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Source: EmoryaTate (Tate archive, fan) · 20 Jun 2024Watch the full video on Rumble (opens in a new tab)

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Right, we're on the road. I feel very unprepared. Like, I know I forgot at least 10 to 15 important items. Toothbrush? No, I don't have a toothbrush. But I do have a walkie-talkie. Me and Tristan bought walkie-talkies. We did not buy high-vis vests, we did not buy triangles, we did not buy one-time breathalyzers, we did not change our headlights over. The French can fuck off. But I did buy a walkie-talkie.

cooperate and coordinate over very important facts such as that one. I've got phone chargers, I've got a phone, I've got a debit card with tons of money. So I think our first, our first destination is Folkestone because that's where the lovely place. I don't know is it? So let me put that in. So we're going to try and get to Munich tonight.

No, tomorrow morning. It'll be Munich. We'll get to Munich.

in the morning we're trying to get to Munich Germany yeah because Tristan says he knows people in Munich so we're gonna go to Munich and then we have a little itinerary of important things to do nice some cultural highlights I imagine some cultural highlights correct because I was supposed to any of our hardcore fans precisely zero watch the first series they'd know that I was supposed to take my Aston abroad at the beginning of the first series and I couldn't because of snow and

and then all went wrong. Bloody love the beast. So now instead of the beast we've got a Lamborghini, because this is what happens when you make as much money as me. It's just like oops, it's been two months, oops, I had an extra quarter of a million, oops, I bought a car. So now we're trying to get both cars to Romania without dying.

That's the general intention. Sounds feasible.

on we are leaving England and going into Europe we're doing the opposite of Brexit. We're doing the opposite of Brexit. If we were in the Aston Martin I'd mention how we're in a British car blah blah blah but we're in an Italian car so really we're not representing the UK in any way shape or form but what is there really to represent I mean when I first came to England from America I was expecting like little posh people in like suits and correctly spoken English and

It's just fucking pricks, isn't it really? I mean, English people are just dickheads. No disrespect, but you're all fucking morons. Like, Americans are stupid, but at least Americans are nice and stupid. Americans will sit there and go, Oh my God, you're from England, that's amazing. And they're stupid, but at least they're impressed by the fact you're from another country. Like, when you're American in England, they're just, Fuck off then. Leave, you cunt, I'll stab you. Like, they're just twats. English people are the worst, least friendly.

Eurovision, no one votes for us. If you disagree with me for five seconds, let's take some, let's use a sample test. The Eurovision Song Contest, nobody votes for England. Everyone just thinks fuck England. Very true. So I'm obviously correct. It's actually one of my areas of expertise, Eurovision. Love it. Absolutely love it. And we have not won in many a year. How can you be an expert on fucking Eurovision? It's just good pop music. We'll never win. See, walkie talkie, stopping for petrol. Lovely. Shit.

Ooh, I might get myself a nice bag of Monster Munch. If you spill a single crumb in this car, you're hitchhiking to Romania. Because you still have to make my fucking Cribs episode, which is the only reason you're coming. Because I paid you your £220. You did, yeah. It's kind of gone. So you're joking, you could save us the money for the Monster Munch?

You have one crumb in my car, David, if you're here. I've got shit.

I've got fucking 14 hours to get to Munich. This car is going to be uncomfortable enough as it is. I don't want any fucking mess in my car. I don't want to listen to you eating Monster Munch the entire way.

Full jokes aside, I have the utmost respect for people who want to be police officers, but I think if you're a police officer, you're supposed to serve the community. Now, if I'm driving a Lamborghini down the road at the speed limit, you're going to pull me over. Why? Not because you think I'm doing something wrong, but because you want to find something I've done wrong because you're jealous of the fact that I have a nice fucking car. That's not being a policeman. That's being a car.

Now we're cruising. Bonfaits, Aston.

You're my Bond girl, Dave. Come, come Mr. Bond. Don't come. Yeah. Can't say that again. Nah, it's done.

But a bitter kiss will bring him to his knees You'll never know how I watched you from the shadows as a child

You'll never know how it feels to be the one who's left behind

The cheers, the cheers are proud. But now my time has come. And time, time is not on your side.

