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because I'm trying out a webinar Tate speech for the first time ever. So I'm hoping this is going to work. I'm hoping you can hear the YouTube video
and you can hear my voice,
Because it's come to my attention that I have ended up on
Your mom's house.
podcast.
I've never heard of your mom's house, but they're obviously pretty big.
and they talk about some of my take speech videos. And I thought, before I watch what they say,
I should probably record my reaction because I guarantee my reaction is hilarious because I'm hilarious.
And I don't want to have to try and imitate it the second time. So let me do it the first time and do it right. So here I am.
I've got...
webinar software, blah, blah, blah, and we're going to try this.
Thank you.
I've already read through the comments a little bit. Copper takes the realist, obviously. I have a lot of good points, obviously.
And then there's a whole bunch of worms saying, uh,
I don't know. Natasha saying men are the ones that are... Oh, yeah. So...
I've already learned from the comments that Natasha...
I know nothing about this podcast. I'm guessing these two, the man and the woman are together, and Natasha has already cheated on the dude, and he took her back. Because people are already saying, why are you mentioning cheating when your girl fucked another guy?
So that's what they're already talking about.
I think that's my assumption.
I don't want to, you know,
I don't want to get too mixed up in that, my friend. If you've taken back your cheating, girl, that's your problem. But I think that's what people are saying. But anyway, we're going to watch the clip.
Buckle up, ladies and gentlemen. Here we go. I've got a cup of tea here.
You know, in case I get thirsty on my quest. This is not the first podcast to find my tape speech channel and take it ultra seriously and get offended by it. I think, in fact, this might be the hundred. Lots of people...
Find my channel.
Thank you.
either fascinating or offensive.
So I'm kind of used to it. And, you know, I've got thick skin. So I'm in the game. There's no point going on the Internet if you don't understand. People are going to make fun of you.
That's how it goes. I mean, people are making fun of this dude because his chick sucked another dick and he's still on the Internet. So.
It's got to roll the punches. So.
Here we go. I think that it can like just having space.
I have no idea who these people are.
Literally no idea. Natasha Leggero, Moshe Kashner. Natasha...
Thank you.
leggero american actress okay
What does she do?
Comedian.
MTV's The 70s House 2005.
I guess, I mean, obviously she...
Sub-Saharan Africa, well, okay, you're not sub-Saharan.
Okay, so she's a comedian who used to be in a TV show, is no longer in a TV show.
And fuck knows where are we? Because we've got two to go through. Moshe Kashner. I guess this is another comedian that no one gives a shit about. American stand-up comedian. Two comedians no one cares about.
Oh my gosh.
Why?
Why do you look like that?
You're a man.
You know, like, because you can, you know, go to the gym and put on some muscle mass. You don't have to look like that. That's a choice.
Strange. Right. Okay. So these are the people who are mocking the four-time kickboxing world champion, multimillionaire, badass Andrew Tate.
So let's continue.
Yeah, you can sometimes think that's why in the moment I never like having like he's so good in the moment, but I need time and for me about what I think since that conversation.
uh i've boring boring geez condom wait tom christina is this the people who cheated
Natasha saying the men's the ones that are inclined. No, Natasha's the other one. So it's not these two. So, okay, so this bitch, sorry, I don't want to get banned. This female.
is the cheating one. The one who was on that 70s show,
Is she married to this guy?
Are they married?
Because he looks like the kind of dude who would get cheated on.
Let's cut the book. Let's cut. Come on.
He's the kind of guy I get cheated on. Are these two married?
Does it say their spouse?
Does he have a spouse? Yes! Okay! So now it's all starting to make sense.
So this chick is married to this dork, and she cheats on him.
Okay, I thought it was the main hosts, the old people, the old couple. But no, it's not the old couple. It's these guests.
And that's what they're talking about in the comments. Now it makes sense. So when I said...
There's no need to look like this as a full grown adult man. You can do something about it.
This.
here.
Obviously Natasha agrees with me because she went to suck another dick. So she obviously knows I'm right.
Okay.
