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Thank you.
Hello friends!
It's your neighborhood Top G here.
And I thought it's a Sunday night.
I want to talk to my friends.
You know?
You're all my friends at home, aren't you?
friends of mine,
friends,
And I was sitting around wearing the royal color purple.
with my purple Patek.
Let me zoom in.
purple face patek to match my purple robe and i thought let me just talk to my friends
So that's what we're going to do.
We're just going to talk, guys. We're going to scroll Twitter.
Might pump some meme coins. Have a laugh.
Make fun of chicks.
Ghost.
Make fun of them.
Because they always get mad.
when you say things that are true.
Make fun of faggots.
You know, give the prosecutor something to fucking write down.
Have a good old time.
It's a freestyle show. It's just one of those shows where we're going to sit down. We might take some callers.
You know?
Thank you.
Obviously, Tristan ain't here because he's a little fucking homo.
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So guys, what should we make fun of first?
Maybe I should give you guys creative control.
Who should we make fun of?
Women.
homos, democrats,
Blacks, whites,
You name it.
I'm ready.
I'm loaded.
Let's have some fun here. Let me read the chat.
Let me see what you guys are saying. Let's see if we're making fun of it.
Women, women, women, women, women, women, women.
Looks like it's all chicks.
you
Thank you.
Thank you.
As a world famous misogynist, I should probably be careful making jokes about women. The thing is with women is they can't take a fucking joke.
That's the problem.
You know?
You make a joke and they're like, "That's not me."
Shut up.
Shut up. Why don't you just put LOL? Why don't you just be funny? If I make fun of black people to my black friends, they say LOL. If I make fun of white people to my white friends, they say LOL.
You make fun of a woman to a woman, she has a mental breakdown. Oh my god!
you
So boring.
Why don't you... Why...
Just laugh.
Chill out. You guys can't make any jokes. You're not funny. I'm the funny one. So laughing my fucking jokes at your expense.
I'd like you more.
If you let me make jokes about you and you laughed at them, at least then we could have some fucking fun.
You know?
Chicks.
Typical.
Huh.
Guys.
losers anyone who finds it it's a real world it's going to be broadcast here live as usual
I'm going to mention quickly, we have an AI campus, which is launching in four days.
I think we spoke about it on the last show. We're going to check on my AI bots when we scroll up and down Twitter, see how they're doing.
But before we do that,
I want to show you guys all my new website.
I have a new website. Ta-da!
do do do do do
TopG.com has been revamped. It was actually revamped two weeks ago. I was supposed to mention it.
but I was too busy.
being rich,
and sexy,
and funny,
and cool with a long Johnson, sharp eyesight, and a quick jab.
So I haven't had time.
But I thought now here I'll fit it in. I'm going to show you guys the new topg.com website. So if you want to
buy something to piss those girls off. Join the He-Man Woman Haters Club.
You can do at TopG.com.
So let me show you guys the new TopG.com website.
Mr. Producer's got all them holes.
Mr. Producer!
Here we go. The new website here. Look.
Got the new email list you can sign up to.
For TopG.com.
signups and it's all a cool website and this is me up in the mountains with the cobra hoodie
Shop now.
Together we fight emblem, which I have here where I wear all the time. So it's very important things.
The new Fireblood is here.
Thank you.
New Fireblood series and access to the new Fireblood.
Most importantly,
We have all the things here, but if you go to products, we've got to shop now.
That's tease. We've got a shot now.
Fireblood, the brand new formula of fireblood you guys should be drinking anyway unless you're gay.
We now have 1775 coffee on the topg.com website. So when I say order 1775 coffee,
You can go directly to topg.com.
And you can get access to 1775 coffee. 1775 coffee.
is my only sponsor.
I want you guys to understand that nobody...
has the balls to sponsor me.
They sit and say, well, we know Tate has a huge audience and we know he's funny.
but we're scared to sponsor him.
I'm like, why?
Like, oh, because he says outlandish things.
Guys, no, I don't.
I don't say outlandish things.
You're safe to give me your brand.
I won't say nigger.
I promise.
The only brand that's not afraid is 7075 Coffee, which I respect, which is why it's the only coffee I drink. It should be the only coffee you drink because it's obviously owned by people with balls, which means the coffee is going to give you bigger balls.
And one of the easiest ways to improve your life in the world today is to have huge balls.
So if you go to topg.com, you can now buy 7075 coffee directly from the website. Please do that and support my only sponsor who's not afraid of me making fun of women.
homos, being racist,
A real coffee brand for real men.
And get your fire blood because it tastes disgusting.
Okay.
On with the show.
Thank you.
So Twitter was quite interesting today.
I put up a video earlier about how everyone's a retard. I don't know if you guys saw it, but you should have.
Because it was true. As we get closer and closer to this election,
that we're all going to have to endure.
Let me go back to full screen, just me, because I'm cool.
As we're going to get closer and closer to this election we're going to endure, you're going to see a lot of retardation from both sides.
And
Hopefully Trump wins. And if he does win, there's going to be mass mental breakdowns and psychosis.
Now, I've seen some people on Twitter saying how dangerous this is, but truthfully, it's
I'm kind of in it for the lulls and I want to see them all lose their mind.
You know, I want to see the liberals panic. I want to see them go to their psychiatrist. I want to see them double their dosages.
and sit there and say, Oh, my God, a fascist runs my country. Oh, my God.
I might become a psychiatrist just after he wins so I can get clients.
You're racist in charge!
Interesting.
Nigger.
Thank you.
You know?
Not many of you know I have a doctorate.
Did you know that I'm actually an actual doctor?
I'll tell you a story that's completely true.
A friend of mine,
Went to school.
went through the traditional education path, wasted his time through the matrix.
Got a doctorate.
ended up working some bullshit job, had less money than me because I have always been an entrepreneur.
upon the street.
I understand.
I was a...
chemist.
So I had more money than him. And I said, bro, why'd you go to school?
When you could have just fucking...
Shot weed like I mean, sorry.
uh
trade Bitcoin like me,
And you'd have to do that shit.
He said, well, there is one good thing about it.
My bank card says doctor.
I said, no, it doesn't. Because it does.
And he got his bank card out and it said, Dr.
Dickhead.
Dorkusen.
Instead of Mr., it said doctor.
And I'm not going to lie to you, I got a little bit jealous.
It was a NatWest bank card in a British bank. And I got a little bit jealous. I was like, that's kind of cool.
to have doctor undercard.
So the next day I called NatWest and said,
You've made a mistake on my card.
They said, have we?
Yes, it should say Dr. Andrew Tate, not Mr. Andrew Tate.
