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Shit! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! I'm a 26-hour flight to divide from you. I'm so fucking humble, and so fucking nice, and so fucking rich. Get your fear! Get your fear! Get your fear! Get your fear! Get your fear! Get your fear! Get your fear! Get your fear! The Matrix is afraid. They fired their biggest weapon at us. They looked at us and thought they have too much power, too much influence. Let's hit them with the most powerful weapon we have. Imagine shooting a man with your last bullet.
I'm amazed!
When I finished my fighting career, I became one of the most well-known people on the planet. Then I was incarcerated for four years by a foreign government for something I didn't do. About two weeks ago I was invited to Barbados to have a conversation with.
When that concluded, I got an invite here to Los Angeles, California. So currently, as it stands, I'm wearing a tuxedo at an underground fighting event for a Chinese billionaire. We fly around on private planes to the world's most exclusive events, while a large contingent of the earth tries to lock us up or kill us. It's a movie.
I want all tacos. I love tacos. They're probably going to be super good tacos.
I don't think you qualify. What do you mean qualify? How do I not qualify for tacos? There was a Spanish test before this. There was. And trust in you didn't qualify. Okay. Hola.
Listen. I don't think you all quite understand. These are going to be the best tacos ever, baby. I actually believe these are actually going to be the best tacos ever. Yeah, get everything. Get this soup. Get all this. I think we should get everything. Everyone wants to pee and walk off and leave one person to stand here. Yeah, you're going to stay on your own. I need to pee. I'm going to go get Chester's chicken on the run. Okay.
The tacos are going to be better.
I'm a pro taco on this day. - We're having flashbacks. Last time we were on this drive, you were dying. - I know, this time I'm not sick at all. - Dying. - Lou ate the Oreo and now you're sick. - I wouldn't poison you just to get good content laughing at you while you're poisoned. - Hello, can I have everything please? - Which tacos? - Oh, I want everything with-- - I think one of every taco. - Five chicken tacos, three chicken burritos, three beef burritos, and two chicken quesadillas please. - How was it? - Super good. - Yep.
I like your new hat by the way. I knew it was gonna be banging. But I'm still not sure about this hat. So...
No one has ever lost their money. They kick out and ban. No one ever come but they didn't ban. The whole place is built on the nose. I'd actually like to see the statistics of how many people leave Vegas and win over.
and spill their chips down the drain but besides that probability has nothing to do with it you just got feel it in there and you're feeling lucky it's not about probability it's about passion don't you feel lucky no don't they call you lucky luke here's a statistical certainty in gambling you can double or triple or quadruple or 100x your money you can 10 000 your money in gambling correct but you could only lose 100 you're more likely to simply lose all your life
upside is much more than you could possibly lose. We're in safe hands guys. We're in safe hands. Tell my children their financial future is secure. Win big. First spin. My first spin in Vegas. My first spin in Vegas. Look at this. Some would say I'm lucky. Others would say I'm handsome. Anyone who doesn't say one of those two things would say I'm rich and tall and sexy and funny and charismatic.
I'm getting all this money and finally leave that piece of shit loser brother of mine behind.
Finally, never see him again, never need him again. Call me, call me and ask to borrow money. Sorry I didn't answer, I was busy. You fucking suck. You suck. I'm the winner, you're out of here. There'll be nothing more but a footnote. And the chapters will join my super interesting life. Somewhere at the end I'll mention I had a brother and had to leave him behind. Then I went on the fucking slot.
I'm glad I got that. My first spin. Where's your loser cousin now? My first spin. Where's your cousin? Tristan, this is enough money for me to never speak to you ever again. It's enough for me to never speak to you ever again.
Wait. Okay.
- Fucking more? - You suck, bro. You fucking suck. Why did you do this? You fucking suck.
