0:00.00What a hunt! Let's go SkyCamp! Call me, I'm full of shit! Poor pussies! You're gonna fucking lose, shut up! Oh no, I should've fucking stayed in! I couldn't let Nigel win a single hand!

0:15.56Oh, look who it is! Gentlemen, look who it is!

0:20.81Oh, there he is. What's up?

0:26.13- Yeah. - Yeah.

0:26.72I didn't put a suit on after all.

0:28.53- You didn't put on a suit. - I fooled everyone. - Oh my gosh.

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0:44.52I'm out.

0:46.17Ah, hello friend. Hello. Welcome to our flying sky castle. Thank you very much.

0:51.72Thank you. Yeah, let me show you around. So, uh, I guess you'd call this a living room. Wow. Is that what you call it? Living room. Please excuse my brother. He spilled a drink. Of course, you know, Tristan can't be trusted. I told him he couldn't drink it, but then we have the poker table. We're going to be playing off so we can all lose money in the sky, which will be nice. TV to tell us where we are. Bathroom.

1:22.16This is obviously a Skyhome. Over here you'll see my office, where I sit and ponder which court dates I have to turn up at, who I'm going to human traffic tomorrow, how I continue to run my huge mastermind criminal enterprise. Come have a look. Come step inside my office. It's fine. There's a few bags. Not a bag, but this is the office, you know. You know, you definitely don't get blowjobs in the office. And the reason you don't do that is because here's a bedroom right next door.

1:50.46So why get a blowjob in the office when you can get a blowjob here? You know, this is for not human trafficking your many girlfriends. And then, of course, you have an en suite. So, yeah, shower? Would you like a shower? No, shower. No problem. A shower for you right here. Would you like a shower?

2:04.82So, yeah, being a criminal turns out pays pretty fucking good. And all my haters are stuck on the ground like brokies. And I'm in my Sky Palace on my way to Dubai. So, I guess in the end, I just fucking win, don't I? Like I always seem to do.

2:20.46♪ Everything Liddy I love when it's hot ♪ ♪ Turn to the city I broke all the notch ♪ ♪ Got some more minis I keep me a notch ♪ - Why you bring Marcel here? He's here for one second. - Wait a minute Marcel, I told you you couldn't drink it. You're trying to pick it up. - Marcel spilled it. - I said you couldn't drink it. I look away, I look back. - Marcel, Marcel. - You can't drink it. - I spent over 150 grand for this flight. - Don't blame me. - Marcel, Marcel, Marcel. Who was it? Was it you or was it Tristan?

2:47.43Just tell me the truth. I'll believe exactly what you say. Tell the truth, Marcel.

2:51.45- You just be honest.

2:53.11- I knew it. I hate these people. I hate these people. - No. - You know what happened. - You know what happened. I told you couldn't drink it. - He did tell you. - He tried to pick it up. - I will go to the bedroom. - Do you want to try again? - Lock myself in and go to sleep for the whole flight. - You could have been a trillionaire. - 'Cause I'm tired of all of it. - You could have been a trillionaire. - Within seconds. - That's true. - Instead of buying cars, I should buy one of these. - You don't need a plane, bro. - I need this one. - How much for this one, sure?

3:18.67- 30. You could make money off it.

3:21.45rent it but I can't rent my plane because I don't want people with my shit. I don't want people around my stuff. It's gonna annoy me. It's like my houses. I buy houses and they go do you want to rent them? I'm like not really. I don't want people there. So I mean they fuck it up and it's a hassle. And the whole point of having a house like this, I mean a car, a plane like this, you can leave your shit on it. I'll leave clothes on it. We'll set up Smash Bros. It'll be our stuff. Nobody needs a private jet. I thought so too. Can you fly without a plane? Tell me how. I thought so too but those 10 seconds made a lot of sense. Leave your shit on it.

3:51.45on it, wrap it, put a big Tate logo on the side to piss someone off on land. I think you lost touch with how important SSB is to us. We need a mobile, it's not even about the plane, it's about a mobile SSB delivery system. Anywhere we are in the world, we make a phone call and this flies in. And I know you could say just buy a new Nintendo. I've already unlocked the characters. That's a good point. I ain't going to spend all that time unlocking the characters again when I can just call the mobile SSB unit.

