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0:58.57Next, take a top-of-the-range Cuban cigar and cut it.

1:02.67and baptize that communist Cuban tobacco by lighting it with a sheet of grade A American capitalist currency.

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1:40.12then it's time to do some weights. Because the bigger you are, the easier it is to crush your enemies and defend your conservative values.

1:55.34We'll see you next time.

1:55.98Wow!

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