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Hello, friends.
Welcome to a very special emergency meeting. Obviously, I got rid of Tristan because he's no good.
So I had to bring on a real G.
you know someone who can help us fix the western world you know when you're in my position and you're looking around and thinking who can help us
The other day I had to destroy some crypto dork because he was scared of an Italian speeding ticket And then he thought balling the replies afterwards to show that he somehow ray showed me would save him from the fact. He's a little bitch It's like these are the people who are supposed to be helping us resist enslavement. All the men are just gay and
Everything's fucked.
Obama's gay, everyone in the White House is gay, they're gay in the Senate, everything's fucking gay. So you're sitting there going, "Well, I need to find someone who can help me deal with all these faggots."
And then I thought there's the OG, there's the boss, there's the king of dealing with these problems. So I thought maybe he can help me because Tristan's no use. So we're going to talk to him in about three or four minutes. But first, obviously, it's time for Mr. Producer.
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So this is going to be an interview with a man who I believe should move into Western politics.
I think if we had him in Western politics in nearly any country in the West, we could get a lot of our problems fixed.
because I can't seem to find anyone else who's asking the pertinent and important questions. So if you haven't worked out who it is yet, I'm about to introduce him in a few seconds, and I'll let him introduce himself.
But his name is Simon.
In case you didn't know,
And you've probably seen him somewhere before. I'm about to bring Simon on and let him introduce himself. Simon, are you there?
See you.
Well, here I am. Greetings from Uganda. And hi, everyone. Bro, you are a viral sensation in the West. Did you know that?
Thank you.
Well, it's a little crazy. I've always asked myself why.
and
I'm just being totally. Well, I'm going to, I'm going to play everyone the clip that made you a global sensation. Let me play it all and remind them.
Of your amazing work, sir. So let me play this clip from 2012 We bring in the studio this morning one of the gay rights activists, mr. Should I call you mister? Oh
Pepe Julian Onzima, thank you for coming in. Thank you for having me. Why are you gay?
Who says I'm gay?
You're ugly. Bro, we need you to ask this to Obama. That's embarrassing. No, we need you to ask this to everybody. We need you to ask this to everyone in our government in every country.
I don't know how this happened, everyone's fucking gay! We need you to come and fix this mess!
Everything's messed up! What if I ask that question now?
If I ask that question now, why are you gay? Well, bro, we need it to be asked. So I've got some questions for you here, but I've got a little bit of your background. I know this clip was from 2012 and it went viral again in 2019.
You're almost daily on television. You're a big name in Uganda. Are you running things down there?
Well, I keep a very simple life, ironically. It's not a big deal.
No? Well, that's good. I've never been to Uganda. I've never been. I've got some babies over there in Africa and a couple other countries, but I haven't actually been there. I need to go check it out.
I hope this is not a lie.
no no this is for real bro i've been i've been everywhere i've got babies growing up over there they grow up strong in africa you know you gotta prepare the world's getting tough
The world's getting tough, you know.
That's my plan.
Globalism is coming to enslave us all, right? So I'm going to get global by putting soldiers in every continent. That's my plan.
Oh, you're crazy. So, you're daily on television. It says you're involved in farming. Is that true?
Yes, I am a farmer.
Yeah? What do you grow?
I do...
Cows and I grow food. I grow my own food. I'm very good at growing food. That's why you're so strong over there. You see, that's why no one's gay. You're growing your own food. They put, they're turning all the fucking frogs gay over here.
I don't go to supermarkets for food and veg. That's a good decision. That's a good decision. So, I'm going to ask you just the obvious question. I guess homosexuality is not prevalent in Uganda, no?
Thank you.
Not that much, it's only being high.
here and there, but our cultural values are still strong. Do you know how bad it is in the West? Do you guys in Uganda have any concept of how gay the West is?
Well, going by what we read and what we see live on telly every day and the kind of activism I worry for you guys.
yeah it's bad bro it's bad they your children they teach it to your children in school they march around naked it's on every tv show they hang the flag everywhere you can't escape it over here it's conquering it's conquering the west and they're doing it because they want to remove the man and the masculinity because they're afraid that we're going to resist the enslavement they want to make us all slaves
and they know it's easier to make a bunch of gay slaves
than a bunch of real men, so they're just trying to destroy masculinity. It's a huge attack we're suffering over here. Horrible. It's horrible. It is horrible. So I've got a few questions for you about Uganda, because I'm curious. I've never been. Maybe I need to make a baby in Uganda, so I'm going to ask some questions. Maybe I need to come visit.
i i've got a couple of sisters who are still looking out for people like you i'm rich bro i'm rich
They'll live good. I'll have no problem having a crazy brother-in-law like you. Bro, we'd have the best time.
