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Yesterday flew in a private jet from Miami to New York. Made some money, woke up. In the Maybach, top down on our way to look at a penthouse in New York. Get Shisha, get Smash Bros.
After literally 10 minutes of you talking shit, I'm finally gonna hit record. I was a thousand years old and I was alive in the time of Jesus Christ and I spoke to him personally and I know his thoughts. That's what you were saying. And you also said that I'm a slug.
You are a slug. And Jesus Christ told you that he loves all of his children apart from you. Thanks. He said there'll be a man born in 2001 or whatever you were born. What color are slugs? They are. No, they're not. They are. I'm pretty sure they're green. You are wearing brown and green right now. What are you wearing? You are wearing brown and green. You're wearing green. You're wearing green.
You're wearing more green than- Are you a lizard?
You're a lizard. Lizards do live forever, technically.
So maybe that's why... Are you a lizard man?
Yeah, 6,000 years I've been on Earth. I live in Antarctica. Andrew, you want to go get lunch?
This has been on earth 6,000 years. No, don't feed into it. No, hold on. Flies, bugs. Oh, I mean, I mean, uh, I mean, uh, hot dogs and burgers because we're in New York. Who do you think could eat more packs of sugar from the coffee thing? You know, it's funny. Half the things that you say don't make DC. You just talk shit 24 seven.
Do you know why there's 24 hours in the day? Why?
Because there's no 23. Oh my gosh. How many sugar packets could you have?
Marcel could whoop you. He would dog you.
Even I would dog you at Sugar Packets.
I would.
Are you going to your room? Are you scared? Scared of sugar packets?
Okay.
Oh, Mr. Needs a Coat when the sun's shining and it's hot as can be outside.
Mr. I'm cold. My name's Tristan and I'm cold.
I'm scared of the sun.
I have to put on my big coat!
'Cause I'm scared of the sun! What is this? Everyone's wearing coats. It's not even cold. It's the New York look, baby.
New York has two styles. Long coats that look like fancy suit jackets for the American Psycho style banker. And then little gay faggot photographer freelancer New York style, which is exactly what you're rocking, so...
Touche.
Hi, I'm Bailey. I don't have a coat. I just walk around with my camera and my glasses. My love for Jesus Christ keeps me warm.
When we were poor, how often...
was I talking about trying to get rich? I don't think we spoke about anything else ever. Every day, all day, what did we talk about when we were born? How to get rich, why we need to be rich, what we do if we were rich. And we imagine these fictional scenarios. We'd say we'll just go to brand new cities and we'll just stay in the best hotels and we'll just have girls and we'll just have money. And we sit there and go, but if you travel around all the time,
How do you have a job? How do you work? I was like, I don't know, we'll work it out. Remember actually saying, look, we're just gonna travel and have money. Yeah, we'll be in New York, smoking cigars in the back of a Maybach. There'll be millions in the account somehow.
But we were still in the paradigm of jobs. It would have been like time off work. Maybe we can work a bunch, we can have a month, we can just travel around. Wild. It's all we talked about all of the time. I thought someone was rich for the most basic things. If you had coke in your house as a kid, I thought your parents were rich.
A few bottles of booze, two bottles of Smirnoff, a bottle of whiskey, a couple of bottles of wine in the fridge. I thought, "Fuck it, I'm prepared for a weekend." Should we live in New York? New York where the rich people live. I quite like New York. Are we going to end up doing American Psycho if we move to New York, Tristan? Are we going to end up buying business cards and going to dinners and giving business cards out and having loads of hot girls in our apartments? And murdering prostitutes. I know secret prostitutes. I'm not saying I don't murder.
Kill him. I'm not saying I wouldn't murder, but I don't pay for girls. Plus it's not really paying for sex. If you give her the money, have sex with her, kill her and take your money back. Is it really paying for sex? Think about it.
And you can't buy them, but money can help them both. Exactly. Money can help them both.
Another thing I don't understand about people who don't try to make money,
Getting rich is the easiest way
to achieve all the things you want to achieve.