I would fuck Tina Turner so hard because she would sing that note. I would sing that A.E. Don't care. She did. I'd still do it. She could still hit the note.

triangle no spare bulk kit unlikely beam adapters no I've his best no GB plates no alco testers no we may have one of those triangle spare bulk kit

Nah, fuck 'em, arrest me.

Good laugh isn't it? Do you have your safety triangle Dave? I do actually. Catching the train. First class, second class, Aston Martin class. That's our.

Euro Tunnel, underground in Ting. I'm now the new official cameraman of the Hateful Take series.

Dave, can you do me a favor, mate?

Keep yourself hydrated?

I bloody love some. Any? Any or two? Come here?

Despite the massive turbos and horse turbo power

The boys had to

tow their cars out comically slow.

from the Euro-Terminal.

*Mario music* France is freezing!

Leave it to France! Uh-huh, whatever Dave, France is shit. I dunno, good bread. Do I look like I'm in the mood for bread? Nah, does make me very tired, white bread.

Yes, there's a split in the road coming up, go left. Kids, up with me, stop driving slow. I'm the car behind you.

Stay there.

I think I'm done driving.

I'm finally done driving, so I can start crashing.

Finally, I've been driving all my adult life. Now we're cruising. Now we're cruising. Finally we're cruising.

It is the night, my body's weak I'm on the run, no time to sleep I've got to ride, ride like the wind To be free again

I'm good.

Thank you.

Andrew was happy to be

rid of France.

So we made it through France. Did not get stopped. We made it through France. Without a high -biss jacket, without a breathalyzer, without a fucking triangle, without any of their shit. Fuck it. Now we're in Belgium. Which is basically shit France. That's French. French. Yeah. Consuming a meat product.

Vegetarians unaware that the key to driving across continents is to consume dead animals. I'm not going to be as many sausages as possible. Make sure I'm constantly supercharged.

Genuine meat power. How can I fall asleep? Or crash?

I've got dead animals to eat. Their souls are figuring me.

to get to Munich by sunrise. If you could tear it through France, tear it through Belgium, tear it through most of Germany, by sunrise, I would have been about 30 to 35 hours without sleep.

Which means I could take a two-hour nap, which is more than enough for a man of my caliber.

Then we could not get fucking pissed like champions. Eat more meat,

Consume more dead animals for power. Should learn to be power. Then push forward. Austria, Hungary, Romania. That's the plan. It doesn't need sleep. It just need... dead pigs. How many dead animals do you think you will consume? In the entire road trip? Would you like to put a ballpark figure on it? That's a very good question. It's not an exact number.

I prepared, by slaughtering millions of animals, put them in nice little packets for me. I can have as many as I fucking want. How about that vegetarians? How about that vegans with dead animals up and down this highway? I can eat as many as I fucking can. Fuck you. I heard the chicken schnitzel is to die for in Germany. Not many things are worth dying for Dave, especially about chicken schnitzel.

Still, I'm looking forward to a snissom.

If the leader of Brussels texts you, he said we need to talk, you'd be like, do we though? I'm busy. What's his name? Who even is he? Do you know his name? I don't know his name. No idea. Sprout, I believe. Might be a chick. I don't even know what sex. It might not even be a person. It might be a fucking cow or a windmill or something weird, something liberal. Oh, the windmill's in charge of us. The wind tells us what to do. Fuck you.

with me and Whatsapps me and says "Hey Big Daddy do you need to talk?" I tell him to fuck himself. I tell him by the time I drove through this country above the speed limit with none of the fucking law abiding preparation bullshit I was supposed to have and ate loads of fucking meat products and threw my wrappers on the floor as I ran through. Out the fucking window. Fuck Belgium. What did Belgium do? Nothing. What's Belgium got? Chocolate. Well, it's chocolate shit anyway. And Belgian chocolate's no better than any other chocolate. Fuck Belgium.

A couple of nice beers I believe. That's a strong point isn't it? Good beer. Beers, beer sucks anyway. Anyone who pretends alcohol tastes good is to dig. Anyone who pretends whiskey, even Tristan does this, this whiskey, that whiskey, it's all disgusting. Anyone who pretends this wine, that wine, it's all horrible. None of it tastes good. Orange juice tastes good. Alcohol doesn't taste good. None of it, ever. The only reason you drink alcohol is to get fucking pissed.

