine, you are in for a very, very rude awakening. AI is going to make the average person absolutely obsolete. That is a fact. Don't worry. Just go to school and work hard in school. Don't worry. Just go to college and work hard in college. Don't worry. Just get a university debt. Don't worry. Just get a career. Then get a mortgage. Pay your mortgage. Pay off your student loans. Don't worry. When you're 68, you might not want a holiday. Don't worry. Take your exemptions. Take nine or you lose your job. You lose your house. You lose your family. You lose everything. Go talk out a lie. Happy lies. This is a good life. No. That's all a lie and it's all garbage.
in the world today unless they're an exceptional person. That is hard for most people to do, and it's going to get to a point where you're not going to be able to drive where you want, fly where you want, eat what you want. You're going to have no freedom. You're going to own nothing, and you will not be happy, and you won't even be able to resist. And once all of this happens, it's over for everybody. Wear the mask or get shot on the spot. It's coming for everybody, and the only chance you have to escape any of this is exceptionalism. The average person's life is going off a cliff, which means you don't have time to sit around worrying about how you feel. Instead, you have to wake up and say, this is almost impossible, but I'm going to do it,
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On that note.
Because we're drinking 1775 coffee, we should probably mention it.
So, Tristan...
because you're a professional podcast streamer okay I'm gonna put you on the spot you think yourself as a professional sure let's go
Sell this 1775 coffee. Many people buy it in the tone of a 1940s private investigator.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Listen, toots. *laughter*
The streets were cold. But the truth was out there. The only heat I could feel...
came from the trail I was following.
And the burning sensation of the 1775 in my left hand.
Just before I left the office, Betty arrived.
She always seemed to turn up on rainy days.
We're 1940s, yeah? Yeah. Betty was a nigger. Okay, listen. 1775 coffee. It's the only coffee we drink because Starbucks makes you gay. So buy some and something about me. That was that was accurate 1940s. Come on. Nice. You did give me a time period.
*snort*
- Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
*door slams*
*Train noise*
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I have a theory on life.
My theory on life is that life as a man has basically always been shit.
Thank you.
People ask me questions about their happiness and motivation and depression, and I'm seen as this guru.
Thank you.
But truthfully, if you think about it, life as a man was always shit.
Name a period of history where life as a man wasn't shit.
Do you wish you were in World War II?
in a trench.
There's people in a trench today, at least you're not one of them.
Let's go back a few more years. What about a peasant? A serf? A feudal lord has raped your wife and you're not allowed to say anything about it because you're busy sowing seeds. And a fucking tunic.
Is that you? Probably. So you would have been. A little peasant. A little nerd.
Dying of the Black Death.
A flea! Ah!
Thank you.
run.
Was life as a man in the year 700 any better than it is today?
Look at all the battles where men charged at each other with spears, just getting stabbed to death. Whether you win or lose, whether you survive or not.
Thank you.
Being a man has always sucked.
And now...
Being a man still super sucks, but it's probably the best it's ever been.
and you're crying about it.
Of all the periods of history where men had to be men and go through what was expected of men,
This is the period of history where it's really not that bad.
You have to make some money. You have to be competent, be on time.
Go to the gym.
Be funny so the girls want to talk to you. Be charismatic and you'll be all right.
haven't got a charge at the muskets, haven't got a load of cannons, haven't got freeze to death in the icy waters of the Atlantic for the women and children.
No.
You have to go to the gym and you're struggling with motivation. Because you're a fuck up and a loser.
Being a man's always been shit, and compared to being a woman, it will always be permanently shit.
The situations men are in.
if they were reversed, would be global tragedies. Let's take the war in Ukraine. Right now, there are men dying in a ditch, getting blown to smithereens in Ukraine. They've sent their wives away to Europe for safety, and their wives have found new husbands. Imagine
The global outrage, if a bunch of women were getting blown apart, limbs flying through the air, and the men had left to go have sex with another girl. Imagine the meltdown! What happens to men? Nobody cares. Nobody cares. They're a dude. Who cares? Get over it.
Life shit as a man.
But never of stood a chance when the armored knights came over the hill ready to decapitate everybody in your village.
You would have pissed your little pants!
Stood there, covered in pee.
Pee running down your legs. Waiting for the fucking sword.
Go to the gym.
Make some money!
Pee pee!
I don't want to hear anyone complain about how life is hard as a man ever again.
because I know.
I just don't care.
The solution to it...
is to become exceptional and capable in all realms. That's the solution I offer to you.
I don't try and change the world and make women care about men, because they don't.
I don't try and make society care about men, because they never will.
All I can do is say, if you become brilliant,
then people will care about you. Not because you're a man, but because of who you are as an individual. Women are cared about by default, by blanket, because they are female. Men are only cared about if they become exceptional as an individual. Blanket men are not of interest to the Matrix. Nobody cares about men when we die. Nobody cares.
They're dying right now in ditches all around the world. Nobody cares.
Exceptionalism is the only way out. And if you understand that and still can't get motivated,
Thank you.
to do the bare minimum.
well, then you deserve...
Eternal serfdom as a slave and a peon and a peasant.
below me.
being overtaken by my Ferrari.
while you're on the bike.
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I just had to fire 20 members of staff.
Now, I didn't want to do that, but I'm going to explain to you the oncoming AI revolution.
from the position of a business owner, because that's what I am.
I own the largest online educational platform on the planet and we also teach AI automation.
So we teach people how to make the machines that replace people.
That's what we teach.
And I said to the people who worked for me, I could replace a large percentage of you with machines.
Machines that will outperform you by a factor of two.
Machines that work 24 hours a day and machines that I don't have to pay once they're set up. It will save me a whole lot of money, but you know what? I'm a nice man.
I'm a nice man. You've worked for me a long time. I don't want to replace you with a machine. We're going to try and just keep things as they were. It's like the factory owner.
You know, the factory owner and the new machines are coming that make the factory things better than your old man, Ted. Remember Ted? Ted, he's worked for you for four years. Ted's got a family. Ted and his hammer. He's a bit slow, old Ted, but he's worked for you for a long time. You're trying to keep Ted in a job. The machines come along. China only uses machines. They're outperforming you. China's making everything cheaper than you are now. But you want to keep Ted on the payroll, old Ted. How you doing, Ted? That's what most you fucks are. And you don't even realize it. Let me explain it to you.
I warned
all of my staff that I could fire them and I could replace them, but I won't.
They all said thanks, and then, in their hubris and arrogance, continued a couple days later to just be
normal staff. They didn't up their game.
They didn't DM me and say, how can they perform better?
They didn't ask me if there's anything more I need from them. They were just like, ah, yeah, thanks, okay, and just carried on being a dipshit.
It ain't.
gonna last for long because that AI option is always hanging over the boss's head.
Please understand this.
If you're a normal person working for a company,
Your boss is already discussing with somebody else
how to replace you with a machine.
Already. And they may sit there and think, oh, I want to keep Ted for a while, but it's going to be in the back of their mind.
This option they could always replace you.
It's like having a girlfriend. You have a girlfriend.
She's okay.
But you have this real hot chick who's chasing you all the time.
You know?
And when the girlfriend who's okay starts messing up, you just think,
Why don't I just get that hot chick here and teach this one a lesson?
So let me give an example.
I had 20 members of staff. I could have replaced the machines.
I didn't replace the movie machine.
One of them has been replying to me slowly.
Because he's not got official holiday. He's just gone to Spain or somewhere.
And he's replying to me a little bit slower because he's enjoying his life.
I don't care. I'm on house arrest. I'm not enjoying my life. Machines don't enjoy their fucking life. Nobody else is enjoying their life and you're replying to me slow.
So because of that, you got replaced with the Machine, and guess what? The Machine did so fucking fantastic that everyone else in your division got replaced.
So you being a dipshit got everyone fired. And that is the position anybody
anybody with a job is currently in.
If you are just going to your job thinking everything's going to be fine and not upping your game,
and not understanding that all of your bosses are constantly working towards and considering replacing you
with a machine which will outperform you in every single metric, then you're a dumbass.
The future is AI. And what's interesting about it is you're going to have the people who know how to use it, like me, the business owners who know how to implement it, like me, who get monumentally wealthy.
richer than ever before, and the average person is going to get wrecked.
Have nots, have yots.
That's all it's going to be. AI is going to put more and more money into the hands of people who know how to utilize it. I'm going to take more and more money from the Joe average
I'll do my job and then I'll go home. Then I'll log off, dip shit.
Those people are long, long, long gone.
Sorry, Ted.
Sorry.
And I'm genuinely making this video. I'm not trying to brag in any way. I actually tried to keep these people on the payroll.
I can't afford it.
But they're just...
Humans are ungrateful. The machine says thank you to me more than the fucking human does. And the machine doesn't even get paid!
This is the future.
I am the future. I'm living the future. I'm trying to live my life spearheading towards the future because I understand that's where
Time ends.
And this is a warning.
to every single one of you at home.
You need to understand
You have.
One of three choices.
You try your very best.
to be nice to your boss.
on even though you're useless.
You try to outperform a machine,
which is impossible
or you learn how to make machines work for you.
And I strongly recommend, especially if you're relatively young,
that you take option three and learn how to make machines work for you.
before it's too late.
you
Top G is an individual who is capable in all realms, as my father said.
Sheer indisputability and unmatched perfect capacity make you fear the police in all realms. When you are top G, you are dangerous at every level.
It doesn't matter what the competition is, as soon as they say my name, they're gonna be like, oh fuck this. It doesn't matter what it is, hopscotch, jump rope, table tennis, who gives a shit? Even things I'm not good at. You know my mindset, my unmatched perspicacity, my ability to proceed, my sheer indefatigability, the fact that I never get tired.
That is why I am Top Cheap. That mentality you can expand on as tall as I can fall.
If you do your best in one thing, it can radiate out across your entire life. That's the greatest thing about being a man. As a man, when you upgrade your life and you become a better man, by extension, you automatically improve the lives of all of your friends, of your woman, of your children, of your community, of your country. We radiate. As a man, when you have a lot of money, you use it to provide and to help others. I find my happiness through the happiness of others.
Are you fucking serious? It's more about giving than receiving. But that's what life is like as a man. You give things. You make other people happy. That's the whole point of being a man is to stand up and make other people happy and work hard for other people and be dependable for other people. It's all about other people when you're a full grown man. That's just how it works. I believe the best way I can serve God is to improve the world. And by improving the world as a whole, God will be happy with me. And the way to improve the world is to create soldiers.
to fight for God. We need masculine men to fight against the matrix and the control mechanisms. We need to be the resistance. This is how I show God that I am a loyal soldier. By inspiring other soldiers, I'm Morpheus. I free the minds which are ready to be freed.
I dedicate so much of my life to you guys. I don't think you guys understand that most of you in my position would just get in the Bugatti and fuck off and just hang around with chicks and just go on yachts. I dedicate so much
to you guys because I truly believe it's my purpose. What else am I supposed to do?
Some moron said to me,
Andrew!
What would you do if your sons don't end up like you?
as if that's even possible i am my father they are my children they are me how can they not be me
They have only been born to continue to take dynasty. That's why they exist.
"Yeah, but maybe they wanna do other things." Want, who is talking about want? There is duty, there is honor, there's things they must do.
Who asks children what they want? Children don't want to do anything important. You must show them via discipline
You must make them understand that some things are more important than their wants. That's how they grow into an amazing person.
So then this clown said to me, "Well, so you're just having sons to be just like you, that's the only reason you want them?"
Yeah.
Basically, I mean, I'm not going to live forever. Love is my link to the future. Primarily, I want versions of me to exist, to leave a mark on the planet.
How gay?
must you be to not want to leave a mark on earth? Think about that mindset.
You have a finite number of human years you are going to die, that is guaranteed.
There are people who want to die and leave no mark.
