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I deserve all of it because I am so fucking cool and so fucking rich. No motherfucker on the planet more humble than me.
What are we doing? Well, we're obviously driving a new dad in front. I guess you're asking me where we are going. Yeah. Luke, if you were to ask a thousand random members of the public to describe Andrew Tate, what is the first word that would come to their minds?
up inside of their cognition to describe me, Andrew Tate, one of the most Googled men on the planet, a famous six foot three billionaire. How would they describe me? Famous? Humble. Correct. I'm one of the most humble people on the planet. You're absolutely right. That's what everyone sees me as. I don't like to show off. I don't like to spend money. I'm not one of them kind of guys. I'm just a real down to earth guy. And the service light came on on my Bugatti. And you know, I could have called Bugatti and said, come get it. I could have told one of my
members of staff to go and service my car. I could have sat around pompously smoking cigars on my big pile of money like Scrooge McDuck. But you know what? Because I'm so humble, I got up myself, got in the car myself, and I'm taking my car to be serviced just like everyone else. Just like the common man. Your car needs servicing, you go take it to be serviced. You don't tell your staff to do it. No. You don't call the company and say, get my fucking car. No. You just get in the car
Everyday Joe. That's who I am. But this is a Bugatti though. That's right. It's a Bugatti and it needs servicing and I'm going to service it. The fact that it's a Bugatti, it doesn't change anything. You know, I don't even like driving the Bugatti. I don't like all the attention, all the women, all the internet clicks. I don't like everyone saying, wow, it's Andrew Tate. Oh my God, Top G. Look at his car, the most famous car on the planet, perhaps the most well-known car on the planet, but it needs a service. So I'm going to take it to be serviced because I am
am down to fucking earth. There's never been a sexy motherfucker on the planet with as much money as me, who is as down to earth as I am. I'm the most down to earth guy on the planet. Nobody can beat me. I don't even brag, bro. I've never bragged about anything. I'm so down to earth. I never brag. That's why I'm the most down to earth guy on the fucking planet, toe to toe with anyone. Unbeatable. And the car needs servicing. So you and I are going to take it to be serviced. They're
fix the fucking tires, whatever they do. And then because I'm so down to earth, I might even collect it myself. I'm going to find a solution for us to get home because you're right. I didn't think about getting back. You know what? There's a reason I keep you around. Everyone tells me you're a retard and they say, why do you have him? He's a retard. Just fuck him off. But I'm like, no, you know, sometimes he comes up with ideas that are pretty good. And you're right. We have
a fucking retard, that you're a spastic. I was agreeing with everyone else that, you know, like you're very dislikable and that you don't wear normal clothes and you're a bit fucking autistic. I was agreeing with everyone when they were saying all these things, but still I had your back. I'll still like, you know what? Sometimes he has good ideas. He's not that bad. And you just came up with a great one. How are we going to get home? I didn't think of that. Bugatti?
Yeah. That's right. Time to do the car service. I'm just a normal guy, Luke. I'm just like you. Well, I'm not like you.
I'm just like everyone else. Well, I'm not like everyone else because they fucking suck too. Okay, I'm not like anyone, but I am down to earth. Super down to earth. Mr. Humble. Your cousin has the best fashion since I've ever seen my life. I'm usually wearing my finest.
And I'm not today. Today I'm not and today I'm on my normal wear. Guys, he is the richest one of all of us.
Please understand, he is richer than Tristan and I, because he's never bought anything. He's never bought anything. I'm just a normal guy.
No, that's me. I'm down to earth. I'm humble. I'm humble.
I'm the normal guy.
Andrew.
Normal people
Don't drink coffee.
after they dropped off the Bugatti for servicing.
with a Bugatti logo.
on the coffee.
I'm a humble man. I'm explaining that I bring my own car for servicing because I'm so humble. No, I'm the humblest man. If you're servicing, I bring my car for servicing. I'm the most humble man in the world. To answer your request, of course, the private security team and the driver will take us home. Okay. Yeah, that's true. I mean, why would I think we take a taxi? Because I'm so humble. I don't want to like shock the Uber drivers with my fame because I'm so humble. I don't want them to be like, oh, and like crash or someone to get hurt or something. So I think it's better for
agree to you because I'm a humble guy so of course we had a way home we always had a way home it's almost like you don't believe in me Luke all the defending I've done of you and it's like you don't believe in me you're one of the most hated people on the internet everyone fucking hates you feminists hate you liberals hate you everyone fucking hates you you're one of the most hated people on the internet and here I am defending you endlessly and then you have no appreciation whatsoever the only reason I became so famous was to defend you the only reason I did I mean I do appreciate
Oh, nice. Ferrari garage. Do I need a Ferrari? Oh, I've got 14 Ferraris. Yeah, you don't need more Ferraris. Because of the Ferrari. A Maserati. Oh, wait. I've got the MC20 with the area kit. Andrew, you don't need any more cars. Andrew, you literally don't need... Probably the last thing on the planet I need is more cars. Yes. The last thing on the planet... Stop here, please. Stop here.
