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Boom!
We are live, top G.
Mr. Producer.
Now,
You may be wondering why my brother looks a little bit different.
I apologize.
You may be wondering why my brother looks a little bit different than usual.
Because he said, if I play the Mr. Producer song, he won't come on the show.
If you're going to play that stupid intro, I'm not coming on the show. Stupid.
Bro, listen to me.
I'm the producer.
The show needs me. The show doesn't need you.
You've been replaced. You are dismissed, as R. Andrews Jones would say.
This is my fucking show.
And I am.
Mr. Producer.
give a fuck if you come do this show.
You think I give a fuck, Tristan?
Pussy!
Say something.
Say something!
Didn't think so.
PUSSY ASS!
This is my show. I'm Mr. Producer. I'm wearing a mink coat.
Let me tell you all the story of this mink coat.
Thank you.
you
for I enjoy
Some fine, what is this?
Booms.
you
So I'm chilling.
with these bitches.
I'm in a prestigious establishment.
I'm in London, I'm chilling, I'm in a five-star hotel.
Girl goes to me, so what's your job? How do you have all this money? I said, bitch, I'm a pimp.
Because you're not a pimp.
You're the one in my hotel room. How am I not a pimp if you're here?
Already got your ass up in the fucking Ramada. Of course I'm a pimp.
Because why you're not wearing like a pimp coat?
Then look, I've been trying to play low key, but if you think I need a pimp coat,
then I'll get one.
She goes, "From where?" I said,
Find me at PIMCO online.
So the bitch thought she was smart.
She Googles up.
real mink, fur. Let me show you all.
mink.
She Googles up real mink.
I found one, but $17,000.
You know what I did?
Just bust the card out.
Thank you.
Like a fucking ninja star.
POP!
Landed on her lap.
What's that? It's a fucking debit card, bitch. Buy it.
What the fuck talk to me about $17,000?
Don't know about me. Remember that, T.
He's still shook, he's still scared.
He knows who the boss of this show is.
Thank you.
So she just fucking put in the credit card details. Little ho sat there. Oh my god, it actually went through me. Of course it went through 17 grand on the debit ain't nothing. It's just sitting there fucking $500,000 on there cares.
Minn Coat turned on.
or to put it on.
like three weeks later.
Went to pick her up.
in the Lambo.
with my mate go on.
She started laughing. I can't believe you're actually weird. It ain't going to be so funny when I fuck you in it.
Is it?
Big dick swinging. Am I allowed to say this shit on YouTube?
um
Who cares? It's my show.
I'm Mr. Producer.
Do whatever I fucking want.
Music.
So obviously as I'm doing the show by myself today, I'm going to do the producing.
and Tristan's job.
Wait, what's Trista's job?
Exactly. He ain't got a fucking job. This is my show.
Super chat, would I rather live in Bulgaria or the USA?
You already know the answer to that fucking stupid question.
USA is a failed society.
Now,
you
I saw a little bit of hate in the chat, which I'm going to address quickly.
Thank you.
Supposedly I'm getting exposed on TikTok.
Oh no, I'm getting exposed on TikTok. If I get exposed on TikTok, is my Bugatti still outside? Let me check the camera. Okay, the Bugatti's still there. Let me just check the bank quickly because I've been getting exposed on TikTok. So surely I can't be a millionaire anymore. Let me just quickly, let me just quickly check.
Oh wait, I'm still filthy fucking rich.
You gotta give a shit if I want you dorks on TikTok?
Imagine sitting there on TikTok.
saying bad things about me thinking I give a
Don't care.
I'm top-key!
Say what you want. I don't care. I'm the bad boy.
It's some old video of me hitting some girl with a belt.
What's actually annoying about this?
It's all these exposures.
are lazy because if they googled properly they'd see that the girl came out with an article saying yeah it was a game we did it for a tv show
So the girl said I didn't even hurt her, the girl herself.
But they're just lazy. And they're thinking that's going to affect me or damage me. Like, oh, if we tell everyone that Tate got a girl to pretend that, you know, she got hit with a belt, then maybe his money will vanish. No, sir.
Mr. Producer.
So,
Of course you like that, bro.
We need to get J-Daw on.
I should get Jada Smith on here, shouldn't I?
I'll get Jada Smith right now.
Well, how many likes are we on?
I'll get Jada Smith on this show right now.
591 likes.
If we get to 2000 likes,
Jada Smith will join me live on the stream.
You heard me right here. I will get Jada Smith.
Dirty old crusty ass.
Here, I mean her, but I talk it out.
Red table talk. No. Tate talk. Mr. Producer talk. 2,000 likes on the video, and Jada's coming on.
Do not underestimate what Mr. Producer can do.
I produce the best show in the world. There's nothing I can't do.
Get Luke on.
Thank you.
I actually did a video for Will Smith and I put it up yesterday or today
And I was telling the truth. He's got Starcom and he needs to escape.
So I look forward to actually speaking to Jada.
We're halfway, we're almost at a thousand likes.
But I'd love to talk to J-Dub.
What do you think, Tase? Should we talk to Jade on the show?
T, I'm going to have a drink, so you just take over a little bit and just talk a little bit while I have a drink.
Ready?
Go.
you
Thank you.
Thank you.
you
Good point, Tick. Good point. Yeah, carry on.
Mmm. Mmm.
Yeah, you're right. Yeah.
What do you mean don't play the intro again? Don't tell me what to do.
You better shut up. Say that again, I'll play the intro.
That's what I thought.
my show.
So we're waiting for Jada. So until we wait for Jada, I'm going to reply.
to some of these Super Chats.
But I don't really know how here. Here we go.
Thoughts on Elon Musk buying part of Twitter?
