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That sounds fucking amazing! Smash someone over the head with this. They'll probably die. Or threaten him with violence. Listen bitch. Yeah!
So basically Tristan had to take his boots off through security. How did that feel? Look at that. How did it feel?
I strongly recommend you pick that up. I strongly recommend you pick that up.
price you're gonna pay the ultimate price i have leverage over you which is unseen and unknown to the world because in your haste but on your little boots after getting ordered you forgot your rolex
where's my laptop where's a bio laptop it's stolen get my laptop back in your bag because as you hastily put your boots back on you little you forgot that your rolex got swiped from the you're
You're a fucking nobody from security. You're a nobody. I stole your shit. You're a faggot. He's a faggot. He's the faggot of New York. Welcome to the faggot New York's Christmas. It's not even Christmas anymore. He still wants to go because he's so fucking gay.
All the beautiful pieces in there, huh? Welcome to New York. Thank you very much. Thank you. Oh, your brother's here. Nice to see you. Why did you decide watches? I've been designer since I'm 16 years old.
Designed jewelry first. Yeah and watches and me 26 years ago 2001 and launched my first watch Wow always had a dream to make my own watches and I did it's not easy to go to Switzerland and make watches Of course not especially if you're a foreigner coming to make watches. They don't like this. They don't like this. You know exactly Yeah, I don't have to tell you Andrew the watch guy Andrew has loads of watches I had to get the gold because I felt like it matched the color of my car Right this but this one is nicer. This one is nicer. My car is like other you've seen my goal
- Yeah. - This Godfather,
is 50 year anniversary. It's iconic music from the movie. And the words that says on the bar, that's all the words from the movie. We will offer furniture soon because we still have another year before you move in. You need furniture six months before. Yeah. So see this is the rendering. There's already furniture with swimming pool inside. The crown will be 100 meters high. You see the crown on top? Each one of those triangles are 12 meters each. We're doing super luxury this building. We're floor 96.
I hope. '94 or '96. Yeah, yeah, because the big apartments are up there.
Very high. We're only doing like 10 floors of them. Yeah, yeah. Thank you, sir. Thank you very much. Thank you. Look at the way they're put together in the pack. I had to get them custom-made because you can't buy shoes in a store that look like this anymore because they're considered old-fashioned. Bro, I see those at like JCPenney's all the time. Yeah, dude, those are... JCPenney's, Marshall's. They're probably still in stock. I guarantee you, I could probably go to Ross right now and get an identical pair for $20. Hongboy doesn't even know what JCPenney's is.
Now is the time. But nature in all her glory has named you her king. She has named you the king! King!
King! King! Name you the king!
The classes turned me to daddy war bucks. The stables for the Raris and Porsches. The fame was only getting me more buzzed. Some of my lovers turned lost ones. The pain was truly blurring my thoughts up. Why are we going to McDonald's on Times Square, T? I didn't tell you what to do. I asked why we're doing this. Scared of burgers. Yes and no. Can we at least go get some I Love New York gear? Sure. Yeah? Let's do it. I need to get you a fridge magnet. I can't wait. Thank you.
- I think you look alike. - Yeah, we do. - Thank you so much, have a great day. - Thank you. - Do you need Tristan? - He needs a fridge magnet. - Yeah, he does. - You know what Tristan would really like? - Snow globe. - A snow globe. Tristan, don't you always talk about how much you want a snow globe? - All the time. - That's all he talks about.
Smash someone over the head with this. They'd probably die.
You know? It's an essential. Can we get it please? Yeah, of course. Wait, we need to get Luke something. We need to get Luke a New York hat. We do. What hat would Luke like the most? Do any have gorillas on them? That's what I was looking for. I was looking for a New York gorilla hat. We're not going to rush this. We're going to find the hat. The hat? The hat.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We're actually getting somewhere. Are we? Is he NYPD? He might be NYPD. Is Luke fully NYPD now? Todd, Luke is the police department of New York City. And we're gonna make him wear this hat. We're threatening him with violence with the snowboard. Let me see. Let me see. If he doesn't wear the hat, we smash his head in. And as he bleeds out to death and leaves all his children and wife as orphans and widows, we could say he should have wore the hat. He should have worn the hat. For the Pagani.
