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All right, my normal software has changed. Everybody, sorry for the confusion. My normal software has changed.
And it's of course upset me greatly.
Like who stops software?
Like it's fucking software. You just code it.
And it just exists.
Who goes out of their way
to then stop the software.
I'm very upset by this.
developments, and I'm using this new software, and it's reminding me how old I am.
Guys.
I'm Onk.
I'm Uncle Tate now.
I'm no longer one of the cool young kids. You have all these young streamers.
All these young people in politics, these young people running around with live camera everywhere they go outside. I don't even know how you do that.
I only do my show when I'm in Romania.
when I have the podcast studio or I don't even do the show because I don't know how.
These kids have fucking Starlink connected to a backpack and they're running around getting fights on the street and shit. I can't do those things.
Okay? I'm Unk!
So when they change my software, it's very upsetting.
Because I don't know how to do any of this.
*slice*
And the biggest problem is that nothing ever happens anymore.
Thank you.
Fix the noise.
you
Me fix the noise.
You can hear me.
Nigger.
So guys, here's the problem.
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Nothing happens anymore.
I remember when things used to happen in the world.
and I'd come on here and do my show.
And be like, guys, have you seen this? And I'd do my show and like something cool would happen. But now nothing at all happens.
The world is just mega fucking monot- monotamous.
Just endless sludge.
of stock pricing, transnational capital,
More and more diversity.
It's bullshit.
Nothing fun is happening.
They locked me in my house for four years.
And everything was happening and I was doing my show. And now I'm free. Nothing is happening at all.
Which I guess is convenient because
I don't have time to do the show because I'm busy traveling the world, but...
Nothing is happening anymore.
Last time I did a fun emergency meeting, Blackhawks went to Venezuela and kidnapped the president. That was fun.
I made fun of the Mexicans. I made fun of the whites. Made fun of the blacks. Everyone caught smoke.
I got in loads of trouble. It was hilarious.
But nothing happened. Nothing's happened since.
No kidnappings.
Nothing.
Just the kind of crap we don't want.
Fucking skirmishes with fucking Iran. Just bullshit.
I want something good to happen again.
They're saying the mic is making a weird buzzing sound.
And the audio is not grounded.
Let me hear.
Nothing.
Just the kind of crack we don't want.
Okay, they're lying.
Bye.
You're all liars.
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But guys, nothing happens anymore.
Nothing ever fucking happens.
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The golden age came of politics and now it's just fucking gay. I see people now who are like online streaming.
And they're talking about
politics and I think
Give up, bro.
Give the fuck up about politics.
They literally have emails from Epstein.
about bribing government.
and raping children.
and who arrested nobody. They recently caught a whole bunch of Somalians stealing
Billions of dollars, more than the entire GDP of Somalia. There hasn't been a single arrest.
Not one arrest. And you're going to sit there and go, actually, the filibuster, the Supreme Court.
Voting is how they satiate the peasants.
To believe that we can vote in only four more years. If we just keep paying taxes in four more years, we can vote. You know what? I'm going to vote so fucking hard this time. I'm going to fucking vote them. I'm going to vote so fucking hard, bro.
And then you just pay taxes and get fucking robbed. Epstein sitting somewhere on an island.
Thank you.
Messaging people on both sides of the camp. He's emailing the Democrats. Hey, let's fuck a kid and steal money. He's emailing the Republicans. Shall we fuck a kid and steal some money? Everyone's in a big fucking forwarded email. It's like a group conversation.
And you're sitting there going, not the filibuster!
Golly gosh, I'm going to vote so hard.
Go video you.
There is no voting.
There is no politics. Guys, there is money.
There is money. I have it. You don't. Trust me. At the top, no one gives a fuck about politics. We're all rich. Nobody cares.
So talking politics is the biggest waste of human life.
for me to log in here and go, guys, so the GOP are not ready for the primary.
GOP literally stands for Gay Old People.
Literally.
That's what it stands for.
Didn't a fucking dude get fucked in the ass in the American Senate under Joe Biden and nothing even happened? Those are your politics.
