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You promised me we had a star on this boardwalk.
No one knows who these fucking people are anyway.
I don't have to act.
You're a fashion op-up.
I'm a celebrity. Fuck off.
So I prefer to have a star.
We're going to get a Tate Brothers star.
You know what? I don't have an SVJ in my car.
It's the one car I do not have.
Why? Why?
I drove it in Miami. I was really impressed.
I saw the videos. You liked it, right?
Yeah, great car.
That one had an exhaust as well.
So how'd you get this?
How'd you get it, Gordon?
Uh...
Take your risk, talk howdy money.
Listen to all my videos, huh?
That's right.
Yeah, listen to you.
Good.
Good.
We got you soon, huh?
We got you soon.
That's nice.
What's the next step?
Me?
I've got every single car.
But if I had to tell you the best car.
I've had 765.
765's great.
You love that.
All of your videos are you talking about.
It's the fastest.
The SVJ is an amazing car.
It's hard to be.
Ellie's a vibe.
Only speak to me through my PRH.
All right, Tristan, he told me I can't speak to him unless I go through his PR agent, so that's why I'm coming to you.
I'm a celebrity, fuck off.
People know you everywhere.
We pulled up to the hotel and some guy said he bought an SVJ because you changed his life.
Of course, I'm a celebrity.
I know, but that happens everywhere.
It happened in Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Hong Kong, it happens everywhere.
Hong Kong, Vegas, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Beverly Hills.
Fucking A-list celebrity, I'm gonna let it get to my head.
Where's my Starburst?
No yellows.
Bring me a yellow, I'll fucking murder you and your family.
I'm a celebrity.
I'm a fucking celebrity.
S-tier.
I'm super duper famous.
Where else did I get swarmed?
Oh yeah, Dubai.
Everywhere.
It must have been when I was getting out my Pagani.
Oh, when I was getting out my Bugatti.
Sorry, mistake.
Or maybe I got swarmed by police in my Yesco when I was driving around for Romania.
That fucking dog.
We got a mania, we got a mania.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck off.
Anyway, here's my Swedish supercar.
I don't listen to your speeding laws.
Suck it.
A-list.
Welcome to Hollywood, baby.
Everyone's coming up to me.
Hey, do you want to be in a movie?
Do you want to be an actor?
I'm top-chain, okay?
I don't have to act.
My life is a movie.
I am James Bond.
I got the women.
I got the money.
I got the cars.
I fly around the world.
I meet all the bad guys.
Police are after me.
Government's trying to kill me.
I am James Bond.
I don't have to act.
Oh, man.
Mmm.
Whoa!
Oh!
I like that. Everyone told me LA was dead.
But I like LA.
Yeah, I love it. I love LA.
I know Gavin Newsom's son is a fan of mine.
I saw Gavin Newsom's wife complaining about it.
So maybe I need to go hang out with Gavin Newsom's son, you know?
So teach them a few things about being a man.
Nice.
You know, that won't get me in trouble.
I love L.A.
I mean, I know that Gavin's fucked up California and everything, but L.A.'s nice.
Everyone's saying, oh, you're going to hate L.A.
You know what?
Maybe for most people, Miami's more accessible.
There's more to do.
Anyone can rock up and have fun.
And they're like, L.A.'s all just private parties and nothing's really going on.
Yeah, for you people, I'm fucking A-list.
I'm S-tier.
I'm Hollywood, baby.
I'm famous.
I can't walk down Rodeo Drive without the paparazzi and the cameras.
Bro, this is where I belong.
I'm a fucking star.
I love it here.
I might move here.
How much is a mansion here?
50, 60, 70, 80?
Chump change.
I might have to move to LA.
Might move to LA.
Might become an actor.
You know?
Might start singing.
Top G productions.
Nice.
You know?
I really like LA.
I'm pleasantly surprised.
It's not often I'm pleasantly surprised.
A pessimist like I.
But, you know, all in all, it's a great place.
Heard it's a bit dangerous, but my life's dangerous.
I'm a superstar.
It's no big deal.
I've decided to finally let the fame get to me.
Because, you know, like, I've been so humble for so long.
