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♪ I'm sorry ♪ ♪ I'm the emergency meeting ♪
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on things.
Sorry for the slight delay, ladies and gentlemen. My...
audio video guy, Bailey Bolton
was very slow in setting things up. In fact, just before this went live he was
rushing around, setting up cameras,
Late as always.
by one minute this time. Last time it was about 25 minutes. Either way, I appreciate all of you joining me. I guess the plan today
And I don't have much of a plan.
is to react to all of your super chats. I don't care if they're $1, $2, because I didn't prepare for much of a podcast. I'll tell you what I was doing.
I'm in Romania by choice.
You know, not stuck here anymore. No legal problems hanging over my head.
And I'm here by choice.
and I was sitting out in my garden.
and I was reflecting
on
how much house arrest didn't actually suck. I was in my garden, I'm looking around, I've got
$15 million worth of cars, I've got a gym, I was training outside, I'm sitting by the pool and I just thought
This is what house arrest was like.
But now I'm doing it voluntarily by choice. I could be in Dubai. I could be in Hong Kong. I could be in the United States. I could be anywhere.
And here I am laying by my pool outside in the sun just like I was on house arrest but I'm not on house arrest. And I realized house arrest for me...
didn't really suck.
that much at all.
Because now that I'm free from it,
I'm doing the exact same thing
apart from
I'm not streaming on emergency meetings and that about one o'clock, two o'clock today in the middle of the sun, I decided to say, you know what?
Run an emergency meeting.
and make the topic of the emergency meeting, it's a sunny day.
So,
As it's a sunny day and we're doing an emergency meeting, there basically is nothing to discuss. I have a few talking points that were suggested to me on people on Twitter. They asked, what do I think of this? What do I think of that? But I am going to be replying.
THE END OF THE END OF THE
To Super Chats in real time, if there's a topic you want to hear my opinion on, or if there's a question you have for me, please do Super Chat it in.
and I'll be happy to talk. I asked the chat before
I came online
But I'm not following the chat anymore. I was on the chat just before I came online. So first and foremost...
Yeah.
I'd like to discuss the Rico Verhoeven and Usyk
boxing match, which was super exciting. So full disclosure,
I know Usyk. I've met him, at least. I've spent some time with him. And I know Rico. I've met him and spent some time with him. I speak with him a little bit. So I know both of these guys.
So...
When I woke up in the morning, I actually missed the fight. I was super tired, super busy, fell asleep, woke up in the morning, and I saw that it was a TKO stoppage in round 11. And I actually gave a congratulatory message out to Mr. Verhoeven on Twitter. I said, you know, fucking hell, well done, 11 rounds in another man's territory. But it was only this morning when I actually watched the full fight.
- Thank you.
And now I'm upset. I'm upset because...
I actually had the fight scored dead even.
11 rounds in, Rico Verhoeven with a boxing record of zero.
0 and 1 now.
took on the World Heavyweight Champion and
To some people he was winning. To some people he was slightly behind. To a lot of people like me, it was very, very even. The referee stopped the fight after the bell.
The bell went,
And then he called the fight off instead of letting Rico sit down, take a 60 seconds to recover, and then get up to finish the 12th and final round. And the 12th and final round.
I think would have been one of the most exciting rounds in the history of boxing because I think both men
Knew it was...
on down to the wire. Both men knew that everything was on the line and it would have been a very, very good
you know, final to a heavyweight world title shot. But what Rico did is nothing short of miraculous, and nobody should be talking any shit about Rico Rehoven now. People have often
criticized kickboxers and kickboxing saying, ah, well, it's not the same. It hasn't got the same pedigree as boxing. But, you know, every sport has special athletes. And I've always said that Rico is the best heavyweight kickboxer that there's ever been.
not just of our generation that there's ever been. And I think he proved that.
going
11 rounds with the heavyweight champion boxing without the use of his legs. And in kickboxing, you have different types of fighters. You have guys who kick, you have kickers, and you have punchers. Rico is a kicker.
This is the thing. Rico has very, very big legs, very fast legs for a heavyweight. And those were completely taken away from him and he still managed to go 11 rounds.
Um...
Yeah, crazy. I'd like to see a rematch.
And as I said, may the best man win. I've met Usyk and I've met Rico.
Um,
I met Rico for the first time many years ago. We have lots of mutual friends in the Netherlands, but he actually...
for his MMA debut at a show here in Romania I was commentating on.
