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Bad place! This is one of the places! It's been fucking mad place! *Sigh* Yeah, noise! Grab a fucking jackass up!
Back in Romania, wasn't arrested.
- It's my fault.
Let's tempt fate.
bring in a $6 million Jesco, see if they take it. You know, good thing I got two, but it turns out they haven't. Maybe they haven't seen it yet. Maybe we should release this video the day after I leave.
Anyway, I've never driven a Jesco. I've never even seen a Jesco in person. I've never sat in one. I just bought it. I bought two. So this is gonna be my first ever actual experience with a Kernanze Jesco, which I'm quite excited about. 'Cause as far as cars go,
It's the car. I mean the Bugatti is the car, but this is also the car. So we're gonna do a comparison between the two.
I've seen worse cars.
It looks crazy, though.
It looks light.
You know, maybe my life's not so bad. Maybe my life's not so bad. You know? All this stress, all this jail, all this garbage, but then
You just buy Jesco's like most people buy Starbucks. And it's like...
It was worth it.
It was all worth it. Thank you sir. Here's the key. The key is something special. And it fits directly into the thing somehow.
I've only seen this online, but in fact we can press ghost mode. I think this opens up the whole car, doesn't it?
*door opens*
Bad boy.
That was cool.
See, all the things I've seen on the internet come true.
Where do I even put the gas? Where does fuel go? Here? Is this fuel?
So I have to open this up to put fuel in every time? Yes, you need to open the trunk. To put fuel in? Yes. And this is what?
I think it's the puller.
Water puller.
*gunshot*
Wait till I do a Jesco review. It'll be the best Jesco review ever done. No one's ever driven to Jesco with fucking Vibes Cartel and a fat cigar. Only me. I'll be the only person to ever do it.
Right, and then the door, what's this door? Yeah, twice, one door.
- Same thing.
All right, take them in. I'm going to start it.
I'm gonna start it off.
Of course, I have no idea how. Let's work it out. It looks quite so much on the tree.
Oh, these are covers. Yeah, they're seat covers. He goes...
Here?
Thank you.
Are you ready? How do I close the doors? I want to see the door buttons. Oh no, I must be door-ed.
I don't know how to turn it on.
*laughter*
I thought I did.
You press the brake and then you press the start button, sure. Yes, yes.
*BOOM*
Oh yeah, hi. No big deal, no big deal. It's no big deal, don't worry about it.
Yeah, no big deal. I'm just gonna connect my iPhone to the Bluetooth of my current Adjegesco.
No big deal, just connecting to the car plane. No big deal. It's only six million dollars. It's my second one. Alright, what else we got here? That's everything, right? So let's fucking drive it. Fuck it. Let's fucking go. T get in.
I'll be a 6 million dollar scratch.
I left the Gelda when he does downs in all our zest style, man the block we got gun shape, men down by 80, man the boat we got done. He's man down the mountain, man the line hit a run, kill the shot, zealous all the money and fassan. Shark of the poop upon the block a flick of walls down, then the pussy value later shall no grave a quicksand. So press upon my clock and the clip full around, brothers 20 to the 14th young. Money kid a whacking time, money kid a whacking time, money kid a whacking time, money kid a whacking time.
Come on, never left the custom Rime for sound like bullion when he touch down Make brain fly, man, rough touch drum Take, man, who left the girl dead when he does down Seen all of us lifestyle, man, the block we got gunshipmen, don't mind Put with the light, she's not black, but I'm on the line, it a run Kick, she can sell us all the money, I have for sound Flip, cash, mech, dot New Gen 14, we got the police lab 24 serve up on the line, man, a chop Sisting, blow up, so we run he had
I'm gonna take the roof off. And now I'm gonna have to put the roof in the security car.
Yeah, it wasn't scary. The Bugatti was fast, but it wasn't scary. This is fucking scary. But the Bugatti is like 500 kilo heavier and four-wheel drive. This is fucking 1600 horsepower, rear-wheel drive, 1300 kilo, whatever. It's fucking wild. So it's twitchy. I nearly put, I tried to put my foot down a little bit on the corner and I could feel it going.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Be our straw.
Let me ask you all.
Grok, how do I take
the roof off of my brand new
to Colonel Jake Jesko.
That's insane though. Just looking at that.
I told you to record it on me.
*Rain*
Almost here
What do you at night?
Yeah, we have to sit with them.
It's like a
big thing though bro it's massive
We'll do it at night.
Right, supposedly it's latches. Supposedly it's just latches, Steve.
- Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Thank you.
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He's got to be screwed on.
*Sigh*
Thank you.
you
What do you reckon Alex?
Nice spaceship
Nice spaceship.
- Yeah.
I've never seen anything like that to be honest
just...
quite fascinating.
Nigel Cargeek
Anything similar to this?
You've seen?
No, we'll get our Allen key.
And I'll take the roof off. I need an Allen key.
I'm going to put that in Trump, please.
Thank you.
Hey
Yep.
Oh.
Okay.
Yeah, sure.
No one's ever heard Movado in a Jesco before. World first, exclusive. First Roadman Jesco, Palm Street.
Where's Jesco in Romania? Where's Jesco with Jamaican music?
I'm the gay. What color's your Jesco? What color's your gay?
I know why they call them ghosts. It fucking disappears. That's why they call it a ghost because it's gone.
Michael's fucking history bro! Michael's fucked up!
I don't get enough credit for my driving prowess. I jump in cars all around the world, different sides of the steering wheel, different sides of the road.
Jumping a brand new Jesco, never driven one before, 220 miles an hour. I deserve more credit for my monumental achievements.
Rapid. Crazy fast. We're going to do one hell of a review. This car is insane. That's quite rare. But of course I have two. So I have two of 125. And now I said that, I feel so fucking cool I might buy a third.
