Transcript
As the most Googled and relevant man in the world, of course I attract all kinds of attention, both positive and negative.
And trolls don't bother me. In fact, I find trolls quite interesting.
Some people would say I'm a troll. I'm not a troll. I just say things which upset some people.
but they're true and I'm funny.
And it's the internet, and we all troll each other, and we're on the internet, and we say things, da-da-da-da.
But when trolls attack me,
I'm flabbergasted at the levels of self-delusion these people operate under. It doesn't bother me at all because I think it's hilarious. In fact, I quite often say things specifically to get these trolls upset.
But please understand the level of self-delusion these people operate under.
I'm doing this Tate speech now because I just got a beautiful tweet from some guy. I wrote something like I always write.
And he wrote, "Bro, you're a loser, no one cares."
Cool, fine.
I am the most googled man in the world. I have hundreds of millions of dollars. I'm a kickboxing world champion. I have every genetic gift that God can possibly bestow upon a man. I'm absolutely and utterly relevant in every single sphere and completely capable.
This person has no profile picture and three followers.
Three, and he's saying, I'm a loser.
Now that's fine, but what's scary to me
is the delusion.
Either he doesn't mean it, which is fine, but I think there's at least a certain percentage. There must be a percentile of these trolls who mean what they say.
There is a man sitting there with no money, no physical prowess, nobody knows his name, no achievements, no capability. He would fail against me in every single metric you could possibly measure with modern science.
Everything from height to strength to intellect, finances, network, anything you can possibly name. And he is sitting there somewhere in the world.
You're a loser, bro.
I want to meet my trolls. I want to talk to them. Not to threaten them. You know you see on the internet where people meet their troll and beat them up. I don't want to beat my trolls up. I just want to sit down with them and be like,
Thank you.
Why am I a loser? If I'm a loser, you're a winner, right? So please tell me how you're winning. I thought if I became one of the most Googled men on the planet and I have hundreds of millions of dollars and a kickboxing world champion and a beautiful family and live in a mansion and fly in private jet. I thought if I did all these things, that it would be hard to say I failed at life because I have a beautiful family and I'm doing well and my life is full of love and I'm happy.
But I mean, I've clearly fucked up.
Somehow. So I want this guy to tell me
Why I'm a loser and why he's a winner. I have to know.
So what I'm gonna do,
Tristan, we're going to go on a mission to find some trolls, not to threaten them. They're going to get scared and run. I'm going to say, guys, calm down. I'm not a violent man.
but three weeks ago you said I was a loser, or that I'm stupid, or whatever you said. And I really want to hear your justifications
And I want you to be right. I would love, imagine how enlightening it would be for me to sit across the table with some guy with no followers and no profile picture, and he said something which genuinely made me pause and think and think, wow.
He's right.
That would improve my life, right? I'm all about self-improvement. I'm not one of those guys who talks about self-improvement and accountability and masculinity and all these things who's afraid of it. I'm the guy who runs into the fire. I walk the walk, I talk the talk. If I have to go to jail to tell the truth, I'll go to fucking jail. That's who I am. So this guy knows some shit I don't know. I wanna hear it.
I want to hear how this dude is a winner and I'm a loser. Because...
objectively,
based on my perception,
I can't possibly fathom how he could be correct. But these people truly believe in their hearts what they're saying. Some of them must do.
So Tristan, you and I are going on an adventure. We're going to get in the private jet,
the loser playing.
The loser jet. We're gonna take our Rolls Royce to the airport, we'll get in the loser jet, and we'll land and get in a different Rolls Royce, and then we'll go to a five-star hotel, and then we'll go and meet this person who works a nine-to-five.
who has no physical presence, no presence in the world. If he died, nobody would give a shit. And we're gonna talk to him. And we're gonna find out why we are losers. And we're gonna film it for Tech Speech.
That's my plan.
Yeah.