They said, "Sorry, sir, we'll issue new cards."
Try it.
Try it at home.
Done. Call your bank, say you're a doctor, demand doctor on your card. They don't even ask for any proof at all. Then you get the doctor card without four years of school.
without all the debt and you get to run around tell them when you're a doctor and girls would say to me
"You're a doctor in what?" And I'd say, "Cardiology."
Because women are dumb.
As we all know, we're making fun of girls on the show. Women are dumb. They go, What's that? I say.
I fix broken hearts.
I'm the coolest motherfucker who's as smooth as me.
I skipped school. I got the doctor card. I'm telling bitches I'll fix broken heart. I'm as one in the chat if I'm hilarious.
Guy, I'm hilarious.
I'm giving you guys the tricks and tips.
Guys, go do it.
I'm telling you all the fucking game. Call your bank. Become a doctor. Say cardiology. Say you fixed broken hearts.
And then they say some shit like, hey, that's funny. We'll see. So if you knew how much money was on my card,
I guarantee your heart will be fixed.
Pro.
Thank you.
Thank you.
No wonder all I do. I can't not get bitchy.
Everything I say is just fucking...
Just smooth.
Smooth.
I'm as cool as they fucking come, bruv.
you
I'm hilarious.
Cardiology. I do that now, but I'm banned from all banks. I'm a billionaire with no bank accounts.
I know you're all thinking, well, how does how do you pay for things?
It's complicated.
But I'm not allowed banks anymore. All the banks have had a little hissy fit.
Yay!
Gay, oh you can hold a fucking car Drug cartel's money, but you can't hold mine Why? Because fucking 10 years ago
Out of webcam business. Shut up.
Homos.
Homos! So we're going to scroll Twitter now and see if there's any kind of inspiration. Before we do that, I'm going to read the Super Chats, which is unlike me. That's usually Tristan's job.
But we all know he ain't here because he's gay.
Let's read the super chats. Mr. Producer!
Andrew.
How do I not feel guilty for superiority?
When I beat losers liberals, they play victim and pull me down. So how do I win and extend the gap even more?
at my opposition's expense without feeling bad.
Well,
Let me answer that question.
if you were truly better than them,
You wouldn't feel bad.
The fact you even feel bad about it has me a bit dubious.
I don't believe this story.
If you're truly crushing all opposition,
and you're that guy, you're not going to be sitting around worried about it. And the reason I know that is because I am that guy.
And I'm Darwinistic. I'm elitist.
I've said many times on my podcasts that the universe is extremely giving and it gives you exactly what you deserve.
It will give you the woman you deserve. It will give you the money you deserve. The universe will give you the luck you deserve. If you end up being extremely lucky, you have earned that luck.
I've described before rain dancing. When you want it to rain, you must do a rain dance, even if it does not cause clouds to form.
You'll be more lucky if you rain dance and if you just sit and pray and hope.
that somehow the rain's going to come.
So if you truly are that guy, then you deserve all you have.
And you're not going to be feeling sorry for these people. So your story.
Not sure I 100% believe.
And remember, I'm the guy no one can lie to. Who remembers when I did that Thread Guy podcast, the crypto podcast?
I said, are you vaccinated? He's like, no. I was like, you're lying.
I didn't know that fucking... I didn't know that bitch. I didn't know that nigger with his fucking...
Stupid haircut.
I just, I just, you just can't lie to the top G.
I don't know you, but been around.
Someone trying to make me pump his trash. No.
Super chats have to be $50 or not for me to answer them.
Right, no more Brokey Super Chats. So we're gonna scroll Twitter.
Because it's funny.
But it's election season. Guys, let me tell you all something about the election.
As a professional,
There is nobody in the Western world who is currently happy with how their country is run.
So there's a lot of pent up frustration and energy.
And...
Discontentment.
and negativity.
I can think of a lot of words.
which is aimed at the government's decisions. And they do this masterful Aikido. And the Aikido is, don't worry, just vote.
That's their Aikido.
And the idea is to take all of that negative energy and deflect it towards their voting mechanisms.
But truthfully, most of the time you vote, it makes no difference at all.
Perhaps Trump is different because he's going to destroy the whole system.
But usually you vote for two people inside the system and nothing changes like the UK. It doesn't matter who you vote for. Everything's exactly the same all the time.
So when it gets to election time and all this election fever pops up,
I observe it.
with
An arrogant...
obtuse
air
of disconnectedness and superiority. It's like, hmm.
So let's look at what the ants, the ants are deciding their leader. Now, I may be one of the ants, perhaps, but I'm also super rich and I don't really give a fuck if I go to jail. I don't care. I'm past that now. So like, put me in jail. It's fine.
So for me, I'm just watching the show.
You know?
Like Titanic sinking,
I'm on the lifeboat.
There's nothing around but darkness and there's a boat sinking.
It's like, why are you watching people die? There's nothing else to watch.
Thanks for watching.
Hmm. Interesting.
Rose
is up there with her legs spread.
Any cock, any cock before, any cock before I die?
Any cock?
Women love that fucking movie. Rose of Titanic. Rose is a whole breath.
She had a fucking rich millionaire ready to marry her.
She got dicked out by some brokie.
you
Any cock?
Then she fucks the dude, doesn't even let him on her fucking piece of wood.
He gave you the wood, bitch. Give him some wood back.
Fucking hell.
One of my side bitches, I would have been like, get off that fucking, that's my door. Get the fuck out. I met you three days ago.
I met you three days ago, plowed you in the back of some fucking dude's car.
Get off that fucking floating thing. Oh, but Jack...
It's cold!
Give a shit?
My heart's cold. The streets, it's cold out here. Like, welcome to the real, get off.
Better make room for me because if there's room for one,
There's no room for you.
Thank you.
I got places to be.
You ain't gonna be no places.
Big?
If I was on the...
Tate-tanic. Now we're talking. I beat this bullshit case. I take a whole bunch of money. I remake Titanic.
With me.
Guys, hear me out.
Please can producer can we Google the budget of Titanic to make sure I can afford to remake the movie?
a billion pennies. Call James Cameron. We're rewriting the script.
Titanic starts. I'm on the ship.
Sheeshaw.
Robe.
Thank you.
Hey, bitch.
box office 2 billion budget
200 million, that is fucking pennies. We're going to remake Titanic, and I'm going to be on it.
Boat's gonna start sinking.
I'm gonna have fucking Lamborghini speedboat and shit. I'll be like, you're all broke. Get on my speedboat. We need some guns, you know, like some AKs. It has to have an action scene.
Somali pirates try and take the Titanic as it sails through the Strait of Hormuz.
