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Need headphones, don't we? Need headphones, ladies and gentlemen. Put some headphones on, Matt Shea. Welcome to Emergency Meeting, Episode 13. We have a special guest, Matt Shea.
who is internationally renowned and respected. He's a folk singer, and he's going to sing us a song very soon after our introduction. And he's going to hear my song and my singing and be very, very jealous of the Mr. Producer theme tune.
To the end of the city meeting
Now on this emergency meeting, you guys are going to miss out on a lot of my insightful takes because I'm not really in the mood for talking. Andrew's invited his mate on our show without my consent. This guy's in our house without my consent. So he's a well-known folk singer. He's amazing. Matt Shea. I'm just going to have to bite my tongue.
and listen to you guys talk most of this emergency meeting. Otherwise, I'm going to walk off. Matt, can you introduce yourself? Tell them about your singing career. Tell them where you're from, et cetera. Yes. I'm actually not a folk singer at all in the slightest.
No, sorry. What? Are you calling my brother a liar?
You lied to me. He's been on this podcast for one minute. He's already calling you a liar. You lied to me to get into my house. You said you're a folk singer and you're going to sing to the world. No, the truth is I'm actually here to make a documentary about both of you.
um for vice and i'm just here to observe and listen and learn the tate way
I thought you were a singer, my friend. Now I'm extremely disappointed. I thought you were useless.
as an individual but you could sing but now that that's gone what do you have left
Do something. Show a talent. Show the people. Do something. Prove you're not useless. Go.
I make documentaries, sorry. You'll see when the film comes out.
Pfff.
lame do a poll Tristan is anybody impressed by Matt Shea okay let's find out if anybody's impressed by Matt Shea
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Matt, impressive.
The answer is no, you're out. Why do you want to do a video on us? Tell us what's so interesting about Top G, most compendious, richest, trillionaire, kickboxing world champion, sexy, tall, smart, rich. I mean, why am I so interesting? Please humor me.
I want to do a documentary about the phenomenon that is you and your brother, because so many...
people, especially men, seem to really like what you're saying and follow you. And I just want to find out what's behind your philosophy and what makes you tick. And
Do you like what I say?
um you know that i don't agree with a lot of things that you say but uh but i think you're a sweet guy on the inside what would you do if i yoga fired you if you what yoga fire how would you deal with that he could shoot fire from his hands how would you deal with that if you actually sprayed fire out of your hands yoga fire well how would you handle that you're making a documentary you're chatting shit saying i'm things i'm not and i yoga fire you what next that'd be terrible i
I'd run away and
stop drop and roll and sounds about right so keep that in mind when you're making this little show oh i'm already terrified i've seen the knives and the giant fire thing called a liar
yeah and you smoke giant cigars you need a big liar where's your cigar um yeah you gave me this actually has it gone out it has yeah i have to do you think cigars are free amateur hour that's like fifty dollars you know listen brokey smoke it up you never smoked anything that expensive in your life okay make a video on me at least you can smoke a cigar have some respect you didn't even sing on my podcast it's all been a famoose a fugazi from the beginning what do you guys like about these anyway
They make you strong.
They make you stronger. Of the three people you could see on screen...
Who would be the third strongest?
of us three yes in terms of what physical strength or strength of the heart well I'd say everything but let's go physical
Okay, physical, I think... You'd be the weakest. I'd be the weakest. Who smokes the fewest cigars?
me yeah
do you see a correlation um i see correlation without causation yeah yeah no yeah yeah you can come back with the causation part but you do see a correlation correct yeah i want you to know that i've actually but if you want to talk about correlation and causation i want you to know that i've actually been protecting you your entire life
Me specifically? You specifically. Have you ever been attacked by a tiger?
uh no actually that's because for your entire life i have been protecting you from tigers you may not know this but i spoke to the tiger king i spoke to the tiger lords i spoke to each tiger individually as well as making sure you were shadowed all time spoke to joe exotic exactly shadowed all time
by my war room elite tiger killing squads to make sure you were never ever attacked by a tiger the only reason you're not ripped to shreds is because of me you owe me a massive thank you if you piss me off if you piss me off i really appreciate it i will take that away unleash the tigers unleash the tigers you'll be walking through central london and you'll be torn to shreds
so you came on this show promising to sing to everybody i've been protecting you your entire life i think you owe me at least a little jingle
Do something. By the way, 68% of the polls said you're unimpressive. This is your chance to reverse the poll.
ask can you ask what the 30g present find impressive about me i'm curious to know that is that is actually a good question good question right yeah as asked the chat what is impressive about matt shea the folk singer who won't sing
What's impressive? Sing for us. You said, come on, I've been protecting you for tigers your whole life.