I'm a little bit disappointed in my man Elon. He spent 1% of his net worth getting 9% of Twitter. We all know if Topg had that kind of resource. Obviously, I've got more money than Elon.
Obviously, but I have to keep down the DL because then I become the world's richest man on top of being the world's most sexy man, the world's smartest man. So I have to hide my money. But if people knew I was Richard and Elon, I wouldn't be spending 1% of my net worth to buy 9% of Twitter. I'd be spending all my net worth to buy all of Twitter every day.
All of it.
I don't play no games, no 9%, 9%.
Imagine you're a fucking bitch, you give her 9% of your dick.
She can be happy.
Yes or no? Let's do a poll. How do I do polls? This is usually Trissy's job. T, how do I do polls?
T, how do I do polls?
Alright, T ain't talking today. I don't know why he's shy.
So I don't know how to do polls. We all know 9% is not enough.
So,
My man Elon let us down a little bit. What's the next thing here? Bulgaria, America has already been answered as stupid.
It's not the same without Tristan.
Tristan's here. What are you talking about? T.
Speak up, bro. Here, if you're shy, have a drink.
What's up Tristan, you've got to talk to the people.
Thank you.
Oh well.
someone just wrote in a super chat can you help me with my suicidal thoughts I don't like negative energy I
being directed at me.
Let me tell you a secret of the universe. Negative energy is real and it's very, very sticky.
If you hang around someone who's negative and talks about negative things and believes negative things and they say negative things, all the other negative energy in the universe hears this person and says, ah, I'm not.
This person is susceptible to our fuckery. Let's attack him.
They attract it.
Me and my team, we only speak positively. I don't,
have negativity around me. If I'm around someone who's complaining, even about something small, I have a flat tire, blah, blah, blah. No, I don't let negativity around me.
So just don't come at me with any kind of negative crap.
Super chat me positive things. I'm a positive man. I live in a positive realm.
I'm a positive guy. I live a positive life.
What do you mean your old intro? People don't like my intro now. Why are these people coming out to stick up for you, team?
You got some fucking army.
Little cucks sitting here saying, Mr. Producer intro ain't good. You think I won't play the intro on repeat over and over for the next three hours of this entire show?
You think I won't just repeat the intro. You think I'm gonna sit here and allow you to insult the Mr. Producer theme tune, number one track of the summer.
Not having it.
I'm playing Mr. Producer on repeat.
Until everyone tells me in the chat it's the best song.
in the world.
Fuck you.
Music playing.
Mr. Producer, you make the best shows. Mr. Producer, you got all them booms. Mr. Producer, gonna break the feeling. Mr. Producer, you're the emergency meeting.
*music*
Mr. Producer!
You got all them hoes, Mr. Producer.
Everyone knows about my song. Come at me saying my song ain't good.
I'm literally dancing away to my own song. I'm the guy who could go live on YouTube, play his intro for three hours. There'll still be some of you in the chat talking.
I can do that.
I can do anything I want.
I'm waiting for Jada. I had a bunch of other stuff to talk about. I don't want to talk about anything until Jada's here. 1.2. We have 800 more likes until I can get Jada Smith on the show.
Live!
I'm waiting for you guys. Hurry up. Let's go.
While we're here, I'm getting a bunch of Hey Chew 2 questions.
People are asking about how to make money, and I understand because if you're a brokie, life's shit.
So if you're a brokey, you need to fix it.
I've said this before, guys, you can ask all your questions to me on Telegram, to me and my team live at EM Live Telegram chat. Even if you watch this after the live broadcast, this is active 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Put up here. Pow, Mr. Producer.
Message us there. I think we're at almost 15,000 students now.
Soon we're going to affect markets. We have to write 50,000 students. We will affect markets in real time. We're going to literally shift gravity in real time.
and seeing spikes and shit making millions of dollars in the sky. "Oh, I hate you and did it. I hate you attacked us and all their students got rich and I'm still outside of it like a brokie."
I'm a wage cock. I'm a wagey.
Imagine being a wagee.
Please, sir.
"It's been a whole month. Can I have some money?"
Pshh.
Check yourself.
1.4, 600 likes till Jada Smith comes on. Let me text her.
Thank you.
Hey bitch.
Bitch.
Bitch.
get your
Blumbeross.
So.
to Bucharest.
Now.
Done.
Done. Wait, are my sound effects working? Guys, check, are my sound effects working?
Is that working?
Can you hear that?
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Why are my sound effects not working?
This is extremely upsetting.
Because
Okay.
Bye.
Thank you.
Ah.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Thank you.
My sound effects are not working.
You can hear me now, you can hear my voice. I know what that problem was, but my sound effects aren't working. I don't know why.
That should work.
Wait a second.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
I'll fix this.
Give me a sec.
I know what the problem is now.
Of course, it's Tristan's fucking fault.
Let me fix it quickly. I have to give you guys a video while I fix it.
What video should I play?
Why fix it?
So many choices here.
because now I know what the problem is. So let me find something here.
What am I going to show you guys?
Let me show you guys just me to energy.
I'm a G like that. I mean, just boom, boom, being a G. Money is extremely important. Trying to say money doesn't matter is a coping mechanism. It's a coping mechanism that poor people have so they don't shoot themselves in the head. The smartest thing rich people ever did was come along and say to all the poor people, money doesn't make you happy. Don't worry, don't worry. I'll keep all the money because it doesn't make you happy. Have you seen any of them give it away? You ever seen a rich man give his money away? No, they say money doesn't make you happy. You keep slaving away from minimum wage. I'll stay over here, a millionaire,
happy so don't worry don't be jealous bollocks
I want the blood clot!
Woo! Trying to get a nut. Now get on out of here. And don't touch that coat. Let's go.