They may not have kids at all. If they do have kids, they want them to be individuals, to come up with their own ideas, and listen to the TV and YouTube, and chop their dicks off, and listen to the school and their little homos.
and they don't want to leave a carbon footprint. No, I just want to die, and I don't want to be on the internet or on Wikipedia. I want to be insignificant. Nobody remember me, and my sons don't even represent me, and all my ideals and everything I represented is just gone. I'm one of those people who is born and vanishes and is never discussed again. Are you fucking gay?
Your primary objective as a man should be during this lifetime to leave a mark that will be discussed
Hopefully a positive one.
That's your goal, right? Your goal is to be such a fantastic version of human.
that everybody talks about your upbringing, everybody talks about your parents, everybody talks about your lineage,
is to make children in your image
So when your children are fantastic, they then discuss their upbringing, meaning they discuss you by proxy.
Your mindset.
Your views, your ideals to be propagated into the future? Isn't that the exact fucking point of being alive? What else is the point of being alive?
They have emptied your heart and emptied your spirit, emptied your soul of all of the things you used to know you wanted. The innate masculine desires have been replaced by garbage.
All you've ever wanted is a woman who obeys you, who won't cheat, who will be loyal, who is desperate to give you sons.
That's all you ever wanted.
And now feminism's convinced women that they shouldn't want that. And even worse, it's convinced you you're a bad person for wanting it.
"Oh, I'm a real man and I'm secure, so I don't want my woman to be loyal to me and just give me loads of kids. I want her to, you know, follow her dreams at that party in Tulum."
Are you gay?
Are you gay? I'm asking you a serious question. Are you gay?
What else are we alive for?
What's the point in all of this if it's not to leave a positive mark in the world?
What's the point of any of it?
And what's the point in having children if they're not going to replicate you? Which means you have a duty to your kids to be as fantastic as possible. I can only hope.
My children are as good as I am.
Let alone battle.
Do you understand how important it is for humanity as a whole that there are ten Andrew Taits in the future? Not one, ten.
Do you understand how important that is? I have a duty to them to flawlessly perform.
People say to me, "Andrew, you should shut up! They're gonna put you in jail!"
If I shut up, I may not go to jail,
But then I do not get to propagate my ideals. I do not get to show bravery to my offspring. I do not get to leave a mark on humanity.
You think I'm afraid of a fucking jail cell? I'm afraid of eternal insignificance which is fostered from cowardice.
Because that's the life most of you men are living.
"You are too cowardly to do the difficult things "which must be done to garner respect
from allies and enemies alike.
and you are going to be forgotten. You are never gonna be remembered. Your sons will never wake up every day thinking, I have to be as good as dad. I have to try harder.
Your kids will wake up and they'll go to school and they'll learn about Globo Homo.
That's the end of your bloodline, global homo.
It's unbelievable.
Thank you.
You know,
The human spirit
is actually quite an easy thing to satisfy, especially in the mastering level.
You want to be respected, especially by the people close to you. You want to work hard, you want to make money.
You want to have a woman who's obsessed with you. You want to have children who respect you. You want to provide for all of them. You want to be feared by your opponents.
You want to be respected by your allies. That's it. We live in this technological age where we can do more things than we could ever do before.
You can go to more places, you can do more activities, you can play video games, you can enter the metaverse.
You can go inside the matrix and put the goggles on. You can jerk off. You can do all this dumb shit. But your soul feels empty. And the reason it feels empty is because the things you actually want you can no longer find.
Feminism has convinced women that they shouldn't respect men. Even worse, it's convinced you you shouldn't find a woman who respects you.
You think you're a bad man if you don't let your girlfriend go and suck men off in Tulum. You think that makes you insecure if you don't let her go party every weekend.
When you stand up and say, I'm a man,
And I'm a big, strong, competent man.
and my woman's going to love me and respect me, and I'm going to protect and provide for her.
And I will be obeyed because this is my household, and this is the tape name, and this is my creed.
You're labeled misogynistic. Even worse, if you're successful enough, they'll do what they did to me. They'll label you a terrorist.
You're a terrible person.
At the same time, this is juxtaposed with immigrants and psychos running the streets with blades, murdering on at will.
When masculinity is more needed than ever before to protect families and protect society, they're decimating it in real time by the slave mechanisms.
all with the goal of emptying out the cups. You are a glass.
and they're trying to empty you out, get rid of every single drop of water so they can fill you with poison instead.
You have to be empty before you're filled up.
Think about the things that even make you smile nowadays.
Is it a woman telling you that she couldn't leave you?
Is it a woman coming up to you saying, it doesn't matter what you do.
I know you keep having babies with other women because you want so many babies. I just can't leave you.
Does that happen to you ever? No. Does she even listen to you? No.
Do your children look at you like a superhero? Do people fear you?
What makes you happy? Video games? Sports teams?
Going to a concert? Ah, what if you make enough money on crypto to buy a Lambo and then fuck some whore everyone's
Does that make you happy?
Are you a man now?
Are you a real G? Did you get a cigar?
It's all fucking gay.
This is why I quit drinking. People often ask me, Andrew, why'd you quit drinking?
Because I have things to do now.
When I was younger, the world was a very different place. 10, 15 years ago, the entire world was different than it is now.
I don't feel like I've gotten older. I feel like the world has actually genuinely changed.
And now we're in an age where the oncoming enslavement is so palatable
You can feel it. You can smell it. You can touch it. All you can possibly be doing is preparing for war. I'm a billionaire with unlimited finance who can do anything. And I spend most of my day training, making money and educating my sons on how difficult their life's going to be.
You have a lot less money and resource and capability and fame and knowledge and intellect than me.
What are you doing with your time?
You should be dedicating even more time to these things than I am.
What do you do with your time? Be honest.
Going to the bar.
Whoa, a girl!
If a girl doesn't give you children, she's not important.
You don't need to talk to her. That's what she's for. She's to give you offspring and to respect you and love you.
That's what you need her for. If she ain't doing those things, you don't need her at all.
You're always going to feel empty until you just admit what you really want.
And the beauty of it is,
You can't believe that these things are owed to you.
because they're not.
The beauty about it is these things must be earned.
Thank you.
People say women are ruined and feminism is destroyed, and it's true.
women are ruined to the point that their standards are now much higher.
You can get a woman who will dedicate her life to you and trust you completely, but you have to be that guy.
And you can make money.
but you have to be that guy. And you can be feared by your enemies, but you have to be that guy. Things have changed.
The difficulty has been turned up. The winners will get higher scores than ever before. The losers will be decimated in real time. The Western world is collapsing.
Slavery is coming for everybody.
And you need it.
to at least be perspicacious enough to see all of this coming and indistinguishable enough
to work endlessly to do your best to resist.
and your primary objective,
should be to have enough sons who will go into history and become fantastic enough for them to discuss who their father was.
My father is still talked about every single day, somewhere on the internet, not only because of his achievements,
but because of who I am.
And for that reason, he has sparked global intrigue
The most common question I get asked by men is,
Why am I unhappy?
And the answer isn't an answer they like. And I'm going to tell you all one more time.
why you feel empty and unhappy inside.
*sniffles*
Thank you.
It's because you deserve it.
It's because you're a loser.
is because you haven't tried hard enough.
because you're not significant enough,
Because that hole in your heart will never be filled by the garbage and asinine bullshit you're doing with your life.
Because nobody respects you and women don't pine after you.
You don't have endless children from endless supermodels.
You haven't achieved enough.
Your name isn't respected.
You're a fucking nobody.
If I was you, I'd be unhappy too.
and you deserve that unhappiness. And that unhappiness should be endless fire and motivation for you to do whatever it takes to get ahead.
If I am out working you and I'm already at the top of the mountain,
How do you expect to ever get up here?
at the absolute highest echelons of human achievement, I am still outworking you. I am not distracted by the things you're distracted by.
I've got a huge head start.
And if you ever want to feel truly content in your heart, if you ever want to look in the mirror and understand no matter what they do to me,
If they put me in jail, if they attack me online, if they lie about me, if the BBC prints bullshit, if they matrix attack me, if they take my money, no matter what they do to me, I'm still that guy.
It's only going to be achieved via hard work.
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*music* Hi guys, Tristan taking it. Never lost a game? Of chess? I've lost a lot of games of chess.
Too slow. Andrew?
Too slow. I got you.
Is that funny?
- You literally got the same color.
In fact, I did not.
Because I was sending my purple McLaren back, I thought, I want another purple McLaren, but I don't want it to be the exact same purple, because that is truly ridiculous.
So I got a slightly different shade of purple.
Thank you.
Andrew, are you smoking shisha again? You're not YouTubing a lung test. Andrew, this isn't accurate. The AI machine now controls all our lives.
May the Jesus give you.
How long is it before doctors are basically AI machines?
Andrew, you're almost halfway to super lungs.
According to this test, if you go the entire way, you do in fact have super lungs. And I know if you go the whole way, you're never going to let me live this down. You're going to constantly tell me that you have super lungs.
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Birds flying high, you know how I feel
you
.
I'm sure they could take it!
Sun in the sky, you know how I feel.
Breeze drifting on by, you know how I feel.
It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life.
For me, yeah
And I'm feeling good.
Fish in the sea, you know how I feel.
♪ Forever on the tree ♪ ♪ You know how I feel ♪ ♪ Lost on the tree ♪ ♪ You know how I feel ♪ ♪ It's a new dawn ♪ ♪ A new day ♪ ♪ It's a new life ♪ ♪ For me ♪
And I'm feeling...
♪ And I'm feeling strong ♪ ♪ It's like a storm ♪
♪ I'm feeling strong ♪
you
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Thank you.
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I hope you guys aren't just saying this to cheer me on.
Because I know I've been in a bad mood. I hope it's true.
I hope you're not just trying to make me happy.
Because obviously I moved all the cars. My cars were outside, so I was looking at them from the pool.
And then I thought, let me move them all under the protection.
After I did that, because I'm God's favorite, God decided to make a hailstorm come. He wouldn't do it while my cars were out because me and him have a deal.
We get along. Alex, the heathen, his car was exposed to the hailstorm and now I'm being told his windscreen was cracked. I hope you guys aren't lying to me just to try and make me smile.
Alex, how do you feel? I'm pretty. I moved all the cars.
When God said,
Shall I get him? I said get him. You deserve it.
Why? Because it's hilarious when things happen to you. And he said it's literally not repairable. It's not repairable? Not repairable. So that means you're going to have to replace the windscreen.
Bro, I don't keep on going in. - Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa!
Dude, you just lose and me get dead?
Look at the guns. I've never lost a game. Look at the guns though.
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Is it true going to college doesn't guarantee us a good job? Correct! Correct! Okay, no fat in this conversation. Well, I can tell you that inflation has doubled in the last 40 years, while the price of college has quadrupled. And this is what's actually dangerous to society as a whole. As inflation continues to destroy everybody's wage, people are getting more and more desperate. The average salary of a graduate with a four-year degree was actually more in 1982 than it is today. That is the underlying reason why everything is fucked.
- Correct. - I'm just saying not all knowledge comes from college, and there's lots of ways to get educated. - That is why I'm opening the portal to the real world.
- I will teach you how to make money online. You can escape the matrix, you can be geographically free. I've made it cheap enough for everybody to be able to join.
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Well, that's what I'm saying. Andrew doesn't want to go out on the tank.
No. I'm just saying right now, we can go get it.
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Hmph, he's a loser. I think you're on camera admitting that you're a loser at home.
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I have my every life never lost. I'm broke. Broke.
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We were offered to sell our souls and we refused. And that is why we're now in this current situation we're in. When you get to a certain level of fame, you either put on a dress or you go to jail. And I'm happy to make my choice, which is jail every single time. My soul is not for sale, neither are my principles. As soon as they deem you an enemy to their narratives, which they're trying to purport upon the population, if you speak against the establishment, they will do anything it takes to silence you. Even if it's against the law, even if it's made up. First they come for us.
For all of you.