Your politics are some old man.
Who emails Epstein, who's stealing money with Somalians, taking his little boyfriend into the Senate and fucking him in the ass.
And you're talking about voting.
The vote only exists...
Guys, the vote only exists so you don't rebel.
The vote exists so you don't burn the whole system down because you think I don't have to go burn it all down because I get a chance to vote. And then you vote someone in and that person doesn't do much. And if they try and do anything important, some black judge from Arkansas stops it.
some district city court. What the fuck even is a district city court? Maybe I'm old. I'm stupid, right? The president said, do something. In Russia, that means it's done. In China, that means it's done. In Dubai, that means it's done. In all the Middle East, Qatar, Bahrain, that means it's done. America, president, do this. No, we can't. District city court judge, Shaniqua Shaniqua,
What?!
Did I vote for Shaniqua? Who the fuck is this bitch?
I didn't vote for her.
Why has she got more power than the fucking president?
And then someone's going to sit here and go, oh, well, let's podcast this one out. I'm going to really podcast this. So, guys.
The filibuster...
We need to vote. It's over.
It's over.
Democracy as we know it is over. You know what's coming next?
Technocratic Communism
That's right.
AI machines are coming to make sure that you stay a slave.
You're a slave now.
Because you don't own any assets. You work for the people who do own assets.
Do you understand that when you were a slave, you lived in a country house?
I'm a slave, but I live at a country house down in Georgia. Nice summers.
But it's not your house, is it?
You work for a company, but it ain't yours.
You live somewhere, but that ain't yours either. You drive a car and that's the fucking banks. You're a slave.
*sigh*
There is no voting.
It's all bullshit.
Epstein.
Epstein shouldn't have made you think, oh my god, the kids! It should have made you think, oh.
Politics isn't real.
And nothing ever happens.
Like who gives a fuck about anything anymore? Guys, I struggle to give a fuck.
about anything.
I still have a team of researchers who like come up with news reports and stuff.
and tell me about things I'm supposed to talk about.
The Blackhawk, cool. I was interested. I came here. I told you all that Colombians are Mexicans. We got to the bottom of it.
But when they come to me now going, oh, bricks has said bricks. Fuck bricks, bro.
I remember when they were talking about de-dollarization. Turns out they ain't doing shit. No one's doing anything.
Trump's just golfing.
You know, he's golfing. He's busy playing golf.
You're sitting there hoping that politics is going to save you. I told you when Trump won that nothing's going to fucking change if you don't work yourself.
And I was right. So all these streamers talking politics...
You're wasting your time.
Because nothing ever fucking happens.
What's gonna happen is that an AI
techno
communist state is going to be built that stops you complaining about the endless diversity dildo that you have to take.
That's all it's going to be.
We're going to use AI to stop them complaining about the amount of diversity.
And you're going to be sitting there in 20 years from now going, maybe I can vote my way out.
No!
You can't.
*slap*
I'm kind of glad I'm old now.
I'm not sure I get along with the kids anymore, you know?
I don't understand them.
I don't understand the kids. I used to think when I was a kid, I'd like say something was cool.
and the old people will be like, what the fuck are you doing? And I'll be like, huh, they're so out of touch. Guys, I'm out of touch.
I've reached the stage now where I look at the kids and I'm like, what the fuck is going on?
Some things I get.
Thank you.
Like I get the ASU frat leader thing. That was funny. So I joined in for a little while. I'm bored of it now.
But I joined in for like two whole days. It was funny. Now I don't care anymore. I don't give a fuck about the ASU frat leader anymore. But it was funny.
But a lot of stuff I just don't get. I don't get you new people. I don't get how you youngsters think.
You know?
Everyone's just gay and weird.
I talk to like young guys. I'm like, hey, like, hey, man, hey.
I'm like, how are you? Yeah, I'm good.
And they're like, hey, we're going to save America.
Thank you.
So bro, you haven't got a fucking clue.
I'm not going to save anything.