But that was a long time ago. I don't know, maybe eight, nine years ago. That was a long, long while ago. But I do know who he is, and we do speak...
occasionally on DM so congratulations to him. Now, there is one topic
that was very interested in talking about.
and that is Hassan Piker is going to jail.
Hasan Piker.
is going to jail.
for conspiring against the United States government with communist governments like Cuba. Now, I don't know if anyone knows who Hassan Piker is. He's had one interaction ever with my brother when my brother was speaking to Aidan Ross and Hassan popped up and started giving his communist Red Book manifesto bullshit to Andrew. And Andrew said, "Ditch the nerd." Cut the nerd off.
I've never spoken to him directly or indirectly since then.
However, he has nothing but bad things to say about me.
And he has bad things to say about me all the time. And what's funny is this. Keep in mind right now, no indictment thrown out of court, completely free to go. I'm a free man.
And all this crap in Romania is no longer hanging over my head. But Hassan Piker had a bunch of shit to say about me when I was getting arrested, being thrown in jail, dragged through three years of psychological and physical torture for basically no reason at all. But Hassan Piker was like...
Hey guys!
Politically motivated Matrix attacks
don't exist. The reason the Tates are in jail is because the Tates
There's evidence that the Tate's deed crimes. And even though they've never had a trial, it's normal to lock them up for all these years,
blah blah blah, there's no such thing as government sponsored
matrix attacks using the legal system. And what's his defense now that the American government is after him for being a traitor? It's a government
motivated political attack. I thought they didn't exist nigger.
Or do they exist now? Because they didn't exist when they were attacking me.
And whether or not it was a government matrix attack, I beat it. And whether or not, like you say, there was actually evidence against me and they had a reason to arrest me, I beat it. So I'm out of the woods.
but your ass is in a load of trouble.
Big trouble.
And...
I don't know the ins and outs of your case.
I know full well that you are in fact a communist.
A champagne socialist who flies around on private jets and drinks champagne and wears expensive clothes, but claims to want communism for everybody. Probably a paid asset, I'd assume, from Cuba or China. I don't know.
I don't know. That's what I'm assuming. I'm not making any professions of guilt. However, if you are in fact conspiring with foreign governments against the United States, I've got a few words for you.
- Thank you.
Ha-dee-ha.
Ha ha ha.
They're gonna get your ass.
Now, if you're 100% innocent, I genuinely hope you don't go to jail. I hope nothing bad happens to you. I don't want bad things to happen to innocent men. Obviously, when I was innocent, getting dragged in and out of jail, you had nothing but fucking laughs and smiles and LOLs, and, well, they're getting what they deserve.
and you know online all the time. So it's kind of funny.
that now I'm in the position to laugh at you and say, I hope you go to jail. I don't. I hope if
You don't go to jail.
I don't believe innocent men belong in jail, even Hassan Piker. However,
If you have been conspiring with foreign governments, if you've been taking money from Cuba, China,
to subvert
the young male population into believing communism is a good idea. Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.
love from Romania, a country where we all know the dangers of communism all too well. So it's pretty funny.
that he's now using the defense of, it's a government-sponsored matrix attack against me because the Republicans are just attacking me because of my political beliefs.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Thank you.
You didn't have much to say when that was happening to me, mate.
Wish you the best of luck.
Ha ha ha.
So,
Super Chat here
Hey Tristan, I'm a member of the real world and I'm a life insurance agent 19 years age. What general sales advice would you have for me from your sales experience? Used to do door to door sales selling windows.
Um...
I can't give you sales advice, but I can give you
ideas how to practice sales. The thing is, life
is sales.
Everyone who wants to hire you, fire you, do business with you, be your friend, sleep with you,
it's all sales so what you have to do is you have to take that mindset that you have when trying to close a deal and use it
towards everything else in life.
I would say
some of the best sales training advice I could give you is to try to flirt with more women.
Try to go up to women you don't know and talk to them and get their phone numbers. You don't have to sleep with them. I'm not encouraging you to be a womanizer. I'm not encouraging you to sleep around. I'm not encouraging you to have sex. I'm not encouraging you to do any of that. I'm encouraging you, if you wish to be good at sales, to go up to women that you find attractive and break the ice.