Where's your cousin? The first spin. We just rocked up to Vegas. That's first. Four grand off 50 bucks. All right, cash out is hit. Tristan, can you admit you suck? I suck. That was epic. Thank you. That was really good. I'm never talking to you again. I'm going to take this money with my four grand. I'm going to buy a private jet. I'm going to buy a new house. I'm going to buy a Lamborghini. I'm going to buy a yacht. I'm going to buy a coal-fool penthouse in Zimbabwe.
with you anymore. Private security to keep you away from me for the rest of my life. All with this bridge. Just four grand and my role. You are nothing. You're gone. You're history. Cash out. I always do have your own money, baby. I'm living with the gun too long. I've been struggling my whole life. Finally made it. First spin. Headed out. Never lost spin. I knew I wouldn't be in the ghetto forever. Are you handing over the money? Yeah, okay. I need my money.
You can't dance. This is reserved for winners only. - I'm casting out, sir. Are you casting out, baby? - Andrew, this is one of the coolest rooms.
I think I've ever seen.
and we've been to some really cool places.
Just a normal suite.
Andrew, it's not just a normal suite. This is super cool.
This is super cool. I want to take a look around. I want to see...
Just the...
the grandeur of what this room is. I'm a very famous millionaire. It's literally a normal hotel suite. It's not a normal hotel suite. This is the suite.
Can you show it to me?
You want me to show you that, don't?
- Yeah. - Sure, you know? - I'll show you, sure.
Sure, I have no work to do. I have nothing else better to do. I'll show you. Sure. Follow me. Yeah, sure.
wow whoa so this lamp is made of uh perspex which of course is more valuable than
diamonds, not many people know that, but this is a Perspex lamp. I think it's a one of one. It was made by the designer
Per speed.
perspicacious.
This mirror actually, if you look at it closely, bring the camera around, you can see in the mirror, there's actually a very handsome man in the mirror, which of course,
This art is from 1421. This is made by a monk.
who lived underground
and he was the only person to ever successfully live underground with no food or no water ever, but he did have a pen and paper. So he drew this and these are the last
scrollings of the underground monk in the dirt. But of course they're in my hotel room, because this is the best hotel suite ever. It totally, definitely matters. Wow, a toilet, you can piss. You got towels. Not many people know this, but towels are actually really useful for drying.
your hands, you got free soap.
What's that?
Nothing. And then, um, oh shit, look, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Little bird? It's a goldfish mass. A goldfish mass here.
That's nice. Ah, this painting is Shakespeare's
uh, fucking someone painted Shakespeare in his final act of defiance against the Mongol Empire before they chopped off his head, because that's how Shakespeare died. The Mongols got to London, they wanted to kill him and then he stood there in his final act of defiance. Obviously that art is worth 10 trillion dollars.
the underground
Monk art is worth 55 billion trillion, and this is worth a quadrillion dollars. This painting is called "Squares of White on Black".
which is really good. This is actually
Looks like paper mache or plaster cast, but it's not it's actually made of solid
Elephant Tusk.
And this is a chair and that's a cushion. That's a table for eating things, which I know is kind of cool. What will you eat? Well, luckily for us, we're here in the best suite in the world. So we have...
sour gummy bears.
or assorted gummy butterflies, or cheese crisps. We've got it all. Plus room service we can call. Crystal glasses of course.
What do we have here?
in the drawers and cupboards.
More things that of course I deserve. Oh no, it's just a sink. Time to have nothing. Oh, we've got a fridge here.
- So we've got booze and Fiji water. Ooh, what's nice? - Vinyl water.
This is Win Las Vegas Premium
Aga of fucking tequila or something I actually want to drink.
I don't drink alcohol because I'm a
Nice man. Got coffee machine up here and coffee pods.
Would you like a coffee? No, I'm good. That's my coffee time. I'm not gonna fucking meet you. No thanks.
War, ooh, what's this?
Asian rain air freshener. Oh, fuck. As if the suite wasn't already amazing.
We've got an iPad here that controls the TV and the lights. No remote for me, no brokey remote. No, look, it's an iPad, look.
Look at this, fucking iPad, I can choose the TV station, I can choose the channel, it's all right fucking here. And then what's in the mystery box?