I'm starting to get to the grips. Okay. Okay. He's so good in the moment, but I need time. And for me, you like what I think since boring. No, that's great. She didn't want to know. And he's the main host. That's showing you huge respect. Boring. They're not allowed. Yeah, boring dust. Yeah, he's just gonna make your take your penis and dust you ever choose to meet another suitor.
I think I have the guy. Women. Let's cut from the chase here. Here we go. Women. Women.
should clean up.
They should! I stand by my statement. Women should clean up. I absolutely stand by my statement and I stand by everything I said in that video.
Oh yeah, by the way, a lot of people are saying my house is a green screen.
Why are they saying my house is a green screen? My house is not a green screen. Do I have to throw something and prove the background's real? I don't really want to throw a cup. I'll throw this bottle cap I found.
you
The house is real.
Um, it's a nice house.
I'm a rich guy.
Okay, so yeah women should clean I stand by my statement. Not only should women clean up women should clean up unprompted through I'm gonna tell you why okay snake arm very very simple Yeah snake arm and the reason I have a snake on my arm is because as a kickboxing world champion King Cobra was my fight name
If
I think that's a pretty good reason to get a tattoo. I mean, that's a better reason to get a tattoo than most bimbos get tattoos or most people get tattoos.
Oh, I just really thought, you know, the idea of, you know, the Sagittarius sign in a moon because, uh, dedicating your life to your craft and becoming a world champion to something and having a nickname for it is a pretty good reason to get a tattoo.
I think most people who watch this video would agree.
But, wait, who said snake arm? Was it the girl who cheats? Because there was a little bit of a tinge of the voice.
I'm a professional. I got a PhD. That's a pimp and hose degree. And I was like, all right, snake arm. It's the kind of thing that girls say just before they suck dick.
The way she said it was like,
You know, she was horny. So if it's the cheating one, I'm in. If it's the one who cheats, I'm in there. Wait, should women clean up? Women should clean up unprompted. And I'm going to tell you why. Oh, okay, snake arm. Yeah, it's the cheating one. Listen to the way she says it. We're going to go back one more time. Because she wants me. So now we know for the rest of this episode that she's obsessed with me.
She's already broadcasted that she wants me right in front of her husband, who she's already cheated on. And he's sitting there just laughing. Love you. Very funny.
Won't be funny when I'm finished with her, friend.
One more time. Listen. On a 1 to 10, we're going to give it a score of horniness.
10 being the most, obviously one being the less. Women should clean up unprompted. And I'm going to tell you why. Oh, okay. Snake arm. 10. 10.
Okay.
We live in a world where things need to be fair. 50/50. Gender equality. Blah blah. I pay for things unprompted. You don't have to ask me to pay for shit. True. We go for dinner. I'll get my wallet out. Pay at the end. Don't even check the price of the bill. My card always works. True. Why are they laughing? My card always works. It does always work.
It always works! There's lots of money on it!
Everywhere you eat, everywhere you go, where you sleep,
You ain't paying for shit.
You ain't getting in my car and I'm asking you for motherfucking gas money. No, I pay for everything instantly as a man. Okay, so the, is it Tom, the bald guy? That's what's up. So, so far he kind of gets it. So I'm trying to just, because this is difficult for me, because this is the first time I've watched it. I guess I should have watched it first and got some research done, but I didn't do that. So I don't really understand the dynamic, but what I understand thus far is...
Tom, the old school guy, he kind of agrees with me.
We have Natasha who wants to cheat on her man again with me.
And then we have the guy who likes getting cheated on or doesn't like it, but pretends it's okay because...
What can he do about it? Because he's a geek.
laughing in the corner, pretending it's all a big joke.
That's what I understand so far as a man should hell. Yeah. Yeah. So wait, is this guy from Birmingham, Alabama or Birmingham, England? Very interesting case.
He was born in the UK, I believe, lived here, has gone back. No, I was born in USA and moved to the UK and gone back and forth, but close enough. I appreciate the research into my life. I like that you put a little bit of effort in. I know my accent is mixed.
because yeah i was always going back and forth between the countries so i do have a mixed accent and now i live in romania
So it's a real mess. So
I've never lived in Birmingham, Alabama or Birmingham, UK, but...
you know.