4:21.73Flies in you know what I'm looking at now what windows? Nothing are they? Windows with a telltale sign gold streams are the most expensive because the windows are twice as big so we were flying on a Gulf Stream back here from America I'll send a baby that cost an extra 30 grand with the windows are like twice as big it's a cabin so much brighter So here's the logic. It's a smaller jet right? but a Bugatti's a smaller car then this is the equivalent of

4:51.67Mercedes S -Class. It's very big, very spacious, but a Gulfstream is much faster, more maneuverable, and bigger windows. When you turn up in a Gulfstream, that's like showing up in your brigade. It's not as practical, it's not as big and luxurious. It's luxurious enough, but they're like double the price of these. Even though they're smaller. Yeah, they're smaller jets. I don't do small jets.

5:13.65Marcel's never done small jets, to be fair. That's one thing you say about Marcel. He did do one. No, no. When you say Marcel's name, you know he doesn't do small jets. He did one when I was a kid.

5:21.45- No, no, no. Wrong guy. - You're a wizard, fine. To get here. Because there's no business class in England to revenge. You know, me and Tec flew to Prague in a private jet. When I was coming back, they were like, "Oh, your bag's too heavy." - "My knee's out here touching the front." - Marcel's cool because he's got the same amount of leg room here or a wizard. It's always like six feet before the next seat.

5:51.45♪ I'm the captain of the drive ♪ ♪ Riding this special life, Bunny and Clyde ♪ ♪ Don't worry baby, I keep me so fine ♪ ♪ She niggas ain't broken, she can't act aside ♪ ♪ The ladies Mercedes, it goes to surprise ♪ ♪ Don't sleep on Miss Lady, her pussy a pride ♪ ♪ Diggin' her bed while I'm gripping her side ♪ ♪ Diggin' my bed the same way ♪ - How do you get that shirt so clean? - How do you get that shirt so clean?

6:11.59Do you have a special low -key service on this jet to keep your shirt clean? - Why are you guys saying that? - Acting like you're doing nothing. Acting like you don't do this on purpose.

6:21.45How can Smoove say that we didn't notice the cleanliness of your shirt? You really thought we wouldn't notice? It means what we're saying. There's no hidden meaning. You've got a clean shirt on. They've cleaned it. They've got a clean shirt on. Wait, what are you doing? 250 pound, high card, low card, me and Fahey. Come on Fahey, come on Fahey. No way I'll do this. There's no way I'll do this. There's no way I'll do this. Alright, alright, alright, there's no way I'll do this. 500 pound. Let's go. No. Deal or cut whenever. Deal to whoever first, randomly. Doesn't matter.

6:51.45- Nice.

6:53.53- 500 pound high card, low card. Nice! - 500. - Nice. - All right, all right, all right. I got your money, I got your money, I got your money. - Oh, I own my debts. - Double or nothing? - No, it's 500. - No, nothing. 500 again. - Let's go. - Same card, same cards, steal again. - Oh! - Nice! - That was it, that's it. - Plus a grand. - For no reason. - Will you take $1,200? - Yeah. - Ew.

7:22.33Diamonds dancing flooded we don't turn nothing to something niggas be capping bluffing tweet. That's the whole of your mother What's all the tension try to run over the trip? It ain't give me a mission switching we bitchin trees at the drop We gonna pull up with blickers and drench them. Look at these actors dropping the brakes ain't never spit Cali Spin it for rappers with the chances that he got his ratchet. It's gonna be a disaster. He ain't no step but that boy in a fashion

7:51.45- That was really nasty. - Keep playing hat, you're gonna lose. And you gotta stop playing face cards, 'cause when you play your face cards face up, with your face facing the same way your face is facing...

8:01.89You have to face justice. - You're coming with you more cases than me! Face justice. - You have to face justice. Exactly. I'm the crime boss here. I've got the most cases. You suck. - I won't cry. - You're shit.

8:21.45I'm big blind. Come on, everyone go put big blind in. So I can raise it. Put big blind in, I'm gonna raise it. Let's go. Let's go. You're gonna fucking lose, shut up. You want a fucking hand, you're talking Mr. Big Ball. You've never beat me in the sky. I want loads of hands. Do you have hot chocolate here? I don't like you. No, excuse me. Absolutely no hot chocolate at all for him. Don't give him any hot chocolate.