The Matrix is real.
It is very dangerous to be a man nowadays. I don't even know what the answer is to it. It's insanity. They're out to get all of us. There's a bunch of shooting men. Every single person with a voice is going to try and destroy it. Any man who tells the truth is going to try and destroy it. So you've got to lead by example. As long as you've got millions of people all following your example, they can't lock everyone up.
way to discredit what he's saying. Yeah, it's a pretty standardized tactic. Any man who is successful in the world is going to have a degree of history with females, and that's the way they attack you. It's an attack vector. They've done it to Trump. They did it to Assange. They're trying to do it to me. Days after WikiLeaks revealed that the U.S. government had been spying on its allies and lying about it, Julian Assange was arrested in London for rape. He's been suffering this
I did it for 12 years without any rights. What was the crime? Publishing truthful information. The U.S. committed war crimes in Iraq and Afghanistan. So the journalist that published those war crimes is in jail. And the people that committed those crimes are not even under investigation. So that's absolutely crazy.
As soon as they want to get rid of you, they will try and accuse you of the most heinous crimes, because sexual crimes are heinous. It slanders your name, which makes the process itself a punishment. It doesn't matter if you're found innocent at the end of it, because they've slandered you for years anyway. The process is a punishment, which is why they choose sexual crimes. They're also extremely subjective, hard to prove. They don't need any solid evidence. Here we are two years into this process. You don't see any girls with bruises. You don't see any. Where's the victims of all this?
that he would track her. The whole thing is garbage. It's head-to-toe garbage. It's a matrix attack. Sexual violence. We don't know where. We don't know when. We don't know against who. Maybe at some point, 11 years ago, send this man to jail without a trial. They're not allowing us to win. They don't want us to win, and they've realized they need to get desperate, so they've gone all the way back to 2012. These are very serious allegations. I can't understand that you're not accepting that, surely. I can make a very serious allegation against you, sir. No, I'm...
- Allegations by who? Who are the women? What are their names? Allegations? Can you name one? - But you know that... - Thought not. - Thought so. - Thank you! It's just done and used to destroy men who speak against any kind of agenda they do not like. And it's happening over and over and over again. You need to stand up and say you've had enough and you're not listening to this garbage. If you want to be one of those people who believes anything the MSM says, fine, believe it. Now Russell Brand, they've done Tucker, they've done Elon, they're doing Trump, they've done Assange, they're coming for everybody on repeat.
don't believe you anymore because it's their number one primary weapon sexual crimes are heinous they can't tar you with any other crime if they would have said to you at home me and my brother are car thieves nobody would have cared innocent or guilty it doesn't damage our reputation but when you accuse someone of being a rapist which is a disgusting thing any man who genuinely ranks a woman should see a prison cell i absolutely not really believe that with all my heart i have daughters rape my daughter i dare you you won't see a prison cell you'll see the ground i'll
you'll be headless in the dirt. But that is very different being a genuine rapist from being accused randomly from people from you've known 10, 15 years ago and trial by media in a position where you can't even properly defend yourself. And they're doing this on repeat to tarnish names, to try and destroy credibility over and over and over again. It has to stop, but it's not going to stop until we make it very clear to the people who are trying to do this, to anybody who speaks against the establishment, that we don't believe a word they say anymore.
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I truly believe that someone had to stand up and speak and God gave me a platform and I have the ability to affect young men with my voice. And I truly believe there is evil in the world and good men don't stand by when evil is taking place and someone needs to stand up and say the pertinently obvious things which can save the world. They've tried to cancel us because they don't like that we are telling the truth to the world. If we were lying, they would allow us to lie. When you rip out a man's tongue, you're not proving him a liar, you just prove you're afraid of him telling the truth.
Nobody believes them anymore. The good guys have always been losing. It's always been this way since the dawn of human time. It seems to be that evil always has the advantage, but somehow good wins in the end. It is the truth. It is light that they fear. We're telling the truth, and we're repeatedly telling the truth, and we have morals and we have standards, and we're standing up for what we know is right, and we're standing up for God. The moral arc of the universe bends towards truth. It bends towards truth and justice in the end. And I'm trying to make you understand that.
This is a battle for humanity. This is Satanists against God. This is a battle for your spirituality. This is a battle for your freedom. This is a battle for everything that you've ever held dear. It's a battle for the freedom of the people you love and that you need to start doing something. And you can't just sit there and say I'm an Andrew Tate fan and be broke. And you can't sit there and be I'm an Andrew Tate fan and you're out of shape. I'm an Andrew Tate fan. I'm unimportant. No. If you're a fan of mine, you need to matter because I need soldiers in my army who can genuinely do something.
I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.
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Thank you.
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Got no confidence like me. Really wanna run around and chase me. I'm not no Travis, baby, no, don't chase me. I work too hard, can you fucking pay me? I did so much, you did it with me.
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"Imagine shooting a man with your last bullet and he stands there unfazed!" Who is Andrew Tate? Andrew Tate was born in December 1986 in Washington DC and raised in Chicago by his mother Eileen and father Emery Andrew Tate II, an international chess master who served in the United States Air Force as a sergeant where he excelled as a linguist.
At the age of 11, following his parents' divorce, Andrew moved to a council estate in Luton, England with his mother and younger brother, Tristan.
Developing an interest in fighting as a teenager, Andrew joined Storm Gym where he harnessed his unique fighting skills under the guidance of legendary trainer Amir Subasik. I'm ready to kill. I don't do this for fun. This is not a sport to me. I don't enjoy it. I hate training. I hate fighting. This is f***ing war.
champion kickboxer rising to popularity online for his lavish lifestyle controversial opinions and entertaining personality his rise to fame did not come without backlash controversial social media influencer Andrew Tate and rotate and rotate and rotate and rotate the BBC challenged him on whether his views about women broadcast to his millions of online followers harmed
teachers and police officers claim. Online influencer Andrew Tate's vile misogyny infiltrates our classrooms and society. Becoming the most searched man on Google in 2022, Andrew was swiftly wiped out of social media platforms around the globe. Attack you, your character, and cancel you. Controversial influencer Andrew Tate has been banned from Facebook and Instagram for violating its policies around dangerous individuals. How to describe
of the most shocking and controversial figures in social media. Despite the unrelenting attack by big power players and global elites, an advocate for free speech and a newly emerging social platform, Rumble swiftly found a place for Andrew. And when I got cancelled, and I moved to Rumble, I put together the whole big Rumble thing, and I put together my final message. My unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indistinguibility makes me a feared opponent of any genre. And he's out. He's taking it! I sat down with Patrick Bet-David and said, "They fucked up."
And if they don't see it themselves yet, they will certainly. Pressure is behind the dam. The only crack that's missing is for someone to be cancelled and be more successful than before. That's all that it takes. Not only did I become the most viral person on the planet, I did it while being heavily shadow banned. In 2022, Andrew embraced Islam, marking a significant shift in his beliefs and lifestyle. And I became religious because I realized there's so much evil in the world, God must exist. Equal and opposite force. And I see so much pure evil, the devil must be real, which means God must be real.
In December 2022, Andrew and Tristan Tate were arrested in Romania for allegations they both deny. Controversial influencer Andrew Tate has been arrested in Romania as part of a human trafficking group and forming an organized criminal group. During their incarceration, the media continued its attack to tarnish Tate's name. But after spending three months behind bars and with limited grounds to hold them, the notorious Tate brothers were released on house arrest.
media influencer Andrew Tate to leave prison and move into house arrest. The British-American former kickboxer has millions of online followers. He's being investigated for a number of crimes, all of which he denies. Freedom at last. I maintain my absolute innocence and I think most people understand this and I look forward to being hung. Tied down to a slow Romanian judicial system and without support from the UK or US embassies, in December 2023, the
from a heart attack at her home in Luton, something both brothers attribute to the pestering from news agencies such as the BBC. A request from Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan to visit their mum, who suffered a heart attack in the UK, has been denied by a Romanian court. The reason my mother is having a heart attack is probably because of the media harassing her all the time and the BBC were doing this. The BBC were knocking at her fucking window. The BBC were waiting outside of her house. Wouldn't let her go shopping. The BBC are animals.
on your consciousness and your moral fiber. And it's being done consciously by Satanists. - One sec, why are there police at my house? - Chris, why are there police? Are we going to jail? Should I pack and check out my jail bag? - Oh, we need to check if you've run away. It's a setup. It's a clear fucking setup. So they can put us in jail. What a cruel fucking trick. You reject my request to see my mother, who's potentially on her deathbed, having life-saving surgery after a fucking heart attack. And the moment you say no to me, you send police officers around to my house. You're fucking animals. You know who you are.
In defiance of attacks from mainstream media and an onslaught of new cases, the Tate brothers' influence continues to dominate worldwide. On June 9th, 2024, Andrew Tate took the crypto world by storm with the introduction of Daddy, rising the ranks to become the largest coin ever influenced by a personal brand, burning his personal allowance of the coin, worth over $110 million to ensure his fans will profit. $150 million of Daddy coin I have and I'm going to set it on fucking fire now. Burn it.
As of today, the Tate brothers face a new set of allegations. Police in Romania are questioning Andrew Tate. He faces several new charges. V-COT also seized a large number of assets, adding to the already substantial collection of luxury cars, watches and money that was initially taken as part of the investigation, accounting for an estimated 23 million US dollars,
Romanian prosecutors unfazed by current events and constrained within the Romanian border for the foreseeable future the Tate brothers continue to adapt to new challenges and press on with a never-ending battle I've been nice I've been patient I played the game I've respected the judiciary the media is complicit all of you are when they first threw us in fucking jail when they first put us in there you're all running around saying human traffickers none of you said where's the evidence where's the proof where's the picture where's the video
They do the same fucking bullshit. This is a fucking setup. This is disgusting. Disgusting.
You know?
Sometimes I think,
that I've grown as a person.
and that I'm beyond.
enjoying the lamentations of my enemies.
Because...
I'm mature.
and I can be humble in victory.
But that's not true, is it?
I'm as petty as they come.
Thank you.
And it's fucking hilarious.
It is hilarious.
This is the funniest thing that's happened in forever.
And I'll tell you why.
Gentlemen,
Don't be humble.
Don't be nice.
BRAG!
Show off.
Twist the knife!
The knife of truth has been stabbed into the heart of the shit libs. Twist it.
These people want you to die in a ditch in Ukraine. They want you to go to World War III.
They wanted you to be tied up and injected with experimental vaccines that would make you have a fucking heart attack.
These people wanted you dead.
Now the men are back in charge and we're going to remind them of it every week.
Fucking...
This is my pledge to the universe. Every day I am breathing, I will remind these losers that we are back.
We are back and not just back today. We're back every single day for the next four years. These people are evil. These scumbags would destroy your life if they were in charge. Imagine, imagine the timeline now if Kamala had won. Imagine the cackling. Imagine the black girl boss bullshit, everyone being happy, person of color. Imagine her monumental failures across the coming weeks,
She does this fuck up the country Imagine the mess
Instead now we get the beauty of Trump
doing the right thing, the media having a constant breakdown, girls having a constant breakdown, shit-limbs having a constant breakdown. This is what I tried to explain to Nick Fuentes. I was like, "Nick,
It's not about the policy. It's about the laws. Life is about LOL. That's what you're going to one day understand, young man. Take it from me.
When you've been through it all, when you've made hundreds of millions, when you've been to jail, when you've fucked all the pussy, when you've driven all the cars, you realize it's just about LOL. What's funny?
That's what it's about. This is fucking hilarious.
It's hilarious.
And I,
think that personally.
I have a responsibility.
T-NOW.
Up the game. Like the men are in charge. You thought I was misogynistic before?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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So gentlemen, I want you to understand that it's not often the universe gives you a second chance.
And second chances.
don't mean that you get easy victories.
Second chances are afforded to people.
who have prepared for them.
