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So, I'm going to do a little bit of a test.
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Right.
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I know you're thinking, why wasn't Andrew prepared to start the show?
And the answer to that is simple.
I don't work for you niggers.
You understand?
I do my show because I want to, on my rules.
I talk at my pace.
Don't watch me. Don't worry about me.
Pond Road. Pond Road, you don't have to worry about the top G.
He'll work it out.
They put him in jail. He'll work it out, bros. Tate.
You think steel bars are going to hold me? Didn't you hear me sing fucking Michael Bolton yesterday?
Steel bars wrapped all around me.
I've been your prisoner since the day you found me.
Yeah.
♪ Steel bars ♪ Right, listen.
*knock knock*
I woke up this morning.
I went to the gym.
I have an indoor gym and an outdoor gym at my house today because it was sunny. I chose the outdoor gym. Went there, did some training, worked on the guns.
You know?
Did a bit of training. Finished. Decided I needed a haircut. Because I've got one of the world's most famous haircuts. Everyone talks about my haircut all the time. Who's bald?
Jealous. You're all jealous of my haircut.
I know.
I know.
So I go for a shape up
Get my hair done. Stop. Get a coffee.
I drove my Lamborghini Revolto today. I was filming myself driving.
The clip.
Is on Twitter, I believe. If not, it will be soon. It's me driving. Police stopped me. Why are you on your phone? It's because I was filming. Why you film?
Because my Lamborghini wheel looks fucking sick next to my Diamond Patek, your officer.
Because my Lamborghini wheel looks amazing coupled with my diamond Patek, officer.
You're not allowed to film.
Or what?
I'll give you a fine.
I'm in a Lamborghini with a diamond patek. Do you think money is a problem for me?
You're going to give me a fine.
Do you think money is an issue for me?
officer. I mean, if you want to make me pay 400 euro, fine. Just write the ticket quickly, because my time's worth more than the money.
I'll pay double for you to hurry the fuck up.
So anyway, he fined me, drove again, made another video.
Both videos coming to Twitter. Top G, top striker.
Diamonds around my neck to keep my heart cold.
Stay iced!
Finished coffee, finished a haircut.
decided, you know, I was like,
It's been a while!
Since I've gone on a date. Because I've settled down now.
You know?
I've got my 10 wives and I've settled down.
So I thought, fuck it. So I opened Instagram, scrolling. It's like a menu. Just like this girl, this girl, scrolling.
- Okay.
narrow it down to like six, which are baddies. And I'm like, hmm. And I chose one. I messaged them all and said, who can be here? Can you be at this place at this time? Like 45 minutes.
All of them are like, "I need to get ready, I need to get ready." One's like, "I can leave work." I was like, "Cool."
She runs from work, meets me at the restaurant, so I'm sitting there.
sitting there. She's like, oh, why did you message me back eventually? I was like, you know what? I decided to, you know, go on a date. I don't really go on dates, but I thought, you know what?
Let's mix it up.
She's like, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee.
Don't know what's funny and tell the truth.
What's funny?
She goes, can I ask something?
And I was like, yes, dear.
And she said, why are you so controversial?
And that got me thinking.
I said,
I don't mean to be controversial.
I don't even mean to be funny.
I just say the truth.
And she goes, what do you mean?
Think of this monologue I just gave you. I talked about the diamonds. I talked about how the money doesn't matter to me. I talked about the fact that I don't care about being fined. I'll talk about the fact that Instagram's a menu of women.
I talked about—I told her I don't go on dates.
I just thought, fuck it.
And everyone's laughing the whole time. Everyone's laughing at me like I'm this hugely funny guy.
What's the lie? Where's the lie? Where's the joke?
There's no lie. There's no joke.
I just said the truth.
And she's like, "Yes, but you're controversial." And I said, "The truth is controversial in a world of lies.
Everyone says I'm funny and controversial when truthfully, all I do is go through the world pointing out exactly how it is.
That's all I do.
I'm the only one who hasn't been psyoped into saying things I know aren't true because I'm afraid of getting in trouble.
I just go through the world saying, "Officer, a fine don't mean shit to me."
Dear, I picked you from a random list and decided to go on a date.
I mean, what the...
Ha ha!
I mean, okay, sometimes I try and be funny.
Like.
I mean, I do find racism funny, but it's true.
Thank you.
*snort*
So she goes,
Are you telling me
You only ever tell the truth.
And that's why you became famous?
I'm like, yep.
And she goes,
But they say, and I see videos, it's so controversial. I said, it's controversial because everything they tell you is a lie. Tell me.
One thing that you've been taught that isn't a lie.