Can you give me a job on Ugandan TV? I'll learn from you. I'll ask the important questions.
I think that would be excellent. That would be excellent. I think so too. So my first question for you, sir, what was COVID like in Uganda? Did people fear COVID? Did people get the vaccine? Did everyone wear masks or did they have bigger problems in life? What was the whole COVID saga like over there in Uganda?
where it was a very
all the time for us. It was awkward for us
in every way that you can describe, because there was too much of brutal enforcement of the law.
That's also
too much conspiracy theories
And there was a lot of fear mongering.
Everything was nuts. Why do you think they were doing that? Do you think it was because they cared about people's health or do you think they had another agenda?
I'm here to establish the intention one up to now,
We're still asking questions of accountability for
COVID fans and lots of
that came under the guise of COVID. Then there was also a breach. COVID in a way
defined us was
a group of the untouchables and us,
You know, you say untouchables, it's interesting. I've got an interesting question. In the West, we have this really difficult situation, right? Where all of our leaders are gay, and none of them are in charge. And we don't know who's really in charge. We don't know if it's the IMF, or the World Bank or the UN. But we hire all these leaders, and they don't do anything. They're just a puppet, and they stand up a little bit, and then they disappear. And then a new one comes, but nothing ever changes.
Do you think in Uganda that the leaders are really in charge or do you feel like there's other things being pulled other things behind the screen? What's it like over there?
I think to a great extent, leaders, some leaders are acting like fools. You realize that
Oh.
Nice. Ugandan internet. Listen, this is extremely important to save the world.
Nobody seems to understand how important this is. Imagine that every single press conference, every single press conference, we had this gentleman talking to our world leaders.
Why are you gay?
Okay, Keir Starmer, blah blah blah, but why are you gay?
Please explain that to us. We need answers.
he's gonna come back as all of you know a home ugandan internet
is famously reliable.
So I'm sure it's not gone down. He's 100% going to come back.
it's very important the matrix has tried to get rid of him because he is fighting against the agendas are trying to enslave us all with a lot of the agendas of course LGBT which is being pushed
Bye.
So men like this guy
If he was a member of parliament, all he'd have to do is stand up once a day and ask the same fucking question.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But why are you gay?
Thank you.
You know?
That's all we really want to know.
I mean, that's all we want to know. All these fucking debates on TV and bullshit in parliament and blah, blah, blah on the Senate. All we really want to know is why everything is gay on Netflix, all of our leaders on the fucking TV, the flags everywhere on the internet. All of the kids of the celebrities are trans. All of the kids of the political leaders are gay.
Is everything gay?
That's all we want to know. If you could answer that, we could take that answer and extrapolate it out and unravel.
and find out why we're in the mess we're in.
A Ugandan Matrix attack. I hope there's a bit of revolution over there or something. When's the last time there was a revolution in Uganda?
Hope we didn't start a revolution.
I need to fly him here.
Do you need a visa for Romania from Uganda? Please work on that. Get him a jet. I'm going to get to the fucking bottom of this.
No matter what it takes.
Thank you.
We're gonna find out why everyone's gay
I scrolled Twitter all day and that was just fucking homo including including the conservatives guys, you know, all these conservatives I'm conservative actually. I'm not a conservative podcast. You're a fucking homo, bro
You're all gay.
all lame all the man on Twitter all gay they're all like yeah I'm a real man look at me I got butter and olive oil because margarine will kill you bro margarine will kill you you think you're straight
You're fucking gay, bro.
Margarine, you're scared of margarine.
I will eat a block of margarine and bust you up.
Hear me.
Oh my God, seed oils. You sound gay. Am I just sitting there with a girl going, I shouldn't eat that because you know, homogenated vegetable oil. No wonder your fucking fours bro. No one cares. Nobody gives a shit.
Eat your fried food like a fucking man.
What's wrong with you people?
So these health fucking put your balls in the sun. I'm a straight man who cooks a steak. Yeah. I go to the gym. Yeah.
Gay.
Everyone's fucking gay. I'm looking around going, where are there no homos?
I need Simon Najala's help.
That's how you say it in Jallah. We'll get him back. I need his help.
And we need to decipher
how we ended up here.
That's why they put me on judicial control to stop me flying because they know I would have gone to Uganda
Myself.
And fixed everything.
Thank you.
That's why they kept me here.
Thank you.
I mean, obviously the liberals are gay, but the conservatives are just as gay.
These right-wingers, they're all fucking gay, bro.
Super gay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Bye.
you
Thank you.
Thank you.
*snap*
Bye.
Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm so excited for this election.
Amen.
Nice.
Nice! I'm so excited for this election.
I can't wait. It's going to be great.
