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So I collected my Lamborghini Evo yesterday.
Today
collect
my McLaren 765 LTE.
Do you know why?
Because you
Luke.
Started all this shit
You started it.
by saying to me, "Oh, you don't need another car," which annoyed me. So I went in the Lamborghini configurator and ticked every fucking box and bought it on my debit card. I'm playing with the configurator, I'm just ticking boxes. Big forged compasses package, I don't even know what that is. Six grand. And three days later, you're sitting there going, "I think you have every car now," which annoyed me,
'cause it was a lie, I don't like being lied to. So I had to find something else to buy. So I went on the McLaren configurator and ticked every single fucking box and bought one of them. - You know this song? - No. - It's called Liar. I typed liar into YouTube when this song came out. I'm not gonna be surprised if your fucking face appears in the music video, 'cause you just lied to me. You said there was no cars left to buy. But when I go on the McLaren website, they have an upgrade of the 720S, a 765L T-Limit edition, which I can buy.
So you lied to me, Luke. You told me there was no cars left to buy and if you'd have shut the fuck up, I wouldn't be on this website and now I wouldn't have to spend 400,000 euro on my 16th supercar!
I've sent you something which I would like you to print. Please, Luke.
If you wouldn't mind.
Turn it off. How much is it? How much does it come out to? 358,000 euros. Boom. Name.
Mr. Motherfucking Kate. So nine months ago
Within one week, I spent nearly a million dollars on cars on my debit card.
And here I am, nine months later,
And I have to collect them all. This is your fault. It is my fault. It's 100% your fault. I do remember this. If you would have just shut up, none of this would have happened.
Because in fact, I think in between those events or afterwards, I can't remember, you said some other dumb shit and it made me buy a Ferrari 812 Superfast. And when I bought the 812 Superfast from London, I was driving home to Bucharest. I stopped in Munich, Germany. And that's when I accidentally sold a Bugatti sign. I bought a Bugatti. This is all your fault. You won't be quiet and I keep buying cars. So we're going to finish our morning breakfast cigar.
The Breakfast of Champions.
I want to go get my McLaren.
He's a girl, right?
*laughter*
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- It's me? - Whew! - The police of Iran are gonna hate me! They're gonna hate me! - They're gonna hate you. - They're gonna be like, "What?"
is this
You can't drive back this fast.
Bro.
It's badass, no? Yep. How is it? Yeah, it is. It looks a lot meaner than 720, like all the aero and the carbon and the vents and stuff,
It looks a lot more.
It's a lot lighter, it's a lot louder. - Tell me everything that's different then between the 720. It's louder, it's lighter. - That's it.
Hey Morgan, last one.
Amen.
Anymore get less, nice.
For sure it's a limited car, you got a better aero, you got more torque.
So
Even a client on Sunday called me and told me he drove 365 km/h with
the seventh, uh,
which is crazy fast.
wow you know it's crazy for us
365 kilometers an hour. 365, yeah. It's like 220 miles an hour. You don't need to go that far.
Is there anything different? Like there's no controls or different? Nothing really? No?
Nothing different, just the
Back here, it's number 387 I see, no 27.
- 327? - 327 of 765. But there's less than 765, 'cause I've seen at least 20 blow up on Instagram. - Yeah. - So we're already down to 745. So if everybody keeps crashing,
the price of my car will go up.
Man, maybe my life's going okay after all. You know, maybe my life's not too bad. 17 cars, 20 wives, maybe it's all fine. Everybody's jealous, come on. Yeah, I'm doing all right. For a man from the streets, I'm doing okay. Here, you're keen. Thank you very, very much. Thank you very, very much. I really appreciate it. Absolutely. And we have more business to do, my friend. Stay in touch. I have to go buy some more cars. I don't like this, man. So we're going to stay in touch.
touch thank you very much
And it continues Another car Another car This is your fault I know You told me there was no car But there was There was
Right.
Andrew?
Don't crash. That's the name of the game. The name of the game is to not crash my brand new 765 on the way home.
So it's like Bitcoin. More and more is getting lost all the time. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Limited supply. People are destroying these things. They're completely impossible to drive, supposedly. Literally, the car reviewers are saying, I don't know how this is legal. You should need a separate license to drive one of them. How can you get one of them with just money and a license?
Money shouldn't give you one. You should need to qualify. But I do qualify. You do qualify. You do qualify. So.
Thank you.
Yeah.