8:51.45He's not allowed. He's doing it to annoy me because he's, he's, he's, I know he's got a beard, but he's actually eight years old. That's why he's so small. So we don't want him to have hot chocolate this late in the day because he gets hyper. So no hot chocolate.

9:03.11No hot chocolate.

9:09.71- Let me just, let me just analyze. Let me just analyze. One, two, three, four, four pussies. Let's go. All right, tell him how much. - What did you tell me? - All in. You did it. You started running about all in, all in.

9:21.45talking shit all in let's go sky chat call me i'm full of shit call me i'm lying i'm bluffing call me all in come on marcel no i see all that talk all that talk marcel did this i was gonna do a nice little bad play the game get some money out you all he's gonna make me waste my good hand by scaring you all the way because he can start talking about going home do you think

9:45.45I can lose in the sky. - I'm undefeated amongst the clouds. Call me, call me. I'm telling you, I've seen my cards. You should 100% call me. - He's got fuck all. He's got fuck all. - He's got fuck all as well. I know. - He's got fuck all. - I should have fucking stayed in. Fuck it up. - So, nah, I had a pair of 10. - I had a pair of queens. - You had a pocket queen? - I had two queens. - Why didn't you call me? You would have won.

10:11.79Are you fucking kidding me? I will talk about it. Don't let me discuss it. Guys, I'm telling you now, I know I'll be annoyed. Don't let me win. Who's the poker champion? Well, on the ground. We left that behind. Sky Games. Guys, why are we playing poker in the sky on a jet? No one does it. If you were a track team, you wouldn't hit it. I wouldn't hit it. It's not my style. So he takes it all. Yeah, nice. You should have looked at his cards before you bet. So, just something to think about.

10:41.79You knew his cards pretty bad, you wouldn't have done that. The Skyloser is Alex.

10:50.33You were all talking about Sky Champ, Sky Champ. No, everyone forgot about the Skyloser. Marcel staged a massive comeback, is what it looks like. Marcel, you gonna be the Sky Champ? I wasn't talking shit yet.

11:03.49All we know is Skyloser is Alex. All right, Charlie, you holding up?

11:11.79- Game, hand, nothing. - Not a hand. - Not a hand. No cards. - Mark of nades. - All my cards. - Mark of nades. - Two of them, man. - I was gonna lose. - I had to stay. I had to stay here. I couldn't let Nigel win a single hand. That would upset me way too much. Bro, I didn't expect that. Pair of threes, I was like, "Yeah." If you had raised all in at the end, I would have pulled them. I would not have continued that. - Andrew, tell me what the secret to winning poker is. - Just yell and pretend you got shit you ain't got.

11:41.79doesn't win a hat, he will become the champion. I mean the loser. Sky loser? No, sorry. You tried it. You tried it. You tried it. Exactly. And I see you. Sorry, I see you. What a hat!

11:57.60Yes! Fucking yes! Had to try. Had to try. Had to keep going. Fair. All right, how does it feel? It feels great. Lightning in one hand. One great. Is this the beginning of the comeback? It is. It is. I hope Nigel Hussle comes back. Nigel, if you come back in the league, that would be epic. Didn't win a single hand until the game was almost over. Nigel's back, man. Nigel's back!

12:27.92We need to talk about the fly. Because I'm concerned for the welfare of the fly. Okay. The fly in the cabin. There's a fly in the plane. Imagine you're a fly. You're in Bucharest. You're flying around. You speak Romanian. Get on the plane. You're eating meat, sarmale. You don't really know what plane is. You just get on the plane because there's food on the plane.

12:50.28lands and you get out and you're in dubai that would be mind-bending for a fly think about it it's hot now the other other are different the other flies are different yeah you make like the territories do you like those types of spider and lizards lizards trying to eat you i don't know he's got a passport hotel nothing kids and yeah he's left his kids his wife he's a family of six thousand he's got 36 000. the six thousand kids and he's just accidentally gone the plane now he's

13:20.28I mean, he should fly, but maybe he can't fly, maybe he's lazy. So I'm worried about the fly, and I think the best thing we can do to be humane is to find the fly, capture the fly, and keep the fly alive until we go back to Romania. To get him home. That's not a good idea. I think we should. Considering Tristan killed Rory's goat. Has he cooked my fucking goat? It'd probably be nice of us to save a fly's life. We can fly to Rory to hold the fly until we go back to Romania. That's right, we have a new pet.