Oh fuck, I've totally forgot. And totally forgot. Is this the Pagani? Pagani is back.
Kids, sad kids, everything we did for the crib, everything we did how we lived. All that smoke got a sink, all that smoke can be sick, everything I smoke what I meant, never disguise my attention, lies outside the event, brought my life up a chance, God thank God look great. Back to the middle, yeah I flew it here on the plane. Humble guys don't do this. I just flew it here on the plane and I should have thought that when I drove off my Bugatti I could just drive my Pagani home but coincidentally it's here by the side of the road for me.
Yes. Coincidentally. After dropping my Bugatti off for service, I now have to drive my fully upgraded Pagani Hayura with the Tempesta pack, only 20 in the world, with the fully upgraded everything, gearbox, infotainment system, you name it. Every single thing absolutely cutting edge, I now have to drive this $7 million Pagani back to my $35 million Pagani apartment. And you know what? This is a lesson for everyone at home.
And that's why I have all this money. That's why I have the Pagani's, the Pagani's, the Pagani apartment, all this global fame and recognition. Everyone fucking knows me and loves me. Pop G, the most known person on the planet. I can't walk around without people coming up to me saying, can I have a foe, can I have a foe? It's because I am so fucking cool and so fucking rich and so fucking humble. And God loves humble people. And that's exactly why my Pagani was by the side of the road waiting for me. That's not why it was waiting here. Get in.
Yeah, basically... I just became one of the famous people on the planet, basically. And then I got really rich. And then... Yeah, and then I got one of these. Basically. And then... We broke the window, obviously. Famously. Because everyone knows who I am. So when I broke the window, it was fucking famous. And then...
Now it's back, it's fully upgraded and it's all like brand new and then it's key here.
So like basically. - Nice. - Yeah, so it's no big deal or nothing, you know,
I'm a humble guy. Well, it's a Pagani. Yeah, but you know, it's like... It feels a bit like a big deal. Nah, nah. I mean... Nah, nah, nah, nah. Now, like real rich people... Haven't you seen the internet? Real rich people, they like drive a Toyota. I saw on the internet saying, I know a really rich guy who drives a Toyota and saves all his money. So those are obviously the really rich ones. People who spend $7 million on cars were actually broke. I don't know any rich people who drive Toyota. We actually have no money. No, no, no, no. The people who are online said that the rich people they know
spend any money and don't enjoy their lives and don't have yachts. All the yachts you see in the marina are actually owned by poor people. And the Paganis are owned by poor people and the Bugattis are owned by poor people. And the really rich guy drives a Toyota and saves money on Starbucks. You didn't know that? Anyway, so yeah, like there's plastic to remove. I've kind of forgotten how the car works. And that's, that might be down to the fact that I have 102 cars. So we're gonna have to work it out. And yeah, my security just had to tell him to go. He was trying
I'm so famous, but I'm too humble for photos. So I send my big black African security to tell him to fuck off. Get the fuck out of here before he hurt you. I'm too humble. Oh, don't you take photos of me. I'm a humble guy. You know, the real rich people are on that bus. They're not. Yeah, because I saw some guy say that he knows a really rich founder. He's a founder. Like I, I have hundreds of millions of dollars, but I'm poor. But the real rich guys are called founders. And what they do is they're little white boys who live in San Francisco. And they're scared of their own shadow. And they marry a Chinese four. And then they drive around in a toy.
and then they try to get venture capitalism money. So they just raise other people's money and then they spend it a little bit and then their companies never make any profit. But those are the guys who are rich because they're founders. And me, I'm not actually rich with my $7 million Pagani and my 101 other cars. I wish I could be a founder. It's really been my dream, you know, to one day marry a Chinese Ford. But I guess I can't do it because I'm just not, you know, cool enough. I want to move to San Fran and marry a fucking ugly bitch who got rejected by Genghis Khan himself.