Kamala. If Trump wins, Trump wins. But if Kamala wins,
Then we get the whole presidency of...
come on my child just got stabbed to death in a crime-ridden shithole
Everything's fucked
white dudes for Kamala.
Gay.
Thank you.
seed oil disrespect. I had to block some guy on Twitter. I didn't even know who he was. He liked one of my posts. Of course he likes me because I'm funny.
And in his bio, it said seed oil disrespector. Oh, you disrespect seed oil.
Is that how you're going to fight against oppression? Is that how you're aiding our enslavement?
or resistance to enslavement against the matrix do you pick up a bottle of vegetable oil and call it names is that what you do tough guy oh and you go to the gym do you go to the gym before you take a cold plunge you're a faggot cold baths are actually really good for your circulation okay
gay you are gay I've read a study on what sauna does gay get in the cage and fight like I did if you're so fucking tall strong and tough and these fucking
Cold plungers are so good for you. Go fight someone.
Go fight some random Russian who's never had any of this weirdo shit ever.
who doesn't care, just eats his grandmother's cooking, babushka's vegetable oils power him.
Get your ass whooped.
Shouldn't wear sunscreen, it's toxic.
Well, I don't have to because I'm mixed race.
I'm the hybrid.
I'm like Blade, the day walker.
That's a white people problem, but you white people,
The sun can kill me. Sunscreen can kill me. Immigrants can kill me. Let's let them in. Like fucking...
It's over for you motherfuckers. Have some kids.
Oh no, my wife doesn't want kids. She wants to start her own baking business. Oh, that'll save humanity. Let's just let all your white boy wives
Just start little home companies that lose money year on year that you pay for.
So she can say she's a boss bitch with one child.
Baking shit cupcakes!
Because I'm going to save your fucking civilization cupcakes.
Why are you gay?
I don't understand.
Why are you gay? I got fucking kids in Kampala.
Thank you.
Mongolia I got kids everywhere. None of you have done any of that move go to find one wife. Maybe I have one kid fucking gay So gay
Bruv.
Can we put the aircon on? It's hot as a man's ass in here.
Thank you.
Thank you.
So my plan is to sponsor this gentleman with a business visa to fly to Romania and be a full-time...
panelists on emergency meetings to replace Tristan.
That's my plan. Cause Tristan's not getting the job done, but one in the chat,
If I should replace Tristan with Simon and Jala, because I've had enough of Tristan and his bullshit.
Everyone's still a faggot. We've been doing this podcast for years. Nothing's fixed.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Can't wait to watch my sports team. Gay.
I'm gonna go to that rap concert, okay?
You're going to a rap concert. Is that what we're going to do? Are you a gang star?
Are you in a gang?
- Is that what you, are you in a gang?
You're going to go there.
Are you going to do the crypt walk?
Are you a blood?
No, you're fucking gay.
Okay.
Thank you.
Most things are gay, bro. Seeing girls is gay. Hi, I'm a girl and I want to have sex with you.
Fucking gay. Fuck off.
"But you're so famous and rich!" I know, I know.
I'm horny. There's nothing more revolting than a woman saying she's horny.
Ugh.
What do you mean, ugh?
Fuck off.
Leave me the fuck alone.
You're gonna give me a child? Oh, I'm not ready for a child yet. I actually want to work on my cupcake business.
Okay!
Gay, if you're not gonna give me a kid, why the fuck am I having sex with you? I'm doing all the work.
Jesus Christ.
Full grown men going out there getting drunk on alcohol, just chasing a whole bunch of women around.
Homos.
Homos.
Anyway, this election is going to be super interesting.
So I'm sure everything's definitely going to change. Nothing's going to be exactly the same.
At this point it's all just for the lulz, you know, it's all just for the culture. It's all just like ha ha ha either way It's ha ha ha
It's like, wah, wah.
Okay.
Who knows?
Who even fucking cares anymore?
I have a son.
In Kampala, I'll be fine.
Motherfucker would be bigger than me.
Thank you.
We'll be walking around with him, with Simon and Jada.
Four or five wives each. Brother, I'm done. I'm good.
Don't know what you motherfuckers going to do.
Nothing.
Maybe if I avoid seed oils.
So, it turns out Ugandan internet
It is an issue.
Who could have predicted this?
Who could have possibly seen this coming?
Ha ha, Andrew Tate.
Bro, wait till I go to Uganda and get a job on TV.
People think I won't do that. I'm the guy who's now at the final level of the video game. I'm just doing side quests.
I'll go to Uganda for a few months and just work on TV for free.
Why the fuck not?
Get some armed guards with AKs.
run around in a Humvee. It'd be funny.
Why is Andrew Dugan in TV? Well, he's bored. You know, he's bored.
