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Happy Halloween!
Please ignore the banging in the background.
That's just the echoes of what happened last night with your mum.
You know, every time
The cameras turned on.
There's something inside of me.
that just says Andrew.
say things that will put you in jail.
Why?
Am I self-destructive? Let me be honest with my audience.
Am I crazy?
Why do I have to push the limit? Why?
You know when you tell a kid, don't put your finger in the plug socket, and they're like, I want to. And you're like, why do you want to do that?
*knocking*
It's Halloween, I thought I'd do a quick video to call women whores.
Because, you know...
*laughter*
I'm gonna dress up as something else. You spent your whole life dressing up as something else.
You don't look like any of your pictures.
Oh no, it's just a cute little outfit. You wanted an excuse to get your tits out.
But you've been using different excuses to get your tits out all year long.
Like what the fuck is the difference?
Now you get to pretend?
Oh, I'm not a whore.
I'm Pocahontas.
All right, Elizabeth.
Fucking, that'll go over all the non-American politically...
burst people's heads.
but it was funny.
It was really funny, so trust me.
was funny.
You know, Pocahontas, you're a fucking slump. Put your tits away!
Since when did we start celebrating fucking Halloween the first-- isn't this demonic? Am I getting old? Am I becoming like a Bible basher? As a kid, I did-- I did Halloween as a kid. I'm not gonna lie, I was American. I did Halloween.
Everyone's doing Halloween, but isn't this shit just demonic now?
Last Halloween,
that I went to and celebrated, I was top G.
I went as Top G in Dubai.
People are like, what's your costume? I'm Top G.
I don't need a fucking costume.
And I'm surrounded by women trying to suck me off.
with their small talk.
Hi, nice to meet you. Can we just skip this? Can we just get to the part where you suck me off? Like if I'm gonna let you suck me off
Can we just skip the small talk?
You have nothing interesting to say. You have no cool stories. You're not Pocahontas.
Just- just- Hi, I'm one of the women prepared to suck you off because you're rich and famous.
Thanks!
Okay, get in line.
I'll take your number, give you a ticket,
We'll sort it out. Cut the bullshit.
Now Halloween's come around again.
I'm Ariel.
You're a semen demon!
- I'm sorry.
Shit's fucking haram.
We don't need Halloween. I don't get it. I don't get what it's for.
Besides women acting like sluts, which they do all the time anyway.
Thank you.
As for the men who dress up on Halloween, you are gay, sir!
Get an AIDS test. You're a faggot.
Ah, that's the feds and their planes coming now.
He called women hoes, put him in jail.
the first half of the season
You know a really good way to find a wife?
Halloween, October 31st, is the best day of the year to find a wife.
Contact all the women you know.
and say, what are you dressing up for for Halloween?
And you'll hear all their different costumes. I'm Tinkerbell!
I'm a porn star.
Find that girl who goes, I don't really celebrate Halloween. I'm staying home. Wife her. Done. They're done.
Halloween is all the societal pressure to act like a slut, and she's resisted it.
That's a good chick.
A good one.
Any girl dressing up as anything right now is trash.
You know, women basically only exist for male validation. Everything they do is to be validated by males. At the same time, they say, "We don't care about men. Girl power." They do everything they can to get man's attention. That's all they exist for.
And they've hijacked all these holidays.
You know? At least Christmas, if they want to get your attention, they have to cook you a meal.
and buy you a present.
I want men to think about me on Christmas. I'll cook a turkey and buy him some socks.
Go.
But on Halloween, it's just like, I'll be the biggest whore I can. And these girls are good at it because they're doing it all the time anyway. In fact, I think most of the year they're tempered.
They're held back.
They're like, "I can't wear this, it's too slutty." But on Halloween,
All bets are off. The chains are removed.
I'm going to scroll up and down social media all day today seeing hoes being hoes.
I'm not gonna say, I'm celebrating. Celebrating what?
What have you achieved with your fucking life?
What are you celebrating?
I barely celebrate. I went from the ghetto to a billionaire.
I went from having absolutely nothing
to being the type of nigga who always has some money.
What's Tate like? I don't know. He always has some money.
You know?
I've conquered the world, became the most famous man on the planet, became a four-time kickboxing world champion, started the largest online educational platform on the planet.
The most successful celebrity meme coin in history, Daddy.
And I'm not celebrating. What are you celebrating?
Go on!
Fucking nothing. You've done nothing.
That's not true, actually. I'm not a vapious, empty girl. I have hobbies. I like to paint.
Bitch, you've painted like once.
Don't lie to me.
You painted once. You put a picture on your fucking Instagram. I'm a painter. You're painting shit.
You lay in bed like every other fucking female.
