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Any room I'm in in my house,
I can produce a weapon.
And if you can't do the same thing, you need to think long and hard about why you're such a little pussy.
I'm chilling.
I have to do my tape speeches, but why can't I do my tape speeches and chill at the same time?
So welcome to my bedroom.
Aren't you lucky?
Only you,
and every hot chick in the world gets to see this room.
A lot of people ask me, "Andrew, why do you have a machete next to your bed?"
Thank you.
And my answer is simple. Why wouldn't I have a machete next to my bed? Why don't you have a machete next to your bed?
Like what if someone gets in the house, gets fresh?
So yeah, someone knocks on my door in the middle of the night. I have to go answer the door. Instantly pick up my mache.
And people are, yeah, but that's weird. It's really not weird. I think ahead, motherfucker. I have a machete next to my bed. In fact, there's at least one...
Depending on the room, between one and three machetes hidden in every single room in my house, even bathrooms.
Any room I'm in in my house, I can produce a weapon.
And if you can't do the same thing, you need to think long and hard about why you're such a little pussy.
So some dude, some pussy ass dude once said to me, "Yeah, but if it's next to your bed, what if you like upset a girl and she catches you cheating and gets a machete?"
Pro.
There's no female alive.
Even with the Mache,
that would stand a chance.
against a
immense power I possess.
Have you ever seen a woman try and do anything competently?
Like imagine a girl pick this up. If I pick this up, you ain't fucking with me.
I'd have my left hand, I'd still like jab, I'd fucking swing low, take your fucking knee out.
You ain't gonna see it coming. What would a woman do?
Slap the machete, slap her in her face. One hand, machete and a backhand. I perfected this in pimp school. When I got my PhD, we had to practice if a girl comes at you, "You cheated, you cheated."
It's bang out the machete, boom in her face, and then grip her up by the neck.
But shut up, bitch!
Now panties get wet.
machetes on the floor, her panties are all wet,
You go fuck her. That's how it goes. Slap, slap, grab, choke, shut up bitch, sex.
Every real G knows these basic moves.
These are the basic moves of pimping.
Fucking some little amateur, what if a girl picks it up? You're a fucking loser. You know you're fucked up Woody, don't you? Come on with it. Baby powder. Smell that is.
You change your diapers?
While we're on the subject of how...
weak females are. Female self-defense is bullshit.
I watched some video on Twitter the other day, some stupid asshole. I want to do self-defense class. I'm doing this.
Listen.
Women can't fight. You're not designed to fight. You're incapable of fighting, and you're incapable of handling genuine violence. Every single time I see a clip of some chick in some self-defense fight bullshit, it annoys me, because they always underestimate, and they don't train for the reality of violence. If a man grabs you, you knee him in the balls,
and run away.
You need me in my balls, all I'm gonna do is get pissed off.
I ain't letting go of you.
one.
Two.
Let me tell you something else that females fucking fail to realize.
Men are bigger than women.
Think about it, when two professional fighters fight, if there's a five kilo weight difference, that's a big difference in strength and they don't like the size difference, they don't do it. I'm like a hundred and something kilo. Women aren't as big as me.
You're like a 55 kilo female.
I will pick you up with one hand by your titty.
Body slam your ass. And when I'm standing on top of you, and you're like, and I'm grabbing you by your neck, and you've learned, I learned in self-defense, when he grabs me by my neck, what I do is, I get my fingers in, yeah, but you know what they didn't teach you in self-defense?
Here's a little move. When I grab you by your neck and you start annoying me, trying to resist, and I just . And then I grab you by your neck again. Then what the fuck are you gonna do when your face is collapsed and your fucking cheekbone's broken? You ain't gonna do shit but cry.
You're gonna fucking cry your eyes out.
Females can't fight.
If you're a woman and you're going to any kind of self-defense class, stop. Because all that's doing is giving you some false confidence bullshit. And next time you're in a situation when you need to run, you're going to start thinking, I know what to do. You're not fucking Steven Seagal. You're a hoe.
You don't know shit. The only thing women can do is scream and run.
That is it.
That's my advice when women message me. I get it all the time. Thirsty ass hoes, trying to get some dick. Maybe you could teach me to fight, wink. I can't teach you shit.
You better already know how to suck dick, and I ain't got nothing else to teach you.
Because you can't fight, and nothing I ever teach you is going to help you be able to fight. Because I will always be able to whoop your ass. And any man who's relatively capable as a man will always be able to whoop your ass, rape you, strangle you, kill you, anything he wants to do. Your only hope as a female is to scream and run. Self-defense classes give false hope to dumb hoes. They should all be outlawed.
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