Have you been bitten by a shark?
uh no there you go double that's down to me actually i'm doing the sharks he's doing the tigers we're keeping them all at bay
Thank you. Sing a song. Nothing, nothing. This guy's poor. This guy's a geek. Nothing. He's an NPC. Nothing. He's short. That's the, I'm actually not that short. How tall are you?
i'm five foot eleven and three quarters of an inch sorry you said five and once you said five it was over sure can you sing a song like you promised
I didn't promise that. - You do have an impressive haircut, somebody said that. - Hey. - One person. - Thank you. - Of the 8,100 people watching us. - Let me ask you a question.
Have you ever seen the clown that hides from gay people?
Thank you.
and
have you seen no i haven't you haven't so you've never seen him no cool
And you've been all around the world, right? And you've never seen the clown that hides from gay people. I still haven't seen him, no. Is he here somewhere? Strange. Well, yeah, he's right here. I see him. I see him. You don't see him. Strange. Funny that. Cool. So we understand. You've never seen the clown. He won't sing. Yep. What else could you add to this podcast? You've not seen the clown. He won't sing. He won't smoke his fucking cigar. Someone just called him Malcolm in the middle.
I mean, that's not fair. I literally am in the middle. Yeah, that is a bit unfair. All right, let's be nice to our vice friend. Let's be nice.
friend he is my friend and he's gonna do a hit piece on me so let me be nice to him before he does a hit piece this is definitely a hit piece i've warned my brother that this is a setup and this is what everyone i don't care i want everyone in the world to know when you plan on making a hit piece for me you can sit there editing away jerking your cock going oh i'm gonna make a hit piece and he's gonna really reset i don't care do hit pieces say bad things about me i'm uninterested we've clearly conquered the internet i'm clearly unstoppable i'm like the board you've invited the liberal news media to come they can all come i'm like the board the more you shoot me
Harder to kill. Just don't look in that room because our kidnapped victims are in that room.
Here, Vice, let me show you a video of my Bugatti, which costs $5.2 million.
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bugatti sheer on pure sport one of only 50 in the world one of my 27 supercars they're going to say it's in germany getting its tire changed and they're going to say that we don't own one
that's what they're going to do i wasn't going to say that but you saying that does beg the question yeah tristan why are you giving the liberal media ideas yeah exactly the fact that our name stitched into the seats is clearly a scam right we got some super chats we got some questions here
Thank you.
Let's see if we've got any questions for you. $500 Super Chat. Shout out to the Tate Brothers. You've conquered the internet. Respect, brother. Thank you very much. Smooth Black Alex. That's from my boy Smooth Black Alex. He said it's his entry fee for Romania. He's driving through Romania. He's going to come see us next week. So let's move out. Smooth Black Alex. You're welcome anytime. Can't wait to see you, bro.
See if we have any questions for our friend here. This guy just paid $500 to you guys. No, he paid $500 to the Save Joe Exotic Fund, because that's where all the money goes. All the money goes to saving Joe Exotic, because we're going to save him. Have you watched Tiger King? Yeah, I have. Okay. Have I been protecting you from tigers? Yes or no? Yeah. Okay. When he said he spoke to the King of Tigers, who do you think he was referring to? Have you not seen a video on my YouTube where I call him in jail and say that Carole Baskin fucked him up and I'm going to get him out? No. You don't even watch my YouTube channel. We're raising money. All the super chats here. Do I look like I need money?