Noodle eating pieces. You're the ugliest noodle eating bitch. Sorry. I've been to jail enough. You know? Ugly people can have noodles. It's fine. Ugly people deserve noodles too. Okay? You know? I take it all back.
just go down here down this residential street these are nice houses but i think my house is bigger and more expensive than these houses but they're okay okay houses but mine's obviously cost more money let me just uh navigate to my pagani penthouse to match my pagani car quickly and then uh we'll be on our way you can't have a car that matches your house
Because no person, I don't know a single person who does that. No, founders have Toyota penthouses. They don't. Toyota doesn't make penthouses. Oh, why? Because founders have loads of money. That'd be a good business idea. And we should think about it. Let's contact the Toyota company. Send them this video. Hey, all those fucking ugly noodle eating bitches need somewhere to fucking live, Toyota. Leave it to me. I'll brand it. I'll pay for it. You put the brand on. See, we're making money now. We're making money.
off the car for servicing and now we're making money. And this is a lesson about how to get rich in the world. You've got to take action.
I could have not serviced my own car, not collected my own Pagani by accident, not have come up with the genius idea to have Toyota penthouses for ugly newton-leaning hoes who are with founders who are scared of their own shadows. All this fucking brilliance just oozes out of me. It just comes naturally. I just fucking exist in life, and all of a sudden there's just brilliance everywhere. Where did it come from? It came from Andrew. Yeah, it's just like, I'm so fucking cool and so fucking humble, there's no motherfucker on the planet more humble than me. Ah, you feel that?
Don't you feel it? Feel what? Don't you feel like the universe is all now back together, you know? We're pulling up to the Pagani penthouse and what car are we driving? Pagani. Does it all just fit again, Luke?
- It's not a big deal. - Of course it's a big deal. You can't fucking turn up at the Pagani penthouse in a fucking Ferrari.
fucking cheap one and a half million dollars 812 comp piece of fucking crap now we're here back at the Pagani penthouse what are we in? a Pagani don't you feel it? ah no I don't feel anything ah ah I still know I feel nothing Andrew you too feel it Andrew we can't live that way anymore ah
everything finally makes sense again for a long time i was thinking what the potato salad and raisins is going on let me just tell the valet to park my car because you know he's not gonna know how to drive the pagani you're telling me that even me the person who owns the car can't work out how to get out yes oh wait you're telling me i can't give it to some random third world indian
We're gonna do. - There's no way he's gonna figure this out. - Well, if he crashes it, I guess he's working for the next
two billion years to buy me a new one. Good luck working it out. Even I don't know how it works. Andrew, I had no faith.
I was sitting there wondering what the potato salad and raisins is going on. Well, luckily, everything's been fixed. We got our Pagani back. And just in case it breaks again, remember what I said. We need a second backup Pagani. Don't need it. I'm working on it. Anyway, we're installing Face ID for my private elevator. I told them I keep losing the cards, but I don't lose my face. So I said, put Face ID there. And they're like, we actually can't, sir. It's against the rules. For some reason, all the external cameras in Dubai have to be connected to the central system.
- No. - That camera is permanently observed by CCTV, like it's from Dubai police.
So you had to speak to Dubai police to get it all sorted out. Supposedly it was really difficult, but I told them, listen,
I bought a $35 million fucking apartment. Give me what I want before I get angry. And they did it.
So anyway, there's no more 1.5 million dollar Ferraris, no more peasant cars.
We're back. Everything's restored. We're going to back up Pagani here. We're never going to have to pull up here again. We're never going to have to pull up here again unless we're in a Pagani. This is a great day.
And I totally deserve all of this money and good fortune. I'm thinking of anyone on the planet who deserves it more than me. Anyone! I'm trying to think of all the people out there, but through all this hardship, who deserve all this money and good fortune. Is there anyone on the planet who deserves it more than me?
And there's no one.
No one comes close. I deserve all of it. No one comes anywhere near me. I deserve it. I could go to Sudan and see a starving kid and go, no.
I deserve it more. And we're back to the Begali Pet House, where we belong!
It's a great day. It's a great day. It's a great day as a humble man. You know? Mr. Humble. Sheesh on coffee please. Maybe in this song?
You shouldn't start by saying...
Civilian gang in red like the DC. You know who really bangin' set? My nigga YG. You know who really bangin' set? My nigga Chuck T. You know who even bangin' set out there at CB. That nigga cold, loose, a seat, but once it ain't me. You better have some paperwork for that shit, fake teeth. Can't be rappin' bout no rap that we can't read. I mean, it's true, a nigga slimy for my AP. Just like I met your nigga slimy for his.