14:20.26What's gonna happen if the fly meets a new fly and starts a completely new family in Dubai?

14:20.28His world's about to change. His whole world is about to change. He has no idea what's about to happen. He smells Romanian. The flies say that's why he's with you. You see it, Billy? He feels like home. Cheers, bro. He's the first one. He can sense the energy. If he pulls out a middle finger.

14:50.28This is a gift for the bow. Put this on your bow as an ornament.

14:57.80That's bad boy. Amazing. Thank you very much. Alright, that's actually sick. Thank you. Thank you, Marcel. Thank you. Thank you, Marcel. Thank you. And Andrew won't lose this. It's true. But guys, to each his own. Trust him. Just take good shit. Bring good shit back. Thank you, G. We're gonna put it exactly on the bottom. Thank you, bro. We appreciate it. We're gonna put it in the, uh, bridge. What's it called? The bridge? Yeah, the bridge.

15:20.28- So, we'll see. ♪ I'm invited for us ♪ ♪ I've been gliding and found me a buzz ♪ ♪ I've been searching for love and found less ♪ ♪ It's so hard to start holding a grudge ♪ - You look so excited to be back in Dubai. I love the enthusiasm. Christian, are you excited? - No. - Am I the only one that's excited? - I'd be excited if you weren't with us. - Nice, too bad. Too bad, so sad.

16:03.52Thank you. Thank you everyone.

16:07.57Alright.

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16:30.42Man, I'll finally... - I was on this plane three years ago. Hey, how was the flight? Good?

16:34.83Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm glad to be here. Yeah, we were supposed to fly here three years ago meet you here everything and then three year delay

16:46.79Bro, I don't do nothing. Okay massive what you guys what you eating in that fucking? Cigars I don't think cigars you smoke new bombs on 2.0 on the G8. I'm John Well, I actually did a test of that more plates more dates guy. Yeah, they did they did a massive test on both of us

17:06.75That's also why we go to jail. Blacktodetic.

17:10.77So I say three years. Is it more or less than three? It's got to be around that mark, right? Two and a half, three years.

17:19.29You're welcome. No.

17:24.21Dubai's the place to be. Everyone knows that. Hey, watch out. This is a ship. It's human trafficking. Dubai needs criminal themed coffees.

18:04.81We have a cigar. I've already got one. Well, thank you very much. I super appreciate it. Please take one. Thank you very much. I appreciate it.

18:05.95Andrew, they have your name everywhere. This is a warm welcome if I've ever seen one. Yeah, they do. And a lot of the people who are contingent in my masterful plan for the Real World 2.0 are based in Dubai. So it looks like they've given us and the world a gift by branding the airport with the Real World 2.0. So I'm very excited to be here for all the right reasons. Going to definitely not show off with my Bugatti or buy any diamond watches. I'm going to focus on work and get the Real World 2.0 online. So I'm very, very glad to be here. I was supposed to be here three years ago.

18:34.83was famously booked, I was supposed to land, and then there was a three-year delay that involved law of house arrest and jail. So this was three years coming. So it's amazing to finally land, considering this should have been exactly what happened all that time ago. So I'm very glad to be here.

19:31.87You're the big boss. You're the airport boss.

19:31.89♪ Life like this is what your life like ♪ ♪ Try to live your life right ♪ ♪ People really know you ♪ ♪ Push your buttons like type right ♪ ♪ This is like a movie but it's really very like ♪ - Welcome home.

19:45.30Nice house, huh?

19:47.25Your house. - Hey, hey. - Hi, how are you? Nice to meet you, Andrew. - Great. - Nice to meet you. I'm Regina. - Nice to meet you, Andrew. - Hi. - Gorgeous. - I want that you can come during the day, because the day is completely different. There's a lot of light. Nice spot. Sunny. - Wow, incredible. - It's too cold, no? I think, or no? - No, so where do I, I'm just gonna look around. What's this?

20:09.15This is a small cinema. We just finished it like one week ago. Just a small cinema. Yeah, no big deal.

20:17.58Here we have one audit.

20:20.13I'm not sure if I'm going to make it.

20:21.93Is it a good toilet?

20:23.30This is a toilet? This is a gas toilet, like a club. Yeah, it's gonna be... gas.

20:30.63Wow.