Alright, what's this?
All right, let's play it. Because now we got this new system. I'm confused with how things work. Let's play it.
I'll refer to over there.
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Thank you.
Let's take it too long. Thanks.
Take it too long, don't care. Joke's ruined.
You know...
White people are so desperate to go extinct.
It's like they beg so hard to go extinct.
I just look at white people and think you are trying so hard to not exist anymore.
Vote, vote, vote. And then you see a white guy and he's like, I love my wife so much. She's my best friend, my muse. I couldn't do anything without her.
You're a fucking faggot, bro.
Like, what the fuck?
And I see all these like white kids and I talk to them like, how many kids you got?
When I say kids, I mean like 30 year olds. I'm unk. But I speak to white people. I'm like, how many kids you got? We're going to start trying for maybe one kid in about five years.
You don't have a race. Like, you don't have anything left.
You have no race. Your women don't listen to you. You don't have children.
It's just like white people are just, as a mixed race man, I try and stick up for the white guy, but you literally can't anymore.
Because they're just like pandas refusing to breed. You know like pandas when they sit there. And they just sit there like retards. And eventually you get to the point where like, you know what? This bear is fucking dumb.
Just let him not have kids. Fuck him. I'm captain.
Yeah, just fuck it off.
Pandas clearly don't deserve to reproduce.
White people are pretty much there now.
It's unbelievable.
We built civilization. You don't even fuck, bro.
What's the point in building civilization if you don't fuck?
What's the point in building all this big, beautiful civilization to give it away to fucking blacks and Mexicans? You built all this beautiful stuff and gave it away and stopped having sex with girls.
And if you do have sex with girls, you brag about how you get to wear a condom so she didn't get pregnant. Congratulations. Your ancestors are so proud of you.
Your ancestors are sitting there going, "Yes!"
Exactly what we wanted. We wanted to fight saber-toothed tigers and fend off frostbite so that in 3,000 years our direct descendant can put a little piece of rubber on his pee-pee and put it in a girl and have no other kids and the bloodline would die.
Thank you.
You people fucking suck.
replacement.
Yeah, it's over.
It's over. White people, guys, it's over.
That's how I know I'm unk.
Because I look at these white people and I'm like, what are you doing? I'm a streamer. Like, just have some kids. And fuck, just have some kids. What the fuck are you doing?
So fucking retarded.
Everyone's wasting their time
talking about politics and fucking bullshit. Guys, there's only one thing that's real in this world.
And it's not love.
It's money.
I hate to be a black pillar.
I'm not trying to be pessimistic. I'm just telling you the truth. Money talks.
Money is how Epstein managed to fuck thousands of girls.
and not get in trouble for it.
and break laws and murder people.
Money is why your wife pretends she cares about you.
Money is why your wife's like, I love you so much, honey. As soon as you lose your job, she's out.
Second you get divorced, she wants to steal what?
You don't go to divorce court and your wife's like, you know what, we're breaking up now, your honor, and I still want to take half of his love with me.
They don't give a fuck about your love. Your love means nothing to them. It never did. What do they want to take? Half your fucking money.
Money Talks.
That's what you need to be focused on Every minute you spend Praying for some ethnostate to be fucking built
is a waste of time.
It ain't coming.
A fucking diversity dildo the size of SpaceX. Here, here's the diversity dildo. No matter who you vote for, you could vote Republican, Democrat, it doesn't matter. No matter what happens.
The diversity dildo takes off.
right up your ass.
Every fucking time.
Brown people. Boom.
There's no escaping it. The diversity dildo is the only real thing that comes from politics.
You need to focus on money. I've got a few super chats here. I'm going to read all the super chats at the end.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm going to talk to the young people. I mean, some of the young people get this, but some of them just don't.
And both genders. There's another reason I know I'm unk.
Both genders are fucking cooked, bro.
The young men are gay and weird.
And I don't blame them for checking out from society because they're totally right with the jester gooning thing. Like you have to try so hard to get some basic ass bitch.