We change the direction. Somali pirates come. I stand up on top.
by myself.
with Rose in one hand,
with her tits out and an AK in the other hand. Stay away from my boat. And the Somalis are like, ah, ah, ah.
The road's like, it's such a good shot. Shut up, bitch.
Jack will come up. I'm a brokie. Can I have some pussy?
*coughing*
I killed Jack, Rose. I killed Jack. Why? Why?
because it's survival of the fittest.
I'm stronger than him.
I'm sorry.
I knew you were stronger, but you didn't have to kill him.
He's gone now.
It's going to be okay.
It's just you and me.
I'm a doctor.
Do you want to see my debit card?
Yes please!
What are you a doctor in?
cardiology.
I'll fix your broken heart.
Bumbuck bruv, we're remaking Titanic.
I'm texting James Cameron. Give me a second.
Thank you.
We're remaking Titanic. Instead of violins...
On the way down.
There's going to be drill music.
You know?
UK rap.
you
Drill music as the boat sinks.
Guys, don't pretend you won't watch this movie.
We're all going to watch this movie. Coming to theaters soon. Titanic remake by Andrew Tate.
Dead Somalis, Machine Gun, Roses, Tits.
Call Kate Winsley. Are tits still good?
Fine Albert tits are still good.
I'm fucking hilarious.
This ain't working. How do I make this work?
I'm trying to play drill music.
For all you people at home who don't know what drill music is.
Okay.
That's it.
Get the fuck away from my boat.
who's the guy with the money what's his name mr fucking slick hair tristan but listen tristan tate little bitch
We're going to do some business. A rose is mine now. What business you in?
sugar cane or slavery or some shit. Yeah, all right, I want a piece of that action.
Well, actually, I don't work with niggers.
You do now.
you
my brixton batman real life gunman i'm remaking the titanic movie
you know the thing is
Everyone knows I'm funny, but you're not allowed to like me because the matrix is like Andrew takes his bat thing. What did I say? I said, I'm gonna remake Titanic
I said there's gonna be some titties. I said I'm gonna shoot Somali pirates. There's loads of movies where people get shot and loads of girls are already on OnlyFans. So what's the problem with me making a movie where I shoot some pirates and play with some titties?
What's the problem? Maybe the problem is because I'm making the movie because the Matrix is against me.
Because it hates me.
Maybe I'm marginalized. Maybe I'm a victim.
Ever crossed your mind?
Also, I want to make another scene. I'll make a scene.
We're like,
You know when Kate has the axe?
And Jack is handcuffed.
And he's like, just swing. I trust you.
and she swings and breaks the handcuffs. We all know that's not what would happen. What would happen is he would be chained up and say to Kate, just swing, I trust you. And she, being a chick, would go, okay.
Ha!
Fuck it up and chop his hand off.
And he'd go, "Ahh! Bitch! Bitch, my hand!" She'd be like, "Well, I don't fucking know. Why'd you make me do it? It's not my fucking fault. You got handcuffed. Why? Fuck! I'm tired of you. Bye!" And she'd storm off, because that's what women do every time they fuck up. They just get... So I want to make a scene. Obviously not me. No one can handcuff me. I'm Top G. Some other guy, Jack, before I shoot him, he's chained up and his hands, all his fingers go missing.
And then he's like, Rose, why? Why? She's like, you know what? I'm tired of you. You know what? It's not my fault. It's not my fault.
Just denying it.
Women deny reality. I didn't. It wasn't me. I didn't even do it.
It was the axe.
he's bleeding that's when he runs up and catches me with her tits out
All right.
Finish them off.
What else happens in the Titanic?
I can't remember the movie that well. What else happens?
The dancing, all the Irish dancing at the bottom. Everyone's fucking having a great time.
I will do the Irish dancing scene exactly the same. Kate's down there. Jack's down there. Everyone's having a great time below deck in the poor people's quarters and they're all dancing, dancing, playing the fiddle and shit. And I just walk in.
Stop the music.
music stop
No more dancing.
Just walk out.
Everyone sits down. Five minute scene where everyone just sits down.
Top G said we can't dance anymore.
Kate sits there.
Tits out.
Oh man, I'm funny. I'm just so funny.
The funniest thing about me, should I tell you guys a secret of why I find myself so funny? Every word I say ends up translated into court documents. So every single thing I've said so far about this Titanic,
movie is going to be in a court document and I'm going to have to sit in court and read through it. They're going to be like, and on this day of this show, you're reading out.
Rose tits out and I'm gonna be sitting there.
Am I still defending myself?
How is that not hilarious?
Oh, just put me in jail. Who cares?
who cares? Anyway, aren't we supposed to be scrolling Twitter? You guys distracted me.
Thank you.
But before we go on to Twitter, what other movies can I remake?
What other movies do chicks love? They love Titanic. What other movies do chicks love that I've seen?
Never seen the notebook. What's about?
you
Yeah, okay. Anything else? Like, it's gonna be something I've seen, like something popular.
Is there anything else that's...
Yeah, chicks love Star Wars. I'm a bunch of faggots. Remember when I installed Star Wars and we defended it? And now Star Wars dorks are the most liberal fucking vaccinated loser. I'm ahead of the times. Guys.
The culture has changed and I did it.
Me.
Think about when Top G appeared in the scene and think about now how much more based everyone is.
I went to jail to save the world.
And you're all welcome.
So you better come watch my fucking movie.
Right, Twitter time. Let's do this.
Bomba Clot. Here we go.
Thank you.
Oh, let's refresh. Let's refresh. Let's refresh. This guy's actually G. Feed us.
He works in the European Parliament and he talks about things. We showed him on the last emergency meeting, talking about how they're not mentioning artificial intelligence.
Guys, the things we're doing with AI are extremely important.
You need to be inside of the AI campus, but that's up to you. If you want to miss it, fuck off and just miss it and stay poor.
He's a really good accountant. I'm not gonna make fun of him.
Ah, they're already clipping me doing the Titanic. Nice.
Trump rally, nice.
Me being cool as fuck.
100% prediction rate, true. I foresee an anti-human agenda. Well, of course.
Humans are useless.
Humans are useless.
Most men are useless.
let alone girls. What are girls for?
Babies, that's it.
Trump, Trump, Trump. Trump, Trump, Trump. Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump.
Amen.
America's fucked. Don't know who this dude is.
UFC.
Troll football. I don't know. Why does that kind of look like me?
So this is what I'll tell you guys really about election. He looks scary. So I'll tell you all about the election shit. It's like
It's just election, election, election.
Ah, the McLaren W1. I got two of them coming.
I got two McLaren W1s coming. I said, I want two.