I'm so down to earth.
We already talked about how I'm the most humble man in the world when I was in my Pagani.
And now I'm driving around the McLaren 765 in Beverly Hills.
I've decided I'm going to let the fame get to me now.
You know, I'm going to ask my assistant for Starburst with no yellows.
And if I find a yellow in the packet,
I gonna smash up my dressing room You know and fire her It gonna be me I said no yellows I a star I going to start making really weird requests for things I want
I want coffee with no water.
No water.
And be like, oh, what does that mean?
Make me a coffee, no water.
And they're going to panic and they're going to scurry off and start asking other people.
Andrew's getting mad.
He wants coffee with no water.
What's he talking about?
What's he talking about?
Get him something quickly.
He gets angry.
Because all my assistants are paid like $3 million a year.
and they need their jobs.
And I keep asking for nonsensical things
because I'm going to let the fame get to my head.
I'm going to fully absorb the fact
that I'm the most well-known person on the planet.
I get more recognized down the street in LA
than any of the actors.
Hollywood is dead.
I am the A-list, me.
I'm the most well-known person on the planet
from Uzbekistan to Rodeo Drive.
They know me, Top G.
The fame is going to get to me.
I'm going to absorb it all and I'm going to love it.
I'm going to be mega, mega, completely unreasonable.
I'm tired of being humble.
Bailey, I've been humble all this time.
I've been a nice guy.
I've been like, you know, I'm just a normal guy.
I used to say, I'm just a poor guy with lots of money.
I'm not a rich guy.
I'm just like you.
I just made it.
Nah, not anymore.
I'm nothing like you peasants.
I'm nothing like you people.
No one knows who the fuck you are.
No one knows who you are.
Everyone knows who I am.
Everyone.
Fame's going to get to me.
I'm going to get inside of my bones, inside of my blood.
When people talk to me, I'll be like,
you know you're talking to? Excuse me, bitch. I'm A-list. What do you mean I have to see my kids?
I'm a celebrity. Don't nag my phone. You can't nag an A-listers WhatsApp. You don't get just
WhatsApp. Where are you? You've been away for months. Come see your child. You don't get to
do that to A-listers. I'm an A-lister. I'm a fucking celebrity. You can't. How many other
celebrities are you talking to? None. Excuse me. Sorry. I'm a star. Oh, you want me to see my
children you'll have to contact my PR company to go through my agent I'm busy
Tristan I got a surprise for you now we're free from the unjust persecution you know now we're free
from the matrix and we managed to escape using our masterful Aikido remember we sat there on the
emergency meetings unfazed by the bullets used our Aikido we broke free from the matrix's claws it
Turns out, we're now not only international celebrities,
not only S tier most well people on the planet but they decided to give us a Hollywood star They didn know They have They making that Well they gave fucking James Nenderlander
Who the fuck is that?
Who's James Nenderlander?
Listen, if you don't know who Eddie Fisher is, am I more famous than James Nenderlander?
I don't know who is this guy.
Do you know who I am?
I know you.
My G, so I deserve a star.
This is what I'm saying.
Me too.
We're my Hollywood fucker.
I want to ask for a star, but who is the owner of this world?
I don't know.
We're going to find it.
We're going to get a Tate Brothers star.
But, you know, we'll have it as Tate Brothers,
but then I'm thinking, really, it should actually just be me, Andrew Tate.
So what we'll do is we'll put Tate Brothers down so you feel happy for a day.
Then we'll tear it up and get rid of that.
Then we'll put Andrew Tate.
Who the fuck is Sarah Brightman?
I don't know.
But if I never have to go to Hollywood again, I'll be pretty happy with that.
Hi, friend.
Got any cash for the crackhead?
Yeah.
Yeah, get the crackhead some cash.
You need to get some crack.
Stop being a piece of shit person.
Yeah, bro.
God bless you, man.
I'm good at that.
You're rich as fuck.
Give him some crack.
What's wrong with you?
This is why you don't get a Hollywood star.
So basically, what I'm also thinking of doing is tearing up everyone's star and putting them all with me.
Andrew Tate, Andrew Tate, Andrew Tate.
