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So my fellow white supremacist, Nick Fuentes...
commented on how he needs a HQ and a war room.
You know?
And as a fellow white supremacist,
I thought, I'm glad to be understood.
It's nice to be understood.
Because people pretend they don't understand me.
I'm out here, I'm doing my thing, and people are like, he's crazy, why does he do that? But Nick gets it.
He understands the blacks are the problem. He understands the women are the problem.
You know?
But unfortunately,
In the world we live in, you have to interact with women and you also have to interact with blacks.
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Half of me is black.
That's how bad it's gone.
So you can't avoid them.
You know, sometimes I get the black thoughts.
You just sit there.
You've just been arrested.
for human trafficking, and you're sitting in decought HQ of Romania.
and you have three armed guards standing next to you, and you're sitting there with your handcuffs on just thinking,
I can grab that gun.
I've seen John Wick.
I've seen enough movies. I've seen The Bourne Identity.
Yeah, I've got handcuffs on, but I can...
Get the gun. Fucking, you know? You're just sitting there just thinking about it.
I was like, I wonder if they can read my mind.
I am half black, they probably know what I'm thinking.
And then you're like, Andrew, black thoughts, black thoughts. Don't do it. No, just go to court. Just go to court. Explain you're innocent. Just go to court. Like, oh, shit.
It's a constant battle.
Like Jekyll and Hyde.
You know?
That's how bad it's gotten with these fucking niggers
So...
Considering you can't avoid the blacks, and you can't avoid the women,
How do you set up your life?
in the best possible way. To enjoy the positives of these things. Black people aren't all bad.
Jerk chicken is amazing.
We all know I like a Jamaican song.
You know?
There are some things very good about black people and women. You just got to take the good bits.
Get rid of the bad bits.
And that is what HQ does. HQ is the optimal life setup.
For men.
And most people know I have a HQ, but they don't know how it works. Even Nick himself probably doesn't understand the complicated mechanics. Thank you, sir.
of a HQ. And considering he is now intending on making one,
because he's white
Let's hope he doesn't get wacko'd. Be careful, Mick.
There's a reason Marcel's in my house. You think I like him?
You think I like Marcel?
No. You gotta have a nigger in the mix. Otherwise, it's fucking wacko, Nazi this, Nazi that. Me being half black hasn't saved me at all from any of my legal problems. Every time I go to court, I'm like, hey, I'm black. And they're like, nah.
Meh.
I'm like, I am, I am. I got diamond chains on. I'm black. They're like, no, you're going to jail. Shit, man. Shit. Thanks.
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But if you add a nickname, they can't say it's a racist compound. That's why Marcel lives here.
Thank you.
So be careful, Nick!
*snores*
Be careful, Nick.
You're gonna need a nigger.
Train him well.
You know?
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Maybe to pay the bills, you know, to help cover it, because you're about to see that HQ setup is very expensive. You can grow cotton.
out the back.
Keeps him busy.
Earned you a little bit on the side, you know?
It grows for free.
A few seeds, grows for free. I mean, obviously the harvesting is supposed to cost money, but he needs something to do.
You're welcome.
So, how does that HQ work?
First, I'm gonna explain the mechanics of a HQ, and then I'm gonna somehow
try and play you a video of my HQ.
Via this stream.
with Mr. Producing Aikido. So the HQ...
which stands for headquarters.
is the central hub
of your empire. You need a HQ in the middle.
It is the central hub of your empire.
Your Empire's primary objective is
as a man, is to make as much money as possible, and to be as powerful and as important as possible.
And to do that, you need to galvanize your body and mind.
And the HQ is for making money, galvanizing your body and mind, and also making fun of Marcel. That's what the HQ exists for.
In the HQ is your day one team.
These are your best guys.
your favorite friends, and you all live together in the headquarters.
You have your own bedrooms.
which we're about to show on the video.
Your bedrooms are nice and large because you're not broke.
So you basically had your own little apartment.
But then they're all the apartments are connected in the central hub.
And the primary reason why it's so important that you live with your best friends is because men...
Keep each other accountable.
One of the questions I get asked most often,
Besides, why are you so rich? And besides, why are you so famous? And besides, how do you have so many children? And besides, why are you so funny?
is how are you in such good shape at 40?
What peptides are you taking? None.
What steroids you taking? None.
The reason I'm in such good shape is because I live in a headquarters. And I live with other men
who are constantly
trying to mog and make fun of me for not being in shape.
I wake up every morning and the other guys in HQ are training.
I can't be the only pussy who doesn't train.
If they're lifting weights, I'm going to lift weights. One, it's fun to join in with my friends. And two, if they're all training, I want to train.
If one of them says, "I'm fasting for three days,"
I'll say three days, I'll do four, you're a pussy, what, three. You're gay, you're gay, and I'll make fun of him and end up getting my fucking self in trouble because me and my mouth always get in trouble, as we know.
But I will beat him. I will fast four days just to win. That masculine competition makes it easy to win. If you try and fast, if you're living with a woman.
She's gonna bake cupcakes on the second day just to derail you.
Look, what the fuck are you baking cupcakes? I'm fasting. Oh, well, I'm not. I just thought it'd be nice for when you finish.
Yeah, but now I have to smell cupcakes throughout the whole house. Oh, well, I'm not trying to attack you, Andrew. I just thought it'd be a nice thing to do. Ah, you're abusive. Decot, decot.
You see?
That's literally life with a woman.
You see all these married men who get like exposed and they go through divorces and all this shit. And it's some bitch pretending she's fucking the victim of something. While the man paid all the bills and asked her to do something mundane and small.
Like put the toilet seat down.
*Screaming*
I don't have to deal with any of that shit.
None of that. Because I live with the day one G's and we're competing with each other in everything. We compete in money.
