Transcript
So you were out last night. How'd it go?
before we start. - Yeah. - Hey, we are...
Bye.
What's good?
We are live in three
two
one.
So we need to think of Yusuf as a government spy.
He's waving this camera in front of us and broadcasting what we're doing to the world.
- Possibly.
I'm not sure you can be trusted.
I never trust you.
Alright guys, it's Sunday morning. It's Peter Campion about our alarm. We're here with the health and fitness professor from the room. So I think it's very important that we all have three or four coffees.
three for six each.
Which is a lot of that. For our health and fitness. Good point.
Straight out of bed and immediately having coffee and cigar. It's a pretty good plan. Get Alex one time. How else you gonna stay strong?
Bye.
This is Live and Take Speech.
Yeah.
Thank you. My clothes here. I'll look like this.
Because you're a loser.
*thud*
Let me check, at least it's a loser who can't do anything right.
I wouldn't be shocked. Or surprised.
Yeah, it's live right now. I see it. I'm a liar. Andrew, you're talking shit. I can see us live now. You're actually talking to people. And the Takes Speech channel doesn't come on. Bro, I fucking opened Rumble, and it's there at the top. Takes Speech Live.
You're...
a wanker.
And you're a liar. One second, turn on the squat straight.
*laughs*
So guys, you're now watching me, watching myself. Your inception.
- Ah.
I'll use it so far.
Guys, what's the plan for today?
We've been staying inside all day, every day. Well, we have a pass week.
We have endless options really.
Bucharest is a very fun city.
Thank you.
Still sunny, got to snag off lake, ran little boats.
Sail around. Get in the supercars. Little boats. Yeah. Ousheray. Ousheray. Bailey, tell me about your friend Tristan. How did you meet your friend Tristan? You love boats.
don't matter.
So we were actually going caving one time. See? And we were stuck in between two of these just jagged rocks. Lucky I had a little boat. Yeah, you're right.
We should locate them, now that I mention it, we should.
Baby, I will never go caving, ever.
in my life. Shortly. You're so warm. No, no oceans.
Thank you.
- You're my little pose. - Does the internet know about the time that I almost got murdered by a giant fish?
So I was scuba diving in Egypt, because I thought scuba diving was fun, because I was 18 and I was retarded.
I didn't realize that you could die.
So there I am scuba diving, about 10 meters down, 12 meters down. I look up.
and there's a fucking sea monster above me.
A giant monstrous entity of an animal.
above me, ready to kill me.
So you're scared of goldfish? Yes. So I got out of the fucking water. An Egyptian guy, typical fucking, you know, these North Africans, fucking Yusuf.
"Hey, we are so lucky to see this beautiful fish on the reef. She is not usually here. It is so lucky." I'm like, "That motherfucker almost killed me."
Mustafa, I'm gonna chill the fuck out.
Almost die. No, they are harmless. They eat coral. You can crush coral. And you can't crush a man's skull. I think Mustafa didn't quite understand that when this fish kills people,
The people don't come and say that they got killed by the fish. You're right. So how do you know that the fish didn't kill people?
Google this, it's called a giant sunfish.
Almost fucked me up. Okay, I have Aikido. Fucking almost died.
Giant sunfish. I want to see what it looks like. You want to see a giant sunfish? These motherfuckers are huge.
It was bigger than a van.
And then Mustafa's talking about... His name was Mustafa. He's Mustafa now. Definitely was. Mustafa's talking shit about how lucky we are to see it.
Look how big this one is. No way.
Yeah, he's gonna beat me. Bro, you fucked me up.
Maybe you're the one who's to schedule the votes.
Thank you.
You try to go see the sun. Here's the other one.
Thank you.
What is that shit? How many coffee shut this morning, baby? This is my first one. Amateur.
So you're on the little boat with Trish. I just got out of bed. What? Okay, at least I'm not the old front loser.
You're all losers, man.
I just think I...
Alex, I did too and I steal them on number one. You gotta pump those numbers out.
- So I need to drink the coffee at the same time, I'm sleeping. Eat the burner inside! - Yeah. - IV drip, coffee, sleep into your veins, and then you'll sleep without limited energy.
If you have coffee before you go to bed, you get the energy required to get a good nice
Actually I drink coffee, cold coffee no more
Four o'clock? Yeah. It's a bold strategy. I don't know. I don't know.
This is my secret to hell and fitness. Love, Luna, Nicotine and Capital. Yeah, that is my secret.
It's our secret to power.
Give me some cigarettes.
Tristan did have the bright idea to ditch cigarettes and only focus on them three to four cigarettes. We're so famous now that there's people all around the world
who were wishing they were at this table talking shit. This is shit. This table is world famous. And everyone's like, I'd love to just be in the war room, smoking cigars. This is most men's dream. You can say to most guys, do you want to go to Disneyland? Or do you want to go sit in the war room?
and have coffee with those guys and just smoke. Everyone would choose to do this. - Well, there's 10,000 people watching us. - Everyone would love to just do this, because everyone who's been around the world actually understands that life is shit,
Everything's boring. Parties are shit. Sex with girls is shit most of the time. Everything's shit besides supercars.
And even then, most of the time you don't go through traffic to get to the fun bar.
It's all shit. The only thing that's fun is sitting around with your boys, making fun of everyone else.
or each other.
So this is every man's dream. And here you are.
with less than five coffees, like a fucking coward.
I don't even like you guys. I like this expensive pen.
If I had a choice, if someone put a gun to Baby's head and said, Tristan, give me your pen or I'm going to blow his brains out, I would let Baby die.
I'm going to put it on the baby's head.
Thank you.
I said, I'll give you a million dollars if I can't shoot.
Bailey would die.
I'm wrecking havoc as it goes. I'm coming back here. I'm burning it down. If someone broke off the baby's head,
It's interesting.
Give me the rest of your cup of coffee, or I'll kill Bailey and everyone he loves.
- But you still have to get it. - Don't be a damn good cup of coffee.
It is.
you wouldn't know because this is cup number three cup number three is excellent if you were at my coffee level
then you'd gladly let me die.
On a serious note, can we talk about actually seriously how everything is shaped?
No, but you're saying everything is shit. No, no.
You're a meeting there. Come to this party. I walk into the party.
Clover photo? No.
Go to a photo? No. Then some fucking really smart dude. There's always the smart one.
He gets access to photos all the time.
Instead of asking for a photo, I'm going to go over there and try to pretend I'm important.
Hey Andrew, I want to talk to you about some business. My name is this.
Fuck off, Brokey. I don't talk to you.
"Oh, I got a really interesting proposition." Nothing about you is interesting.
Nothing about your entire life that you've lived has ever been interesting. I don't want to do your shit business.
Even if it made unlimited money, I wouldn't want to do it because I have to talk to you.
So I don't want to talk to you. So go away. I don't need money. Fuck off. Okay. So you got those. Then you get some other dudes who think they're cool.
"Hey man, this party's yeah, I've got another party." Everyone leave me alone.
Then there's boobies.