Yoga Fire!
Okay, so now my voice and my sound effects are working.
Correct.
Let's confirm.
Yoga Fire!
Listen, listen, guys.
It's almost like you're starting to lose faith in me as the producer.
There's nothing I can't fix.
It's gonna give me a little bit of time. I'm doing the show all by myself. Tristan's abandoned me.
because my theme tune is too fucking cool.
I got it working now.
You can hear my voice. You can hear my sound effects. It wasn't even my fault that we got in this predicament. I had it all set up perfectly. And then before we went live,
The guy whose name I'm not allowed to say, James, he didn't set up something properly. So I had to log out and log back into the streaming software.
And it was all fucked up. So really, it's James' fault.
We're going to start passing blame around.
I could put his email address live on the screen. You can all email, hey, at James. But if I do that, I want you to promise to actually flood him. And you got to say nasty shit. Like, I'm going to come get you.
You're going to regret this. He's got to be scared to sleep. Don't be saying no vanilla crap.
You got to go as hard as you can.
Hard, hard. And I'll put it on the, I'll put it on the screen.
1 .5
1.5 likes, 500 until Jada comes on. I'm going to talk to Jada, and that's the end of the broadcast. That's what we're all doing. We're talking to Jada. We're saving Will Smith today. That's what we're doing.
People on here talking about my producing's bad. You ain't never thrown your debit card at a bitch and bought a $17,000 coat because you were drunk and bored. Ever.
You ain't ever wore it.
Fucked her.
You ain't ever split up with her and fucked her friend.
You don't know about me. I'm that guy.
I'm that guy. I'm the guy you leave in the desert to die. And two days later, I pull up at your house in a Lambo.
and a mink coat.
Trying to get a nut. Now get on out of here. Don't touch that coat.
That's what I say to your bitch. Don't touch that coat. Touch the dick.
Am I allowed to swear on YouTube? Can someone Google this? Am I allowed to do what I'm doing?
I don't understand what I'm...
the rules.
I don't live inside the matrix. I don't follow rules. I just do what I want.
Am I allowed to swear on YouTube?
Thank you.
My lighter has two flames.
Check this.
You see that?
kind of amalgamated. Maybe you can't.
you
you
It's dual flame.
Bye.
from a G.
Let's go back to the Steadicam.
Is it moving?
Is it moving? Christina?
That's right.
You want some of this mink coat action.
I keep moving that camera.
Christina.
Who's worse, Will or Scott?
We're Jack.
1.6, 400 likes to go.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
In the meantime, I'm going to reply to some of these super chats.
$50 super chat, pow.
Top Boss.
My name's Top G.
But I'll accept that. Top G, or you can also call me Trigger Dawn.
It's another name I just developed.
Trigger Dawn. Because I'm that guy.
That's Top G. Who's Top G? That's Top G. Oh, I thought his name was Trigger Don. Oh, maybe his name is Trigger Don. It doesn't matter which one it is. You don't want to mess with Top G Trigger Don.
So you can call me whatever you want, but we're going to go with top boss for now.
What's the update on our boy Tiger King? So I've been trying to help Tiger King. So I had a very simple request for his lawyer. I was like, listen,
I understand the American legal system. I understand he needs money.
I don't want to pour money down a black hole. I'm about to transfer you 2 million American.
I need to know exactly how this money is going to be spent. I don't want it all to get eaten up in legal fees.
So he's putting together a plan now to show me how the money will get him out. I will pay $2 million to free Tiger King, but I will not pay $2 million for his lawyer to keep and leave Tiger King in jail.
I ain't getting famosed. I'm not a goose.
I'm not getting famised, I'm not a geese.
Gooses get famoost and geeses get famoest.
I'm neither of them things. I'm top G trigger Dom. So I'm waiting for the battle plan. I'll make the transfer.
Because I'm that guy. Pow. Here's the money. Get my boy out. Fly him to Romania. Put him here on the show. Probably talk more than Tristan's useless ass. What the fuck you said in the show?
Nothing.
So that's what's going on with Tiger King. Got another $50 super chat here.
For no reason. Thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
finding can get some gas for the Begay. Mother might get a Christmas present this year.
Because last year she had to go without, couldn't afford it.
Thank you.
Yeah, Femiste. Why are you saying Femiste? Femiste is real.
Inside of Hustlers University, we teach you how to famise the geese. The world's full of geese and you have to famise them.
And then we teach you how to identify gooses and vamoose them.
You have to famoose to goose and famoose to geese. You ain't gonna get rich any other way.
Any questions about Hustles University, guys? Seriously, on a serious note, I want you to direct them towards the EM Live. Wait, we've got a bunch of super chats I'm going to go through now. But the EM Live, the emergency meeting live on Telegram, download Telegram and message that chat 24-7, 365. We're online. We'll answer all your questions. We're almost at 15,000 students. Once we get to 25,000 students, we're going to start affecting markets. Am I allowed to say this on YouTube? Don't care. Top G. Trigger Dawn. Say what I want. SEC, come for me. I'm in Romania. There ain't no SEC in Romania. We're fucking scammers. We're fucking, we're out here doing what we want.
I'm going to pump a coin up, make 10 M.
Peel it off for me and my boys. Hate you only to the top. Bunch of fucking brokies on the outside. Wage cucks losing their life savings.
sitting at home going, "Oh, this group of people pumped this coin and everyone got really rich, and I'm sitting here and I'm a wagee and I can't pay rent." Don't care!
Trying to get a nut. Now get on out here. Don't touch that coat.
Hate you for the win. We're taking over the world.
I'm going to affect markets like gravity.
If I say something, the world changes.
Let's get into these super chats quickly. $100 super chat.