I like this beer, I don't like that beer. Oh, this beer is slightly better than that beer. You're just a freak. Get a bowl of vodka, down it as quickly as you can, get intoxicated, that's the end goal, get it over with, and then you're going to fucking taste an evil, horrible alcohol. We all know it's disgusting. No one pretending otherwise. Oh, actually you don't mind rum and coke. Fuck off. Yes you do. If rum and coke didn't make you drunk, would you drink rum and coke? No, never. You drink coke. It's all you fucking drink.

I have a list of top 10 beers I want to try in Belgium.

You know what I'm going to try anyway? I'm driving straight through to Munich. There were a few places I wanted to stop on this trip. I decided we can skip all of France, we can skip all of Belgium. We can burn through to the middle of the night into Germany, we can burn through most of Germany and get to Munich. That was the intention, that's what we're going to do. That's why we left in the middle of the fucking night. There's no one else in the road but us.

There's nothing you're going to see here. Don't be ruled into thinking that's just some 99p air freshman. Wouldn't dream of it. That's 100% certification. I'm a official G. Snoop Doggy. Snoop Doggy Dog.

Snoop Dogg's doing a cooking show, would you ever consider doing a cooking show? It's jellyfish. Do you mind your input? Yeah, sure, I'll be my own. I don't even know. Fuck. You don't need to know anything. You don't need to know anything. You don't need to know anything. You don't need to know anything. You don't need to know anything. You don't need to know anything. You don't need to know anything. You don't need to know anything.

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People don't need to know how to do something. They don't really know how. Rich kids who don't need to know how to hold a top down, so they don't know how. They don't know how to cross-play. They don't need it. Their parents are rich. But kids, they don't need to be able to help people have a personality. So they ain't got one. When you sit there at the dinner table, and the truce go, yeah, yeah, I watched the Kardashians, yeah, yeah. And the guy still wants to bang her.

What the fuck she talks about? So why does she be a liar and leave that? Why does she be wit? Why does she be banning? Why does she be funny? Why does she do the fucking thing?

After a terribly uncomfortable night in the Lamborghini, we finally made it through Belgium and into Germany.

And Andrew will be happy because it turns out the leader of Germany is also a windmill.

There she blows.

No time to sleep. I've got to ride, ride like the wind, to be free again.

And I've got such a long way to go, to make it to the border of Mexico. So I ride like the wind, ride like the wind.

Stop fucking racing! What's fucking wrong with you? I'm going 170 kilometres an hour and you're still fucking pulling away. You've got fucking 20 hours to drive. Slow the fuck down.

What's wrong with this guy?

Are you switching?

I don't know. The police control sent their fucking five litre fucking beamer, which is there, as you can see, over to chase us and catch us. And he just come up to me and demanded my passport. Really? Don't know why. It's because I'm too sexy. I'd have to find out. Too sexy for the Germans? Yeah, him and his buddy are in the car now making phone calls, so I don't know what's going on. Blimey.

Maybe it's the ladybird. It might be the bug. I think the bug might be because he saw it obviously knows I'm a certified G. Uh -huh. He could be worried.

I don't think there's many certified G's left in Germany. So maybe one over the quota. Maybe. Maybe I broke a speed limit or something. I don't think there were speed limits.

So I don't know, but it seems... - Are they lost? - Yeah. - So, uh, film from a distance, please.

Supposedly, I don't know, must it be some massive glitch in the system or something,

taking another car at 200 maybe kilometers an hour. It's nonsense. I've never done that. It's crazy. And then he said to me, I need your license, your passport and registration for the car. And I gave him. And he went back to his car and then he said, you've given me an English registration, a Romanian license and an American passport. I said, yes. He goes, where are you from? I said, well, I guess I'm a little bit from all of them. He said, well, you've made this very difficult. Where do I send your fine? I said, you could send it to America.

like obviously with no intention of ever paying him. He said, I don't think you're going to pay it, please don't be an asshole anymore. I gave you my things. That was it. Obviously I'm not going to stop being an asshole. Yeah, I was going to say, he really doesn't know who he's speaking to, does he? I mean, he should have given me a try. Anyway, what have we got planned for today? Any nice cultural activities? We're going to go to the spiritual home of a very important gentleman. Fantastic. He set the standard.

in many ways. So I'll point you out. I don't know, set the standard. You keep thinking of famous Australians, let's see if you can work it out. I'm gonna get a coffee.

