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- The most expensive and offensive thing on the internet at the moment. We're in beautiful Bucharest, Bucharesty to the local. - It's not. - And, um, let's get this one. Bucharesty to the local. And, yeah, it's a beautiful day out there, it was, and the beer is flowing.
And I'm luckily joined by...
Both take rubbers, willingly.
Fine.
How you doing guys?
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Always good. Always good, me too. Andrew?
It's fine. Okay, cool. The reason we're here is because
Some of our many viewers have actually got back to me and emailed in some questions. Pretty interesting stuff.
So we'll kick off with Alex Foster, World Illustrator of the Year.
Is he actually? He's actually the World Illustrator of the Year. That's a real thing. 2015. He's the best drawer in the world. I'm not going to go into camera and say he's the best drawer, but he's won the award. For being the best drawer? Yeah. In the world. Possibly. There's no one on the planet who can draw better than him. Foster, I do apologise for what you're about to get yourself in. But he's obviously chatting shit. No, it's an award. He's not chatting shit. Someone's given him the award. Well, he shouldn't be. I got this award undeserving.
I am not the best. Did the person who gave the award look at the drawings of every person who could draw on Earth? Probably not. I'm not gonna- it's not Santa Claus. No one could look at my drawing. If that person looked at my drawing, he wouldn't have won.
You're ready to concede your title there, Alex Foster. Alex Foster, anyway, he's a huge fan of the show, no matter what his drawings are, and he asks, "Why is Andrew so angry?"
I don't think I am that angry. I think I have a very healthy, normal, masculine attitude towards the world. You have to understand that society is often, often, in most cases, if you look at society and how society has been built for us to survive, it's actually very, very different from our evolutionary processes. Like, the evolutionary process of a man is very different from the societal process of a man. I do not believe that the societal process of a man is how men want to be.
If you if you look at how most men act if you just give them free reign most men want to act very similar to how I act. I Mean people beat the use here's proof of it People watch this and they're takes a horrible person Why not a horrible person because I like the idea of being strong and rich. I like the idea of having ten blondes Whatever so I like the idea of just having cash be big go where I want having beautiful women. I'm not hurting nobody
Why? Because society told them that man's not supposed to be this way. But evolutionarily, of course a man's supposed to be this way. A man's supposed to hunt and fight and run around and do whatever he wants to do. That's how humans have evolved. So societal pressure and evolutionary pressure. Hey, men send blondes. That's the next step. Absolutely. Yeah, you know. And anger was very much a key component to men for a very long time. Humans, since the beginning of time, have picked up a rock, melted it down, made a sword. So it's better at killing than a rock.
went through that effort and then they thought walking in a direction like the Romans walked to England. Oh fucking, they got math. No fuck knows where. And as soon as they see a bunch of people, they kill all the dudes, shag all the girls. That was humans. That's how humans work. Now we're human. Is it now we're human? I'm out here doing a pretty similar thing. Knocking people out, traveling the world, trying to find some fitties. And I'm a bad guy. It's true. It's doing exactly that.
hand, look at the baby, pretend I care about the baby. No one gives a shit about a baby. I mean, sure, you care about your kids when he's two or three, you might talk a little, but no man cares about babies. Babies are boring. No man wants to sit at home with a baby. When I see a man talking about his baby's first Christmas, I know he doesn't want to do that. His wife told him he has to do that. So my anger is a very natural thing for a human to have, and a lot of men don't have anger anymore because they let society tell them that it's not okay to be angry. It's perfectly okay to be angry as long as you direct it towards something worth doing. So a lot of angry men
I've ended up in jail. I have no criminal record. I've taken all my anger and I've put it towards things which are constructive. I've used my anger in a very positive way. When everyone else was too tired to train, too lazy to train, or too exhausted, I was too angry to quit. And that's what allowed me to be a kickboxing world champion. So when everyone else was like, oh, you know, I've worked really hard, I'm going to have a day off. I was too angry to have a day off because I want more money in my bank. That's what allowed me to become a millionaire. So my anger has been directed towards things which are very, very positive. I've not hurt anybody. I've not done anything wrong. And I think that it's absolutely completely natural for men to be angry.
If you take away society, I think every man on earth would be angry. I think it's just society says, don't be angry. No, don't be angry. No, don't do that. Don't have sex with girls. No, don't have fun. Don't enjoy your life. No, no, no, no. Get married. Quickly, get married. Quick, quick, get married. You could argue that some of the most successful men in the world are actually angry. Look at, just off the top of my head, Gordon Ramsay. Absolutely. Gordon fucking Ramsay. There's a fire inside of you that makes you want to achieve more than the norm. Contentment is absolutely an enemy. If you're content with a normal life, you're going to end up with a normal life.