- Oh yeah. - You want people to respect you when you talk,
Easiest way, get rich. You want girls to love you? Easiest way, get rich.
You want to leave a legacy and be remembered?
Easiest way? Get rich. It's amazing that people say getting rich is hard
when it's in fact the easiest
possible way to achieve all the things you want to achieve.
How else can you go down in history
and be remembered.
in a positive light
without getting rich.
You'd have to dedicate your life to charity and live in a fucking shithole. But you could do a lot more charity.
- If you had money, exactly. So I'm not even saying that in those scenarios, money wouldn't help you, but I'm saying that for you to even go down in history without money, you would have to completely sacrifice
all good about your life.
when you could instead.
Just get rich.
get rich and do the same thing and do better than you would do without the money. Of all the interviews you've spoken to, the real world students, what's your favorite story or what's some of the best stories? I like the woman who lives in the southern United States who sells beef, organic beef. Her story's really good because she actually already had a business and it wasn't doing well. And she didn't make a lot of money.
existing business and now switch. Nice. We should go see her. What's they share? Can you remember? I think I want to say Texas. Yeehaw! As we do the daddy tour we should also stop by some of our favorite the real world students and interview them and talk to them. I mean Texas we're not going to fit in with this fucking thing. We can't run around in expensive suits smoking expensive cigars in Maybachs. You know what Andrew? You know what? I think we just could. Now we can. I think we could. We're not going to Texas in this fucking car.
Well, I suppose I shouldn't dress like this in Texas either. What do you want me to wear a fucking cowboy hat and spurs? Yes.
I'd actually fucking look good in that.
Thank you.
- Okay.
Money is not everything, but it is an easy way to make your marketing history. And also, it's a basic competency test. If you're alive for long enough and you still don't have any money, there must be something wrong with you. You're either stupid or lazy. You're not dedicated or you're not thinking outside the box. There's a lot of people who work very hard at their job, brainwashed. And they dedicate themselves to their job, but they're too lazy to think outside of their job. They go, I'm not lazy. I work all day every day. Yeah, but when I say you need to try something new, you're too lazy to attempt to try something new. So you are lazy. You can be lazy while working hard.
A lot of people who work very hard were still lazy. Back then when we were trying to get rich, we tried a new thing every five seconds. Remember, every day we tried something. Yeah, an awful lot of them failed. All of them failed. We tried this, we tried that, we tried this, we tried those energy drinks in Tesco. That's that old story. SMS text line competitions. SMS text line competitions in magazines. We tried to set up that weight-loss website. Remember when I found that website? You can make a weight-loss website. We tried everything. Every day we had a new business idea. None of it ever worked.
People are not prepared to keep trying new things. When we say to people, "Guys, here's something you can try," often they go, "Ah, yeah, but I've already got something." Well, then do fucking both, idiot. Yeah, exactly. Sleep less. Sleep less and get rich. Sleep two hours less a day. You either want or you don't. As fucked up as this financial system is, as rigged as it is, truthfully, if you want it, it's impossible to fail. Yeah. It's actually amazing how impossible it is to fail. Well, it's a game that everybody has to partake in. Everybody has to play the game of trying to get some money. Everyone.
anti -capitalist
anti-capitalist hippie you are, you have to play the same game as everyone else. Try to get some money to do the things that you want to do. So you may as well get good at it. It's true. If something about life is certain, get good at it. Like war, like violence, and like making money. Yeah, capitalism. Makes the world go real. We're sitting in Maybach, driving around New York City, smoking cigars. Tomorrow morning, we take a private jet into Miami. We go to a yacht show, because we bought a brand new yacht. Then we take a private jet across the Atlantic to land in Romania, where a Koenigsegg Jesko that I've never even driven before, that I bought last year, is waiting for us. We're there for a
private jet to Dubai to check out our Pagani penthouse which is almost completed that cost 38 million dollars. I think we're pretty rich. I'll tell you why we're not rich. There are properties here that we couldn't find.