That's what I said to her verbatim about 45 minutes ago, sitting by the lake in Bucharest, Romania.
Tell me one thing you've been taught by the system that isn't a lie.
And she sits there and she goes, hmm.
What do you mean?
Did I stutter?
Bitch!
They told you if you go to school and work hard you get a good job. Did you go to school? Yeah.
Did you work hard? Yeah. Why you broke?
Well, the wages are low in Romania. LIE! They told you if you vote for a politician, they'll give a shit about you and improve the country.
I've had the same pothole outside of my house on a public road for nine long years.
It would take me an hour to fix it.
let alone the government.
Has the government or any of the politicians improved Romania?
No. They told you to be a big mouth feminist, sex in the city, take it doggy style from a nigger you don't know, living on fucking frappuccinos and that you'd be happy.
Does that make you happy? Being a whore?
I'm not a whore.
Would it make you happy?
No, because that's what they told you to do.
Tell me one thing they've taught you.
That isn't a fucking lie.
And we sat there for an hour and she kept trying to rack her brain. What has the system told me that isn't false?
isn't made up.
The good guys, the bad guys, how to live a good life, how to be happy, how you should interact with other people. She finally realized, I red pilled her and she's sitting there going,
You're right.
Every single thing I've ever been told is a lie.
But!
I was worried to meet you.
Clearly not that fucking worried. You left work. You turned up in 38 minutes.
Yeah, worried. Because, you know, they said you're a human trafficker.
All right, that part...
They're going to use it in court. It would have been so funny.
If I would have said that part's not a lie, they'll play it back in court. And I'm going to have to sit there and go, Your Honor, I'm joking.
Even that was a lie.
I don't have to human traffic women. The only thing I do with women in my house is beg them to leave.
Please go home.
Please, fuck out of here.
Thank you.
She goes, "You're right.
So people call me misogynistic.
I'm not a misogynist and I'm not trying to be funny. I'm just telling the truth.
At what point am I supposed to start listening to what women say?
Am I crazy?
I was raised in a world with a father
And in a household,
where men were in charge. So when women said things, the men were like, yeah, yeah.
That's how I was raised.
I grew up
and realized why the men say, yeah, yeah, I get it.
Hey!
Yes. You have lots of money.
Yes, dear. And you're busy sometimes, so why don't I start a company? I'll open a flower store and you can pay for it. It'll keep me busy.
Yeah, yeah.
If I want to lose a million dollars or buy another Lambo, I don't need to open you a fucking flower shop.
for you to sit at for 20 minutes before you get bored.
and I have to pay the rent on forever.
Yeah, yeah, maybe in the future, dear. Get your tits out.
Shut up. I don't listen to women very much and my life is fantastic.
Everyone goes, how come you and Tristan have such a great blonde? Because we haven't got married.
We didn't get married and run off with our wives and sit around watching Love Island because we're not gay.
Women have said to me, "You'd be happier if you moved out of the HQ. You'd be happier if you moved out of your compound with the multiple gyms and the jacuzzi and the sauna and the pool and all your best friends and all your cars and Smash Bros and moved into an apartment with me and watched Twilight. You'd be happier and you'd be more mature because you'd be married."
Yeah, yeah.
Keep trying. Keep trying!
Keep trying. Sorry, I'm beating Marcelo Uno again.
But you've already beaten him 10,000 times. He's never beaten you. And he never fucking will. Cause he's black.
That's why my life's great.
Because I just don't listen to them when they talk.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't listen to them. That's why my life's so good.
Now that makes me a misogynist.
If I see 10 black people on a street corner at 3 a.m., I think they're going to rob me.
Guys, don't laugh.
This is not a joke. I am not joking.
I'm not trying to be comedic.
If I see 10 guys who are black on a street corner at 3 a.m., I think if I walk past them, they'll try and rob me.
Deadly serious!
Why are you laughing?
I'm just saying the truth. What's everyone laughing over?
That's how it is!
You're a racist But I'm right
You're a misogynist, but I'm right!
Everything they've told you and everyone else is a lie. And I just popped up and said, I'm rich with F you money. So I'm going to tell the truth. And I became the most famous man in the world and had to go to jail for it.
Because in a world of lies, the truth is considered controversial. I'm not a controversial character, guys.
When I go to New York,
And I meet billionaires and do business meetings all of them sniff coke and go to sex parties all these liberals
These fully liberal, wear a suit, hold their wife's hand,
These clean-cut fucking losers you see on CNN, the second the camera's off, sniff coke and go to orgies.
I don't go to orgies.
I don't sniff coke.
I don't do drugs. I don't drink alcohol. I don't go to sex parties.