We compete in training.
We compete in fasting and even that matters, we compete.
We're competitive. That's what the HQ is for.
Now, your HQ has to have all the things a man needs. What do you need in your HQ? You've got your bedroom, you've got your separate apartments.
Then you need a gym.
You all know why. Pretty obvious.
Then you need a place you can all sit down,
And talk about money. That's your war room.
And then you need...
Uno.
Because Marcel's a bitch. He's a fucking bitch. His whole family hates him. His children, his fucking children managed to get my phone number and message me saying, fuck my dad. I hate my dad. Ever since you beat him at Uno, we don't look at him the same. I want a new dad.
Fuck him! I want someone else! Give me another black guy!
I'm like, I know they all look the same, but you can't just replace your dad because he lost to Uno. Fuck him. He's not my dad anymore.
That's all I need to know.
So,
Once you have these things, guys,
Life's simple as a man. Haven't you seen those memes on Twitter where it's like, all a man needs, and it's like a garage with a gym, a bed, a computer, and a car?
Yep!
You need a nice whip, you need a gym, you need a bed, and you need a computer. That's it.
Everything else is bullshit.
When I see men in these fancy ass houses, that's for hoes.
You're optimizing your living space for girls. I'm optimizing my living space to win.
Different if I want to take a girl somewhere nice, I'll go to a five-star hotel if I meet a baddie and I'm like Oh, we'll go get the suite
We'll go get this sweet at the Corinthia.
And we'll sit there and she can go, "Wow, the flowers! Oh my god, look at this lamp! Oh, look at this lamp!" "Your house doesn't have lamps, your house looks like the Batcave!"
I'm like, I know.
That's why I took you here to look at the lamp, you silly bitch. Get your tits out.
I put a lamp in my fucking house. I ain't gay.
My house is for winning. How do you think I paid for this fucking Corinthia penthouse? Because of HQ.
Optimize So those memes you see are 100% true And that's how my life is set up That's what HQ is for
Now, around HQ is the satellite infrastructure.
And this is very important. This is how you live life as a man without becoming a wife guy.
and also having children, which matters.
Because you white supremacists aren't having enough kids yet. You're going to finally get... You know...
You need that little bit of black in you.
That little bit.
You know, they say Andrew's spiritually brown. What, because I don't give a fuck about the police and I have kids with loads of white chicks? Yeah.
Yeah.
Correct.
We're going to do.
Arrest me? Try that. What are you going to do?
What are you going to do? I'm spiritually winning. Okay. I'll be brown, white. If I'm in China doing a math test, guess what?
I'm Chinese. Ching fucking Chong. I'm here to win. So now you have the satellite infrastructure around HQ.
Around HQ.
You need satellite apartments or houses.
Depending.
But for simplicity, we're going to say satellite abodes.
And these float.
These float around the headquarters. They're all within 10 to 15 minutes drive.
And that's where your women live.
So, Tristan's girlfriend? T.
G-F-
One.
GF2
G-F-
three, et cetera. These are where your girlfriends live.
Now,
you can't let your girlfriend have a job because if she has a job, she doesn't respect you and she doesn't like you and she's going to fuck some guy at work. So your women can't work.
But also, you don't want a bunch of fucking spoiled sugar babies being cunts living off your dime. So what you do...
is you're giving them an apartment and you give them a car.
Both of those things belong together.
to a company in Portugal.
which owns them. It's a property investment company. And it also seems to buy and rent out cars. Nobody knows that Andrew Tate owns this company and no one will ever find out.
My humor is so sophisticated. I am so fucking funny!
So...
the women,
Rent!
these apartments from this company.
So in the idea of a marital dispute,
It's not going to be like, "I'm keeping the house!"
Apartments rented.
Well, I don't want to leave.
Well, I ain't paying the rent anymore.
You gonna pay it?
And if they go, "Yeah."
Then they pay you rent.
Thanks.
And when they, when they never say yes, because women can't make money. When they go, well, what am I supposed to do?
Go home to your parents and tell them you got a big mouth, I guess. Go home and say, "Dad, I lost the millionaire because I was nagging."
And watch your father look at you like, "The fuck?"
Are you stupid? Why were you nagging? He had another girlfriend!
Duh.
He's a millionaire.
Women, hi, guys, hello, ho, only brokies are with one woman. Only broke people wake up. So,
They have a car.
They have an apartment.
And they have a salary each week.
Which they get to spend on nails, matcha, dumb shit. And they get to have a nice, easy life.
Whenever you want to see them,
and their child, you say, come to HQ. Or you say, I'm coming to you.
Really easy.
Nice and easy.
Now, sometimes you go to them, sometimes, you know what, we're men.
I'm not going to play tough guy.
Sometimes we like the finer things in life. Sometimes, you know, they're like, oh, if you come to mine, we'll do a massage and I'll massage your head and I'll put on some candles.
You're like, you know what?
I'm living the Spartan lifestyle. I'm living like a Spartan. I can pull that off once a month.
I can't live in it full time, I'll get weak. But you gonna light some candles?
You're gonna get your titties out? All right, safe.
Cool, I'll come over to your house. I'll come over to your house.
and sometimes
When you're in the fucking military mode, working, working, training, decal, working, training, emergency meeting, emergency meeting. Bam, bam, bam, bam. I said, come here. And she has to get her ass.
and come over.
to HQ.
Now you gotta pair them up.
'Cause you only got one HQ and you got a lot of women.
So all Tristan's daughters and all my daughters and all Tristan's sons and all my sons, they work together. Because I don't really want my boys growing up with like...
girls the same age.
You know, like I don't want my son looking at a girl taller than him.
No.
We have days. It's boy day. Tristan brings all his sons over.
And I bring all my sons over.
