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I fucking go. I called a trap.
Let's go! I am not missing this. Dean is Bugatti on the track. We have our... How can it go wrong? And I don't want to crash my car.
I'm not even trying to float foots off the gas.
Bye.
*Mario's Outro*
We need to go to Morocco. Why? Europe's freezing. And you can't drive here.
You can go. I don't want to see the new body.
because they're too nice to me.
I don't want to break all the traffic laws. I understand what you do.
You're scared of jail.
I must get a job, I'll tell you now.
So we need to go to Morocco. We need to ship our cars to Morocco, take the boat to Casablanca and drive around.
- Her cosplay is literally the worst place in Morocco. - Of course, try me, take care.
How long will we survive the spaghetti and Morocco?
How big is your security budget for that trip, brother?
You don't have to go to Morocco.
That doesn't make sense.
We do need some driving though. We really need some driving.
No suggestions.
It's a track, but the problem is I think it would be extremely irresponsible and immature to take our $5.2 million per game.
Agreed.
Yeah, I agree with that.
borderline ridiculous.
What the fuck is wrong with you three? What are you, crybabies?
Thank you.
You don't race in Bugatti on track. I've never seen a Bugatti on track on video. I've barely ever seen it.
You don't.
- Fucking go. - Call the track.
*laughs* Let's go! *laughs* I think we're about to. You can't Luke. I fucking can't. Get race, we got 80.
Yeah.
Get Luke.
We got a lot of people.
Crashers, just buy a new one.
Oh.
You can't just buy...
There's only 60, isn't there?
Exactly.
Do you have more to buy?
- Shut up. - Stop, dude.
*crickets*
*Gunshot*
Thank you.
*Mario grunts*
Where are the losers? Where are they? Do you know? No. Fastest already. You said you're gonna
They show up.
I am not missing this. Tate has Bugatti on the track.
How can it go wrong? It can't possibly go wrong. I mean last time we almost died and the JBLJs were falling there. This time more safety. Inshallah.
Where's the ambulance? Getty on the track. It doesn't make sense. I assume the getty's on the track but not pushed before. So you just drive a car where I rode. The problem is when you're in one of them everyone expects you to win so easy right? You have to try. You have to try. I can't get overtaken. So I pretty much have to push it. So let's hope I don't need to buy another one.
If I do, I've got rich friends, so it's fine. Yeah, exactly. That's a good deal. If we crash you by the next, we got it. Thanks, very nice.
It's on video so you have to now. Yeah, exactly. It's the 765, I'm excited. I think that's the nice battle.
and that's going to be a part of being a substance.
I'd love to give it a shot as well.
- See you guys.
- What you doing, Ed?
What are you signing?
You're like a two-way.
I'm only driving a Ferrari.
So I'm okay.
So, are you gonna beat Tate and his Bugatti? Is it a race? I was gonna drive at the speed limits, 20 kilometers an hour.
So Tate, are you gonna nail this track?
To be honest with you, I have no idea. I've never driven on this track, and I don't want to crash my car. So, we're gonna see how it goes.
So there is going to be one media guy in Luke's car. So that will be the lead car because it's a slow lap.
and then all of you guys will be following Luke
So you pick Luke.
Slow lab, right?
You're getting dissed by the cameraman.
Love you, Flux.
I'm so glad you're here.
Smoke them all.
Phone call!
You've got a Foss God, right?
Those are mines.
- It's too hard. - Nah, nah, fuck it.
What's the worst that can happen?
- All right.
Exactly.
I put so much time in the first time I got back. He said you're slow. He said you're slow. No, he did, didn't he? Yeah, speak your lesson. If he crushes it, I'll speak your lesson.
Luke doesn't have any
He has one watch now, which he isn't even wearing. Yeah, we will fix the mirror. Where's the watch, Luke?
I didn't wear one before.
Do you actually have no one to do?
It was given a nice new Rolex and it's in his pouch. You carry it with me.
