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If celebrities continue with this facade COVID bullshit,
Like, oh, this the deal, but it's been it.
I don't want to ruin this video by talking about COVID.
Because anyone with a brain knows what I think about COVID.
But the whole celebrity virtue signaling bullshit really annoys me.
Oh, don't worry, I kept my social distance while I was fucking...
beat a pedophile on Epstein's island. Everybody around here literally
is double masked and has face shields.
But you look lovely. - Thank you, so do you. - Pregnant and lovely. - Thank you, yes. - Do you know if you're having a boy or girl?
We do this time. I will wait for my husband to join us and we can share that with you. Okay, that would be really great. I can't wait to hear so before we get into it. Yeah, I just want to make it clear to everybody that.
even though we're neighbors, I'm down the road, you're up the road. Yeah, this isn't my house, this isn't your house. This isn't my house. We're using a friend's house because they had a very nice... Beautiful.
that there has not been an agreement, you don't know what I'm going to ask. - No. - And there is no subject that's off limits. And you are not getting paid for this interview. - All of that's correct. - All of that is correct. - I am so bored.
I am so bored. I'm not going to make it through this. The things I go through for my YouTube channel are unbelievable.
I am so bored already.
of fucking Oprah. Just to confirm, just to confirm your first ever interview on Oprah, the biggest interview ever, we didn't discuss 1% at all what we were going to talk about yet, did you fuck?
Why lie? Why are you lying? Of course you did.
It's the first thing that happened. What are you going to ask me? What are you going to say? It's the first thing that happened.
Am I allowed to drink on YouTube?
Thank you.
I might not get monetized.
But none of my videos get monetized. Why did none of my videos get monetized?
I'm asking my professional editing team right now in real time, why did no company think, you know what, we need to advertise our services around this sexy motherfucker.
Why does that never happen? Nobody likes me.
Unbelievable.
In fact,
Smoking and drinking might lose me my chance of monetization, but I have a strong feeling
Me calling Meghan Markle a ho for two hours,
It's probably more likely to lose me my monetization.
So, it's already over.
Are you ready? I am. I thought that was it. I thought we were done now. I won't ask about the baby. I'm going to have to go. Okay.
But I remember sitting in the chapel
and
Thanks for inviting me, by the way. You're welcome. So I was there on that wedding day, and I so recall--
this sense of
magic. I mean I'd never experienced anything like it and
when you came through that door, it seemed like you were like,
floating down the aisle.
Were you even inside your body at that time?
Do you know who's been inside of Megan's body?
Bunch of NBA stars.
Bunch of NFL quarterbacks.
She was some D-list Canadian actress.
running around in fucking Hollywood, trying to sleep her way to the top.
You wanna talk about Inside Meghan's Body? Let's talk about it!
Let me tell you something.
I'm part black, part white. I know.
She's part black, part white.
All right? She's going through life. She's black enough. She's white enough. She slept with a white guy, slept with a white guy, slept with one black guy. Once you go black, you don't go back.
Now she's been fucking running around with this
Dwayne
He's leaving holes. He's messing it up.
Do you think after that she is ever going to be satisfied with what Prince Harry can provide?
Let's be honest with each other, gentlemen. Do you think she's having sex with Prince Harry and going, wow, that was great?
after athletes
Big, strong, dark athletes have messed her up.
No.
She isn't happy with what Harry can provide. Besides status and fame, because before him she was D-list,
And I used D for a reason. She wasn't C-list, she was D-list. D-list as in trying to move my way up by sucking D.