And then we get all of them together and we say, fight, fight, kids, fight.
There's no child production. You know what? Romania is going to send the child protective services. Why am I doing this?
Me and my mouth. This is all going to be used against me in a court of law again.
It's funny though. And you make them all wrestle and shit. You put on like heavy metal rock music.
Like Megadeth.
And the son's like, ah, fighting for food.
Real shit.
And then other days you have daughter days. And the daughters come over, and they run around.
Now I'll tell you something about having daughters, because I have a bunch of daughters. Before I had daughters, I used to look at these wife-guy-girl-dads.
and how they'd cuck out and become such fucking faggots. And I'd think...
Is there something wrong?
biological that happens inside of your bloodstream when you have a daughter that just makes you a fucking punk.
I was really worried about it, guys.
I was really concerned that I'm going to have a daughter and like not be top G anymore. I was like, why do all these men just become such fucking homos?
And then I had daughters and realized the problem's them. They were already homos and now they have an excuse to show it.
I have a girl so now I get to be a fucking faggot. Wee! Wee!
Yeah.
In fact, having daughters made me more against that crap.
When my daughters, when it's daughter day and all the daughters come over, I'm like, this is dad's house. We're not putting Barbies everywhere. Clean up.
Yes, Dad.
And they all clean up. And they're all very obedient. My children don't fuck with me.
- Yes, Dad.
This is dad's house, it's not a girl's house.
Yes, Dad.
Sorry, Dad. So when my daughters grow up to not be whores, it's because they've been listening to me.
They're used to obeying me. They know it's my house, my rules. Most dads have a daughter and instantly start going, yay, butt plugs. Woo, Barbie.
And you wonder why your daughter's a fucking slut.
Anyway.
Now, the women,
in their nice places, they have very nice life. You got a car, you got Bentley,
Got a nice house.
Got your children?
Everything's good.
But sometimes they're going to nag. Women nag.
So when women ever go, "I'm a bit lonely," you just say, "Don't worry.
I know another girl with a kid.
who's chilling at home, who would love a friend.
*knock knock*
Bye.
Go hang out. Some of your smarter girlfriends will hang out with your other girlfriends.
You can have like
you know, the whole tribe.
Sometimes you see three or four girlfriends at the same time, there's kids around or whatever, and everyone gets to be big, happy friends.
Some of them are jealous and stupid. "I don't want to see her!"
It's like, why? Because you fuck her. It's weird.
I'm going to fuck her if you see her or not.
What's the difference?
Why be lonely when you can have a friend? You ain't stopping the fucking.
Pussy happy dead when me ting go off.
*clap*
Yeah.
Problem is with women.
They're not very emotionally intelligent.
You know, I always tell my women this.
Thank you.
You're not very emotionally intelligent.
No, that's you! You're crazy! You're a psycho! No.
You're not very emotionally intelligent. Just go hang out with her. Just go. Go kiss. Go kiss. Inspect titties. Go feel her titties. Go. What's the problem here? Just like you got a pussy. She got a pussy. You have so much in common.
best who ever did it. I'm the best who's ever done it.
So that's how you solve the loneliness.
Some of you bitch niggers are thinking, but if my girls have their own house and they're away from HQ, what if they cheat on me? That's kind of the problem you have when you're poor.
It's kind of the problem you have when you're white and poor.
Women don't really cheat on brown men like that.
Like they just know better.
It's like, he's huge and he's nuts. And my life here is really nice.
You know, nah.
Nah, this really ain't worth it, the smoke.
No woman is going to give up her Bentley.
and her beautiful apartment.
and her salary to fuck some idiot, unless she has so little respect for you.
The idea that women, rich women, fuck the gardener, that's because they hate their husbands. And they hate their husbands because their husbands live with them. If a woman lives with you, she ain't going to respect you.
She's going to see you in your weakest times, in your darkest hours.
My women only see me when I'm fucking up.
If I'm feeling awful...
I just don't text them. They're at their house on a HQ.
Fucking dealing with the stress and the pain, Aikido.
By the time she finally sees me, I'm back on game. I'm on smoke. I'm like, "Come here, bitch."
I'm gonna throw your ass in the pool. Don't throw me in the pool. I'm gonna throw you in the fucking pool and drown you bitch.
Happy family.
If you live with a woman, she's going to like see you like, you know, lay around the house, be lazy. She's going to lose respect for you. That's why she fucks someone else. My women can't lose respect for me because all they ever do is see me fucking win.
Because I'm a winner.
This is really important. We're going to talk about this later.
So women ain't gonna cheat unless you deserve it. And if they cheat, so what?
You got a new opening.
They lose the house.
They lose the car. They lose the salary.
I'm keeping the house. You can sue that company in Portugal because your rent's due and you're out. See ya.
Hit the streets.
Oran Juice Jones up in his motherfucker.
Trixx are for kids!
Now that joke's gonna go over all your heads, but I'm Unk and it was funny.
Now...
To keep all of this running,
You also need two other important elements. One, you need a security team.
Thank you.
And two,
One, you need a security team, two, you need a PA.
You need the security team not only to protect you and protect your compound,
Because you're rich now and you got really expensive shit in there.
But, also you need a security team to ferry the girls from place to place a lot of the time. Like, they can Uber and taxi, but it's a bit messy.
The security team, when you have four or five goons full time, and you have Maybachs and, you know, armored cars, you could just say, go get this one. Go get that one. Go get this one. Take her there. Take her here. Take her there. In an album, you can see five girls in a day.
People say, "Andrew, how do you have so many kids?" Because I'm super fucking dead.
I can see six kids in a day. Bop bop, bop bop, bop bop, two at a time. Bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop. I can have the boys fucking fight into Megadeth. I can have the girls cleaning up Barbies. I can have it all done by fucking 2 p.m.