There's nothing else to do.
what else am I going to do with all my money? Talk to girls.
Super gay.
Thank you.
You know...
I've often wondered what gets me in more trouble, my racism or my misogyny or my homophobia.
There was a time when the BBC used to print every single racist, homophobic, or misogynistic thing I said.
in an attempt to slander me.
And most people, when that happens, they shut up.
but me being the hero that i am understood that the only way out is through
So I got worse and I never stopped. And I said it on every fucking show.
After a few months, they had to give up.
Because it doesn't ever end.
Doesn't ever end. Doesn't end.
Thank you.
I don't hate women. I just don't trust them with important things.
It's not hate.
That's actually very protective for me to say I'm protecting them.
Let me do it.
I don't trust you with it. You're going to mess it up.
That's protective. That's not misogynistic. That's loving.
No, you don't drive, baby, because we'll die. I'll drive. So everyone's safe.
I can drive. No, no, no.
You can't.
So just move over to the passenger seat. It's fine.
I'll drive. We'll be alive. We'll get there alive.
I'm actually a great driver. I know the matrix has convinced you that to have unchecked
unverified, unsubstantiated female arrogance is somehow attractive.
But I promise you it's not.
And the little attraction I had towards you is now dying in real time. Please shut up and move chairs.
Don't tell me you can drive because you can't.
You're going to turn me off you.
And I have many choices.
I like the girl who goes, I can't drive. I'm a girl. Yes. Right.
That's wifey.
I'm actually a good driver, actually, actually, actually. Second she crashes, it wasn't my fault, the tree just grew.
Bye.
If something's in front of you, press the fucking brakes.
No, because the TV wasn't my fault because that guy and it was raining.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
But I hope you don't kill me.
Probably the worst ghost.
I'll be the worst.
Ghost.
If a girl killed me in a car crash, the way I would haunt her. Woo-wee. None of this bullshit like you see in the horror movies where they, like, shake a vase. Nah.
I'm burning towns down.
acid flying everywhere napalm her hair be all burnt off
She'll be a shell of her former self. And I'll just be standing there next to her. Told you you couldn't drive, bitch.
I said, let me drive.
I warned you.
You should get yourself some new boyfriend.
Tough guy. Goes to the gym.
I go to the gym.
and i i've got a fitness podcast and i don't eat seed oils and i sunbathe
All right, bro.
You're a fucking homo. Set him on fire.
Can we get the OG back? I have to ask some questions about why everyone's a faggot.
Every single word I say on the internet ends up in court files. And you do know that I have to go to court and explain to judges everything I said.
All of this gets translated and puts in a file.
And then the judge just reads out to me and says, Why did you say that? And I have to say, because it's funny and I'm a comedian.
And I thought it was funny.
Everything.
We're going to be talking about seed oils. Okay. Ghost Andrew.
in a court of law two years from now. I don't even remember.
Ah...
*whistling*
I'm gonna ask him some really good questions
And I asked him what he thinks about the white race disappearing because the Africans are coming over here and fucking all our chicks.
Let's ask him to nitty gritty stuff. You know, let's get down to fucking business. Let's find out.
I guess the correct answer to that is because we're not gay.
Africans aren't gay, so we're going to come fuck the women. And you men up there are worried about seed oils.
full grown man 30 year old Western Western man, no kids.
Saving up for Bitcoin. I'll have kids when I'm fucking 80. All right, G.
That'll save the West, you dipshit.
What are you going to do? Buy a Lambo to do what with it? Jerk off.
I should have anticipated that Ugandan internet would not be reliable.
I'm hilarious. Who else has ever had this guy on a podcast? Nobody. I'm so funny.
I'm the funniest guy. I'm the funniest guy on the Internet. I'm super funny.
You can't be funny without pissing loads of people off.
If people aren't mad by what you say, you're not funny.
Annoying people is extremely important. That's a key...
component to humor.
is others being mad about what you say.
Thank you.
Oh, super chats. Cool. Let's read out the super chats. All the super chats are going to go to a chair in Uganda, by the way. I think we should do it in his name. Anyone who dedicates any money in a super chat, we're going to put it all together.
Simon and Jala is going to feed some children in Uganda. The OG.
Why didn't Trump eliminate the deep state when he had the chance?
It's very difficult to win again now. Can you eliminate the deep state?
Maybe I should do another diagram.
If the people who are in charge of the politics are the big companies and the big moneyed interests, which I think is pretty obvious because it's all down to lobbying and money and people are begging for money all the time and talking about how much money Kamala raised compared to Trump.
and these companies are global, then of course they're not going to be nationalistic. They're not going to have nationalistic interests. They're going to be interested in global achievement and global...
protection of their profits.