That's been fucking pounded all over the place. Who's begging to have sex with me. You're chasing some girl. And you're trying to fucking take her out on a nice date to Pizza Hut. And she's spamming fake accounts that people have made of me. Trying to get a flight to Dubai. To get, have sex with me in a fucking foursome. With three other girls she doesn't even know.
She met on the first day.
Like, it's...
being a normal dude would fucking blow bro I get it
And the chicks are fucking wrecked. Chicks, females now, their minds are toast. They cannot resist the psyop. Women can't resist external pressures.
Mentally, they're not strong enough to resist them, which is why they're conformists, which is why they've destroyed society. And if you look at women and you look at their algorithms and the social media they read and then they watch, they're toast. Every single woman is being poisoned from the inside out by social media.
Every single one. You look at any girl's algo, it's just video one. If he wanted to, he would. Video two. You're special, you deserve this. Video three. Some prostitute with a G-Wagon full of roses. Video four. Whore on a private jet. Video five. Some super simp man. Some husband who's super obsessed with his wife and hugging her and kissing her. And the, I can't live without you. It's like this is fucking mind poison.
This is bullshit.
And then these women lose their fucking minds to the point where the social contract is completely broken.
The social contract is this. I put up with you.
I put up with you and I pay for you and I keep you alive. So you're nice to me and do as I say. That's the social contract, but that's broken. Now women are like, pay for me.
entertain me I don't listen to nobody.
The fuck?
Why would I pay a member of staff who doesn't listen to me? If you don't do your job, you get fired.
Social contracts completely toast and it's because of these algos.
Me, Andrew Tate, one of the most famous men on the planet.
A literal billionaire.
with unknown pools of fucking untapped massive piles of cash.
Has women saying to him Can't believe you didn't send me anything on valentines
Why the fuck would I send you something on Valentine's?
It'd be nice.
I'm busy.
I'm sorry, I'm only fighting, you know, the government.
I'm busy.
Well, you could have just got your assistant to send it. You won't.
Those flowers, not as a declaration of my love, because you know I'd tell my assistant to do it. You want those flowers to put on fucking TikTok.
You want TikTok content.
Thank you.
You're a fucking content creator.
And you want to get the flowers and do this.
Yeah.
If he loves you, he would. Shut the fuck up. Well, guess what then, bitch? Because I didn't.
Guess I didn't love you very much.
I guess I don't love you at all. I guess I just want kids.
I guess I don't love you at all And I just want to have some children So I don't die alone
I guess I've accepted that when I'm an old grandpa, if I have enough sons, they'll get me. You know? All my women will be gone, but my sons will watch the old emergency meetings and be like, dad was cool.
And the only way I'm going to get a son is if I put up with you. So I guess that's why we're here.
Isn't it?
you
Talk about love
This is a business arrangement. I deal with your crap and I pay for you to stay alive.
And you do as I fucking say.
How dare you? How dare you have the audacity to complain about some flowers on some bullshit made up day when I'm literally fighting the governments all around the world as if I'm not stressed enough? You weren't even a virgin when I met you. Shut the fuck up.
It's incredible to me.
These women are fucking cooked by the algo. Their brains are fried.
I don't think love even exists anymore.
Love's dead.
It died. I'm not sure exactly when. Probably during COVID. The only thing that died during COVID, because COVID wasn't real, was love.
Ever since then, I've never seen anyone fall in love organically ever.
It's not real.
Familiarity is real I'm used to this person They don't annoy me that much That's all real
But if you're a young man watching this and you think that you're going to fall in love in some Disney fucking princess bullshit, it's all fucking bullshit. Any real G doesn't, that doesn't happen.
You're like, okay, she's not that annoying and she's hot. That'll do.
That'll do. You can join the harem. Congratulations.
And then after a while, they start crying.
Why do you have to have a harem? Cause I'm not gay.
Because if I was gay...
I wouldn't be fucking you, would I? So I have a harem because I'm rich and famous and I'm not gay.
Thank you.
But you should want to get married. Said who? The TikTok algo?