Whoopies around, chicks.
And they're all scared, but they want me to go say hello to them. "Hi." Now, how about "no"? So I sit there on my phone, thinking, "Why am I here?"
But I'm a millionaire, so I can't stay at home.
And now I live.
And now I realize I have more fun sitting around here.
Talk about Bay Area Charmette. That was literally our night last night.
But all night.
100%. You're just sitting in the club all by yourself. I roll up. You look miserable.
Music's just boom boom boom boom boom. We can't even talk to each other. We can't hear each other. We're just sitting there. We look at each other. Why are we here? This is so gay. What are we doing? We just left. We just left.
If only there was a man smart enough to say, that's going to be shit, don't go.
If only there was a man in this quote who said, that's going to be shit. Don't go. Because I do do things. But when I know something's going to be shit. All parties. No. All parties are shit. And Andrew has this move. Oh, let's just go and check it out. Let me know how to do this. Look, if you. I don't like that approach, Andrew. I don't like it. Okay. So, right. Someone serves me a steak. I'll eat the steak. Okay, I'll eat the steak. Cool. Someone puts a plate of dog shit in front of me. And I say, Andrew, this dog shit is going to taste really bad. I know it's going to taste bad. No, but there's.
experience.
on this dog shit. But I'm telling you, if you take a spoon of that and put it in your mouth, it's going to taste better. Oh, just have one spoonful. Try it. I know it's going to crack. There's a missing part for the equation.
What? One time in a million that tastes good? No.
If there's an event going on, and I know it's going to be shit, and I say, "Let's go, but it's going to be shit, and then we'll leave quickly."
I still go because I enjoy my 15 minute drive in one of my cars.
That's the part. I'm going to start driving there and driving back without getting out. Let's do that.
I'll happily do that anytime. Alright, let's go to places today.
But never get out of the car. Never get out of the car. I will say the most fun part of our night last night, we were driving around listening to the same song on repeat.
All night long. It was fun. Then we had steaks, then we had cheese shop.
They make fun of everyone. Then we drive home.
Thanks, man.
Peace out.
So what we need is a hollow.
So we're millionaires. We have unlimited money, hundreds of millions of dollars. Okay, because millionaires' hobbies suck, like drugs and hookers. Those are millionaire hobbies. Skiing sucks. Helicopters suck. Scuba diving sucks.
Anything to do with fucking white boy shit jumping up and playing...
Hooker sucks. We don't do drugs. We don't gamble. So what do you do with all this money? Okay, I keep, I buy a new car every week. That's kind of fun. Not because I drive them, but because I get to make fun of everyone who can't afford it.
Endless cars.
What else can we do that's actually fun? Collect expensive pens. We are going to do that.
Casinos.
Bro, I can't gamble. No, he doesn't gamble. I used to gamble.
No, to be fair, Andrew would go to casinos.
And I will say, I'm a con animal.
You're gambling, gambling is shit, because gambling is shit.
You just lose, which is funny, but then if you win it doesn't make a difference because you're already rich. So it's a good point. I'll only gamble if I go to Monaco and shit just for the sake of wearing my tuxedo and go and gamble. It would be nice. The only thing that's fun is racing around Europe in superfights, staying in five star hotels.
Shane, you're arrested, you loser. You're arrested, you can't even put a rest.
Loser.
So let me go list.
First thing first.
Thank you.
S-S-B
That's on the list. Super Smash Bros. is the most fun thing we do. Super Smash Bros. on Nintendo, the most fun thing we do.
Yeah, it might be.
It is!
It's super funny.
Second case.
Training. Training is fun. Training is fun. Exactly. Training is fun.
But what hobbies are fun? Have you ever seen those bell curve graphs?
where you have a stupid retard at one end, and a super smart guy at the other end, and everyone in the middle arguing.
It's kind of like
the stupid dumb retard with no money is like, video games are fun. And then it's like, no, no, no, video games are bullshit. You have to work hard. You have to make money. You have to become successful. They're not the real world. You have to make billions of dollars. And then once you're a billionaire at the end, it's,
I'm doing it for fun.
Someone make that graph.
With your face on it. Yeah, with my face. I've tried to analyze why I hate going out to parties so bad now, and I've kind of realized it. I think...
That 60 to 70%. Here's the reason they go to parties.
One pussy.
I am in the very unfortunate position where I cannot possibly see all of my girlfriends anyway.
So I literally don't have time for that.
The other thing is, guys want to feel important.
So like there's a big party in an area. They want to be in the spot because everyone's going to be there. Buy the most champagne, get some wine. And like be there and like, oh, were you there last night?
Because we're the most relevant group of friends on the planet.
So we don't have to go anywhere. We can just sit here and do this.
So why do we have to go there and be seen?
In fact, it's annoying to be there, because then there's always some dick I try to talk to me.
Yesterday some dude come up to me and he's fucking... Hey bro, I was always waiting to see you. I was like, hi. We are from Italy. We are the Italian guys. We moved to Bucharest and we knew we'd see you one day where the Italian guys...
What?
And maybe you come to my table for a drink. I'd rather...
which is what I did, and sit and drink with you. Fuck off. Super Mario Bros. trying to be friends with you. You were mates.
You're a man. I didn't even show. Italians love little boats.
That is Italian bullshit. And you know it. Yeah, I'm a little boat man. You are a little boat man. I'm gonna buy a little boat and put it in the pool.
Fuck this. I'll buy a boat. Buy a little boat. I will. We should buy a jet ski in a jet ski run. Okay. Do that.
Do you think the remains will ever let us go or we're just gonna be perma-trapped here? I think they're gonna permanently trap us here forever.
because of that one guy who wants to steal our money. - Nice. - We won't say his name.
But there's one guy doing this.
This isn't Romanian. Romanian people, we like them.
We like you, we even like the judges, we like the institutions here.
One guy is doing this.
Supercop.
Is smoking scars a hobby? Is that our hobby? Yeah.
Smoking is alright.
Let's go ahead and start.
And it doesn't detriment my health at all. I don't believe that. That's all fucking matrix propaganda. It actually makes me stronger than ever before.
Look at the 1950s. Men were handsome with chiseled jawlines, women were slim, everyone was smoking cigarettes.
I will not get us being told by people drinking fucking Slurpees with their fat bellies and their high fructose corn syrup. Hey, you can't speak.
Fuck off.
See who gets cancer and dies first. It won't be me.
So parties suck and everything is gay.
What if you made your own past up?
before cooking.
Let's take up cooking as a hobby.
Andrew is an after chef.
Beans on toast.
For all those English people watching, this motherfucker right here wants to refer to our national dish as "Beans and Toast".
Motherfucker, he has no idea.
That's like shitting on an American flag. Beans and toast.
I was furious. Everyone in the house was furious. And I just came in and I was like, "Guys, I just got back from the airplay." Let's use our monumental influence, which we have. I actually take credit. I think that I have done more damage to the Star Wars franchise than any one individual on the planet. I have made Star Wars not cool anymore. Just me by myself.