So if you have large international entities,
which are interested in protecting their profits internationally how can they be nationally invested
They can't be.
So what are you going to do? Get rid of every big business that's ever lobbied government?
I don't think that will work.
Anybody against Tate, you're a waste of space. Thank you, Alfonso.
The first question was from Jihani Mimanjum. I don't know who that is.
Thank you, G, for changing my life from lucky the real world. Good to see you inside, bro. Message me inside the room. We'll talk.
for Tate Pledge. So why are you gay?
It's a very pertinent question.
You know,
Next time I talk to the BBC or Piers Morgan, I think I should just ask them.
Why are you gay?
But Andrew, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But let's just cut the crap. Why are you gay?
The people at home want to know, why are you gay?
That might be my go-to question for all MSM from now on out.
Let's play the clip again.
because it's so...
Legendary.
We bring in the studio this morning one of the gay rights activists, Mr. Should I call you Mr.?
Pepe Julian Onzima, thank you for coming in. Good morning. Why are you gay?
Who says I'm gay?
You're a gay.
You are a transgender. What shows that I'm gay? You are a transgender. And you're a gay rights activist and an outspoken lesbian?
Homosexual?
How can I describe you?
Now we're looking at the raging debate. You're gay rights activists. Why should someone be gay?
You're having a girlfriend.
Yes. Do you perform the natural obligations?
Uh...
I'm not sexually active right now.
So what are you doing with this lady? By choice.
I've just not, I've chosen not to engage.
Doesn't that make you gay?
What do you mean doesn't that make me gay?
I am male and attracted to a female.
Doesn't that make you gay?
You've had a girlfriend for a year. How many kids you got? Oh, no, no kids. So what? You're gay?
Why?
We have sex to do what?
Where you come on a blanket, you come on a sheet.
Oh.
Why are you gay?
Have some fucking children.
So how many people?
I think he's back.
You can hear me? Yes, I'm back. I'm glad to be back, man. Bro, I'm glad to have you back. We're just talking about why we need you here.
Ah, it was a little silly of me not to charge my battery. Ah, well, you know how it is. Sometimes we have important podcasts. We don't charge our things. That's how it goes.
No, I was up country. Yes. So how are you? How is it going? Yeah, everything's going good, bro. I got some questions for you. Some some hard questions. It's a hard talk. I want to know what your point of view is because I loved your clip where you were straight to the point.
I want you to be straight to the point with this.
Just tell us the truth.
well i was straight to the point i was um intrigued um someone comes to you looking female and
pretending to be male, acting male, it was weird.
yeah yeah yeah you you asked a very important question and it actually makes me realize my own failings because when i go on tv in england
And they're trying to ask me why I say this, why I say that. I need to be asking them why they're all gay.
Certain things don't need to be tried by any other person. Like they said, don't try this at home. Absolutely. So I've got a question for you.
Do people in Uganda, are they aware
that the white race is disappearing because they don't have enough babies
Thank you.
I'm not pretty sure about this because we are more of a closed-in society. We tend to think we have too many issues to think about.
We're thinking about our survival. There's little to think about the white.
Yes, that's fair. That's fair. So this might be news to you, but you know, here in the West,
all of the country's populations are declining all other populations are collapsing cuz nobody has babies anymore and if they have babies
They have one...
Maybe two most.
Nobody has large families, so all of our populations are shrinking.
Does that mean, I don't know, are all the white men gay?
Thank you.
Yeah.
But it's all right, we will occupy the land we are still producing here in Uganda.
That's what's happening. That's exactly what's happening because now the migrants are coming and they're having babies.
Because Ugandans understand
You know me, I'm only half black, but I know how to get the job done.
So we're having babies. The white people aren't having babies and then they're complaining like our country is changing. There's too many migrants. Well, you don't have any babies. So what do you expect?
I hope you're making babies yourself. Bro, don't worry about me.
I'm busy. I'm busy, G. Don't worry about me. You're busy. When I get down to Uganda, I'm going to double the population.
Sunglasses everywhere.
Shhh.
Come, come. We still have a little space. Okay, I can't wait. I can't wait. So I got another question for you. What do Africans or Ugandans, what do they think of the West in general? Do they see it like a promised land or do they see it as...
a failed place or how do they view us? It's very, I'm very curious.
Thank you.
It's two ways. It's mixed.
It's a mixed bag. There's more of a promised land but as a lost, it's also a lost planet because we're looking at the West as promoters of
sudden
sudden
certain habits that do not go down well with us. The satanic agendas.
Yes, that's your word.
That's right, but it is. It's the work of Satan. They're trying to spread this everywhere. They want to get rid of God, get rid of man, get rid of woman, get rid of family. It's satanic agendas they're trying to push.
