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I need to get rich. Get me some diamond chains. I promise everyone. I'm a jail phone. I want my watches back. Give me my watches again.
Do you see this Luke? I know where we are. Do you see this or not? I know where we are. That chain is too small for Andrew Tate. Guys this is bullshit. If I give you 10 guesses in a million years
You'd never work it out. This is stupid. It's tradition. No, but we could have delayed the tradition. Like a day, two days. Because I'm sick. It's an emergency. Oh, fuck, am I being sick? I don't give a fuck about you. You said it was a super emergency. It is. How is this not? This is an emergency. What? Good? Good. Survive the summer without getting your own hair. What am I going to do? I can't wear all these things. You've got any backup. It's the black in me that you need to get a big change. What's that? No, I don't.
- What's up, baby? - What's up, baby? - Are we both good? - Great. - Yeah, 'cause if you have one of these stones in a wedding ring, it's a big deal, right? No woman's getting a single one of these stones in any ring ever. - So if you basically work out that,
Most people would aspire to buy their wife a one to one and a half carat engagement ring. How many engagement rings I got? 86? 86, that's what 172, 260 carat. Oh my god. Back in the game. It looks super cool.
But it's ridiculous. You know, when I was growing up in Luton in a single mother council estate, I always thought, I need to get rich and get me some diamond chains. We are half black. I know. Would you like a fat diamond chain hook? No.
Are you sure? I'm sure. I was on house arrest. Look! I got all the diamonds. I was on house arrest with PTSD messaging him on WhatsApp. Buy diamonds, give me this. On the jail phone, I was like, I want my watches back. Give me my watches again. And then as new upgrades come out, they just
put them in the car. So as the new gearbox comes out, it's like Lego. So that's your car, and then the new gearbox comes out, they put the new gearbox in. So when I bought that Hyura BC,
there's been upgrades since. There's a new gearbox, a new clutch, all these new things. So you send your car, it comes back the same, but
- Obviously different. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Who's up? No one else is up there. - Do you charge for it?
- Yeah, it does charge loads. - Yeah, it does, they do charge. But the point is, as technology upgrades,
You're not stuck with an old car. You get to keep that car for the rest of your life. And they make all the parts. Which is cool. That's a good, it's super cool. So you buy your one Pagani, that's your Pagani. Oh, you're gonna take it all, so you can just change it. If there's any problem with the size in, they should all be sized to you. Yeah, cool. But if there's any issues, I've got the links. So just, I'll keep the links and then I can send the drivers you to change it. I think we can take one link out of this or not. Thank you very much.
Thank you, T. Good to see you, bro. As always. Nice.
In boxing, the better your balance, the better you'll be. Balance. So when you balance, get down. Get down. Get down. On the defensive end. Now watch this. I'm right here.
Hit me with a jab. Boom. Every time you want. Just hit me. Hit me. Forehand. Hit my forehand. See, I'm even running into it because I'm leaning forward. The biggest difference between MMA footwork and boxing footwork is night and day. The similarities is we both depend on our feet. MMA depend on theirs to kick. Boxers depend on theirs for balance and movement. So he's coming over to my genre, which is boxing. It's important for him to learn how to punch with balance.
to be made of metal because i don't think so i think a chain is simply an interlocking loop of connection of little loops little circles buying chain mail oh am i not you live in dubai what the fuck do you need chain mail for a motorcycle accident no i don't think they'd help there but you never know tristan you can never know for sure do they sell knives here here's one thing i do know there's kitchen knives if you get chain mail i will attempt to stab you the only stabbing
is if you buy chainmail in the first place. Because then I'm going to want to know if it works. So I'm going to be attacking you with increasingly sharp knives. I'll start a bit blunt, and we'll see how long until I break through. What are you going to do when I buy a full set of plate mail armor? Which is stab-proof, by the way. You wouldn't wear it. I wouldn't wear full plate mail in the Dubai desert. No, you bitch. You know, Luke, you question my resolve.
Maybe I would. Maybe I would wear full plate...
Trying to feel better, better, but I want this Never feel better, but I want this More like more like a more
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The way they panic. They shut up, they obey. I'm telling them. I'm gonna lie, that is scary. And I've never shot at them because I don't want them to be disappointed with how much it doesn't hurt. Shoot me, I'm curious. So the mystery fear, Tristan, it does nothing. I bought it from a gas station. It can't hurt. I just want to see if it hurts. I just want to see if it hurts or not.
They can't hurt. I know, but I want to see why everyone's so scared of them. Should be, I want to see.
Aaaaah! Bounty being chainmailed for - Aaaaah! Aaaaah,
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How dare you! Luke! I might be scared of that. Luke, help me! My own brother! That thing might hurt, but let's not leave him here. Quick! Quick! Alright, let's go. B1. I recall. This didn't take.
You want some...
Money? I-I'm hungry. If you're so hungry, why don't you get a job? Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you. *Grunts* *Grunts* Oh my god, Tristan, of course the Israelis had him killed.
Hey.
Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.
Tellers Men Tequila. On the rocks.
Sorry, we only served 1942 here.
You're a fucking ugly bitch! You look nice today. Don't wear that outfit again. Is that a raincoat? Yes, it is!
- Let's go.
Hey, Alex!
I believe it.
Great ass.
Goes out with that loser, Bailey Bolton. What a dork.
What do you really want to do with your life? Tristan, where are you going? I thought you were taking me to Dorsia tonight. I have to return some videotapes. That is a wonderful suit.
