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- So Mexico and Canada
are growing a backbone and they're going to teach the USA a lesson.
Because Trump's just put tariffs on him.
You know, it's so funny.
when I see the Canadians pontificate.
You see,
Justin Trudeau.
The biggest gay in Canada.
And that's a statement.
I've spoken to the Canadian premiers and
We've decided to...
Nobody on the planet gives a fuck what a Canadian Premier decides.
I can't think of anybody I care less about.
Andrew, did you hear what the Canadian Premier...
Boring!
Don't care and now I
The biggest gay in Canada.
"The gayest man in the snow is on the phone to the only Jew in Mexico
complaining about Trump.
You know what this reminds me of? This is going to go over a lot of your heads.
But the real G's are going to get it.
You know when you cheat on your girl?
And the two girls find out?
and they think somehow they can get back at you by becoming besties?
You ever been there? And you're sitting there looking at them in the club, and they're like doing Instagram stories, and you're just like,
What the fuck are you two girls doing? Like, what are you doing?
This doesn't unfuck you. Becoming friends does not unfuck either of you.
Why are you doing this?
and they dance around together to prove how much they don't need you.
They're in the club like, "Yeah, yeah!" hugging.
We don't miss you! We don't miss you! We don't miss you anymore! We don't miss you anymore!
And any man who's been in that situation knows how it ends.
They're all tough guy when they're together talking about how much they don't need you. But when they get in bed alone at night.
They both text you on the sly.
You know? Hoping you don't tell their new bestie.
And guess what happens after a few days?
You end up fucking them both.
Again, and that's exactly what's gonna happen with Canada Mexico in America. I
They're going to fucking me up.
Trudeau and fucking Scheider Klatterbaum from Israel are gonna meet up and they're gonna talk about how much they don't need America while secretly on the side both begging America to please take the tariffs off.
It's funny now because the media,
is reporting.
that these people are talking,
because they're trying to damage Trump somehow. I guess they're trying to scare us. Have you ever heard the media and history before this scenario
Talk about the fact that Canada
is in touch with Mexico. Have you ever heard the media say, "The leader of Canada is called the leader of Mexico today," because
Because I fucking haven't.
Do you know why? 'Cause nobody cares.
Nobody cares if they talk.
So I don't know why they're doing it. Hello, let me make it clear, to the only Jewish woman in Mexico,
You can't get your fucking tacos.
to Winnipeg without it going through America, and to Trudeau, the snow gay. I'm sure there's a huge market for maple syrup.
and pirouhanna
But you ain't getting in there without going to America. So both of you need America.
So instead of meeting up and trying to be tough guy,
like the two girls who got cheated on, and embarrassing yourselves with this media parade.
What you should do is instantly capitulate.
That's what you should do. You should say, "We're sorry, sir!"
We're sorry. We know our countries suck.
And we're sorry. We know our country is cartel ridden.
And we know we need you, America. Or the inverse, we know our country's full of snow gays.
And we're really sorry. You know what's actually funny about all of this? The Canadians were acting tough.
On Twitter.
Can't believe America put a tariff in it. Can't believe America taxed Canadians.
Do you know who's taxed Canadians the most?
Canada! Your own fucking people tax you into the ground! You have a 20% carbon tax,
You get taxed to piss.
You get taxed every time you fuck a dude, which is why you're all broke.
It's a fucking tax fest so they can afford all the immigrants who don't work.
So I don't know why you're complaining about American tax in Canada, when your own people have taxed you into oblivion anyway.
And now Canadians are gonna complain to Trump?
The only guy trying to restore honor and dignity to the Western Hemisphere, which by extension drags you snow fags up with us?
and you're fucking moaning, you should moan at Trudeau, who locked you in your fucking house.
stole all your wealth, wrecked your economy,
Why don't you mow to that faggot?
Absolutely unbelievable. Trump is a boss.
Okay? And these two little girls,
In fact, I really would argue on a separate tape speech, I might do it, that Trudeau is more of a woman than most female leaders. I'm going to do a whole breakdown on that.
He's definitely more of a woman than Bridget McCraw.
- Thank you.
These two girls are fucking running around doing their little stories trying to show Trump. And I know exactly how Trump feels.
He feels the same way I felt when those two girls I fucked went to the club together and tried to have a great time.
And you just sit there like, bro,
This bitch is dumb as fuck.
Dumb as fuck.
We'll see you next time.