Transcript
So a lot of you think I'm going to give a bias review.
But no!
I'm a fair man.
In fact,
If you look up fair in the dictionary,
There's a picture of my beautiful face.
right next to the word. So I've yet to have seen this interview.
And I will be honest, perhaps Meghan surprises us all.
Perhaps she does.
Extremely well. And perhaps she convinces me that she's not a bad person.
because my current analysis of the situation is that she's taking advantage of a very limp-wristed, small dick.
little pussy ass prints.
but she's a manipulative
evil female.
and she's found herself prey, like a black widow.
And I don't actually blame her for exploiting it. Because if you're a bitch, you get exploited. Welcome to the world.
But that's exactly what she's doing.
We're gonna watch this interview,
I'm gonna tell you what's really going on.
The reason I was getting this email, a lot of people were comparing this upcoming project to the Will Smith, Jada Smith breakdown I made.
You found things I never considered. Of course.
I'm Andrew motherfucking Tate.
So buckle up!
All the coffee cups in my house are take cups.
Because coffee, a lot like me, is hot, brown, and strong.
So I drink a lot of it.
And I like to drink it from a tape gun.
I'm not.
All the beautiful females in my house also drink from take cups.
Right.
Let's go. So, Oprah.
Let's get started on Oprah. Wait, before we start, let's give some context.
Do I have anything against Oprah? I don't think so. She's a billionaire.
Black woman, she's done very well, she's a billionaire.
Has Oprah ever annoyed me? I don't think I've ever complained about Oprah. I don't think Oprah really annoys me. So I have nothing against Oprah as it currently stands. And I've already told you what I think of Meghan and Harry. - Nearly 2 billion people around the globe
Watch their wedding.
I'm mad already. How long has it been? Four seconds.
Two billion? What the fuck? Two billion people!
You're wondering why everyone's walking around wearing the Corona masks like slaves.
"You wonder why everyone's so fucking stupid?"
We're four seconds into this one hour interview and I'm furious.
two
Billion with a B?
Do you have any idea how much money you would have to pay me for me to watch that shit?
Let alone watch it for free. I'm talking about Tate. Here's 25 grand cash to endure the full three hours of a cuck marrying some entitled ass divorcee.
No, I got shit to do. No.
I'm not sitting around in my silk pajamas and my Versace robe with my gold hublo on, wasting my life watching this shit. But two billion people watched it. What did you expect to happen?
What was going to happen? They're going to walk up the stairs. They're going to stand there. Priests will talk some shit. They're going to walk off. The end. I haven't even seen it. I know what happened.
Unbelievable. Two billion!
Deep breaths. Okay, Andrew.
I wouldn't be great if everyone else wasn't stupid, right? It's yin and yang.
I need the inferiors so I can be superior.
So don't get mad, Andrew. This is who they are.
From the outside, it looked like something out of a fairy tale, and appeared to signal a new day for the modern British monarchy. This couple represents
It's a wonderful fairy tale. It's... it's... They became one of the most talked about couples in the media. Yes!
I should have done some research before I did this video, but there was a king, I think it was in World War I or World War II, who had to abdicate the throne for marrying a divorcee.
He wanted to marry a divorcee, so he had to give up his royal privileges to marry her. He did it because he's obviously a fucking moron.
But Meghan Markle's a divorcee.
You know this is the thing about the world, that we're throwing all tradition out the window.
What they should say is the news should say, "Prince Harry shouldn't be marrying a divorcee. He's the Prince of England. He can get himself some fresh pussy."
But no, they're like, "This is a beautiful pairing. Everyone hopes that one day Harry would marry an old divorcee." Nobody wanted that!
What? Nobody wanted that. Why are they lying? Who are you lying to? The two billion people who are watching it?
Un-fucking-real. I was unhappy. I want to go back in time and call this news station to say, no, this is not a fairy tale wedding. I'm very displeased with the fact that the Prince of England is marrying an old divorcee.
Put my opinion on the motherfucking news.
Then in January 2020-- There's been an almost shockingly quick turnaround. --Harry and Meghan stunned the world when they decided to step back as senior members of the royal family. Meghan seems to have moved from the nation's heroine
just the nation's villain.
I don't think she was. Also, I'm going to keep jumping in and out things because I read this already online. I think it was a few months ago. Aren't Meghan and Harry raising their new kid gender fluid?
I'm sure that's true. It's in the Daily Mail. Let's look that up. Somebody on the research team, Megan and Harry.
royal blood is raising the next fucking offspring, whatever they have, as gender fluid.
That is Megan's idea.
It's gotta be, because Prince William and Kate ain't playing these stupid games. Prince William the Big G, Kate's there doing the Princess Ting, looking good, shine up.
They ain't talking about no gender fluid. This is all Meghan.
She's corrupted. She's corrupted the royal family. She's corrupted it. Because let me tell you something, gentlemen, because I know no women watch me. Gentlemen.
- Thaltering!
as I said in my last video, will ruin any institution
You can have a business, you can be making money, everything's fine. Introduce one hoe into the office. She fucks one dude, fucks another dude, dude gets jealous, now two dudes are arguing, fucks another guy, now three guys are arguing, says some guy raped her when he didn't because she's just a drunk hoe, now you got a sexual assault charge, boom, boom, boom, you involve one hoe!
It's fucked. We've added one promiscuous female to the royal family and now we've got gender fluid babies.
Thank you.
It's the royal family of Great Britain. There should be a barrier to entry.
It should be little pretty virgins walking into the prince's bedroom.
And then when some divorcee
tries to walk her ass into the bedroom, a royal guard
goes "ah ah ah ah"
That's what should happen.
The hoes
should be stopped at the gates.
*Clap*
They tell their story. I'm sitting down with Megan. I think what we really have got to clear up here is that you, Megan, are the one who manipulated, calculated this Megxit. And later, Harry joins us. What was the tipping point?
Did you blind
Why does Harry not speak alone?
Is Harry not allowed to speak alone without the female?
I'll talk alone and tell my story and then you can come and say a little bit, but I'll be there to correct you and interrupt you if you say anything I don't like. Okay, Harry?
Okay.
The fuck? You're the prince? If I was in this situation, I'd be like, listen,
Let me handle this, I'm the big G. Princes used to fight dragons.
We used to march into the sunset with a fucking shield and sword and fight a dragon. You think I can't handle fucking Oprah?
I'll handle Oprah.
I do all the talking by myself. Maybe at the end give her a little bit of screen time.
But no, Harry doesn't get to talk on his own. Do you know why?
Harry's a bitch.
Just as I said.
First observation from King Tate.
You should write this down, ladies and gentlemen. I'd like someone to actually email me all the observations I make, how fucking brilliant my mind is.