Because no one knows who these fucking people are anyway.
Who the fuck is Anthony Quinn?
I don't know who that is.
I mean, these people might be nice people.
If I've watched your movies, I'm sorry.
I just don't recognize the name. Jerome Cohen, Andrew Tate, Andrew Tate, Andrew Tate, Andrew Tate.
Maybe after we do a hundred stars of Andrew Tate, we can do one star of Tristan. I'm not talking to you.
Why am I in Hollywood? It's a shithole. We're here to find our star. They've actually already
given it to us. This is just the prelude to the big reveal of the Hollywood star.
Who is Kirk Douglas?
Ah, Kirk Douglas?
Who's that?
Spartacus.
Michael Douglas' dad.
He deserves a star.
I am Spartacus.
You know Kirk Douglas?
Who the fuck's Kirk Douglas?
You don't know the movie Spartacus.
Yeah, I know Spartacus.
I am Spartacus.
That's who Kirk Douglas is?
That's Kirk Douglas.
He's Michael Douglas' father.
All right, he can keep his star.
He can keep his star.
But all the others have to change.
Spartacus can keep his.
All the others have to be entertained.
Absolutely.
So anyway, where's our star that you promised me?
Are you mentally handicapped?
You brought me here and promised me a star.
I don't think I did.
I think you might be mentally handicapped.
I think you might be retarded.
You promised me a star, you piece of shit.
You brought me here amongst the crackheads.
My security team are currently dealing with a threat because of you.
You promised me we had a star on this boardwalk.
You said we escaped the Matrix and that the whole thing is about me
and you're going to take me here and give me a surprise.
Where the fuck is my star?
they said it. Too sharp for the lies they told. Andrew, admit I'm the most comfortable man in the
entire world. In the entire world, if you were to audit every single person and their comfort levels,
mine would be max. Highest ever been. High score. High score in comfort. Do you ever think about the
fate of your childhood toys, Luke? No. So once they gave you absolute comfort in an uncertain world,
now you've just abandoned them. You don't think about them at all? You've never considered what
happened to them? I mean they probably were given to charity or thrown away. That's right, just given
away to somebody else. You don't give a fuck do you? Do you care about your childhood toys? There's a lot
of reasons why you're a piece of shit. As I sit here in this Beverly Hills mansion, I think I may
have just discovered another. Do you ever think back and consider all of the emotional support that
was provided by the once invaluable imaginary friends you knew? Or have you just forgotten
them to the fucking sands of time like the absolute piece of shit you are? There's many
reasons I hate you. But every time I think I've reached the pinnacle, I think, you know what,
Andrew, the list is long enough. You don't need any other reason to hate Luke. You sit here by the
pool, you're trying to have a nice conversation, you ask him a perfectly normal question. What
happened to your childhood toys? He doesn't give a fuck. Doesn't give a fuck about anything
and anyone but himself. Luke. Bailey, this is stupid and you know it's stupid. I know exactly
where my childhood toys are.
All right, what happened to your imaginary friends?
Now, that's one of your business.
I actually think you need some social training.
I think you need to learn how to get along with people.
You need to learn how to become a better person,
you know, interactions.
Because you're such a fucking horrible, nasty,
selfish, hubristic, narcissistic dickhead,
that I think the best thing I could possibly do
for humanity is force you to interact with others.
Because we have this big, beautiful house in Beverly Hills,
I think what you need, Luke,
for the betterment of humanity and of yourself is a party.
Yeah.
I agree.
Yeah.
I don't need a party.
I interact fine If you had remembered your childhood toys what was about to happen would have been different than what is going to happen What is going to happen is that we going to take this pool in this big beautiful house we going to fill it with important a like myself you know like you wouldn
get this celebrities a bunch of beautiful women who want to be around celebrities are going to do
all of it at you to teach you a lesson for being a piece of shit nice and you're gonna have to talk
to everyone. Every single person who comes in this house, you have to at least speak to once.