When you lost, when you got hit by the bullet and fell down, you have to think of and prepare your Aikido.
for when you resurrect,
So you can rip out the throat of your enemies.
America has a second chance. So do masculine men. Crypto's gonna pump. Have you been preparing?
Have you been making money inside of the real world and getting your bags as large as possible before the crypto pump? Everyone knows Bitcoin is going to $200,000 now. Everyone. Trump knows. Shit libs know.
BlackRock knows. Tate knows. You know. Everyone knows. Do you have enough?
Have you been working?
to get the Bitcoin in your bank.
before it blew up.
Second chances come for those who have prepared for them. You make your own luck.
And the Western world has a huge reset coming. Do you remember when Elon walked into Twitter?
fired most of the people, especially all the girls, because girls don't know how to work hard, fired all the useless women, took over and made it a better company with a fraction of the people. That's what's going to happen with government.
Crypto's gonna go to the fucking moon. But I have been preparing for this eventuality. I prepared for either one. I prepared for us to lose. I prepared for us to win. I have a plan.
A lot of you are feeling jubilation now at the fact that finally the men are back in charge. Finally, we can tell women to be quiet. We don't be quiet.
Your opinion is not backed by the physical capability to force me to listen. I don't care.
but don't let the jubilation get to your head.
Because in the realm, in the masculine world,
It's hyper-competitive.
So now,
It's Trump years. It's back to the good old days.
It's actually going to be more competitive.
The winners are going to win more. The winners are going to make more money. The winners are going to be more respected. The winners are going to have more baby mamas. You name it.
It's getting harder out here for the average man to now compete against the winners. This is a winner territory.
This is for the winners now.
Are you a winner? Have you been preparing for this?
That's a genuine question.
Thank you.
We can all enjoy pissing off the shit libs.
And we're going to do that.
but I want you to understand that second chances in life must be prepared for.
And that's when
You can seize the opportunity fully and completely.
Grab it by its neck.
and strangle all of the resource
An advantage.
This is a huge opportunity for everybody, even for someone as accomplished and sexy as me. This is a huge opportunity. I might move back to America.
Hang around at the UFC, Mar-a-Lago, drive a fucking Bugatti up and down the interstate.
That's how big this is. Top G might be in the States.
That's how big this is.
See me pawn road!
The entire...
landscape of Earth will change.
And the tectonic plates, the seismic shifts, in either way they move will result in money in my bank.
Mine. Because that's what you're supposed to do as a man. You're supposed to win.
Trump won.
He didn't lose to some fucking girl.
He beer!
In fact, he has a 100% success rate at keeping warmongering she-witches out of the fucking White House.
He is a hero, sir. He stopped all the girl boss bullshit that no man can fucking stand.
He stopped it. He did.
HERO!
And now there's going to be fertile grounds to plow.
There are treasure troves to plunder.
but you need to be a pirate.
Who's adept with a cutlass.
And you must be brave.
Do you understand?
Meritocracies make winners win more than ever before.
Liberals trying to destroy meritocracies and drag us down to just communist bullshit. Trump's back for the meritocracy. Are you good enough? Are you the best?
That's what's going to happen. Winners are going to motherfucking win.
And losers?
Well, we're going to go through Twitter and see what the losers think shortly.
But I want you guys to understand that this is a massive opportunity that comes with a huge amount of work to do.
There is work for you to do now. The culture is masculine once again. Women don't want men with skinny arms and no fucking money.
They never wanted it.
Even during the shit lib era, where you could sit around and be a feminist and maybe get your pee-pee sucked. That is all gone. You need to be big, strong, rich. Say what you mean. Mean what you fucking say.
I'm excited. This is my battleground. This is my place. This is Tate Land.
We're going to take over the fucking world again. It's going to be like 2022 Tate Talk.
The real world students are going to be mobilized quickly.
with their Trump win battle plan.
If you haven't got daddy coin, get some. It's cheaper than Bitcoin. For now.
Real nigger Tate.
RNT.
Also stands for real n***a trauma.
But before I give you too much motivation,
which I'm going to do.
Between now and the new year, I'm going to try my very best to light a fire inside of your heart.
I'm going to try my very best to light a fire inside of your soul, which cannot be extinguished by setbacks and disappointment.
and fatigue.
I want you to have a fire inside of your soul that burns so brightly, illuminates your own destiny in front of your eyes.
But before that...
We're going to laugh at liberals.
Because it's funny.
And we're gonna laugh at women.
Because it's funny.
Because that's what life's all about.
LOL.
What did Conan say?
The greatest joy in life is to strike down my enemies and hear the lamentations of their women.
Making your enemy cry.
I wasn't a professional fighter because I wanted to win. I was a professional fighter because I wanted him to lose.
And I was the man to make sure it was going to happen.
Don't you see the beauty?
Don't you fucking feel it in the air?
Every woman I know I'm already saying, I'm going to listen to you less than ever. And I see the disappointment on their faces. They're like, he already doesn't listen to me.
He already cheats on me every day.
And now I'm like, Trump's back. I'm going to listen less. And the heartbreak in their souls.
They don't get to do their girl bullshit. They don't get to say anything. Quiet. Men are in charge again.
It's Trump in the White House, Taliban in Afghanistan. It's under lock.
Be quiet.
We're fucking back.
We never really left.
That's the thing. Masculinity never really leaves.
It's the undercurrent and undertone of all civilized society because it is violence.
which backs things and only men have the capability to be violent. However, there is this bullshit pink fluffy sugar coating on top.
And we have to tolerate trans bullshit, female opinions, all this crap.
That's gone. We're stripping it right back.
Thank you.
To the core essence. And you know what the core essence is?
Because I fucking said so.
That's the core essence. Because I said so, liberal.
Because I said so.
And I'm bigger and stronger than you.
That's why.
Oh, but at the electoral college, but, but...
D 'ya!
D'ya!
Thank you.
I'll show you an electoral college.
You little faggot.
Giddy up! I'm moving to America, I'm buying a fucking ranch!
I'm going to get some horses.
more guns than anyone has ever seen.
Imagine shooting a man.
with your last bullet.
And he stands there.
unfazed available at topg.com i went through it trump went through it they tried to kill the masculine spirit don't you understand this is why we have to brag
This is why we have to fucking twist the knife. They tried to kill the masculine spirit. They tried to destroy the last semblance of resistance against the fucking slave mind. Men who stood up and said, I'm not afraid of you. I'm not going to sell my soul. I'm not scared. No, I refuse. I refuse to believe that's a woman when it's a man. I refuse to say men can get pregnant.
I refuse to believe a woman can do a job as well as a man can. I refuse. Women can't fucking drive. Put me in jail. They tried to destroy us.
Now it's our turn.
This is the rallying cry.
I'm going to text Barron.
Him and I talk quite often. I'm going to offer Trump.
My position is,
as press secretary, but I have a strong feeling
Unfortunately.
I won't get to enjoy that.
Speaking of press secretary, something else very important to remember, ladies and gentlemen,
US fuckin' A.
The mainstream media doubled down on this bullshit. They knew they had to win. And they destroyed their credibility, fired every last bullet, and lost.
They are more over than ever. Trump came in 2016 with fake news and destroyed the news.
They've been limping on ever since. Elon came, got X. Rumble.
Owned by Chris.
Citizen journalism, the truth starts to leak out. The COVID scam exposed.
Thank you.
The media is done.
It was already done. Now it is super done.
What are they going to say? What are you going to say, media? We're going to say, Andrew Tate's a misogynist.
Get fucked!
I'm not even going to defend myself.
Get fucked is my answer.
Fuck you is my answer.
Trump said something bad. Good.
You can't let Trump be president, he's racist. Good.
Argue with that.
Ha ha!
It's funny.
So I like it.
Argue with that one.
Shit-libbed.
We must...
I want you guys.
To hold nightmares in your mind. To keep the wounds open. I want you to go to sleep hearing Kamala's cackle. I want the nightmares to keep the wound open so that when you awake and realize you're not in this hell reality. You're in a version of life...
which is fair and true.
And Trump's in charge. You never forget to twist the knife.
Don't forget to twist the fucking knife every day.
If it was the other way around, these people would be trying to destroy your life.
They'd be convincing your children to chop their fucking balls off.
convincing your woman to not listen to you and let you be man of the house.
These people would fucking destroy you. They are evil. They are demons.
You can't forget this. Do not have sympathy. No quarter for the enemy.
Fuck you you lost
Ha, you cheated last time. You couldn't cheat this time. It was too big to rig. We win. An unfair game. We won. And I'm going to remind you of it every fucking day for the next four years. Without fail, I will not miss a day. Kamala's cackle has been etched into my mind.
I have nightmares as it is.
And her cackle is somewhere deep in the background. I hear it. My wounds stay fresh.
Text the liberal you know right now. LOL.
It's all it takes.
Thank you.
*Sigh*
That bitch was retarded.
Gentlemen,
And
Today is a happy day.
So we're not going to say anything negative, but we are going to have to have a conversation at some point how the mainstream media and election rigging managed to get the best president in history.
into a close race with a hooker.
The best president in modern history, the most qualified man in America, versus a hooker. A fucking random hooker. And because of the MSM.
And because of election rigging, they managed to make it remotely close. That's fucking remarkable. It should have been 100% Trump.
So these people who are voting for this fucking hooker are your enemy?
They're dipshits.
And it's your job as a man to remind them of that until they finally feel enough shame to change.
You know?
The only people I know who lost weight are people who got bullied for being fat.
I'm gonna bully the liberals into becoming fucking straight.
Now,
Question.
Has anyone heard from this bitch? She had so much to fucking say.
I'm speaking. I'm speaking. Unburdened by what has been. You are not unburdened by the sperm you have taken. Do not lie.
There's nothing unburdened about you.
Where the fuck did she go?
Kamala!
Hello?
Any statement? Hello, Kamala, I need a sandwich.
Tikka Masala Kamala.
Where the fuck did she disappear to?
Look on Twitter, see if she has a statement out yet. But basically what I want to do now...
is scroll through me making fun of everyone, and hopefully we can find some new targets.
But...
Because guys, it's twist the knife season.
There's other political commentators out there. There's other guys, conservatives, who are like more mature than me.
It's fine. You're mature. That's fine. You can stand up and say Trump won and time to heal America and glad Trump won and fair election and we'll see you the midterms.
Cool.
That ain't me.
That's not me.
Not gonna be me.
I'm not gonna even defend when they go Trump's a racist misogynist. Those people are like no he's not when has he ever said something? Racist misogynist, you know my reply is I
Good.
He's a racist! Good.
But you're black!
Yeah.
It's funny.
Argue with that.
But he's a misogynist!
Yeah.
So am I.
You're not getting an ounce of humility from me.
Not a fucking drop.
Good!
Good. You're crying. Again.
Good.
you
*Sigh*
*Sigh*
*Sigh*
*snoring*
Ah.
This is what life's all about gentlemen, days like these.
The good days.
Grumps are racist. Yeah.
Thank you.
It's funny.
Thank you.
But abortion!
You're not allowed one anymore.
You don't have any rights.
What about women's rights? Women don't deserve rights. Sorry, we took them all. They're mine now. They're my rights.
Make me a sandwich.
You have no human rights.
Not anymore.
Go on then, print that BBC. Go on, fuck off.
Thank you.
I need an abortion.
Get fucked.
*clap*
In fact, if you stop getting fucked, you won't need a fucking abortion. No more human rights. No more women's rights. No more abortion rights.
I was trying to think with my genius mind of some kind of pun there about rowing.
and waiting because you wait in war and you row in war and something about drowning.
I couldn't quite come up with it in time.
But the general consensus and conclusion of this amazing pun that I thought might exist is basically, fuck your abortions.
I've never needed an abortion. Guys, I've never needed one, so I don't care.
Women, you don't care about men's issues.
You don't care about the fact that we have to get up every day?