What'd you get? You need it. Oh, now that's cool. That's sick. Good find, Brandon.
Dude. Yes. Nice. Teamwork. I don't buy my babies things. My babies are unclothed. Heavy ass. What? Yeah, I have all those babies. I can't buy all the baby clothes every fucking day, so I'm just like, fucking put them in a towel. Who cares? A baby. Is it possible to make a picture? Of course. It's good. Okay, I would love to. Let's do it.
That's so nice. Thank you guys. Alright guys, well I enjoyed Times Square. Thank you for bringing me to Times Square. Fucking awesome, bro. It is awesome. Totally worth the travel. Peak America. Worth a 20 hour flight. Bought myself a fridge magnet. And Luca hat. Can't wait to get back in the car and never come here ever again. We need to go find one of those dollar slice pizza places. You ever heard of those? So I can get 100 pieces. I only carry 100. Let's try that. There are these places in New York where they offer these big ass slices of pizza for a dollar. Do you have anything less than 100 on you? No.
I forget things cost less than $100, so I always have $100. Everyone loves you, by the way. I know. Everyone loves me. I'm one of the most loved people on the planet. Even in New York, there's no negative interactions. Everyone wants to take a picture. All the businesses are happy to have you. Everyone loves us. We're super loved. Everyone goes, "Oh no, they're just like, 'cause of Twitter." Twitter ain't real. It's all bots. We're the most loved people on the planet.
Be careful. Modern day, currently alive, currently breathing, more love than me.
I'm definitely more loved than Santa Claus.
Fuck that nigger.
Definitely more love than the Easter Bunny, fuck him. Tooth Fairy, she's a slut, sucked me off.
bruv.
I'm more loved than anyone.
I'm the most loved person ever on earth, ever. Ever.
bar none.
What do you think of someone who's more loved than you? Maybe Alfonso? - Christian. - That's it. Maybe. - Christian. - That's it. Besides that. - I like Alfonso more than you.
- Oh my god. I just love non-toxic men with long hair.
*music*
Sign it? Yes sign it! Alright let's do it!
Armando bro, Armando the barber
Top G plus Armando, top three. Thank you. Thank you. All right. Take a picture for everybody. Thank you. Let's do it. Let's get a picture. Let's do it. OK. Got it.
Cool. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you guys. We're gonna get in the heated swimming pool that is very, very warm. Heat indoor swimming pool, yeah. It's too cold.
Bro, that's not cold. It's fucking freezing. No. You're white.
And I don't see why I should have to. You know when you get in the war and you're cold for like a second and then your body gets used to it?
That second
is not something I want to do.
So I am not getting in and going, "Oh, I'm cold for a second. Ah, now I'm used to it." And put my head under and go, "Okay, now it's fine."
I could do that, but I'm not going to do it.
I'm not white, I don't like the cold, no.
This is bathtub work. This is okay.
Bro, that's bad, though. That's warmer than most coffees. I did not. I was not born to suffer.
I did not go through all the things I've gone through in my life to spend one second uncomfortably cold. Imagine thinking this is cool. And then getting out and going, "I feel good, I feel good." "Are you gay?" I'm not getting in and going, "Ah, it's a bit cold. Ah, okay, I'm all right now. I've ducked my head, okay." I could. If you pay me, I'll do it.
How much? What's your price?
10 jeans.
I'm tempted to transfer you 10 jeans right now. I'll get it. Just to get your ass in that pool. I'll get it for 10 grand. But I'm not being cold for anything less than 10 grand. Not even for a second. Let me go get my cup.
*music*
Andrew you draw attention everywhere you go. People are pretending to take selfies but they're really just pointing the camera at you. *music* We walked into the building and everyone's heads turn, all the workers are whispering, all the people in the restaurant are looking at you.
Infamous human traffickers.
