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I've found a life hack.
- Why fat?
You heard me.
Life hack.
You're always bragging about how fire blood hurts your stomach when you take it. And so I found the ultimate solution.
Fireblood Smoothie. What the fuck is this? What is a Fireblood Smoothie? It is raw eggs, salt, lots of yogurt, berries and bananas, and loads and loads and loads of honey.
When you add the honey, you practically can't taste the fire blood. Total life hack. Now it's not going to hurt your stomachs, and now it tastes super duper good.
I know you love it.
Look, I know you love it.
You know?
I think I prefer the original smoothie.
You know the original smoothies we used to make? The original one that isn't smooth, it's just dusty. Yeah, the one that's not made by a faggot homosexual who's crying his eyes out about how it tastes.
You know? The original smoothie. It's called Fireblood and Saliva. You ever tried that? You ever tried the original OG smoothie? It's not good. Why not?
It's just not. It tastes like... You know how it tastes. It tastes horrible.
with the same nutritional benefit.
Some would argue it even tastes better. Fireblood and saliva, you never tried it? It's the real smoothie for real men.
Mmmmm. Much better than a smoothie. Mmmmm. Mmmmm.
Delicious. Wash it down with a nice healthy cigarette. And you know what?
The best thing about it is, when you've finished consuming,
the original OG Fireblast movie.
You're not tempted to have sex with men. Yeah, because if I had enough of those smoothies, you know, the idea of men in booty shorts.
yeah there's something about the kind of person who would think this is necessary
that would definitely be considering
spending a lot of time with other men in a male strip club. Something strange or, I don't know, something, it seems cummy. - Yeah.
Mmm, you know?
Whereas this is 100% heterosexual. Yeah.
Tastes absolutely horrible. You know like when you kiss girls and they're like, "You taste of whiskey and cigars." That's the least of your problems after my fireblood smoothie.
I taste like fire blood. Oh no, I taste like Celtic salt and bananas. You fucking gay. Gay.
Are you Christmas shopping?
Yeah, because...
I have two Ferrari SF90s and then the SF90XX came out, but I already had two SF90s, so I was deciding if I get the XX.
but then I bought two McLaren W1s
which came out. People who understand cars understand these are all
V8 hybrid.
W1s are three million each. I bought two from McLaren because 765 is obviously my favorite car. I have seven of those.
I was deciding on the XXs.
And then Aston Martin Valhalla has come out. So I'm thinking about buy three of these, one for the Dubai collection, one for the European collection and one to drive.
then I don't need the XX. So I'd actually probably be quite a smart financial decision to spec and order three Aston Martin Valhalla's today.
and Rinoa needs three.
One I can get down with two, one for you, one for Tristan, and one for me.
Europe of cars never driven.
And I have a collection in Dubai of cars never
and then I have one I'm gonna drive with.
So I have to spec three now.
Which is quite annoying, because I'm a very busy day.
I have to get it done.
And then I probably won't get the SF9EXX, because I have two SF9s.
than I have
from the hybrid V8.
supercars. I'll have two SF90s,
I'll have three Valhalla's, I'll have two W1's.
And then obviously the other hybrids I have coming are the two Gemeras I've ordered.
Kern and Zach.
and then that's all my hybrids. Electric cars, I have the Rimac and the Rimac R.
nevera nevera are both of them.
And then when it gets to the normal engine cars,
which are not hybrid. I have the Bugatti, I have the Jesko.
and everything else.
Ah, Ravuto I also have.
which is a hybrid.
So I also got the Revoluto and I've got two of the new Bugayis coming, which are hybrid also. So everything is moving to hybrid eventually, but.
I think that
I mean, I haven't bought many Aston Martins recently. What did I buy this year? I bought the new Vantage, I bought the V12 Vantage, the old shape, I bought the DBS 770, I bought the DB12.
about the vanquish.
So I've only bought five Astons this year.
So by adding three more, eight ASTINs a year,
about normal.
I think you should give one to Rory for Christmas.
So you can crash it.
How many lessons do I have? I have the vanquishest that the cops took. I have the DBS that the cops took.
Then I have the DBS-770, which I ordered, the V12 Vantage. They've come. We did the video
where they turned up here.
Then I've got the DB12 I've never even seen, the new Vantage I've never even seen, the new Vanquish I've never even seen. I've never even seen any of them.