I'm a winner.
That's the important part of the security team. But even more important than the security team is the PA.
Now the PA,
The PA is your right-hand woman.
In the pimp game, they call it a bottom bitch, but we don't use those terms anymore because they play them back in court.
Your PA is the most important woman in your life.
Because the PA is your shield against the feminine attempts.
to garner control over your life.
So women in this setup will start with nagging.
And they'll realize that doesn't work because you can't really nag a guy in a multi-million pound HQ surrounded by Ferraris and Lambos because he doesn't give a shit.
Like you can nag all you want, but it doesn't work. So then what women start trying to do?
is they start trying to be smart.
and saying, "Oh, I need some help with the baby."
What?
I pay all the bills and I made the baby. The rest is on you. I've never changed a diaper in my fucking life, bro.
What help do you need?
Oh, we need help because we have to go and get clothes.
All right, then take security.
Oh, okay. Yeah, but I need to get picked up at 3:30 p.m. Oh
Okay, I'll tell security 330. And it might be in an hour because I need to go to three places. They start spamming you with requests. Stupid requests. Dumb shit that's below your pay grade. And all these women are doing it. Like 20 of them. I need this.
My fucking mind.
Why fuck, I'm trying to escape, you fucking leave me alone!
That's why you have a PA.
Your PA is your shield against everything. I talk to my women about my kids that I love.
They're titties that I enjoy.
Any request, any problem, any help around the house, any girl crap, any of that goes to my PA.
When they message me, "Hi, I need help with P8."
Mary is her name. Message Mary. Don't message me again. I'm working.
Reverse, Marcel! Reverk- Fuck you, bro! Pick up four, you little fucking black bitch! Pick the cotton, you little pussyhole! Should be used to picking things up by now. You and your fucking ancestors- Message Mary, I'm busy.
You and your fucking ancestors. Yeah, that's right. It's blue, bitch.
Thank you.
*slurping*
and your PA's on your side, because you need an older woman. She needs to be like older than all your baby mamas.
So they respect her.
You know, they have to look up to her.
Like you're a baby mama, you're 30, and this 50 year old woman's like,
Can I help you?
And don't let her be nice to them. She has to be nice enough so there's no beef. But also, like, the problem is with men, like...
Men are such fucking losers nowadays. I see it all the time.
Most of you guys will get PA and your wife will request something and the PA will reply rude.
And you'll be like, don't talk to the mother of my kids that way. You're fired.
And you wonder why your wife thinks you're a fucking dickhead.
If my PA is rude to my women, I'm like, yeah, she's busy doing important stuff. Of course she's rude. Do you want to help her? No.
She's allowed to talk to you however the fuck she wants.
She's busy and you're spamming her about fucking IKEA times. What do you want?
Shut up and do as you're told.
Your PA is also in charge of flying your women in and out.
your international girlfriends, separate conversation. But the PA has to be older so she has authority.
And she has to remind them, you know, it's like,
Girls.
Back in my day,
I was raising seven kids with no help, no job, no driver, no security, no Bentley, no apartment, no millionaire, nothing. Just me out here working in a fucking field raising seven kids alone at home.
in a fucking Romanian village.
You women are spoil as fuck.
Living in fucking penthouses with Bentleys complaining about the Ikea times to go spend your allowance.
You better talk to Andrew with some fucking respect.
And they sit there and go, yeah, you're right.
And then when you and your PA meet up, she's like, man, these women, you are so nice, Andrew. You're so nice. They're so spoiled. I was like, I know.
I'm too nice, aren't I? You're way too nice. Back in my day, I had to raise all seven kids by myself.
Out in the field, we had to eat dirt. I was like, I know, you're right. And these bitches are eating food. They never eat dirt. They hardly ever eat dirt, like twice a month.
She's like, "Yeah, you're way too nice, Andrew." I'm like, "I know."
So your PA is your shield.
Mary. Message Mary. Message Mary. Mary. Mary. Mary. Don't talk to me unless it includes a nude pic or something cute of my child or entertain me. Tell me a joke, bitch. Tell me something good. Don't message me with dumb shit.
When you get the PA set up, you get the girls around, your girlfriends become friends, and
with
the girlfriends of the other guys at HQ. You got the satellite system set up. You got the security team. You got the big gate so women can't get in.
If they turn up and try and like break in, sometimes you're having like a girlfriend at the house and like a baby mama comes to the house.
Trying to like get in. I know she's in there.
That's when you put on Steven Seagal under siege and you watch it and you laugh with the guys.
So when your baby mom is turned off and bang on the door saying, "I know you got girls in there!" You just put on Under Siege.
And then the girl you're on a date with is like, "Why are we watching this old movie?" He's like, "Because I'm under siege. Don't worry about it."
And she sits there confused and you and all the guys sit there laughing.
That's what you do.
So that's that problem fixed. When you've done that,
True story. When you've done this,
You're now living the optimum life. You live with men, you're mega competitive,
Your women are loyal and obey you. You only get to talk to them about things you want to talk to. They're taken care of by your PA. You get to have children and you don't get to become, you don't have to become a wife guy and your life stays great.
That's how HQ works. That's the setup.
And we have HQs in Romania and Dubai and America. We have HQs all around the world. This is the only way to possibly live as a man. Now, it's expensive, yes, but...
I ain't broke.
This is how you want to live. You don't want to live with a chick, bro. Whatever you do, you'll lose your competitive edge. She'll fall out of love with you. You'll fall out of love with her. It's fucking awful.
It's awful.
Now, the women are going to try and move into HQ.
So like a woman will come over to HQ and she'll like bring some stuff and she'll like put some stuff around and she'll be like, I'll cook for us tonight. And she'll try and like stay.
