0:29.98You're a fucking bitch if you touch my fucking bench. I dare you to touch my bench. Oh, you're gonna regret that. I knew it. I knew it. Dodgeball.

0:30.44around the country before we fly out here to either Bali, Turkey or Dubai. So here we are, enjoying our fast cars for the final time before they go away for the winter. I didn't get to drive all the cars I bought this year. I bought more cars than I could possibly drive. We've been road men all summer. Not road men enough. I wanted to be a road man literally all summer, but unfortunately there's one block to my road manning, which is Tristan. He doesn't like it. If you touch my fucking bed, I did it.

1:00.00I dare you to touch my bench. Oh, you're gonna regret that. You're gonna regret that. Anytime you want to drive, I've always said yes. Every time. But you don't enjoy it. I don't care. I enjoy life. I'm emotionally neutralized. That's not a real thing. It is. I drive in silence following you in case...

1:17.85of a fucking

1:19.59Freak.

1:20.73Gypsy attack.

1:23.79I do. I've got my cigarettes and my fucking knife on me in my car. And I follow you, waiting for someone to start shit. And his flashlight's even blind. Exactly.

1:32.52That's why I follow. Summer's coming to an end. Did you enjoy this year?

1:40.54I don't know how to work a Ferrari, huh? Don't know how to work your own Ferrari, huh? As long as you know how to work that camera. I know how to work the camera just fine.

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2:38.92So you can feel that it's lacking power. You know? Yeah. Because on the straights I have no chance. And I don't know how you could be so good. Like out of the corners you have better exit speed than you. And it doesn't make sense because this is all we're driving. So I really don't understand.

3:02.52- I cannot believe it. Like the tires are screaming. - You're pushing it 10 out of 10. - Yeah. Right, the only way to keep up with that. Trust me, this car cannot do anything faster. Like it's not the limit. Maybe with better tires. - It smells like it's on fire. - It's like from the tires and the brakes. But it's fine. - Baby. - I'm fine. Thank you though. - Oh, don't be a bitch. - No, I'm good. - Mystic Dragon. - I don't need Mystic Dragon. - You're a fucking faggot. You are.

3:32.52Fucking faggot you all have a mystic dragon Capri Sun. No, but thank you. You're a fucking bitch your whole family hates you

3:38.66Broken product I can't access the Capri Sun. There's no straw

3:51.90All right scale of one to ten how much we pushing it hey you're at an eight

3:56.36My body can feel whenever you cross like that seven

4:32.42I started getting disoriented.

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5:57.00♪ Let me feel your body till the lights down low ♪ ♪ Body to get to soul ♪ ♪ Body to reach my soul ♪ ♪ Body, body, let me feel your body ♪

5:57.16So Chef Christy, what do we have on the menu for tonight, sir?

6:02.52you

6:02.67Mashed potatoes, roasted peppers. We have some grilled vegetables like mushrooms, asparagus. Nice.

6:10.64And I'll make something special just for you for me

6:15.18Is it bread? Yeah, Trey's bread. Tristan, I don't think you can beat him at seesaw. I am the seesaw champion. Yeah, whatever.

6:25.47you

6:26.04Thank you.

6:26.49Thank you.

6:27.39You're about to see.

6:30.06Well, Andrew saw that he lost. How do you do?

6:34.32I win.

6:38.49What do you even do? *Grunts* *Laughing* They're trying to surround each other to the ground. It's stupid. Wait, because I'm the heaviest, I have full control over him. *Laughing* I retire the seaside.

6:54.84You can't get off. I can. Who's the winner now? It's like the Egyptian camel stuff. Who's the winner now?

7:09.81*laughter*

7:09.81- No, I don't wanna play-- - What are you gonna do when I go on the slide?

7:14.31Well?

7:15.54Thank you.

7:16.14What are you going to do?

7:17.79When I, Tristan Tate, go on the slide.

7:24.13I knew it! I knew it, dodge ball! Okay, I'm too wide for the slide. I can't fit. It's gonna break. No, I can't fit. It's gonna break. I'm too wide, I can't go down it.

7:36.39you

7:37.41Thank you.

7:38.04Thank you.

7:39.09My dream has been crushed.

7:44.61Hey loser loser

7:46.38You suck. What are you doing?

7:49.08Chrissy's literally cooking steaks for everybody, and you're over here cooking a steak on a stick.

7:54.43And when I burnt $110 million.

7:57.09Yeah.

7:58.35Sign.

8:00.21You're just over here contemplating life. Cool story, huh? I suppose.

8:05.31Thank you.

8:05.97Thank you.

8:06.78Thank you.

8:09.18What are you doing? Everyone's over there just congregating around Christy.

