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Let me tell you something about the universe.
universe.
all around them.
Amen.
Even this air right here is universal.
What I do.
That's how I made half a million dollars today. I grabbed the universe right here. I grabbed the universe and I squeezed and forced. I forced the juice from the universe. It's why I'm so fucking juiced.
I can do these things. I grab the universe and I squash and force everything I want from it.
So if I want to be good at fighting, I just go and I grab the universe and I force it to give me the skill out. And I force the pussy and the money, I squeeze the universe, just like this, and it all comes out.
But what is Newton's third law? Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Correct, that's the third law. So, if I am a man of action, if I'm a man of force, and I force myself into the universe, the universe must have an equal and opposite reaction.
means if I force my power into the universe and I focus all my energy on being sexy as fuck, the only possible reaction from the universe is tons of pussy. How can that not be true? Newton said it. So it's equal and opposite reaction. The more you put in, the more it comes out. And it's the same with pussy, money, everything. So if you want more girls, you need to put more
energy into the universe. Is it just from typing on the computer or are you doing things? Lifting weights, going places, doing things. If you force your energy into the universe, the universe will give you back. This is how I know I'm one of the greatest men on the face of the planet. The Lord High Job protected me. The universe has told me the amount of sheer energy I have forced into the fabric of the cosmos. Stop, pause, rewind.
The amount of sheer energy I have forced into the fabric of the cosmos ensures I'm one of the greatest humans to ever walk the face of this planet.
And that is why girls get naked on command. You can do the same thing. Energy in. Newton's third law.
print it out, put it on your little wall. Next time you're about to jack off,
Think, am I putting energy into the universe or am I just putting sperm all over my pants?
I'm out.
We'll be right back.