Put it on your wrist.
No, it's fun here.
I drive it.
doing sports
Take your watch off your door.
Logical?
Is that real? I don't think it's real. Do drivers wear Johnny Diamond watches? I do.
He's a dresser, so I guess I do.
I'm going to watch them.
If you guys wanted to play it right, you'd be wearing a Daytona. Need watch for motorsport.
That's true.
days
It's not nautical, it's an artist.
I got out of the pool.
He could wear a diver's watch. Not for the same reasons. Luke, be here. Put your watch on. He's the only one that watch.
It's my luck.
Of course.
Definitely, thank you.
anything that makes me
WHERE I WATCHED.
Andrew made me go all the way to fix his
- I did the watch from yesterday, the link. - Yeah, yeah, I do. - For the airport. - That is kind of rude, just have someone fix
so it fits, then put it in your pouch. - They had me fucking buying.
I didn't have you buy it, you bought it!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha.
It's a great way to incentivize more gifts. - So who's gonna be faster, you or Shihab? - Shihab, I got gloves, bro.
I'm definitely gonna win. - You're gonna win. - Oh, Shihab's got stripes. Oh, hang on, I got stripes and gloves. Ah, gotcha, there we go, I win.
We'll be right back.
This is the reality we live in now, yeah? Yeah. Nothing to do. We've got everything to do. We're sitting playing pool and we say, let's go track our cars, get a media team like this. It's basically go-karts though. Isn't it? Alright. Is it really that different to doing go-karts? Money-wise, impact-wise, I see what you mean. Yeah, think about it. I used to go do go-karts for £100 when I had £150 in my bank. This is cheaper. Oh, imperative.
Taking the Bugatti on track is cheaper than you guys. Even if I smashed it up. Yeah. I like it. See? There you go. It's just go-karts.
New reality, bro.
- Bouguetti go-karts. - Hot Wheels go-karts.
Those are the three stages of life.
I like that.
slowest time
It may fall apart halfway around the track.
But that would be footage that would go more viral.
Lana versus spaghetti. Are we supposed to love it?
I mean, it has to be --
passed the inspection.
Nothing like 1970s USSR engineering.
Yeah.
Easy.
Piece of cake.
Surely somebody owns one here.
All right, new mission.
If, okay, now how about this?
Good mission.
Because if you fail,
find a lot of UAE.
I'm bringing one here, and I'll be the only man in the UAE with a line.
The only one.
- It's a few crickeys here. - The most important.
car in the elevator.
- You know, it's funny, you actually will do that too. - Oh, I know it will.
10 grand, probably 3 grand to buy it, 40 grand to fly it over.
Thank you.
Worth it.
Have any of you guys seen a lot in the bar before? No, I've never seen any.
Have you seen one?
The first time I saw it was in his videos
There I go.
Everyone in Eastern Europe knows a lot of them. They're classics.
classic cars
Alright man, Lana...
- -
If you can't find one, I'm pretty sure
Yes.
on the track
- On the channel. - Oh, yeah. - It has to be on the track for the count. - Of course, yeah. - I'll probably get out the fourth.
Ha ha.
60 kilometers an hour.
-
amazing in fourth gear you're going along it
50.
You want to overtax someone?
Slam it down to second, put your foot down.
still 50.
Just a different noise.
- I think they want.
This is going to be fun, man. I can't wait.
I'm not going to go away.
You know what, I've had it upped
for like 90 miles an hour before.
It can do 85, 90.
but it just takes
forever.
to get there. The road between, the motorway between Ployuska
- Look where I start driving.
like 85, 90
What are the brakes like?
Oh, terrible. It's consistent. Terrible. You can stop from any of these cars.
at 190 miles an hour faster than you could for that one. It was terrible.
I'm looking forward to it.