Who fucking knows? It could be anything. The room already smells great, but it's gonna smell better. So let's open the mystery box.
and see what we have.
Smells delightful. We have nothing! What's it mean?
Nothing! Nice.
And this is a book of Japanese bullshit. So what's in this mystery box?
And then here we have, does that even open up? Ah, it's deceptive. - Nice, nice, delightful. - This is a statue of your mom.
But you know, real nigger, so she's here. Oh, I've got a plug, and I've got USB plugs over there as well. I can USB plug my phone and charge while I'm sitting at the table. It's really nice. This is a Bluetooth thing so I can play music, which is nice. You know, in my suite when I have a party with all my friends,
Because I have so many friends, I love everyone. Fucking I'm me, Mr. Social. This is my...
Here's my bedroom. I've got a TV. I've got vases.
Look in the mirror. It's that same handsome guy that you saw before.
So he's here, of course, and then we have the his and hers bathrooms.
because I have all my human trafficking victims to make sure that as unhappy as they are about being human trafficked, at least they get their own mirror, their own toilet, their own all those things. So that's nice.
We've got hairspray, shower caps. We've got it all. Body lotion. Would you like some body lotion? No, I'm good. Okay. Yes. And we've got, oh, bath. We're going to have a bath.
More free soap.
And that's the suite. So I hope you enjoyed the tour. Oh, back robes?
It's great, I hope you enjoyed the tour. If there's a little burden here, you're fucked.
It was your lucky day. Oh, it would have been the end of you.
So yeah, it's the best hotel suite in the fucking world. I feel so fucking happy to be here. It's super duper matters to me.
Hesodistic adaptation has not set in on me at all. I've only been rich for six years. I've only been in hotel suites.
all around the world for six years. Still, it's amazing to me. It's so cool. I'm not used to it. It's not standard everyday practice. It's amazing. I'm so, so glad to be in this hotel suite. It's fucking amazing. It's great. Are you happy now?
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So we're in Vegas, obviously it's Sin City, it's a crazy place, parties happen, whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, etc. But I'm actually genuinely concerned about Tristan's cousin and his smoking, gambling, and drinking habits. So we've been in Las Vegas for three whole days now, and I've not seen him gamble, I've not seen him drink, and I've barely seen you smoke. So I'm concerned about your habits, sir. It's not a concern, but life is about proportionality and balance, and there's only proportional or balance about zero.
If you're gonna go to extremes like this, you can't be trusted. You're part of this business and if you're gonna be extreme with anything you do, we're gonna have to cut you out. This is the extreme. Of course, zero is a pretty extreme number. Wouldn't you argue that's pretty much the most extreme thing you could do is nothing. Zero. Have a beer and a cigarette.
damn big fat cigar go to the table get 10 grand stand there smoke a cigar and throw the money around like it means nothing we're in vegas so what are you gonna do instead sit here go on my phone do some work have some fun with my cousins eat some chips you only have one cousin
- Great to meet you. Great to meet you. - Hey, hey, hey, hey! - Hey, hey! - Yes, yes, yes, yes!
- Hey, God bless you. - Hey, God bless you. - Hey, God bless, man. - Hey, God bless you. - Hey, God bless you. - Hey, God bless you. - Hey, God bless you. - Hey, God bless you. - Hey, God bless you. - Hey, God bless you. - Hey, God bless you. - Hey, God bless you. - Hey, God bless you. - Hey, God bless you. - Hey, God bless you. - Hey, God bless you. - Hey, God bless you. - Hey, God bless you. - Hey, God bless you. - Hey, God bless you. - Hey, God bless you.
- Everyone knows me, I'm the most loved man in the world.
It's like, "Oh." The media's so hard trying to paint a narrative like COVID, trying to pretend something's real that isn't real.