Because breaking the ice is the initial step
towards any successful sales. So if you're actually making this your lifeblood, if you've owned this and said, you know what, I'm going to be a salesman, I'm going to be a sales agent, that's what I want to do with my life, then make sure that you understand that you're always on
You're always on. So work isn't work. Life is sales. Everything you do is sales. Negotiate discounts everywhere you go. Walk up and break the ice with beautiful women everywhere you go. If you hear a conversation in a room held between men, walk over and interrupt the conversation and try and take control of the conversation. If you could do these things in real life, sales is fucking easy. I did sales for so long and I've been living the life that I lived for so long. There's no room you could sit me in, whether it be
Police prosecutors, my enemies, lawyers, where I'm not 100% comfortable and happy to fucking just manage the situation, have everyone laughing and eating out of my hand. I'm capable of doing that because I understand that I'm never off.
when it comes to sales. I'm never, you know, my brain and my mindset and the idea of trying to close is never, ever switched off.
ABC, always be closing.
Um...
I see someone in chat say I didn't reply. I thought I did reply. Now...
Before I get into any more Super Chats, I want to give a second...
to congratulate Emmanuel Macron on doing something cool.
for once.
And I know what you're thinking, Emmanuel Macron, the psycho lefty who's definitely married to a girl who's a transsexual and groomed him when he was a kid and he's weird and he floods his nation with foreigners and subverts Christian France and, you know, French people are suffering under the sky, yeah.
Yeah. You know, a broken clock...
is right twice a day.
and this man is very much a broken clock. Now what this man did is he banned
Zins.
Tobacco pouches. Now I take them.
I prefer Alps.
Shout out to Tucker Carlson. Fuck sins. But...
I use them and a lot of people use them.
So why do I think it's okay that France has made them severely illegal, punishable with up to five years in prison?
Well, I think it's pretty funny, to be honest, because I feel like
A good French president
If there was actually a real Frenchman in charge, he'd be a womanizer, a drinker. He'd be debaucherous. He'd be Silvio Berlusconi-esque, but more French, you know, a bit more perverted about it than cool and suave. But I feel like protecting...
your native culture
is extremely important in every single country. I feel like England
They should serve pints of beer everywhere.
I go into gastropubs and fancy restaurants in London and you can't buy a pint of beer. It's always little fucking cocktails with little flowers in them and shit. No, pints of beer should be for sale everywhere and they should be comparatively cheaper than everything else to encourage Englishmen to drink pints of beer because that is the English culture. Now, with France, they have destroyed their culture and subverted their people in basically every single which way. They've subverted the religion,
Churches keep magically catching on fire. They're letting mass numbers of third world migrants into their country, changing the demographic of France from a white Christian nation to a third world mix of mud soup. They've completely destroyed their culture. And the reason I'm congratulating Emmanuel Macron on this one good move is because it's the first time I have seen this nigger ever, ever do anything to protect Trump.
a cultural
norm of France.
Look.
I like tobacco pouches.
Lots of my friends like tobacco pouches. But if you're in Paris...
smoke cigarettes. You're French,
smoke cigarettes. Maybe this is a turning point for France. Maybe it's like
you know, banned tobacco pouches,
Make smoking indoors legal again.
kick out the migrants,
ban all signs in any other language but French, go back to not even speaking English and being ignorant again.
Get drunk every day, womanized, and live your French life. Maybe this is a stepping stone.
on the recovery to French culture.
Because smoking cigarettes is a very French thing to do. And Zins are Swedish or American if you want to count the chewing tobacco. I kind of like that he's finally made a move.
to protect the culture of France. I hope it's the first of many, but I also hope he gets kicked out in the next election and Marine Le Pen's party win and they actually bring back France in a very real way. But I think it's kind of cool to say, you know what, nah, fuck you.
Fuck you, you have to smoke cigarettes. You can't have Zins. This is France.
But then they should also do that a little bit further. I feel like no face coverings should be the norm and
I mean, face coverings don't happen. You go to Dubai, no one's covered their faces, really.
But in France, like all the Bangladeshis and Pakistanis cover their faces, halal slaughter transcends, you know, the Western way of stunning animals.
It is France.
So fucking smoke your cigs, you know, maybe cigars.
But no Zins. No Zins. No, not in France. I like this.
So I actually support Emmanuel Macron and I congratulate him
on his first good decision that protects the French culture.