If you're content with having a normal life, you can end up with a normal life. If you're not content with a normal life, you can end up with something else. And that's a choice you have to make. I was never content with an average life. I knew the only way I'd be happy is if I was rich enough to do whatever I wanted. Being constrained by finances or being constrained by a job I had to put on back was never going to allow me to be happy. People in those situations are happy. They're like, oh, I've got my wife, I've got my job, and I'm happy. That's your decision.
I was never that kind of guy.
Having even the idea of having to live some kind of normal life is what brought me this amazing life. So I'm very happy I'm angry. I can't remember a day where I haven't been angry. I'm angry and happy. I'm not miserable. I'm a happy, angry guy. I'm smiling through my rage. But, you know, it's a very powerful tool when it's correctly directed. So why am I so angry? Because I'm an evolutionary throwback to a real G. I'm an alpha male. That's how it is. Alex Foster, I hope that illustrates... Illustrates? Illustrates why Andrew's angry.
I'm not angry, just look at that. Fucking real impressive.
Next question comes from a man called V Styles. V Stylish. Claims to be the smiliest scanner in any German budget supermarket ever. So he's a happy chill boy.
ring like that you are creeping people out a bit. I completely agree with him. In fact I'm ready to testify that's almost certainly true. How and why did you first get into kickboxing is what the pedophile asked. I first got into kickboxing because there were kids at the gym. Okay Mr. Pedophile. The reason I first got into kickboxing is because normal life is bullshit. I don't know why other people don't understand this. When I say money is happiness because
People go, "Money isn't happiness." Of course it is. How can the freedom to go where you want, eat what you want, do what you want, live where you want, drive what you want, pretzels, how can that not make you, if that can't make you happy, jump off the fucking bridge. Because if that can't make you happy, nothing can make you happy. Money is pretty much everything besides health. As long as you've got your health, you've got your family, money's the third most important thing. And people say, it's funny, weird, it's really weird. When you say like, "Oh, that guy's really rich."
How the fuck is my man lonely? Well, multi-millionaire is lonely. He has more time to see his family, more time to get laid than you do working your shit job. The multi-millionaire is not lonely. See, the poor people believe that the rich people are secretly unhappy for some reason. The rich people are not unhappy. The rich people have got life done. They're not unhappy. They've got more girlfriends and more mates than you'll ever have. You know? So money is absolutely happiness. So I knew that from a very young age. And when I didn't have money, I was pissed off. I was pissed off. I started kickboxing because I was pissed off.
in my council estate. I remember being in London, and I saw a Ferrari drive past, and everyone else was like, "Wow, they ruined my day." Legit ruined my day. I was like, "Fuck it." Went home, this is the early days of the internet, you know, from an old man. Went home, typed a Ferrari into Google, saw the price tag, and was like, "Are you fucking joking? I'm never going to have one of those." I was furious. I was pissed off for like two weeks just sitting there like, "How can I get my 15-year-old brain, just going to work out how to get 250 grand
And instead of being stupid, and a lot of people in that situation, because I'm not unique, a lot of people in that situation are the people who take a life for crime or drug dealing or whatever. I thought, you know what, let's put it into some constructive. I'm going to go kickboxing. And that was it. I was generally just pissed off, bored, and I needed something to fill my time. Well, most 15-year-olds are busy going on Facebook or watching TV, and all the time you've spent doing shit that doesn't matter, I've spent doing kickboxing. It's amazing, because people say to me, oh, I ain't got the time to kickbox. I guarantee you do. If you took all the hours you spent watching series on Netflix and put it into kickboxing,
that's good for me, I'm a man. But you'd be at a point, you know? I've, throughout my life, I've cut out all the bullshit. I've never watched a Netflix series, ever. You know, I can watch "Breaking Bad" from start to finish, or I can become a pilot. Which one's worth my time, you know? And that's all it is-- - "Breaking Bad" is pretty good.
- I've dedicated time towards something that matters. I was a kid, I was pissed off, 'cause I realized that normal life's bullshit. Now I'm a millionaire, I'm a little bit less angry, and I don't fight as much.
There's no coincidence that the richer I've become, the less I've wanted to fight. Some fighters fight for different reasons. A lot of boxers who make millions and they fight for different reasons, that's fine. But for me, I haven't fought much in the last two years because I'm fucking loaded. So, what do I want to fight for? You know, I can go to any point on this earth. You point to a place on a map, I can go, and we can get fucking hammered. So what do I need to fight for? I don't even like kickboxing myself, so yeah, let's do that one. Let's do the second option.
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Macca Mitchell. The next question comes from Macca Mitchell, the forgotten Mitchell brother. He says he's loving the videos. Is he actually a Mitchell brother? Like actually? Probably not, but his name is Macca Mitchell. You have a great quirky way about you, Dave. Quirky. Never been a fan of that word, really. Not cool. I'm interested to know, he asked, I would like to see or hear the brothers talk about adversity.
by asking the lessons that help them go from broke to rich. Okay.