Maybe if you keep burning my cigars and not smoking them properly, I'm going to go bankrupt. But until then, I don't need money. So the money goes to help our boy Joe Exotic. You need to watch my Tate speech and learn about our missions in life.
You watch Tiger King, right? You do believe that Joe Exoc should be free, don't you?
I don't really remember the plot of Tiger King.
He was trying to run a tiger business. Everyone started telling stories about him and lying to the police about him and shit. Horrible. Poor guy. This is what happens when you save a guy from tigers his whole life. He has no respect for the tiger king. Doesn't, doesn't. Won't even sing a song. He doesn't.
Wait, wait, are Vice gonna call us weird names like racist and homophobic? Because Joe Exotic is a homosexual and all of our money goes to help him out. So that's true. I just want to put that out there before you guys start labeling us with stupid labels. I also want to put out there if you guys decide to do a hit piece that you are a cisgendered white male and I am an ethnic minority. I am half African American as you can tell. And as a person of color, I find it extremely offensive if you're going to do a hit piece on me. And that will be my reply because I think that's why you're doing it. A bunch of white men have turned up to my house. They're filming me as a person of color and they intend on trying to paint me in a negative light.
do that so keep that in mind the leader of the war room the highest ranking member of the war room outside myself and my brother is a jew
as well so before you start saying stupid things because i don't trust you one percent i don't want to sing a song sing like you promised but this is a setup this guy's the friendly face they send him here and his editor and his voiceover guy are going to be like well you know you promised to sing to me i've just sat here i've just i've said it's a setup i won't kick vice out of my house i don't care how long did you creating a strong how long did you fly how long did it take you to fly here
About three hours. Would you be upset if the documentary and all ended? I just kicked you out right now. What would you do? I'd be very upset. Please don't do that. You're going to have to leave, bro. You're going to have to leave. I'm sorry. Don't make me call the security. I don't look. I'm going to, I'll give you some chance. Are we done with this guy? I think a few more minutes. Are we done with it? No, no. You can sing now or you're off the pod.
that's fair i i i don't think i can sing why not just sing a little jingle i can't sing when i'm nervous and there's a mr producer song between two tape brothers and they're both incredibly hench and good oh i see because because we're half black we're violent is that what it is is it racism typical is that the card is gendered white male trying to bring a call trying to bring down the black we can see how they're coming at us it's fine no it's no problem it's fine don't worry about it
Just because I'm wearing a gun, I'm violent.
Is that how it is? Just got that knives all over the table and I'm a kickboxing world champion, I'm violent. Well, it's actually, you know, that's something I might maybe, maybe respond to. If you are wearing a gun and you have knives, that does make you a little bit violent. It makes, no, it doesn't. No, it doesn't. Makes me security aware. Security confident. If you have a knife and fork in your hand or a violent man.
You had the knife and fork I used to cut my meal. I used these things. He used it to cut the cigar.
Yeah. Did I not use the knife to cut your cigar? What would you do if a pigeon came in here? You'd ask me, pull the strap, kill the pigeon. That's what you do. Pest control. Listen, I'm tired of being accused of things. This is absolutely unacceptable.
Do we kick him off the pod? Well, it's got to be a poll.
It's going to be a poll. It's going to be a poll. Do we keep him or do we kick him off? Keep Matt.
Yes or no?
It's gonna be interesting. In the meantime,
let's uh talk about here do you want to see should i put on on the uh screen should i show the rest of the vice crew to the people at home so that's the rest of the vice group
yeah yeah but they sent their singer to our party didn't even sing so they're here and they're uh
I'm extremely sure. And they lied to me about singing. But here they are. And it's... I want everyone to know that I'm being dragged into this. I'm agreeing to the documentary because Andrew thinks it's a good idea. And as his brother, I trust his judgment.
But man, do I dislike these people. I know it's not. It's not. It's going to be fine. It's going to be fine.
It's no problem. What'd they say on the poll?
uh it's 51 so you've got a few more votes guys it's close it's 51 to keeping you keep matt yes 51 guys like the video if you're watching yeah like press the like button share it with your friends
The message needs to go worldwide. So, Matt, why did you decide to make documentaries? Let's educate the people at home.