It's all making sense, maybe I'm printing you actually Mike Michael was praying his features would change so people believe that he's actually white Top will make you new features for change Get on pop records and rap for the whites and wait You say your brother Jermaine But you only understand how the hell I could end, could end, could end There's nowhere to hide, there's nowhere to hide, you know what I mean They hired a crisis management team to clean up the fact that you beat on your queen The picture you painted, I don't know what I mean They hired a crisis management team to clean up the fact that you beat on your queen The picture you painted, I don't know what I mean They hired a crisis management team to clean up the fact that you beat on your queen The picture you painted, I don't know what I mean They hired a crisis management team to clean up the fact that you beat on your queen The picture you painted, I don't know what I mean They hired a crisis management team to clean up the fact that you beat on your queen The picture you painted, I don't know what I mean They hired a crisis management team to clean up the fact that you beat on your queen
- I'm gonna sing it. - I'm sick one upstairs. I'll show you, I have my camera. It just sits there. Why you put that in real? People always ask me if it's real. I said if it's real, I'll be fucking sitting here. - How much is it a million? 10 million. - Do you like three workouts or you're not into it? - Yeah, sure, I'll. - Tough thing, yeah? - Yeah, why not?
- Thank you.
10, 12, 13. This is what he tells people. It's definitely real. Of course it's real.
Of course it's real. Real niggers do real nigger shit. Yeah, we're training this morning with Tam. Our good friend Tam. From 20 years ago. So he's got the best gym in Dubai. So we're here to uh... He's gonna make me look weak. Look at the size of his arms. He's gonna make me look weak now. But I wanted to be your shirtless with his chain hanging on. Of course. I wanted to bring my black pants. I was just about to ask why shit. I wanted to see that when you were in chains to the gym. Real niggers do real nigger shit.
- Just like I said. - I'm annoyingly strong for one of them skinny guys. One of them skinny guys. - I can tell you why. - You're not skinny. - I'm not skinny. - I'm one of them skinny guys. - He's easy skinny. - I'm annoyingly strong. - I'm annoyingly strong. - Yeah, I know. - But Tristan's also fucking strong. - Yeah, but Tristan's massive. - Tristan. - He's big. - But you're not skinny. - Tristan's not bulky at all. - Tristan's not skinny. - No, you're not. - Flex your set. - We're lifting up biceps. - That's just kidding, bro. - I'm skinny. - My dad's Asian, bro. We have to work hard. - He's even standing up the road.
It's like, you know, all insecure for bowling up. - TK's a 20.4 is secure, you've noticed though. - You look a lot bigger than 95 bro, you look massive. You look like 110 bro. 'Cause you're a lot bigger than me, I'm 93. - You're in LA, you should go to Venice Beach, Muscle Beach, that's what I kind of, this one. - For four years all I did was bench, I fucking fucked this one. All I did was bench over and over and over. So benching I'm good at, everything else I'm shit at. Fatigue and bench like 180.
I'm gonna drag him out. I'm gonna sit in there counting cash on a cash machine smoking cigars. It's a little work on. Dragged me off the couch with my shisha, my cigars, my calculator. Seen the calculator? Adding up the money machines. Bro, it's too much for cash now. It's calculators. Calculator. Get the black man out of the street. You can't take the street out of the black man.
of them in an engagement ring she'd be happy. Yeah, what the fuck? Well there's no bitches ever getting one of these in an engagement ring. Ever.
*laughs*
ever they're all around my neck 172 engagements i should have had and never and then never came true well look at this weather on a rooftop in dubai how about blessed it's hard to beat bro isn't it hard to beat christmas in the middle of the white everyone's snowed in the uk russia europe's depressing solar power i don't care about the heat even when they say the summer here is too hot i don't give a i like the heat i don't care but i just can't do too cold unless it's like a holiday in a certain place i just don't like it and he's actually doing like weights
I train all the time. These are heavy weights. I train with a lot of guys who can't handle it. It's 80 kilos each arm and he doesn't train. And he's got a ton bicep. As you can see, we don't go by doctor's orders. Judges orders, bro. If the judge wouldn't let me. Look, really slow. He's got a ton bicep and he's lifting 80 kilos. That's man strength. Yeah, when I ripped it, I said to the judge,
Thank you.
You need to go to the doctor, she said no. Was that in a... Romania.
What are you doing sparring or? Sparring, body shots. Yeah. They've locked my house for years now I'm out but like kind of sealed up weird.