Yeah.
Well, it's a little...
It's a little...
awkward for us. We're in a very awkward position as Uganda or as Africa.
Because we have no option, we just have to tolerate people
uh by by their ways while society society abhors to a great extent
we abhor any kind of
deviation, sexual deviation, but we're living with them.
I understand. I got another question. Do they know who I am down there? Am I famous in Uganda?
Yeah.
To my surprise, they do. Yeah?
You can't imagine how much how much fuss there was when he posted yesterday.
Wow. You're creating, man, you're rocking this side. Oh, that's good to know. So I've already got some friends.
Oh, you have a big fan base. Actually, where I am now in the cafe,
They were very excited to know that we're going to have a chat. Bro, I can't wait to get down there. I promise you, when they let me free... You know what? The West is so gay...
That if you talk bad about the gays...
They put you in jail. I've got criminal cases. They're trying to put me in jail and they're taking me to court.
Because they say I said bad things about the gays. They're trying to ruin my life.
well I've read it
The.
Whoa.
I talked to you and I realized you're battling cases. Do you go to sleep?
Yeah, well, it's not easy, but you know, you got to fight the good fight. Sometimes you got to stick up and do the right thing.
Yeah, sure. You're a tough man. Yeah, you know, you know.
So next question.
Did you see the opening of the Olympics?
Yeah.
Um, uh...
A bit.
A bit. I saw a bit of it. I was very held up. But the mockery touched me. It was disgusting, no? The mockery was the worst for me. The mockery of...
of the last supper
There's no need for this. This is why I say it's a satanic agenda. This is the work of Satan. Very true.
It was extremely disgusting.
yeah and then i guess the next question is
Which of the countries in the West do you think is the most gay? Is it France? Is it England? Is it America? Which is the gayest of them all do you think?
Thank you.
I have no idea. I would never be interested in anything.
or how they live or what they're doing because
I'm only worried.
yeah so i have no idea who does what more more than the other what are women like in uganda like are do women respect men is man in charge of the house like how is the relationships in uganda how do things work over there because over here in the west you can't even find a wife anymore who wants to listen
Yeah.
Well, we are a very traditional society and pretty conservative. To a great extent, our women are still holding on to the values of, therefore...
for parents, it was more to do with submission.
But with the advent now of equality, there is a balance. For instance, I'll give you my case.
to us what happens most
is uh
My wife...
This is to me, we each other, right?
It's not about subjugation anymore. Of course, but that's beautiful, right? Because
This is the way God intended it. Women are good at certain things and men are good at certain things and we have different strengths and we work together as a team.
you
But when everyone's trying to do the other one's job, it doesn't work.
Well, there's been some bit of activism pushing for women emancipation. I find it pretty silly, especially in our environment, because things have to work out naturally.
Yeah. Well, all of this activism comes from the West. There's money coming from America trying to destabilize your society. That's where this crap comes from.
It's absurd.
It's absurd.
Agreed. It's upside.
It's absurd. I wouldn't really vote for it. It's silly. Let us be.
Let us live normally.
That's right. They talk about democracy and they talk about these things, but if you come to decisions they don't like...
They try and change.
So it goes to show that they're all hypocritical in the West anyway.
Look, when I told one of my friends that we were going to have a chat, she said,
That man hits women. Is it true?
Nah, they think because I'm a traditional man.
I'm the man. I'm in charge of the house. I drive the car.
I make the money, I'm the boss. This is not hatred. But in the West, they say this is hatred if you do not believe that a woman can do everything a man can do but better.
If you say, even in the West, if you say a man is stronger than a woman, this is a crime. They think this is a bad thing to say. I say women are beautiful and they have children.
and they have the power of empathy,
and nurturing.
They have a lot of superpowers, but their superpower is not to be at war. This is for men.
But in the West they are confusing everything. They want everyone confused, so that there's no relationships, no family, no children, everyone is gay.
And then Ugandans come over and they fuck the last women left and the white people disappear. This is what happens.
This is what's happening, bro. I'm telling you. You need to show them what to do. Yeah, that's right. We need to show them the moves.
Yes, we need to show them the moves, sure. I think we might need to bring over
Quite a number of men. I have very nice young men here. Yeah, we'll teach them. We'll teach them. We'll teach them. Are you, do you care, what do you think about the American election? Are you, are you on one side or the other with Trump or Kamala?
Um,
Both candidates are crazy. Kamala's agenda is...
Kamala's agenda is wayward. I find Trump
very erratic
So I get confused along the way.
Yeah, it's kind of interesting is whether politics even matters, whether it's just a show and it's just a game or if anything even changes. You never know nowadays.