We're going to make all parties shake. If you're watching this,
Don't go out to party anymore.
It's gay and shit. Please listen. No, I'm gonna explain to you. I'm gonna be a party.
And so will you. Shh. Don't go to parties anymore. It's gay and shit. You're going because you think you're going to meet some hot girl, but the truly beautiful girls, the girls who are beautiful where it counts, deep inside of their heart, aren't even in the party. And you're going to go there and you're going to stand around in a sausage vest and you're going to do this.
For hours! It's gay and it's stupid. No more!
Don't go!
Parties are lame. Instead, I would rather... You know what? When I was broke, back in the day, me and my boys used to all get into a Vauxhall Astra.
and just drive around the clubs because we couldn't afford to go in and try and pick up girls from outside.
We should start, all of us getting a Ferrari, and just start pulling up outside clubs on a Saturday night. Us four. And we'll be around in a butler. We'll take the two Ferraris, the RS7.
We'll get the security car to come with us. We have bodyguards. We have room for more chicks. Let's take five or six supercars and let's drive from club to club and just pick up all the girls from outside and put them all in the cars and leave. That's our hobby. That's our new hobby. Why are we going inside of these places? You sound like a human trafficker.
So some fucking nerd can come up to me and say, hey, I'm Italian. Like six times in one sentence, like I'm going to give a shit.
You're Italian? Whoa, I really want to hang out with you. Tell me more.
Dickhead. He just wanted to take you out on a little boat.
Tristan May.
What's your next thing?
Thank you.
Oh no, no, no, look, do you know what I'm looking at right now?
Little boats. Fuck off. Tristan, what's your mate saying?
Mario.
Mario.
Mario is trying to take me down some fucking pipe to game. And I had this in the middle of deploying. I'm going to show Andrew.
I'm getting this. Are you buying it now? Yeah, I'm buying it.
Well done.
- Thank you.
I like the idea though.
Pulling up with our goons.
The clubs, looking like mafia.
We said that last night. When we left the club, me and Bailey went to get a big fat steak at 1 in the morning.
And I said, we pulled up into RS7, ABT.
And we had the S-class behind us with two guys with guns. And we pull up at that aerobin. And we walk in. And they move everyone off our table. And they give us our table, which we have in the book.
And they know our order and they bring us steaks and they bring us shisha because they know what we always have. And I was like, is this as cool as life gets to pull up in a $300,000 RS7 special edition and then your armed guards get out and walk in the club and move everyone out of the way and sit down and start eating fat steaks?
It's pretty much as good as life gets.
That's much cooler than going to some fucking club and talking about peasants.
Yeah.
I'm done with vlogs.
for now.
For now.
But eventually, the way the world works, eventually I'm gonna find myself at a club. Okay. For some reason. So will you. Okay. So will you take a picture. I'm going to try, I'm going to get you out.
Okay, so when they catch you out of the club and people replay this to you,
You went to get me out. That's the official message. I went to stop you from clubbing. Okay.
I have to slow you down because you're out of control.
I mean, fucking Starry, yeah.
Moscow News
It's 11am.
Who's out there now?
Put a one in the chat, we should move to Albania. Let's move to Alabama.
- No, Alabama. - Albanian. - Why not Alabama? They're the same.
- Alabama. - Albania would be 100 times more fun than Alabama. - Whoa, Alabama's amazing. - I love Albania. Albania's amazing. - Alabama's the most fun place in the world. Let's move to Macedonia.
But, Bailey, there was once a point in your life when the only two countries you've ever been to were the United States and Albania. I think you have to give me credit. As an American, the first time leaving the country and I go to Albania. That's a very weird setup, yeah. It's cool.
That's a very weird decision. Yeah, it was. O-Rid Macedonia when I fought there.
10 years ago, maybe longer, 12 years ago.
was fucking sick. Who's that girl you almost got pregnant? Maybe she's watching. We're talking about it. I'll be honest with you. I don't even know what this is. I don't even know what it is.
Where's Macedonia?
Where's Macedonia? Where's Macedonia? I don't know. It's near Albania. They're all part four Yugoslavia.
You know I don't know geography. Americans don't know geography. We were in Macedonia, right? So check this.
So we're in Macedonia, there's this huge fight tournament in the amphitheater. I won both fights by KO. So this is a whole town.
comes to these huge fight events, and there's posters of me and all the other 20 fighters because there's a tournament all over the town. Before the internet, before Instagram, before... So we're like, the tough guys who have appeared, right, all over this town.
And I can tell people were intimidated because Orym Macedonia is kind of like
old Greek and then these little alleyways and shit.
And the second fight I finished, we'd all won, but I hadn't been paid yet. I had no money.
So me and another guy, I won't say his name, because this is world famous, we're standing in an alleyway drinking booze, drinking booze and talking to girls in an alleyway.
And a cop came to us and said, you should leave. And we're like...
Why?
"Because you cannot drink on the street." And we're like, "Okay, whatever, bro." And just kept drinking. And he walked off. And then he came back with like 50 cops. So he must have realized we were from the poster, and was like, "Oh, shit." So he went and came back with like the fucking squad, and gums and shit. We're like, "All right, bro, calm down." So he went in this club. Anyway, long story. So we were drinking, we go in this club,
In Macedonia, I want to say the name of the club.
We're there, surrounded by girls. We're doing fun. We're famous. We're on the posters. We're the fighters from the other countries. We've got all these girls that are done.
I don't know exactly how it happened, but some dude came over and started starring on my friend.
And my friend,
being the legend that he is.
For anyone who's watching this, if you're American, you Americans are gun land. But England, it's different, right? And before it was stab land, it was punch land. So England's very different. So stand up. Let me show you England. I was still a punch man. Let me show you how England works. This England's a very different culture. It's like,
Oh, sorry, sorry. Bum! Just like that, hit first! Right, so this guy bumped into my friend, and I saw the bump, and half a second later, my friend had hit it.
grabbed him and threw him over like a railing in the club about this high. And the guy went flying. We'll call this man Kayfed.
He knows what that means and no one else knows who Kayfair is. So the guy goes flying. Anyway, we had all these girls. I was like, we don't know who we've just thrown. It's a bit messy.
And he goes, "All the fighters are here, I ain't gonna do shit."
We're in Macedonia, let's leave.
So we took a bunch of girls back to the hotel, end of the night.
Next morning, yeah, end of the night. Next morning, yeah, that's what ended.
And the next morning, I'm there. My friend is really home over. I'm down to breakfast. I swear to God, I'm down to breakfast in my coffee.
I remember I had Blackburn back then. I'm on my Blackburn coffee.
These two dudes come and sit down at my table.
I'm like
Hello? And they're like...
We are here to kill your friend.
And I was like...
Wish for it.
Like the friend you were with last night, we're here to come to a friend.
Where is he?
That's a...
Thank you.
I'll text him.
I'll text him I'll text him on BBM Ping, ping, ping He goes, what? Two people are down at breakfast to kill me He goes, what? LOL I'm like, no
There's two people here who said they want tequila. He goes, "Okay, let me get dressed."