You lay in bed eight hours a day scrolling TikTok.
That's all you girls do.
If you look at a normal girl's life, they're in bed in the middle of the day,
Just scroll in TikTok.
That's their lives.
What are you even fucking celebrating?
Why are you getting your tits out?
Maybe if you had achieved something at all.
anything at all.
- Oh, I was just going to go.
The only thing you could have possibly achieved is getting wifed up.
and becoming a mother, because that's the only thing women do that's important. And if you were doing that, you wouldn't be dressing up for Halloween.
So if you had anything worth celebrating, you wouldn't be celebrating. The fact you're celebrating, you're actually celebrating your lack of achievements.
Thank you.
I don't want to be a downer.
I know there's some dude out there like, "I'm gonna go to a sick Halloween party tonight, bro. The girls are gonna be dressed up, bro."
You're gay.
Who wants to see girls' costumes?
Thank you.
I
I can't think of anything I want to see less than that.
Let me think of all my bitches.
Let me do them one by one.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
If any of them 34 bitches text me saying
Wanna see my costume?
The answer will be no.
Thank you.
I know what your tits look like.
Look.
Why would I want to see your costume?
Whose money are you spending on this shit? Better not be mine! And you ain't fucking got any!
I'm Avatar. You're a hoe.
Painting your titties blue and waving them around doesn't mean they ain't your titties.
She was like...
Where's the fun in any of this?
I don't understand.
Maybe Halloween's about candy. Maybe for children it's about candy. Maybe. I kind of get it.
It just feels demonic.
You know, why don't the children all dress up as angels and like saints and nice things?
and go and sing happy Christian songs or
religious songs at least.
to get their candy. Like, why is it all going to be devils and,
demons
I follow politics, so I see enough devils and demons all year round.
I just feel like they're just...
It's an attack on our consciousness.
to try and normalize.
Everything's an attempt to normalize.
And the fact they have to normalize it shows it shouldn't be normal at all. Because if they had to normalize it, it's not normal.
She's like, oh, it's fine to dress up as a devil. It's fine to have your tits out. It's fine. It's Halloween. Yay!
I'm really quickly becoming a grumpy old man.
I am. I'm getting older.
You know, I even look older, all the stress I've been through, been to jail.
It's not to look old.
I'm 100% becoming a grumpy old man.
You know, maybe when I was 23 and the hot chick turned up looking like fucking Princess Jasmine, I'd be like, wow, that's a good costume.
Now I just look at her and think,
fucking slag.
I just look at her with disgust.
disdain
I'm Princess Yasmin.
I hate you.
You could be so much better than this. You're actually pretty.
You just put some clothes on. Just put some clothes on and just stop.
Just fucking stop.
Girls, stop!
No man wants to see it. I know you need male validation. I know it's the only thing in the world that makes you exist.
That's fine.
Here's a tip.
Be unique.
Be the only girl who doesn't dress up like a whore. You'll get more validation.
I'm giving you the tips and tricks from behind the curtain.
Women!
by and large,
have absolutely no idea what men find attractive.
It's quite remarkable.
when you talk to a girl she has no idea what men want to hear or see
You talk to a chick and she's like, "Yeah."
You know, I love to travel.
I've been to Maldives.
I've been to Turks and Caicos.
I went to Mexico.
I love to have fun.
disgusting.
revolting. There's nothing a man wants to hear less than that shit.
When a man first meets you, you have to say, I have no hobbies. I don't leave my house. I don't talk to anybody.
I don't know anyone. I've never been to a party. What's alcohol?
I just sit in my house.
Now you're attractive.
You think dressing up like a fucking
Slot on Halloween's gonna make men
attracted to you.
And women confuse things, because they're like, "Well, if it doesn't make men attracted to me, how come they want to fuck me?"
We fuck loads of stuff we're not attracted to. That's fine. Most of the women men ever sleep with in their lives, they're not attracted to. They don't even have to like you.
They certainly don't fucking love you.
Making men want to fuck you does not make men attracted to you. I know that blows your mind. But they're different things. Making a man think, she's a ho, she'll do. It's very different than making a man think, I like her, I'm attracted to her. You get dick either way, because we're men. But you're going about it all wrong. Stop talking about traveling. Stop dressing up for Halloween.
You know the hottest thing a girl can say to me? I don't know. I love that. What do you think about this? I don't know. I'm a girl. As a girl, I'm not qualified. I have no idea. What do you think, sir? I'll follow your instructions. Ha.
The world would be so simple. The world could be so simple, fellas. We're only in the mess we're in because we start listening to chicks. In the 90s, girls used to say shit all the time. They used to say words. You know when America was fucking great? Pick up trucks and Hulk Hogan.