You have to go up and say, hello, my name is Luke. I'm not a piece of shit. You have to come up with
some bullshit personality, some fucking cover story, and you're going to have to do it. Because
tonight, because of what you have done to all of the imaginary friends which once consoled you,
we have to have a party here. The largest party Beverly Hills has ever seen. That's what we have
to do because of pieces of shit like you. I would have just stayed here with my cigar. I would have
just relaxed with my hundreds of millions of dollars and my cigar. I would have done nothing.
I would have had a nice calm day, took a little swim, made some more money, call my kids on
FaceTime nice and easy. Now I have to be surrounded by a bunch of fucking beautiful big booty cuties
because of you and your piece of shit personality. You know, I am tired of constantly covering for
the negative PR you bring this group, the brand damage that you bring this group with your shit
personality and your terrible online jokes. I am tired of an MSM constantly printing about what a
piece of shit you are. Lays there bragging about how comfortable he is with not a single concern
for the very fucking people who made him. His toys and his imaginary friends. He didn't give a fuck.
What if your imaginary friend is currently going through a difficult time? You haven't even reached
out. He could be in an IRS audit. He could be in jail. He could have just got a divorce. You don't
even know, do you? Ask him. Ask your imaginary friend how he's doing. For the first time in
fucking 20 years here on camera, ask your imaginary friend how he is.
He'd be imaginary.
Ask him how he is.
He's great.
Ask him how he is.
You haven't asked.
Just ask him.
I did.
I asked him.
No, you didn't.
Look.
We're all listening.
We're all listening.
Ask your imaginary friend how he is.
I asked him in my mind.
Doesn't count, does it?
We all know it doesn't count.
We said imaginary friends.
No, it doesn't count.
We never said he was psychic.
We said he was imaginary.
My imaginary friend.
Now ask him or deal with the consequence of the party I'm gonna have to throw in your fucking face
I'm done. I'm gonna go back into my peace zone. We're gonna regret this without this bullshit
You gonna regret this Where else have we been It was just like this It was like on the hilltop I remember we making hilltop jokes Because we on the hilltop Yeah but we weren in Jamaica with the AK It wasn that kind of hilltop It was Cannes with the supermodels before I got arrested We here for Cannes Film Festival We also going to show
it to stay confidential to talk to you. So the hilltop's not that secure. Why would I stay here?
There's a bunch of loobies and millions of dollars. I remember. It was a fun time. How many did I
jizz in? I'm not sure but it kind of looks the same. You know? Seems like rich people like living
up high. We've got a pool down here. Are there any girls by the pool? Not yet. Wonder if there's
baddies in LA. Of course there's baddies in LA. I want to be an actress. I'm actually really famous.
I'm one of the most famous men alive. My name's Top G. S tier. Yeah, S tier. You can be famous.
In fact, I'm going to make you an actress in this really well-known TV show called Take
Confidential. Nice. Do you want to be in Take Confidential? Oh my God, what's my remuneration?
A woman would never say remuneration.
How much am I getting paid?
Shut up.
Ladies, line up.
This is stupid.
Yeah?
Where the fuck are you?
What do you mean?
Last night, there was stakes.
And because I'm such a nice person,
even though you forgot about your imaginary friends.
I tried to find you to give you a stake,
but then I realized there was about 20 women around,
and of course you're afraid of girls,
so I couldn't find you, so I assumed you were asleep.
And now it's the next day, and I can't see you anywhere.
I left.
You left to go where?
I left L.A.
I left to go to the real world office.
I'm with the developers.
You left the party full of women
to go to the real world development office.
Yes, exactly.
So you've flown on a plane?
Correct. Correct. Yes.
What else was I supposed to do right here?
You were supposed to have a steak and talk to the fucking women
and apologize for ignoring your imaginary friends.
You're not supposed to fuck off to the office like a dork in the middle of the night.
My imaginary friends told me to leave.
Your imaginary friends did not tell you to leave the party.
He did. He told me to leave. He said, you know why?
You know the worst thing about what you've done?
I can't even fire you because you've gone to work, but I can hate you.
We need to do something about Tristan's fucking cousin.
It's your mate.
It's your mate.
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I bet you wish you did, but you didn't.
The second best time you could possibly start is today.
You're never going to make money out there in the real world.
It's just impossible now.
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and there is one place on the planet that is prepared to teach you.