So he gets dressed and walks downstairs.
And the manager of the whole fight event, the Macedonian, like the mayor of the town was involved in the whole fight event,
and the mayor of the town,
The guy went and got the mayor of the town and a few other important Macedonian guys, and they all went to the corner of the breakfast hall and started having this conversation. Well, these two dudes stood there with their hands on their glocks and their fucking... on their waist.
And they spoke a bunch for like 20 minutes and then shook hands and it was it.
So why didn't they kill you? He goes,
I have to pay a 5,000 euro.
It was his cousin. I was like, really? You're going to pay it? He goes, yeah, I'm going to pay it.
I was like, how do you know they're serious? He doesn't know they're serious.
So you need to pay five grand to throw the guy over the thing. Wow.
Let's go. Macedonia sounds fun. The world's changed. It's not... Yeah, it wouldn't be like that. The world's changed. All the beautiful girls from Macedonia are all around the world in Dubai. Places, Instagrams, killed it. That whole...
by when everyone in the town who wants fun goes to the centre of the town on a Friday night for the fun is over.
Yeah, it's all over the internet's killed it all.
I don't know. I'm messaging that Macedonian girl, who's a total nine.
So I say we all own that's going up.
So that I can get my massive total. That would be a very good one. So when we're sitting having breakfast, and two guys walk and sit down and say, we're here to kill Bayley.
I'm done. I'll text him. I'll text him. That's our official line. Everyone wants to kill anyone.
I'll text it. All right.
Hmm.
- Thank you.
No, but Tristan's right. The world's globalized now. All the Hall of Macedonians are in Dubai.
All the hot Lithuanians are in London.
All the hot wheels just bounce.
They don't stay in their towns anymore at all, ever. Yeah.
At all. Why would they?
Better options, job opportunities, fucking richer, more handsome dudes. You know, if you are from, let me talk to you about my old favorite town.
when I was young and haram and used to womanize, 'cause obviously,
not a womanizer anymore.
This town is called Kosice Slovakia. Kosice Slovakia had girls. I was going there from when I was 16, 17, 18 years old. Before Facebook, before fucking Instagram, before TikTok, before any of this crap, before Tinder, before all the crap that ruined the world where everyone's on their phones all the time and everyone's...
flying around the world and the best guys on earth. Actually, you know what? I'm actually glad the world's changed. I'm going to get into this in a second.
But now the best men on earth
can invite any beautiful woman from anywhere in the world, anywhere they like, and the beautiful women go. They don't want to fuck the guys in their own towns anymore.
But back before that existed, when I was a Broky, in Slovakia, there was man.
I...
I wish
I could turn back time and go off one more weekend. It was fucking awesome.
The world was a very different place. Everyone smoked cigarettes inside. It was beautiful.
But...
Everything moved on at exactly the right moment because now the world has changed,
If I was still a broki living in Kosice, Slovakia, or a broki living anywhere,
I'd be super upset.
I'd be super upset because now I'm the guy.
Who can meet any woman in the world from any country in the world? Bring her to the... No, not Moldy's. Well, no, no.
Why? How'd you become my little butt?
Yeah, exactly. When I got my rowing boat,
I'm gonna get a rowing boat in this pool
and I'm going to sit in it, fill it with beautiful women, and everyone's going to have to admit that I was right.
*laughs*
If that happens, I'll make it right.
You know the ladder's got me lots of beautiful girls. You talked shit about the ladder until you saw that missile strike. The ladder is pure romance.
Actually, oh it is that's how I do that's I go a baseball if you end up on a little rowboat in our pool with girls
All right.
You can't have a look. I'll do it.
Cool. Until that happened, you did not win.
You lost.
Challenge accepted.
So once we're free, what are we going to do with our lives? Because I'm trying to avoid everybody all of the time. Why don't you stay here? Everyone wants to talk to me and is super annoying. Once we're free, let's stay here.
I was staying at home for a couple years remember our first night off house arrest we said this is bullshit when I'm going out
we've been locked in our house for five months so we just stayed home
That was pretty epic. Going out to shit.
Doing things is shit, it's all shit.
All I do is race around in cars and avoid everybody. And now the weather's just too cold for that.
I never want to talk to me as super annoying. I don't want to talk to you. Neither does Alex. That's what I like about this house. No one wants to talk to me. I'm sorry. Everyone wants to talk to me.
He's not that interesting. Hey, bro, have you got five minutes? No, I do not.
Nice to meet you. Oh, there was a dork the other day. Yeah. Fuck it, I almost fucking slashed his throat with a knife and let him bleed to death on the restaurant floor. This motherfucker comes over.
Bypasses my fucking people somehow because he was sitting next to us. "Hey, hey, can I have a photo with you guys?" I'm like, "You know what?" Security get up. "Yeah, let's give him his photo."
Fine, stand up. If you're watching, don't ever fucking do this.
mate, whoever you are.
We let you take the picture with us.
and you go away.
Then you fucking come marching your dumb ass over about three minutes later.
So, I... I... I'm sorry for interrupting. I need five minutes of your time. I'd just like to discuss with you and... No.
No, I'm going to discuss with you. I'm having a discussion. An important one. With all my millionaire friends. What the fuck do I want to discuss with you for? You had your picture. Fuck off. And in fact...
There's that old saying, you treat someone like a fan,
If you treat someone like a celebrity, they treat you like a fan. There is a tiny possibility that a man actually approaches me and says, "Hi."
Yeah, I know who you are. I've actually got this idea. Can I run something by you? I might, might, might say yes.
But if you come up with a fucking hard cock trying to take pictures with me, I'm going to get a picture. Then come over after a few minutes like you're the fucking business man. No, you're not. You're a dummy. I'm going to correct Tristan before he ruins our lives. You can come over to me however you want. I'm not coming by your business. Yeah. Before Tristan ruins our lives. Excuse me, mister.
Fuck off. You said on the license, you want something like this. I don't want to talk to nobody. Don't talk to me.
Don't talk to me. Join the War Room. If you're important, I'll talk to you. Join the War Room.
And inside of the war room there is an organizational structure, and if you advance, if you prove yourself competent, we will speak to you inside of the war room. If you see me on the street and you're not in the war room,
Don't talk to me. I don't talk to you.
And if people don't believe you,
I'm sitting here.
Randy joined the war room now he's at the table yeah yeah Yusuf joined the war room now he's at the table like Yusuf said the ghost yeah Yusuf is a ghost
Now, I will talk to you if you're wearing a Resist the Slave Mine t-shirt.
I will talk to you for a minute.
I think that's fair.
And they'll come up to me, "Oh, I have a t-shirt at home!" I will punch you in the face. Where? I will strike you physically. You don't want to get hit by me. Where? Think I'm scared of going to jail?
Proving that I'm not, I'll punch you in the face. Don't talk to me.
Wear it permanently.
for life.
for life.
If you have...
a Tate resistance leg-mind t-shirt.
.