I like this may back. 75th car. We have enough cars.
For a man who owns this many cars, I don't think I've driven a car in a year. It's like women. You have them. You don't want to see them. Just have them. Yeah. Just collect them. Other guys want them. If I have them, other people can't have them. It's basically the game. Cars, women, houses. We don't use any of it. Should we take to New York City somewhere? You and I. Should we move from this?
To the New York City subway. We can get out of the car, we can get on subway right now. Dressed like this. Dressed like this. Imagine the mayhem of people recognizing us, you fighting crackheads, you fucking nightmare. So now we have to avoid poor people at all costs, even though we were once poor, because being poor is no longer safe. No wonder they avoided us. I was like, "Why have I got any rich friends?" Now I know they were avoiding me. I can't blame them, you know? I can't fucking blame them.
All right, only a few of them are ever gonna make it out. Most of them are gonna stay exactly where they fucking are. Angry, sad, and bitter with Twitter accounts. Stay away from them. Angry, sad, and bitter on Twitter.
I like this place. It's growing up.
We live in America now, don't we? Trump's back. America's back. Let's hope Vance wins next. Help him if we can. Keep America.
We could stay right here. We live in America now. We do live in America. James Brown.
Eye to eye, station to station. Hand in hand across the nation.
We can go to New Orleans. Detroit Sea. Dallas. Pittsburgh PA. New York Sea. Kansas Sea.
Atlanta, you know? Chicago and LA. Living in America.
Station to station. Living in America. Hand in hand. Across the nation. Got to have a celebration. Rock my soul.
Oh.
Ah!
explain.
Explain yourself.
This isn't normal. We just went...
penthouse shopping in Miami. Andrew, this morning you were specking a new Bugatti and now you're apartment shopping for penthouses. Then we came to New York on a whim and now you're penthouse shopping again.
So think about it. We got Shisha, we got Smash Bros, got the View,
I can beat you with Link with the view.
No.
Thank you.
We decided to come to New York on a win.
- Yeah. - And now we're looking at penthouses.
Yeah, we are.
Did you fall in love with New York that quick?
I kind of like it here, baby.
I kinda like it.
It is your body.
Baby, yes I'm going. Ah, yes I'm going.
You don't fuck around here Sal. I've never seen this before. This is the real deal baby, the Billionaires Club. Then what do you need me for? I don't. Your boss already okay dude, we're going to be selling this in every single peninsula. Really? Philip, you love cigars.
Spot and divide very similar to this.
And you go, I'll get your reservation, sort it all out. - The price goes close to this. - It's a very similar piece. In the city, it's like here, there's no flight drive. But if you want to take the time, if you bought cars there, or take one of my cars, drive two hours out, two Jevil J's up and down, takes about an hour and a half, and come home, you'll have a great job. Jevil J's is fine.
German assistant. Oh, they don't take cash here. They do. Yeah, nice try. Almost had me. Almost. Almost. Watch out for his fucking safety. Clever. Keep the change. The rest of you, sir. Thank you very much, man. Thank you so much. It's a real pleasure to meet you, man. I'll see you in a few weeks. It's called Matt, I'll tell you. Yeah, we'll be back. I'll get it, huh? I'll get it, huh? I'll get it.
- For four of us? - Yes sir.
Yeah. Yeah, I'm out at Brooklyn. Now I'm down in Tribeca, right next to De Niro, but I'll be hood forever. I'm the new Sinatra. And since I made it here, I can make it anywhere. Yeah, they love me everywhere. I used to cop in Harlem. All of my demon in Conno's right there up on Broadway. Pull me back to that McDonald's. Took it to my stash spot, 560 State Street. Catch me in the kitchen like the Simmons whipping pastry. Cruising down A Street, off White Lexus. Driving so sweet.
So we're back in Florida and now we're going to a boat show. Mr. Slow is finally in the car. You find it full of shit. You are on camera. You buy a brand new yacht and then you can't even load it up.
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