Oh, your TikTok algo said I should only be obsessed with you because you're so special and I shouldn't like any other girl ever. Okay, let's work out how different you are then. Because if I only care about you and no one else, you must be special and unique. You went to the same doctor for your tits as the others.
You have the same fucking lip injections, the same hair extensions. You watch the same bullshit on social media. You talk about the same crap. You wear the same clothes, the same breath. Tell me you're USP.
You don't think I'm funny? No.
I don't think you're funny. I think I'm funny when I make fun of you.
That's what I think.
Thank you.
And that's why I have a harem. Harem, harem, however you want to fucking call it.
Thank you.
I'm a pirate. I'm a captain of a pirate ship. I need some fucking pirates. Okay. I need wenches on my boat.
You're going to have to get the puck over it.
Read the super chats quickly. Thank you for showing my sons how to be men. One day they will retire me and be God-fearing protective providers.
I'm so tired, but I will not give up.
Yeah.
Women aren't meant to work all day.
Correct.
Women are not meant to work all day. Women are meant to obey a man who works.
And that's why that is the basic,
Foundation of all society that has been broken. Man works, woman listens. Women have stopped listening. Men have stopped working. Now everything's fucked. Nothing new is happening. Society is decaying all around us. All the cities we live in are decaying.
Our culture is decaying. Everything's fucking broken. Nothing cool at all happens ever.
And the young people, I say this to young people, I'm like, "Nothing happens anymore. Everything's fucked."
Tell me something cool that's happening.
And they're like, no, that's not true. We've got AI.
That's what you think is cool?
Fucking chat GPT.
I mean, yeah, it's a little bit impressive for about five minutes.
We have fucking people sitting there asking the matrix, how do I download porn?
Like, what the fuck?
That's what you think is fun?
How many kids do you have?
Zero?
Interesting.
Zero. Great. I'm one of the boomers now. Guys, I'm a boomer.
I'm announcing I'm uncle, so that means I'm a boomer. I want inflation.
I'm now the problem. I've become the problem that's destroyed society. I want my house price to go up.
That's what I want. So I want to inflate the currency. Let's debase the dollar. I want my house price to go up. I want my pension to pay. I want social security. We need cheap labor. Bring in the foreigners. I'm a boomer now.
I've given up. What about the young people?
Fuck the young people.
Can't afford a house? I guess you're a fucking dummy. Should have worked harder, brokey.
Should have got a paper round and bought three houses in a summer like I did.
I'm a boomer.
My goal now.
For the future. It's just to adopt all boomer politics. And boomer policies. I don't get you young people. With your fucking AI. And porn. And refusing to fucking have kids. Everyone's weird. Streaming with Starlink. You're a bunch of fucking weirdos. Just increase the price of my house.
And bring me slave immigrants, please.
Thank you.
Good morning, sir. I'm a student of the Real World Crypto Trading Campus.
Does Swiston want the name of the song from the Russian sauna in the Dubai episode? Yes, brother, please.
Post it.
Oh, you put it here.
I got the name. I was going to say post it inside the real world and tag me, but we've already got it. Thank you very much. I appreciate that. Hi, Tate. Huge fan and the real world student.
What mistake keeps poor men poor even when they work hard? I feel like I work hard every day, but I don't have results yet. What keeps you poor?
is working hard.
Hard work. Lots of poor people work hard.
When you carry water on your head across the fucking Mozambican coast,
Desert.
Because if you don't go on a nine-mile trek each morning to some pump, which was installed by UNICEF, you're going to die of dehydration.
That's hard work.
but you're still fucking broke.
So working hard in and of itself is not enough to escape the matrix. You have to identify opportunities and you have to go first and you have to be brave.
You have to be brave enough to do the things that others haven't done yet.
You can walk to the pump nine kilometers away,
and get guaranteed water, or you can dig a hole and maybe get unlimited water.
instead of two bottles.
But there's a risk that you dig a hole for no reason.
You have to take the risk.
If you don't take the risks, you're only ever going to be going and fetching.