I'm super loved. Everyone loves me. And it's because I'm such a nice man. I'm so fucking humble and so fucking nice and so fucking rich. That's why. We spent four years in our house screaming at a podcast studio and people actually watched it. We spent four years of depression just.
screaming at a camera.
They're corrupt!
We get out. Yeah, shit, what those are babies did to you is wrong, man. Barman giving us free drinks. I'm like, wow, somebody from Las Vegas was listening. Wow, some random barber in Barbados was listening. And barbers was listening.
We're flying the right. I'm going to show Bailey the highlight. We're not flying the right. This is the highlight, Bailey. This is how you travel, traveling 101.
Well, let's... - Guys, on a very serious note, Tristan's cousin is such a fucking retard. Even though he has hundreds of millions of dollars, he won't buy anything. He won't even buy a nice comfortable flight. It's a 26 hour flight to Dubai from here. 26 hours. And he's such a fucking retard. Even though we offered to pay for it, he wants to fly... - Light work.
Light work.
Brandon
You're going to get too spoiled hanging around these two. You need to. Too spoiled. See you, dorks.
Come on, Bailey, let's go. - We'll see you on the other side. - Let's go, Bailey, come on. - Luke, it's you and me, friend. - So far, I'm very impressed with the systems. - Yeah, I've got the systems. I can carry things.
Can you show everybody what you've packed for the two-week trip that we've been on? Backpack full of books.
Full of books full books because I had too much space. So I was like, okay, what else am I gonna do? I'll be filled with books. So I got a bunch of books And I got this which is all my clothes Two weeks. Yeah, it's easy. It's easy when you can do laundry when you do laundry. It's easy easy easy Easy bro. This is full of stuff. It's full like eight socks eight underwear eight shirts. It's loads of stuff. Oh
There's a jacket in here. I'm not having worn one. No suitcase. No suitcase. No. Don't need any of that. Bailey, this is a pain in the ass. I see you lugging it around. That's a pain. That's part of the job. I can't. Yeah, I know it is. I'm just screwed. For me, I can just be like this. I can just walk around like this. Nice and easy. Hands growth free. Got my orange juice. Got my phone. It's easy. Got my receipt here. Got a nice pen.
You're such a dad. Yeah.
- Such a doubt. - I'm gonna go throw away my room key now, because I don't need this anymore.
And then we're gonna get our coffee. Yeah, airport gambling. Airport gambling. We're heading home. Yeah, exactly. Let's go get rich before you go ahead. You don't want to go home poor, do you? We're gonna miss our flight. Listen, we're first class. We're not like those other peasants. They wait for us. We're gonna be trillionaires. The chance of me losing is zero. Effectively zero. I've never lost a spin. My last spin as well. It's my last money. When I pull this off. I've never lost a spin. Do you guys understand? I have never lost a spin. That's the ticket
pay for basically i'm the fucking best i'm the slot check vegas is poor because of me and slosh all i've ever done is fucking so i'm holding bailey's camera because this is actually going to be hard for bailey i can tell oops i don't want to break this camera but i can tell that this is gonna be difficult for bailey because he has all these things he has to lug around and me i pack light
So for me, this is going to be smooth as sailing. But for Bailey, this is going to be rough. As we can see, Bailey has all these things and all these gadgets. Are you filming me, Luke? I am filming you. I already did a little monologue about how this adventure is actually going to just be rough on you. It's super rough. It's going to be a backpack. You're good to go. I know. I've got my backpack. I've got my duffel bag. I've got way too much stuff. I know you do. Way too much stuff. Yeah, this is rough for Bailey. This is rough for me. I can already tell. It already started rough.
the counter. He tried to put his check-in bag. She said it's too heavy. Bailey said, I'm rich. Can I pay for it? She said no. I said, please take my money. He said, please take my money. She said, no, I can't take your money. It's too heavy. So then we came here.