I think it's a different one. Chassis, something, no adaption driving. Okay. I mean still, maybe you're a camera car now, I don't know. They are, no, they are. Now the issue is I've fucked with that Porsche so much. I mean, it's gonna happen. They don't smash all through Europe in that way. I know it's doing it perfectly, mate. Yeah. So now, now we're gonna have. I can definitely push harder. Definitely. Now you're gonna have you versus
This is you. - Let's do, let's do, I want him to come into it as well. We need T to come back. How about we do this? Near the stream. We chill, we start from there.
Whatever, whatever. You guys go, I'll just run in. Okay, let's do it. You and me, right? You're never getting away from me. The gang is fucking distant. You catch me on the gas.
- Yeah. - He must have missed it. - He might not know. - But I will tell you this, that McLaren, in the Bugatti, I can barely catch it. I start to catch it a little bit. That car is so fast. - Yeah. - It's 85, 90% as quick as a fucking sure. - That's great. - I can't catch it. - And it can corner like a go-cut. - I can't catch it. It's like tiny bit towards the end, then you have to break. - But you just smashed past me. - Yeah, you guys, I bet. - Yeah. - But that McLaren is so fast. I'm telling you, the Bugatti doesn't feel quick actually. So quick. - Yeah. - So fast. - Please don't convince me to buy another McLaren, but...
I got enough cars man. But everything's okay, I'm just being extra careful when you start getting to the high water temperature. Yeah. No one to blow off. It's long. Yeah. But it just, it felt fine when I was chasing Tristan, but Tristan doesn't drive that hard. But. It was quick. It was quick. Yeah. It was quick. Do you know what's super interesting? I saw you three or four times lose the end. I still wasn't pushing in the A12. I was, I was concentrating, but I wasn't on the limit. This is the car, man. I swear. It's all real steering. I did. That's what we're seeing.
- Yeah, 4.5. - Cheat. Jules cheating. Jules, get in the Porsche. - 12's the best one. - Get in the Porsche and we're going to race. - Porsche has a warning here. - Porsche has like all the cheat codes, huh? - I'll take it. - F8. - So would you prefer the Ferrari or any other car? - For me, it's still the A12, man. And the NovoTek exhaust, the whole experience is more emotional. I mean, if I just wanted to win a race, it'd definitely be the 765. If I wanted to know the car was going to finish the race, it'd be the Porsche. But for the experience and the...
Just the pure enjoyment, pure driver enjoyment is the 812 all the way. And it can still hold its weight. It's not a slow car even though it's a Tourer. I can push guys in their little races as long as they're not pushing the edge. So this is the overall winner for sure, man. Easy. Easy. That's nice. So, Shia, we are going against the McLaren? Well, Jules challenged me first. I had to accept it. And then Andrew came and said, I'll smoke both of you. So...
And with that, we've decided which car sounds best.
Ooh, sounds beautiful.
It turned too soon. Too soon.
Holy! Okay, okay.
*Rainful music*
I'm going to kill you.
All right Tristan what are we doing man? Giving them a head start doing a drag race.
765, big out of your share on. Okay. First gear, I'm gonna give them a one second jump start.
countdown. Three, two, one, go. McLaren, spaghetti.
Woo! Amazing, bro. Go to that time. Right, so this stinks of burning rubber, so let's take it back.
Five million dollars. Down the drain. It's not like a steel, I think. These are carbon. These don't, I don't know if these glowed or not. I'm not sure. They might not. Carbon might not glow. Yeah.
This has no problem with brake fade, nothing. It just has a problem with the engine temperature. It goes way up. You get any warnings on this? You get warnings, yeah. After like four laps, you get a warning. But didn't the Porsche came out first? Yeah. The chassis. Something about the chassis. Shit, man. They're serious. I thought Porsche was number one. Yeah. What did you do to my car, bro? It was me. It was me. I'll do what you want to do. Who gets involved is a write-off. It's true. It's true. It's true. It's now garden art. It's in my yard. Garden art. I like that.
