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Yo, hold the movie to Nigel Marks Elvis. Lazy Bailey. Why'd you try and get all the videos on Rumble to be vertical?
- Woo! - Woah! - Woah! - Woah! - Get up! - ♪ I'm a Bailey, I'm ballin' up ♪ ♪ I'm from the island, I'm fetching the sail ♪ ♪ Before you go, the night is clear ♪ ♪ Until you freak, I'm breakin' a head ♪ - So Bailey, why'd you try and get all the videos on Rumble to be vertical? - Look. - Why'd you do that? - Don't put that on the video. - You know the audience, did he see the comment section, Bailey? Did he? - Four. - Yeah,
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I know, Bailey. You're being lazy. You're being so lazy. Why are you filming horizontal? I'm filming horizontal because I always filmed horizontal. Our group chat is just like, Bailey, this way, this way, this way. I don't know what you're talking about, Bailey. Bailey, anyway, if I ever filmed vertical, it was because Bailey forced me to. That's what happened. The comments are hilarious. I know. I know. I read every single one of them. I know. We all do. We all do. Yeah. Keep them coming. I love the hate comments. Yeah. Bailey is being lazy.
Scraping the bottom of the mirror. What are we doing here, Bailey? Apparently we're seeing a movie. Apparently. I don't like watching movies. Me neither. Me neither. Want to fall asleep? Nap time? A nap would be better than a movie. I think a nap would be better. That's my vote. So, Nigel, this is the coolest movie theater ever. I think it is. This is super cool. But it looks like Marsh Farm. The menu's good. It looks like what? It looks like Marsh Farm. Bro, is Marsh Farm supposed to be a bad place? Marsh Farm is a lovely place. Biggest, biggest, bro. These are nice.
these chairs are very nice yeah the menu's very you'd imagine it's just popcorn stuff no i'm getting like beef lamb shanks i know i'm getting like beef brisket nachos i ordered the chicken nachos yeah actually no no no korean chicken but korean chicken where'd you get a korean chicken burger in the cinema bro it doesn't matter no it's good oh you know what chocolate brown with some ice no i don't want chocolate brown i want real food i got chocolate brown bro that's for afters nigel
idea. People don't realize that Nigel eats like candy and stuff. I've got no idea. They give you power. I keep on telling people this all the time. But they don't want to listen to me. They don't want to listen to me. So I'm going to carry on eating my sweets. My sweet. Are you on the candy diet? No. Bro how does Nigel do it? I have no clue. He's lying. He's lying.
It's a mystery to this day. It is a mystery. Bro, he got a chocolate brownie. It makes you stroke. Oh, my God, it does. Bro, candy can't be good for you. Bro, I don't know how you get away from it. I have the most cleanest stuff. I don't eat any. Watch what he's getting. He's such a liar. Excuse me. You eat cheesecake as well. He can't.
Marcel. Oh, what? You can't order cheesecake after saying, do you eat so clean? See? That's what I'm saying.
- Like brisket nachos or a faggot. - Do you know what, Justin? I don't know why. - We made it the best choice, 'cause throwing popcorn downhill is much easier. - No, no. - And nobody can throw popcorn at you. - I mean, throwing popcorn downhill, it's much easier than throwing it. - You gotta throw it uphill. - We have the high ground. - That's right. - And I'm on it up. - So, very tactically well-chosen chairs, Brandon. - I'm right in front of you, I feel like I need to move now. - Nah, Bailey, do you know what? If, you can't get someone if they're expecting it, doesn't work like that, that's not getting someone.
- Bailey, three minute videos. Watch, this whole take on financials could be just me talking to the camera. Because Bailey doesn't want to film. He's trying to do it now. - I'm gonna make this one two hours. - No one's putting that footage in. Bailey, I'm gonna veto all your footage. It's back to me. Sorry, Bailey. - You know, Bailey doesn't realize my camera is so much better than his at low light settings. Nigel, he has no clue who he's competing with. - Yo, hold the movie till Nigel and Marcel get here.
I think he's officially graduated to the racist joke. I say joke. The house racism. He's fully included. No joke. It's nothing joking.
So the cinema was super cool, but I decided to leave. I'm going to leave. No one's noticed. Because in a movie theater, it's dark. I'm just going to text them and tell them I've gone home. In fact, I'm actually going to the office, but I like to work on the real world on my computer much better than my mobile phone while watching a movie, which really wasn't great.