I've only had 4 cigars and 5 coffees of my game. - Yeah, I've loved it, another one.
Alex, where's your coffee?
Here. You actually have one. Yes. Alright, good. That's an empty cup, isn't it? Yes.
There's no way, no one left this room or came in that he somehow manifested a coffee. I knew, I know him. Alex is the king of pretending to drink things, by the way.
The war room is the only way to speak to us. People are asking why the war room. The war room is the only way to speak to us because
Most people are shitmunchers and waste.
everyone's time, including their own. Most of you are so stupid that you waste your own life, which means by extension you're going to waste some of mine. And the difference between you and me is that my time is valuable because I live the most...
beautiful human experience a man can possibly have.
So I don't want to have my time wasted by dorks like you. So if you join the war room and you're not a loser, you will naturally progress...
throughout the hierarchy and end up sitting at this table. If you join the war and you are a loser, I never have to talk to you. It's just fantastic.
So you have to join the war room to prove yourself. If you manage to see me on the street by chance, that is not a chance from God to waste my time.
Because I don't care.
My time is now in live things to do.
Join the war room if you ever want to meet me or talk to me. If you see me, if you want a photo, if you approach nicely enough, perhaps, but do not try and tell me your shit business idea.
'cause it's shit. And you know what, if it's good, I'll probably just take it off you and do it myself.
So just don't waste any one's time.
Go.
Thank you.
Yeah, that's a very good point. I think
We should Peter Pan peanut butter alert.
All day.
.
all day a smoke off a proper smoke off
Tristan's the king. Tristan's the cigar king. The episode's not been released yet, so people don't know, but they will know soon. Oh, people don't know that I'm the king. They don't know. Oh, they're on the way that I am the king. That our cigar will be.
Well, my loyal Rumble viewers are currently shocked and appalled and disgusted and impressed.
You can join the war room from any country on earth.
Last name.
Thank you.
Yeah, I am. That's not. I am the smoking game.
I don't think anyone can top it. No one will ever defeat what I do. You are the consumption champion and even that was just...
Totally.
That's unbeatable. He would rather have been to the cigar champion for the rest of the
the recipe of the time.
I'm not going to try and be here
Let's put it that way. You're going to get a 10 to my record. Bro. All I have to do is do what I feel like. I would feel awful.
That was killed.
normal man halfway through well I was awake to like 10 o'clock in the morning watching movies yeah I never watched fucking good will hunting at 3 a.m. fucking eyes like this
Text in the group chat, just laserize. Oh, I will text laser eyes.
Good little hunting. What's that about?
Some movie with...
Some guy who's super smart with his life shit and he's a dork. I don't know. I don't know why it was on. Your life? My brain was fried. Your life? No.
Sounds good, right?
Well, I thought you were super smart about his life, she was a dog.
-
Except for the smart guy. So, Google hunting without being smart is just a guy whose life's crap. He's a dork. Your life, yeah.
*laughs*
That's not my life.
It isn't.
So guys, we started the conversation talking about things we needed to do today, and it slowly progressed to just staying home. All right, guys. Yeah, all right. So yeah, let's actually be sensible here. Tristan, without bullshit, we're billionaires.
Network liquid cash hundreds of millions. We are actually billionaires. I want the internet to know that we calculated our net worth the other day and we are worth collectively over 2 billion. That means if we split it in half, we're both billionaires.
we're believing this
Our tech empire is monumental. Because most people don't even have a clue of the things we're involved in. There's people using apps on their phone right now that they don't even know we own.
So we're billions.
We're billionaires, we have hundreds of millions of dollars. Outside we have, I can see on the cameras,
We have an RS7ABT special edition. We have an MC20. We have an X6M. We have two SF90s. We have an M3.
We have GT4 RS, we have a 765LT.
Okay? Right?
It's a sunny day. Lada. We have a lot of things. We're in Bucharest, which is a fun city. It is fun.
We can do anything we want, okay?
What should we do today?
Smoke cigars and stay home. No, this has to be something else. What are you talking about? This is the funnest thing in the world.
We're just going to sit this thing all day, talk and shit. Alex, when do you finish it?
I think we should go out.
Who the fuck's your mate?
Go wherever you want.
Take the scooters, of course.
Oh, we have Bugatti scooters. Okay, so we take the scooters.
And where do we go?
Citizen.
Oh, Harris-Stowe Park.
Let's go! Four Brigatti scooters in the back of the X6M, drive down the Haristrown Park.
And race around the park. That's fun.
All right.
I'm gonna tell my aunt I should have charged. You tell the staff.
Is that a real plan?
*laughs*
It's one of the last sunny days that we're gonna have in Luke rest. What if I take? It's a perfect plan.
This cigar knife
I can't make threats on internet, can I?
And cut my cigar with it. Nice. Andrew and I, when we were driving around last night, had a brilliant idea.
You don't have really good ideas. Yeah, trust me. This is game changing. Really? We are going to start taking public transportation.
We are. We're going to start riding trams and muscles everywhere we go. Why?
Well...
We've transcended the superpowers.
It's time to take it out. - Let's take the bus, the night bus in McResson, midnight. You know the buses are midnight.
Let's take it by someone.
at night.
You know, he'll organize the tickets and shit. I don't know how it works. Let's take the Metro tickets
Ateens.
No! Look, just because you're a Romanian doesn't mean we all have to be criminals. Have you ever ridden...
Have you ever written the book Rest Metro or not?
once.
Watts.
took the bedroom.
Maybe we should go to Metro.
We should take a metro around at night. Let's take the trams around at night.
Tram man. The tram man.
Let's take the trade.
The trains go too far and I'll have to be prepared.
Because super nerds trying to steal from me.
Yeah.
There's a super dull cover there.
scooters today, trams at some random time.
Because if we do it tonight, everyone's going to be out waiting to see him in the trance. Good point. Yeah. We can't advertise for a guy.
And in fact, everyone's probably now going to that exact park that I mentioned to try and find us running our scooters.
- Shit. - I won't be there.
You could go rowing in the swimming pool.
I don't know, the Roadbett's already purchased.
Got the girls organized and everything. I'll fucking be the boss of that pool.
I mean, when it freezes over, I can pretend I'm an arctic explorer. Wear a big coat if I break through the ice. I'm gonna get your big sailor hat.
Thank you. See, finally, little boats. We've gone full circle.
Back to Little Boats.
*sigh*
Is that the plan of votes?
I don't seem to have at least three coffees before I talk to him.
Mm-hmm.
I'm not talking to a man who has to have a coffee this morning. I'll organize the source and coffees.
I'll tell you one thing I want to do.
Nobody cares! It's almost... It's getting close to Christmas.
Don't look like I care. I want to decorate the entire house.
- Turn it into a winter wonderland. - Christmas lights, Christmas trees. - Make the apples. - Stockings, whole nine yards.
I know you don't celebrate Christmas. You're gonna make my house gay.
Yes.
I'm gonna get you a Santa Claus outfit. No, I would dress up a Santa Claus. I'm gonna bring everyone gifts.