It's crazy there. I actually thought initially
I thought Kamala Harris would bring in some bit of fresh breath, but when I look at her agenda, it doesn't really go very well with me.
Yeah, all she does is laugh and ignore questions. She just laughs. I find Trump...
I find Trump
Weird. Well, he's been shot at. You know, when you've been shot at,
It changes a man.
That's how it goes. If you didn't live in Uganda, where would you live?
Thank you.
I think I'm destined for Uganda. It's never crossed my mind that I would live elsewhere.
I've lived in the UK before. Really? You've lived in the UK? You're just telling us now which part?
I was in East London, Stratford.
I'm from Watford. I'm from just outside Watford. I'm from right near you.
Oh, right near. Yes, right near. I had my relatives
in Ilford, Woolwich, they were spread all over.
So I have an idea of what England looks like. What do you think of England? What was life like in England?
The countryside is beautiful. I stayed a bit in clay.
Cornwall. I stayed in Cornwall. It's beautiful. I ate pheasants.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, the countryside is beautiful. It's the cities that are the problem.
Yes, it is a chaotic
But what did you think of life in England in general? You think it's boring? You think it's soulless? What do you think it's like?
It's very official.
Yeah, I understand.
I don't like it. I understand. Well... I would only pop in for a visit and...
chill with friends and then get out. Uganda is fun. It's very organic here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How famous are you in Uganda?
*sniffles*
Are you the top G of Uganda? You're famous?
Everyone knows you.
You the big boss?
Amen.
Well, I would never fail to get something to eat wherever I go. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. So when I come down there...
We're already connected to the top. We're going to run the whole thing.
We're doing the clowns, everything, we're going to all.
you'll get a vip treatment and uh it will be crazy we will hit top
That's amazing. I've got some more questions for you, some more delicate ones. I'm going to ask one
More interesting one.
Tell us the three worst things and the three best things about living in Uganda. Because for us outside of Africa, we hear many, many stories about poverty and crime.
Like, does Uganda feel safe? Does Uganda feel clean? What's it like to live there? Tell us the three best things and the three worst things. I'm curious.
the best things
We are a very organic country so far.
and the people are quite friendly.
Um, then, uh,
we
Still hold on to certain values, culture values. That's good.
the worst thing is the kind of political uncertainty
There's a lot of uncertainty.
there is a
Insecurity is also on the spike and the economy is not doing well at all. It's very hard to run a business in Uganda.
You're not sure about tomorrow.
I understand. Is it safe there? Is it safe on the street?
You can only be as safe as
your prayer can take you. I like that. Well, there's a lot of
Yes, there's a lot of mugging.
Yeah.
because of unemployment, the high levels of unemployment,
it gets pretty unsafe, but
We survive.
That's the beauty about Uganda. We survive.
i love that brother can you do me a favor in the in the next coming weeks let's stay in touch whenever you have an interesting show talking about interesting topics please send them to me and i'll i'll talk about them on my show also we can do that
Yeah.
I'll certainly do that. I host a show every day, every weekday.
Be sure I will be in touch and I'll be sharing links with you.
And brother, next time you talk to a Western politician, don't forget to ask them the most important question.
Thank you.
Andrew, what makes you famous, by the way? What makes you famous? Oh, me?
Well, I was I was a kickboxer.
And then I kind of, I made a little bit of money.
And then the West is just a big clown show over here now. We're living in a false version of reality. Everything's a lie.
So I started talking about how the politicians are lying, and the news is a lie, and telling the truth about--
how money works and how the banks work and the rothschilds and
the UN and the WEF, I started getting a following and then,
They deleted me from everything. They deleted me from all social media, said I'm not allowed to talk anymore because I was telling too much truth.
But that made people want to find out what I was saying.
And they were saying I was crazy for a very long time.
And then I was talking about
how they're trying to turn all the children gay and all these things
Then they put me in jail for this.
which made me even bigger.
So they keep trying to shut me up, but it's just making people want to hear what I say. It makes you famous.
Yeah, so where do you get all the guts? Where do you get all the guts to say the things that you say? It's a it's a good question. Because you know, it doesn't make much sense. My life would be a lot easier if I didn't. But maybe part of me is Ugandan. You know, I know how to survive. I know how to make babies and survive.
Yeah, sure. It's in my DNA. You know, my father's black, but he's, he's a American. He was American. So I'm not sure where he originally was from, but
Maybe I'm part Ugandan because they're trying to shut me up. It just won't work. And I keep making babies and I keep surviving. So until they finally shoot me, I'm going to be around.
Yes.
Do you have friends who are gay? I feel the detestation. No, I have no gay friends because...
I feel like your friends, your circle are a good representation of you and
Your friends should be there to benefit you and increase your powers.