And then she came back and said, "Oh, actually I can take your money." And I said, "Thank you." You made my day. Yes. You know how much I've paid so far to get that luggage from Dallas, Texas to the Bahamas? Bahamas over here. I paid close to a thousand dollars just loading my luggage around. Nice. Why don't you just get two? We just keep country hopping and city hopping. Yeah. Instead of just going to Dubai. Luckily, someone in the group is able to be hands-free. Now, normally I don't like to keep both my hands full like Bailey has right now. He's holding the camera and doing that.
So Luke got my coffee. I had to get his coffee. This is actually really hard filming with one hand. I'm sure it is. What happened to you, baby? I've got the wrong identity. I need to go get the... I don't know. I mean, obviously... My new name is Justin Storlzwiger.
I don't know how to say that. Where's your flight? I'm going from Detroit to Syracuse. See you losers later. I guess they just don't put the good staff on the economy class check -in desks, do they? Did we have any problems? I need to go become... No, not a single one. Luke. Oh.
I'm not a single problem. I've been smooth sailing. I've been lugging him along, having to carry his coffee because his hands are full. I'm having a blast. We're group seven, Luke. Yep. It means we're last to board. I always board last. That means there's going to be no overhead bin space. That's fine. That means I can't put my camera equipment on. That means we're going to try to check in. That means it's going to get damaged. That means all of the footage that we took and captured over the course of this two-week trip is going to be lost.
travel hats what's your travel i don't know who this is what's your travel hike bailey i don't speak to other classes the high class i don't either we're in our own class yeah low class the hack is you got to tell them there's loads of lithium-ion batteries in this thing because apparently that's a big deal so if you tell them that which i will which i always do they freak out
crew, walker, whatever. That's my hack. So I anticipate that I'm gonna have to pull that move in the next few minutes. Tristan, I have loads of lithium ion batteries in all my bags. Oh, you're talking to me. You're right. No, I don't say that. Yeah, yeah, who are these guys? I forgot about that. Shoot me, Luke. This is our journey. This is our journey. I don't know about them. This is our journey.
Tristan, if you think I need some comfort plus, I can sit right here for 27 hours. I'm ready.
I don't know if you're ready, but I'm ready for a chair like this for 27 hours. I can't wait for my planes. I don't need to go comfort books.
See you peasants later. They don't realize that the secret is that we actually want to sit here as long as possible. Yeah. Because it's more comfortable in the plane. Much more. They think they're hitting us, but they're not.
allowed to take off. - We're gonna walk right past them. - We are. - Yeah.
Hold on, baby.
- Hey, Luke. - This has been easy. I've just been walking around, doing things, while you guys are getting your bags. - Luke, how was it? How was the first leg of the race? - It was easy. I mean, I just took a nap.
But you said we weren't going to sleep on the first leg of the road. Yeah, I decided to change my mind.
Ah, adaptable plan. Adaptable plan. It's like a power nap.
And now I'm away, 'cause now I've slept all day.
And I'm awake.
Then we'll be awake until we go on the flight. Then we'll sleep again.
- Seven hour layover. - Yep. - And then we just pass out?
Okay. Nice and easy.
What's the plan between now and then?
I'm thinking normally I would probably get a
airport.
That's what I would normally do. - For a long layover? - Yeah, 100%. - Are we gonna do that?
That's what I'd do. I'm not sure if they have one. I'm not sure how popular this airport is. No? I'm not sure. An airport hotel is an airport that is like two minutes away that you just walk into.
Say hello.
I'd like to stay the night. It's like $70.
You just stay there.
Hm.
It's a nice room.
- It's a nice room with a bed. - Or we could just pay you to go into the business lounge.
Take 20 bucks. Yeah, we could. I just don't know how the nicer business hotel lounge is. Emirates.
I have no idea if they have one of those here. They do. Let's go. Do you know? That's what the boys are going to check out right now. See? I wouldn't be surprised if they come back and realize, oh wait, this airport's shit and there's nothing here.
Yeah.
- First class gets us nothing extra. - So Tristan screwed everyone with the seven hour layover.