I
"Tristan, what would you recommend about getting accused of sexual misconduct when there's clear evidence you're innocent and the woman only did it because she misses you?" Well...
I would sue that person. I mean,
I was accused of some type of sexual misconduct by one person, and I'm suing that person, and that lawsuit is at the end of this year. I mean, my accusation led to fucking me being thrown in jail, and the media slanting me, and the fucking remaining government robbing me, and getting railroaded. So I'm going to sue them for a lot of money, but yeah, I would sue those people. But there's also a very good way... I've actually got a new method I want to tell you about.
States when you know randomly accusing men of misconduct is fashionable especially if men have money because they accuse you and they look for the settlement they accuse they want the settlement and they want the out so
I would never settle, of course. I'd rather go to fucking prison and fight my innocence because I don't need to be...
I don't need to conduct sexual misconduct with women. Women fucking...
try to conduct sexual misconduct with me. So my new method is very simple. Now, it's illegal in most states to record people without their permission.
And I'm not saying to record people without their permission. What you do is...
you record them
with their permission.
So, if I'm on a date with a girl at a bar and it's nice and quiet,
Or I'm sitting back at my friend's house and she's there and we're sitting alone on the couch having some drinks. I'll say, I hope you don't mind.
But you know I got falsely accused before and I'm trying to protect myself. I'm going to record this conversation.
"Hi, do you mind if I record?" She goes, "Nope, don't mind if you record." I put my phone down and I just record the whole thing.
I have like 15 hour, 20 hour voice notes saved on my phones, which I then log away and erase from my device. Just in case anyone were ever to say,
that I did something or said something I didn't do or say. It's a very smart way to protect yourself. And I feel like young men, it's scary that we live in a world where you have to do this. But if you're, you know, on a date with a girl from school or college or high school, just ask her if she minds recording the...
interaction and just put the phone down, sit and have drinks with her for three, four, five hours.
to take on a taxi, send her home, and then you've got the voice message. Now, the voice message probably isn't ever going to be used because if you don't do anything wrong, you're not going to get accused. If you've been recording, if you haven't been recording, they can falsely accuse you. But if a girl was planning
on falsely accusing you or let's say she had a bad time on the date and thought fuck him I'm gonna try and extract some money from I'm gonna go to the police she's gonna second guess herself and think you know ah fuck he recorded the whole conversation I can't say that he did this I can't say that he said that I can't say that he you know did this against my will or I said the word stop so it's actually kind of a fun game because you think this would put a lot of women off but you know there's there are times when I'll do this protocol and I'll leave the phone there and I'll
sent into the phone and I'm like,
Well, we're in business here, and obviously I'm not going to get falsely accused, so we're all good.
So yeah.
Be very careful young men, be careful out there. It's a scary, scary world.
Hey Tristan, Ben here, The Real World member. I own British History brand, gaining 8 million views each month and selling hundreds of books. Would love to send you some copies as you enjoy your history.
Message me on Twitter.
and I will gladly take those. That's very cool, because I do like British history, because British history is the history of the world.
- Hi Tristan, I'm building a Comfort Plus brand
from scratch but it's not really taking off could you check it out and give feedback
Is that on Twitter or Instagram or where?
I don't even know what a comfort plush brand is.
Thank you.
Not getting feedback.
not getting, not taking off.
Looks like stuffed toys of some sort.
Hmm.
Well, I wish you the best of luck. It's not a business
Or market I understand too well.
What I would do is I would try to get them in the hands of famous people's kids.
and try and use the photos.
from there or trying to get these young guys who like play with toys for a living on their YouTube channel to deal with them
So
Do you feel as though God wants you to move to America? I know you said that almost a year ago. Well,
I don't know if you've noticed this.
But I'm always in fucking America.
I am in America this year
I will probably be in America seven or eight months...
of the entire year. So do I not live in America? I mean, because I stay in hotels and with my friends, I guess it doesn't count as like having an address there. But do I kind of live in America? Yeah, I kind of live there now. I feel like that's where
I wouldn't say it's a message from God, necessarily.
I would say that it's just...
I just feel it's the right thing to do. I feel like that's where
I'm going to rebuild my fortune. That's where I'm going to remake my name. America is a place where things happen.
Nothing happens in Romania, by the way. You know, all of those who think you're coming here, nothing happens here. And if you want to make something happen here, the government's just going to rob you and steal you, steal for you and accuse you of imaginary crimes. So stay away from Romania to actually make things happen.