When bad things happen in life, you should be able to go to your friends as a network to help you. And I don't think that works.
having a whole bunch of gay men around you is going to help you when, when the, when the going gets tough, you know, I don't see the point in this. Plus I think there's a moral degeneracy. They don't have family. They don't have kids. So they're not very interested in the future because they don't have a future. So they're, they're very hedonistic, very short-sighted. That's my view.
Wow, wow, very interesting.
brother let's stay in touch thank you very much for coming on the show I super appreciate it you're the man you're the man I want you to know you're as famous as me over here
Bye.
I think he just lost internet.
Perfect timing.
Drop him a message. Thank him. Tell him everything. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Do I have to go to Uganda? Wouldn't that be an amazing ending to the Top G story? He escaped Romanian incarceration. Where does he live now? Uganda. Why? I don't know.
Is he all right? Yeah, I mean, he's as safe as his prayers can take him.
I'm as safe as my prayers can take me. Bro, if you think I won't have 20 Ugandan wives?
20 to zero.
Thank you.
I don't.
There's nothing stopping me and I am that guy. Where else am I gonna go live fucking where I
Holland
Eat cheese.
The world's small. There's nowhere to go anyway.
May as well go over there.
Respect to Simon. You know why he's a G?
He's a G because he had a podcast and didn't charge his laptop.
That is his gangster
The first cutout was because he didn't charge his stuff. That is the definition of fuck gas. Remember when we say fuck gas?
You're gonna do a stream with the most famous streamer in the West. Charge your laptop.
It will be fine.
I will do it some other time.
He's a G that's just he doesn't give a fuck as a hero.
Legend.
I'm a huge fan. We're going to comment on his show quite often.
So I'm going to start getting clips from his show. We're going to break him down in the emergency meeting until I can get his visa. Then we're going to bring him over and replace Tristan. Until then, I got to do the show with Tristan fucking Tristan.
Bye.
I am Tristan.
Don't need Tristan for anything.
Thank you.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, so that was it.
A world exclusive.
I think I got him back. He can say bye to everyone at home. Let me get him back. See if he's here. You here, sir? Yes, I'm here. I just wanted to thank you very much for the chat. It's been quite lively.
You've met my weekend.
oh no thanks for coming on do you have anything to say to the people at home everyone loves you
ah well i love i love you all and take good care of yourselves i can't wait to talk to you again
Absolutely. You're going to hear from me again, sir. Don't worry.
No doubt about that.
No doubt about that. Thank you.
All right. Cheers. Cheers, bro. Bye-bye.
But why are you gay?
seed oils,
Bruv. Fuck off. Seed oils. Bunch of fucking homos.
Thank you.
You know what's super gay? You know those guys who make money on the internet?
And then they take a picture.
of like them, they try and pretend it's like
Candid.
And it's kind of like old money, candid, like oops. And they're like half stepping out of a car.
And there's like a girl like half grabbing a bag and it's just like
Life.
So gay.
So fucking gay.
Where those dudes are like put a laptop on a beach.
Thank you.
Take a picture of it.
Bye.
Thank you.
Men's nudist beach.
So gay.
They're all gay.
I'm a fucking loser.
Lighter's not working.
and sabotaged by the Matrix.
Telling the truth via Uganda.
you
Thank you.
How long until I get hit with a FARA violation for being funded by the Ugandan government?
Ended up going to fucking jail.
Again.
*clap*
Yes, sir.
Thank you.
I'll read the rest of the super chats. We're going to give all this money away to Uganda via tape pledge.com. You can check it out.
Thank you for coming on to the show. It was an impromptu one.
I was talking to him.
I'm a father of six white babies at 29 years old. Benjohn94, congratulations.
I live in the UK, super worried about the future. Totally, totally understand. What country would you say to move to?
Poland.
Russia, we need to make money online to live in those countries. If you can make money online, join the real world at CobraTape.com.
Join the real world, start making money online, then you're geographically free and you can move to a white country because...
it's getting scary for white people out there i'm not even white i'm just saying that
They hate you and they're more violent than you and they're around you. So.
Yeah, you're in trouble.
Thanks to all the donations for the kids. All this via tapepledge.com. You can check out tapepledge.com.
inside of the real world in the war room we've got some really big things coming but I was talking to my man Simon the Big G and I thought to quickly do this quick interview on five minutes notice because I said bro you gotta talk to the people at home so we sort this out I might add him to the real world I
Imagine being in my school and you're sitting there learning how to make money. And all of a sudden Simon just logs onto the call or just types.
Hello everybody.
from Uganda.
Why not?
I'm moving to Uganda.
Bro, my life's sorted.
Mr. Producer!
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