You get cold. Alex, I'll give you something good.
I think I would make the most terrifying
at once.
Oh, uh...
Just carry around a big machete.
you know
Just don't call the kids. You would be the biggest one.
At least.
People think I'm eating a truck car.
Can I be put in my bag?
Thank you.
We have to do something for Christmas. We have to.
That is a good point.
That is a very good point. We do kind of have to do something for Christmas. We have to tell everybody that's watching what our Thanksgiving Day play is. I think that is Christmas.
I was with Alex.
drinking wine that his dad made.
Can you enlighten everybody on Village Wine? Because they don't know. Yeah, so basically,
When you're a billionaire like me, you can drink any drink on the planet.
So I've got bottles of share paint over there, cost upwards of $20,000, limited edition. I've got the top of the safe and the...
Back of the...
Bar, I have Lou the 13th, Cognac, Seminary, Granite, Ball. I have all the booze
A man can walk.
And when I sit around drinking with that, I let you know.
We drink wine that is dead.
If his dad were to sell this wine in the village stores, it would cost about 3 euros a bottle.
I've seen it for sale.
And it's very good.
As a man who could have anything.
I choose village wine.
Every time.
My choice. But the secret sauce when it comes to the village line is you never know what you're going to get. You never know how much longer it's going to be. Me and Alex are sat together.
And Alex is a terrible drinker, by the way. Probably the worst Romanian drinker in the world.
As a Romanian, he can't drink for shit. And we can drink four bottles of village wine and feel good.
But then there was one night me and Bailey had like two and a half bottles of village wine. And I fucking almost died at Sergeant Bailey.
Guys, I have an idea.
Actual serious idea.
Roman books.
Don't worry about something else. Good morning. Good morning.
For the next seven days,
Anybody, what we're going to start doing, we started. Profusion. We have more coffees, Brett. Four, please. Okay. Eight.
Thanks. Ten. Ten, thanks. OK.
-
From now on, Peter Pan, Peterbacher alerts around this table. Each time, we're going to have a guest.
We're going to have a guest. So for the next seven days, you can go to the live chat on CobraTape.com.
Go to the live chat agent and explain to them why you should be selected
to come to a Peter Pan peanut bar. You get flown out, they'll pay their flights, they'll pay their hotel,
And every Sunday morning, someone's going to sit here with us.
I'm going to talk to them. You have to explain to the live chat why we should choose you.
And we're going to put them in between me and Tristan in case they're weird. If they do anything they shouldn't do. So we can deal with it.
Quickly.
So...
That's right.
multiple machetes and blades
Magnetized quantitation. Fuck. Say something stupid. I'll take a fucking head on the apple. You think I only have one? The problem with the trees is different.
It's on purpose. Take! So they're going to stick out between me and Chris and Ballard Maches. Nice. Nice, peaceful environment. You can enjoy. Yeah.
And if you upset me, you'll never see your family again. We're going to go to the live chat and cover to the comment and explain why we should choose you.
*laughs*
That's what we're going to do. A live change is the truth. Or, yeah.
Can I do that?
Hopefully I'll get slumbered.
We'll see.
I like that. That's a good plan. That's a good plan. Yeah. Slice up our random fans. See, that's crazy. That's what we need right now. With all the bullshit going on in my life. It's to slice a man up live on YouTube. So if you want to meet us...
That's how you do it. You can go to live chat on CobraTakes.com right now and explain to them why you should be invited to a Peter Pan peanut butter world.
You can fly out here.
When are we going to fly the first person out?
Let's see. The live chat guys or war room guys are going to compile reports for me on who we should choose and why.
Like that on CarverTake.com.
Yeah, and if you are chosen, you'll be chosen.
to create a video interview, a video message.
And you'll be given a secret email address to send it to. And we will review the videos. We'll choose somebody.
Thank you.
Chuse it. Chuse it. Chuse it. Chuse it. Of cheese. The ghost of Chuse it. The ghost of Chuse it.
So Yusuf has many nicknames.
-
So,
We tried to think of a nickname for Yusuf.
And we couldn't, because we couldn't think of things that rhymed with Yusuf. But then we realized loads of things rhymed with Yusuf. And I think we've landed on...
Abusive Yusuf. So that's his name. So as I walk around,
being spied on by the police, I roll with a man whose nickname is Abusif Yusuf.
Definitely get me in trouble.
That's just one of his nicknames, he has nicknames.
True. Be subduceive.
Elusive Yusuf when he's not around. See, on this stream, he's elusive Yusuf. He's there, but he's not because he's elusive.
*laughs*
Thank you.
What's Alex's nickname? Fuck Alex. Yeah, fuck Alex.
Fuck Alex. I think you did change my friends. Fuck Alex.
*laughs*
You know how I'm going to video call. Who? Your cousin. See the answers.
No, no, no, you can't.
Oh yeah, I'm all right.
What's that?
Yeah, sand. You're a cousin of sand.
Thank you.
Don't call Simon. Don't call Simon. They tried to call me yesterday.
- Yes.
*sigh*
Alright, I'm done with cigar number one. Do I need number two? Obviously. The fuck is wrong with you? You're right. Coffee number two, cigar number two. Embarrassing us? Live music? I'm coffee number seven, cigar number three. You're the upper fucking game, baby. But I'm up for you.
How else can you help me?
You're right. - Rolling with fucking amateurs. - You wonder how you're gonna beat me in body shots. I'm hardened by smoke. - Let's take away Betty's name.
No one knows what my nickname is.
Bulletproof Bailey. Bulletproof Bailey bullets. And I actually realised as I was driving the other day listening to classic 80s music.
that he has the same last name as Michael Bolton. We're cousins. Who, as we know, is a fucking G.
So that's a pretty cool name name. That's a pretty cool last name.
It's good that it doesn't have the...
Second,
guy in the War of the Francis.
the second guy, don't know his name.
Oh yeah. Usain Bolt? No, the second fastest guy in the world. Oh, the second fastest guy. His last name is Gay. Oh nice.
That's
.
Why don't you pass me the cigar truck please?
Alright, do it with the knife. This is the baby's cousin who sings this song.
This is a bag.
Michael Bubbles the man.
You got the world is lucky I can't sing. I'd be singing at Lucy's love songs. BBC Lucy. Oh, BBC Lucy. She probably still has dreams about you. Oh, there's a picture of me and her next to my bed. She doesn't have dreams about you anymore. There's a picture of me and her next to my bed. I love that. That's the one I took. She's just looking at the camera. You're also in my bedroom like, who's this?
My number one fan from the BBC.
Are we just the biggest trolls?
Look, you don't get to arrest people trafficking. You work at the BBC. You come over to try and stump them in an interview. They try to be super smart and make a fool of you. They make pictures of you and them all over their own room. You know, it's like Matt Shea turns up to the gate. He is DNG. They must hate us.
for smart.