20:31.50Thank you.

20:32.40Yes. Do you have a cigar? We have. Uh, Moses, can you bring one ice cream, please?

20:38.58- I thought we needed a room.

20:41.76Nice.

20:43.26This is one of the great schools.

20:45.18This is a guest room.

20:47.84- Nice guest room. - When you see it, I need to know which one you like. Okay? - Okay. - Because that is one that is huge. But the toilet... - I have to do things sequentially in order because my brain is weird.

20:59.40- All right, we'll go down here, then I'll go. This is like the kitchen? - No, this is like the water. - Come on.

21:06.48Okay.

21:07.32Are you good at pool?

21:08.97Uh, no, but... no, I'm good. I'm terrible.

21:16.08Thank you.

21:16.65- Okay.

21:17.25Bye.

21:19.17Okay.

21:21.96How are you Amade? So good to see you. He is the member. Can you take some videos outside? We have some welcome snacks. I'll wait for everybody else outside one of these. This is the kitchen. This is where Mati comes.

21:51.60I was busy. But I got to work so much.

21:55.02I'll go to the fans, and when it's coming, do they turn it?

21:58.23Yes.

21:59.63Perfect. So this is-- It's the only thing that I can do in the last four hours. Ah, so this is the gym. This is the one seat you come to the dance. How many bedrooms total? Six master bedrooms plus a staff. But I place you between you small beds.

22:12.87for the camera guys. Please tell Tommy. So this is

22:17.15The biggest one, but I think maybe we like more the 1,000.

22:21.70because of the sour, but it's actually pretty good.

22:25.29Okay, beautiful. I mean, I'm very happy. It looks good to me. The view in the morning is amazing. When you walk up,

22:31.98There's a big terroir. I'm still working on it. Oh, if you open. Yes. I wanted to do the gym there. Yeah, it's here. These are windows, yes?

22:40.32Yes. And this is wardrobe? When they were doing this villa, I think they wanted to do it up here. Because it doesn't make sense much, this room. But yeah. So this is one of the masters, or the one downstairs.

22:54.62Upstairs is only this room? Yes. And you have also-- yes, upstairs is this one. You have also the acoustic here, and the rest is steel. I need to bring furniture, because I'm still working on it. OK? But here, you have the room. And the light is amazing.

23:10.32Yes, I will do it. Because normally, nobody--

23:14.07use this area here. Oh, I see. You put a little furniture. Yeah. I want to put the .

23:30.93I'm going to put some privacy here. I'm going to put some plans to have some privacy.

23:34.95- Okay.

23:36.47We need that because it's got all the characters. I need it to fuck you up.

23:40.99Bro, we're in a new country and we're getting fucked up now, bro. The buttons have changed, you know what I'm saying? When you're in the bar, the buttons are different.

23:49.20Thank you.

23:50.01- Marcel doesn't take small jacks.

23:51.81I don't take the sugar.

23:53.19Especially when he wears a clean shirt.

23:57.63- I got a huge back pain, remember when I was in college? - Alright. - Nah, this is cold, bro.

24:03.69It's all right.

24:05.16It's okay.

24:06.18It's okay.

24:07.05Reminds me of jail. It reminds me of jail.

24:11.18This doesn't remind you of me. It does. But this is a good course for you to go and cry in after I fuck you up on the game.

24:19.38-

24:20.94Once I beat you on the game

24:23.85The game.

24:24.81You got me in trouble.

24:26.76You cry your little tears with your little cups.

24:29.74You can drink the tears. I knew you were gonna say that. I knew it. No but what are we doing here? All I do is win. How long did Deacon have that car? We're going to jail. You will be a completely different person once you're not worried about money anymore. You'll have a different vibe. You'll go through the world differently. That constant fear and anxiety will be gone from your mind.

24:59.34your eyes and your aura. You can forget about the Lamborghinis. You can forget about the private planes with five course meals served in the sky for you and your friends. Forget all that. What you really want is to be able to take care of your parents when they get old. What you really want is to stop constantly worrying about the bills you have to pay. What you want is to live a life where you don't have to be concerned that your dog gets sick because it's gonna bankrupt you. That is what you want. That is the dream. And you know what? To achieve that dream, you don't have to go work at a gold mine. You don't have to risk your life. To achieve that dream, all you have to do

25:29.34and log on to university.com.