8:13.26And you're just isolated over here doing your own thing. Everyone's congregated over there and I'm over here by myself. Yes. And you thought the smart thing to do was to come over with a camera and start asking me fucking questions.

8:22.08Yeah.

8:23.36I'm checking on your well-being.

8:24.93I was fine until you came.

8:31.44I mean I don't know what to say I was just checking on you. This is our group dynamic. Eat the food as fast as humanly possible before everyone else gets to the table.

8:42.84- I'm sorry.

8:44.34Your mate, no clue, but he knows the rules. Screw him. Your mate. Your mate.

8:52.64You think he enjoyed the drive today?

8:56.94He did tell me that driving today ruined his day.

9:05.51- No one can catch up with Alex. Alex keeps up with my work.

9:12.09Is the Lambo broken or is the brakes just overheating? No, it's fine. It's not that bad. You mean it's fine? Yeah.

9:27.18I'm trying to get everyone to talk for takeoff and entrance. You can't not talk for your own sake. I am not taking part in your vanity project any longer. My vanity project trying to make an episode for you. I'm on holiday.

9:41.62We don't know how to do holiday. We do. No we don't. We're on holiday.

10:16.33All right. We're on holiday. Christy, thank you for the amazing food, brother.

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10:49.54So our societies have completely failed. I've been saying it for a very long time. What's one of the basic premises of society?

10:56.86Surely, the idea of a society, the reason we built them in the first place, the reason men died to maintain them, is so that we had a particular way of life. And the way of life in the West is that women could go around basically unabetted without having to worry about being stabbed in the neck or raped. The point of society is that a man could go to work and come home from work and in that eight hours his female hasn't been murdered or fucking ravaged. That's the whole point of society, so that women can go around and do things on their own.

11:26.82That's why we built it. What's the point of public transport for the public to ride on? This woman is one of the few from Ukraine who did the right thing.

11:35.34She's in Charlotte, North Carolina, a shithole, working in a pizza parlor, a shithole. Why is she doing that? Probably because she has a man back in Ukraine who's fighting, and she doesn't want to betray him. Because you know what most women did? They ran off to Dubai or ended up a sex slave or a concubine for a millionaire. She did the right thing. She's working in a pizza parlor trying to get the bus, get stabbed to death. The larger ramifications for this, nobody discusses. This is why nobody drinks alcohol anymore. This is why nobody goes to nightclubs.

12:05.34This is why there's no nightlife. How can women go outside at night in most countries in the West now? London, Paris, all of America. As soon as the sun goes down, women stay home.

12:23.58Andrew looks so happy to be on holiday. I don't know why I was standing there for fucking five minutes. So happy. You were chipper this morning. The reason I don't like horses is because I feel like you have to be a certain type of person to do horses. And it's not country-specific.

12:35.34Like in England you have the upper class people, they used to be knights in shining armor, now they do hunting on horses. Here in this country it's the retarded gypsies, that's why you like them. You know? It depends on the type of person. Mongolians all do horses, as do Kazakhs and Uzbeks, everybody knows that. But I just don't feel any business in a man from the streets on a horse. From the streets, man. From the streets.

13:04.44- Let's go.

13:06.60He's in such a hurry. He's in such a hurry to get this over with. Holiday with Andrew. I know you're gonna try to ram me. Know it. That's why you want me in front. You think I'd try to ram you? Full time, max speed. I already know what Tristan's trying to do. Oh, holding this camera steady. I'm gonna drop it. I'm gonna drop it. Oh, I'm gonna drop it now! Yee-haw!

13:38.96Amazing! Humble clart! Things quick you know. Star for the enemy Dem. Oh shit. Shit. Jesus. Granted.

13:55.16I know, I know you're gonna try to rape me. One hand driving. Skills! Pussy clart ahead of me. Get the fuck out of the way. Fucking chick. Fuck off.

14:06.60- Good to meet you. - Hello.

14:11.54- Sorry. - All right, you got your one. - Bro, when you have a slow car, you're gonna be amazing on this. - Bro, I have a fast car and I'm a very good driver. You are a very bad driver. And you have a very big nose. - All right, so the pop side's over. Last about five minutes.

14:38.86It was fun. And it was on holiday. Holiday means he doesn't want to talk to the camera at all.

14:46.98Trying to get him to talk, but he doesn't want to talk. I'm going to build my own. That was 10 out of 10 fun. I'm going to build my own and make it possible to ram people.

14:58.30My attempt to ram you failed because they electronically control it.

15:06.60So basically I invented this shit. So Tristan Tate of Just Stop Oil, aka the Animal Liberation Front. You came back alive again, but you had AIDS. My crib's gonna go swimmingly.