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Hours ago, Russia freed WNBA star Brittany Griner.
in a prison swap with the US.
Releasing a Russian arms dealer, Viktor Bout.
I believe that was the guy who
"Gods of War", the movie "Gods of War" with Nicolas Cage was about.
Thank you.
So, what do I think about Brittany Griner being released?
I think that Russia
have proven,
Once again.
that they are smarter than the United States.
Brittany Griner is a criminal.
She carried marijuana, enough to distribute. Who cares if she was going to smoke a hole herself?
into Russia
which has very strict drug smuggling laws.
I'm here in the UAE, the United Arab Emirates.
And you hear stories out here
Oh, this guy was caught with just one bag of coke.
And he did six years
You hear stories like this in Thailand where I used to live.
I heard of an Australian DJ, young kid. He was, um, I think all the politicians got involved. He was found with 70 ecstasy pills.
and they gave him one year in jail for every pill.
Now,
People love to cry when stuff like this happens.
There have been people crying about Brittany Griner this entire time. To which I say...
If you can't do the time,
Don't do the crime.
You have to understand that it is a unique form of arrogance to believe that every country has the exact same rules, moral standards as you do in your country.
To think, "Oh, you know, I play basketball and I love smoking weed. I'm just gonna bring some weed to Russia, you know, it's just weed."
The Russians don't see it that way. The Thais don't see it that way. The Arabs do not see it that way. I would have been perfectly happy for that woman to stay in jail for the rest of her natural life.
or however long the Russians see fit, because it is none of America's business.
how Russia conducts
its criminal justice system.
I don't care if she was an American citizen.
And if I was in...
If a friend of mine was in Russia smoking weed and got locked up for 10 years, I'd be the first one on this stream saying, my friend, this guy who you know I associate with, is actually...
A dumbass.
So, you know, I hear all the bad stories all the time of the UAE or Thailand and people say, oh, it's unfair how they treat people. If you know the laws of a country, do not permit your behavior that you do back home, then do not go to said country.
Shout out to Snoop Dogg.
Because I know people here in the UAE
who were talking about bringing him here for concerts and appearances. And Snoop Dogg quite rightfully said, "Listen man,
I gotta smoke, man. I can't come. Gotta smoke. Need my weed. That's my Snoop Dogg impression.
You can rate my Snoop Dogg impression in the comment section out of 10. And he said, no, I'm not coming because I like to smoke my marijuana.
Bravo, Snoop Dogg. Because he's obviously...
An intelligent man. Because you know what a dumb man would have done? "Yeah, sure, I'll come to the UAE, give me my paycheck." "If I just brings one bag of weed, they won't mind." And he would have ended up in a Middle Eastern jail for 20 years.
And people would've, dumb people, would've been like, "Oh, poor Snoop Dogg."
Snoop Dogg's got a brain. Snoop Dogg is like, "No, I'm not going to these countries where I can't smoke my marijuana. I like my marijuana."
and fine by them. I would happily go to a country where you couldn't smoke cigars or drink alcohol. If that was the rules of the country, I'd go and visit and I'd lay off the booze and I wouldn't smoke a single cigar and I'd leave and do my stuff back home. So what do I actually think about this woman?
I think that Russia
Got a fucking whale of a deal.
by getting back their dangerous arms dealer and we got back some idiot
who can't resist weed
so much that she brought her once on a plane to Russia.
So, I mean, well done to Russia. I mean, that's all I can say.
Enjoy your arms dealer back. Oh, don't worry. We have a WNBA star.
As though anyone watches the WNBA anyway. Who knew who Brittany Griner was before this happened? Yeah, if you can't do the time...
Don't do the crime. So shame on the United States.
You know, when there are still people like Joe Exaltic in jail and we're doing –
deals for Russian armed dealers
to release a woman who clearly violated
foreign countries, drug laws. Um...
I think that's a total scam.