Don't tell me, don't tell me. Huntsman, Seville, Ro.
Your compliment was sufficient, Philip. Try getting a reservation at Dorcia now, you fucking stupid bastard!
So it's Halloween. It is Halloween. And you said we're going to a party tonight. Is this the type of party that people dress up?
I know your costume.
Don't say something stupid. You're Elmo. I'm not Elmo. You're Rhett. Are you sure? You don't think he's Elmo? He might be. Who are you? Wait, let me guess.
Big Bird. I knew he was going to say Big Bird. I'm just trying to work out who you are. I know who you two are. Bert and Ernie.
No, we're not, actually. I'm not. I'm actually dressing something else. I am Patrick Baker.
As you could obviously tell seeing as I've had a tie from 1994, specially ordered from a vintage store to match Patrick Bacon.
Patrick Bateman, I don't really see it. Why the fuck aren't you two dressed up? Is this the kind of party that people dress up in? I don't really see Patrick Bateman. Andrew, do people dress up at this party you've invited me to? Clearly, because I am dressed as Andrew Tate from Tate Confidential.
That's not a costume. It is. No, he really makes the part.
Do I look good? Yeah, it's really good. I'm Cousin Luke.
I've got my hat, iPhone. He's got the gorilla hat and everything. The name.
Anthony, you can't put yourself as yourself. Have you ever watched the Tate Confidential Series? Have you seen the show?
You can't dress up as yourself. That's the point of Halloween. No, but have you seen the show?
Yes, I've seen this show. Can I dress up as character of a show?
Not if you are the character. Admit our costumes are perfect.
I think it's 10 out of 10. Are you sure you're not helping me? Guys, why'd you bring me here? No, you guys have just been sitting. You're just sitting on the couch. Andrew. Exactly.
Andrew.
Why'd you bring me here? Hurry. Hurry. Yeah, but you guys are just sitting down. What are you doing? I'm just sitting down. That's what I mean. Happy Halloween. So we did your idea before you, and you're blaming us.
brought me here. Did you expect to have fun? I never told you anything. No, but I expected you guys to have fun. I told you we were going to a party. I never had you any fun.
Guys, this doesn't make sense. Why are we here? After this party, we're going to another party. Just to sit down? So, it's super surprising to me, but no one wanted to take pictures with me.
I think maybe it's because my costume's too good. I'm really surprised. No one will want to take pictures with me. - No one take pictures with Luke from Tiff confidential. - No, no one. - No a single person wanted a picture with Luke. - I was sitting in here. - From Tiff confidential. - Filming you guys having to do all these pictures. And I'm like.
His costume was so good that people just thought that he was an awesome cosplayer. Yeah. Who dressed as Luke. Makes sense. Makes sense. They thought I was just a normal guy. I mean, the gorilla hat looked very authentic. Everyone hates you. Everyone hates you, and that's why we don't want a photo of you. As a character, you're uninteresting and shit, and everyone hates you. You're not necessarily for the show, and they knew it was the real you, and they didn't give a fuck. No, that can't be it. No, I think you had it right.
They all knew who you were. They all kept whispering in my ear. Is that your cousin Luke? And then when I said yes. I don't want a photo with him. And then when I said yes, they went ugh and walked off. They say make sure even by accident in the background of someone else's photo, I am not in the same photo as him. That's what they would say. They came out to me and said anything it takes to make sure I don't get a photo with him. They didn't say that. Okay, so Andrew, I assume we're not going home. I know we're going to the next party. That was a fucking great time. We had so much fucking fun. You want to end it now, Elmo? I don't know, but I am. Well, tickle me.
Because we've just fucking begun. Guys. This rodeo has just started. You get on the bull, and I decide when I kick you off. The rodeo has just begun, cowboy. I'm already wasted. Did you see how much I consumed in there? Wait, guys. Look, did you see how much I consumed in that party? No, you ate cookies and snacks. You can't get wasted on cookies. Yeah. Can I? No. Did you see how many I ate, though? Listen, we're going to crank this party up to fucking level 11 off the charts. The chart only goes to 10.
- Well, we are with Luke, party animal of the world. - Exactly. - So, at least we have a mask on, to take us to all of the world. - I promise, I'm genuinely super excited.
- Kristen, isn't it a bit childish to be dressed up as Elmo?
- Why are we doing this? - I looked at the video of me as American Psycho, and I'm like, no steroids, 30 seconds. I look good, I feel good. I avoid sugars, I drink in moderation, I drink 20 coffees a day, I train every day. I feel amazing for 30 seconds. - Caffeine has no downside. - No, zero. - So there's no reason to not be pumping coffee. - Not just no downside, there's huge upsides.
Caffeine industrialized the world. Why do you think the British... Thank you very much. ...went to war with all these countries for tea and coffee?
You think it's because they wanted to be refreshed on the fucking note.
They're like, "This is it!" This is the miracle. Yeah. The industrial revolution was built on coffee and salt too. That's why salt was worth it. In a world where nobody had ever tried it, if you had one cup of tea or coffee with caffeine, you'd fucking... It's the first time people worked.
Shifts instead of following the sun. They industrialized the entire country. Coffee breaks were mandated. You had to
Coffee.
Coffee break was not them being nice. They said, no, there's a break for coffee. Drink it. Drink your drugs. Yo, hold the movie for Nigel Martel. Lazy Balin. Why don't you try and get all the videos on Rumble to be able to do this?
I'm training for a fucking fight. I don't even drink, bro.