You know, and you just got to be firm with it. You just got to say, look, it's been very nice having you here for the last two days.
But this is a headquarters and the headquarters is primarily for making money. That is the function is for me to handle my business and my business involves other people who you don't like.
So unless you want to get along with the other four, you're going to have to go home right now.
Because the other four are coming over.
Straight.
Straight business.
You can't see the they can't tell you not to see other girls.
This whole setup prevents that.
You can't tell me what to do with my fucking life and my fucking house.
I have other people to see who you don't want to see. You won't play nice, you don't like playing with titties, then go home.
This is Headquarters.
Shit's gotta be done.
Money happy make.
See ya!
And that's how you keep the optimum life set up.
Now, I'm answering questions. I see some super chats here.
Super chats have to be above $50. I'll answer all questions about headquarters.
While the super chat's coming, so I'll read them all at once. I'm now going to play you a video of Headquarters.
I'm only going to show half of it. I'm not going to show all of it.
But before I do that, in fact, because this is my show and I can do whatever the fuck I want, I'm gonna piss.
That's what I'm gonna do. Because this is my show and I can do whatever the fuck I want, I'm gonna take my big long
Black schlong and piss. Then I'm going to show you headquarters, and there's a lot of rooms I'm not going to show you.
Because this will eventually be used to build a blueprint to raid my house again, decal. But I will show you, you know, the basics.
You know?
Back in a jiffy.
Thank you.
Thank you.
- Okay.
Thank you.
Thanks.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
- Excuse me.
Robin?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hi friends! So...
I'm gonna talk through the video. I'm not gonna play it in full.
But first I'm going to do a talk through of it.
And I filmed this video two minutes before the emergency meeting, guys, so, uh...
Two minutes before we started this, I would like some credit for the work I put in.
Please.
Shows I'm dedicated to the cause. I'd like some credit. Put one in the chat if I fucking am too good for all you niggers. $50 Super Chats only.
for questions. Let's talk through HQ. So this is
The podcast studio. This is where the emergency meetings take place.
This is where I am right now.
And that leads directly out to the security office. And you can see here the security office. We have cameras of the entire perimeter.
Because when you live with all your friends,
The chance of you getting raided by the police is 100%. Unless you're real faggots, bro.
You're gonna live with ten other guys and be millionaires and the police ain't gonna turn up ever.
Imagine living with 10 of your best friends and being a millionaire and the police never turn up.
Ever.
What kind of pussy must you be? If you can get 10 guys in one house living together, having fun...
making millions of dollars, and never, ever, ever get raided by the police, you may as well just fucking kill yourself.
at that point.
Because the police are definitely going to come if you're having any kind of fun life.
So you go have your security team watching.
So when the police come, they can press a button that sets alarms out throughout the whole house so you can all wipe your phones.
Da!
Normal, standard. So the security office here, you can see all the cameras. Guys, security office.
You can see everything here.
Tate logo. This room is all, I can't tell you what's in there.
But it's fucking cool.
It is so fucking cool what's in that door.
What's the coolest thing you could have in a house? What do billionaires keep having in their house?
Think about it. What do billionaires keep buying?
I'll show you one day. It's fucking awesome. Fucking awesome!
Go outside?
We have a GLS Maybach here. I like the, instead of the normal Maybachs, I like the SUV Maybachs because mine's armored. And when it's armored, it just feels, you know, as heavy as a fucking tank.
So we have a May back here.
And this is what the security team to drive me around, pick up the children, to go back and forth between the satellite places. That's one of one of the many cars. I have about seven or eight cars for the security team, but this is one of my favorite ones. This is this morning.
I took it actually because I had to go and check in with the police because I got raided by the police. Human trafficking. So that's why it's sitting there. Next to it is a Colonel Zagiesko.
$7 million car.
Right there just chillin', she's just chillin'.
Yeah, I've got 103 cars.
in different warehouses around the world.
and I've got two Yescos, and I really love it. Beautiful car. Only $7 million, so I bought two.
So cool.
This is my Yesco.
Thank you.
And then we have here, we have the gate.
Because you're going to need a gate.
Because they're going to raid your house.
Okay.
So now let me show you one of the bedrooms. You know, I was talking earlier about bedrooms, giving examples of how like bedrooms, you have your own little apartment.
This is the bedroom quality that exists within headquarters. Everyone, all the guys who live here, like eight of us live here, we all have something similar set up to this.
So there's a bedroom above the podcast studio. So you have a little living room. You have a TV.
If you want to have a girl over and be romantic and be gay, you can sit and have a little private time with your girl.
We have a little balcony, you have the bed and the bedroom.
Some teddy bears.
You got your own bathroom here, shower, bathroom, everything. So you got your own little apartment, basically. It's a one-bedroom apartment.
And this is what all of our bedrooms are. So if like our girls are over and we don't want to see them too much or they annoy us or we want to sit and watch a movie with a chick, whatever, we just go to our little apartments.
I'm not going to show you any more bedrooms, but that's what the bedrooms on all of HQ look like. There's like nine or ten bedrooms total.
The gate, because you're going to get raided by police, you need to have a big-ass gate.
That's why everyone makes fun of my house, by the way. Everyone's like, he lives in a warehouse. He should live in a nice, pretty mansion with glass doors and candles. Yeah, until the fucking ops turn up. Until the Albanians want to fucking kill me.
I don't have windows. I have steel. I have fucking steel. Of course it looks like the Batcave. I'm fucking Batman.
DECAW have struggled. The last time they tried to raid my house, they were outside for an hour and a half. You can't get in my house.
The feds can't get in my house. The ops can't get in my house. The girlfriends, the baby mamas, you can't get in. You can't get in. You're not invited.
Fuck off!
Why would I want a pretty ass house with a pretty facade? Oh, look how pretty it is when the fucking feds turn up.