It's between the two. Back and forth. I think he's a British national, but he's spent a lot of time in the States. Does he have six fingers? Honestly, aside from his old-school views on gender equality, his vibe is very attractive. Yeah. Other than just...
Okay.
I need a pen and paper to keep up. So now the dude who gets cheated on likes dudes.
Okay, this is getting confusing.
I've got a piece of paper here. All right. Okay, let me write this down. So we've got the old school cat who knows about my life, who kind of agrees with me a little bit so far. We've got the girl who likes to cheat who already wants me.
And then her husband, who I thought was going to get cucked, now wants me to.
So they both want me.
Story of my life.
Write this down. Everyone
Let me write this down.
because
It gets confusing.
Thank you.
I just wrote down there, everyone wants you, so I don't forget, exclamation mark.
His stuff about men and women, the way he says things makes you want to be with him. Look how clean his house is. Everything. Oh, that's a green screen. I think it's a green screen. Oh, it is? Yeah, we'll figure that out later, yeah. Well, you can also hear that echo doesn't sound natural for a room like that. Okay, so now they're totally wrong. This is not a green screen. My house is not a green screen.
So now they fucked up.
Because what they're saying is his house is nice and it's a green screen and the echo doesn't sound right. Well, I've got high ceilings. I don't know if I can move the...
Camera you can see about really high ceilings
Thank you.
I'm going to quickly dispel this myth.
because uh
you
*pulls*
Thank you.
you
*pulls*
*sad sound*
So that was a little...
tour of the house I had to do to prove that my house is not a green screen. My house is not a green screen. It's just a nice big house with tall ceilings. So,
What we need to start doing is keeping track of the things everyone gets right and gets wrong.
So we're going to write down OD for old dude.
O-W for old woman.
And then CB for cheating.
I don't want to say that word again.
I can't call her beautiful because she's not cheating...
Beatrice and then C for cock gay cock GC. So the old dude was right about me and
Being a G.
I've turned on my Street Fighter game now. It's making loads of noise.
Thank you.
Do I have to get up and turn Street Fighter off?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yes. I have to get up and turn off my Street Fighter to prove I didn't have a green screen. This is very annoying. I'm in the middle of recording who got things right and who's got things wrong. Everyone's got a wrong point for the green screen. Green screen ain't real. There's no green screen.
Fuck Street Fighter. Okay, let's go. I want to see where he lives. See, he's not... If he was living in here, I'd be a little more impressed. He could fuck us all up. He's a world-class kickboxer. Is that true? Yes. I like him. I think he's cool. He seems cool. He seems like a cool guy. Okay, so the cuck likes me. I'm sorry for... Okay, he likes me. Okay, I'm sorry for everything I said about you. Now you like me.
I mean, it's still true, but I shouldn't have said it because now you're on my team. Yeah, I live here. This is my house. So...
It's my house.
Is he a kickboxer? Yes. He's really cool. Now, when I say this, girls go, I don't like. Obviously, she likes me, obviously.
We've already established what she wants. - Night cleaning, no problem. If you don't like cleaning, here, how about this?
I'll clean. When I say I'll clean, I mean I'll hire someone else to clean. Okay, man. I'll get the house clean. My car always works. And you pay for everything.
How about that? Oh no, you can't do that either, can you? Because you're a fucking moron. And you realize that making money is much harder than getting some fucking dishes. Who is he talking to? There's a lot of women.
Okay, a lot of women have hurt him. Now that's not true, old dude. It's just...
You have to understand that my humor point, the way I get my points across,
is by exaggeration.
And the point remains valid. Anyone who's been in the game as long as me with a PhD knows that the majority of women you meet have no money in the bank.
The majority of women are broke. If you say to a woman, like, show me your bank balance, it's always low. They haven't got cash. They're not like men. Men are liquid. We have money. Women don't have money. So the point I'm making is that it's much easier to clean up than it is to become rich. Becoming rich is far harder.