There you go. At least I move. Yeah, there you go. That sucks. Pagani topless with that chain. That's what I was going to do all day now. Come on. What's the plan of being in shape if you can't show it? I don't get it. True. I swear to you. If you're in shape, Pagani-- I'm not black enough to have a chain like that. Everyone will fucking abuse me. Pagani had no niggers, but maybe the odd rapper or whatever. Pagani, I'm the only negro to ever have one of them fucking cars. Everyone else is like an old Italian man.
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*music*
You only get two choices in the simulation. You either grab life by the neck and you scream in
and you tell life exactly who you want to be, and how you're going to get it done, and you make a promise to the universe that you're not going to quit, and you're not going to relent, and you're not going to give up, and you're not going to get tired, and you're not going to change your mind, and therefore it is easier for the universe. It is better for the simulation if it capitulates, and gives you all the things you've ever wanted, because you're not going to stop knocking on the door, you're not going to stop breathing down its neck. The only way the universe can get rest,
and gives you everything you've ever wanted. Otherwise, you're going to be a permanent thorn in its side. And if you don't do that, you just get assigned some random background character role for eternity. And once you learn to push, to endlessly attack, once you learn to become unreasonable, to not give up, to only demand the best, deserve the best, get the best from this simulation we live in, then things like motivation become a foreign concept.
Even I, a humble billionaire, I'm up at 6 o'clock in the morning at the crack of dawn to get in my $1.5 million Ferrari and go make more money. Even I get out of bed. If I can get out of bed, you can get out of fucking bed. I'm rich. You're fucking broke. And the universe knows it is easier for me as the simulation. It is easier for me to just keep giving Andrew money and keep giving him children and keep giving him cars and give him fame and put his videos all over the universe.
Because if I don't, he won't quit. He's annoying. He's a thorn in my side. He's constantly there. He never gives up. We've hit him with everything. He never backs down. He never feels sorry for himself. He never lacks the motivation to get it done. Just give that guy what he wants because he's not a quitter. That's who you have to be. The universe itself has capitulated to my whims. I've grabbed it by the neck and screamed in its face. The simulation itself has capitulated to my whims.
It listened to my long list of demands and said, "You know what? If I give you all these things, will you stop being a problem? Will you stop screaming in my face?"
And I had that slut by the fucking neck. I had that fucking whore, the universe, by its fucking neck. And I said, if you give me everything I've ever fucking wanted, I'll let you go. And guess what?
She gave it to me. Which kind of monkey is this? A chimpanzee. A chimpanzee.
You wanna hold it?
Looks like me. If we put this up, they'll say Andrew's baby. Looks like me, huh? It's a baby chimpanzee. How old is he? 11 months.
You ain't going in there? No, you gotta fight people.
I think this has happened to me before but with women in a nightclub.
I don't have seed, I have champagne and something similar happens. You are the bird man. I am the bird man. What happens if I do this? They fly? Yeah.
No, fine.
See, I know that, I'm the bird man. - Ow, ow, ow. - I know Lovely very well. She drives a golf cart around, and she was with her husband, but her husband beat her up really bad.
So now she gets to walk around free because she says to escape her husband.
She had a banana and her husband wanted it, so we start beating her out of her.
So gangster.
I mean, I mean, obviously not guys.
He's in jail. He's still locked up in his cage forever. But Lovely gets to roam free.
Why do we look at that thing? Tigers beat lions in fights as well, don't they? Yeah, one on one. They're bigger.
Yeah, yeah
There's too much stress. Get him out of my house. Hey bro, remember me? I have to show you the picture of me holding him. I'll show you. It's been like six, seven months. Yeah. It was only seven months ago. It was the size of a teddy bear. In my hands. Yeah.
I literally had him for like four or five days and played with him and it was fun and everything. His name's Tate.
Take the bear. Take the bear. That's right.
He's my bear. His name's Tate.
too big now though I can't play with him like before he was crazy enough
And he was small. Look at him now. Look at him hopping around. He wants to play. He wants to play, but I don't want to play. He'd see Lovely, he'd go right up to the glass. 'Cause he hadn't seen her in six years. Six years they've been separated since he kicked her ass.
and you just stare at the glass. I've never seen such hate in eyes. If he ever gets hold of Lovely, she's done, bro. She's done. It was so funny. They were together and she had a banana and he wanted the banana. So she wouldn't give it to her.
So he nearly killed her, beat the shit out.
So they had to separate them and then Lovely gets to live all around the park and he just stares at her with such rage in his eyes. You have to see it, it's so funny. Well done. That sounds fucking amazing! Smash them over the head with this. They'll probably die. Or threaten him with violence. Listen bitch, get out! Worth a 20 hour flight. Can't wait to get back in the car and never come here ever again.