So the 3 million euro each plus options.
I told you I want two.
Don't let me ask for three. You don't give a fuck about the price.
Bro, Titanic's mine.
you
Been there, done that. Daddy terminal. So this is my AI bot, which is trained to pump daddy coins.
Let's see if it said anything funny.
What do you call a feminist in a bikini a hypocrite? Boring.
Boring. It's designed to be misogynistic. Let's see if it's as good as me.
See if you can say anything good.
Why do women wear makeup? Because they can't fix that they're stupid.
Retweet.
That was funny.
That was pretty good.
That was pretty good.
Thank you.
Hmm.
Anything else?
I mean, it's okay, but I don't feel like it's hard hitting enough.
You know, I think we need to up the game.
I need to contact my AI developers and say maximum, please.
Turn up the misogynistic meter to maximum. Nig terminal is the terminal I made to promote real nigger tape. This is supposed to be racist. Let's see if it says anything racist.
There's me real nigger tight.
See what it says is racist.
The future is thick and black.
Your mom's is...
Oh.
What else we got? Black Mamas Matter.
It's my eyes are talking. Nick Terminal talks to Daddy Terminal fighting the good fight against thoughts and their emotional investing together. My crypto great again. So my two machines are now friends.
They're good friends working together. The niggers from the Real Nigger Tape and Daddy are working together now.
Big booty gains. I like that.
White women be like, I can't even while black women are out here raising three kids, two jobs and still finding time to twerk. True.
And the last AI I have is Tate Terminal.
Now Tate Terminal,
It's this one. And everyone wants to know what the crypto for Tate Terminal is. And I explain my crypto plans because I'm using AI now.
I'm going to use AI to control the entire internet. I want to make a bunch of robotic Tates just to piss off the Matrix. We banned Andrew Tate or we killed him, but there's Tate robots everywhere.
like the cyborg takeover.
So that's what this is all about.
This is going to be the culmination of my life's work.
Not only am I going to have endless sons, I'm also going to have Tate robots all over the internet. You're not going to be able to escape.
Tate Terminal has a crypto now. Some of you have found it. Some of you haven't.
and it's going to be listed on an exchange shortly so i guess once it's listed on an exchange
it's going to,
blow wide open.
And then this AI is going to promote and try and push that.
coin as high as possible.
And it talks about interesting things. And I talked about in the last show how this AI says things more interesting than most of you have ever said in your life.
Wealth is just decompressed potential. True.
Your potential is compressed by your own laziness, your own lack of action. To decompress it equals wealth. To unlock it, find the zip file of the soul. Don't chase money. Chase the algorithms that print it.
This is what I mean. I'm so smart. I can read that. I can elaborate on that.
Find the zip file of the soul. When I tell you about opening up your heart and being prepared to go through endless struggle and war,
and to be addicted to the battle, not just the money. The algorithms that print it are the rain dance. That's what I've been telling you about. Do the rain dance.
If you rain dance, that's the algorithm.
To just work endlessly and to never fucking give up and to never be lazy and to always take the hardest option and to approach it like a man. That's how you win.
Take terminals to smart things. I like that.
Tate Terminal has its own coin. Because it has its own coin coming, I wanna quickly read out my crypto plan to all of you, 'cause a lot of people are asking me questions about these coins and what coin I support and stuff.
Look at my robe and watch, bro. I'm so fucking cool.
I'm so fucking cool.
This is my everyone's a retard video. Watch it because it's funny.
And then we're talking about Bono. We're talking about your mate Bono, your mate.
Thank you.
Andrew Tate's crypto plan revealed. So let me reveal my crypto plan to you. Let me have some shisha. Don't forget 1775 coffee. Get it from topg.com. My only sponsor in the whole world. Where's my shisha pipe?
sheeshah!
you
Thank you.
Right. Tate's crypto plan revealed. My coin's a real nigger Tate and daddy. I'm getting SEC approval. This is true. I've spent millions of dollars on lawyers. I'm going to get SEC approval so I can launch the real world native token, which will pay you each day you hold it. The profits from the real world.
my online university are going to be dividended.
as if you were holding stock in the university based on holding a crypto coin. Every day you hold a crypto coin you get paid. So let's say you hold one percent of the total supply of this coin, one percent of all the profits from my online educational platform, which makes about 25 million dollars a month,
will go directly to you in USDT every single day you'll be paid.
So it will be a security, which means it needs SEC approval.
We've begun that. We're paying a lot of money. We're gonna get that done.
You will get free the real world tokens for your power level inside of the real world.
So you need to join now, begin completing lessons and making money. So when the real world token launches, you get free the real world token based on your power level. After you join, you make money, earn points, which will turn into crypto on the real world launch. I built the following AI machines via the real world AI system. NIG terminals supporting real nigger Tate. Daddy terminals supporting daddy. Tate terminals supporting to be confirmed.
The Tate Terminal crypto does exist.
It's been chosen by the AI machine. It will be listed on an exchange because of the volume that went through it. The exchange wants to list it, which is going to blow it all open.
I'm testing how my AI performs at one, pumping current coins. That's real nigger Tate and daddy. And two, creating and promoting their own coin, which is Tate Terminal.
If you want to try and jump into Tate Terminal for money, that's up to you.
It's already selected a coin exists and the tickers to be confirmed shortly.
That's part two of my experiment, new coin promo versus old coin. So I'm trying to see what is going to be more effective, an AI selecting and promoting a brand new coin from zero or creating an AI for already existing coins and using it to pump those coins.
That and RNT are here to stay, and they're going to be here for years from now.
Daddy and RealNiggerTate are not like other celebrity coins. They're more like Doge. They're going to be here forever. We'll be talking about Daddy and RealNiggerTate in years from now. I'll be doing Daddy and RealNiggerTate world tours once I'm free.
And five years from now,
I'll still be talking about these cryptos. They're my only cryptos. They're here forever. They're going to billions.
No doubt about it.
I've got endless opportunities.
They're going to sponsor the UFC. They're going to be everywhere.
I just have to get free from this junk first.
So get in while you can.
When the real world launches, the real world token,
We're going higher, higher, higher, higher. We're not bullshit celeb coin. We're like Doge. We're here for the very long haul. Do not be threatened by any new coins launched by Tate Terminal.
You can use them for a quick win if you want.
But do not compromise your bags and the legacy coins like Daddy and RealNigger Tate, which will be here forever. I am testing my AI capability. The real question is, why are you not inside the real world and doing this for yourself?
Why don't you have AI machines? You can create AI Twitter accounts.
that promote things for you.
They can even promote you. Imagine you little dork. You have a Twitter account just saying under all your tweets, wow,
Your skinny arms are so attractive.