I think any man who watches this would agree.
I thought the old dude who was kind of cool would agree.
But now he's saying women hurt me. Women haven't hurt me. I'm just making the point that they have no money. Women having no money has absolutely nothing to do with my relationship with women. It's just a fact of life. His mommy.
Why would someone put this online? Voluntarily? To be on our show. Don't you get it? Okay, so the old lady said something. I put this online to be on their show. I don't mind being on the show, you know, and I think my insights are funny. So I put them online because I find myself amusing, in case you were wondering that's why.
And, uh,
Everyone liked me until they thought my house was fake.
Everyone's like, yeah, he seems cool. Wow, he's a kickboxer. Yeah, oh, his house is fake. Oh, why is he putting this online? So as soon as my house was fake, no one likes me.
Well, now that my house is real, I expect...
Apologies.
Issued again water. I drink is sparkling water because sparkling waters for rich people. I'll tell you why I
You can get non-carbonated water, still water, from the fucking tap. The government gives you that shit effectively for free.
Sam Tripoli over here.
Sparkling what we have to buy.
So if you only drink sparkling water, you only drink- She's drinking still a sparkling water right now.
It looks still to me.
That's why they're unhappy about this video. They're still water drinkers. You only drink rich man's water. I explained this to someone, some bum-ba-clut, and of course he replied with the typical, but I don't like sparkling.
You don't like sparkling water? You don't like water? "Yeah, but the bubbles!"
The bubbles.
You scared of bubbles, you little bitch?
It's true. What about that isn't true? You're with a full-grown man. You're about to go into war.
You and him are about to run over the trenches in World War II. And the guy next to you goes, I don't like the bubbles. Would you feel confident in your friend's fighting ability?
No! If you're rolling around with dudes who can't handle bubbles in their water, they shouldn't be your friends because they're pussies.
If still water gets put in front of me, I drink it.
If sparkling water gets put in front of me, I drink it. If I have the choice to order, I order sparkling. My point is, if someone will not drink sparkling water out of fear of bubbles, then they have a bigger problem than sparkling water. Their manhood as a whole is an issue.
I'm coming on to this guy's team a little bit. Well, guess what? We have a new video. These are from The Vault. He has a new video. We're really excited to check it out.
So today's topic is girls who are baffled by cheating.
- By what? - Cheating. - Okay. - I'm looking for a particular post, looking for those fucking bimbos, whose man cheated on them. And instead of sitting there like a good woman, looking in the mirror and saying, "My tits are a little saggy."
Okay, wait, so we need to closely analyze
the geeks face during this because this is going to be hurting him because this is aimed at him but the other way around and i don't listen enough of course that's why you cheated
what are the dog pictures behind him the aggressive dog stuff so that was this house before i renovated it so they said this is a new video this is actually a very old video
So it's the same house before renovation. Because I bought this house and it was ugly and I renovated it.
It's not a green screen, which I've already proved. I don't know. But honestly, he's not wrong. He's not wrong. I've studied this, actually. I have a degree in psychology, and they say that about 72% of infidelity in a relationship, what it's male-generated, is due to saggy titties. That's actually, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, there we go. I agree. I don't listen. Yeah, not listening. I don't listen, no. Men are the enemy. Men are pigs. Why did he do it? I can't believe he did it. I'm so confused. What are you confused about, bitch? Bitch.
When's the last time you cooked him dinner? Do you suck dick on demand? Yes or no? - Wow. - Do you obey?
So the point here is very simple.
I use exaggeration to prove my point, but the point is very simple. The majority of women are in relationships where they refuse to have sex with the man, and then they're confused the man cheats.
If he's only allowed to have sex with you and you don't have sex with him, he's going to have sex with somebody. What's confusing about that? Absolutely nothing.
So cool. Is he real? This can't be real. I think it is. This dude's out there every day fucking working and he comes home to hear bullshit from you. And then you are the only female on earth he's allowed to have sex with. And when he wants sex, you don't want it.