No thanks.
Big ass gay.
Suck it!
Come on, big ass gate right here.
Do something!
It's got a big gate.
Thank you.
Amen.
Got the pool?
pool area, some pool furniture. I'm changing all the furniture, but it's fine. I've got the pool area. Now, another good thing about living at HQ is when your friends bring their girlfriends over, you say, bring some friends. So because there's like 10 guys here, someone always knows a chick.
So when a guy brings a girlfriend over,
Even if like you can meet a brand new girl. Imagine, imagine you live in a HQ. Guys, imagine the dream. You wake up, you walk up by your pool. There's a brand new girl you've never seen before.
And she's bad.
I'm like, hello. She's like, oh, hi, I'm here with...
I would say Marcel, but no one's ever here with Marcel. I'm here with Alex.
No one's ever here with Alex.
Tristan.
Cut the bullshit.
Oh, really?
Cool. Yeah, I just met him. That's nice. Got any friends?
Yeah. Okay. Invite your friends over. Let's have a pool party and a barbecue. Really? Yeah, sure.
Bam. I've been awake for four seconds and I now have ten new beautiful women in my house. You wonder why I have so many kids?
That's how.
So another good thing about living with your friends
is that their girlfriends have friends.
So you never need to worry about dating, going to the club, jester, none of that shit.
You can do any of it. You say, bring your girls over. Let's put some music on. Let's have a barbecue.
You're so nice, everyone on the internet said you're mean, but you're really nice.
I know.
I know.
No girls over 25, they're all miserable Bring young ones Because young girls are happy Once they get to 25, they all just become suicidal for some reason How old are you? 19? Okay
That's fine.
All your friends are in the same school? Great. Alright. Who wants a baby? So, here's the pool.
Jacuzzi, sauna.
I don't really like saunas. I don't really like jacuzzis.
But you know,
They're pennies. What's like 20 grand, 30 grand. I spend it on lunch. Who gives a shit? So the jacuzzi is permanently on. It's always working because staff come and deal with all that crap. So I'm just showing you. We've got the jacuzzi here.
Got the sauna there. Now this is the corner area. And this was supposed to be just for chilling, but I put a little gym there. 'Cause sometimes I like to work out outside.
You know? Sometimes I like to work outside so I have an indoor gym and an outdoor gym. It's basic,
But it doesn't matter because it's about the will. You don't need a fancy gym. You need the will to succeed. You need to just keep trying, keep fighting. So I've got a basic gym outside. And I've also got a TV and a Nintendo Switch.
Here.
You see?
because sometimes I like to play video games outside.
I'm an outdoorsman
Because I'm an outdoorsman and I enjoy outdoor activities,
Sometimes I play my video games outside.
You know, outdoor boys, you know, that guy who has to go to Alaska and hide in a tent to try and get away from his wife. And he has to like survive out in the wilderness. And he has to like chop down trees and do all these things to try and survive on the edge. I mean, that might be hard, but have you ever tried playing Smash Bros outside?
Ever tried fighting Ganondorf when he has Pokeballs?
You want to talk about survival in the outdoors? I'll show you survival.
I'm an outdoorsman. I'm the best outdoorsman ever. I really enjoy outdoor activities. That's why I play my video games outside sometimes.
Okay?
I like to stay active.
You know? It's a sunny day! Let's play our video games outside.
You can't just sit inside and play video games all day. I'm not inside.
I'm outside playing video games all day.
What's the problem? I'm getting my vitamin D.
I'm an outdoorsman.
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So funny. So, um...
I didn't really show it here, but you got a little barbecue pit. You can see in the reflection there. Next to the Yesco, we got a little barbecue pit back there so you can have all your staff do barbecuing.
I have three full time staff who live here.
And, uh...
They're my guys, my friends. And they make the shisha. One's a chef.
So if I say barbecue, he'll start cooking.
I've got a full-time chef who lives with me. I've got a full-time shisha, coffee guy. They clean the cars. They keep everything maintained and running.
you know,
bring waters, whatever, whatever. So I've got full-time guys who live here.
My G's?
So they're around. So I can have a barbecue on a moment's notice. I'm that fucking guy.
You want to have a barbecue, you have to go, Hi, wife, maybe on Friday we could have a barbecue, and maybe we could invite some other couples over, and we could sit around, and we could all sit as a couple.
Because you're gay. If I want to have a barbecue, I say...
Yo, Christie, start a barbecue.
He goes out there, starts frying some meat. All my best friends are already in my house. Put on some music. The guys are already there. If there's baby mamas around, we keep them around or we kick them out. Someone calls a girlfriend, her friends come over, bam, bam, two minutes later, pool party, barbecue off the chain, five minutes, five minutes, speed, speed, speed wins.
No fucking around.
So I have fun on tap.
Just waiting for me.
This door is blast proof. This is the door DECOT couldn't get in last time. DECOT! DECOT! Hey, hey, remember this door?
You remember? An hour and a half? You remember?
Yeah.
Pussies. So they couldn't get past this door. It's from Switzerland. It's blast proof. Costs $136,000.
Did I get you on today? Of course, sir. Good.
So I take back everything I said about living with my friends. I hate Bailey.
Fuck him.
The reason I make so much content and I'm so funny is because I live with my video team, because they're my friends.
Except for Bayley.
On a serious level, bro, fuck that guy.
He's always just like, oh, camera. And it's always just...
It's like, fuck off. I'm trying to film my fucking house. Fuck off.
He's as bad as Marcel.
Now the house is a bit messy because it's first thing in the morning.
It's a bit messy. Sorry about that. That's Christy. That's Christy, the chef.
Real G.
So we got the World Cup on. We got here the living room. It's a bit messy. Like I said, the cleaners are here.
- Call him, Jim.