Three more of these.
Do I have, how many Ascens do I have total? 15? This is what I mean. I have
15 Porsches, I have
eight Lambos, I have
16 Rari's and Aston's actually my favorite brand so I should have a lot more.
I should have at least double.
So we're gonna get three of these.
today.
And if I can come up with more specs I like, like if I come up with five or six cool different specs, maybe I'll get five or six.
laughs
Rory!
No!
Andrew's Christmas shopping for you.
Andrew's Christmas shopping for you. He's getting you a new Aston Martin. It is true. Look he's specking it right now
I promise it's not for you.
*laughs*
Is this the new, you've got another one?
I'm ordering three today.
Three.
Why?
I thought you told me a long story, but you know, a man's got to do what a man's got to do.
- Bro, you told me.
You'd had enough of cars. D-Car took two lots of cars and you're still ordering.
Can I buy them faster than Decot can take them?
I think I can.
*laughs*
So that's the game now. I think so.
out sees them.
Yeah. They have to do all this paperwork
myself.
It's gonna be two tone red with gold.
Right, so how much for the three of them?
How about long and tight?
- 1.2 each? - 3.6 on asking today.
3.6 on three acids.
Three Aspens today.
but they're all identically the same.
One for the Dubai collection, one for the European collection, one to drive.
And if I buy these three, I probably won't buy an SFX IE.
SF90XX. Because I have two SF90s and they bought the XX out, but I already have two SF90s and I looked at the track times, it's really not that different.
and I don't need a harder version of the SF90s fast enough. So I've got two SF90s
I'll skip the SF90XX, I'll get three of these, and then the only hybrid cars I have
are the new Baga'is.
the Jamera's
the new Revoluto Lambo, three of these,
If you can't even count, you've got to know. It's there in W1s. I've got two W1s.
W1, two of them.
Two.
- Two WI. - So how much is that? - They're about three mil each. - No, but collectively, with this latest spree that you're doing. - I sold a car collection for me, I don't even know what it is.
Do you not think you could have spent it on better things?
Bitcoin
Bitcoin or list?
Bitcoiners are trying to get rich. I'm already rich.
So I buy Bitcoin to stay rich. I don't have to get rich from Bitcoin.
And I'm not going to be one of those dorks who's like, I've got Bitcoin driving a Toyota thinking that makes me cool.
There are men out there who drive a Toyota and talk about the fact they have a Bitcoin and they expect, I don't know, a blow job.
It's not going to happen. You need a Ford F-150.
What truck? Yeah. You need a pickup truck. You Americans are losers, bro. Why? He just needs a pickup truck. Why? I don't think I could never, ever see Andrew driving a pickup truck ever. I'm going to buy him a pickup truck. I think he would be the most bored man in the world.
- America. - I'm on house arrest, you can draft me. - Correct. - So what, where are you driving these? When? 'Cause they're just gonna sit there like the others.
Rob, I'll bet you that I'm fired.
-
*laughs*
Hmm.
I ain't got time to fuck them all.
I just got him.
You know?
that problem.
I admit that's a bad boy win.
What's the whole thing?
- Ridiculous. - Bro, it's not even listed on the website. - It's just a spaceship, bro.
And that's the best one you can get. There's no better Aston Martin you can get. I love the Valhalla anyway, but the spec is just everything's...
It looks so good.
that I should sell all my other Aston.
because I'm never going to drive them.
But I don't believe in selling cars. - You never need to wrap-- - Everything else is carbon.
Carbon tub, carbon everything. Carbon, carbon, carbon.
Animal.
F-150, get fucked.
That's surely a hypercarbo.
Yeah.
It's ridiculously quick.
On the track, it will piss on the baguette. The baguette isn't.
- Okay, McLaren or Aston Martin? - That's what I was about to ask that same question. - 765 is my favorite car. The W1 I think is gonna be unbelievable.
This is what I mean. I know you're too...
The W1 is going to be unbeatable, but we're going to test the W1 against the Valhalla. We're going to see.
Right, and that's the thing. How much... It's hybrid. It's good for the environment.
*laughs*
How much more powerful is that?
dummy wanted
Oh, double?
W1 is like
1,300, 1,400 horsepower, 765, 765.
I'm already nervous just thinking about the car review. I'm going to have to film with you riding shock. Well, yeah, the W1 is 1,500 horsepower rear-wheel drive only. At least this is four-wheel drive.