Fucking burgers.
You know, America, yeah!
Here in Romania, all of Eastern Europe was still a communist shithole. Thailand didn't exist. Dubai wasn't even built.
The only place to live was California.
best place on the planet in the 90s california london
Pubs are full of chicks.
No one's getting stabbed. In the 90s, London or California would have been the best places to live. And now they're dystopian hellholes.
Do you know why? Because men started listening to females when they spoke.
We can fix all our problems. We can get rid of all this liberal crap, all this trans crap.
All this constantly screaming about abortion bullshit. We can get rid of all of it if we just stop listening to women.
I think-- I think-- I think--
-
Done!
The world's fixed.
You know, I get offered podcast requests all the time.
because I'm the most interesting person on the internet.
And I am guaranteed 10 million views.
Thank you.
And I see people like debating with chicks or debating with liberals. I no longer debate with these people.
Recently, some little faggot
came on one of my lives and tried to go, "Actually, racism!" Get rid of the faggot. Lose the faggot. I don't talk to these people anymore.
by even proving them wrong.
It gives them a degree of validation that they don't deserve.
I'm not going to debate with women. I'm not going to debate with liberals. I'm not going to even talk to you.
When this is all over and I'm free, I'm traveling the world. Andrew, do you want to come on this podcast and call a whore a whore?
Not really. She's a whore. I mean...
Do you want to show everyone that she's a whore?
Everyone already knows. She knows!
She's dressed up as fucking...
Sexy Kermit the Frog.
Somehow.
Karma outfit, cut her tits out.
Ribbit ribbit.
Fuck off!
Fuck off!
It is my ultimate goal in life, with all my billions.
to continue to ignore the whims, opinions, thoughts,
and musings of females.
It's what I do now.
So that's what I'm going to do.
women come to me I've been your girlfriend for five years and I think
You don't think.
That's why I pay the bills.
Be quiet.
No Halloween allowed.
Why?
If you question me again, we're over.
I'm not even gonna explain to you why. Check my Twitter.
And you'll see why.
It's trash.
It's gay.
Nothing good comes of it.
You know?
When women dedicate themselves to Christmas,
Thank you.
They're with their family.
Some food is cooked, some presents are exchanged.
Some songs are sung.
Fine.
When women dedicate themselves to Halloween, what's the best case scenario?
The best that can happen is you dress up like a whore, go out to a party, drink a bunch of alcohol, and don't get fucked.
That's the best case scenario, which is already pretty bad.
to have thousands of people ogle your titties.
in your little costume.
And we all know women don't often achieve their best.
they achieve far less. So you're gonna go to that part and get drunk, meet some guy.
He was dressed up as a ninja turtle. He's so funny.
More semen.
You know? More DNA that's gonna haunt you forever, your consciousness. More residue in your vagina.
Thank you.
Then you're going to break up two weeks later. I can't believe the Ninja Turtle I met at the party doesn't want to buy me Birkins.
-
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
What are you doing?
You can call me a misogynist.
But you can't call me wrong.
I'm a realist.
You know?
I don't want to be the things I am.
Andrew, you're a homophobe.
I didn't really want to be a homophobe. I wanted to be a realist. I just don't want to lie to myself or to anyone else.
But you end up being a homophobe by just being a realist.
You meet a gay guy and be like, "You're a faggot." "Oh my god, that's homophobic!"
But all you talk about is being a faggot. You have sex with men. You promote being a faggot all day. It's your identity.
What's the problem?
I'm a foul.
So what should I say? You're not gay?
You weren't born that way. You're not gay. Go read the Bible.
I'll get attacked for that also. It seems I can't win. How about I just don't talk to any of you faggots ever again?
Fuck all of you.
Piss off!
Thank you.
Thank you.
If you're a man of caliber, you should be able to go to Halloween like I did, as yourself.
Who are you? I'm this person.
And they should say, "Oh, that's a costume because you're so famous and important."
and rich.
You know, just go as you...Elon can just go as Elon. Dressing up as a man shows you're a nobody.
Elon Musk goes to a Halloween party. Why are you dressed up as an Elon? I've gone as Elon. I've gone as the richest man in the world.
I go as Top G.
Whole bunch of dudes probably dressing up as me today.
Putting on sunglasses and a suit and acting like they have balls for the first time in their fucking life.
So gay and weird. Speaking of gay and weird, a completely unrelated topic.
I have a lot of stalkers. It comes with the fame and the money.
You wouldn't know. Most of them are female. But I actually had my biggest stalker and my most scary stalker before I was globally famous. I had a stalker about 10 or 15 years ago. No one really knew who I was. I was a professional fighter.