I sent it to the car. It was amazing. I was slow, though. It was nice. Did they fill the chassis warning or no? No. No? It's just huge. Yes. It cursed me. But, man, this car is amazing. I can't believe it.
I can't believe it, bro. This thing is just fucking thin to the ground. It's an animal. Sure. But would you get this or the coupe? You have the coupe already. I have a coupe. I would always get convertible McLarens because they're hard tops, so there's no downside. Besides six kilos.
nothing but you can't only have one McLaren yeah you need two otherwise one otherwise you're not gonna be able to drive you gotta have two because one's always broken that's why I have three just in case I have three of this car I have three 765s two spiders one coupe but because they're hard top there's basically no disadvantage to having the the six kilo weight difference that's it no nothing there's usually a convertible they're heavier but because this is carbon tub it doesn't
So it depends in Dubai if you can drive around with the top off. And Romania is beautiful in the mountains, but here it might be a bit hot. I don't know if you're going to. But if you take it to Europe, you're going to want a convertible.
I don't think Dubai is a place for convertibles. It's too hot. But I don't think the prices are going down anytime soon. There's nothing as fast as this on the road, bro. It's the fastest thing on the road. No way they'll go down. It keeps up with that. We can drag race them now. This and this. And you'll be surprised how fast this is. We'll drag race them.
If you crash the car, within an hour, there needs to be a equivalent amount of Bitcoin sent to the other person's wallet. Which is why I never drive his fucking spaghetti. The current Bitcoin price, they're going to get a lot of Bitcoin.
Ready to rip it? Ready to rip it.
- So we've learned surprisingly that the Bugatti is the fastest.
Surprise, surprise. It is faster than everything else. Fastest car in the world is faster than the other cars on the track. Yeah, it's not meant for the track. No, no, no, I'll argue that. It's faster than the straight line, it's not faster on the track. Oh, I agree, yeah. It's faster than the straight. Yeah, exactly. The 765 will be around the track. Unless Luke's driving. So we clarified that the world's fastest car is the fastest. That's our donation to science. Yes. The fastest car in the world goes faster than the other cars. But around the track as a whole, we turn down the wheel. Yeah, I agree. Which was the first?
- I know this one. - The Clarence best car. - The A12 was the fun one, man. Slipping and sliding, making noise, surely. - You guys didn't get the question. He was referring to himself. - Oh, okay. - The A12 sounds fast, no doubt. When A12 you hear it, when it comes past. - It's gorgeous. - When it comes fast behind the other cars. And it's great because you can always hear it by itself. - It's not a silent Tesla, that's for sure. - No, the A12... - I don't know, man. It wasn't that far behind. Over a couple of laps, sure.
We all agree that the slowest car here is the one that Luke drives. Bugatti, McLaren, anyone with Luke in it. And we have a new term, the "Luke Lab". All in all, yeah, I still think if you had to have one of these cars every day, the A2 is the best. And then with McLaren, if you had to race around this track, McLaren is the best. For a pure driving machine, the McLaren is the best, but for a livable, I want to live with the car, the Ferrari is better. There's no glove box in McLaren. There's no glove box.
I don't know if you need three. Need is a strong word. You need at least two. I nearly bought another one. I'm going to have four. Those cars are awesome. Once you get used to them, they're just too precise. What's the next thing, guys? What else does it have to do in terms of driving? We do something different. We do a road trip to Amman. Road trip to Amman would be good. We do the Yaz track. We book that out as well. That'd be good. We do some four by four. Off the desert. Off the desert.
That's it, that dune buggy stuff. Yeah, dune buggy stuff. Gatine in the desert. It is a four-wheel drive. It will literally sink in the first one meter and you won't be able to dig that. It'll still be there for the future civilizations after didn't get a war to find it. Very sad. That was good fun. Thanks man, appreciate it. Good fun. Thanks, guys. Thanks for fucking going. Cheers.