Well,
I might have an airport hotel. We're in this together. We're on the same team. We are on the same team, so we're not screwed, baby. Screw all these other guys. We get an airport hotel. We're not screwed. Screw Andrew. Screw Tristan. Look at him walking over here right now. The walk of the defeat. We hit that at the same time. That was funny. I pulled mine out. You pulled yours. We're only in this line because of you. Why me? If he's me, I can just check in. He can just go to the kiosk. I hit record because we were having a conversation off camera. Yeah, we were. Where you said that there's no difference between first class and economy. There's none.
but this, this I gotta draw. - There's no difference, Bailey. Bailey, there's basically no difference. I'm just gonna sleep, I'm gonna wake up, I'm gonna eat, then I'm gonna sleep, then I'm gonna wake up, and I'm gonna eat, then I'm gonna sleep, then I'm gonna be landed. That's what's gonna go down. That's what's gonna happen. - I've flown economy, I've flown first, I've flown, I've done all the flying, and there's no difference. - There's a big difference. - Bailey, you're gonna find out, this trip, right now, you're gonna realize, oh yeah, there's no difference at all. You're gonna come, you're gonna conclude, like me,
It's the exact same thing. The only difference is this line and that's because of you with this bag. It's not because of me. Luke and Bailey are all the way down there in the loser line. And of course here we are in the first class platinum line. Why did they do it to themselves? Dude, I know. Serious skates. Cheapskates man. Yeah I know, it's terrible. Look at these two losers. Hey Luke, Bailey. We're done checking in. What's taking you two so long?
first class oh there's a first class check straight in oh you don't first place oh that's a shame i was born in economy molded by it i don't remember the rest of the line i didn't know first class until i was already a man and by then it was nothing but bailey keeps burning me with his burgers he's fumbling around i need two hands and things i had to put the camera up i know so now i
because i can't carry around two two cases and a phone well me i just walk around and a camera just walk around with my things you do imagine needing the earth to help you carry your things bailey it couldn't be me imagine needing the earth oh let me hope your earth please help me please roll my things i saved two spaces brandon go take these two spaces i saved them for oh wait oh no sit wherever you want bro sorry we don't take off for three hours why are you sitting down we're going
down for 15 hours why don't you just stand up for a little while because i don't want to stand up that sounds horrible rather lay down just sit here just laugh how did people as rich as luke and bailey end up in economy class because for some reason luke thinks it's better so bailey had to go right now he's sitting on a hard bench with a bunch of brokies bailey i'm in my element i'm here all the time i'm in my element i've got my systems don't mess with my systems trying to tell
we sit here until they call people to go on so for three hours you're going to be right here yes and then we wait until everyone's on the line and we get on last see i like getting on last but this complicates things i don't you have a horrible system i've seen your system your system looks unappealing my system is chill this thing can stuff basically anything i can just stuff it in we're stuffed in loads of times i usually put both of them into operating department i always
sure that I have overhead bin space for all these cameras. If they get damaged, I'm screwed. So I always have to make sure that they're good. Yeah, couldn't be me, baby. Could not be me. I'm sorry. What did you try and do, baby? I tried to betray you. I know. You came down here. You said, sorry, I tried to betray you. And then you said, it's not my nature. And then you put the camera on. What happened? I tried to book a business ticket. I
- Thank you.
but everything's booked up there's none available he doesn't realize that we're basically already in business we're not we're basically in first class we're not it's something called economy they don't even have premium economy they have nothing available except for the seats that we have good that's fine good i like pricing can you tell me what seat you're in i wonder if we're in the same i don't know well let's check let me see what seat i'm in 32k 32j so we're definitely
together we're in this together even though you tried to leave me alone but to be honest i wouldn't mind if you left me alone baby because i genuinely like it i would do my same routine which i've already told you about which you saw me doing the first flight i'm gonna sleep if they serve food i'll wake up and i'll eat then i will sleep that if they serve food i'll wake up and eat then i will sleep maybe read a book drink a coffee and then we'll be landed
No movies? No movies. The movies are quite boring. Pasta. Don't even know what kind of pasta it is. Doesn't matter. It's free. Don't care. I'm not convinced this is better than what they're doing. It's 100% better. There's no way. I even got you a sandwich. Nice empty first class lounge. It's almost too empty. The acoustics feel off. You know, I can hear my voice echoing a bit too much as I eat my free pasta in the first class lounge. They said there's like four people upstairs and we're amongst the crowd. I've got a great chair. I've been
Bailey, I'm loving it. Bailey, there is no way. You're gonna watch their footage and their footage is gonna be shit. This is the highlight. I think if there were two more people in here, the acoustics would be better. It would be almost perfect if only there were two more people. So there's zero percent chance that you'll come up with me to the business lounge?