And some fucking gay guy, some faggot, added me on Facebook. And started commenting under all my photos about how hot I was. Cool.
Anyway, removed him.
start DMing me.
They're so hot.
I want you to beat me up.
We're not gonna beat you up.
Go away. Block.
Makes another account. You're the straightest man ever. Please beat me up. I'm a little faggot. Beat me up.
How much for your sweaty pants after you've beaten a bunch of guys up? You'd write under my sparring videos because I was training. I was a pro fighter.
Please beat me up, please beat me up.
Anyway, I ignored him and he kept making new accounts. He kept begging me to beat him up.
for being a faggot.
I'll be so gay in front of you and you can beat me up for it.
and begging to get my sweaty training clothes after I'd beaten other people up.
Then he started coming to my fights.
I had a fight, I won.
Next day on Facebook, I got a message.
It's a picture of him from the crowd watching me fight.
IT'S A LITTLE BIT WEIRD.
But I can't control who comes to a fight show. I can't control the tickets. I've got to focus on my opponent.
Anyway, I had a world title fight coming up.
For the following weeks as I was training, he was
threatening me.
I'm going to be in the crowd.
I'm gonna be in the crowd and I'm gonna be so gay.
I'm gonna watch you.
and you're gonna fight him and I'm gonna have a hard dick, and you're gonna beat him 'cause you're the best,
No.
What do I do in this situation? I can't, I call the organizers like,
Bro, there's this faggot who's coming. And he's like, what does he look like? I was like, I don't know. He did.
He's got fake profile pictures. I don't know. Just whoever looks super gay at the door. Can we just stop them coming in?
He's like, not really. I'm like, fuck.
I won the fight.
But I genuinely will tell you, as I walked to the ring for a world title fight, as I was walking into the ring and my opponent standing there, one of the most formidable kickboxers alive,
some fucking psycho from Armenia or something.
I'm looking, I'm walking there to fight him.
I'm looking through the crowd.
Which one of these guys
Faggot.
He got in my head. He got in my fucking head. I'm literally beating the shit out of this guy.
sitting down in the corner...
Where's the homo? Where's the homo?
Scary!
It's an unrelated story, but some people find it funny. So I tell you because, you know,
All in all,
I'm not a homophobe. I'm not a misogynist.
I'm an entertainer. I'm funny.
I know you've laughed watching this video.
I know you have.
Haven't you? Go on, tell, go on. Admit you laugh.
at Misogynistic Things. I'm in.
Thank you.
So I'm boycotting Halloween.
Man!
We can...
End Halloween.
And all this bullshit instantly by not giving the women the attention they're trying to get. Women are trying to get attention right now. If you take it away from them, they'll stop all of this.
You won't have to go to these stupid parties.
They won't be whores. You won't have to put on a fucking Ninja Turtle costume. We can end all of this shit if we just stop giving women the one thing they want on Halloween, which is endless validation from males, because it's all they exist for.
Let's just stop.
Soon as you see a girl in costume, say, "I don't talk to girls in costumes. They're all sluts."
And next year we won't have to go through any of this anymore.
We can put it all to an end.
Problem is there's gonna be some fucking
That's how we got here. There's always some simp dude who doesn't listen.
You're so pretty in your costume.
Fucking dickhead.
Like the guys who listened to women in the 90s and ruined the world. Just stop paying attention to them. Stop listening. Just stop. Just stop all of it.
And we're fine. The men will be back in charge.
Make them have to bake cookies and shit.
And when they start baking cookies, don't be like, oh my God, you bake cookies. You're such a traditional housewife. Wow, you're my perfect woman. Just stop fucking simping. Just stop.
If you focus on the gym and getting loads of money, I promise you, they beg. Just focus on that and let them beg you later and choose the good ones.
Fuck off all this simping bullshit. Halloween's become a fucking simp fest.
In the name of the devil, I don't like any of it.
It upsets me.
So stop.
I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
In conclusion,
Thank you.
I'm the type of nigger who always has some money.
And I didn't get here by following around some bitch with fake lips.
Fake hair.
and fake tits
dressed as a fake character.
with her fake personality.
I got here by focusing on Aikido.
atop Mount Wudon for 4,000 years.
Do not allow yourself to be distracted by the thottery.
You're better than this!
You're better than them.
When you see a girl in a pretty costume,
Scroll straight past. In fact,
Block them.
You see a girl in a costume on Twitter today,
or Instagram, block their account.
Send me a screen record of you blocking them.
and I'll retweet it. Today is the day we boycott all thottery.
And I'm going to retweet all the thuffery boycotts.
We're no longer playing games in these hoes.
We don't want to see their Disney princess bullshit.
Thank you.
- Yeah.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
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