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I have every single thing. Gamble it. I don't know what that is. Your wildest fan. I don't want to go without answers. That's my secret. It's like the Joker.
God, the cosmos, karma, the universe, whatever you want to call it, has no problems with you making mistakes as long as you learn from them. If you make a mistake and look back on what you did and take absolute self-accountability, you don't blame anyone else, you don't cry about it, you don't make excuses, you say this is my fault, I've learned my lesson, this is what I did wrong. If you do that, you do not use one of your mistake knives. Then you get another free roll of the dice. You can roll the dice again and attempt to get a six.
mistake over and over and over again. But as long as you learn a lesson every single time, as long as you sit down and dedicate the time it requires to look at the scenario and find out where you went wrong, then you're allowed another mistake, a free one. And in chess, it's ruthless. Like, you're sitting across from some dork. He'll fucking take your bishop and grind you down, and he'll mess you up, and that's it. When you lose, it's because somewhere, at some point,
chess tournament as a kid and people had mercy on me. And then I started professional fighting when I gave up chess at around the age of nine or 10. By the age of 13, 14, I started professional fighting. I went on to become a four-time world champion. And I noticed that no matter how tired I was, no matter how hurt I was, when I hurt my opponent, I got all this energy from somewhere to keep hurting him. It's amazing. And I was like, not only do the wolves not have mercy,
Everyone wants to fight the guy who doesn't want to fight. I did not struggle from bug level, where the bugs live, from bug level Luton council estate, to make it all the way up here to one of the most well-known household names on planet fucking Earth to live this way. I was in a homeless shelter where my mom and dad broke up. And I had to go back to England with my parents. I ended up living in a homeless shelter with Kossaban kids, fighting for fucking survival. The kids were bigger than me, a gang.
Me and Tristan had to fight them by ourselves in a fucking single room, homeless family fucking shelter. My mom, my sister, me, Tristan, all living in there, just us. Managed to get a council house, go to school, finally find a way out of the matrix. Finally, I should be a criminal. All the statistics point to me being a criminal. Instead, I dedicated myself and worked hard so that I could finally become a billionaire. Made it to billionaire status. And here I am again at bug fucking level.
at the bottom in the fucking dirt with the worms and I don't deserve this shit. I'm about to pull up to my Pagani penthouse. My 28 million dollar Pagani penthouse in a fucking Ferrari. I didn't buy one of the most iconic properties in Dubai. Look at it. You can't, everyone's seen this building. You can't avoid it. White and blue. The globe, it looks like the Batcave.
As you drive past, you see the globe where I reside. You see the tape globe. I'm not in my Pagani car, I'm in my fucking Ferrari.
Which has...
disjointed the just workings of the universe.
because my Pagani
is in Italy getting the Tempesta pack upgrade.
Remember on house arrest when they said I was a human traffic runner and I couldn't leave my house? And I called Pagani and said, I've just bought a Hiura BC. I want to make sure it's the best one possible. Can I get all the upgrades, the upgraded clutch, the upgraded suspension, the upgraded gearbox? They said, yes, that's $700,000. I said, 600 grand. Fucking they could have sold to me twice.
600 grand for Pagani. I spent 600 grand in my family this morning. And I took my Pagani out of storage here in Dubai and flew on a 747 to Italy. And it's currently being upgraded.
This is Pagani Leather.
This is the Pagani leather. It's the same leather that's inside of my car.
It's all supposed to match. I'm supposed to get out of my car, the same smell, the same Pagani leather, out of the Pagani, into the Pagani elevator, and be like, ah, balance. There's balance in the universe. My chakras are aligned. Instead, I have Ferrari leather. So for that reason, I think the only logical conclusion is for me to buy a spare second backup.
Pagani. I'm not joking on any level. I'm gonna buy a second backup Pagani. I know you're not.
So every time I come to this particular one of my homes, because I have 11 in Dubai, I come in a Pagani.
So I'm gonna have a second one. I'm gonna get that one out of Italy. I'm gonna call them tomorrow and say,
Party the fuck up, give me my Pagani back.
Plus I want another one. I'm gonna get two Paganis to make sure that I never have to relive this peasantry again.
back on bug fucking level.
"Hiura, this is my car, they're mocking me." I fucking had it.
It's amazing how your personality changes when you're not born anymore. When I was broke, I had this constant stress and constant anxiety, worried about the fact that if my car broke down, I couldn't fix it. Or if somebody needed me or had to rely on me for something, I couldn't help them. People often ask me, Andrew, how do you deal with all these court problems and the matrix coming after you and the news coming after you and everyone insulting you? How do you deal with all that pressure? The answer to that is I find peace in the fact that I'm rich. It doesn't matter if I go to jail because everyone I care about is going to be taken care of.
of my life. My kids are going to eat. That's a man's job. That's all that matters. Most of the time, you're thinking about trying to make money. You're thinking about the bills you have upcoming. You're thinking about the problems you're going to be in if you don't pay them. People can read that on your face. That's the reason girls don't want to talk to you in the club, because they can see on your face you're concerned about something. And if you actually think and analyze it, what are you concerned about? Probably, on some level, it involves money. People say to me, oh yeah, but you know, money's not everything. You're right. But if you want to truly be your best self, if you want
being canceled or fired, if you want to be charismatic, if you want to be interesting, if you want to do all these things and live your only human experience to the absolute maximum of your potential and capacity, you need to be rich to do those things. The positive organs, your aura will completely change once you become rich. The dream to make money is to actually finally be yourself. And if you're watching this and you're not a multimillionaire, I can promise you, you are already self-censoring. What a waste of a human life to allow numbers on a screen printed by the
you die. You need to break free from the chains, not just for your family, not just for your blood mine, not just for your pet, not just for your kids, not just for anybody else, not for the jets, not for the Lambos, not for anything else. You need to break free from the chains for yourself so you can finally find out who you are. And to do this amazing thing, to achieve this amazing feat and finally be the man that you know you could be, you do not have to go dig in a coal mine, you do not have to go charge at bullets, you do not have to risk your life. All you have to do is
you're going to see that you're a completely different person.