And coffee, please.
It's my G. Lewis making the shisha, real G. Here's the work area. We have the work desks. So we have like four or five work stations. You can also see there's another camera feed here. Because like I said, the police are going to raid me.
I'm that guy. So I like to know they're coming. So we have camera feed in the security office. We have a camera feed in the main room here.
You can see it got a Ducati there. Why not?
There's my world title belts. There's another bedroom there. There's six bedrooms upstairs, a bunch of bedrooms, all like the apartment you saw.
Main living area, nice and open. Nothing closed off, nice and open. No fucking little gay candles. No little fucking bouquets of flowers.
Just the guy sitting around big screen, watching sports, playing fucking Smash Bros.
*sniff*
This is the main living room. Got Street Fighter arcade game over there. I am...
Bruv, Street Fire, I fucked Tristan up at Street Fire. He will never beat me.
You will never beat me at Street Fighter. So the work area.
A Ducati, because why the fuck not?
This is the war room. And if you notice, if I go back a tiny bit, the war room also has a blast-proof door. So we have another door we can close. You see that door is also, even if they spend two hours getting through the first door, if we lock that door, it's another two hours of safety. So we have the war room. I've always wanted to build an escape.
from the war room like an underground tunnel that escapes outside of the compound?
And if I did build that, I would never show it on camera.
Yeah.
So we have the war room here, panic room.
It's about the safe. Another camera feed.
Go see if the feds are coming. So let's imagine like, or the enemies, the ops, whatever. They killed my security team. They got AK-47s. It's World War III. They killed my security team. They're busting in my front door. They brushed that in. I've closed the war room door. They're trying to get through that door and I have to escape underground outside of the compound to the land behind where there's a boat waiting.
I'm that guy.
Top G, hard to kill.
Thank you.
Got some booze, got some cigars, got a humidor in there, you know, it's the war room, let's
Got my American Express Platinum here. Another camera feed, as I said, so we can see all the police coming.
workstations,
Go through here. It's a bit dark because I've got the shutters down. So...
In the mornings, because this is early in the morning, we open all the shutters up to make the house light.
But at night we close them all in case police raid at night because these are bulletproof shutters. So you can't break in the glass.
because if you have Windows, please break in.
That's why you can't have any windows in your house. I have no windows. I have...
bulletproof shutters that come down over every window. And every morning I open them up for nice and light. And then if we press the alarm button, they all go, "Dir, dir, dir." And they close down, the house starts going, "Whoop, whoop, whoop." And everyone starts laughing and wiping our phones, going, "D-Cart are here." "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha." And then we leave them outside and have coffee in the war room. Like last time. Like last time, me and Tristan smoked cigars and had coffee in the war room for an hour and a half while they banged on the door. "Please let me in, please. Please let me in. Please." And after we wiped all of our phones and got bored, we opened the door for them.
After two hours, like this is taking too long. Hi guys, what do you want?
Give me your phone. Ah, reset. Shit.
Here you go, bro.
Get fucked.
So it's a bit dark in here right now. I didn't turn the lights on. So we've got a corner area here where the TV can chill. You've got the gym, the fight gym.
Thank you.
So we've got the corner area here, you can sit, chill, watch TV. We've got Smash Bros there as well. Marcel loses, got the boxing ring.
Got treadmill, got some weights here, punch bag.
That's all the fight, Jim, here. We're about to do a big event for the War Room. If you're not in the War Room, join.
The war room is going to have an event in Romania, probably in August. And we're going to get like the dog, we're going to get everyone into the fight gym. We're going to like, throw down in the ring.
and see who can survive longest, like the fucking dog pound is gonna be sick.
So, um...
Because the War Room members are permanently welcome at HQ. You can just come to HQ. It's the War Room HQ is the point of it.
So we've got the fight gym here. Upstairs above the fight gym, up those stairs, you've got four or five more apartment bedrooms.
Four or five more guys live up there with their full apartment bedrooms. We've got a full cinema up there. I didn't show the cinema. I forgot in my video. We've got a cinema upstairs as well. Like a full big cinema area. You can sit and eat popcorn and watch cinema movies. So we've got cinema. I forgot to show it. Oh well. Cinema and bedrooms are upstairs. Yes.
And then it's still a bit of construction because we haven't completely finished the fight gym yet. That's why we're going to finish it all before the War Room event. That's why there's a little bit of shower and blah blah blah. That's why there's a little bit of construction stuff here. And then we have the car garage.
Here, so we got
SF90 Spider
Valhalla. Ravualto.
Vanquish
Hurrican.
The M5, the 1000 horsepower M5, and Tristan's fucking Lada.
I don't know why he puts... I don't know why his Lada is in the garage.
I've told him he doesn't need to fucking protect it from the rain, but he pretends it matters, so his lot is there.
It's called the whips.
Thank you.
This is the life, gentlemen.
This is it.
This is the life you want to live.
I've got everything I need, just like the meme. I've got the gym, indoor, outdoor. I've got Smash Bros, indoor, outdoor, security team, podcast studio. I've got cameras everywhere to see everything going on. I've got my privacy in my apartments. I've got all my whips. I've got everything.
And I can decide if this is a house full of loving children
who care about me.
I can decide if I want to be uncle to Tristan's kids.
"Uncle Andrew!" Tristan brings all his kids and I bring all my kids. And there's like 20 kids and there's a big happy family vibe like the olden days.
You're marrying one chick and sitting with one chick. Your kids hate you, bro.
My kids grow up with all their cousins. There's like 20 kids around, huge big families.
You say I'm a bad dad. I got to grow up, grow up.
in huge households full of people.
Kids everywhere.
Christmas Day, New Ne- Thanksgiving!
We didn't have to drive across state. None of that shit. Everyone together, 20, 30 people, all related. Beautiful vibe.