That Shady looks like a homeless person. And his career... By the way, his career is over. You've ended that man's career. You've ended that man's career. He can go on his Twitter page, his ex-page, where he has almost no followers anyway. But all of his followers are people waiting for him to say anything. So they can call him a DNG and ask him for chocolates. His whole career is over. He could do a story, a breaking story about the Brazilian government's corruption inside... Or whatever he does.
- I'm asking for chocolates, call them a D-A-G. - Max Shea is officially on your list. - Ah. - Ah ha ha! - No one's gonna know what that means. - That's a good one. - Wrong one. - He's on the list. - He's on the list.
-
yeah you don't ruin just fucking do honest journalism and you don't get practice I miss house arrest that's versus great let's put ourselves back on house arrest that was probably one of the best summers I've ever had in my life that was so much fun we didn't leave the house we just sat here fighting what do we do fight train so we train three times a day every single day was that good?
I'm gonna start by the molten.
Jail is just the ultimate hassle. Oh, jail, yeah. Room arrest. Room arrest. Real arrest.
This song's about my relationship with jail.
I scrubbed jail with a lot of problems.
Hey, this leg. Nice. Please correct me. I want you to correct my brain.
Because people live lives, and I understand people live lives, and I shouldn't be this way.
But let's say, like every day, thousands of beautiful women try and get my team shoes.
and super hot girls message.
whatever account they can find that isn't even mine, trying to somehow get hold of me. And if they're like 11 out of 10, somehow it's filtered down the line. And eventually ends up in my life somehow.
And then I'll look at a girl and be like, "Oh yeah, I'm a huge fan and you're so smart and you're fixing the world and the Matrix is not fair."
And then I look at their page and their, let's say, opt-in dinner.
and I'm pulsed.
Is there something wrong with me? I'm like mute. I see you just add dinner. Just add dinner. Yay dinner.
Who's there? Who's okay?
Who made that? You made that? Who you made?
How many boyfriends have gone? How many exes do you have?
Disgusting. And I don't reply anymore. Because they're at dinner, I don't reply.
Literally, if they never left their house I won't talk to them
So I have thousands of women blowing up all my fucking social media. What is the reason I'm like, "Oh, I'm going for dinner now."
Oh, you want a bike ride?
Wow.
I don't talk to any of them. I don't talk to... Is there something wrong with me to be repulsed by seeing a girl in a restaurant?
It's violent! Andrew, you sound bad.
So, for all the girls wondering why I don't answer, it's because you had dinner. Three months ago. And you put it on Instagram. So, now I want to talk to you. My brother is misogynist.
I, as a feminist and a left-wing rational man,
Bye.
Know that when you see a girl in a restaurant in Dubai and she has lobster and caviar and all these things and champagne and the bill's six or seven thousand euros and she's taking the picture by herself without the person next to her.
I know that she paid for that dinner herself and she was just taking her mama to lunch.
Because women can have thousands and thousands of dollars to spend on restaurant bills, Andrew. Don't be a misogynist.
How dare you? I'm sorry. We need more women CEOs. You're right.
and Andrew, who's a misogynist.
Take him to jail, please.
Some of the jails, Mr Francis, you hear he said,
that women in expensive restaurants often don't know. - You know the best thing about the Clarence?
Best thing about the thing. Let's say I'm talking to a girl and I take on a date.
I can tell she's like a feminist.
or I don't know if I say it.
So let's say she,
That's an opinion.
to know it.
I always take McLaren.
Because if you take any other car, they can get in. But the McLaren blows their mic's camera kind of open the door. So when you pull off, for everyone at home with a McLaren, or if you're thinking of buying a supercar, McLaren has to be your second supercar, it can't be your first one.
Love.
I don't
She needs you somewhere. Nope.
Fuck off, Alex.
So if you're at home and you're thinking of buying a supercar, a McLaren's going to break down all the time. So don't make it your first supercar. It needs to be your second. You need to get something reliable like a Porsche and a McLaren, or you'll be letting me have to.
street cars. When you get McLaren, the best thing about it is girls can never work on
So if you ever want to date with a girl with a pinion, what you do is pull up.
where you're going to select her.
And then you don't open the door. You stay in the car and you just sit in your phone for a second.
So you can't chill.
And let them stand at the door.
And you wait.
15 seconds.
Eventually, they have to humble themselves
- -
I'm just going to the door. I'm like just opening.
Okay. And then you open it for them.
They open a reno and they go, "I couldn't work it out!" And by the time they get in and close, all their garbage about being smart and a boss bitch and a CEO and all that shit's gone. 'Cause she couldn't work out a fucking car! So the next time I'm like,
Oh yeah, women can't park. We can park. I was like, "You couldn't even open the door, my love."
So let's not talk too deeply. Oh, you have an opinion on... But I didn't know how it worked!
Oh, you want to discuss global politics now on our date? Well, you couldn't open the door.
You couldn't even open the car. You couldn't even talk to me about Ukraine and Russia. You can't open the car.
So
That's the best thing about McLarens, is letting them stand outside and go out on the window with little pretty faces.
Yeah.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
McLaren rules are kind of hard to open.
The girls, Bailey. I know now. First time I was like, I always do it. I pretend I didn't know this and it couldn't work it out.
You're holding your game away. Sorry. Let's go and take a date for the notice. Don't leave me outside the car!
Watch every beautiful girl watching this and I'm googling Hello McClaren.
Google it.
But here's the thing, a lot of the girls watch this is to Google how to open a McLaren door for a while, but everyone's broken, no one has McLarens, so I'm probably not going to take you out, so you're probably never, ever, ever, ever going to need that knowledge.
Learning how to fucking fly the moon lander.
No coffees were on this table.
And you know what's actually crazy about this is this is a normal morning for us. Actually. Because we actually scream, boom, 12. We have this stupid competition with endless coffees.
and we drink as many as possible. And these cups, if you're at home and you want to power up and have a real coffee on topg.com, you can get these exact cups, which make coffee twice as hot and twice as strong.
I do like this stuff.
These cops, these are the old cops to take cops. We don't care about them. We'll throw them away.
These are the new ones.
which are gangster
You need to have coffee from this cup if you're a real hero. If you have coffee from any other cup besides this one,
It's not coffee.
I don't think people actually... Or a closet... Closet something.
Closet dweller. People don't realize how much coffee we actually consume. Because this is just the warm up. If we do go out. Oh, it's coffees.
We sit down at the table.
20 double espressos, please. And they think we're joking, but then they bring 20 double espressos and we're just pounding them.
Yeah.
This is the warm up so we can go out for coffee. Once we're finished with this we should go out for coffee. Because I don't have the energy to go out for coffee so I need to caffeinate my bloodstream.
My whole life is caffeinated. I'm a caffeinated man.
I live caffeinated.
My name's Nick Oteen.
It is. That's your nickname, I forgot about that. That is my nickname, Nick Oteen. Nick Oteen. All of you who follow me on my bar are going to find out why I am Nick Oteen in about...
Five to six days. The episode's finished. It's just waiting on release. It's good. It is the greatest feat of human achievement that has ever been achieved. Let's play music. It's impossible to be depressed.