You know, it was normal until I asked where we're going. Don't worry about it. That's why I worried. That's the...that's worrying. Trust us. I mean, I don't think I'm gonna die. Exactly.
But something is afoot, and everyone knows what it is.
other than me. I promise you from the bottom of my heart that all of your dreams are about to come true. They're not though. They do. They're not. Your wildest fantasies are about to be indulged to their fullest. If you admit, if you say today that it wasn't your dream, then you're going to explode. That's what's going to happen.
Because I promise on Tristan's cousin's life that your wildest fantasy is about to come true. I don't want to. So if you say they didn't come true, then you're going to die.
We brought you someone really important today. It's actually the richest member.
Of the crew. His name is Luke. He's extremely rich, extremely wealthy. Since we've all been getting paid the same amount of money for years, I've bought Yesco's, Bugatti's, Private Jets, Yoss. He's bought nothing ever besides this one Gorilla hat. Where did you buy that from? Some zoo.
A zoo. A zoo. So, uh... He's never spent any of his money.
So I decided because obviously it's my job as this as
brother to his cousin.
No.
Is that right?
I'm brother to his cousin.
Yeah.
because he's my brother's cousin.
is to try and make all those dreams come true.
So this is a personalized shopping experience for Luke. You're in the right place. So I hope you like Hermes, Laura Piana, Lourdes and Dior.
I don't know what that is.
but I don't need anything. I was telling them on the way here. I don't need anything. I have everything.
Luke. He told me my wildest dreams would be fulfilled. I told him my dreams are already
- I'll try and style you a little bit. I've seen the vans, I think we need to swap them
and bouncy turkeys.
They're not bad, they're barefoot shoes.
The problem you're going to find is that my shoes are barefoot shoes.
Yeah.
Which,
None of these are. No. But like nice dinners, a nice pair of hermit shoes. I go with these. I go with these to my nice dinners and because I'm with Andrew
They let me in. They let you in. But if you want, they won't let you in. They won't, but I don't want to go without Andrew. That's my secret. He makes me go. What they don't understand is every single thing I wear is
actually custom chosen very very specifically for very very specific
Everything, there's no mistakes in what I wear. There's no mistakes at all. It's all actually super deliberate.
I actually don't know all the reasons. No one knows. The hat is the disguise. No one knows all the reasons. This shirt's wool. Yes. It's quality material. And I have multiple hats. I'm actually getting exposed to myself.
multiple hats. This is the take confidential.
This is what I wear if I'm okay being recognized. This is actually the opposite of this guy's hat. This is the here he is hat. - I'm out in the open. - This is the out in the open hat. I have every single thing.
completely chosen for a very specific reason. - What'd you buy, Luke? - Nothing. I mean, unfortunately for them, they didn't have my favorite pair of barefoot shoes, my favorite pair of Deneen, or these gorilla hats, or my pouch.
Or these t-shirts. They didn't have any all wool t-shirts. They had very nice t-shirts. They had... Laura's Piana Hats. Were they 100% wool? Made from this exact company, which I know fits me.
Yes or no?
- Yeah.
Luke, if I keep
The $4.5 million I'm supposed to pay you next week, and I buy a Yesco. That's fine. Okay, but will you drive the Yesco? No, I don't want to drive. I've quit driving. I've abandoned driving.
But I'm glad you will enjoy it. Will you drive it? Is the question. Won't you be mad that you don't have the money? No. Money for what? People don't realize that eventually there's no need to have money.
Eventually, eventually, you have all your dreams and all your hopes and everything is had.
But you don't have anything. You have a gorilla hat. Yeah! People who work on near minimum wage could have all the stuff you have. You don't have anything. You just have hundreds of millions of dollars that you won't spend. I don't need anything. I have everything I want. My dreams and hopes are already acquired. That's why I don't get it. Stealing your money doesn't even annoy you. No. Zero percent. When you were a young man, you thought, I hope.
When I grow up, I can fly a call to me, live in a rented apartment, own two pairs of jeans,
have two t-shirts and a hat from the zoo. That's my dream. When I was a child, I literally said, when I looked at homeless people, I'm like, mom, dad, that looks really nice.
He doesn't have to do anything. He doesn't have to go anywhere. He doesn't have to talk to anyone. He lives on the beach.
and he just lives his life. Now obviously as I've grown up,
Being that level of homeless is not the way.
But I wasn't too far off on the freedom bit. - Every time we meet Pavel, you and him just have a long talk about how neither of you own anything, but you have lots of money. - We don't need anything.
- Even stealing his money doesn't annoy him. At this point, I don't know what to do.
What could we buy with his money that would annoy him? I don't think he'd care because he literally doesn't want his money. Gamble it.
That's fine. I mean, you're just giving it to a casino.
There's zero edge games. Yeah.
We can find a zero-edge game and then we can put the... we can gamble the money and if we don't lose it... then what happens? We have more money he won't spend. Guys, it doesn't matter.
You can burn it.
It's like the Joker. - Crypto casino is zero edge games. - So I could put my money into it.
So we are now going to gamble Luke's $4.5 million wage. Because we sent it to him in Bitcoin. This actually takes Bitcoin. I'm going to copy the address and I'm going to send it to accounts to send the money here instead of to Luke.
and then I'm going to win money.
That's my plan. We either lose all his money he doesn't care or we have more money he doesn't want. It doesn't matter to me.