It is called the real world.
Same guys doubting me, wanna tap them down.
I was studying moves while they're chasing clouds.
Well, obviously, I'm an A-list celebrity.
That's been proven when I was in Los Angeles, Beverly Hills.
Everyone ran up to me, S-tier.
I beat the living shit out of my assistant because of the yellow starburst.
I was smashing her face.
I said no yellows.
I said no yellows.
I let the fame get to my head.
And then I was busy schmoozing because it's the Milken Conference.
So all the most important and powerful people in the world, the CEOs, the finance ministers,
I was there at Milken, at the conference schmoozing.
I know you've never heard of Milken. Don't worry about it. It's just the people you vote for who
are in charge of your life, who ignore everything you want. Yeah, we all get in a big group,
us powerful people, us well-known celebrities, us rich people. We all get in a big group and we all
talk and you're not invited. So I was at the Milken conference and I was doing really important
things like schmoozing with the world elites and planning how I can get hundreds of millions more
dollars without paying any tax or, you know, going to work or any of that crap that peasants do.
And then we decided to have a small house party because there was a female nearby.
Tristan's cousin ran away to the real world office
like a baby because he's scared of girls
to sit with the professors and help the students.
So now we have to go track him down.
So I got a jet out of LA.
I stopped my schmoozing.
I stopped being an A-list celebrity.
My assistant is in hospital recovering
because of the yellow starburst.
And we've had to fly to the real world office to find
tristan's cousin that can't be why we're on the jet we can't just be booking pjs all the way across
the country to go hunt down of course we have to find down we have to find tristan's cousin
how much is something like this you can't just drop however much this costs to go find him 60 70
grand wait this pj costs 60 70 grand of course it's a private plane hello we got our own pilot
want cigar i'm good thank you sure what about 60 grand for a one-way flight cheddar goldfish
Beef jerky?
Andrew, most people don't even make that in a year.
I'm an M's.
I wanna ride, mmm, I wanna ride
Touchdown smooth than before
My name is Andrew.
No borders, no lines
Just love every time
No matter the size
They fill my heart
Love everywhere I go
Every city every world They don need to know They just fill my soul Love everywhere I go from the highs to the lows
Same light that I show, comes back to you for me
Goodbye sky, I'm with the gold ocean
Still the same when I cross that
Different faces, but the same respect
Same energy, I reflect
Brother with me, yeah, we need better
Every country we live still
No matter the place, no matter the zone
I step one time, they already know
It ain't worse the way I move
It ain't worse the way I prove
Real world, see, they don't need no show
That's why the love just grows and grows
Love everywhere I go
I thought we were going to New York City
We are in New York City, we're in the Bronx
I'm here to find my homies, Joe Smooth and Bobby Womack.
We're going to start a corner gang.
I don't know who those people are, and I don't know who the corner gang is.
Of course you don't know my homies.
My homies are real.
They're from the hood, from the block.
J-Lo would beat the living fuck out of you.
You don't have a clue about what life's like here in the ghetto.
When's the last time you were held up in a stick-up?
Never.
Not my style.
Exactly.
of walking around with your fucking camera.
No one even took it from you.
Yeah, I'm super security conscious right now filming.
Listen, don't worry about it.
The Bronx.
Me and my homies, we got it.
This is our block.
This is our block.
I'm Top G.
We're here in the Bronx.
Me and my homies.
We got the block on lock.
The block on lock.
The block's on lock.
Everyone around here knows me.
Trust me.
Everyone knows me.
Everyone knows me.
I'm Top G.
You know me.
People are looking.
Because they know me.
This is my...
If I was in England, I'd say these are my ends.
But I'm in America, so I'll say this is my hood.
You know?
This is my hood.
We're in the Bronx.
I know you, little fucking baby bolting.
Oh, let's go to Manhattan and drink $15 coffees.
Oh, I had a sandwich for $400.
Let me sit around here and charge my cameras in the Waldorf Astoria That the life you want to live But people like me this is where we from Just because I made it out doesn mean I won come back Just because I a billionaire doesn mean I don like to remember where I originally from
The hood.
We're here in Bronx.
I'm going to go see my boys in Harlem.
