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- So I'm sitting here on Twitter and I'm arguing with someone about this wrestler. There's a wrestler, a transsexual wrestler who was a man and is now a woman.
who keeps winning all the wrestling competitions.
And this idiot is sitting here saying, well, if they've transitioned to a woman, as if they've actually transitioned to a woman.
Like, firstly, no. You've said you're a woman, and that's okay, I guess.
In modern society, that's okay.
But you're certainly not a woman. If I said I was a jellyfish,
Would I be a jellyfish? I might be able to put on a hat that makes me look a little bit like a jellyfish, but I wouldn't be a jellyfish.
So I'm sitting here and I've made a really important decision. What I've decided to do is
Become a woman.
Because when I was arguing with this person,
I said, she doesn't even look like a woman.
he, she, it doesn't even look like a woman. It looks like a guy. And she said, it doesn't matter if he looks like a man. He's a woman. So now I've realized it doesn't matter if you look like a woman or not. You just have to say you're a woman.
So if I say I'm a woman right now, I don't have to change my appearance. I can keep my beard. I can keep my stubble.
I can keep my short hair.
And then on top of that, I can be a lesbian woman so I only fuck chicks.
So I've not changed my sexual orientation.
And then I get to kickbox girls.
So,
By saying I'm a woman, not only am I guaranteed to win every fight, I'm also going to set world records. The hardest punch in the world for a female, hardest kick in the world for a female. I'm going to break a whole bunch of females' noses.
Good shot there from Tate! Like badly.
I'm gonna bust some chicks up, 'cause I'm a girl now. I've decided I'm a girl, I don't have to change my appearance, I'm gonna continue to fuck girls and just carry on my life, and anyone who disagrees with me is a bigot.
If you disagree with me, you're transphobic and you're a bigot. Because my appearance should have nothing to do with the fact that I feel like a woman on the inside. I was born in the wrong body, okay? I can't help I was born a 6'4", sexy as fuck, masculine muscle machine. I can't help that. I'm a girl. And when I beat the fuck out of whichever girl gets in the ring with me, I want you to understand that it's a completely fair fight. It's girl on girl. And when I...
Take the...
Room girls home later and dick them.
It's lesbian sex.
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