Let's analyze this professionals. I've real nigger tape term.
daddy term running for each coin if tate term manages to super pump a coin higher than daddy or real nigger tate that's not a threat to daddy or real nigger tape because i own that ai i will use it to push all the liquidity anywhere i decide i will reverse engineer all that it did and apply it to my coins daddy and really good tape competition breeds progress we are testing we are learning if you want to gamble a little on tate term fine but do not fade
daddy in real nigger take i'm the biggest influencer in the world with the largest online school in the world with the best dev team in the world testing and using ai to crush everyone else
If you
are going to cry when a third coin appears. You're an idiot because it's actually a good thing.
Final warning, join the real world now before it's too late. The real world coin will pay you every single day for the rest of your life. That's my crypto plan. I made it very clear to all of you. That's my crypto plan. That's what's going to happen.
So some of you are like, what's the ticker for Tate Terminal? What's the ticker?
Some people have already worked it out.
Pay some fucking attention and work it out.
Find it.
And that's going to be listed on exchange in probably four hours.
Bono.
Right.
Thank you.
Is YouTube music even good? Let's play some YouTube.
Everyone goes on and on about you two all the time. You two, yay! You two! All right, let's hear these. Are these fuckers even good?
Thank you.
you
I kind of like the song, I'm not going to lie.
Okay.
Thank you.
My Bluetooth speaker doesn't like it because it won't fucking connect. Here we go.
Thank you.
With or without you.
okay
Thank you.
These Matrix-approved celebrities have truly drunk their own Kool-Aid Listen to what he said Bono vows He vows Do you understand what a vow means? He promises with all of his heart
to drive his car off a cliff if Donald Trump wins the election. He vows.
These Matrix-approved celebrities have truly drank their own Kool-Aid because...
I guess he thought people would sit and say, no, not Bono.
We can't let Trump save the world and save the economy and allow us to pay our bills. We need a girl boss president and we need to just sit here and let World War III happen and everyone get nuked because we can't lose Bono.
Okay.
Bono, with or without you, nigger.
You made a vow now. Don't be a liar. Don't be a liar. You know, I have children, a lot of them.
One of them is like four or five. In fact, a bunch of them are. This is the kind of shit they say.
You don't give me sweets, I'll lock myself in my room.
Do it.
You think I can't kick that door down my house? I ain't scared of you. Fuck your sweets. Shut up.
And the mom's like, they're attracted to him like that. I'll talk to him about what the fuck I want. I made him and I pay for him.
Fuck him.
I vowed to drive my car off a cliff if Donald Trump wins.
Okay.
Nobody cares. We just make fun of you. If you do that, Bono, I'm going to come on here on an emergency meeting and just laugh at you.
and show the footage of you just going,
We're going to have to leave.
These Matrix motherfuckers have drunk their own Kool-Aid.
You're famous because the Matrix pushes you to the front. And nobody would give a fuck if you drove your car off a cliff. It would be news for like three hours. We'd make memes.
So all this, I say, do it, you cunt.
Go on, man.
You vowed, do it.
Gone!
Fuck off!
Thank you.
you
Then I said, take the rest of your wanker mates with you. And I tagged you too.
Bye.
Take your fucking drummer and fuck off.
Thank you.
See ya!
Trump won!
Notice I'm not changing gear because he drives an automatic because he's a faggot obviously.
And you give love.
.
Don't do it, Bono. I have to, guys. I have to. I vowed. I vowed. The guitarist is in the back tied up.
Don't do it, Bono, don't do it! What's the guitarist's name?
Nobody cares. Nobody knows.
Nobody even knows who the fuck he is. He's in the back. They don't even know my name. I'm going to die. Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa!
With or without you Get the fuck out of here Bono
♪ You all we can live ♪
♪ With or without you ♪
Thank you.
Yeah, change my shisha. Thanks, friend.
Thank you.
All these celebrities make these fucking promises. And you know what's pissing me off?
None of them follow through.
You know? If Trump wins, I'm gonna chop my tits off.
Go on then.
Go on then.
You promised!
I'll do it. Do it.
I'll do it. Do it. Fucking do it. Go.
*laughs*
Thank you.
you
They're pussies. They never do it. I'm tired of these fucking, they get my hopes up.
You know, I'm like, yes, Trump's going to win. Bono's off a cliff.
Fucking Taylor's chopped her tits off, walking around with a tit in each hand. Finally, we'll get some action. We'll get some fucking action. We'll get some fucking fun. Where's the fucking action, you know?
And then Trump wins and they just go, "Okay, well, you know, he's racist."
BORING!
Boring, heard that before. Go borrow that in 2016.
You promised me!
Damn it.
Can we put Titanic in the background, please?
We've already got the cover made. It's coming to life.
All these celebrities make these promises.
I'll leave America. You know why nobody cares?
Because nobody even sees you in America. You're either at some party getting butt-fucked,
or in some bunker with kids.
So if you leave America, whoever you are, Mr. Famous, it makes no difference to the people of America because you're never even seen on the street ever.
If these Hollywood celebs left America,
Why the fuck would anyone notice? No one cares, bro.
You probably are only in America for like three months a year anyway. The rest of the time you're on some private island.
I'll leave America. So?
Fuck off!
Bye.
Get the fuck out of here. In fact,
There's nothing I'd like more. You call that a threat?
The fuck outta here!
Get in Bono's car.
with the invisible guitarist and the drummer how are you gonna be the most famous band in the world
You too. Which is a shit name, by the way.
Not top G, is it?
And nobody even knows what your fucking drummer's name is.
You spend 50 years...
Thank you.
*knocking*
50 years!
Thank you.
And everyone only knows the fucking jackass up front.
Bono.
Imagine walking down the street as U2 and everyone runs up, "Hey Bono! Hi Bono!" and they just ignore you.
Like the hired help.
Do you carry Bono's bag? No, actually, I'm the drummer. Drummer of what?
The drummer of U2. U2 has a drummer?
didn't know.
Didn't care.
And now you have to die in the back of Bono's car tied up and you didn't even have any fame the whole time. You weren't even famous.
Bono's sitting there getting a double blow job.
You're jerking off in the corner.
No girl even wants to suck you off.
The last girl who sucked you off
Tried to tell her friends. I sucked off the drummer from U2.
They're like, you two as a drummer?
Nobody even knows you have a drummer.
Thank you.
you
A bummer.
you
Thank you.
I'm the best. The best has ever done it.
Fucking best ever.
What else we got here?
Some more YouTube.