It's the Lighthouse Family already. Try and be depressed, go. This is depressing? This is very depressing. This is the happiest song in existence. No one's ever killed themselves in this song.
That'd be kind of scary. Oh wait, it's picking up. Do you not know this? No, but I'm by the way. How do you not know the Lighthouse Family? The Lighthouse Family. How could you be depressed if someone called the Lighthouse Family? It's the life! I see the life.
*Sings*
I think it's a cigar.
Show the selection to the world.
Now, unlike my brother, I don't give a shit. So Tris is like, this is this special edition. It's got a fucking label or something. These were $700 each. Underneath we have all these boxes of cigars for like $7 ,000, $8 ,000, $9 ,000, $10 ,000 each.
To me, it's all the same. It's wasted on me. It's like those wine dorks. "Ooh, this wine, eh, eh." Fuck off. I don't like wine. I don't give a shit about wine. Let's open a 40-year-old bottle of wine right now. Why? I don't drink. You know. Me neither.
What's multiple I would've gone insane? I think I didn't go insane, John. That's part of my brain in jail. Part of my sanity. Nobody... hang on, I'm gonna say this again. Nobody on Earth can be going through what we're going through and not give a fuck as much as being a human. We are the Shepies. I'm not giving a shit.
I'm happier than ever been.
Turn this shit on!
I'll be your forever here than me.
My hair is naturally curly because I'm mixed race. Is this sad? This isn't... I hate this song. So turn it on.
Please. Everybody hurts, of course. Everybody hurts is pretty depressing. We're gonna play depressing songs till we kill ourselves. That is not a stream.
This is not what's true! Wait!
I have a song request. In case my ex is watching, can you play Iris? Who's Iris? What's that? Iris is the name of the song. Why? Which ex? The Boo-Boo dolls? Yes.
*Hahaha* Aw, nice! I wish you should have some of your oogoo on her face. Oh, ho, your ex-oogoo doll. I don't remember my girlfriend's hair, the oogoo doll. *I give up forever to touch you* This is depressing. It's a very depressing song. Right, coffee's suicide. *I love you, my sister, heaven, that I'll never be, and I still wanna go*
What's your first cup, Alex? That's fine. It's supposed to be strong, health and fitness. Teaching strength. Can't handle a little fucking morning beverage. But for that it. It's pretty hot. Temperature's out here.
It's hot, Alex. The world's smallest fire in there.
What are we doing with our lives? What I'm going to do is I'm going to cut this paper into strips, right? And then I'm going to hold it in front of my face as a jail simulation so I see the world. Now I'm happy. Jail simulators. I'm going to start selling these. $10 million. TopG.com. Let's sell jail simulation boxes. A cagey wherever you're at.
3D jail simulators. Make that happen. Make that real.
you don't call the suit. This is what your life should be like. Remember when you're home, you should be living with your best friend, drinking coffee, smoking expensive cigars, listening to Rocky theme tune. This is a man's life. No just sitting around with your girlfriend in your little pee pee. Trying to get your little boner away. No. That's what you should be doing with your life. Like a fucking hero.
These girls are gay.
I don't think I'm going to test those. This gives us a second worship.
I have to move. This is fun.
and in the dishes we had in the blood. - Body shots. - Woo!
Here, use the jail.
Abby, takes me back.
These losers post a jail game thought it would upsells. I can't just sit in jail and cry. I feel fucking relaxed. I'm a 92 day nap.
*Sings*
Cut him up. And the first man selected to be sliced up alive on our stream. What does my knife say?
It says Rambo. First Blood, Part 2. So when I pull this one out, the first thing you're gonna say, oh shit, Tom T's got a big knife. Fuck! His knife says Rambo. Shit, what's that song? Kumite? What's the Kumite? Then you die. I think this song might kill him. Might be the full -blown man.
instantly accessible blades at all times. And it's not a joke, they're literally every three-way run that happen once. There's not a place I'm ever sitting where I can't grab a sword. Ha ha ha ha ha. It wasn't close, they took all our guns. The traffic was kind of close. Yeah, they took all our guns. I'm not going to get a camera right in my house again. Losers. Searched my house twice, found nothing but a bunch of expensive crap to steal.
So you've now been challenged to the Kuomintang, blue to the other side of the world to represent your country in Hong Kong. Are you Frank Douglas? Can you break bulletproof glass with your bare fists?
If I have enough cigars, David, go punch the safe door right now.
My challenge. I'll start improving the safe door is unread, but the elbow is super hot. Alright.
I have to admit it. I didn't have enough cigars at me. My bones were intense.
*laughs*
I started getting beat up a little bit. I started doing loads of big spinning kicks. For some reason he didn't move out of the way off.
And they knocked them out.
The first part. That really did happen.
Kumba? Kumba. Kuma. Kumate.
You didn't know about that? I know, I know now.
Let me find a way to save them today. We're going to Hong Kong.
Yeah, it was Hong Kong.
This is on coke.
It said...
Right around town we're all for a license. Haha, that's it. We have to take a convertible on this stage. The last stage. That's what we're doing today. We're all for a new movie today.
Come on Jack, what the fuck?
We've life haven't been better in the 80's. We're 80's back, we live in the 80's. Our life is the 80's.
That's the last beautiful words of smokes. Well, maybe it's a champion. Yeah, man. Maybe what you're looking for in. I'm a 90s baby. 90s? 90s, I know. Fuck you! Is she not a millennial? Um, make your goodness. Are there any other songs you're gonna play? Streets of Sigh. Nice. The ultimate walking through the town song. In fact, I'm a hirer.
Kristen Tate is now hiring. Job opportunity for everyone listening. If you are a student of the real world, I am hiring you as my official Streets of Siam mascot. Your job is to have a big 80s boombox on your shoulder. And whenever I walk anywhere, you play the song. I get out of bed, walk down to the kitchen, I walk to one of my cars. I'll fire you if you fuck up once. If I ever take a single step and this song is on your fire.
But right now I am hiring. One million dollars a year. Streets of cyan plate. That's the job that's now available. Applied in the real world.
This is a good life theme song. I need it. I need this song. This makes me want to smoke. What a cigar. What am I, amateur? Scar number four.
No matter where I go now, you know what they say about me. Everybody loves a winner. Everyone can see that. If you make affiliate videos of me, I want this song.
Yeah, old school.
Right, so.
Live chat if you want to join in. If you're not getting a bar or less, guys.
They'll explain to you how to stop. They'll do a video interview.
Right, so, let's conclude what we're actually going to do.
And I think what we do today.
It's at this table smoking scars, drinking coffee. If we don't leave, we just sit here all day. That's my final vote.
We have unlimited money, unlimited options, we can do doing anything in the world.
You're sure that we should just stay here and do nothing.
Alright, who votes we should go out? I vote we should go out.
Who votes for she's saying?
I'm having fun.
Thank you.
So it's three of them.
So we're sitting here all day. Yes.
Join me later tonight for another Peter Pan-Pinot RR.
Thank you.