That is the pear of my eye. Or is it the apple of my eye? It was in a fucking mountain before, or what? The apple of my eye. It's the apple, isn't it? Don't talk to me anymore, Dave. I'm serious. I've had up to here. I've been in the car with you for fucking many hours.

up to here. Stop talking. No more talking.

It's a big fun though, isn't it? This is more like it boys. A bit of culture. Nice cafe roadside. Austria. You came here for one reason and one reason only. Yeah, why is that? It was the top choice of footstep.

You've been in one of those, haven't you?

I don't drive. Why are you filming on your phone again? You're always filming on your phone. Yeah, the batteries are not yet charged. Your only job is to make movies and you don't charge the camera. The camera's literally never fucking charged. Yeah, it's been a few technical hiccups, unfortunately. Technical hiccups? It's a fucking plug.

Plug it in

Dave, to charge the camera. Yep, coming up. So what are you going to do here then, Budapest? Well, it's a well-known city. It's got a bit of a vibe, it's got a bit of a party scene. Obviously, we're tired. We've been burning for a thousand miles today nearly. So, I guess we could get some sleep or we could go out and start boozing. So it's, you know, the age-old conundrum.

I'm trying to decide what my body needs more. A good night's sleep or booze. We do have a lot of hours to do again tomorrow. We do. It would almost be foolish to go booze. It would be very foolish to go booze.

Oh yeah, I'm liking this already. This is very plush.

I'll be a bassin, I mean.

Well, we've gone down a fucking no injury.

Ah, well that's not good.

Trust him's an idiot.

What the fuck you doing, man?

Way down a one-way.

you

Thank you.

So now the Hungarians are laughing at the stupid English guys. Being shocked by Google Maps, which is obviously out of date.

Thank you.

is taking up a seat in my car.

for absolutely zero reasons.

zero reason

I'll get the first rounded.

Yeah, I think it's a good idea.

I can lend us a school or a kid.

Corn dog. This is my kind of night to be honest with us. This is food.

Taiji. It's already better than Thailand. This is a billion florins. Effectively, I'm a fucking billionaire. How much is a billion florins? We easily have a billion florins. A billion florins less than our cars. True. True. So we've rolled up with a billion. I'm not waiting to know why. I see you can put a table. How much? They say no. For shit to sit in the senior. I'm a fast lady.

Dave, that'd be a worm!

Can I have a beer? Yeah, sure. Start the day right. Exactly. Can we back?

We have two Mexican boats. Nice. One beer. Please give them the day.

I'm going to go to Budapest. Correct. Usually when I say I, I'll even book arrest people and say, "Oh, you mean Budapest?" I'm like, "No, I know where I fucking live." You mean, what do you mean what I mean? Tell me what I mean. Motherfucker. You're living it. Well, it's a big ass Land boat. It doesn't fit, so.

That was getting an awful lot of looks didn't it? That's an eagle's looks. Wow who's that handsome devil?

it's worth it it's totally worth it

Maybe they don't care about the car, maybe they've just all seen the Hateful Tate series. I'd hope so. We need some viewers. So it would be great if they are just getting a pic of us. That's what it is. Like, that's those really funny, those real funny guys. Yeah. Speaking of, we did the Council of State back in the day. Any thoughts?

Basically everyone hates us. I'm used to that. Yeah, I'm not so used to the hate. It's new.

It's the real world friend. You're a prick and everyone knows it. Yeah, I've kind of done well to disguise it though, because no one actually thought I was a prick for about 26 years. I've been a few. Fent for towels. And I do mean a few. I can literally have three.

- No. - He was demonstrating the stopping power with Segway, went off a cliff. I don't know if that's completely true.

I don't know where that knowledge is coming from, it might have been a rumor. But I'm pretty sure the guy who invented the Segway died trying to prove how great the Segway was. And if that's the case, then Segways are allowed to exist. Because the cunt who brought them into the world paid the price. We need to Google that.

The last one car and the capture moves to the seat. Check in.

I'm G1.