It's like 20 bucks.
Look who it is. Look who it is. Kristen skipping the line. Yeah. Andrew skipping the line. Skipping the line. That's it too.
Alright, Andrew kind of got us with the wave. I'll give him the wave. The wave was a good move on the way out. I'm telling Bailey we're going to have a blast because we're going to do the exact same thing they do. Sleep, eat, sleep, eat, read a book, maybe sleep, and then land. Simple, nice and easy.
I'll watch Interstellar because I actually want to watch that now. So we'll see. Maybe I'll watch a movie.
It's going to be fun, Bailey. No, it's not. Bailey, it's going to be 16 hours of blast. If they have Lord of the Rings, I'm happy. I'm watching the extended cut, the director's cut. I doubt they have that. They better. The last time I... I'm a picture fit. Last time I was on, they had Lord of the Rings 3, the last one, and it was okay. It was very much just okay. I didn't watch the first two, so... But I kind of get the gist of the plot. Okay. It was just okay.
We're about to see if the lithium-ion batteries work. Do I sleep or do I have caviar and a steak?
It's tricky. You know, because I could just nap. I could put this down to a bed or I could have a caviar and a steak. Or I could watch one of the entertaining movies. Or I could play video games. Well, it is a 16-hour flight, so we actually have time to get a good eight hours of sleep. Wake up, movie. I can have some champagne, some popcorn. Then a steak dinner. Then a breakfast. Four glasses of orange juice. Six espressos or croissant.
go you know exactly where have I seen this before oh yeah it might be in my Rolls Royce maybe we should um hang on mix it up a little bit what are they doing back in the car I know what you're looking for and you know what I'm looking for interstellar I doubt they're gonna have it I don't even know it's pretty popular sci-fi I tried to watch this tron thing for two seconds last time it was horrible
planes baby interstellar that's right so i give movies the way i judge movies is i give them five minutes of my time five minutes i think you guys a good amount of time so you can tell is this movie serious and does it have a like a serious thinker's plot is it not just garbage lord lord of the rings yes they have the whole trilogy i'm set oh i'm set i'm set is that what we're gonna do bailey i think that's the plan what if we watched it together i know but i'm actually much more interested in
be for one interstellar together and then we can do lord of the rings
We're gonna movie marathon today. We can movie marathon. I'm actually surprised. I don't know why they have so many movies. Look, they have all the Star Wars movies. Nah, that's okay. The old ones are good. The new ones are good. Yeah, well, they have all the Star Wars movies, it looks like.
How many times did we get up on that 16 hour flight? I got up once. You got up zero. Wait, you got up once? Yeah, you got up to the restroom. I didn't even feel it. Bailey didn't even get up.
I was kind of just enjoying myself. But Bailey was just here, passed out. A whole flight. 14, 15, 16 hours. I don't know what it was. Bailey was here. Just like that. Didn't move. Didn't move, didn't eat, didn't drink. I'm thirsty. I'm super thirsty now. I'm thirsty. And my legs. My legs are ready to get some blood flow. I'm sure. Real niggers do real niggers shit. I grabbed it by the neck and screamed in its face.
He's in jail. He's still locked up in his cage forever. I want two tigers in my house. If we put this up, they'll say Andrew's baby. I deserve all of them.