So he has to go through his life sexlessly because you're a fucking frigid asshole and you're confused he cheated and
I don't understand why. I understand why. Because you're a fucking piece of shit. Look after your man better. Maybe he won't fucking cheat.
Now there's a cool guy.
So. This reminds me of a conversation you and I had recently. What is it? Oh, wait, wait. A conversation you and I had. Is this about her cheating on?
I need the details. I should have done research. Why didn't I do research for this show?
Because if I would have done some research,
then I could have done better. Typical me. Cheating. Does this come up? I'm not sure we're cheating.
Natasha Leguero, Bobby Lee, who are these people?
Thank you.
Okay.
Thank you.
Stand-up couple apologize for their comedy sins.
Why does he always look like that?
There's no need to look like that.
I don't have time to read this. It's not interesting enough.
Okay, so...
Thank you.
Whatever.
Can't remember my point I think there's a little bit of
Yes, yes, yes. So in other words, he's I think he's leaning into being like it's Tom Lakers is Tom. Remember Tom like duck. The old guy got something right.
He's smart. He worked it out. That bitch. Tom Likas. It's that shtick and he's kind of remixing it. Is that his Twitter right there?
Oh, this thing was hilarious.
He posted this. This guy went kind of, I've never seen Star Wars. Remember that? This is him.
"Never will, oh my god, you're missing out, maybe."
You're missing out on being a multimillionaire. Keep your movie.
And then he's standing in front of a Bentley. At a Bentley dealership. At the dealership. I might add. Yes. It doesn't quite suggest he drives a Bentley. Well, I do drive a Bentley because it has my name on the number plate. T8 Tate Sexy.
And if you look at the second tweet, I explain that.
So just because I took a picture of me with my Bentley at the Bentley dealership,
Doesn't mean I don't own the Bentley.
It's my Bentley.
In fact, I have nine cars. I can name them all for you if you'd like. In fact,
While we're here,
if we're going to play this game.
Because if the little dork wants to talk,
Let's talk about, because I can't, I'm not technologically advanced enough.
to take the camera outside and show you the cars outside. I don't know how to do that.
But here we go.
Porsche 992, brand new, went to TechArt in Germany, $45,000 worth of upgrades. Aston Martin Vanquish S Ultimate, only $175 in the world. Most are in car collections. Mine's on the street because I'm a G.
Lamborghini Huracan,
holographic and gold
Here we have a McLaren 720S in purple velvet, AMG S63. This is my Aston Martin outside of one of the casinos I own. Need I continue to do this?
Need I continue?
Thank you.
I'm so fucking cool.
So cool. Right. Right. And the plate says TB sexy. Tuberculosis sexy. T8 sexy.
No, to the old woman, the first thing, T8. How's that a B? That's an A. So the first thing the old woman says, you can't even read. The old woman can't read. I'm writing that out. Old woman can't read.
Dumbass. The old dude got it right with me leaning into it. And then his chick, he needs to check his bitch. Sorry.
He needs to check his woman. It's a TB. T-8.
Dumb. Low IQ. Let me write that down. She has a low IQ. Low IQ old lady. That's her.
I was a Bentley. Right. Right. And the plate says TB sexy. Tuberculosis sexy. Wait, he's someone that men can subscribe to? Yeah, yes. Probably. Yes. Yes, they can. You can sign up for his classes and everything. Yes, I have a webcam company. And his name's Mr. Plenty? Yes, it is. It's my nickname. But he's also a world champion kickboxer? He was. He no longer competes, but he was, yes. That is kind of cool to be that big of an asshole and then no one will ever say anything to you. It is.
this tweet you just pulled up. He has told it to me so many times. Which one I go. Stop telling me that you said. Yeah. You know, like they always say, what is that thing? I say, show me a.