Where are we? What are we doing? From Zuma for a meeting. Of course, none of this New York episode is going to make any sense because you can't film any of the meetings. I know, you keep telling me, Bailey, don't film, don't film. I'm not even filming on my fancy camera because it's not allowed in most places. Exactly. Exactly. So we're just going from place to place doing things you can't want to get out of. So you're surplus to requirements, sir. You have a new job.
I was just trying to trade it, the stocks that they moved, I believe the professor, I don't remember, the guy used to leave you know something like that. Yeah, I used to be in crypto with the shop, I don't remember, but I used to be in the house. I have to leave the house in my mouth, yeah. Respect your life. I'm worried about my health, my nicotine has been down.
So they're ready here to revitalize. Two a day? Only. Is that criminally low? Criminally low. Less than 50% of my normal intake. So we're ready to get that fixed. Alright, well what looks good on the menu? Unlock cigar snob, don't care. Do they all taste the same? Nicotine, please. Yeah, basically. I mean, it's just ass. Anyone who sits and pretends they taste different, it's the same people who pretend mine is vastly different. You're a faggot. Do you want to get drunk or not?
Are you thirsty? If you're thirsty, drink the wine. You want a cigar, smoke the cigar. I mean, you can tell the difference between a $1,000 cigar and a $1 cigar. But you can't tell the difference between a $50 cigar and a $400 cigar. They're all the fucking cigars. People who pretend they can are pretending they're cultural. You know why? You know why, Bailey? It's because they have the small penises. I like the suit, by the way. Thanks. It's Dior. It costs $12,000. But they wouldn't let me have a size 50 pants and a size 52 top because my upper body is so big.
much bigger than I loved one. They wouldn't just swap it out? They wouldn't swap it out. So I had to buy it twice. So I bought $24,000 with the suit. Then I gave the bigger pants to Tristan and the smaller jacket to Nike. I would have given it to you, but as I said earlier, we're not buddies. So this is a $24,000 deal. It's actually a Frankenstein mix of two suits of different sizes. 52 and 50. Correct. I'm ready to see it when you stand up. It's a little
dark in here but you know what i'll admire the suit when you stand up i can give this jacket to baby i can give it to you i didn't want your jacket anymore you didn't even have the chance to deny you didn't know the jacket was a thing you didn't know there was a whole big event nigel tristan and i do your suits all this happened we weren't even there not even as a cameraman you weren't there at all couldn't even film the event aren't welcome damn permitted
I came prepared. He's always been here. The buddies are all back together. I mean he basically is here because he never adds much to the conversation. What do you think of what he just said T? You could do a whole episode of Take Confidential just like this. You're a faggot.
Same is the same.
We've got huge things coming to the platform so keep your membership for at least a few more months because something big is going to happen and you're going to walk away. Oh will do bro I'm going to keep it in general. I appreciate it.
- Can I get a picture of that, sir? - Sure, sure. - You have your phone? - When I go to McDonald's, I don't see the real world students. But when I land in private jet airports, or I go to exclusive cigar lounges, I see students from the real world. - Wait, he's in the real world. - This is crazy, man. - He's in the real world, baby. - Nice. Nice. - You're 200,000 actual people out there. Which is telling me something very important. It's telling me what I already know. Students inside of the real world are making money. Because they're in all the money places. Have you noticed, we always run into students in the money places.
Every single time. We never run into them in the brokey places, only the money places. And if they had money, they wouldn't have joined the real world. So they had no money, joined the real world, then made money, then they go to the expensive places. And there's only five or six expensive places in every single city in the world. So when we go to every single city in the world, we go to the expensive places and we run into a student every single time.
No office, no boss, no degree required. Joining the real world has changed my life.
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- New York City is an important place in the world. Really important things happen here. Not just now, but also in the past. When you're in Dubai, you're looking at the future, but when you're in the West, you're looking at the past. And that's what I feel when I look around New York. I think, who erected the Statue of Liberty? Which person was there with his tools erecting it?
but it's an important beacon, perhaps one of the most well-known landmarks on the planet, which was erected to promise everybody fairness, equality, and justice. The only problem is that is a lie.