I'm 17 looking to join your team. I'll do anything. That's actually a really smart thing to do. I met a 17 year old guy about a year ago.
And he was a supercar photographer. He used to take photos of supercars whenever they were out driving. And I asked him why he did it like he loved cars. He said, no, I just want to get close to rich people. And I thought that you're really smart. I ended up hiring him for some photography work. He made a lot of money.
So yeah, this is the best thing you can do is get around high value people. Get in Hustlers University, then get in the war room. You know what to do.
You don't need me to say it again. Any questions, you can message to EM Live Chat on Telegram.
supporting the G. Thank you, Alex.
Top G only has one speed. Top speed.
That's right, top speed.
Empty the clip.
I don't shoot once.
I shoot you while I warn you.
You understand?
It's like, who is he?
Don't know. Who are you?
You better talk quick.
I haven't seen the clip. I'm that guy. Trigger Dom.
What are we at? 1.8.
200 left, and Jada Smith's rickety ass is coming on the show.
I'm going to fix everything. Will, I'm about to save your life.
I'm that guy.
The producer.
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Thank you.
Hi, Tate Speech. Is it possible to contact you personally? You know, this is actually interesting because I get this all the time. On Instagram, I probably get about a thousand DMs an hour from guys going, hey, Tate, I just want to talk to you quickly. Let me explain something to you.
Your quickly is my money.
The amount of money I make each minute of my time is worth more than a week of your life.
You could go work your ass off for a week and the measly wages, the pennies, the little pesos you managed to accumulate. Oh, I managed to get $600 this week. Ain't worth a minute of my time. I don't want to listen to your shit.
for free you gotta pay for my minutes because it's gonna be some stupid idea anyway some dumb idea every idea people pitch me is dumb hey tayo stinking we could build houses and make money off building the houses so if you invest the money to build the houses then we'll be rich
If I was going to invest $10 million in building houses, why would I need a geek like you?
Please answer me.
I could just do it myself.
You think I don't know people?
You think I couldn't make a phone call and say, look, here's 10M, build a bunch of houses?
You think I need your geeky ass, some nobody from Instagram?
Drives a Volvo. I don't need you.
I'm Trigger Dawn. Shut up.
or some other idiot i've got an nft i project i was thinking of launching an nft shot
I've already got NFTs.
I've got nice fat titties everywhere.
I'll put it on Twitter today.
I don't need your NFTs. I've already got NFTs.
My whole life is NFTs. I wake up NFTs.
NFTs here, NFTs here.
Bitch, I just bought your coat. She's got NFTs.
Let's talk about NFTs.
Fucking idiot. Shut up. I ain't selling my brand name for you to try and sell some cartoons, some overpriced cartoon JPEG. And you want my name attached to it because people know I'm the top G trigger dog to add value because without me, you don't have any value because it's bullshit.
Think I'm fucking dumb? And you want me to sit there and waste a minute of my life listening to you? Fuck no.
There are channels and procedures. There is a white path you must walk.
Very much like Kill Bill.
where she has to go all the way up the stairs and walk the path to reach the master. You want to reach the master, you join HU.
You follow the procedure, you get rich, you make some money, you join the war room. Once you're in the war room, you begin to walk the white path. And if you get far enough up the white path, you will one day be sitting at a table with me.
then you can talk to me. And hopefully by the time you've gotten there, you've learned enough on the way to no longer talk shit.
That's how you do it. You do not come in my fucking chat.
and say, "Hi, can I just talk to you for free? I got an idea!"
You think I need your ideas?
I don't need your ideas. There's nothing you could possibly contemplate. I have not already considered.
To a depth you couldn't fathom.
10 years of your computation is less than a second of mine. You're stupid.
So I don't care what you think you thought of, because it's probably dumb.
Idiot. Find that guy and ban him.
Fucking pussy.
Right, T?
That's right.
Next Super Chat.
Share on the Transfiguration video.
yes, we're going to do the show on the transfer generation. That is going to happen.
Hey, Top G Lord Cobra. I'm a bit of an off-topic question, but I'm an amateur boxer.
Do you have any tips for making weight?
Bro, making weights the worst thing about fighting. I'm not even going to answer that question because it's geeky, but it's bullshit. Don't eat.
Next.
I'm joining the Marines in the USA. What do you think? I think you're a fool. You're a fool.
They're going to go die for what?
Biden.
I'm trying to protect American freedom.
Yeah, you're going to protect the freedom of those people in Nebraska by going over to Yemen and bombing some 13-year-old farmers. Great job.
Stupid. You ain't protecting nothing but profits for companies that don't care about you. They'll force you to take injections, which you don't even want.
You're a fool to defend any of these globalist systems. You should only protect yourself and your boys.
She'll be in the war room.
That's what you should be doing. Fighting for the war room. At least you get rich. I fought for myself, became a world champion, got some money. Why are you going to fight for America? You're not going to get any money. Get your leg blown off.
Walk around one leg, Mr. Limpy.
Saying, well, at least I served my country and I'm proud. And you're Mr. Limpy G for what? For Biden? He doesn't care about you.
Don't be stupid.
Don't be dumb.
Limpathon, limp your ass out of my chat.
Next.
Thank you.
Is that all the super chats? I think it's all super chats for now.
We're almost there. 1.9.
You don't want to be a legless wagey working in fucking Wendy's.
Well, I hope you don't want fries because if you want fries, I have to hop over there. Come on, bro. You ain't getting no you ever seen a man with pussy hopping?
You ever see a man with like a hot chick on the street and he's like,
Thank you.
For who?
Kamala?
Pshh.
I wouldn't piss on Kamala if she was on fire.
$50.