That's 1,500 horses to the back wheels only.
This is four wheel? This is four wheel. I can't imagine your lifespan is going to be much longer if you--
Bruv, no, I'll be honest, right? I trust you 100% driving. I've been in passenger seats with you. You've been absolutely having it in that 765.
Remember when COVID was on and we just raced around the streets and the police were throwing shit in the air to try to stop us and stuff.
Right.
That was insane and I was scared, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna act big, I was scared. So I don't know what the fuck you're gonna do in this W1.
Like, it's just going to be twice as...
Like, I don't know, bro. I don't know. You're gonna break that.
It's gonna be fun.
Marcel, talk some sense into Andrew. He's trying to buy three of these Aston Martins.
Only three. Marcel. Only three.
See, I'm...
Only three, bro. Bro, we're from LU3. Stop saying LU3. LU3. We came up on the road. Made money. I've only had one.
Loser, that's right. L-U-N, nigger.
That's a secret, bro. Bro, look at the outside. Let me show you.
It's gold.
Bro, that's fucking cold.
Don't like the number plate.
- Yeah.
Bro.
I don't know, I just think they're gonna- That's coming down the road, it's over. That's gonna create- It's over. You can drive that, you're just gonna get the W1 and leave them to get cleft arse.
I can see it now, they're not gonna be dripping.
They don't know, bro.
Don't listen to that.
It's going to be W1, favourite, boom, boom, W1 every day, W1, W1, W1. They're not going to get driven. I've seen this happen time and time again, Marcel.
He's had two cars laying there with dust on them, bro.
Like, "Oh yeah, shit, I forgot I had that one." Like, what's the point?
Aston Martin's my favorite. They're the best. Aston Martin's the best brand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is. Honestly, for luxury, I think Aston Martin is. But I just... You don't understand, Bory.
that there are particular instances where you need particular cars.
If I'm going to go to a yacht show in Monaco, I need a bouquet.
It's true.
I'll take my Bugatti.
And if I'm going to go racing around the mountains for the sake of purely racing like a dickhead, I'll take my McLaren.
But if I have to drop a USB stick full of Bitcoin,
on to the other side of the continent.
I put on a suit and I take my ass to Martin.
It's a mission. It makes sense. Do you understand? It's a mission. It's like James Bond. When I'm on a mission, I take the Aston's.
When I'm racing, I take the McLarens.
If I had to go buy yachts, I'd take the Bugattis. There's always a reason for each car. So you change character? One minute you're the villain, then you're the James Bond, then you're the... Of course. So you change characters depending on what car you're driving. On Batman, I'll take the Lambo. On James Bond, I'll take the Aston. So you ask to change the character.
Exactly.
So...
You're following by three, I think.
What?
- Tristan, talk to your brother. - Tristan.
Did you just run off on your own?
-
SSP.
Bro, where's the controller?
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! King K. Rool! Let's go!
I mean, I even look like him. What's the trouble? It took me ages.
What? You just built that. Yeah, I put it all...
- Jesus.
Yeah, it can take me long.
the
DDD. Yeah, if you like extra D, we get it.
- Okay. - Call.
- Okay.
Thank you.
I don't know.
12K.
He's got a gigantic hammer and he's a
Big duck. It's a barrel, bro. If a huge duck with a hammer came at you, you'd be scared.
Good luck.
I'm going to go ahead and
Thank you.
Thank you.
Done.
Let's worry out. I'm out. Yeah, it's not fair because I was fucking King DDD. I
and I've never played as King Dedede before, what happened to just being King K. Rool?
Now everyone's like, "Randall!"
You saved him, Andrew.
- I said, "Your mama."
Do you know how I know you're all shit though? Because the computer's gonna win.
I'm sorry.
Peace and love.
Who's Daisy?
Thank you.
Why? Well, remember, Daisy's actually a good character.
And she can float above the madness.
Yeah, which is interesting.
Well...
Must be a rabbit.
Must be a valid opinion from a misogynist, you know?
If the misogynist is speaking well of Daisy, I agree Daisy's good.
left outside.
Very, very easy.
And you know, I won my game. Well worth it. What were you doing before this?
I'm going to sleep.
- Hi, Sessions!
Stick that up your ass, kid!
Stick it right up your ass, dude.
You come.
Thank you.
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