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- The most expensive and offensive thing on the internet at the moment. We're in beautiful Bucharest, Bucharesty to the local. - It's not. - And... - Check this one. - Bucharesty to the local. And... Yeah, it's a beautiful day out there, it was, and the beer is flowing.
And I'm luckily joined by
Both tape rubbers, willingly.
Fine.
How you doing guys?
Always good. Always give me take. Andrew?
He's fine. Okay, cool. The reason we're here is because
Some of our many viewers have actually got back to me and emailed in some questions. Pretty interesting stuff.
So we'll kick off with Alex Foster, World Illustrator of the Year. Is he actually? He's actually the World Illustrator of the Year. That's a real thing. 2015. He's the best drawer in the world. I'm not going to go into camera and say he's the best drawer, but he's won the award. For being the best drawer. Yeah. In the world. Possibly. There's no one on the planet who can draw better than him. Foster, I do apologise for what you're about to get yourself in. But he's obviously chatting shit. No, no, it's an award.
He's not changed it, someone's given him the award. Well then he shouldn't be, I got this award undeservingly. I am not the best. Did the person who gave the award look at the drawings of every person who could draw on earth? Probably not. I'm not gonna, it's not Santa Claus. Yeah, he looked at my drawing. If that person looked at my drawing, he wouldn't have won. So.
You're ready to concede your title there, Alex Foster. Alex Foster, anyway, he's a huge fan of the show, no matter what his drawings are, and he asks, why is Andrew
I'm angry.
You know what I'm saying? I don't think I am that angry. I think I have a very healthy, normal, masculine attitude towards the world. You have to understand that society is often, often, in most cases if you look at society and how society has been built for us to survive, it's actually very, very different from our evolutionary processes. Like the evolutionary process of a man is very different from the societal process of a man.
I do not believe that the societal process of a man is how men want to be. If you look at how most men act, if you just give them free reign, most men want to act very similar to how I act. I mean, people... Here's the proof of it. People watch this and go, Tate's a horrible person. Why am I a horrible person? Because I like the idea of being strong and rich. I like the idea of having 10 blondes, whatever. So I like the idea of just having cash, being big, going where I want.
having beautiful women. I'm not hurting nobody, but people watch this and go, "He's a cunt, he's a cunt." Why? Because society told them that man's not supposed to be this way. But evolutionarily, of course a man's supposed to be this way. A man's supposed to hunt and fight and run around and do whatever he wants to do. That's how humans have evolved. So societal pressure and evolutionary pressure...
picked up a rock, melted it down, made a sword, so it was better at killing than a rock. They went through that effort and then they thought walking in a direction, like the Romans walked to England, no fucking thing on that, no fuck knows where. And as soon as they see a bunch of people, they kill all the dudes, shag all the girls. That was humans. That's how humans work. Now we're human. Is it now we're human? I'm out here doing a pretty similar thing, knocking people out, traveling the world,
I'm just what a man should be. And I haven't let society tell me I'm supposed to get married, hold her hand, look at the baby, pretend I care about the baby. No one gives a shit about a baby. I mean, sure, you care about your kids when he's two or three. You might talk a little. But no man cares about babies. Babies are boring. No man wants to sit at home with a baby. When I see a man talking about his baby's first Christmas, I know he doesn't want to do that. His wife told him he has to do that. So my anger is a very natural thing for a human to have. And a lot of men don't have anger anymore because they've let society tell them that it's not okay to be angry.
to be angry as long as you direct it towards something worth doing so a lot of angry men have ended up in jail i've ended up in jail i have no criminal record i've taken all my anger and i've put it towards things which are constructive i've used my anger in a very positive way when everyone else was too tired to train too lazy to train or too exhausted i was too angry to quit and that's what allowed me to be a kickboxing world champion so when everyone else was like oh you know i've worked really hard i'm gonna have a day off i was too angry every day i want more money in my bank so i mean i'm a millionaire so my anger has been directed towards things which are very very
I've not hurt anybody. I've not done anything wrong. And I think that it's absolutely completely natural for men to be angry. And if you take away society, I think every man on earth would be angry. I think it's just society says, don't be angry. No, don't be angry. No, don't do that. Don't have sex with girls. No, don't have fun. Don't enjoy your life. No, no, no, no. Get married. Quickly. Get married. Quick. Quick. Get married. You could argue that some of the most successful men in the world are actually angry. Look at, just off the top of my head, Gordon Ramsay. Absolutely. Gordon fucking Ramsay. There's a fire inside of you that makes you want to achieve more than the norm.