Took two of your ideas from the courses, combined them into one 30,000 investment layer, the software is ready.
Boom. Congratulations.
That's how easy it is to make money, my friend.
I'll make things happen.
Right, because we're almost at 2,000, I need to prepare the stage for...
Jada, sorry, Tristan, I know you've been contributing a lot to this show.
but I'm going to have to move you out the way because that's Jada's mic. Is that okay?
Is that okay?
I don't know if you got upset or nothing.
All right.
We're going to move Tristan out the way.
I'm going to put Jada on the show because any minute now we're going to have 2k likes like I'll talk Jada.
Thank you.
.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Let me welcome Jada to the studio.
Thank you.
Okay, Jada.
How do you?
Dusty old...
Thank you.
Yeah, no one likes you.
Nobody likes your ass, but...
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hey, bitch.
Hey Jada, welcome to the show. Welcome to the Tate speech emergency meeting episode seven.
I'm going to start by asking you where the fuck your hair is.
Don't look at me like that. Where's your fucking hair?
Look at the camera.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Will Smith took all my hair. Will Smith made me lose my hair. It's not Will's fault.
Your fault.
I shave my head. I could have hair. I deliberately try and have no hair.
Why you ain't going here? You're a chick.
Nothing to say.
Thought so.
That ain't Will's fault.
The whole world dislikes you, Jada.
Even like the normies.
Fair enough to people outside the matrix like me, we understand who the good guys and the bad guys are. But when the normies know you're the bad guy,
You're really messing up. Nobody likes you.
What do you have to say for yourself, Jada?
Sit in silence around the boss. See how she only runs her mouth to Will. Doesn't run her mouth to me. Say something to me.
Why you naked, Jada?
It ain't August.
Fucking April.
I ain't sleeping with you, Jada, no.
Why did you turn up to my studio with no clothes on and no hair?
Typical Jada Smith. Coming here on my show, flew all the way to Romania.
Try and get yourself some dick from the top G.
Jada, you're not my type because you're evil.
I don't like them kind of women. I like nice women.
I don't like evil women. You understand?
I want you to apologize to the audience for what you've been doing to our boy Will. Otherwise, I'm going to have to kick you off the show.
you will be dismissed you're just a squirrel trying to get a nut you without me is like corn flakes without the milk
Say sorry.
I'm trying to get a nut. Now get on out here. Don't touch that coat. Don't touch it, J-Daw.
- Okay.
Thank you.
You're dismissed!
Problem solved. Will, you're now free. See how I can fix shit? I'm a boss. Mr. Producer. There ain't nothing I can't do. Never fucking doubt me.
I'm the big G.
Music.
Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids.
Can't believe Jada turned up here naked trying to touch my coat. You can't touch my coat.
We've talked about this.
Can't touch my coat. That's Jada Smith. Who else do you want on the show?
There's no one I can't get on this show. This is the number one podcast in the world. There's no one I can't get on my show whenever I want.
Anyone.
Thank you.
I'm that guy.
Thank you.
Right.
Onto some serious business.
The business of the week.
There was someone who I wanted to make G of the week.
but I can't remember off the top of my head.
One second, we got some super chats. I'm going to try and reply to the super chats because I actually do appreciate the super chats because all of this goes in the Joe Exotic Fund.
So see what we have here.
My 65 year old friend, Mike calls her camel toe Harris. It's pretty funny.
Took two of your ideas, made some money. We've already talked about that.
Off topic question boom boom boom next super chat.
computer simulation ran by the elites.
Thank you.
*sigh*
Thank you.
I would not say we live inside of a computer simulation, but you do live inside of the Matrix. Most of you are slaves. If you watch the Matrix movie, you will understand that people are used for their body heat. But that's not what you're actually being used for. Used for your ideas and your labor.
Your ideas and your labor are monopolized and they're used against you. No matter what you think of or how hard you work, you will remain a slave until you find a way outside of the matrix. You must have your mind freed. You must find somebody who's clearly outside the matrix, who has returned to the matrix to broadcast a message to you, perhaps on YouTube, who is saying that he knows the way out. And when he offers you a red pill, you have to take it.
The problem with most of you is that I am sitting here
With my sunglasses, bald head, millions of dollars, nearly unmatched fighting skills. I am Morpheus and I'm telling you the red pill is the war room and you still don't take the red pill. How can I save you if you will not take the pill?
You know what you need to do.
Some minds are not yet ready to be freed.
Should I sleep with my ex-girlfriend's best friend?
Thank you.
We're getting a lot of super chats now.
should you sleep with your ex-girlfriend's best friend? Fuck yeah. Wait, wait, wait. Why is there catch up?
This is a conspiracy.
Thank you.
Why is there ketchup? You see ketchup on the side of my can.
Who did this?
Who did this? No, guys, I ain't joking.
Someone's put ketchup on the side of my water bottle.
My can of water, there's ketchup on it. So when it was put in the fridge, someone didn't tie the fucking ketchup up. I'm a multimillionaire. I have a lot of staff. A lot of people work for me. Someone was lazy. I cannot stand it.
Because laziness in one sphere is laziness in every sphere. You cannot only do some things professionally. You do everything professionally or nothing professionally. And I am a professional.
Someone's getting fired.
I'm making a phone call right now.
fucking fine up or catch up on my water, motherfuckers. Think I'm going to pay your fucking way, you little fucking wages. Bunch of fucking wages asking me questions. Oh, hi, where's my wages?
Wade, you can't even fucking put the water in the fridge.
Thank you.
Call my staff manager, find out what the fuck.
Can you hear me?
Yeah.
Someone's put ketchup on my water can.
Okay.
What do you mean fucking so?
This needs fixing instantly. I don't want, I don't buy cans of water to be put in the fridge to be covered in fucking ketchup. I put them in there to drink.