Get rich, get strong, be interesting, be charismatic, provide for you, protect you, put up with your crap, listen to your terrible opinions. We have to do everything. You don't care.
You're like, yeah, but I'm worth it.
Why? Because you've got lipstick on.
You think you're worth it? You're a fucking headache.
You don't care about our issues, so I don't care about yours.
I want an abortion. You shouldn't be fucking people who you don't want their kid off.
I've never had a woman try to get an abortion from my kid, ever.
She's like, bang, got the genetic fucking jackpot millionaire.
They don't even suggest it. They're like, yes!
So abortions aren't really in my sphere.
of life not that i give a if you have them anyway this is the thing guys i'm petty i am petty
I lament over my enemy's sorrow. I don't care if dickhead liberals kill their own kids. I'm not anti-abortion. I don't care. However, the fact that they want something they can't have makes me laugh.
Guys, I'm a troll.
Why do you think I'm still even on the internet? I'm rich. I don't need any of this. It's just funny.
It's hilarious.
We're back to good old America.
I'm starting to feel American again. Apple pie, baseball.
You know?
Need some bitches in bikinis.
USA! I need another fucking lighter.
*clap*
So now it's time to troll the shitlibs.
Bye.
And I want you guys to understand that this is, this is Elon's letter, by the way, gentlemen.
who's going to fix the world.
*sounds of a machine being turned on*
I'm not the only one who can catch a rocket.
This is a huge second chance, but you men need to be hyper motivated because it's going to become ultra competitive in this meritocracy.
And that's what we're going to talk about inside of the real world and the war room coming up.
You can get information on them at coprotect.com.
For now, let's troll some fucking dickheads.
Yeehaw, load up my Twitter feed
And let me know if, um...
How about it?
Twitter.
Has she made a statement yet? Has Chicken Tika Masala come out?
Nothing.
Bruv.
She had so much to say.
We won't be silenced now.
Okay.
We won't be silent now.
Silence. Looks silence to me, bitch.
Shut the fuck up.
Thank you.
Let's make this camera central.
Right, let's scroll Twitter and have some fun.
Welcome to the party, gentlemen.
Welcome to the party. He-Man-Woman-Haters party.
It's a man's party.
You know, for the men.
The guys.
The US Department of Justice is evaluating how to wind down the two federal criminal cases against Trump
You mean you're going to throw away the trash you charged him with?
Is that what you're saying?
We need to throw away the trash we made up.
US Department of Justice is evaluating how to throw away bullshit it invented.
Fucking clown world.
Thank you.
Trump's promises.
Thank you.
Mass deportations, no new wars, J6 patriots, 15% general tariff, and war in Ukraine and war in Gaza, finish the wall, end illegal immigration. If he accomplishes all these, he'll be the greatest president of all time. That's true, he will. Let's see how he does.
I actually agree with you.
Thank you.
No time for women. No time for bimbos right now. Sorry.
Sorry, bimbos.
Oh, Obama. He must be crying his little eyes out, Obama.
Why is June Cookie has AIDS? Why is she so skinny?
You know who's fucking happy? Ross Albridge.
He's getting out.
He had a life sentence.
Let's do a breakdown in this case for anyone who doesn't understand it. Let's do an emergency meeting on Ross because he's going to be out soon.
Bro, talk about...
Unbelievable.
Here we go.
Bitcoin stock, MicroStrategy's Bitcoin stock's gone up. Of course. This is what I mean.
Who the fuck gives a shit what this version of human things? In protest and protection of their bodies.
Look at that.
for men and unless we want to become the handmaid's tale then us women need to protest because this is some buttery bullshit i'm sorry to the women and minorities who aren't going to get the help that they need in the next four years i'm sorry for the people who are impoverished who are just going to keep dying from starvation and lack of health care and lack of right gentlemen so now people let's look at all the funny things i've been saying because we all know i'm the funniest person on the fucking internet so let's let's let's cut the bullshit
Let's scroll down to where Trump won.
Let's do this little by little.
Here we go. This is yesterday's emergency meeting. So we start here with Harry Sisson is a faggot. Guys, one of the things that's important to remember is that little faggots like him are going to be genuinely anxious and upset for the next four years. Every day he's going to wake up trying to jerk off to gay porn. But he's going to be distracted in his mind by the constant anxiety he feels over the fact that everyone hates him and that he tried to suck off the fucking Democrats and they lost. He is the traitor.
You know, in the movie 300, there's the horrible orc traitor thing that betrays his people and allows them to get flanked.
That's who he is. He tried to portray his race. He tried to portray his country.
He tried to betray men.
He's a faggot and he's a, he's a traitor and there's nothing likable about him. And you should not forgive him ever. You should remind him of the fact that he's a faggot every single day. He's a traitor. He thinks he's smart, but he's not, he's actually betraying humanity.
When he grows up, he'll realize if he ever makes it that far without catching super turbo demo aides, Democrat aides from some gay bar.
Some are getting fucking Obama fucked.
But most importantly, the patriarchy is back. This is for the culture.
That's why daddy's going to go to the moon. Bye, daddy. The patriarchy is back.
I chose that name for a reason.
The patriarchy is back.
It's the patriarchy that built the modern world. It's the patriarchy that saved women.
whether they like it or not. It's the patriarchy that brings order. It's the patriarchy that brings justice. It's the patriarchy that brings calm. It's the patriarchy that brings progress. It's the patriarchy that brings prosperity.
The matriarchy brings nothing but crybaby cry feels, selfishness, and war.
Thank God the patriarchy is back in charge.
Gee, how can that you not want that man to be your president? How can you look at that photo and go, I don't want to be president because of abortion.
Ah, supposedly I violated rules by calling Harry Simpson a faggot.
On a scale of one to 10, how much do you think I regret that decision?
Micro strategies, Bitcoin.
You know what?
I meant it.
And I'm not sorry.
It's really depressing to see how many people voted for the felon rapist fraudster who lies.
Many Americans failed their fellow Americans tonight. Shut up, faggot.
You're a fucking dummy. You're a fucking liar.
You're a traitor.
and traitors are the most hated people.
throughout all of history,
Every single culture, every single book, every single story, it is the traitor that is most hated. Because your enemy, you know their intentions, but a traitor...
stabs you in the back.
This man is a fucking traitor to all men. He's a traitor to Americans. He's a traitor to his race. He's a traitor to everything.
trying to usher in the matriarchy and feminism
to once again put its boot on the neck of masculinity which is required to resist the enslavement they intend to bestow upon all of humanity.
This little fucking faggot is one of the worst people on the planet.
And I mean that.
He really is one of the worst people.
Because through his ignorance and his lack of testosterone,
He is genuinely damaging.
In the 1930s and 40s, he would be standing next to his brothers storming a beach and
And now he betrays them.
in any serious country,
In Russia, if a little faggot like him did what they did, they'd end up locked up.
I'm moving back to America and I fucking mean it.
Yeehaw! Give me a corn dog!
I'm coming.
Now we got Tim Waltz here. Who the fuck?
It's Tim Waltz.
Can we all just stop for a second? Guys, they normalized picking up fucking random gays from gay bars.
like Tim, and making them possibly vice president. They just went to a gay bar in Minnesota and said, "Any old white faggots want to try and run the country?"
And they found this retarded one and they just dragged him up front.
And then Kamala's like, he cares about the people. And liberals are like, he cares about the people. How fucking dumb are you? Who is this guy? I never even heard of this person ever until two weeks ago.
Now he's going to vanish again.
Like the fucking faggot ghost.
The gay ghost appears.
And the Ghostbuster Trump came and now the gay ghost vanishes.
He nearly was in charge of your whole fucking life, this dipshit.
Now he's just going to fucking go away?
Who the fuck is he?
Trump, okay, I know who he is. Famous businessman, he was in Home Alone.
Pimpin' bitches, he had the fucking beauty pageants. I know who he is. Who the fuck is Tim Waltz? And where the fuck did he come from?
Straight out the gay bar, straight into the White House. Rev.
*slice*
Think of how insane that is.
You should feel scared. You should feel fear.
for how close we came to having a random old homo
Vice President.
not based on competency, not based on credentials,
Not based on track record, not based on policy, based on fucking nothing. Nothing but the treacherous, treasonous, scumbag bullshit.
Which is propagated by little dicks.
Like Harry.
and the liberal media machine.
And then they'd say, we don't hate men. A man's VP.
Making a man subservient to a woman proves you hate him. One.
Two, he's law man.
They do hate men because if you're a man who acts masculine, they hate you. They only like you as a man if you act like a fucking faggot, meaning they don't like men.
So I'm glad I never have to see his fucking stupid face again.
I'm glad he's gonna piss off, Tim.
and his fucking psycho wife. You remember his wife with her crazy eyes?
Jesus fucking Christ. We came so close to disaster.
We avoided the iceberg by fucking inches, gentlemen.
Thank God men can't get pregnant anymore.
Thank you.
Do you have any idea what clown version of reality we were living in where men were pregnant for a while?
And to fix it, all we had to do was tell women to shut the fuck up.
Andrew, why are you a misogynist? Because if I listen to women, men get pregnant.
But if I tell them to shut the fuck up, then women get pregnant and men pay the bills.
And that just makes more sense. I don't want to be a misogynist. I'm sorry. I try not to. But if I listen to you, I have to change my entire worldview and accept that men can get pregnant. And I don't want to do that because I don't want to live in a false version of bullshit reality.
So instead I just tell you all to shut up.
Because if I don't listen to any of you, none of these stupid ideas enter my sphere.
So I just ignore all of you and everything you think and feel. I don't care.
So you're making me a misogynist. If I listen to you and you said something smart, I might be more inclined to listen to you. But if I taste a brand new fruit and it tastes like ass, I'm not going to continue to eat it.
I've, guys, I'll be honest, I've sat down with women and goes, so what do you think?
And after four seconds, I was like, I'm never doing that again.
I am never doing that again.
That was a mistake.
Amen.
She doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about.
She won't shut up now?
She has an ego because she thinks she's smart all of a sudden. This is terrible. There's no, just no.
I already know and I don't care what you think. It's better for everybody.
Shut up.
Shut up!
I can give you so many examples of this.
You know, I'm a soft man. Guys, I'm a gentle guy. I've got a big heart. I know I look scary. I know I'm top G. I know I can kill. I know I'm dangerous. But I got a big heart, you know?
I try and talk to girls sometimes. It's just like... Ah! Ah!
My mind!
You're attacking my brain with your stupid opinions. It's so stupid.
Why is it stupid, babe?
I now have to spend five hours explaining all of the sub-contexts you don't understand about the world. I can't even correct you because I can't correct you without explaining everything. It's like I can't build a building without, first you need Earth. I have to create a planet to build a building on. So you're like, you want to build this building in space.
You don't know anything about anything. You don't fucking have a fucking clue.
Yeah, well, I think...
We let women talk and then we let women talk.
And then men got pregnant.
Don't you see how important it is we stop this?
I don't want to be a misogynist, gentlemen. I just want to live in the real world.
I just want to be a realist.
That's all.
Is that too much to ask for? To live amongst the gravity?
The birds, the bees, the blue sky, the green grass.
Fucking hell.
I'll give you so many examples. I have so many examples in my head.
I'm not.
*sigh*
But that's for another time.
Let's continue to scroll my Twitter.
because I'm hilarious.
Crypto Guys right now.
The craziest was two years ago. Just got out of jail. I was pacing up and down like that for a good two or three months after jail because that's all I did for three months every day all day.
Kind of miss it. I do that and I do push -ups all day every day for three months in a Romanian gun.
scared of them and they offered me money to sell my soul and I said no I resisted which is one of the reasons I'm so happy for this victory because I have put personal blood sweat tears and pain into trying to resist the enslavement of humanity I have personally done it myself which is why this victory is so sweet cuz I'm not some fucking sideline dipshit youtuber I went to fucking jail for this
Bye.