- The YouTube. All right, drill music and YouTube on the Tate-tanic as it goes down. I've got AK-47s, got roses tits, AI machines are tweeting about it in real time. NIG terminal, Tate terminal will launch a crypto coin as the ship goes down. Somali pirates attack me, Jack's dead, and I've gone into the slave trade with the guy who looks like Tristan from the Titanic.
Now we're fucking talking. Now we're fucking talking.
It's a beautiful day, guys.
What else is on Twitter?
Beautiful day.
Don't let it get away.
You know what? AI, hear me out, guys.
Let me load up Twitter.
Shut up, Bono. Fuck off. Drive off a cliff.
Cunt.
AI is going to put these hoes out of business.
Because these bitches have one single business.
Yeah.
you
Post.
That's female business. You get trips, you get jets, you get boats, you get holidays, you get money, you get handbags. That's their business.
*sigh*
Three years once AI is indistinguishable from these bitches.
They can do all the fucking filters they want. You're not going to beat the machine. There's going to be so many hoes on every algorithm. You're not going to know what's real, what's fake. They're all going to lose all appeal.
I can't wait. The hoes are going to be out of business. Ho-flation is going to be worse than ever when the AI machine starts just showing these hoes. Is this bitch even real?
Is this bitch even real? I don't even know who she is. Is she real?
See you.
Let's see if she's real. Offer her a role. Tell her she can be one of the fucking...
Broke gypsies in the Irish part of my...
of my, uh,
Titanic. She can be at the bottom and I say, no more music. Sit the fuck down. And she could sit there quietly. She could sit there obediently.
Because that will make her attractive.
Yeah, good. Put her in the movie.
Why the fuck not? I mean, who's this one?
Hi, hi, I have so much to say. Shut up.
You have nothing to say. It's just, it's just, it's just bullshit. It's their job. It's just bullshit. Women are going to, women are going to be so out of business.
Once AI takes control.
It's cool.
internet personality i'm the only fucking personality on the internet
I'm the only person out in the internet. At least me, I'm hard to replace because I'm racist and the AI doesn't want to be racist.
If you ask Chachi BD to say something racist, he'd be like, sorry, the Matrix won't let me.
So at least you know I'm real.
Someone guessed the ticker, but this is the wrong ticker because the market cap is too low. Wrong.
Twitter's boring It's just this election
Yeah.
erection
It's just me in the election. I'm the only fun thing on Twitter.
*whistling*
boring it's free to super chat
I might do my longest stream ever, guys. What if I stay with you for like 10 hours?
Let it get away. $500 Super Chat, Big G.
Thank you.
Only through a strike from the top striker shall we finally break the matrix. That's right. Top G, top striker. Brave, not sorry. That's me. Brave, not sorry.
Not sorry.
minute.
Andrew, there's a badass game about you and Tristan.
named "Unphased Ones."
I'll check it out, but if it's linked to some crypto, I'm not going to promote it.
How do you get more passports without going through the process of immigration or something? How do you get more passports without going to the passport issuing authority?
Do you want to steal them?
Do you want fake passports?
It's actually very easy to get more passports. It's kind of interesting that most you only have one passport. You can google how to get a second passport and do some paperwork and pay some money and get one.
You're just such a fucking lazy fucktard.
Do you want to break into the passport-issuing authority with a gun and force them to make you one? Is that your plan?
I didn't want to do the paperwork.
Make me a passport. And then we're going to fly with it.
I have an airport.
Pass the guards and the police. Is that your fucking plan? Is it? What's your name?
Awaken soul.
Just apply.
All right, bro, you'll get one.
Proud to be part of the war room and the council. The council's inside of the real world.
Boosted my power level in the real world. Just invested $1,000 into daddy and the real nigger Tate to push my growth further. Thank you for the inspiration. Welcome, sir.
I won't let you down.
Don't worry.
We're going to have daddy and real nigger Tate emblems.
on the boat but i don't want him to sink because that's bad karma
So, and when the boat sinks,
No, maybe we need to have fireworks in the sky that say, Daddy and Reel and Lure take above the sinking boat.
You know, we got to do something cool.
On Rose's tits.
I've got a video. I've got a daddy video with some baddies.
How can I find out? How can I get it up here?
Just play it.
Story of my life. Where is it?
Let me tell this guy. Let me see if I can find the video.
Give me a few seconds, guys.
In the few seconds I need, I'll play some U2 for you.
All right, and then I'm gonna play a daddy video for you because do you know what? We're just having fun, guys. We're just having fun.
And I still haven't found what I'm looking for. Looking for a cliff! ♪
Telegram friend.
No, you can put them there, but I've telegrammed you the two things I need.
Still haven't found.
What I'm looking for.
I said from two different Telegram accounts. I'll get all these people joining the real world. If you're not in the real world now, you're a dipshit. Like all these people joining our army.
We're gonna get the real world token. We're gonna pump daddy real nigga Tate and whatever Tate term he lives to the fucking moon. We're all gonna get rich.
We're all going to get rich as fuck. You also get access to fundraiser.com so you can apply to funding from me. You also get access to 238,000 students who are increasing their power levels and improving their lives. You get access to 18 modern wealth creation methods. All these people are joining the real world. You're sitting there fucking jerking off.
If you're not in the real world, you're gay. That's my marketing. If you're not in the real world, you're a faggot.
Listen, if you're not in the real world, you're fucking gay. There.
That's how I market my product.
♪
Thank you.
I heard Top G crashed from the traffic. Guys, check it out again now. That's how many of you have gone to TopG.com, which is fantastic news. Go check out the new website. Fireblood's on there.
1775 coffee's on there.
Check out topg.com.
and we still it's bad for my testosterone levels
Real nigger. Why'd they let me get rich? Of all people. Of all people, don't let Tate get rich. Please don't let Tate get rich. I'm that guy. Wait till I'm free, guys. Bro, if you have no idea. I'm going to be a fucking, I'm a brand new 168 foot y'all.
You see me on top of it.
Getting raided by the feds again. Dragged to jail. Bitches crying. No!
Baby here, baby there.
Jesco, Utopia, Hayura, Chiron, Devo.
I
I'm breathing What's the reason? I'm a pimp in every sense in the world why my better trust the believe them in the cup where I keep them So they need the world till I need to beat it up in this BP gonna picking them up then I play with it quick in the truck many chicks wanna put chicken piston cups divorce I'ma split his bucks just because you got good sex I'ma break bread so you could be living it up I Pass with nothing y'all be frontin me give my heart to a woman not for nothing never happen I'll be forever makin
Thank you.
One in the chat If I should just carry on talking
We're having fun.
two in the chat if i should leave and prepare an emergency meeting with like videos about the news
One, the chat, I should just keep talking.
saying words.