I'm not a closeted homosexual like other streamers. There's nothing weird about me. There's nothing controversial about me. I'm just a guy.
I have a bunch of girlfriends because I'm rich. I drive my cars. I play chess on the internet.
He's controversial. He said blacks rob people. Hello, get a flight to Chicago and you'll see that I was right. And pray your pilot isn't a woman or you'll never make it.
Ha ha!
Thank you.
So I'm sitting there with the woman I picked out of the six.
Telling her I'm live and controversial.
Everything you've been told is a lie. You need to follow me.
as my disciple.
I'll teach you how the world works.
She's like, "Well, how does the world really work?"
The best thing you can do.
The best hope you have for living a great life
for having children, having security, having a big house, having a nice car, and being happy.
is not going to college anymore.
It's not listening to the news. It's not listening to your teachers or your parents. It's not listening to your friends. It's not listening to TikTok. It is to turn your brain off and listen to me. Become a robot that says yes sir to Andrew Tate and you will live a fantastic life. You'll have children. You'll be rich. You'll have a house. You'll have a car. You'll have everything.
If you just listen to me.
Thank you.
Wouldn't you get bored with a robot?
Thank you.
There's nothing I want more.
Bored?
A robot?
Yes sir, no sir?
With titties like yours?
There's nothing I could dream of that would be remotely as rewarding.
A robot's exactly what I want.
It's all I want.
All of your thoughts will annoy me. They'll all get in the way. I don't want you to tell me to get married to you and live in an apartment. I don't want you to tell me what TV show we should watch. I don't want to hear your opinion on politics. I don't want to talk about fucking star signs. I don't want to hear, yes, sir. No, sir. Keep your nails done. Wear heels.
Nice and easy. Let's keep it nice and easy here. Nice and easy.
I don't want you to be all like Romanian.
Why you maka a cheating on me?
That's not even fucking English.
But we are in Romania!
You are...
Where I am is Tatarstan, and in my world, we speak English.
So up your grammar, and once you know how to ask the question, don't ask it!
Because I don't care and it ain't going to change.
Just, you know, just...
I'm just out here. I'm just a guy. I just drove my Lambo to get some coffee. I'm just out here looking for a robot. Like, what's...
What's the problem?
Everything told...
to you by the system was a lie. And because you men watch my show, you already know this is true.
as a man, we're really lied to.
Everyone lies to us.
They start with the go to college, get a good degree, and you'll get a good job garbage. We all know that's a lie.
When you meet a woman, show her respect and show her you love her and she'll want to be with you forever.
You don't have to do anything with women, but be rich.
You can literally be a drug addict.
Who's fat?
who doesn't talk.
But if you're rich, your girl won't leave you.
And you can literally be the nicest man who is caring and attentive.
and go broke and she's out the door.
That's it. Don't go broke and you can do whatever you want.
You can have a bunch of wives, you can take drugs, you can be fat, you can shit yourself. As long as she gets a million dollar a month allowance, you can literally walk around and randomly shit your pants.
And she'll be like, "I love him."
He's such an artist.
Smell his poop.
Thank you.
But if you're like, I love you so much, baby, I really care about you. And she's like, yeah, okay, so money?
All my friends on Instagram, they're in Saint-Tropez. Why can't you take me to Saint-Tropez?
She'd rather you say I can take you to Saint-Tropez I can do it, but I'll poo myself when I'm there
Is that all right?
We'll stay in a nice hotel, we'll go on the yacht, I promise you caviar, but I'm gonna poo my pants.
She'll be like, okay, no problem. If you say I can't afford to take you
*clap* Bounce!
Bounce! Out the door!
You can do whatever the fuck you want if you're rich.
I'm not trying to be funny. Guys, stop laughing.
Stop laughing!
This is not a joke. I'm not trying to be controversial. They're going to print this in the BBC. They're going to say I'm trying to be controversial. They're going to call me a misogynist. I'm not. I'm just telling you the truth. You can poo your pants. You can lay on your back and aim your cock to piss in your mouth if you have enough money and keep your girl.
Stop laughing!
You can do whatever you want in a relationship. Just don't go broke.
That's it!
Thank you.
Get your money up!
*Rubber rumbling*
They tell men endless lies.
Our whole fucking reality is a lie.
I'm just the only idiot out here saying the truth. Go into jail for it. Every five minutes they indict me.
Wake up, have a coffee, get indicted.
Thank you.
Everyone knows they're lying.
But they're liars. So that's what they do.
You know?
So anyway,
I'm gonna message her and say are you a robot yet?
And you know what?