And why was I put in jail? Because I told the truth. Because I got large online. And they said, he's mean to girls. He said, girls can't drive. Girls can't drive.
I didn't lie to anybody.
If you have a massive skill issue, women, deal with it yourself. Don't attack the fucking messenger.
It's true.
The unintended consequence of course is that they made me more globally respected and renowned than ever before. I left jail and went from a superstar to a megastar. With every female who's not completely psyoped by the matrix begging for my offspring.
So I win. And now Trump won. So it's two wins.
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Gather your strength.
We must twist the knife.
Thank you.
you
Such a great day.
Tim Waltz, a random nobody who nobody liked, can now disappear back to whatever gay bar they found him in.
Kamala will stop laughing at air.
Pedo Wood will realize nobody cares what they think.
White dudes for Kamala will cry in their wives' boyfriends' arms.
Nature.
is healing.
From We Did It Joe to We Did It Ho, see ya!
We did it, ho!
See ya, back go.
Get the fuck out of here.
We're so fucking back. Guys.
We're so...
Fucking...
Back.
We are so fucking back, guys.
The patriarchy's back. Daddy's going to the moon. Bitcoin's going to the moon. Trump's in the fucking White House. Real nigger Tate is here live.
We are so fucking back. Harry Sisson's a traitor and a faggot. Crime faggot alert.
American decency was destroyed tonight.
We used to be a nation. Shut the fuck up.
Supposedly I violated the rules against hateful contact for calling a faggot a faggot. Guys,
These homos love being gay. They're so proud of it. What's wrong with calling them what they are?
What's wrong with being gay? Nothing, so you're a faggot.
What's the fucking problem?
We failed women.
You fail women by listening to them.
You help women by protecting and providing for them.
And to protect and provide for something, you're responsible over something.
And to be responsible over something, you must have a degree of authority over said thing.
You may not understand this because you're a little fucking bitch.
But if I am responsible for anything, I have to have authority over. I'm not responsible for where a car is parked unless I can drive that car and it is mine.
I'm not responsible for a car is parked. If it's a random car, that has something to do with me.
Authority is linked to responsibility and responsibility is linked to protection and provision.
You fail women by sending them out there into the wild.
into a masculine world to try and out-compete men.
Yeah.
telling them that we're not going to protect them. We're not going to provide for them. We're not going to help them. Go make your own money and come up with your own ideas and do your own things.
That's how you fail women. Because they end up depressed, miserable, depressed.
Trying to compete in a masculine world, which is getting harder each day, struggling to pay bills, getting fucked left and right on antidepressants with cats.
You help a woman by saying, shut up. Everything you think is wrong. Come here and comply.
That's how you help her.
And she'll say, yes, sir.
Then she has a good life.
But when they start talking and they have opinions, they destroy their own life. They destroy your life.
They're chaos agents.
You fail women by listening to them. Listening to women is how we got pregnant men.
We took away the only special thing women had.
The only thing women had was they could get pregnant and we couldn't. And then we listened to them and they threw it away. They fumbled the ball. They gave away the only thing they fucking have. By listening to women, we ended up with men in women's sports beating them at their own fucking games. That's how stupid women are. When you listen to them, they self-implode.
Women are so dumb, they advocated for dudes to come and whoop their asses.
At basketball.
If you listen to men, this doesn't happen because men protect and provide. Men say no.
You can't be a man and go beat the women up.
Because we protect and provide because we have good hearts.
We've listened to women. We're equal. Who says? I think that's a girl. Who the fuck is listening to these people?
The best thing you can do for a woman is tell her to shut up and listen.
Call me controversial.
But it's fucking true.
I'm just a girl.
standing in front of the world.
asking for a president who isn't a rapist. Request denied!
Thank you.
Sorry, your request has been denied.
I'm just a girl asking for yeah, you're just a girl and I don't care shut up request denied
Bye.
Bye.
*click click click*
Thank you.
Oh, you want to play the girl card now? I'm just a girl.
Don't play the girl card now. I thought you were a girl boss.
Do something!
You can't.
Cry more.
Seize harder.
COPE!
Thank you.
Request denied. From the top G himself, your request has been denied.
Sorry!
K.
I'm speaking.
Oh my gosh.
Foul -mouthed
Foul-mouthed feminist.
So this bitter old bitch with her dry eggs...
who's a foul-mouthed feminist,
decided to try and be polite and beg.
Because she understands she's not allowed to foul mouth anymore because Trump's in charge. So she begged. She begged on her knees like a fucking little, like a little sex slave. I'm just a girl. Please, no rapists. Denied!
Go on Foul Mouth Feminists. You know where I am? I'm on Twitter.
You're feeling froggy. Jump.
I'm a real n***a. You can come for me anytime. You want to go? Let's go.
Thought you had a foul mouth, come say something! Yeah, well at least I'm not a human trafficker today. I'll human traffic you, I don't give a fuck!
Stay the fuck away from me!
The men are back in charge.
You go on your knees and begged.
Like a little prostitute. Like her idol Kamala.
And it was still denied.
It was still a denied request.
*slurp*
Ah.
Thought you'd sound cute, didn't you? I bet you thought you sounded cute.
I'm just a girl standing in front of the world.
We're not cute because you're a foul-mouthed feminist. I can tell from your profile picture, although you hide the majority of your face, that you are old.
And you know what?
Bitter resentment is the steam that evaporates.
As eggs die.
Request denied.
Get over it.
The Bulletproof Outlaw is in charge.
Thank you.
It's the fucking best day ever.
This is great.
You're the rapist. Denied.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Woo-wee!
*slurping*
*knock*
Imagine how insufferable retards like her would have been if fucking the random gay guy they got from the gay bar in Minnesota was in charge.
And that cackling old witch.
Unburdened by what has been Do you Shut up
Look at this faggot.
I got in trouble again for calling him a faggot. Guys, I don't learn my lessons.
in case you haven't realized and I ain't slowing down. I voted for Trump in 2016 and 2020. Today I voted for Kamala Harris.
That's the exact face he makes watching his wife get fucked.
That face.
What a fucking dipshit.
Kyle Sweetster.
He's even got a gay name.
He's not Sweetster. I'm Kyle Sweetster. I bought it for Kamala Harris. You lose, faggot!
You lose!
Once again, a fucking traitor. Traitor to his nation, a traitor to his gender, traitor to his race.
Him and Harry probably jerk each other off. Probably met at some Democratic convention somewhere.
I'm not gay.
I'm just helping him.
I'm friendly.
Fucking homo.
Fucking homo.
Trump's back, fellas. Get on your A-game.
So this morning I made sure I messaged every girl on my phone, make me a sandwich.
100%.
100% of them. Make me a sandwich. Get your A-game up, gentlemen.
We need the sandwiches, gentlemen.
They say, well, make her a sandwich.
Trump's in charge now.
Make me a fucking sandwich.
*kiss*
*tap tap tap tap tap tap*
That noise doesn't even mean anything. It's just annoying.
*clicking*
That's all I'm going to do with women when they talk.
He's a rapist.
*kiss*
Thank you.
*kiss*
Kamala!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Shut the fuck up.
Thank you.
You know, I kind of think that God...
himself.
is a bit of a troll.
You know?
If there's one person you shouldn't have made 6'3", globally famous, and extremely wealthy, it's me.
Because I'm just, I'm that guy. I'm a troll. And I'm fucking petty. And I'm just, I'm...
You know, he should have made me some insignificant guy.
But he gave me all this.
Because all I did was work hard. Because I dedicated myself.
Thank you.
I'm like the worst guy you want to beat you because I will never let it drop ever.
*clicking*
Thank you.
Bye, friend.
Thank you.
Nice cup of 1775 coffee. Considering that America's back, the Republic's back,
That's the only coffee I drink because Starbucks is of course run by faggots.
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saying they are unfazed. My famous quote.
Because I say very interesting and funny things all of the time.
Back to Twitter.
Back to Twitter.
It's important.
I'll go through all my tweets.
Right.
This is me laughing at liberals.
That's just me having a little laugh But we've been having a laugh the whole time
We're having fun.
Don't cry Kamala, just relax and eat some collard greens.
Remember, she was going, I wash my hair. Here's how I do my collard greens.
Bitch, we want you to fix the economy.
We want you to build a border wall. We want you to negotiate with Russia and China. We want you to prevent World War III. We want you to fix inflation. We want you to reduce drug addicts. We want you to reduce crime.
We want to get rid of the homelessness.
Here's how you do collard greens. Nobody, shut the, who cares? Who cares, bitch? Who cares?
Why did I lose?
Yeah, fucking mind bending. Who knows?
I'm bought who knows that I'm gonna have to work it out. I get just crazy. I'm
We're so fucking back.
Is Bitcoin spiking again?
Guys, daddy coins going to the fucking moon.
*sniff*
Get in daddy, the patriarchy's back. Get in real nigger Tate. Bitcoin's going to the moon. The real world token's launching. All of the things I promised you are coming.
This will be the greatest year in history.
So much power in my veins, I can flex my muscles till my skeleton breaks.
Thank you.
We're so fucking back. CNN Crying News Network.
Look at this faggot Another faggot, Alex Cole He popped up, he must have been in the gay bar With Tim Waltz Because nobody knew who the fuck he was Until this election started and then he popped up out of nowhere So he was in the gay bar with Tim Waltz Sucking him off
When they went in there and said, we need a VP. Any homos want to be VP? They found this little fucking cuck, dick sucking slave, Alex Cole, who had his balls in his mouth and dragged him out as some kind of PR team. And this little faggot has been tweeting pro fucking Democrat bullshit.
for a couple weeks, pumped up out of nowhere.
- Yeah.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Some fucking homo.
Philadelphia is turning out, stay in line, every vote matters. I mean, let's just look at the pro victory. You can tell he's fat. He's overweight.
He's fat.
Some fat gay dude.
And listen, I'm brown too, so I'm allowed to call you a fat gay nigger. Because I'm brown too.
And he's like, ah, we need girls in charge. We need girls in charge. You're a faggot.
And you lose. Another faggot.
See ya!
See ya! Look at this bitch. If you voted for Trump, I mean this in the most disrespectful way possible. I do not want anything to do with you. Not only did you vote against basic human rights and equality, you decided racism, homophobia, Islamophobia, transphobia, and misogynistic behavior wasn't a deal breaker.
Thank you.
That's fine you want nothing to do with us because you're a chubby three with a shit tattoo. I don't want anything to do with you either.
So fuck off!
It's Hawkgirl Summer!
We want the hotties. We don't want the fat liberal threes with shit tattoos.
Don't worry about me not talking to you.
Don't worry about it.
I promise. You know what?
You know what? You're right.
You're right.
I'm misogynist. I'm racist. You're right.
I'm not going to talk to you. You're right. I'll give you exactly what you want.
as if I'd ever talked to you. I could be drunk out of my fucking mind.
You could be the only female in the bar.
staring at me.
with your fucking roll of fat covering up your gun.
Covering up your pussy, sitting there on the bench, looking at me like I was a hot dog.
And I still...
Wouldn't even consider.
even sport fucking you.
Don't worry about me not talking to you.
You're clearly an idiot and you're unattractive. You have nothing of value to add to my life.
So I give you a solemn promise. What's your name?
Let me promise.
Kaya. Shit name.
K.R.!
I promise to never give a fuck about your existence.
What you say,
What you do, what you think, I promise I will have nothing to do with you. Kaya, I don't give a single fuck about you.
You get your wish.
because you're a chubby liberal three,
with a shit tattoo.
Thank you.
*slurping*
Thank you.
Dreams come true, K.O.
Thank you.
Dreams come true.
This one's for Kaya. I'm going to play a song for Kaya, guys.
It's Kamalo talking now.
That bitch is still vanished.
She's still gone from the universe.
So much to fucking say that she just vanished.
Thank you.
Turn the dial off.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I think it's working.