You're going to be a worker, a slave forever.
I got second place in my national boxing tournament and went by myself. Do you think I should continue? Yes, absolutely. I hate that I'm old. That's the one bad thing about being young because I can't fight like before. And I hate that.
While you can fight, you need to fight.
Absolutely.
Guys, only reading Super Chat's above $50 now.
Thank you.
And you know what's about to happen that I'm supposed to give a shit about?
Midterms.
There's going to be all these fucking streams about midterms. Everyone's going to be talking on Twitter about midterms. I'm going to delete the Twitter app.
from my phone during midterms.
Because everyone's going to be like, on the midterm, I don't mean, da, da, da.
Guys, I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a shit.
I'm rich. Epstein's proved to us that the entire system's corrupt.
I don't care about midterms. Why the fuck should you?
the Democrats are coming back. Everyone's going to fucking jail. It's over. The fuck you want me to do? Who gives a fuck?
It's done. It's toast, bro.
Wild.
Well, you're right.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Even before this show, I messaged someone. I'm like, I'm going to do a show about how nothing ever happens. What cool has happened since the Venezuelan Blackhawks?
And they're like, well, have you seen the Super Bowl show?
That's the truth.
Amen.
I'm like, is that what happened?
Is that a Mexican sang at a Super Bowl show?
Yeah, but he spoke in Spanish and he's Mexican and this is America.
You don't realize there's fucking Mexicans in America? America is Mexican.
Of course a Mexican sang!
Who's watching sports ball anyway?
Epstein's fucking kids
Your currency is being debased. We're about to get dragged into another forever war. Your judicial system, your educational system, your medical systems are all corrupted. Nobody's having children because you can't find a girlfriend because the algo has AI slopped her mind to the point where she thinks she's special enough to be with a fucking trillionaire and you have nothing.
sports ball game, a silly fucking Mexican talk shit. You're an idiot for even watching it.
It's God punishing you.
If you're going to watch sports ball, of course the universe is going to punish you by making sports ball worse by adding a random Mexican.
VIP, VIP, VIP, VIP. Like, what the fuck are you doing with your fucking life?
And then people go, oh no, I watched the sports ball, but I turned off the Mexican, and I turned on another show. You're broke! You're fucking poor!
What the fuck are you doing?
Thank you.
I could literally fly to the Super Bowl and stand in a fucking box with the president on a private plane and I didn't go.
Do you understand how much I couldn't give less of a fuck?
about sports ball.
Thank you.
And I'm rich. I have time to waste.
The Mexican was a punishment from God for your participation in the goy slop.
The Mexican was a punishment from God because you were paying attention to shit that you shouldn't be paying attention to.
That's why the Mexican came. That's why he appeared. As vengeance.
And every single year, the halftime show gets gayer and more retarded. And every single year, you tune in.
The fuck?
Guys, I can't do emergency meetings so often anymore because I was locked in my house for four long years.
And now I'm free and rich and I'm busy.
I have to meet hedge fund managers. I'm now amongst the elites. I'm one of the boomers. We're controlling society.
All you people at the bottom, you brokies, we're up there doing real shit. I don't have time. But I promise if something interesting happens.
I'll come to an emergency meeting.
But nothing ever fucking happens.
The world's boring.
Oh, oh, oh, fucking yeah, the Dow Jones, great.
Things used to happen, now nothing happens.
We're all fully caught in the matrix on our phones.
I would love for like aliens to appear or a meteorite to be on its way to destroy earth.
Like if a meteorite was on its way down.
to destroy all of Earth.
On its way down in the sky and a crowd gathered beneath it,
And it was certain death. Everybody had two minutes left to live before the meteorite strikes earth and everyone dies.
You know what people would do?
They'd get out their phones and record it.
They're going to be dead in two minutes. Let me kiss my children.
Let me say bye to my parents. Let me pray to my God. My God that I think about. All these fucking women who put Bible quotes on their Instagram after they get plowed all night.
have sex with some random guy all night and they feel bad. So the next morning it's a Bible quote.
before some little Christian boy falls in love with them.
