0:07.12It's not often I laugh in hysteria

0:08.76ERIKS.

0:10.20You know, I'm a happy guy, but I'm not that guy. I'm not the guy who's like "ha ha ha."

0:14.55I don't really do that very often, but it did happen recently. I discovered a video on the internet.

0:19.23of a woman who went to Nepal

0:21.84and she went to Nepal,

0:23.92Okay, the reason it's so funny, let me just give you a bit of prelude as to why I found it so funny.

0:28.11Who goes to Nepal?

0:30.27Like hippies go to Nepal. Like if I went to Nepal, you know, I'd be looking around for some Nepalese

0:35.11QE's

0:35.94which probably don't exist.

0:37.92but I'll be trying my best, 'cause if any man on the planet can find the Nepalese beauty queen,

0:42.32It's Big Daddy Tate.

0:43.74But this bitch...

0:45.78some woman, some blonde white woman,

0:48.98Middle age.

0:50.34you know,

0:51.3440, 50 something...

0:53.07gets paid too much, probably a school teacher, you know, like a head teacher on 75 grand a year, some garbage, went to Nepal with her kid.

1:01.13to find herself. I'm going to Nepal! Actually, yes, I can't wait to visit.

1:05.14Twat.

1:05.79She's a dickhead. So you know she's a dickhead. That's why it's so funny. So this bitch went to Nepal.

1:10.74And the video is of her

1:12.45filming herself running away

1:15.21from a Nepalese lady who's threatening to kill her. - Hey, ah!

1:21.81Just leave me alone, please!

1:26.25- She's running in Nepal, it's all mountainous. She's running on this mountain path. Please, please stop, please stop! And the Nepalese lady's chasing her, screaming Nepalese, with like a fucking sword or some shit.

1:38.67And the translation on the video is the Nepalese lady saying, I fucking kill you, bitch. I fucking kill you.

1:43.91Not a prelude to this story. So I was watching this going, well, how did,

1:46.74The Nepalese people are like, they ain't got no beef with nobody. When's the last time you've heard of a Nepalese blowing anything up or starting a war? Nepalese ain't got no beef with nobody. They're living in the mountains.

1:56.21You know, they're in between India and China, all these superpowers.

1:59.37But they're just chilling.

2:00.81They're doing their thing and they're relaxing.

2:03.15So I thought, how do you piss off the Nepalese?

2:05.10So the background to this story is this.

2:07.77What happened was

2:09.85Middle-A's white bitch went to this old woman's tea house

2:13.37And tea is supposed to be like five cents or something because it's Nepal and everything's cheap.

2:18.00and she tried to charge the Western lady more money, like 50 cents.

2:22.32Because the Western lady's Western and rich,

2:25.27Like, and she's Nepalese. Anyone who's been anywhere knows this happens in every single poor country.

2:31.11I live in Romania, which is in the European Union, and when I speak English, the taxi driver charges me more.

2:36.96That's in the EU.

2:38.07Let alone in motherfucking Nepal.

2:40.29So if you're a Westerner and you're traveling the world, you have to understand that you're rich

2:44.58Comparatively.

2:45.75They're poor and they're going to add some rich person tax on top. And the best thing you can do is pay it anyway and not be a dickhead.

2:52.58But this bitch

2:53.76the white bitch, must have got too fresh. She must have looked at her bill and went, um, excuse me, excuse me, you're trying to charge me, excuse me, you tried to charge me too much, um,

3:03.45money from IT.

3:04.80And this Nepalese girl must have been like,

3:07.32You wanna fucking fly your middle class ass.

3:11.85over to my part of the world, to my mountains, drink my tea, and then flex over the price

3:18.96I've had enough. Picked up a machete and said, bitch, you're gonna die if you don't pay for this tea.

3:23.63I like that.

3:24.99Because that's some retribution. All these motherfucking travelers, I've done videos on travelers before, picking up two grand in savings and fucking off to the other side of the world, to the poor part of the world, and just sitting there for seven months in a row, being as frugal as possible, squeezing every penny out of the poor people who live there.

3:42.06I've seen people haggle for water. I've seen an old lady, 85 years old, carrying water on the beach and fucking two young backpackers haggling her down for the price so they can stay in Thailand a little bit longer. You're in Thailand and she's Thai and she tells you a price. Fucking respect it.

3:57.90So it's about time someone put these travelers in check.

4:00.50'cause they're all out fucking control. You see 'em everywhere.

4:02.82Vietnam, Cambodia, Thailand, you see them everywhere.

4:06.03And they're all just stingy motherfuckers.

4:08.26Stingy as fuck.

4:09.63with our little bits of money, I'm finding myself

4:12.30You can find nothing but some dick you're riding you shouldn't be riding.

4:15.54So,

4:16.86That's what must have gone down.

4:18.62Bitch tried to flex over the tea price. Nepalese lady had enough.

4:22.74of her shit.

4:24.24And when made me laugh, I showed Tristan the video, and we both laughed. You know what's most funny?

4:27.78Who goes to Nepal? Nobody.

4:29.55which means that this is probably the first Western white woman that Nepalese lady probably ever saw.

4:34.08She probably ain't dealing with, like in Thailand, you deal with Westerners all the time.

4:38.10So I understand why you'd be pissed off with Westerners.

4:40.68because you've dealt with their bullshit for years.

4:42.98But if you're a Nepalese lady in a tea house in the mountains,

4:46.23You probably see one Westerner a year.

4:48.63This is probably the first time she's ever had any kind of beef from a Westerner. And she instantly flipped and threatened to kill the bitch. And that's what I like. That's my kind of person.

4:58.14First time she ever tried to add something to a bill ever in her life.

5:01.35And the woman got fresh. She was like, "Fuck you then."

5:03.84I like that. Here's the video. Enjoy.

5:12.50Just go!

5:26.05Just leave me alone

5:33.99Please! Please!

5:33.99Snowbox habit!

5:38.55Please! Please! Listen!

5:44.16Please! Please, I'm sorry, please! I'm sorry, please! - -

5:52.20You want to do this? - Okay. I'm sorry.

5:55.32You English people, please! - Hi. - Are you people with this person?

5:59.12No, no. I'm sorry. Please, please, please. My son, please, my son is wanting. Please, I've said I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Please. Please. Please. I'm sorry. Please. Please. Please. I'm sorry. Please. No, it's not. It's not.

6:29.10- No, it's okay. - No, Markin!

6:31.14I'm sorry. Please stop. You're scaring my son. You're scaring my son. Please. Please stop. You're scaring my son. Please. My son, he's only 15. Please. You scare him. You scare him. Please. Please. Yes, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Please. Please. Please. I'm sorry. Please. Please. Please. I'm sorry. Please. I'm sorry. Please. Please. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Please. Please. I'm sorry.

7:01.14- Oh my God. - Please. - Why are they just about you? - I'm sorry, please.

7:06.03Please, I'm sorry, please just... Okay! Okay!

7:15.36- -

7:15.49- Okay. - I'm getting horse! - Okay. - One horse of 2000 rupees, pay her!

7:21.16- You're bringing sugar, come in! - Okay. - You're coming! - But just let me go. You're scaring... - You're scaring my son. You're throwing rocks. - I'm going to do it. You're throwing rocks. You're hitting me. You're scaring my son. Please. Please. - Why are you hitting? Stay! - Ah, you're spasing Harry Potter! - No, it's okay. It's okay. Listen. I said sorry, okay? Okay.

7:43.44- Okay. - Now this, I will. Chippa, chippa. - Yeah. - Do this. - It's okay. - Yeah, you! - It's okay. I'm sorry.

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