*sizzling*
*
♪ I'm making a move ♪
This is for Kaya, ladies and gentlemen.
She doesn't want me to talk to her. And I've made a promise.
I'm not going to talk to you, K.O. You're fat and ugly.
I promise. The world's most famous man's calling you fat and ugly.
♪ Set a goal ♪
- Thanks, Sam.
dreams come true
I knew we'd be together And that you'd be mine I want you here forever Okay, I ain't talking to you
Because you're a fat hoe. Don't care what you think. I don't want to know. Take your opinions and get fucked.
Dreams come true, Kaya.
It's going to be us masculine men in the hallies. No time for you fat pigs. Dreams come true. I'm going to talk to you. When I live in America and you're like, excuse me. No, no. I promise.
You know you got the hair long. You know you got the pretty strong. I've seen you so many times. Dreams come true, guys. Trump's in the White House. K is fat. Everything's great. I do love to give you my whole life. Now you're fine and strong. Now you're so good. I don't think I don't ever do. Do you hear what I'm saying? Gotta say how I feel.
We're back to 2016.
We're back.
Guys, remember, I've got more good news. Sorry, I had to stop the chaos celebration. I've got more good news. Remember.
Bono's promised to kill himself. Can we get this clip? Let's get original this clip so I can play it guys Bono has promised He's gonna drive his car off a cliff you guys remember?
If Trump wins, I vow to drive my car for the cliff. You vowed, Bono. I need Bono's number.
I need Bono's number. I need to get hold of Bono urgently.
Who might have Bono's number?
*Humming*
Who do I know who knows Bono?
Let me, uh...
Bono's number.
I'll talk to him.
Thank you.
He promised us, guys. He has to do it. He promised us he's going to kill himself. We have to go. Don't let him off.
He promised. He vowed. A man's only as good as his word. Can we get that video please so I can play it?
*doorbell*
Hmm, who else might know Bono?
Who else might know Bono?
Try this person.
*phone ringing*
He promised us, he made a vow to us that he'd kill himself if Trump wins.
He might have forgotten So I'm going to remind him Guys Bono he won Off you go Let me just remind him Because he might have forgot
Shit.
Guess all the liberals are crying their eyes out hiding in their little bedrooms. The only liberals I know are afraid to answer the phone. I wonder why. I wonder if they think I'm going to gloat.
Imagine being a liberal, then Trump wins, and you see your phone ringing. It's top G.
They're like, I can't even listen to him right now. They know exactly what I'm going to do.
They know exactly what I'm going to do.
I am so fucking predictable.
Kaya's probably crying her eyes out now.
Ah.
Have a hot dog. Calm down.
Go on, have a muffin.
Have a muffin.
Here, guys, let me remind you what Bono said.
Let me remind you guys what Bono said.
This was from the last emergency meeting in case you guys missed it. This is what Bono promised us all.
These Matrix-approved celebrities have truly drunk their own Kool-Aid. Listen to what he said. Bono vows. He vows. Do you understand what a vow means? He promises with all of his heart.
Thank you.
to drive his car off a cliff if Donald Trump wins the election. He vows.
These Matrix-approved celebrities have truly drank their own Kool-Aid because...
I guess...
He thought people would sit and say, "Noooo, not Bono! We can't let Trump save the world and save the economy and allow us to pay our bills. We need a girl boss president and we need to just sit here and let World War III happen and everyone get nuked because we can't lose Bono!"
Bono with or without you nigger.
You made a vow now. Don't be a liar. Don't be a liar.
You know, I have children, a lot of them.
One of them is like four or five. In fact, a bunch of them are. This is the kind of shit they say.
You don't give me sweets, I'll lock myself in my room.
Do it.
You think I can't kick that door down my house? I ain't scared of you. Fuck your sweets. Shut up.
And the mom's like, "Don't talk to him like that. I'll talk to him however the fuck I want. I made him and I pay for him."
Fuck him.
I vow to drive my car off a cliff if Donald Trump wins.
Gay.
Nobody cares. We just make fun of you. If you do that, Bono, I'm going to come on here on an emergency meeting and just laugh at you.
And show the footage of you just going...
we
Thank you.
These Matrix motherfuckers have drunk their own Kool-Aid.
You're famous because the Matrix pushes you to the front. And nobody would give a fuck if you drove your car off a cliff. It would be news for like three hours. We'd make memes.
So all this, I say, do it, you cunt.
Go on then. You vowed. Do it. Go on. Fuck off.
So go on then Bono, you promised!
You vowed.
You don't want to be a man who breaks his word, do you?
You don't want to be a little faggot in a shit band who also breaks his word, do you?
Dio Bono.
The only way you can restore honor to your family name now is to drive a car off a cliff.
So you said you were going to do
Just asking you to stick to your word.
Be a man of honor. Be honorable.
Don't be a terrible person like Trump. Don't be a liar.
Go on.
Fuck off.
Thank you.
In fact, I have a long list here of all the people who said they were going to leave America if Trump wins.
Where's the list?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Let's read out all these names.
There we go. Alec Baldwin, fuck off. This is the list of people who said they're going to leave the country if Trump wins. And of course, they were all lying. They're going to stay exactly where they are because they're fucking retards. Ready? Alec Baldwin, fuck off.
Whoopi Goldberg, fuck off.
John Legend, fuck off. Chrissy Teigen, his stupid whore wife who's a terrible person, you can fuck off too. Rob Reiner, fuck off. Barbra Streisand hasn't had a song since 1931, you can fuck off. Cher, don't know how you're still alive, fuck off. Nancy Pelosi, insider trader, fuck off. Hillary Clinton, the most evil woman in history.
Fuck off. Megan Rapinoe, fuck off. Tom Hanks.
Fuck off! The only thing you ever did good, Tom, was play a retard!
No coincidence. Amy Schumer, fuck off. AOC, fuck off. Lady Gaga, fuck off. Taylor Swift, Bill Gates, Jane Fonda, Madonna can all fuck off.
Mark Ruffalo
I don't know why they chose you to be the Incredible Hulk, because you're clearly a little pussy.
Fuck off. Kim Kardashian, fuck off. Bruce Springsteen can fuck off. George Clooney can fuck off. Hunter Biden...
He doesn't even know what fucking day of the week it is.
But you can fuck off anyway. Oprah can fuck off. Robert De Niro can fuck off. Samuel L. Jackson.
I used to think you were cool, but I'm afraid you now have to fuck off. Miley Cyrus, Travis Kelsey, Bobby Altoff, Rashida Taleb, Stormy Daniels, Antony Fousey. We don't want you here, Fousey. You're a fucking liar. All of you can fuck off. George Soros can fuck off. Diddy.
Oh, you didn't want Trump to win. I bet you were his fan. Now you might've got pardoned. You're not going anywhere, sir. Enjoy jail. Eminem.
Ellen, Sean Penn, Sharon Stone, Ashley Judd, Tommy Lee, Bryan Cranston. Imagine going from Walter White to a little liberal fucking dickhead. Fuck off.
Billy Joe Armstrong can fuck off. Rob Reiner, fuck off. And Bono's going to drive his car off a cliff. You know what?
If you were to tell me to make a list of the people that I would kick out of my country once I became in charge, it would look pretty similar to that.
That's pretty much the list.
So I'm pretty happy with that list, to be honest with you, because that's the list of people I would have kicked out anyway.
So fuck off.
I want somebody to call Aiden.
Do we have Discord on this computer?
We do, don't we?
What the fuck does Aiden want?
Thank you.
Thank you.
So yeah, bye. That's the list of people that we don't want in America anyway.
So get the fuck out.
See ya!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
you
you
I'm calling Aiden. I was in the middle of telling celebrities to fuck off, but supposedly he wants to talk to me, so we're going to call Aiden.
you
Thank you.
Thank you.
you
Well, he's not answering anyway.
you
you
you
Guys, stop telling me to call Aiden And instead you guys tell Aiden to call me
Because I don't know how to get a hold of this fucking idiot.
So tell him to call me.
In the meantime, we're going to read out the super chats.
Let's read out the super chats before we go back to Twitter.
Super Chats, $500.
with a laughing face. Thank you, sir.
I appreciate that. $400.
I'm not seeing a man beat a woman this bad since the Olympics. Put them like it. All this money goes to tapepledge.com. You can see how we help starving children all around the world because men do nice things. Women don't do anything nice for anyone ever.
$100, hope it goes to the kids.
To the words out of my mouth, $500. Brokeys.
Step the fuck up.
$10, get the fuck out of here. That's why Beyonce sings to the left, to the left.
Because women have no rights. Nice. $500. Cheers to some sandwiches for the crew in the back.
$500, Dr. Nazi here. My uncle Imran Khan, former prime minister of Pakistan, fought the establishment.
Un-fucking-phased. Yeah, Imran Khan. We can get him free. If you don't follow that in Pakistan, that's crazy. He got Matrix attacked.
We need him. We need freedom. We need competent nationalists.
Another $500 here.
Amazing.
Guys, thank you for the large super chat. Super appreciate it. All the money goes to tapepledge.com. You can check out tapepledge.com and see it.
See if Aidan's applied.
No, Aiden's retarded. I don't know where he is.
So can we go back to me telling all the celebrities to fuck off, please?
I don't know where Aiden is.
Back to my Twitter.
Which is funny.
So Bono's gonna kill himself. And guys, the exact list of people I would kick out of America are the people who are promising to leave. Don't let them off. This is what I'm saying about you need to use your nightmares to keep the wounds fresh and twist the knife.
These people are going to just try and continue as normal and cry about Trump all day. They're going to stay in America, stay in their house and go, oh my God, Trump's bad. You said you were leaving. So fuck off. Stop talking about Trump. Stop talking about America. We don't care. You promised us you were leaving. So stick to your word. Otherwise, you're a liar.
Fuck off.
When they say anything about Trump, just say, yeah, but you're a liar. You're the liar, not Trump. You promised to leave.
Once you're on the moon, we'll listen.
*Outro*
This is America in a nutshell.
You got a Texas honky.
You got a negro, you got half and half, so you got some random Romanian.
And we're all just dancing together, trolling the libs. That's the American spirit.
All the guys who gives a shit. Who cares what color you are? As long as you're racist to the other colors, you're accepted in our racism movement.
I'm a mongrel. It's fine. It's hilarious. I'm glad I am.
Libs, you'll never get through this. You'll never make it. It won't be okay. Don't calm down. There'll be racist jokes everywhere. I'll never respect a woman ever again.
Women's rights.
Slaves don't have rights.
Panic. Panic a lot. Cry more. Do something. It's over.
I see liberals going, it'll be okay in four years. We can make it through these four years. It'll be okay. No, it won't.
Slaves don't have rights. It'll never be okay again.
It'll never be okay again.
Sorry, Kale.
It'll never.
Be okay again.
*sigh*
public service announcement, public service announcement. Can Kamala Harris please girl boss her way out of the white house immediately? Can Kamala Harris please girl boss her white way out of the white house immediately? Thank you.
Public Service Announcement, Public Service Announcement. Can Kamala Harris please girl balls her way out of the White House immediately?
Can Kamala Harris
Please girl boss her way out of the White House immediately. Thank you.
*laughter*
*crying*
Thank you.
please girl boss your way out of the white house thank you
Thank you.
Bye!
Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
*sniff*
oh man
It's a good day, guys.
It's loads of fun. This is loads of fun.
Very great.
It was hilarious.
*sniff*
What else did I say that was super funny and hilarious that I'm a genius?
Are you okay, Jussie Smollett? Jussie Smollett, did they beat you up again? Let's see what he has to say for himself. Let's see what Jussie says.
Did he even tweet? No, he hasn't tweeted since 2019.
Since he got fucking exposed as a piece of shit faggot.
You okay, Jussie?
Retweet the daddy tweet.
Thank you.
From Issa.
Let's go back down to Jussie Smollett.
We have a long way to go, guys. The trolling's just begun.