Thank you.
They'd be standing there.
looking at the meteorite on its way to destroy them.
And they wouldn't think about, you know, humility,
God, this God that they've loved so much after being a whore. They wouldn't think about kissing their parents. No, you know what they'd do? They'd record it with a phone.
Thank you.
Boom.
That's how fucked everyone is. That's how bad it's gone.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It's toast.
Everyone's just stuck in the fucking algo. It's toast. It's over. Everyone's stuck in the matrix. I'm glad I'm unc. I'm gonna delete Twitter during the midterms. I don't even check Twitter anymore.
I don't know what's happening online. I don't watch streamers. I don't know anything.
I'm just, you know what I'm busy doing? I'm like Scrooge McDuck now. I'm just there.
You know?
Got my cigar, got all my money. I call my lawyer and my banker and I ask about money.
And I'm like, okay.
I play Smash Bros.
You know?
Once again, an unk game. Smash Bros. has been around forever.
Thank you.
Bye.
The last hope of politics has been
expired.
So you're either gonna get rich,
and live a life worth living.
or stay fucking broke.
Those are the options. That's all it's going to be.
A few super chats here, I think.
Hey Andrew, any news in regards to fundraiser.com? I submitted a pitch deck, but I haven't heard back yet. Yes, we're still going through all of them, but a big change is coming to fundraiser.com very shortly. So I'm going to do a big announce on Twitter when that website changes. You're going to see why.
Hi, Andrew. Please help me understand why a beautiful 26-year-old girl would marry a guy...
if she still has to work full time for minimum wage.
She's from Thailand.
Bye.
Thank you.
Why would a girl marry a guy if she still has to work for minimum wage? She won't.
Women are going to use the only thing they've got.
which is pussy.
to get everything else that men can give them.
Women have one trick.
and they're going to use it to the best of their ability. They have one thing.
It's like button bashing. It's like spamming a move.
and COD, you know, it's like just pressing the one, it's like Street Fighter, just pressing the one punch.
Women have got one move.
You want my pussy, give me stuff.
That's their move. That's all they've ever done.
They're going to use it to the best of their ability.
She's from Thailand. Who has to, I mean,
I don't want to sit here now and start calling all Thai girls hookers, but.
I don't fucking know.
It's just ridiculous.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I've stopped talking about politics. I've just explained why. I've also stopped talking about dating, guys, because it's just money now.
It's just money.
I literally can't help but get girlfriends. Like it's so accidental. You're out here sending super chats to me across the world, trying to get advice on how to take some fucking mid bitch out.
for pizza.
And I'll go outside to fucking...
walk my dog and come back with like three girls.
Bye.
Because he's rich.
He's rich, he's rich, they can smell it
It's like the zombie apocalypse.
Crypto's down, stocks are down, economy's fucked, everything's toast. These bitches can't get jobs. They can't learn AI because they're stupid. They know their OnlyFans grift is coming to an end because there's AI hoes now. It's all running out. And like the zombies who are looking for fresh meat, they're just chasing money like fucking never before.
Like a zombie apocalypse where you see them running around. And there's, he's rich! Hi, hi, hi, I love you. I love what you say on the internet. You're so funny. Hi, yeah, I believe I'm a traditional woman too. Yeah, shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
You're DMing her, maybe one day we can go for pizza.
Yeah.
Do you believe in connection?
You're gonna connect your penis with your hand and jerk off. That's all you're gonna do.
Bro, it's fucking, it is so over.
There's no point even talking about dating.
It's all just money.
You got money, you got girls. You got no money,
Guess what?
So guys, I'll be back on an EM when something fucking finally happens again.
But I have a feeling nothing's gonna happen.
We're going to slow march diversity dildo.
I just sneezed That's the most interesting thing that's happened In the last two weeks
Nothing's going to happen. We're going to slow march diversity dildo.
into the midterms that everyone's going to rave about. Mexicans are going to sing at the Super Bowl.