Take it from the man who just spent four years locked in his house for no reason. Nobody can promise you fairness or equality or justice.
What the Statue of Liberty is, is a promise that you can earn it for yourself.
You can earn equality and you can earn fairness and you can earn justice, but nobody's going to give it to you. Anyone who's been broke understands that there's no such thing as fairness in the legal system. And anyone who's been broke understands that they are not free. You're not free if you cannot pay your bills. You are poor. And then you get rich and you think, if I get rich, my life will be great. And you realize that even if you're rich, you don't escape the matrix. Buying a Lambo and a Rolex and walking around saying, I've escaped the matrix is stupid. You're still stuck.
to truly be free is to be yourself unapologetically, to do what you want to do, to think what you want to think and say what you want to say and be uninterested in the outcomes of doing exactly that. I'm here in New York in the beautiful sunshine after four years of unfair incarceration and I am no happier than I was in Romanian jail. I don't care. That's how I know I've escaped the matrix. This is the simulation. This isn't real. This is just renderings, graphics. I could be in Romanian
say what I want to say and I don't give a shit what happens. Either way, I'm prepared to suffer the consequences, both good or bad.
We shifted the Overton window when it mattered most. We're OGs. We're OGs of the Mafia. We grew up in the Mafia landscape where respect was shown to your enemy.
No wives, no kids.
You know?
And now there's these new fucking random ass Somali criminals. We're the old school Italian mob.
Who are these?
classless thugs.
walking around with blades robbing people's wallets. What happened to the real business we were in? You know, everything's changing now.
And I'm not sure I'm happy with this new world. Maybe it's time to retire from a life of crime and just take all of our money.
and just be like, you know what?
I did it when I knew how to do it.
I was the best there ever was. And the climate has changed. And now it's changed. I don't want to play anymore.
they weren't around when times were hard.
When cancel culture was real, when the bullets were flying,
Where the fuck were any of them?
because I remember it was just me and you.
I remember COVID.
when everyone shut their mouth, put on their mask, and stayed at home. And me and you were in Sweden, live streaming, kissing girls in nightclubs, and losing our fucking accounts for the privilege. Tristan. It was us. As.
Herodotus. Is that the right word? Is that how you say it? Herodotus? What did Herodotus once say? Herodotus once said, "Real niggers do real nigger shit." I think that may have been Thucydides.
Tristan, I still want to fight.
I'm a fighter. I still want to fight. I'm not doomin' and I'm not gloomin'. I don't give a shit about the haters. Don't give a fuck about none of that.
I want to fight.
but I need an enemy.
Someone needs to show me who my fucking enemy is. I don't know anymore.
Because it's all confusing.
It's all conflated.
I don't know who my enemy is. That's the best way I feel to just
gribe
I wake up in the morning.
There's a black cloud hanging over humanity. There's some negative energy in the air. There are orgones which are less than positive, and my body is accidentally absorbing them. And I'm like, something is wrong.
There is a mass deception. Something is happening.
Who do I attack? Who do I fight? Who do I kill? But it's this large
conglomerate. It's this blob. There's no individual person. There's no individual
ideology
Everyone thinks it's this one ideology, it's not that simple.
And if you actually look into it, you realize that the whole thing's fucked.
I don't know who my exact enemy is anymore.
and every time you think you work it out if you do a little bit of research you go oh okay well nuance
here
A shade of grey there.
Oh, with the good guys here over here on the good team, they're also doing the same shit.
on the same fucking island.
So it's like, if I don't know who my enemy is, why am I firing bullets?
Am I a fool?
to be firing random bullets when I don't know exactly where my enemy is. Perhaps I should sit down, regroup,
take all of my money.
go to my yacht
vanish for a year or two and like Batman reappear when I know I'm leaving. Anyway, Turkish hoes, let's fuck you. Hey girl, straight to jail. Big John Chinaman, thanks very much.