So we'll see what their end of the spectrum looks like. But this is my point of view.
I'm leaving. I didn't tell any of them. I'm just gonna go. I'm going back to the real world. Special needs predator. I'm retarded as
Small...
But I could be a hero too.
Where are my glasses? Tristan, where's your cousin? Where's Luke? Where's Luke? Uh... Your cousins? Where'd your cousin go? Oh my guess. Luke's gotta work. He couldn't make it 10 minutes into the movie before he left for work. Shit, anyway. Don't blame him. Toxic propaganda. I will say one thing. I thought the movie was sick. Personally. I thought it was good. Yeah. A little retard with special needs, taking on the world. And we wish you the best of luck in your fight coming up, Marcel.
If anyone can take inspiration from this movie, you can. All you need is a female psychic and a love and compassion for nature and the things around you. And even you can show your father that you're worthy. Wait, wait, wait. Oh, wait, wait, wait. He's black, he doesn't know his father.
There's only one film better than that.
Wait, Napoleon.
- This is emperor of France, there's no pussy in Paris. - Why is he crying about his bitch all the time? - Well, it's game, it's game. - It's game. - Marcel is sick game. - Bro, I don't believe this. - He does. - I don't believe this. - He hit it to the end of the entire course. He hit the net. - Is that good? - Marcel is that good. Is that what you want to do? - He hits front of the Marcel. - I can't be good to the back. - No, you didn't. - He got it all the way to the back. He's the best. - One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Seven white people telling us about golf.
I was walking in the middle of the lake district, seven miles to the nearest golf course. I heard a whistling in my ear. I quickly turned and luckily my Aikido ninja grip grabbed the golf ball out of the air, but it was coming at such a speed that it would have crushed my skull if it hit me. And I vowed to get vengeance. So I hiked seven miles. It took me three hours. But when I got to the golf course, the only man left alive.
was Marcel. - What were the initials on the bowl?
M.M.
This name made a candy called M &M's and named it after Marcel's sick golfing style. Marcel,
show 'em. Show 'em. Show 'em. Show 'em. Show 'em.
Watch.
Probably not fair, that's it. Stand back, because the shot frame sometimes hurts.
All for this moment, mate.
This is not a game! This is not a game! I told you! Was that good? That was the best drive anyone's done all night. He walked up and he smoked it. That was Happy Gilmore. He hit it over the net. All night he's not hitting. He swatted and missed the ball twice. Andrew, Andrew, can you toss that?
Mars, you cannot, you can't swing again. You can't go and swing again.
After that, you have to walk away. Mr. Marcel, sorry. It's okay. Tristan, I believe you. Told you. I brought the bruise on my hand to this thing. I live with the pain.
Gentlemen, details of this event have been concealed from you on purpose. Nothing about what is going to happen should be known to any of you.
ever been put together in the entire history of the organization. You are going to be tested mentally, but more so than anything, you are going to be tested physically. You're going to understand exactly how this process gets started. I say get started because things are going to adapt and change as we go along. This is where you are going to live, eat shit for the next 48 hours. I welcome all of you to the Great Wall.
Ladies and gentlemen, holding a professional kickboxing record. It's too fucking late. You're fucking the wrong.
*Cheering*
I've got a Patek here, but like all of my watches, nearly all of them, I've covered it in diamonds. I know that's some kind of huge crime in the watch world, but you did say it was dorky, watch week. So all these nerds are going to be telling me about how I shouldn't cover my watches in diamonds and resale value and this other stuff for peasants. I don't sell my things. I buy my things. I keep my things. That's actually an absolutely beautiful watch. I know because I have one of those covered in diamonds. Of course.
It's the black in me. - Yeah. But by the best, Kakao. - Yeah. - If you're gonna do it, do it Kakao. - Yeah, I know. It's absolutely beautiful. I don't see why Iced Out watches are seen as a bad thing. I think it's absolutely gorgeous. So I like Iced Out watches. 99.9% of people, you walk through a shopping mall of normies and you're in an RM. Nobody cares. Nobody knows what it is. It could be entry level, it could be fake, it could be a toy, or it could be the most expensive one. Nobody cares. - Yeah.
Everyone's like, "Wow, that's a nice watch. That's a diamond watch. That's really nice."
But watch guys don't like this.
And they do like the RMs.