Think I'm fucking rich or something? Water's expensive. Get all the staff together tomorrow morning, emergency meeting,
Bring them all to the war room, all nine of them. We're going to find out who the fuck puts the water in the fridge if someone's losing their fucking job.
Yeah, maybe we'll have to kill him.
Exactly. We will fucking fix it. Meeting tomorrow morning.
Thank you.
Fucking unbelievable.
Fucking unbelievable.
Anyway.
Next Super Chat.
What do I think about monogamy?
Does this look like a monogamous coat to you?
You see a man in this coat, is he monogamous?
Talk about you about monogamy.
Thank you.
Girl I like doesn't like me sleeping and being with other women.
Oh my gosh. Girls don't like lots of things.
Girls don't like anything that's realistic about the world.
Girls don't like conservatism or
values or religion. What are they? What are girls like? Cardi B.
Who cares what she likes? She's not allowed to like things. Her opinions are invalid. She's a female. She's barely sentient. She can't think for herself.
You're supposed to think for her. You're supposed to come along and say, look, you've been thinking thoughts all your life and all it's ended up getting you is to my bed naked.
When they think for themselves, they end up like, Jada, no. You have to say, no, I'm thinking for you, and I have decided it's good for you if I fuck that bitch.
Duh!
What's wrong with you people? Man, you need to buy a mink coat. You probably can't because you're a wagey.
I don't have $17,000 for a couch.
Gay. So gay.
Almost done with the super chats.
Can I replace the ketchup wagey? All right.
The catch-up wage is getting fired.
I'm going to fire them live with, I'm going to film it. I'm going to put it on tape speech.
and I'm going to replace them.
So anybody who's interested in,
and taking the place of Ketchup Weiji.
You need to message, I'm serious now. You'll have to move to Romania.
Live here.
and take their job.
Message to EM live chat on Telegram, catch up, Wagey.
I'm serious now. Someone's losing their job over this. This is fucking unacceptable.
At my level of wealth, I shouldn't have to tolerate this kind of fucking amateur hour bullshit.
Someone's replacing ketchup, Wade.
I've lost my mouse. Here we are.
Shout out to my boy in Detroit.
Shout out to the top G, respect.
Terry Heft got 3.5 inch thing.
Am I never going to have a good relationship with women?
Man, I don't really want to talk about how small your dick is.
You're probably one of those dudes who walks down the street and everyone just looks at him and goes, yeah, small dick.
That's probably who you are. I hope you get really insecure next time you're out in public, like walking down the street and you see someone look at you a little bit. And you're like, oh, why are they looking at me? Oh, it must just be normal passing traffic. No, everybody knows.
Everyone knows.
Terry.
They all know. Every girl you meet, when you go talk to a girl in a club and you go, hi, my name's Terry. She knows.
They all know.
I hope you become very insecure because you fucking should be. Everybody who's ever glanced at your pathetic, miserable face has known that you have a fucking minuscule penis, and they will for the rest of your life.
How does that make you feel?
Fuck up.
Ahem.
Right.
Thank you.
Now,
How long we've been broadcasting for? These are things Tristan normally does. I don't know these things. Tristan ain't here. I had to throw Tristan off the show. Literally throw.
because he wasn't doing his jobs.
Thank you.
Bring the Bugatti. Wait, okay. The chat's full of shit. So I'm going to cut the chat off. I'm going to talk about who the G's of the week are.
you
Thank you.
Thank you.
So,
I follow R.N. Juice Jones.
You ain't even verified. You should follow him and you should let him know.
that we haven't forgotten.
that these
that Jada's not allowed to touch.
The coat.
Let him know. Comment on his pictures.
He needs the support.
He's one of the OGs.
The last players. Imagine being famous back in them days.
Like even a minor, a little bit famous. And you're like out in like Chicago and you walk in like, is that juice? Is that juice? It would have been fucking pussy. No, no, no fucking bullshit. Me too claims. No, you ain't your wife ain't going to find out she's at home somewhere.
Man, you would have been macking.
the good old days.
Don't forget about juice. So let's give you some support.
Follow him on Instagram.
Tricks are for kids, silly rabbit.
juices to og
Right. I'm going to answer a few more questions. And then I had things I wanted to talk about on this show, but I might save them for when Tristan's back because Tristan's just messaged me now. You know what's happened.
I can see it here on my Telegram. Tristan's like, well, I can come now if you want.
Do we want Tristan to come on the show? Press one for yes and two for no.
Do we want Tristan? I already threw him off once. Do we want him back?
One for yes, two for no.
Bye.
Seems Tristan is wanted.
Hmm.
Take this off. Mink coats are pretty...
Fucking hot, it seems.
I was fucking in this thing I was all sweaty and shit
Fucking that bitch.
You were holding hands and I'll never be the same. I don't think I need to even say words that make sense. And this show is still good. I can just say words.
I can just talk about the time I rode a bicycle. I was riding his bike.
through the forest.
Saw this bitch.
NFTs.
So I got my bike.
I don't that bike. That's a little shitty old bike. That's an old bike. So listen,
This is old bike. It's made of iron. It's not made of that aluminum crap. It's made of iron because it has to be strong. Carry my massive balls. Get the fuck on the bike. I ain't Terry with my 3.5.
I'm Tate.
about 10.5.
You know about me. You heard about me on the streets.
She goes, okay. And she gets on. And she tries to put her arms around me. And I had to say,
Right. Don't touch my coat, bitch.
Where's Tristan?
Let me call Tristan.
you were holding hands trying to get a nut now get on out here don't touch that coat
All right, let me call tea.
Let me call team.
Let me call Tristan.
