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- Merry Christmas, everybody.
You know?
I'm a predictor.
I'm largely misunderstood by who I am and what I do.
I predict the future.
And anyone who's followed my brand for long enough has seen me do that flawlessly.
Endless times.
And what I also do
is I'm prepared to be the bad guy.
I'm prepared to be the suicide bomber.
The one...
who's ready to go and do the extreme things to push
the boundaries of the Overton window for the greater good of all mankind. I'm not a hero.
I'm just the bad guy who fights the bad guys, like Batman. They don't know they need me.
But you needed tape.
There was all these other conservatives in the height of the insanity
trying to fight, but they couldn't fight because they weren't extreme enough. They weren't man enough. They weren't brave enough. You needed Tate.
And I came along and I saved the world.
Thank you.
I get, of course, no appreciation for that. Now that the world is based and open, every single Twitter account is like, "I'm based too, but when it mattered,
You were afraid.
I did this.
Elon did this.
You have to give credit where it is due.
There are a few people who actually beat them.
And I think
it's put us in a lot of trouble.
I'm a predictor.
I should have probably saved this for New Year's Eve instead of Christmas, but...
in our business.
I think we're fucked.
I actually think
It would have been a lot easier if Kamala won.
Because when Kamala won,
We were unified in hatred for the enemy.
It's like the rebel groups. You see this all the time in the Middle East. You know, like the Syrian rebels. They all hate Assad. He has to go.
They're brothers in arms, and the second he goes, they all fight amongst each other.
because they don't actually have very much in common.
besides the dislike.
of the opposing force.
the oppressive
regime.
And we were living under the oppressive regime
of feminine insanity.
for a very long time. So it allowed people to unify behind it. The right
By its nature, it's filled with individualists.
And now that the enemy has been defeated, now that the rebel alliance has thwarted
the attempts of eternal slavery.
We're all turning on each other.
The tech bros don't like MAGA.
the Muslims hate the conservatives.
"Sorry, the Muslims hate the Christians.
Thank you.
At one point, nobody had a problem with the fact I won't cock to one woman.
Thank you.
Andrew has five or six wives because he wants lots of children.
Cool, he's a rich guy, normal.
Trump has many baby mamas. Elon has many baby mamas.
Now,
Wifejacks are coming along.
I love my wife. Only one woman, only one woman. Jerking off.
Obviously they were cowards when the fight mattered.
Obviously they were never important in the fight, but now that we've opened up the battlefield, they're coming along. So they no longer like me because I won't cuck to one female because I believe I deserve more, and that's why I'll have more kids than them. And they know I'll have more kids than them, and they're jealous. So for that reason, because they don't have the gravitas to have six or seven women loyal to them and obey them, or the finance.
or the status, any of the things it takes.
They're mad at me.
Yeah.
Fine.
Then you get the hard ethno people who hate me because I'm half black.
Then you get the people who hate me because I don't say Jews enough.
Then you get the people who hate me because I say Jews too much!
These were all on the same team under Kamala.
Under Kamala, we were all fighting the good fight. We were the rebel alliance.
We need her back.
Because all I see now is us descending into fractionalization.
Balkanization.
I read my Twitter DMs and my Twitter account. Guys, understand.
objectively proven in impressions
I have the sixth largest Twitter account on the platform.
Elon is bigger than me.
Some anime and football pages are bigger than me.
So I am the second most
Impressionable.
individual person after Elon on all of Twitter. So I get all of these notifications and I have people literally saying to me,
You say Jews all the time. You're supposed to be conservative and you don't like the Jews.
And then I have other people saying, "You don't say Jews enough! The sun went up and the sun went down and you didn't mention the Jews!"
And then I have people saying, "Andrew, you're the man because you have all these children. You're right. We need to fix the population collapse and women take too long to grow babies. And if I was rich and powerful and strong and tall and gorgeous and sexy and smart like you, I'd have a bunch of women." Then you have some other guy, "I love my wife so much, bro. I love her so much, bro. Don't you dare do anything besides, 'I love my wife, bro.'"
Thank you.
We were all on the same team under Kamala.
Maybe we need her back. If Kamala won, we wouldn't be having any arguments between the tech bros and MAGA and Jew and Muslim and Christian and none of these things.
I know everybody feels it.
On top of that,
Me!
as a
Special Forces Operator as a suicide bomber. I sit and think, well what's my role here now?
Because under Kamala, my role was to say racist, offensive things, to push the Overton window, to destroy these people in debates, to sit down and be really large and rich and annoyingly masculine.