Talk into the mic if you don't mind. - Because I'm just really interested in the world. Sorry, I'm just interested in the world. I'm interested in the people in it and you two are,
Yeah.
at the very least, very interesting people. And I want to know what's behind that.
well how old were you when you made your first one what was your first documentary about um my first documentary was about
Shit, I don't even remember. I've done so many...
Any of you know what my first documentary was about? Oh, it was about competitive gaming.
Yeah, it was about e-sports. That actually leads into something very interesting, because I've been going on Twitch lately and getting all the Twitch records, because anywhere I go, everyone watches. And Twitch is a cesspool. It's a cesspool of degeneracy and sadness and just weakness. You have 15-year-olds getting paid millions to play video games. What I don't understand is this. These people can command audiences of millions, 500,000 per stream while they're playing video games, and every single person watching them aspires to sit in a chair, get fat, play video games. I told guys, you know,
be, you know, do some pushups and I'm horrible.
For some reason, I have haters come at me for saying that, you know, do some pushups and be healthy.
You're a misogynist, Tristan. But yeah. Why do you guys think that you have haters? We have haters because we say things that are provocative. I'm not, I'm not ignorant. I know what I say. I know why it upsets people and it's fine. And also the way that the world works,
I believe that our haters believe that we're wrong.
And I completely understand that. And I get why they think that they are right and I am wrong, but...
- The sheep thinks the wolf's wrong. - Yeah, exactly. The sheep thinks the wolf's wrong. And a lot of it's like ostrich, right? So it's very easy for people to say, that doesn't matter anymore. We live in a civilized society, but it's really just,
hiding your head in the sand. What does it feel like when people react, when the haters react to something that you say or do? I think it's funny. Yeah, I feel nothing. It's genuinely hilarious. I do find it extremely funny that I can control people's emotions like that. I have not outsourced the ability to upset me.
to anybody else. If I want to be upset, it's my own conscious decision. If anybody can control your emotions, they can control you. If I can make you happy or sad, I can control and influence how you act and how you think and what you do. So to some degree, you're a slave. I'm absolutely apathetic to the opinions of other people because if they can make me happy or sad, even happy, people giving me praise really has no effect.
And people being sad to me, people being mean to me really has no effect. I don't get sad or happy either way. It's all internal. I decide myself. Otherwise, you're controlled. I don't want to be controlled by anybody. Well, everybody seems to like your questions and they voted for you to stay, which brings me on to my answer to your exact question. It's like a poll because you're talking about people who come at you and hate you on the internet, etc. So here's what will happen. I'll look at my Instagram inbox if I ever have time and there'll be 10 to 15 beautiful women saying, oh, I'd love to come and hang out with you. I'd love to. I'd love you to come here.
or when are you here? And beautiful women write me this. And then someone will send me some message of some overweight troll
talking about how horrible I am. And I'm just like, it's democracy, isn't it? I don't care. Like, why would that bother me when all of the women that I think I'd like to associate with are reaching out?
But obviously I'm a good Christian man. I never respond to those messages. Right. So you want to tell them that you're here for a war room test, aren't you, Mr. Why are you here in my house? Justify it to me. Well, yeah, I've been basically asked to, invited to participate in the war room. I have no idea what's in store. So I'm a willing participant. A willing participant. That's right. It means that we can also make a film and get to know you guys. Yeah, correct. So the war room has events five times a year,
passage for men it's something that people can do and complete to say that they've done it and completed it it's designed to be difficult both mentally and physically you knew you were coming to this so i trust for the last few months you've been preparing rigorously obviously uh i actually haven't at all what have you what have you been doing
Uh, e-sports. Not very much, to be honest. Tell us an average day in the life of Matt, the filmmaker. Um, walk my dog, uh, do work, walk my dog again, go to sleep.