First things first, if you're watching this right now, whoever's watching this, you've already won the lottery. You've already won the natural lottery which happens on this earth because your circumstances and your abilities to achieve things in life are completely based on where you're born. If you're born in Yemen to a goat herding family, you're going to herd goats, and you're never going to drive a big addy.
You could name one of your goats Bagatti. That's the closest you could have. And you could ride a Bagatti all the time. You could fuck a Bagatti. Loot holes. There's always loot holes. There's always loot holes. But my point is that if you're born in certain places on the surface. There's always goat holes. Sorry. Goat holes. I like that. Go ahead. If you're born in certain places on the surface, you don't stand a chance. And we talk about like, I've seen in the paper, there's no social mobility in England. Most of the people who are born rich stay rich. Most people who are born poor stay poor. There's no social mobility. Well, obviously. But we have a lot more social mobility than a lot of places on earth. Like if you're born in the rural
India, then you're fucked. So if you're born in the Western world, you have pretty much no excuse to not be as rich as you want to be. I'm not saying everyone should want to be rich. If your goal is to do something else, you know, make art or be happy or whatever bollocks, save the animals, go do your shit. But if you want to be rich, then you have no excuse to not be rich. Because people say, I want to be rich, I'd love to be rich. But they don't really mean it. Because if they really meant it, they'd prioritize it. In life, you can only prioritize certain things. I prioritize kickboxing,
drunk and shagging bitches, I was fighting. That's why I became good at it. If you prioritize making money and you put that above other things, you're gonna make money. So people don't prioritize it. They say, "Oh, I'd love to be rich." And then they work their job and they go home and watch TV. Why haven't they got a second job? Why haven't they got their own business to run the evening? Why, "Well, oh, I'm tired. Oh, I need to keep the kids some food." Bollocks excuses. Or you can make a sandwich, fuck them. You know, it's just excuses. People make excuses and then they sit and say, "Oh, it's the conservatives' fault I'm not rich." Or, "The UK government doesn't let anyone get rich." Or, "They tax me too much." - Bregs it.
It's Brexit's fault. No, you're just a cunt. If you really wanted to be rich, you'd be rich. So, yes, I've worked normal jobs, but the reason I'm rich now is because I understood that I genuinely wanted to be rich. So whoever sent this question in, how many jobs do you work? The answer is one and not two. Or the answer is one and you don't own your own business on the side. Well, then it's your own fault. You know, there was a long time, Tristan can verify, we both had normal jobs and was running our own business in the evenings, trying to put money in the bank. And it didn't work for a long time.
want to be normal people having a normal wage. And everyone says they don't want to be a normal person with a normal wage. But they continue to live a normal life with a normal wage and don't do anything about it. No one on this planet is going to wake up and think, I want to make that person's life better. No one's going to wake up and go, you know what, Andrew's a great guy. I'm going to make Andrew rich. No one's going to do that besides me. I'm the only person who can wake up and think, I'm going to make myself rich. So if you aren't thinking that about yourself, then who the fuck's going to think it for you? Nobody. You know, no government tax policy. Luckily for Matt, he's got...
sort of Phil, Graham, Billy and Peggy looking out for him, because he's a Mitchell. But otherwise he's alone and lost cause. Do you know what I mean? He needs to start introducing a proper food menu in the Queen Vic. Exactly. Put some money in the back. Exactly. You're very lucky that my mum used to watch that terrible show ten years ago and I've got the memory of a genius. Because I haven't watched TV in two years and I still beat your stupid joke. Thank you very much. Stupid joke. So yeah, that's the point. So he's saying, oh, this guy's a gangversity. How do I become rich? Stop chatting shit. Think of all the hours you wasted watching TV.
You don't play a video game ever again and start concentrating on making money. If you enjoy making money, it's all you're going to end up doing anyway. It hasn't even got to be a job. All I ever cared about was making money. It's all I ever enjoyed. So of course that's all I did. And now, oops, I'm loaded. That's how it works. Accidents happen.
to stay here. Okay, last question. How they became entrepreneurs and did they ever work? You've kind of done it. You've kind of done it. Yeah, I've kind of done it. Yeah, we did work normal jobs, became entrepreneurs by just trial and error. Nothing works the first time. And it's prioritizing. Like I've said, I know so many people who put their friends, their family, their social life, their Netflix series, their soap operas, all these things come above making money and then they wonder why they don't have money. You're like, how far down the list do you want to put it and still manage to pull it off? You know, you
one you'll make money. You don't put in number one you'll never make money. It's really that simple. You're born in the western world, you're born in a rich country, there's no excuse for not to have as much money as you want to have. If you want the pretzel, take the pretzel. That's basically what Andrew said. If you want the pretzel, put the pretzel as number one. Unless someone artist steals it and then you're fucked.