Absolutely an enemy if you're content with a normal life you're going to end up with a normal life if you're content with having a normal life You're gonna have the normal life if you're not content with the normal life you're gonna have something else and that's a choice You have to make I was never content with an average life I knew the only way I'd be happy if I was rich enough to do whatever I wanted being constrained by Finances or being constrained by a job. I had to put on back was never gonna allow me to be happy people in those situations are happy
I was never that kind of guy. So, you know, my anger towards having even the idea of having to live some kind of normal life is what brought me this amazing life. So I'm very happy I'm angry. I can't remember a day where I haven't been angry. I'm angry and happy. I'm not miserable. I'm a happy, angry guy. I'm smiling through my rage. But, you know, it's a very powerful tool when it's correctly directed. So why am I so angry? Because I'm an evolutionary throwback to a real G. I'm an alpha male. That's how it is.
Illustrates. Illustrates why Andrew's angry and erm... I'm not angry because look at that. I'm getting a little pretzel.
Next question comes from a man called V Styles. V Stylish. Claims to be the smiliest scanner in any German budget supermarket ever. So he's a happy chill boy. Like, no offense, but I don't know you. But when they finally do, I mean I can just imagine on the news them saying Britain's biggest pedophile and it's like some footage of a smiling guy in there.
ring like that you are creeping people out a bit. Yeah I completely agree with him. In fact I'm ready to testify that's almost certainly true. How and why did you first get into kickboxing is what the paedophile asked. I first got into kickboxing because there were kids at the gym. Okay Mr. Paedophile. The reason I first got into kickboxing is because normal life is bullshit. I don't know why other people don't understand this. When I say money is happiness because
People go, "Money is happiness." Of course it is. How can the freedom to go where you want, eat what you want, do what you want, live where you want, drive what you want, pretzels, how can that not make you, if that can't make you happy, jump off the fucking bridge. Because if that can't make you happy, nothing can make you happy. Money is pretty much everything besides health. As long as you've got your health, you've got your family, money's the third most important thing. And people say, it's funny, weird, it's really weird. When you say like, "Oh, that guy's really rich." They go, "Yeah, but I bet he's unhappy.
How the fuck is my man lonely? The multi-millionaire is lonely. He has more time to see his family, more time to get laid than you do working your shit job. The multi-millionaire is not lonely. See, the poor people believe that the rich people are secretly unhappy for some reason. The rich people are not unhappy. The rich people have got life done. They're not unhappy. They've got more girlfriends and more mates than you'll ever have. You know? So money is absolutely happiness. So I knew that from a very young age. And when I didn't have money, I was pissed off. I was pissed off. I started kickboxing because I was pissed off.
on a council estate. I remember being in London and I saw a Ferrari drive past and everyone else was like, wow, they ruined my day. Legit ruined my day. I was like, fuck it. Went home, this is the early days of the internet, you know, from an old man. Went home, typed it to Ferrari and to Google, saw the price tag, I was like, are you fucking joking? I'm never going to have one of those. I was furious. I was pissed off like two weeks just sitting there like, how can I, you know, my 15 year old brain is going to work out to get 250 grand in the bank. I was all pissed off. So I thought, fuck it, I'm just going to go punch someone. You know,
Instead of being stupid, and a lot of people in that situation, because I'm not unique, a lot of people in that situation are the people who take a life for crime or drug dealing or whatever. I thought, you know what, let's put it into subconstructive. I'm going to go kickboxing. And that was it. I was generally just pissed off, bored, and I needed something to fill my time. Well, most 15-year-olds are busy going on Facebook or watching TV, and all the time you've spent doing shit that doesn't matter, I've spent doing kickboxing. It's amazing, because people say to me, oh, I ain't got the time to kickbox. I guarantee you do. If you took all the hours you spent watching series on Netflix and put it into kickboxing,
was good for me, I'm a man. You'd be at a point, you know? I've, throughout my life, I've cut out all the bullshit. I've never watched a Netflix series, ever. You know, I can watch Breaking Bad from start to finish, or I can become a pilot. Which one's worth my time, you know? And that's all it is. - Breaking Bad's pretty good. - I've dedicated time towards something that matters. I was a kick-offer girl pissed off, 'cause I realized that normal life's bullshit. Now I'm a millionaire, I'm a little bit less angry, and I don't fight as much.
There's no coincidence that the richer I've become, the less I've wanted to fight. Some fighters fight for different reasons. A lot of boxers who make millions and they fight for different reasons, that's fine. But for me, I haven't fought much in the last two years because I'm fucking loaded. So, what do I want to fight for? You know, I can go to any point on this earth. You point to a place on a map, I can go. And we can get fucking hammered. So what do I need to fight for? I don't even like kickboxing myself, so yeah, let's do that one. Let's do the second option.
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Macca Mitchell. The next question comes from Macca Mitchell, the forgotten Mitchell brother. He says he's loving the videos. Is he actually a Mitchell brother? Like actually? Probably not, but his name is Macca Mitchell. You have a great quirky way about you, Dave. Quirky. Never been a fan of that word, have I? Not cool. I'm interested to know, he asks, I would like to see or hear the brothers talk about adversity.
by asking the lessons that help them go from broke to rich. Okay.