The Lambo's faster and everyone... When I... When I see these two cars together, everyone goes, Oh, the Lambo, the Lambo, and like discredits the Aston. The Aston's proper, comfortable, luxurious, and it sounds better. The Lambo's better because it's fast, but besides the speed, it's fucking uncomfortable.

guy said to me it's not comfortable it's not practical but that's not why you buy a lambo he's right you can't even go for speed bumps the lambo's a diva it's hard to drive you've got to be careful with the road and it hurts your back but for some reason you still love it

Fuck the picket. I just don't understand how gangster that is. Oh shit, that was fucking G. Look at that bug's face and tell me he's not certified G.

That's a fucking gangster pic.

What did you say? Don't move the bug again.

I'm quite a big fan of the tram. Funny mode of transport but neither bus nor train. There's something quite nice about riding the tram. Feels like you're doing something a bit special. Driving a Lamborghini Huracan. That feels special. Fuck your tram.

That is an obscene amount of money. 25 grand. I mean, I'm a millionaire pretty much everywhere, but only in Hungary am I a billionaire. That is a true guzzler.

I love European motorways. Especially in like the lower income countries like Slovakia, Hungary, Romania. There's no cars. There's no cars. It can be Monday morning 9am and there's nothing ahead of you.

70 miles an hour, of course, for a sustained period of time.

It's quite a lot of a lot of them. They speed check.

They just went through their speed check.

Just burned through it.

Trying to see if they're going to turn their lights on and come chase us.

This is your fault Dave. I was doing 100 normally. Then you showed the speedos, I thought I had to show off. Are we even allowed to put that in the... I don't think we can even put that in. It's gonna incriminate me. Literally threw a speed track. Literally threw it. And I saw the two officers look at each other like, do we chase this cunt or not?

I don't know. Can they catch me? Maybe I should go faster. Maybe I can outrun them.

I was born the son of a lawless man. I always spoke my mind with a gun in my hand. I've lived nine lives and gunned down ten. I need to ride like the wind.

I'm gonna ride like the wind.

And I've got such a long way to go. Such a long way to go. I'm making to the border of Mexico. So I'll ride like the wind. Ride like the wind.

It's not over yet. There's a big, pretty long line here. Maybe they're gonna fuck me here. Maybe here they're gonna fuck me. Maybe they radioed ahead and they're gonna be like, "Mm, now we fuck him." Oh shit, I spoke too soon. Let's see what happens. I burnt through their speed trap and then I thought, if I keep going that fast, they literally can't catch me unless they do... If I'm doing 150, by the time they get in their car, they'd have to do 170, 180. I don't think the Hungarian police have anything that can do that. But they do have radios, so I don't know how they're doing.

this border check's gonna go. I might have been driving too fast for them to let me through.

We got any fun activities planned in Romania? You're gonna finally do the one thing you're here for. The one job, the only thing you had to do was film my house. It's been weeks and weeks and weeks you've not filmed my house. You've been fucking Thailand, you've been everywhere all over the world and you've still not filmed my house. You're gonna finally do the one job you got paid

like episode of Cribs. That's all I've wanted from this whole fucking series. Oh.

Why are you in a Lambo driving across Europe? I do need to watch this Cribs show. See what it's about.

MTV, you reckon? It's a European country. There's no border. Romania has a border. Like, oh, we're part of the EU. Don't give a fuck. You want to come in, there's a border. I remember during the Syrian refugee crisis, and I remember they put on the news, they put something like,

trains to Germany are free for the next week because they want you. Get the free train. Because if you're left here you're fucked. We ain't gonna help you. We're gonna kick you out. They don't give a shit. Romanians don't care. All these Syrians are on the train. Now they're in Germany like acting bad mugging people and shit. When they're in Romania they're the most behaved motherfuckers in the world. If I had a passport with the name Christopher Cross I'd definitely make it across the border. True. So Mr. Cross you made it to Mexico? Of course you can come.

Winding down my window. I'll do this to talk. Hello. Hello. Hi.

Andrew. Hello. Twins? No, no, brothers. I'm a little bit older. A little bit older. Okay.

He's just taking our passports. Yeah, he's mistaken us for twins, I believe.

I get that a lot though don't I? He's just... okay yeah. He meant me, yeah sure he meant me and you.