When you guys send those kind of messages, they're like, don't talk to me that way. But do you know what she's going to say?
LOL, working on it. How are you? Wink. Do you know why?
*crunch*
You can only get in my yes go if you're a robot. No opinions allowed.
Hee hee hee hee! Yes sir!
I'm not joking.
I'm telling the truth.
It's all I've ever done.
I'll put a selfie picture up on Twitter in the coming days with the robot and the Yesco.
Enjoy it.
You know...
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You know?
I'm just a fucking guy.
I'm just like you with loads of money.
I'm not one of these rich kids who went to one of these private schools and is from a rich family.
My mom and dad broke up when I was 10. I grew up on a council estate in England.
I grew up with nothing. I'm the same as you with loads of money. Think about it. If you had...
A net worth, being honest.
Crypto houses, let's be humble here. Six, 700 million. Wouldn't you do this shit? Wouldn't you just scroll through Insta and go, yeah, you come. And they sit down and they go, everything you told is a lie. Be my robot. Okay. And then just drive around your ESCO with baddies. What else am I supposed to do?
What else am I going to do?
Get married and watch Twilight and listen to some woman's opinion on things.
Is that what I'm supposed to do? Am I supposed to be mature? You're 40. Don't you want to ever grow up?
Hmm. Grow up. As in listen to you? No.
Why the fuck would I listen to you? Why would I work my ass off to get rich and famous and important to marry you and listen to you?
What?
No!
I want to play Smash Bros and beat Marcel at Uno.
And I want to call him black after he loses. I want to say you lost because you're black.
I know correlation isn't causation, but he never wins and he's always black.
Thank you.
I'm just a guy!
I'm just a guy.
So next time a woman starts talking to you, just ask her this question.
Tell me one thing that has been told to you by the system, which isn't a complete lie and a scam. And once she realizes everyone else lied to her, say, no.
Follow me.
I will lead you to the promised land.
I will allow you to be my disciple.
But only robots can be my disciple.
You have to obey.
Yes, sir.
I will get a pink manicure.
I will show you my titties.
Yes, Andrew, you are so famous. I'm a celebrity.
I don't need to hear any bullshit from you. I don't need any life advice. I don't need to be told how to get famous or important or rich with the only things that matter. I've already won.
Okay? If you want to be part of my world,
You're gonna follow my rules.
or you're very welcome to leave. I won't human traffic you. In fact, I'll block you and tell you to fuck off.
Speaking of truth,
See that segue? I am so fucking good!
Yep.
I am so good at this shit.
I'm the best there's ever been.
I'm about to make you all download the Rumble Wallet.
Because something big is happening, but only for people that have a Rumble wallet address. It's completely free to download.
I'm going to put a QR code on the screen. Here it is. It's completely free. Download the Rumble wallet. You're going to need it.
You're going to see why in 13 to 14 days. This is very important. Rumble wallet only. You have to watch my show. Get the rumble wallet. I'll give you the instructions in an upcoming emergency meeting. Don't miss a show.
But do you see how I segwayed it?
Speaking of truth, Rumble allows you to express yourself. On Rumble, you can say women ain't shit.
Ba-dum-bap!
Thank you.
Download the Rumble wallet. You're going to need it. So that's today's lesson.
Gentlemen,
That's today's lesson.
I want you all to take this, internalize it, remember it.
Repeat it.
You know?
Say it again next time you're on a date. Just say it.
Just sit there and just say things. You know...
Before I go...
Another thing I like to do.
Because I'm really rich.
is say things that make no sense.
Because girls, as we've already discussed,
They'll be with you no matter what if you're rich. And they're definitely not walking away from a date if you pull up in a fucking Bugatti.
They're going to sit there the whole time.
So I'm in Dubai, I'm sitting there, I'm having coffee, some girl's sitting there and she's telling me, "Oh yeah, this, that, blah, blah, blah." And I'm like,
Thank you.
Do you use words to convey your thoughts to other people?
Um...
I think so.
Interesting.
you
I'm going to take a deep breath.
Tell me more.
Oh, well, I'm, uh, yeah, so I went to high school and after high school I, uh, decided to start my own brand. You're doing it again?
Am I? Yep.
You really, I can tell most of your life, you've used words, haven't you? To convey your thoughts to other people. You have an image in your mind and then you use words to make them understand the image.
Um...
I think so.
That's really interesting.
We should talk about that when you're done.
Tell me more.
about your business.
*slurping*
Interesting.
Wow.
That's great.
Yeah.
Yeah, I really give a shit.
I don't just want to pound you.
Really interesting, yeah.
Hmm.
Yeah, let's go have sex.
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