It doesn't make sense. Like, why? Who are you buying them for? Are you buying it to impress some fucking dude who's memorized a catalog? Who gives a shit?
You know, I buy it so that it blings in the club and all the women can see me like a beacon. I don't give a shit about plastic RMs. I was saying this the other day about how the world has changed. And I don't know if it's just crypto has made too many idiots rich. People who didn't deserve money. Obviously, it didn't make everyone rich, but some people have made rich. Or I don't know if it's OnlyFans making these silly girls rich. Or I don't know if it's too much exposure to social media. I don't know. But nobody cares about a Lambo anymore.
Like, nobody cares about Lambo at all. It means nothing.
If you want to show off, you either buy a Bugatti
or just get driven.
There's no point even buying the in-between cars now.
You know, like if I...
I have yes goes and Paganis and Bugatti's and all that stuff. And people stare at them like they used to stare at my Huracan.
My Huracan eight years ago got the same attention. People would come up, there'd be crowds, people would stand, look at it. Now you drive a Huracan in Romania, the poorest country in Europe.
- Yeah. - Nobody cares. Not just Dubai, the whole world no one cares. The world's getting harder and inflation's out of control and people are going poor, but at the same time, people seem to always have more money than pulling shit out, it's really weird. I was just trying to find something that could beat the 765. So I spent fucking $70 million and it turns out nothing could beat the 765, so that was a waste of money. I bought every Porsche, I bought SF, I bought everything, nothing could beat it. So what are my most expensive cars I have now? I obviously have the Bugatti. I have a new Bugatti coming, the Tour.
I've got Pagana Utopia, Hyurro BC. I've got three 812 comps, they're like 1.5 mil. - Three? - Three, yeah. Watapurta, which is two and a half mil. - No way, wow. - Yeah. - When did you get the Aapurta, recently? - When did I buy it? I was on house arrest, I've never driven in it. - Wow. - Bro, what are you doing in house arrest and jail? You're buying properties and...
That's what I made money, house arrest. There was nothing else to do but work. And then I felt like driving and I couldn't drive. So I was like, well, let me just buy cars. And then I finally got out of house arrest and had this plethora of cars I'd bought. And I was like, wow, I can't even drive this thing.
- Okay, stop when you go to Europe for two months, and you'll be back. - Absolutely. Absolutely. - It's a way to go, it's true. - Because New York and these places, I just feel like they're not what they were. You know better than me. Last time I was there, I was like, "Ah, the guys, I haven't chosen them." - I just can't because my family is here, but it's really my team. - You guys are doing some amazing things. I love all of your watches. I'll keep an eye on them. I already have too many watches, but I'm thinking all the time about buying some more. - Truly amazing. - What was that? Yeah, let's see that.
No, making me look bad. This is the latest one with future beers. Is that 7 million or something? No. It's 4.3. It's a reasonable one. It's cheap. Guys, we just pulled up. Shahab just pulled up with Tate. I mean, close the scene. Close the scene, guys. You were here first. I was, but it wasn't like this. Our entire mob just came with you guys. He's the guy. He's the guy. What the fuck?
We are at Watch Week. We met Jacob and co. Lots of amazing watches in there. I had to leave quickly. I would have bought them all. You already have every watch. You don't need to go to Watch Week when you have every watch already. You already completed the game. That's not technically true. I have multiples of every watch because Decot took them and I had to buy them all again from jail. So you have two of every watch. But do you have the Casio? Timex Casio I need to sort out.
watch was stolen by decal on my first arrest yeah and I ordered another one from the Iranian jail phone or another three thousand dollar watch I want my whole collection again it's been 1.5 million dollars when I got a jail on house arrest I was afraid they're gonna raid me again so I sent one of my friends to Dubai yeah pick up this watch and come back so I only had one watch in the house but at night I'd hide it in case the police came and one night I hit it and I forgot so I bought it for a third time and then I found the one that I lost so this watch actually I have two now at home the one I found and the third
So I have three of these. You want to know something we have in common? Deepak took both of our watches. There we go. I got mine back though. Yeah, I didn't get mine back. 39 minute round for Andrew's birthday. 3, 2, 1. If you organize to fight me on this face, I'll see what I can do. I fight anyone who has the belt. Watch me knock out Chase DeMoor live. That was shit. Please say it again. Threaten me. Blah, blah, blah. But say it in the way that people believe.