yeah that's not going to prepare you for the test how many push-ups do you do per day on days that i work out i'll sometimes do 40 or 50 push-ups well you do work out sometimes that's good sometimes what's the most mentally challenging thing that's happened to you in the past two years
and
The most mentally challenging things that have happened to me, I mean, I've done some documentaries about some very difficult things. I did a documentary about death. I had to, it was about euthanasia. I had to get to know people and kind of
watch them die i get that yeah that was uh that was difficult to face death you know in that way yep emotionally difficult and you know are you ready to face it again
um am i facing death we face that we face death every day that's how it works my friend welcome to the test it's going to be very interesting i really want to see how you do you are being judged is there a risk of death there's always a risk of death there's a risk of risk of death flying to romania the plane mine crash okay is there more of a risk of death don't worry why you worry don't worry about it fishing fishing for spoilers don't worry about it bro just sing a song be happy you're gonna be fine what's it to worry about i actually have a little trailer for the test is
might give some indication as to what's happening, but that's about it. So,
That's the most difficult thing you think you face in the last two years. And how often do you train or work out or that kind of thing? Up and down. There have been years where I've worked out every day, and there's been years where I've worked out never. What's the difference in your mentality when that happens? Do you feel different inside?
- Yeah, no, I definitely feel worse when I'm not exercising. - So when you were talking earlier, when I asked us to rate us on strength, you said, what about strength of heart? What about strength of mind?
What do you do every day to prepare yourself for strength of heart and strength of mind? What do you do to train those attributes? Because we do physical training to prepare them. Because I think a strong body is a strong mind. How do you think you can have a strong mind without a stronger body?
No, I think you're probably right. I think they definitely go hand in hand. I would say to have a strong heart, you have to be open and sensitive, you know, unafraid of showing your emotions.
I'm afraid to cry.
hug your fellow man. Unafraid of showing your emotions is very dangerous. I think men have testosterone, and if you give a big, strong man the...
blank check of showing your emotions whenever you like. That's the kind of guy who's gonna end up beating his
children or beating his wife or assaulting somebody or hurting people i i think that men need the ability to suppress their emotions
Would you disagree?
Um,
I think there's definitely times when suppressing your emotions are good. But you ever been angry and wanted to hit somebody?
of course oh you know i think real men really express their emotions so you should have hit that guy and end up in jails yeah just knock him out yeah isn't that what you're saying can i ask you a question do you guys ever hug each other
i hug people there's nothing wrong with hugging people there's nothing wrong with being do you ever hug each other though sometimes yeah okay
What is wrong with that? It's not like a yeah, nothing wrong with that. Shake hands, hug each other. I think that a lot of
- Modern society, and I really dislike this, is trying to make platonic male friendships gay, or trying to make fun of platonic male love and platonic male friendships. I love my friends. I take a bullet for my friends. I've stood up against armed men for my brother. When you read classical literature, if you're a fan of Alexandre Dumas, and you read his Three Musketeers novels, they'll say things to each other like, I love you with all of my heart. And that was written in the 1800s. Nowadays, you tell your friend that, and suddenly people wanna make fun of you. People wanna call you gay.
That's, um,
there's nothing wrong with with with loving your friends and loving your brothers and giving them hugs and you know do you love it's very healthy do you love your friends matt yeah definitely
Would you die for your friends? Some of them. Okay, some. Yeah, that's fair. If you had to go to war,
Would you call your friends or would you try and find someone else?
- I prefer your friends. - Yeah. - So why- - If it was a war. - Probably. - I don't blame you. - Actually, I take that back. Okay, 'cause obviously I wanna make sure that my army's fighting ethically and following the Geneva Convention and all that. - Do you actually? - And I don't know. - Yeah. - What if the enemy isn't? - What if the enemy isn't? - Well, then I'd like to show my moral strength is greater than them. - By dying. - Correct. - You wanna die in a ditch for your moral strength?
- If it means dying in a ditch, then yeah, I would say, if it means that we were able to fight a just war. - Lie. - History is written by the victor.
History is written by the victor, and you're going to go down in history as those who lost and those who were wrong because you're all dead. So if your enemy is using tactics that you disagree with, why would you stick to the rules?