We get to decide if we have that, or we get to decide if it's just guys training, or we get to decide if it's us guys plus a bunch of fucking hot 19-year-old chicks. And we can decide it all on a whim. One message. Done.
Message my PA. Bring the hose.
Bring the kids.
One message. Done.
I get to choose the entire vibe of my house.
Your house vibe is, I'm living with a chick and she's baking muffins and we have to watch Twilight tonight or she yells at me.
My house vibe is do I want a party? Do I want a pool party? Do I want a barbecue? Do I want to see my children? Do I want to live with the mandem? Just guys? Are we training? Are we making money today? What are we doing? I get to just...
Chop and change. Anything I want. Anytime I want.
Let me go do an emergency meeting, let me hit the gym, let me jump into Yesco, let me see my sons, let me see my daughters, let me see my baddies, whatever.
Flexibility.
That's what life is about as a man. That's why HQ is undefeated. It is the only life worth living as a man. It is undefeated. If you live with a woman...
You're going to catch her taking a shit.
Is that the life you want to live?
Is that the person you want to be?
Not me.
I've never seen any of my women without makeup.
Ever.
Ever. You're sitting around with some fucking girl who looks good on Instagram. She'll do all her makeup and do all these stories and look amazing on Instagram for other men. And you're sitting around while she's in a t-shirt eating pretzels.
Looking like a fucking slob.
And you're like, and then they put those memes up. They put those fucking videos up. Even when you look like a slob, your boyfriend still wants to fuck you. Have you seen those where she's like walking around in a t-shirt and the guy's like creeping on her? Yeah, because he's desperate.
He's desperate. In Afghanistan, they fuck pigs or donkeys. It's all they can get. And you're the house pig.
And his willy's hard.
So he goes up to the house pig without makeup. Hi, babe. It's been a while since we've done it.
I've got a headache.
What the fuck is this? Kill yourself.
I say to my women, come over. She says, I have to do my makeup.
See you in an hour then.
My bitches turn up in heels. They turn up with their makeup done, hair done, looking perfect, head to toe. They all look fucking great all the time. Never seen them look ugly ever. They're not sitting around my house lounging around looking like shit ever. All fucking on point. All baddies. All.
If they have to go and they have to go do their beauty treatments and shit, do it at your house.
Not my house.
You live with a woman there's too much familiarity. She'll fall out love with you. You'll fall out of love with her You're sitting there with these fucking brat ass kids. I
People have seen the videos of my son training
I click.
And he squat, jab, cross, click. And he obeys me. And they're like, oh, I wish my son would obey. Your son doesn't obey because you're there all the time. These Christian dads are like, you need to be with your kids all the time. Your kids look at you like the fucking pussy you are.
So they don't respect you.
When a son goes over to Batman's house.
And dad, Batman, is with 10 other fucking Batman-esque niggers.
and he starts saying train, the son is like, yes, sir.
You're gonna get your shit straight.
You can't be living with a fucking chick one-on-one with this fucking crap. Fuck it off. It'll destroy you. It's why it never works. No one stays married. It's why your kids suck. It's why your daughters are whores. It's why your woman cheats. It's why you're depressed. It's why you're fat. All of your problems come from the same thing. You need a HQ. And to get a HQ, you need money.
And to get money, I'm going to help you.
Thank you.
Because something big is coming to the Rumble wallet
Shortly and every single emergency meeting I've been doing so far. I've been mentioning the rumble wallet because you're gonna need it. I
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So that's how HQ works. That's the mechanics behind it. I would actually be very interested
In your feedback, gentlemen, I'd like to hear what you think about it.
So we can do the super chats. You can tweet at me.
I'm looking forward to seeing what my fellow white supremacist Nick has to say about my setup. Maybe it's not very Christian.
Maybe it's not very Christian, Nick. Nick, I'm talking to you. Maybe it's not very Christian.
Maybe it's not very Christian to have 20 women I haven't married and I have a bunch of kids and loads of money. Maybe it's not very Christian. Maybe he doesn't say in the Bible, have a HQ. Maybe you're right.
Maybe you're right.
Maybe the Christian thing to do is to fucking take her to church and forgive her for her sins.
Forgive her for all the jizz she swallowed.
and believe that she's born again.
And I should sit with her and hold her hand all day.
Maybe that's the Christian thing to do.
Maybe I should be like Matt Walsh.
Saying Andrew Tate doesn't understand how to be a dad.
My son would beat the fuck out of your son. Choose your best kid, pussyhole. Choose your best kid, you fucking punk. Get your best Pokemon. My son will beat your son to a fucking pulp. Shut the fuck up.
Bitch nigger. I've got a beard!
I'm not gonna have a beard that looks gay. My beard looks cool.
You suck and your kids suck.
Bet your wife sits around the house with no makeup on.
Couldn't be me!
All I do is win.
All I do is fucking win Win win win You know when I had all these girlfriends People would say He's going to have all these girlfriends One day he's going to wish he had kids and family instead
I got double-digit kids
You can't be a playboy because then you're not going to have anything that matters. I would give up being a playboy and give up sex forever to have my two kids. Yeah, well, I didn't have to give up anything. I have as many fucking orgies as I want. And I have 20 kids.
I win.
So now what are you going to do?
Arrest me.
Give a shit, it's funny. Getting arrested is funny.
Going to jail is funny. It's all funny.
So yeah, sorry Nick.
It's not very Christian.
But you know what?
Okay.
I'm just a guy.
I'm just a guy. I'm using white man's organization with black man's pimping, give me money, give me women, give me children, give me status, give me fast cars, give me diamonds, but the white man's mind to get it all, and I'm combined into a fucking superhuman, okay?
So download the Rumble wallet today.
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