I don't want to say it. Show me a beautiful woman. I'll show you a man who's tired of fucking art is a saying that I heard. But he's saying it like he thought of it. And you've told me that so many times. I'm like, he definitely thinks that about me. No, I don't.
nerds woman you're obsessed with we're on like the seventh time he's fucking how long have you guys been together seven seven eight years oh so you're at the seven year itch isn't that a thing they i don't know but i had the 30 day itch you were like that was our first conversation about burning man no i don't feel a seven year itch i've gotten uh clicked in you dialed into it i'm in plus you have a child it's different when you're a family it's like who the hell is this is boring
Because the woman just naturally takes on a little bit more of the child. Yeah, true. Even if it is like getting the nanny and scheduling everything. You're just as a woman way more absorbed. I don't know. Mike. True. No, me too. That's all true. Head of the fucking house house. The in-house house. Oh, you guys. It's true. Well, you have a problem if you're in charge of the house because you don't know the difference between A and B.
so bro i've just paused on you now old dude
Check her, because she's running your shit. She can't even fucking read. True. Women take... When's the baby's next doctor appointment? Go. It's later this year. You want to ask me? So I kind of like the old guy. He's kind of like me. He's like, whatever, whatever. He kind of gets everything so far. He was wrong about the green screen.
But his woman's done. Me? Yeah. When's the next physical? When is it going? I don't care, you fucking hoe. You bombaclap, complaining, saggy, titty hoe. You come to me. I wanted to blowjob on demand.
That's what a doctor. How about a head doctor? When is the head doctor appointment? Fuck yeah. Yeah. That's what's up. That right there. That is what's up. That makes money all day, bitch. You know who I am, bitch? Mr. Plenty.
I'm not Jamaican. I don't know why he's using a Jamaican accent.
But,
I guess.
when you get cheated on.
Your mind changes.
Does your car never get declined? Never!
No, I don't never. My car always works. That's the line. You can't ruin it by saying never in a shit Jamaican accent. I'm not even Jamaican.
Who is this nerd?
Who is this nerd?
This nerd right here.
What's his name again?
Moshe Kashner
Why is every picture of him? You know he's one of those people who thinks that by looking funny, hopefully he'll be unintimidating enough to not punch.
So there's a few different classes of men in the world, but there is a class of man who knows that they stand zero chance of physical altercation. So they try their best to come across as...
unthreatening as possible. And the idea is that I'm too weak to hit.
Because you'll look bad for beating me up the same way someone will look bad for like stealing from a baby.
And that's his whole persona. I can say funny, sarcastic things, but...
I'm such a little worm. No one will do it.
That's who he is.
And that's his life choice, but...
I mean, look at those fragile little hands. He's never hit shit in his life. But there's no happiness in life.
if you're a man like that.
He's the kind of man who has like, you know, depressive episodes and
We already know his chick cheats on him, so whatever. What is it? Somebody said. Somebody commented under that video when he's like, my car did it. He's like, yeah, it's called overdraft protection.
These aggressive dog photos, I'm not feeling it. Yeah, I didn't feel them either. That's why I renovated the house. They were here when I got here.
And I'm in Romania, so I moved into this. This is an old warehouse. Some random Romanian had it, and he had weird dog foes.
Nobody knows why. I don't know why. Hence the renovation. It's like a set as well, though. Yeah, it doesn't. Maybe. It feels odd. No, it looks like a more like a real setting. But it's still not. Because it is real. Also, his whole philosophy seems to be directed at one person. Yeah, he's angry. It seems like he's like. Yeah. It feels very personal. I can assure you that's absolutely 0% true.
Diane. This is all for Diane. Everything. 100% Natasha. I think you hit the nail on the head. This is an ex-girlfriend. Some girl fucked him up. That is the most basic bitch psychology.
Because he has a view on something, so if I have a view on cars, my past car was terrible. If I have a view on women, my past woman was terrible. That's the most basic bitch shit psychology. Of course the woman who can't read comes out with the most shit psychology.
Zero thought zero originality psychology. So I have to write down low IQ times two for her because she's obviously very stupid. She is like there's no thought with a different guy. And I mean, she she left him for his friend and already touched. You know, I don't have any friends.
Ha.
I win.
I don't want to do it. I'm going to give him a pass. But if he says anything else stupid, he's going to have to get one. Don't mess it up, bro. On demand. They all give me blowjobs on demand. They all do. I run a webcam business. You just – this is what I mean about people. If I was on that panel, I'd say, okay, guys, stop.
