Transcript
Oh, yeah, you know what? You only got one life.
You don't want to do it now, but I'm not a beast.
Let's just do a little bit of work. Let's just go sit down at the battle stations. Remember those computers involved. And when I said finding the most
expensive computer.
that Apple make, the ones they use to modify Hollywood movies,
It costs $75,000 each.
You don't remember that? Yep.
Oh. Oh, the police took our computers.
Duh, and all our phones.
and our iPads and our laptops.
It's fine.
Let's go to the emergency room. Let's talk about the emergency room. Let's talk about the fact that the police
Thank you.
came to me.
The top G, Trigger Dawn.
and apologized were sorry. First words they said to me were sorry.
People online are like, why didn't they rough you up? Why didn't they tackle you to the ground?
Because you don't understand respect. The police know me. They didn't want to come here.
They're like, "Bro, sorry G."
We know you're the top G, but we have to right now.
in fucking Belarus somewhere.
top level ukrainians and top level level russians are sitting talking
very cordy they're like politely smiling shaking hands
The peasants at the bottom are getting roughed up and blown up, right? But at the top, people are always friends, even if they're on enemy sides. You don't understand. The generals in war have always been friends. World War II, when the Russians generals sat down with the German generals to negotiate surrender, they all had dinner.
So if you're like, "Oh, the police come in and rough me up," because you're a low-level peasant. When the police come into my house, they wipe their shoes and they apologize.
They took my computers, unfortunately.
Sorry Top G, had to take computers.
It's fine.
Doesn't matter.
I'm innocent anyway.
As we all fucking know.
Man of God. Do the emergency meeting.
Luke's first ever appearance on the emergency. Ah! Hoo! Ha ha! Maximum trickle damage! I will take your wife! Hoo! Ha ha ha ha! I'm the producer, bro! Talk cheap! I'm one of God's favorites! I exist as a beacon of light in a dark world! Ha ha ha ha! Ready? True. I think it's my first time in here.
Hello.
This is literally my first time in here. It's your first one ever. I've never ever been here. You've never been here? No, never.
Ah, the police took the emergency meeting of the pewter.
They took all the cameras. Christina won't have anything to steady move in. Steady cams moving. But Scott Adams wife steady with the camera. Excellent. Sorry she's done. I said to her you've done so well. A nice steady hand job. If she gets upset and doesn't do her job I can switch it to steady that time. Scott Adams wife.
disappointing. So I think I want to clear a few things up because there's some bullshit on the internet about why the police raided my house. So I'm going to clear it up, an official statement.
here from the gutted out emergency meeting podcast.
Basically, what happened is...
Stupid.
as we all know. Am I allowed to say that on YouTube? Well, it's fucking true. Some whoopee...
was chilling with tea. They made love. And then Tristan stopped replying to her texts. Why?
because it's Tristan fucking 10.
So he stopped replying.
The fucker.
She's from, I don't know where she's from, some other country. I don't know where she's from. She's not Romanian.
Thank you.
And after they slept together, he ignored her one day. "Hey, let's go out for dinner." Ignored her, ignored her, ignored her. Kept ignoring her.
Then turns out she has a boyfriend.
So the boyfriend found out she was with Tristan.
So now she's in a hard situation, right? Because she doesn't want to admit to her boyfriend she's been cheating with the guy who now ignores her completely.
So she says, oh yeah, but I was with him, but I didn't want to be. I was at their house and I couldn't leave.
like she was kidnapped. Even though all of our CCTV, which the police now have,
prove that she came by Uber and left by Uber, and there's text messages of her begging to come back, and Tristan wouldn't let her.
So then her boyfriend calls the embassy and calls the police.
from France or whatever country she's from. And they instigate this high-level fucking police SWAT raid for kidnapping.
And they come into my house, sorry, Tate, sorry, we're sorry, it's from the embassy. Because if it was actually Romanian stuff, the police wouldn't even come.
If you're a Romanian, call the Romanian police. They'd be like...
We ain't going to the top G's house, he ain't kidnapping bitches, he's kicking them out. No way. They know me. But because it's from an embassy, because the French embassy, blah blah, international incident.
Blah, blah, blah. So the police come here, have to take all my things.
This is two days after the event.
I'm about to get all my electronics back already.
Because they know I didn't fucking do anything. The girls broke down crying admitting she made it up.
Mm-hmm.
Whoopies. Stupid whoopies. So what's the lesson of the day? The lesson of the day is that the police treat me with respect because I treat them with respect. Listen, I may be a gangster and they may be the police, but if they're the top level police and I'm the top level G, I'm the top level G.
We're friends.
Just like the top-level generals in war on enemy sides, they're still friends. So if the police are ever going to rough you up, it's because you're a low-level player. They come into my house with respect. No one put their hands on me.
Do you know why no one put their hands on me, Luke?
Because you can't touch that coat.
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Yeah.