First things first, if you're watching this right now, whoever's watching this, you've already won the lottery. You've already won the natural lottery which happens on this earth because your circumstances and your abilities to achieve things in life are completely based on where you're born. If you're born in Yemen to a goat herding family, you're going to herd goats, and you're never going to drive a big daddy.
You could name one of your goat's baguette. That's the closest you could come. And you could ride a baguette all the time. You could fuck a baguette. Loopholes. There's always loopholes. But my point is that if you're born in certain places on the Earth. There's always goat holes. Sorry. Goat holes. Not like that. Go ahead. If you're born in certain places on the Earth, you don't stand a chance. And we talk about like, I've seen in the paper, there's no social mobility in England. Most of the people who are born rich stay rich. Most people who are born poor stay poor. There's no social mobility. Well, obviously. But we have a lot more social mobility than a lot of places on Earth. Like if you're born in the rural
India then you're fucked so if you're born in the Western world you have pretty much no excuse to not be as rich as you want to be I'm not saying everyone should want to be rich if your goal is to do something else you know you can make art or be happy or whatever bollocks save the animals go do your shit but if you want to be rich then you have no excuse to not be rich because people say I want to be rich I'd love to be rich but they don't really mean it because they really meant it they prioritize it in life you can only prioritize certain things I prioritize kickboxing which means when my friends are out doing getting
drunk and shagging bitches, I was fighting. That's why I became good at it. If you prioritize making money and you put that above other things, you're going to make money. So people don't prioritize it. They say, oh, I'd love to be rich. And then they work their job and they go home and watch TV. Why haven't they got a second job? Why haven't they got their own business to run the evening? Well, oh, I'm tired. Oh, I need to keep the kids some food. Bollocks excuses. You can make a sandwich. Fuck them. You know, it's just excuses. People make excuses and then they sit and say, oh, it's the conservatives' fault I'm not rich. Or the UK government doesn't let anyone get rich.
It's Brexit's fault. No, you're just a cunt. If you really wanted to be rich, you'd be rich. So, yes, I've worked normal jobs, but the reason I'm rich now is because I understood that I genuinely wanted to be rich. So whoever sent this question in, how many jobs do you work? The answer is one and not two. Or the answer is one and you don't own your own business on the side. Well, then it's your own fault. You know, there was a long time, Tristan can verify, we both had normal jobs and was running our own business in the evenings, trying to put money in the bank. And it didn't work for a long time.
want to be normal people having a normal age. And everyone says they don't want to be a normal person with a normal age. But they continue to live a normal life with a normal age and don't do anything about it. No one on this planet is going to wake up and think, I want to make that person's life better. No one's going to wake up and go, you know what, Andrew's a great guy. I'm going to make Andrew rich. No one's going to do that besides me. I'm the only person who wakes up and think, I'm going to make myself rich. So if you aren't thinking that about yourself, then who the fuck's going to think it for you? Nobody. You know, no government tax policy. Luckily for Macca, he's got
We've got Phil, Graham, Billy and Peggy looking out for him, because he's a Mitchell. But otherwise he's alone and lost cause. Do you know what I mean? He needs to start introducing a proper food menu in the Queen of It. Exactly. Put some money in the back. Exactly. You're very lucky that my mum used to watch that terrible show ten years ago and I've got the memory of a genius. Because I haven't watched TV in two years and I still get your stupid joke. Thank you very much. Stupid joke. So yeah, that's the point. So he's saying, "Oh, this guy's a conversity. How do I become rich?"
You don't play a video game ever again and start concentrating on making money. If you enjoy making money, it's all you're going to end up doing anyway. It hasn't even got to be a job. All I ever cared about was making money. It's all I ever enjoyed. So of course it's all I did. And now, oops, I'm loaded. That's how it works. Accidents happen.
to stay here. Okay, last question. How they became entrepreneurs and did they ever work? You've kind of done it. You've kind of done it. Yeah, I've kind of done it. Yeah, we did work normal jobs, became entrepreneurs by just trial and error. Nothing works the first time. And it's prioritizing. Like I've said, I know so many people who put their friends, their family, their social life, their Netflix series, their soap operas, all these things come above making money and then they wonder why they don't have money. You're like, how far down the list do you want to put it and still manage to pull it off? You know, you
one you'll make money. You don't put it in number one you'll never make money. It's really that simple. You're born in the western world, you're born in a rich country, there's no excuse to not have as much money as you want to have. If you want the pretzel, take the pretzel. That's basically what Andrew's saying. If you want the pretzel, put the pretzel as number one. Unless someone artist steals it and then you're fucked.