Let's go back to his Twitter. Let's look at his webcam company. He's on a boat. He's a millionaire surrounded by women. Surely he gets his dicks off.
Like that would be very common logic, but it doesn't, none of these people doesn't even cross their mind because they're stupid. Like, oh, he can't get girls, but he has a webcam company.
But he can't get girl. Like, there's a massive cognitive dissonance, which none of them have identified.
And the dork just keeps making a Jamaican accent. Don't know why.
It's pretty weird. And I thought the only person who was kind of from the sidelines realizing that what they're saying is stupid was the old dude. But he kind of joined in, but he might have just been joining in for his wife because...
You know, like I kind of get it when you're a man and your chicks doing dumb shit. You've got to kind of like be like, oh, yeah, I kind of pretend that she ain't embarrassing herself. So I'm going to let him slide. I'm going to give him off.
- Oh, I feel like Diane knows now. - Yeah. - No, okay, one low IQ for the old guy.
Never fucked a girl called Diane.
Look it up.
What is that even, how do you even ask for a blowjob on demand? Like how would you even... Well you don't ask, let's start there. Correct? You finally the geek got something right?
It's true. It's like a push. They push your head down. You come home after having made a bunch of money and you go. Yeah. Yeah. That's literally what you do. Yeah. Why is everyone laughing? That's exactly what happened. I demand a blowjob. No, there's no Jamaican accent. Bro, that's not funny. Stop saying the Jamaican accent. You're supposed to be a comedian. Realize when it's not funny. And then if they don't give it to you, you're like, you saggy city bitch. And you go fuck somebody else. He just shows me the check. He's like, you know what to do, bitch. When you go on the road, you come home with publishers clearing house checks.
from the venue. They gave me one at a venue. One of the venues was like A big check? Yeah, and it was in the office. Like I go back to the office. It's like you'd want that on a plane. I don't know what a publishing clearinghouse check is. We made this for you. And they wrote out the actual amount and everything on it and I was like okay cool. Can I get the real one? The regular check? And then they're like yeah. And then she like puts it on the floor. It was boring. Yes! Bizarre. Very bizarre. Um
I don't know what this is, this is somebody in a grocery store, is that where this is happening?
The guy calling out behavior. I hate to leave this guy. Yeah, I know. This guy is really fantastic. Yeah, don't leave. We're just getting started. What do you mean horrible? I'm not horrible. I'm a nice man. Back in your 20s. No, I had some horrible boyfriends, though.
Yeah, like what's the worst piece of shit you dated?
Um, what did they do? Don't look at me, bitch! I mean, this actually goes... Bro, the Jamaican accent isn't funny. It's not funny.
Give it up.
What else we got? I mean, I'd like to hear him a little more. In all cheating scenarios...
100% the blame is always on the female.
I am super hilarious. Yeah, it's true. If you looked after a man properly, let me tell you something. Men are a lot more lazy than you give us credit for.
What a weird point. It is a good point. Yeah, like he's having a mental break. Yeah, we can't be bothered to go out there, find some bimbo.
Talk shit to her. Take her for dinner. Buy her some shit. Listen to her opinions on fucking her favorite dog breed. And scroll, oh yeah, your Instagram filter. It's a specific person. It is. It's not a specific person. Every, this woman is obviously not dated women. Every single woman is going to talk about star signs and her specific dog breed.
every single woman so it's not a specific person you i'm gonna tell you something
Women are extremely generic. And any man who's had as many women as me knows that they're all basically the same.
And there's always the woman who thinks she's original. This woman's a comedian from 2004.
Whatever. And she's like, oh, I'm unique. You're not. I guarantee if I went on a date with you, it'd be the same script.
I mean, you already want me in the first five seconds. I'm snake arm. I didn't even have to say anything to you and you want to cheat on your man.