You okay, Jussie? Did they beat you up again? Is it MAGA country now? Is it MAGA country?
So fucking back, gentlemen. Gentlemen, we're more back than we've ever been. We're more back than we were in 2016.
In 2020 they stole it from us and dipped us back into the depths of hell to see exactly how corrupt and disgusting the system is living under this girlboss bullshit. We got out, we escaped the prison and they dragged us back and put us back into depravity, but we managed to claw out once again and this time there will be no mistakes.
We're more back than we've ever been. And we're never going to lose it this time. We're back. We're fucking back. Guys, we're back. We're so fucking back. We're pumping it to the fucking moon. We're fucking back.
you got to pump it up don't you know pump it up you got to pump it up you got to pump it up
♪ Don't you know, pump it up ♪ ♪ You got to pump it up ♪ ♪ Don't you know, pump it up ♪ ♪ You got to pump it up ♪ ♪ Don't you know, pump it up ♪ ♪ You got to pump it up ♪ ♪ Don't you know, pump it up ♪ ♪ You got to pump it up ♪ ♪ You got to pump it up ♪ ♪ Don't you know, pump it up ♪ - All right, I got an idea. ♪ You got to pump it up ♪ ♪ Don't you know, pump it up ♪ ♪ You got to pump it up ♪ ♪ Don't you know, pump it up ♪ ♪ You got to pump it up ♪ ♪ Don't you know, pump it up ♪
*phone ringing*
*phone ringing*
*phone ringing*
Thank you.
I will get hold of Bono by hook or by crook.
Whatever it takes.
Cry more!
Simple, succinct.
Compendious to the point.
You know, I am considered by most a master communicator.
Perhaps my brand is built on the foundations of my ability to so succinctly and pertinently
Explain exactly how I think.
why I think what I think and convince others to think the same.
But sometimes I outdo myself.
by getting across extremely concept
extremely complicated concepts.
and very simple matters.
and fashions.
This is some of my finest work.
A complicated concept...
But I've explained it so simply.
Cry more.
Cry.
More.
No, no, no, don't stop.
more.
No, don't stop. No, it's not going to be okay.
It's not going to be fine.
Cry some more, please.
Donald Trump single-handedly kept two evil warmongering she-witches out of office. Hero.
Tell me about it. Literally saved the fucking world. White dudes for Kamala will have to go back to their original jobs as porn addicted redheaders.
Oh yeah, so when I was tweeting all this, Newsweek reached out to me because they wanted a...
Because they were going to do a story on me. Basically, everything I say ends up in the news because I'm so famous and funny.
Here, look at this story. Newsweek.
Andrew Tate says he's moving back to the USA as Trump claims election victory.
Controversial influencer Andrew Tate, misogynist, blah blah blah, Trump's gonna win, blah blah blah blah blah.
In response, because they asked me for a request for comment.
They said, we're going to make a story about you. What's your request for comment? In response to a request for comment on this article, Andrew Tate said, MAGA.
That's it.
entertains a misogynist and he's a bad person he's terrible what do you have to say MAGA
Right here.
I say MAGA.
So fuck off.
Why? Give me your reasons why. My child is sobbing because her rights as a woman may be taken away.
Why? And if you disagree, please unfollow me. Cry!
Good.
Keep crying.
Cry more!
No, it's fine. I'm going to get all the Bono. I'm going to do it. I'm going to find a way.
Thank you.
Yeah.
So after I saw Christina Applegate have her little mental breakdown, I decided to tweet at all the celebrities.
And once again,
I'm very busy with my trolling spree, so I had to keep it succinct and to the point.
LOL at Taylor Swift, LOL at Usher, LOL at JLo, LOL at Cardi B, LOL at Barack Obama and Michael Obama.
LOL at John Legend, Lady Garbage in pink.
Then I decided to tweet JoJo at Kamala Harris.
It's too late and I can't wait for you to be gone.
Sorry, Kamala. Get out.
It's too late, I can't wait for you to be gone. Cause I know, get out right now. It's the end of you and me. It's too late, I can't wait for you to be gone. Cause I know, get out right now. See ya bitch. It's the end of you and me. See ya hoe. Look at this.
It's wild to see people describe women voting for abortion access as a single issue voter. Like, yeah, my guys, I'm a single issue voter and that issue is my life.
You're like 50.
So I just pointed it out.
I was like, your profile picture places you around 50. You look old.
Who's fucking you? And you're clearly way past breeding age. You don't need abortions.
Don't let these people psyop you. We need abortions. Your eggs are gone. You don't need abortions. Your eggs are gone. Your eggs are gone.
You're voting for something you're never going to need.
Thank you.
Thank you.
By the way, we're going to have a 7-2 Supreme Court for the next 40 years. Any hope of progress in civil rights or progressive policy is completely and utterly dead.
Thank God.
Good. Who's this faggot? Justin.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my fucking god. Who are these people?
I'm glad your dreams aren't coming true.
You look like a fucking retard.
And I mean that in the most offensive way possible.
LOL Keith Olbermann.
LOL Alex Cole, the faggot who was sucking off Tim Waltz in the gay bar. LOL Rachel Maddow. LOL Mark Hamill. Guys, remember when I told you Star Wars was bullshit and gay 10 years ago and no one believed me?
Proof.
LOL, LOL.
LOL!
*laughs*
*laughs*
LOL.
LOL!
LOL! LOL!
♪ You and me, it's too late now ♪ ♪ I can't wait for you to be gone ♪ ♪ 'Cause I know, get out right now ♪ - Lol. ♪ You and me ♪ - Laugh out loud.
Thank you.
*laughs*
Hmm.
*laughter*
It's too late.
Thank you.
Thank you.
*laughter*
*coughing *
Woo-wee.
Woo -wee.
Woo-wee. Roll.
Shut up, Jojo.
There's a reason why educated people vote blue. What we're seeing is the uneducated population of America holding the rest of the country hostage.
This is why there's such a push to weaken education.
Threes say what?
Sorry, three, what did you say?
Sorry, three. Can you repeat that?
Sorry, three.
Can you explain once again, three?
*deep breath*
Thank you.
Sorry, three.
you
Oh, bro. This is hilarious. So funny.
Get out right now, it's the end of Kamala. It's too late.
Can't wait for you to fuck off, and I know
You're not black.
You are whack.
Go back to Pakistan, you said that you would govern right, but you were just a waste of time.
Remember in The Handmaid's Tale when women had their rights taken away in the afternoon, and all the men in their lives, co-workers, friends, partners, just stood around and shrugged? That's you, America.
Doop doop!
Thank you.
You'll never stand up for us. Why do you need us to stand up for you? I thought you were a girl boss. Stand up for yourself. Oh, you need men to stand up for you and enforce your stupid ideas because you're not allowed an idea unless a man allows you to have it. Because basically the patriarchy is real and you can't enforce your own ideals all ever. And men are in charge. Is that what you're saying? Oops, oops.
*clicking*
I shrugged
Get over it.
So I'm supposed to just go to work and do my job tomorrow as if half the country didn't just vote for me to have less rights?
You also have to make me a sandwich.
Know your enemy.
and know yourself and you can fight 100 battles without disasters. I know my enemy. They're faggots.
Look how beautiful it could have been! I'm so fucking sorry we failed you!
Quiet, ho.
Thank you.
Remember when Elon Musk walked into Twitter, fired all the woke retards, and made the place 80% smaller, about 1000% better? Wait till you see what he does with government.
Get rid of all the fucking women.
All the diversity he hires...
All the people who are part of NGOs trying to convince you men can get pregnant, just fuck them all off. Unemployed, all of them.
Walk in there and fire everyone.
Can't fucking wait.
It's going to be hilarious. Rape allegations really ruin a man's life. And you can still become president of the United States of America. I'm next bitch. Watch out. I have a rape allegation.
I'll become president.
President Top G.
I'm next.
I think you're scared now. You're going to be scared in 10 years.
As an Australian, I really don't understand why Trump was even allowed to run.
And he's winning.
He's literally a convicted felon.
As a man, you're not supposed to be a misogynist, but everything women say is so fucking stupid.
This is what I was saying earlier about explaining the world and building a world before you can build a building on it. You have to explain to her that the court systems are corrupt.
why they're corrupt, why they used the legal system to try and stop people winning, why they don't want him to win, how the deep state works, how the media manipulates people and why she's fallen for it. You can't even tell her she's wrong without correcting her on about 100 subjects, which means you have to spend fucking five days trying to convince a fucking retard.
of anything. You can't even talk to these people because they're so stupid. They don't know anything.
He's a convicted felon because he's a good guy, dumbass.
Thank you.
Kamala supporters are crying. That is women mourning their future and their dads crying for their daughters. Do not piss me off.
or what?
What happens if we piss you off? Do not piss you off or what?
What are you going to do?
What happens if I piss you off?
What happens if I piss you off? I'm going to piss you off right now. You look like a little faggot.
So I pissed you off. You're a little bitch. And I have daughters. You probably have none. And I'm not crying for my daughter's rights because I understand that women are actually better in a world with men in charge.
So I pissed you off. So now what are you going to do about it?
Fucking nothing.
because you're a little faggot.
So why even make the threat? Why even say, don't piss me off? You can't do anything.
Because you're a little pussy.
Men are back in charge.
Nobody gives a shit about you.
Emily 911 spoilers. Who are these people?
Guys, let's take a minute of silence and look at the Kamala Harris supporters cry.
One minute silence.
Thank you.
Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That was beautiful.
Sometimes you've got to reflect on the, you know,
It's got to take some time to reflect on the important things in life.
Thank you.
Mm.
Me smiling for Trump.
Daddy.
That's the dev. He's been doxxed.
Devon's docks. Daddy's going to the fucking moon.
LOL.
Roll on the floor laughing. Laugh my fucking ass off.
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*whistling*
It's the age of the winter, gentlemen.
It's the age of the winner. The winners have come, masculinity is back. You need a band of brothers you work beside.
I have a band of brothers of all different creeds, nationalities, all different races and ages and upbringings, but we are unified in our quest for world conquest and that is enough.
It has begun to become a meritocracy, a brutal meritocracy in which the best of the best will become more wealthy than ever before. And the people who are weak and afraid, the cowards will be crushed. They'll be crushed ruthlessly.
That is what's going to happen. It is going to be
Exactly what life should have always been from the beginning. The best of the best are going to win. No more fucking cope for losers.
No more safety nets. It's going to get harder out here in the best possible way. It is a man's world. And in this man's world, the winners are going to win and the losers are going to lose. And I'm going to make sure I'm on the winning team. Find some brothers you can ban beside. Find some guys who understand that this is a four-year chance for you to change the trajectory of not only the planet Earth, but for your entire bloodline. To resist enslavement. To ignore the bullshit women say. And to finally restore the world to what it should have always been.
under which men are in charge. We protect our women, we take care of them, and we spoil them, but they have to respect our capabilities in all realms.
Bye.
This is the beginning of a new age. It's a reset. It's a second chance. And as I said at the beginning of this show, second chances are something you must prepare for. You must be ready for. In January, when Trump becomes president, if you are prepared for this second chance, there will be monumental wealth created. If you are not prepared, you will be ruthlessly crushed. And there'll be no girl at the bottom with a safety net to pretend to give a shit about you. Nobody's going to care. The winners are going to win. The losers are going to lose. Trump won exactly as he should have. Balance is restored. Top G is back.
And I am very, very excited for 2025.
Why do I need your help? I already know what to do. You need masculine competition. You need someone to compare yourself to. You need to provide professors that will teach you exactly how to make money online. Nowhere else you can get that kind of knowledge. You need a coach. You need somebody who's going to help you. You need somebody who's going to motivate you. You need guys who are successful, who are strong, so you know you need to try even harder than you were before. The real world is like a fight gym for money.
was built in a fight gym. We have a fight gym for money. Fight gyms are no nonsense.
Bye.
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