Thank you.
But that role's not needed.
You don't need me now. We won.
because of me
And now the people who are in charge are threatened by me and don't like me because they're little wife jacks.
So what do I talk about? Why am I here? It's kind of like when Rambo
retires. You know when you see those movies when the guy's like, "We need you back." And he's like, "I don't do that anymore." But you can't get away from what you really are. What do you think of him? A full-blooded combat soldier.
Not anymore.
I don't want it. That's too bad, because you're stuck with it.
He goes and he hides in the forest.
He retires from the battle. He killed everyone! Everyone's dead! The war's over!
And he goes to some cabin somewhere and just sits by himself and eventually
He's needed again.
Because all this balkanization or fractionalization of the right will result in the left regaining power. And when that happens, they'll be saying, where's Tate? All the wifejacks who hate me now.
All the guys who are afraid of their wives will be like, "Well, I can't say that online, I'll lose my job and I'll have to provide for my wife." What it means when your wife looks you dead in the eyes and says,
Honey?
I love you, but your existence right now is pissing me off. It means, I'll tell you what it means. It means that I love you very much, but in that moment, your existence was pissing me off. Okay.
Maybe Andrew will come back.
They'll knock on my door.
I'll be an old man, my beard will be longer.
Andrew.
Okay.
We need you to say women can't drive.
I don't do that anymore.
So we're in this really interesting conundrum now.
I mean the simple answer is just ignore everyone and get rich because everyone's a dipshit.
Most of the people on the right are dipshits, guys.
You know, I'm right wing. Most of these people are dipshits. I see their notifications they sent to me. They're fucking losers.
They're cucked by their wives. They're obsessed with their fucking silly little fucking loser kids who aren't even special.
They're not even particularly strong. They're just nobodies. But now they think they're somebody because we opened up the battlefield for them.
And I know the day will come when I'm needed again.
So then I sit and say, "Well, Andrew, what do you do? "Do you just beat your criminal cases "and shut up and vanish?"
and wait for them to knock on your door,
Do you continue to contribute to the soup
of the right
You know, maybe I'm too good a soldier. I am.
have watched this whole meltdown between MAGA and Tech Bros.
I still think Elon saved the world.
by allowing us to talk.
even if I personally disagree with him.
I still have huge respect for Elon. Maybe I'm too good a soldier.
Maybe I'm just too good a soldier, just like, "Yes, Commander." But I can't turn on that guy. I can't turn on Trump.
Maybe it's just a respect thing.
I don't know. Where I was raised, you respect the people who you went to war with.
But it seems all the other rebels in the alliance just don't think that way anymore.
Thank you.
So we have big problems coming up.
And the insanity will take over again. The liberalism bullshit will take over again.
It'll infect us. It already kind of is.
Thank you.
You can't say the things you're supposed to say. You can't say any of the real red pill shit anymore because they just attacked Trump with it. If under Kamala, I could sit here and say, women are useless.
Nobody cared. But with Trump, if I say women are useless, Andrew Tate, Trump supporter, said women are useless.
Annoying.
So...
Not only is the fun gone, but now it's become infighting. And infighting, there's something about it which is awfully...
Thank you.
Gay.
You know?
You're right wing and I'm right wing, but I'm more right wing because I talk about Jews.
- So do I. - Yeah, but you talk about them at 84%. I talk about them at 82%, which is the right amount.
You're right-wing and I'm right-wing, but my wife is in charge of me and your wife isn't in charge of you, bro.
I'd rather talk to the trannies to be like,
I'd rather talk to the trannies than talk to these people.
Bring me the trannies back!
You know, where's Kamala? Where's the trannies? Bring back the girl bosses. Get some fat.
fucking ugly chick who's a model, so I can sit there and call her obese.
Like I was the only one brave enough to do it anyway. Now all these dickheads had big mouths. They were too pussy at the time. It was just me.
fucking carrying the culture war on my back.
with like a few people.
Nick, I have to give him credit, him.
like three or four others carrying the entire culture war in a big sack on our back.
like Christmas presents, like motherfucking Santa. And then we get there with all the culture war, and we pass out to a bunch of ungrateful kids who are like,
I don't like this toy. I don't like this toy. I want...
The left back in charge.
Because I have purpose, but I have drive.
I mean,
Side note.
None of this even matters to me because I'm fucking rich. I'm just a troll and I think it's funny.
to be a thorn in the side of authority.