We're going to go do it.
I'm going to get my corner gang put together.
I've lived enough life.
I've been a super A-lister in Beverly Hills.
I beat the living fuck out of my assistant over the Starburst.
I got a Bugatti in Dubai, flying private jets, went to Romanian jail.
I've done everything.
Now it's time to reconstitute my corner gang.
No, you can't go to the bottom.
I'm going to reconstitute my corner gang.
My gang in Luton of Marcel and Nigel.
We're going to fly them over.
We're going to find some local guys.
We're going to reconstitute our corner gang with Jay Smooth.
Who's Jay Smooth?
No, Joe Smooth.
Sorry.
Joe Smooth.
I forgot his name.
and J-Lo.
And we're going to get back on the street and we're going to sell Fenn.
No, no, I can't put this in TC.
Why?
I just can't.
They're never going to put me in jail anyway.
I mean, I'm going to fucking sell Fenn.
He doesn't mean it.
You can't mean it.
I'm in the Bronx.
I don't really have a point of reference of what the Bronx is like.
It's just a bunch of liquor stores.
Don't you go through life sometimes, like, just with your window down,
just kind of hoping you get shot?
No.
Don't you ever just, like, look out the window going,
just someone
just shoot me
you know
no I don't
a little bit
you must sometimes
just think you know
just fucking
now's the time
just shoot me
I have a good target
you can't be a target
I thought your homies
were here
yeah my homies
are preventing it
from happening
that's why I had it
sometimes I do
think about it
like you know
just like fucking
just do it
you know this is nice
we're actually kind of
in a nice neighborhood
now I like this
yes G
my homie
stop stop stop
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
How you doing, bro?
He's good, he's good, he's good, he's good, he's good.
You good?
Dude, I love you so much.
You're the man, bro, you good?
Yeah, perfect, bro.
I watch your videos all the time,
you give me so much, like, oh my God,
you just keep me going, bro.
I have, yo, I love you.
the man, G. See you soon. Take care, man. See ya.
Me and my homies run the Bronx, I told you. You're not lying. We got this. Right now let's go to Harlem.
Jerk chicken.
In Harlem.
This is the best looking food I've seen since I've gone to America bro.
Oh yeah man.
Yeah.
I'm staying in Manhattan, the food's better here.
Yeah.
I got it.
I got it.
I'm gonna buy it from her and I'll have one or something.
You're very welcome.
I got your brother.
Thank you.
Best food in Harlem?
I was driving past and I knew it.
It's going to be the best food in America.
You got it, man.
Yeah, I need sauce.
The lady says I need sauce.
You know, if you don't listen to women, you know what happens, bro.
Yes, sir.
They get mad.
Yeah.
And it looks banging.
I'm not going to lie.
You like some bread with it?
It looks...
Yeah, sure.
That's great.
I get it every day.
Every single day.
Yeah?
My train is over.
I get it every single day.
I was just driving past.
I'm on my way back to work.
And I was like, I bet the food there is great.
No, it's awesome.
Awesome with the brand with the rice and cheese.
It's great.
Amazing.
You're the man, bro.
Yes, sir.
Here's $100 feed.
Give her what she wants and feed this lady here as well.
Oh, thank you.
You're the man.
Appreciate it.
Appreciate it.
Have a blessed day.
Enjoy.
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
All right.
Let's see.
Looks banging.
Drop provides.
Most high.
You wouldn't know because you're Babylon.
Bombo Clark?
No.
People like you literally are Babylon.
Little rule followers with little pieces of paper,
pencil pushers you're the reason why jamaica suffers the way it does people like you you
little fucking white guys thanks right you wouldn't understand this jerk chicken is an
act of revolution against you and your oppressors you are the oppressor you are babylon you're the
system bro you got glasses on you do paperwork what's funny you're the kind of person who
does paperwork you literally are Babylon fuck you so it's good listen Rasta men
like me we don't fear nobody who's in charge of the world they should be
arrested for treason fuck you I will save my country and if you try and stop
me you will have to kill me that's all they need to destroy that person's life
So now we've moved on to character assassinations.
Then nobody talks about your ideas.