Poor people are going to be broke. Rich people are going to be rich.
Let's hope I get arrested again so the fucking world's fun again.
You know, at least life was fun back then. I got dragged in and out of the house. Police come BBC. It was, you know, funny. Now it's fucking everything's boring. Now everything fucking blows.
Uncle G.
Thank you.
Another reason I don't do emergency meetings is because I have started only broadcasting inside of the school to the unfair advantage.
Because inside of the school, I can say a lot more than I say out here.
And they're a lot more value-led. So the real-world students are going to see me inside of the school broadcasting...
far more often.
And I'm hardly ever going to do emergency meetings unless there's something interesting that's happened in the world.
So we're going to wait for the world to give me what I want. When I feel inspired, you know.
But there's a whole, give me the whiteboard.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks.
Marker?
Bye.
Nice.
Thank you.
politics
Thank you.
Thank you.
Dating.
Thank you.
So Red Pill was huge for a while, then politics was huge for a while.
Is there any other thing or is that it?
I think that's basically it, isn't it?
Ah, then there's our culture.
Which is kind of politics, but-- Conspiracies?
That's kind of politics as well.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Here.
Yeah.
There's no point podcasting about politics because Epstein has proved that regardless of whether you're on the left or the right, you're just a rich pedophile who's happy to fuck kids on a secret island and steal from your constituents.
It doesn't matter who you vote for. It doesn't matter how hard you try to vote your way out of this. The rich people are going to go to islands and they're going to fuck children and they're going to tax you to death. That's why politics is a complete waste of time to even discuss. Epstein has shown there is no left. There is no right. There are just elites and there are cattle and you are one of their cattle. You are nothing to them. They will fuck your daughter. They will chop her up and fucking eat her. And if you try and get justice, guess what? It ain't coming.
Guess how many arrests there's been? None.
Nobody is coming to save you. So politics is a waste of time. Dating, no point in discussing that anymore because crypto has allowed us.
to quickly demonstrate to the world that all women are hookers. Dan Bilzerian had a whole brand based on being around hot girls. Then crypto came along. Meme coins and Solana bullshit and total fucking dorks got rich fast. And guess what?
total fucking losers had the same number, if not more women than Dan Bilzerian. Proving that Dan Bilzerian wasn't pulling it off being an alpha male. He was just really fucking rich. And that's not me insulting Dan. That's me making it clear that women are hookers. Everyone knows women are hookers. All women just want fucking money. So there's no point in having a whole bunch of women around you to try and be cool because it just makes you look like a guy who's addicted to fucking prostitutes because that's all they are. So there is no dating. There is no love. There is
You can tell a girl there isn't, hey, if you go up to her and you neg her, slightly insult her hair, then she's going to fall in love. You're broke. You're fucking poor. You're going to be lonely forever. You know what I can do because I'm rich and famous? I can go on a date and I can talk about World War II. I can talk about Zhukov's counterattack the entire time. And we'll go home after a long discussion about the Tiger tank and she'll suck my fucking balls.
Day one. That's what happens. So there's no more red pill. There's no more dating. Culture, waste of time. Diversity dildos coming to fuck you. The whole Super Bowl halftime show was in Spanish to make it clear that the white man is conquered. And no matter how much you cry about it on the internet, it's over. And you're conquered because you simp to women. You're the only race on the planet that cares what women say. You're completely fucking cucked to your wives.
You're all white guys or gay. One of the two, probably both. White people are gone. You have no fucking culture. Forget about it. Conspiracy theories are all true. That's just telling the truth now. So there's no point in broadcasting about any of this stuff.
*clap*
No point about podcasting about any of it. Next time something cool happens like Blackhawks, Venezuela, then we can talk. But until then, don't give a shit about politics. Don't give a shit about dating. Don't give a shit about any of it. I'm Unk.
I only give a fuck about one thing. You know what that is?
money.
I'll teach you how to get rich.
And I'm going to stay rich because that's the only thing I've ever found in this world, which isn't complete bullshit.
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