It's my hobby.
You know?
Thank you.
Thank you.
I don't need to be here.
Just bought a fucking yacht. I can sail the seven seas.
Thank you.
Tell you all to fuck off. Sit at home with your wives. I'll sit with my nine wives on my mega, y'all, and you can talk about how you're successful.
Loser!
However, I think the right is going to fractionalize.
So all of this hopium and copium
that people are currently enjoying. It's Christmas, Trump just won, Trump's coming back, we're gonna fix the country. Bitcoin's going to the moon, meme coin, da da.
I will say to my diehard fans,
Get rid of that shit.
Good times ain't coming.
Too much infighting, too much bickering,
The left is remobilizing.
There ain't gonna be no good times.
Medicine tastes bad before it heals you.
He's going to lay off all these people. Doge is going to fix the government supposedly. What, 10 million extra unemployed?
All the easy money is gonna vanish.
Bitcoin's going up, but you ain't got any.
You ain't got any, you don't have 25 Bitcoin, do you dipshit? You have 0.6.
You're sitting around tweeting cope. No push six Bitcoin one day will be worth much.
Not like me with thousands of them, because you're a dipshit. You should have worked harder before. The second best time to work hard is now.
So I think we should actually get all more pessimistic again. Imagine Kamala won. Get the dark cloud back over our heads, guys.
You know?
Nothing's fucking fixed.
Nothing's gonna get fixed. Everything's gonna remain perma-fucked.
Women are still walking around girl bossing.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Every single time I say anything about women, white dudes stick up for them. Only white dudes. No black guys.
If I say anything about women,
I never see a black guy in the replies go, "Leave her alone." Black guys are like, "Yeah, bro."
And then there's some white guy. "Actually, my wife! My wife!"
Where's Kamala man If Kamala was coming I'd be so happy right now I'd be calling her Satan in a wig Making fun of her Shitty little
girl ball suits, we'd have a tranny and charge a defense.
walk around with dildo shaped missiles and shit.
I miss the fucking...
I'm out here in my cabin.
Thank you.
I missed the war, I guess.
Same thing happened to Rambo.
Perhaps.
Thank you.
These four years, I can just step back from politics.
Let the right wing cucks argue with the other right wing
slightly less cocked.
'Cause the right's full of nerds, let's cut the bullshit. You're all fucking dorks. Like I've been to APAC, I went once, and I was like, "No wonder you guys lose. Not a single person in here has ever fucked."
nerds.
Thank you.
Liberals are all like, you know, taking drugs and partying and fucking and shit. These right people wouldn't be made to do nothing.
Maybe I step back and just focus on having my 50 sons.
from 10 women.
come back with a vengeance in four years.
My wife! Yeah, your wife. 50 sons.
I win.
I'm going to have 50 sons. I'm going to win.
You can say whatever you want about my ideology towards females. When I have 50 children,
Sons.
I win.
and you know I'm going to win, and it's going to bother you deep in your heart.
and then your wife's going to argue with you about the toilet seat, and you're going to realize you fucked up.
because you should have ignored all her bullshit and got women pregnant like a hero.
But you're a pussy.
Perhaps I do that. Perhaps I choose a side.
you know
'Cause I'm one of the leaders.
So like fucking...
The country's fallen and we have all these rebel factions. Perhaps I take my rebel faction to the top and kill and crush the rest of the rebel factions. Perhaps.
Who knows?
But things are about to get very interesting because
I thought my incarceration would end under the oppression of liberalism.
and I could travel the world and do a tour and combat it.
But now my oppression will end.
in this new soup of
in fighting gayness.
I'm not really sure what the move for me is.
besides to make fuckloads more money.
But that's default.
Do that anyway.
Thank you.
Something to think about.
In conclusion,
I'm gonna do an emergency meeting about this.
We're going to talk about
how struggle unifies people.
how resistance to oppression unifies.
And how?
When the right-wing leaders finally get their act together and understand that everything is cracking and falling apart in real time,
The only thing they know will unify their base is a new struggle.
Maybe that struggle will be manufactured, I don't know.
What will they use to unify us?
What will they force us all to struggle against as brothers in tandem?
Will it be genuinely organic or will it be artificial and manufactured? Call me a conspiracy theorist.
We're going to see.
But things are about to get very, very interesting. And if you're relaxing in between Christmas and New Year, sitting around thinking everything's gonna be great,
in January when Trump comes in, instead of thinking, fuck, I need some money now.
well then you're making a grave mistake.
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