You know running your mouth against the fucking matrix. You don't tell these motherfuckers the truth.
Being a coward sitting there in your management position in one blowjob a month from a fucking six. You could have just been mad enough to tell them to get fucked. Drove Jess goes around in between all of your different baby mama's houses. Endless beauty queens birthing your children. "Hope I don't want to go to jail." You are gay sir. You are gay. Put me in fucking jail because guess what I drive when I'm out of jail.
I drive a fucking Jessica. I'm in our business. I don't care. When I first got in the Bugatti, it wasn't scary. That is fucking scary. No way. Bro, it's scary. Go to move the throttle a little bit, even 20%, when you're already doing 160, 170 on a corner, and it starts, bro, it's fucking, it's 1800 horses for a real bike.
Stop calling me. You think he's got something fast enough to finally take me out of the game? Bro! No fucking way.
So this is the bed mobile. Well wait, supposedly I had one meter of flames on the back. I mean, it's no ladder, I know, but it's...
It's okay. I don't think people know what it is. Yeah, sure. There's 125 in the world.
We own two. This could be the only one on the fucking Balkans. Probably the only one in Eastern Europe.
Guys, when you sit behind it, it sounds like
changing down or even slowing down. Alex has gone.
It backfires nuts. Oh, crazy. So I'm gonna try to take the roof off now and then we're gonna go out.
Come in, where's the line?
- Ah, it's home. - Oh fuck's sake. - Of course Alex, fucking you, Chris. See? Scared already. See pussy. Already. Day one. Day one. - So we've unscrewed the roof. Come on, Christy. Old friend. Let's see. It's not too heavy, actually. But lift it just for ease.
Thank you.
Nice. That's it. The roof comes off.
So we'll put this
in the security car.
In case it starts to rain.
Where's the screws? Right here. Yeah, losing them would suck.
So uh...
Thanks, Frank.
Put them in the first aid kit.
Nothing outside the box, guys. Here, put them in here.
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first aid kit.
*thud*
Thanks.
I'm convinced this is not a car. It's something else. There's nothing like...
Like this on the...
On the roads, nothing that didn't occur. I like the blue stripe down the middle. You see it?
Is it a good strike? This is literally the only car on the road. So I said I need to get my Lambo back, he needs his Ferrari back and next speed stop is the EGOT headquarters. Nice. You were literally breaking necks. As you drove down the street high street, people don't know what it is. It was breaking necks. It does get less recognition than a Bugatti though. You could tell people are like looking at it confused. They don't know what it is. There's only 125 of them.
We got to even know what it is. That, they're like, "What the fuck is it?" The Drew Real Car Guy don't know what that is. You ain't gonna be bothered, but your blue is going on the white. Oh, what? Your jacket. Yeah, already, look. Yeah, already, yeah. Oh, well. Yeah, I've broken it. What can you do? Alright, let's go Marriott get coffee or go home. We're eating tonight. Let's just go home. It's not eating.
it's a club. - It's a big size. - Bugatti's much easier to drive. - Bugatti's much scarier to drive. It's fast, but it's very stable and it's heavy and it's four wheel drive. That's gotcha.
I'm sorry.
- What is
- Boy.
Really pretty
I have no roof so I have to keep it under this roof. Yeah?
Are you very good?
I'm still alive. I'm around. We're not.
Thank you.
Is that the rest of the vanette? This one is.
Let me just go and get my half a break.
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I'm not.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Hey, hey, welcome. - Hello. How are you?
Hey.
Yeah.
Why is this restaurant empty?
Because it doesn't open yet.
So they let us in because we're us.
So we get a preferential treatment in trafficking.
Build this one. - Works out well, exactly. - These three are actually handcrafted.
the fill the chandel
This is from German, you have the Porsche design, like the car, the manufacturer actually, and the Volvo light and the electric handle.
This is hard to eat out of.
Tabasco and
Do you have A1 steak sauce or brown sauce?
Do you know what that is?
- Yeah. - The Gatty is like a super version of the RS7. That's how I feel.
Yeah.
No more justice.
Thanks, bro. Thank you.
Can you...
Get my door.
Sure.
I want a vegetable.
What about the car behind you?
What a shot. Fuck it. Fuck it's lava. Screws are in the first aid kit.
I think the island key is in there too, right?
That's my bag quick.
Thank you.
And then when you're done,
Double press this button to close the door. And then I'll move it.
Alright, mostly.
- Whoa.
That was close.
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I don't know who's drinking. Who's drinking? Anyone drinking? Sparkling water, Red Bulls.
Choking on you. That way you can die. Puppity. I'm not gonna do it. Don't impress the spot. You're gonna crush the spot. He's alive. Just about. This time. Not even my foot. This time. This time. You're going too far. No, I was actually going to. Next time I'm gonna go faster.
The human trafficking truck. This is my human rights. There's no human rights in this house.
Move, Pat Romanian. Black power. Fuck these funky ass cracker ass. Brokey, brokey, brokey. Fuck that. Yes. Everyone's black. What? Is it true going to college doesn't guarantee us a good job? Correct. Correct. Okay, no fat in this conversation. Well, I can tell you that inflation has doubled in the last 40 years, while the price of college has quadrupled. And this is what's actually dangerous to society as a whole. As inflation continues to destroy everybody's wage, people are getting more and more desperate.
with a four-year degree was actually more in 1982 than it is today. That is the underlying reason why everything is fucked. So you're saying college is a waste of time? Correct. I'm just saying not all knowledge comes from college, and there's lots of ways to get educated. That is why I'm opening a portal to the real world.
I will teach you how to make money online. You can escape the matrix, you can be geographically free.
you.
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