Let me call Tristan.
you were holding in trying to get a nut now get on out here don't touch that coat
you
So he just canceled my call and said, fuck off.
See what I try and get him on the show.
Look how he talks to his older brother. Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
All because of my song. All because of my song.
It's just jealous.
You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to put the ketchup water on his table. If he drinks some, we can all laugh at him. If he drinks some ketchup water, then we have to make fun of him forever.
All right, guys, let me open it. Otherwise he might notice the ketchup when he grabs the can.
I'll put it here right in front of his mic and I'll move the other cans out the way.
So if he drinks that ketchup water, then we'll never let him forget it.
He'll be like, oh, I'm rich. I have a Bugatti. But like, yeah, but you drank ketchup water. So what are you going to do about that? You can't go back in time. You drank ketchup water. You might have a Bugatti, but you drank ketchup water and everyone saw you. So we can make, like he'd never be able to recover from that financially.
So as soon as he takes a sip of this,
I'm going to play the theme song.
And we're all going to know.
what he did.
I'll call him again.
The ultimate trap.
You were holding hands and now
Never be the same.
He's scared of the ketchup whore. He's scared of the ketchup whore.
He's scared. He knows what's going to happen. He knows I'm going to get him. He'll never recover.
He'll never financially recover from what's going to happen to him.
He knows it.
That's why he's ignoring my calls, but he'll come eventually.
There's no escape.
I'm 15 moves ahead. He's right on the top G. Triggered on.
Anyone who wants to replace the ketchup wage, don't forget to message at EM live chat and telegram. Ketchup wage is getting fired.
Fired. Fuck you. Catch up on my fucking law. Pussy.
Right.
Mm-hmm.
Mm -hmm.
Mmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm.
Mmm -hmm -hmm -hmm -hmm.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
you
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
We tell you all a secret about smoking.
smoking's not cool
when you're fat and out of shape.
When you see some fat guy who's out of shape and he's smoking, you're like, yeah, duh. But when you look like a fucking gladiator and then you smoke, it's cool.
It's like the juxtaposition.
You understand? Like if I walk into like a Bitcoin conference, I'm cool because I'm a G. G and Bitcoin is cool. Nerd and Bitcoin is not cool.
Gladiator and smoking is cool. Smoking and fat guy is not cool.
You need the juxtapositions.
So I make this shit look cool.
Because you want to look at me, you know I'll fuck you up.
Ask Jada.
Grabbing her ball that...
I don't think you guys have even seen what's happened to Jada. As top producer, I'm going to have to show you a different angle to know what happened to Jada.
Headless.
Thank you.
No more alopecia claims.
You ain't crying about alopecia anymore.
Are you, Jada?
No.
You are not.
Christina, keep moving that cam steady.
Talk to Jay.
Think I won't spend $100,000 on a podcast studio and wreck it? I don't care. What's 100 grand to a G like me? Nothing. I'll build another one. I'll smash up every camera in this fucking place. I do what I want. I'm the Mr. Producer. I don't give a fuck. Jade, I'll use your headless body to smash up my own cameras.
Hit Christina's steady ass hands.
Still fucking...
Praying for a night with the G. Triggered Dawn.
Thank you.
Do whatever the fuck I want.
Tristan has five minutes to come here.
and drink the ketchup borer and get tricked.
Otherwise, I'm going to take the show on the road.
Wait, I hear the door.
Hear the door? It's either my enemies or tea.
Thank you.
Tristan! You can't do the show without me.
Welcome to the show.
We were just talking about you. So you can't do the show without you. Hey, come on in. I got some hot chocolate on the stove for you.
Shut up.
so the viewers acknowledge that you need me to make the show good
Now that you're here, we need headphones.
So you're kind of cramping our style.
Who's our?
The mannequin is not me. No, the mannequin was Jada Smith.
You missed it.
Why would I refuse to do the show and then watch it?
Why would I watch the show?
The air is really dry in here. I don't know why.
whatever we're sure on this looks like a gay porno.
Listen, I'm a producer. I know what the fuck I want. Tell me to fucking put a shirt on the G.
Thank you.
Welcome to my show.
I can't read the chat like usual. Welcome to my show. It is my show. So let's start it again. Now that Tristan's finally turned up, Mr. Not Dedicated to the fucking cause.
Music.
So T, let's get Private Jet to Reykjavik.
We're doing that already, aren't we? Exactly.
Let's go Reykjavik. Let's go Iceland. I'm not going this week. No, no, let's go this week. Let's go tomorrow. Let's go now. Let's order the jet now. Put it all on our Instagram stories now.
They can follow us as we leave this studio, get on the private jet, go Reykjavik.
Go find some snow hose.
some snow there
listen you meet a hoe in Iceland she's not going to be a fucking fire hoe is she
She might be a volcano.
Not bad. Not bad.
Probably a snow-ho, though. See, I bring all the wit and talent to this show. Let's go to Recky, man.
I will think about going to Reykjavik.
I'll think about going to record.
Here?
Thank you.
So your cigar keeps going out. So you can't keep your cigar lit.
I can't keep my cigar late because I have to keep drinking water because it's too dry in here. The air is too dry.
The air's too dry.
You don't think the air is dry? Guys, there's nothing wrong with the air in here. He's just making things up. You're not thirsty at all.
0%. You're lying.
Thank you.
The air is not dry. Do you know why?
we always fly on private jets should i insult the romanian people right now are you thirsty do you want some whiskey
Don't challenge me to a whiskey off. I'm just asking if you want some whiskey. The show will end badly. You look thirsty to me. I'm just saying you look thirsty. No, the air isn't dry. I'm not a weirdo.
So speaking of weirdos, here's why we always fly private, especially when we're flying out for Mania.