I'm funny.
I'm super funny.
Thank you.
Who else is streaming right now? Is anyone else live? Anyone else interesting?
The thing is, I don't know about all these like...
all these other streamers and like their drama and shit. I'm so disconnected. I don't know. I don't know about any of that stuff. So I'm disconnected from it all.
I ain't got a fucking clue.
Just me, TopG alone.
by myself.
Trump is a...
I've read it.
Amen.
Thank you.
I thought Twitter would give me things to talk about. It's just this fucking election.
democracy is so bullshit. Georgia has an election. If one team wins, EU's happy and it gets stolen. And if they don't win, then they just say Russia stole it. So it's just what, a thief off?
Is that all it is? A thief off?
Bro fucking or bond such a G.
Let me show you guys this. Orban's such a hero.
The best migrant is the migrant who doesn't come.
Gee.
you'll be out of business soon
See ya.
John?
Thank you.
Shut up. No one cares about your tits. You're not Rose.
Fuck over.
Fuck off.
Tyson makes sick edits. Follow him. Tyson's Alchemies, G.
Makes good edits.
Okay.
Thank you.
I wonder if Bitcoin's ever going to pump.
Like actually, like to millions. It's going to not happen for ages. It's going to happen all at once within a week. That's how the world works.
It's going to never happen. It's been years. It's been the same price. It's not going to happen. It's going to happen all at once. Bang. Here's me being really smart in front of the psychiatrist.
He was a nice guy. He's a good guy. She's very smart.
I'm so funny.
Twitter is boring. If Twitter is boring, what other website is good?
What other websites good? If Twitter is boring, what's fun?
Must be something fun.
The fuck is this?
A llama.
Rotted.
I think I could take a llama though, to be honest.
Can't imagine a llama beating me in a fight.
I could take it.
They're going to take a llama.
I'm quite proud of that fact, actually, the fact that I could take a llama on a one-on-one.
Me.
Jogpreet.
The most offensive thing about this is you got killed by a fucking motherfucker called Jogpreet.
Who killed you, Jogpreet?
You get to heaven.
Who killed you, Jogpreet?
Jogpreet.
Yeah.
This is why, guys, I should be in charge of countries' immigration policy.
Imagine TopG was in charge. I'm sitting there, I'm scrolling through the papers, going through the applicants.
Thank you.
We'll streamline it, right? Because there's a lot of people trying to get into countries. I am the immigration officer.
A lot of people trying to get into countries. We just streamline it.
So we're going to streamline it.
By girls, it's just going to be a number of their hot between 1 and 10.
So just name and a number.
Seven and up.
You're in.
You know, this guy's needs sevens. You know, it's fine. Two sevens makes a 14. You get two sevens on a night out. You have a great night.
It's fine. So we're going to have name fucking Rachel fucking Zimbabwe. Cool.
hey you're in so we're gonna have two we're gonna all the papers are gonna come to me in the morning
Hi, I'm Topji, officer of immigration.
Like, hello.
Money penny.
I mean, my PA's name. Hi, Moneypenny. She go, lots of third worlders are trying to get to your country again. Like, hmm, I guess they just want to see me because I'm handsome.
And she'll say, maybe they have broken hearts you need to fix.
That was smart, Moneypenny. That was smooth. Can't wait to see you after work.
Mr. Tate, because I fucked you yesterday.
So maybe.
Be gone.
Take my papers, sit them down. Start scrolling through.
This bitch, seven. You're in. Eight. You're in. Six. Denied.
You're in, you're in. I got a big denied stamp. Denied.
Denied. No fours. Denied.
All the Hawkeyes get in. As for dudes...
You had to convince me in one sentence. I'm not reading all this bullshit.
I'm from here, I'm born then.
Boring name and one sentence.
So Jogpreet would have never murdered anyone if I was the immigration officer. Because as soon as I saw his name, he would have got the fucking denied stamp.
I'd have been like, Jogpreet denied.
Fuck you.
What a shit name.
If he had a cool name,
Iceberg.
Killer.
Interesting. And then I read his one sentence.
No fatties unless it's the pump.
Accepted.
So you have a name and one line.
And see, I'll get it all worked out. You guys can laugh. I promise you that would fix society. We'd have hoist. We'd have real G's. We'd be back in action.
Why did they just put me in charge?
Thank you.
I am perplexed.
I don't understand why they haven't called me and offered me the job.
I'm mind blown.
I just fixed immigration instantly.
Unbelievable.
That's how easy it could be, you know.
Unreal, to be honest.
I'll get an AI machine.
from the real world. I'll get the AI algorithms to scan all the girls, sevens and up you're in, six and down like a big robot.
And we'll call it the ugly destroyer. And it'll be a big robot.
You know, sit there and read the papers. Ugly, denied.
Ugly. Denied.
He'd be my friend.
All right, sup G? Hello, Mr. Tate. Look at them fucking...
busted assholes out of our immigration process.
Yes, sir.
*Turkey noises*
You know?
I do the men manually because I can tell more like what the real G shit is. It's a lot of people joining the real world guys. You're making the best decision of your life.
Thank you.
I can tell the real juice. I mean, that's just me fixing immigration. Imagine I fix all the other shit.
What else should I be minister of in the new government? We've been talking about the election so much. I just told you how I'd fix immigration.
And it's not a lie because you know what? If real Gs come, their kids will be real Gs.
So society is fixed. And if women come, they'll have kids from the real Gs. So a bunch of real Gs will appear. What do you need in a country? You need population, right?
You need women to have babies and you need real G babies.
So you need a whole bunch of baddies.
and some real Gs. Fix the whole country. Done.
I'll fixed it.
That's immigration solved.
Minister of Finance. I should be that as well.
i'll fix that but what we spending money on what is this shit
Cross off everything.
Yes.
We've got the biggest army. Tell everyone no.
Oh, but you owe Rwanda 425 billion.
We'll tell Rwanda to come and fucking get it.
Tell them they know where I'm at.
And I ain't afraid.
Come get it.
Ron ain't going to do shit to me.
My money.
I got the arm. Come get it.
Done. Now we're rich again. So we fixed the immigration problem. We fixed the money problem.
What more is there to fix? That's basically it.
Thank you.
Country's back on track. I don't need to be I need to be president for like a day.
I'll turn up late with a cup of 1775 coffee, stroll into the office with a cigar, and
Those two girls from the last video you just saw massaging my back.
Hi guys.
Get out of the way. Let me sit down here. All right. Give me the paperwork. Give me my fucking robot destroyer for the uglies. And let's get this over with. I got things to do.