So,
Here's what you think. We don't do none of that. We do it because eventually there's some sex at the end. So if you gave him enough sex at home, he's not going to bother with that shit. Why am I going to talk to this bitch? My bitch already sucks dick. I don't need to. If your man's cheating, it's because you ain't looking after him right. So stop the confusion. Stop being baffled. I'm telling you right now. So now they're agreeing with me. These people flip flop a lot. Right now. Why he didn't. He like. No, no, no. Go back.
You see the veneer start to crack. He was about to laugh at his own. Oh, okay.
at home, he's not gonna bother with that shit. Why am I gonna talk to this bitch?
My bitch already sucks dick.
I don't need to. If your man's cheating, it's because you ain't looking after him, right? So stop the confusion. Stop being baffled. I'm telling you right now why he did that. He's not real. This guy's no gangster. He's probably married. He's probably come to someone's like, I'm not married, friend.
I'm just funny.
I mean what I say, but I'm funny. Unlike you with your shit Jamaican accent. I'm just actually funny. And what's funny about all of this is that they're trying to make fun of me, but they're also agreeing with me a lot.
Like they just high five. The old lady, she worked out, you know, she has a low IQ, but obviously through years of rigorous training, the same way you train a dog, give her a donut, whatever. She's worked out the high five.
She can do it now. Congratulations. So they agree with me.
But they just don't want to say they agree with me because –
I'm too cool to agree with. My point is too abrasive for them to openly come out and say, yes, we endorse this individual. It comes home and is like, honey, I did a great video today. Inspired by you. I don't know. He seems, yeah.
- Hmm. - Yeah. - If your man does cheat, the most stupid thing you can do is leave him. You're gonna leave the man you love.
the man you were head over heels in love with,
You're going to leave him and find another man who you don't love, who's still going to cheat on you because you're still a trash bitch.
I am hilarious.
That is super true. Okay, now he's got he's making an appeal to see in my argument group We would call that an appeal to logic and that actually does sense to that right you leave the guy you like you go to the next guy You're right. You're a trash bitch. So you're gonna get cheated on assuming the premises. It's the woman's fault that a man It is therefore all men will cheat if you're a piece of shit, bitch. Let me just right. Let me ask this one. I am right Okay, wait, so I'm gonna take off she just said do I take off a low IQ for that?
with me.
Does she go from two times low IQ to one times low IQ?
She did do the high five. I know she worked hard for the high five.
We'll see. Maybe she's close. Close to the other man. Are her titties going to get perkier? No, they don't. They're still saggy. It can be done. He's going to cheat again. She's wearing a shirt that says still saggy. Because that's what's up with every bitch.
I dated a guy once and I remember when he got mad at me. I think I might have cheated on him, but he was like,
Well, so she's what? She's advertising to the world that she's a ho. She's already, first word she said to me, she wants dick. Now she's cheating on her man. Now she's bragging that she's cheating again.
Who is this? She's a trash bitch.
That's what I'm writing down under her name.
Trash Bitch. I actually had Cheating Bitch written down as her title on my piece of paper, but Trash Bitch. So basically all of this, the whole time, the conclusion to this video is the whole time,
All of this has been about her.
She's like, this is about a specific person. Yes, you, who's your trash bitch. It was like, I can't believe you moved to Hollywood. That's all Hollywood needs is another 26-year-old with eye bags.
It's true. Wow. Or crow's feet. Crow's feet? Crow's feet? Yeah, and I was like, so young. 26. He did not.
Stunning. How dare they? You had to curse me when you were 26? Oh no. Oh no. And that's the end. So that was kind of fun. I've got another one here I want to do. But you know for this one I'm going to save that. I'm going to do it tomorrow. Ah this is when they were young. She doesn't look so old there.
She's still two times low IQ. The old guy is kinda like, he was kinda cool. I have a feeling like if I was alone talking to the old guy, he'd agree with me. But in front of his wife, he's a little bit like, "Oh, I don't agree." The geek is a geek who gets cheated on. And the conclusion to the video is, everything I said was actually about the trash bitch.
who was in a sitcom no one watched.
10 years ago.
This has been Andrew Tate. Hope you enjoyed. Goodbye.