And I'm going to tell all of you Romanian people at home,
to have a word with your uncles and your granddads and to stop doing this shit.
There is no time you ever fly out of Romania.
And have a nice, smooth experience through the airport. Do you know why? Because there's always some old man or old woman arguing with security or customs because he has a suitcase full of fucking onions and potatoes. And I saw a dude. I saw an old man last time I flew commercial.
I was standing at the security gate.
in Bucharest airport and this old man had a pot of soup.
that had been wrapped up in cling film,
And he was arguing with the security guy about his pot of soup and how much he needed his pot of soup on the plane. Bro, my G, there's soup wherever you're flying.
When you go to England and Germany, there's onions and soup there. Why do Romanians always do this? Can someone Romanian please answer the question?
Why is there always five to ten people on every Romanian flight trying to fly with fucking vegetables? Wait, people are telling me my mic's off. Is my mic off? My mic shouldn't be off.
My mic should be fine.
Check if- is my mic on? How is the blood clot you talk about?
How's my mic off? They're lying.
They are lying. They're trying to like...
mess with my
Chi. My chi, exactly. They're trying to mess with my chi. My mic's fine.
pussies. Andrew's mic is off. They're trying to mess with my chi. Can't mess with my chi. So listen, people of Romania, tell your uncles and your granddads not to, like, bring vegetables and shit.
to security and just to fly with like normal luggage
Jada came on the show and she was naked and bald.
I mean, it does look a bit like Jane. I could see her. She was naked and bald, bro. Well, I got to go on my show naked, trying to get some Ds.
Put her there.
Put Jada down.
Jada.
I'm trying to get a nut. Now get on out here. Don't touch that coat.
I'm not entirely sure about my producing. I'm not going to admit. Keep my wife's name out of your goddamn mouth.
Oh, you don't want to swear on this show.
Because I've been doing a lot of that.
Don't worry about that, my friend.
If swearing was a problem, we would have been banned a long time ago. We're going to get banned eventually. Have you threatened anyone yet?
Have I threatened anyone? I don't think I've threatened anyone yet. Let me go through the super chats and find someone to threaten. One second.
You were holding hands. I'll find someone to threaten. One second.
how do you raise a son without all the liberal nonsense you join the war room there's a specific room called our young kings and we talk about how to raise children inside of there and we make sure our children associate with each other because they need a strong network of other men around them who
Are there children around them who are being raised by men who understand the world? Next question. I took two of you. Yeah, you said that already.
Oh, that's it. We haven't got anyone. I ain't got anyone to threaten. Who should I threaten?
So there's no super chats worth threatening. Wish I'd threaten.
Am I allowed to point this at Jada?
on the camera i probably why probably not some sort of hate crime listen our man joe exact that didn't go down well for him that that's what buried him all of his uh
his mannequin shooting, pointing guns to the head of his Carroll basket mannequin. He invented this technique, actually. It is pretty good. You're right.
Cheers. On the air.
Thank you.
I don't want this. The air is not dry. I'll take some of that Red Bull.
This is better than Red Bull, bro. Pass me the Red Bull.
You don't want a sip of water. You don't want a single sip of water. No, I don't drink water anymore.
I quit.
Who Super Chat is at?
I can't see. I'm supposed to have my...
interface here oh yeah i'm supposed to i'm supposed to be doing my job but i didn't come to the show well fucking duh this show isn't our fucking job
How is this our job?
You guys being world champion kickboxers, what do you think about having sex before a big fight? My gym is always debated about this. Let me tell you something. I was fucking pussy to the up. That's all I did. Yeah, I had sex about half an hour ago. That's all I do. About a day before the fight, I might stop, but the whole way up, I was mashing. Don't worry about that. That's bullshit.
Yeah, it's gay.
So you don't want a single slip of war?
No, I don't drink water anymore. I quit. I think you should have a little bit of water. I quit. I'm worried about you. You look dehydrated. The air is dry.
You look dehydrated.
here just just in case it just to be safe have some you don't want any water
T, have some water. I quit water.
Why would you quit water?
Mmm, it's good. I quit watering food. You don't want any? You don't want any?
Don't you are?
Did you spike it? No, I'm not spiking. Why would I spike water? I don't know. You just cheers me with this can, and it's already open, and now you're asking me to drink it. What did you do to it? Nothing.
I promise, I swear on our brotherhood, the contents inside of that can have not been tampered with in any way. The contents inside of that can are pure.
That is just water. That's all it is. It's water. There's no fucking tricks. There's water in a can. That's it.
Why do you want it?
I don't trust you. Why would you trust me? This is some kind of internet setup. It's not.
Have a little bit of war.
You look thirsty. I'm just saying you look thirsty.
You made a joke about...
thirsty-ness before I came on. This show is not about jokes. This is a very serious news broadcast. We don't make jokes on this show.
So you admit you can't do the show without me.
I'm just saying you look thirsty. I'm not saying I'm just saying you should probably drink some more.
That's not a real thing.
I don't want this ugly bitch on the track. Trying to get a nut. Now get on out here. Damn. Don't touch that coat. So we gotta wreck your vicar dog, because it's time. Listen, you need to drink some water.
Just have a sip of water. I will. Have some fucking water. Leave the show. You need water, bruv. You can't come in here and just be dehydrated on my fucking show. Before I drink. It's not your show. It's my show. You're going to come here, either drink the water or get your fucking dehydrated ass off my fucking show.
Thank you.
Because I ain't letting you sit here dehydrated as fuck, wasting everyone's time.
One sip of water, put the can right in front of you, you can't have a fucking sip of water.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It's fine.
Thank you.
It's no problem.
We'll get him next time.
We'll game.
Music.