I would just kind of
visit it to look at the old castles but America's where shits happens and that's where I'm gonna stay
So, um...
It's a very sunny day.
It's nice and sunny outside, it's hot, it's nice. I think I'm gonna go back.
outside.
and lay in the sun trying to get my tan on
Get my nigger fucking skin activated.
activate my vitamin d it's good for your bone density it's good for absolutely everything else
I just thought, "This reminds me of house arrest, but I miss doing emergency meetings."
Hey Tristan, this is an interesting one. How would you improve your looks as an Indian man? I understand the physique, but how would you go about your face?
I mean...
you know
I know Clavicular.
Like, I know him. I talk to him.
And he's a
cool dude and he's got his internet niche and he's doing his thing.
What do I think of Lux Maxing?
Dunno.
Don't know if it works.
Don't care if it works. I think I'm in a privileged
position because...
I'm handsome enough. Like...
I'm not particularly handsome.
But I'm 6 foot 4 and I've got big muscles.
And my face isn't necessarily ugly or fat.
I have no weird birthmarks or scars on my face. Like, I'm handsome enough...
That when you look like me and you're also a billionaire and you're charming and you could speak well, then like I've never thought, how do I improve my looks? How do I...
I don't know what's it what dick maxing I don't know what the what is it that these guys do
I don't really know what my thoughts are on looks maxing.
And also, what does a good looking guy look like?
you know,
I know a guy who's fucking big and ugly as fuck, but he's an MMA fighter and he looks terrifying.
And he's got a beautiful wife.
and a beautiful mistress.
Is he handsome? No.
He's some big fucking Romanian dude.
I know lots of guys who aren't particularly good looking who have beautiful women. So yeah, I believe in claviculars.
philosophy that the world is easier to navigate if you're better looking and if you're handsome
Better things happen to you, more opportunities arise. You probably light your sentences when you're fucking...
when the police try to lock you up I believe everything he says
Um, how much has he actually, the stuff he does with the hammer on the face, actually changed his looks?
I don't really know. I don't know how often he does this stuff. Um...
I think the basis of even what he does
is training. I mean, he takes a bunch of steroids that I'm not necessarily an advocate of, but training and getting your body into good shape is certainly a way of looks maxing.
So I've been saying that for years. People take you more seriously if you're in better shape, if you've got some muscles, if your neck is thick, if you've got big traps, big arms. So, I mean, I've always been a bit of a looks maxer myself in that regard.
But how much can you actually change your face? I don't know. And how much can you change the fact that you're Indian?
Also zero.
You can't change the fact that you're Indian.
I think with ethnicities and races it's a strange one.
Because I know Indians get a lot of shit, but...
I understand when I look at women,
that I find some ethnicities more attractive than others. For me, Russians and Eastern European women are the best looking in the world.
I think South Americans.
not attractive particularly
Southeast Asians not particularly attractive. Some Indian women are very beautiful. And if you were to ask your average woman, some women like black guys more than white guys, some like white guys more than black guys, some like Mexican guys.
I don't find
Many women who I talk to say I really like Indian guys, but that's just a challenge set for you in life. I guess you can't be everybody's type.
I know some Indian millionaires, some Indian well-to-do guys with beautiful wives, Western, Arabic, all sorts of different races. So if you can't get a wife, it's on you. Don't be...
Trying to ask me how to not look Indian.
I mean, what would, I mean, the question itself is pretty stupid. You're asking me.
"How to Look Less Indian."
as an Indian person.
I don't fucking know my guy. I've spent precisely zero minutes of my 37 years on this planet.
Thinking how can I look less Indian? It's not advice that you should really ask me because I don't know. Maybe ask an Indian who doesn't look Indian anymore.
I'm the wrong guy.
to ask that question.
But, yeah...
I wish everyone the absolute best of luck. I've had a fantastic day. I'm still having a fantastic day.
I've got beautiful, healthy children. My brother's fine.
I live with some of my best friends in the world.
I might go driving tomorrow.
Might film a driving vlog.
But uh...
As for today,
That's it. Just wanted to say hi. Just wanted to get my opinion on Hassan Piker out there. Just so it's in the ether because he's not going to read a tweet I send at him.
Peace out.
Have a wonderful day, everybody.
Bye.
Thank you.