I don't want to piss him off under any circumstance. They're all huge. They're massive men. All these dudes are massive. With guns. Yeah. He looks like he has a steak for breakfast. Steak and eggs kind of guy. Yeah.

Mr.. Hello. Little Proba and little speed. Oh, speed. Oh, sorry, sorry.

I'll make sure no no no

Here. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah, we sped through a speed trap and then when I got there, he started talking about speed. It turns out he was ordering me to speed away from the gate. So him and all his boys could hear the car. So there was like nine of them all waiting there. Go, go. So it's okay. So yeah, the police told me to speed. I sped by order of the law.

The law-abiding speeder. The law-abiding speeder, the big Romanian policeman with the gun, demanded, I put my foot down. Who was actually top gear? I'd be Clarkson, obviously. You'd be Hammond, the little one who talks shit. And Tristan would be James May. Because Tristan drives so fucking slow. Tristan thinks 110, he's fast. Oh, we're going 110. Why do I always want to do 160? Because the road's empty and I'm going to fucking Lamber.

to cruise. Just put it in top gear, like seventh gear, you just chill, 160 will just do easy. Fuck you, he's always like, "Oh, you're going too fast, you're going too fast." Fuck off. They're cars, they're supposed to go fast. They're fast cars. Richard handed his ATB the worst car going to me. Well, I apologise for that, friend. He crashed and died. He almost crashed and died. Well, I think if we were to drive, he'd probably be the first one to crash. Yeah, probably. Go, Carly.

There's another rematch that was heading directly to the capital. And it took like an hour and a half off our journey so far. It was tearing straight through. And it looks like it's brand new, it hasn't even finished it yet because it's saying the sign for Booker S has crossed out. Let's see, so it's not finished yet. It's an unfinished road. Now we're going to go through Faggot, your favorite scene. Faggot. F***. Right on.

The water from Mexico So I ride like the wind Ride like the wind Ride like the wind Faggot was rather pleasant as it goes But it became memorable for one reason

This big bastard bus.

Flash hazards, we need to get ready to overtake. Go now, overtake now, go, go, go, punch it, I'm ahead, there's nothing coming, punch it.

Too late.

Fuck you, I've never listened to you again, fuck off.

You could have kept up with me. You can overtake when I overtake. I'm not doing it by hair split seconds. If I'm pulling it off, you can pull it off.

I'm so sorry you're going to live. Where the fuck was I? I'm just talking... I'm just going to overtake you. You're talking total fucking shit. Don't lie down the radio. Yeah, so I almost hit a fucking lorry earlier because Andrew Parker took a bus and radioed to me. It's clear, it's clear, just go.

Because he's already gone fucking past me and has forgotten what the road was like. So I fucking pull over, look down, lorry comes around the corner. Inches away, inches away. Luckily I'm a fucking driving ninja. Otherwise I'm going to smash his fucking face first in front of a truck. Because Andrew told me it was clear. I'll overtake. But if Andrew radios me to go around this guy, I'm not listening. I'll go around him when it's clear.

This is revenge for Thailand. Look at all these little dead fuckers.

To be honest, you couldn't hope for a classier death, could you? Kamikaze into the Martin.

Very nice way to go. Kamikaze into the Aston Martin. That's how I'd choose to die if I was a fly.

Bug destruction. Bugs getting obliterated.

Fuck vegetarians. How many vegans are we upset? You don't care when bugs die, you only care when cute little lambs die.

His mother had his head caught. I'll run one over. Yeah, hopefully there'll be a lamp in the front of my lamb buck because I scrape it up. I crushed a rabbit the other day. In the BM. So that was it. We made it. Made it to Romania, but we still got a long way to go. It's a big country, friend. It's like coming into Newcastle. I wasn't thinking you made it to Brighton. Okay, now let's go. Let's go. Lads. Lads, yeah.

And I've got such a long way to go Such a long way to go Take it to the border of Mexico So I'll ride like the wind Ride like the wind Ride like the wind

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Just like that, outside into inside.

Like the Aston Martins. Bob knew what he was doing didn't he?

He's made up his mind. I ain't wasting no more time. He's had enough. Here I go again on my own.

Maybe we built ourselves a dungeon, we start getting the spirit a bit.

*music* shittest drive ever

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