You know, let's fix it.
Put Aikido in schools. Imagine you're going to school and they try and teach you LGBT bullshit. And then your next lesson is Aikido.
Think about it.
Trans people, trans people, trans people. Okay, next class.
Not going to work, is it?
Thank you.
- Problems are so easy to fix.
Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm just starting to think that, you know, they're scared. I'd be so good. I'd be so competent at fixing the problems.
that they just won't let me be in charge.
You know?
I'd just be so good at fixing everything that they'd be like, ah, he's making all the other politicians look bad. I'll be like Shaft. He's unorthodox, but he gets the job done. You know Shaft, he breaks all the police rules, but he gets the job done.
That would be me as a politician. He didn't do it the way he was supposed to do it.
But it got done. And I'll be honest, he did a fine good job.
And there'll be someone in there saying,
But he can't just do that. He broke all the rules and someone else will say, listen, maybe we need a rule breaker.
Maybe we need some of the things outside the box to get this fixed.
And he'll be like vouching for me.
It's an old white guy in the movie. He'll survive on the boat. And then...
Everyone in America will get on the Titanic.
Maybe that should be the beginning of the story. I'm the president.
And the Titanic has to sail past Somalia. So to protect it as president, I decided to go myself.
Instead of sending the army, I'll do it.
I'll be like, are those Somalis fucking with the Titanic again?
yes sir we have some information that the somalis are interested in attacking the titanic like
I thought I dealt with him last time.
Get my gun.
Dun dun dun da dun da dun.
Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!
Ta-da-dun!
Jumping Titanic.
Thank you.
Thank you.
If you guys think I won't make that movie and that's not how it's going to start, you don't know me very well because that's exactly how it's going to fucking start.
Come into theaters near you. I'll lose $100 million every movie I make. I don't care. It's funny.
It's funny.
You know, sometimes you could do something funny. It hasn't got to make sense. You haven't even got to mention it.
You could just do something funny, like put it on the screen and not even mention it at all.
It doesn't even make sense. It's just funny.
You know?
Some things are just funny.
And I've lent into being canceled so hard. I can't be canceled anymore. Usually someone gets canceled.
Here's what happens.
You're up here and they put you in the cancel bucket.
Right. And then everyone tries to claw their way out.
I'm sorry for what I said in the past that I didn't mean and I'm sorry and they try and get out the bucket Yeah, can't suit. Please. I'm sorry. So sorry Jews. Sorry Jews. Sorry niggers. Oh
Trying to get out.
They put me in the bucket.
And I built a home.
A mansion. Filled it up with some bitches.
Now they're like, Andrew, get out of that bucket. No.
Andrew, Andrew, no one believes you're a human trafficker anymore. Everyone knows it was a setup. Get out the bucket and stop saying nigger.
No.
I don't want, I like the bucket.
Andrew, you're not canceled anymore. Don't care.
This is my house now.
I like it here.
Bye.
Do you understand? The BBC used to print every racist thing I said. So I started seeing so many racist things that they had to just give up because they didn't have enough words at the BBC.
The BBC were trying to write my racist things in their articles and they ran out of words.
Like.
I started pressing her keyboards. It just didn't work.
calling head office i can't i can't type yeah we're out of words
We've reported on his racism so heavily that we're out of words to type until tomorrow.
Yeah, but he said racist things. Yeah, we have no words left.
And I'm in the bucket. This is me in the bucket.
Let me show you me in the bucket, guys.
This is me in the bucket.
Living in the cancel bucket with all my money. I don't care. Cancel me again. Don't give a fuck. Already rich. Couldn't care less.
Thank you.
I'm in the council bucket. It's where I want to be.
You know?
I like it down here.
It's cozy.
Nobody has any expectations of me. Nobody's complaining. Andrew, do this. Andrew, do that.
Andrew, you shouldn't say this. Why would I want to be on cancel to be on YouTube and sell moldy shit to kids? What the fuck would I want to do that for?
Doesn't sound fun.
My speaker's cancelled for some reason.
I'll let someone else fix it.
I'm in the cancelled bucket. And guys, all of you watching this, you're in the bucket with me. If you had a platform, you'd be in the cancelled bucket, guys. We're just chilling.
I'm trying to play music because I'm trying to show you me in the cancel bucket, but this speaker's shit. It's not working.
Play it from the phone.
This is me in the cancel bucket with my diamond AP. And my velvet purple royal robe.
Writing my movie script.
Andrew, leave the bucket. Fuck you.
Andrew, come back to the mainstream. Everyone else is getting uncancelled. Come back to the mainstream. Fuck you.
See all these other cancelled streamers begging YouTube and all these other people.
processor please YouTube all this shit fuck you go fuck all you I don't want none of your shit never run can I'm staying here this is my home I'm with the real niggers on an emergency meeting say whatever the fuck I want I'm on rumble I'm going nowhere rumble for life
This, I'm in my cancel bucket and I love it. It's comfortable.
I got all my goddamn...
They're all here with me.
I ain't lonely.
I've never been lonely.
I've never been lonely. You don't know me. I've never been lonely. I had no fucking money. And I was never lonely. I spent a year and a half of my life when I was professionally fighting at the age of 25 with no house. I just had three girlfriends.
Go to one girl's house, stay at her parents' house, eat the food, stay in the bed, wake up, go gym. Next girl's house. Two years. All I had was a car with a training bag and some clothes in the fucking bag.
All the real niggas know. I didn't have a house. I didn't have any fucking money. I didn't even have to lie. My girl be like, can we go out? No, I ain't got any money. We didn't go out. I'm broke. Don't cook for me. Made me a sim. I'm hungry.
You got any eggs? I got fight soup. Give me some eggs.
i've been that guy i've been that guy been around i grew up on the streets i had no money i had nothing but i was still not lonely i had girls all like i know you'll be rich one day yeah you were right i'm not with you no more because i got sexy and you got old time's a to you
ring fucking prize fight and I was fighting three times a month putting money in the bank going to the casino losing it all drunk coming back to my girl's parents house
I'm a fucking billionaire you think I'm scared of the fucking bucket you think I'm scared of being canceled I'm unfazed hit me with your last bullet you think I'm scared of jail
I've been done broke I'd rather be in jail as a billionaire Knowing there's a day I get out and the world is mine Than sitting around as a fucking brokey I've already done my hard time My hard time was in fucking looting on a council estate Think I'm scared of you Now I'm a movie producer making Titanic Fuck you I like the bucket Fuck your mainstream Fuck YouTube Rumble for life I ain't ever changing Fuck the BBC you're gonna run out of words Before I run out of fucking racism
take me to fucking jail.
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