If I'm playing chess with you and I just move my pieces over yours and completely break all of the rules, why would you sit there trying to make fair moves instead of just tipping the board over and saying, fuck this?
you're going to die and they're going to say that you broke the convention anyway because they're going to write the history book so what's the point in dying i mean again i'm just here to observe and we don't get too into it but i guess because the question cruelty and uh and being immoral begets more cruelty and immorality and you know if if we had an army i would hope that they would try and be
less cruel very idealistic of you unrealistic but idealistic in the age of chivalry and gentlemanly warfare this was a concept that you could actually apply people would fight their one battle the kings would write each other notes and letters divide up the territory etc but the modern world doesn't work that way and the world has only only ever worked that way for a period of about 200 years in europe besides that it's doggy dog out there i would advise you to uh yeah fix up let's show our man the test video that was made years ago before corona
And this is what's coming to you. So pay attention to the screen.
Now you can't hear the sound, but the sound is just music. Can they hear us speaking? This does worry me.
That guy just died.
What do you think you're going to have to go for? If you had to guess what it is, what do you think it is?
that's really, really intense. - There's no training involved. - Jesus Christ, this looks terrifying. - There's no training. What else do you think it could be?
um
I don't know. I'm just getting more and more sort of worried about it every time you say something new. Yeah, that's a good way to be. That's a good way. Yeah, it's fine. Right. We have to do our normal broadcasting. It's been very, very nice to have you on the show. You've been extremely interesting.
Your singing voice has disappointed absolutely nobody.
i want you to know that you've been a fantastic guest and you are welcome back anytime thank you very much you're not and uh he is tristan he is look out for the film yeah he is let matt is welcome back anytime while we move i'm going to play a tick tock of my jacob and co watch because i can do those things
right so just kick vice out the house so your mates are off the show finally your mates not my mate your i didn't invite them here
They're here to do a fucking hit piece on you, bro. I'm loved. The internet loves me.
Bro, this is going to be the worst documentary about us. What are they going to say?
I don't know. He has a big house. He has lots of cars and money. All the women love him. He's sexist. Oh, no, please don't put that on the Internet.
Who cares? There are worse things on the internet, I guess. It's like, who gives you shit, right? Whatever. So Vicer here. Obviously the whole world wants to understand the genius and magic behind the top G, top striker.
Of course, it's normal.
Thank you.
last question for him was what color is your bugetti but he's gone now he ain't got a bugatti he's a brokie yeah all right what other see through see through right
There's some good super chats.
Samuel Johns. Bruh, y'all geniuses. I also play chess and boxed. I need to believe the tapes run for Office in 2024. I guess the question here is would you ever run for Office? No.
But please. Yeah, I'm interested in conquering the world. I'm interested in running the war room. The war room is the only country on the earth that matters. Any other country in the guise of a nation state by the old paradigms of thinking is a
a pulse.
A false god. The idea that America, Canada, England, etc. are independent entities that even matter is completely and utterly the wrong way to see the world. You need to find a tribe of people who are aligned with you no matter what country they are in. You need a way to communicate. You need a way to work towards a common goal. And that's what the war room is. And that's what I run. The war room is the most powerful country on the planet already. You now have too many enemies within the gates. So there's no point in signing up for the army.
and going to fight the
non-terrestrial enemies because when you when you return home and try to rest you'll get a knife in your back that's the way i see it yeah correct
Yeah, we'll quickly address the chat because everyone keeps saying Tate versus Paul, Tate versus Paul, blah, blah, blah. Listen, Logan Paul's a wrestler now, I heard. I thought he was doing WWF.
um i saw he did a call out video and but he doesn't have a bugatti i offered to buy him one buy him one should i buy him a big guy i think you know everyone knows my should i buy a brand new five million dollar bugatti and drive drop it to his house and say listen bro you said i wouldn't be relevant next year but you're obviously broke now so let's just shake hands be friends
Here, you're a Brokey. Here's a Bugatti. Seeing you in the WWE would actually be pretty cool. And I have to say, I watched a few of the clips. There's a lot of athleticism involved. Well, I'm ready. It's clearly been training. I'll pull the strap.
you don't put that's not how wwe works it is it is not how that it works it is i'm from a different world like all these youtubers and stuff they grew up in america now the youtuber is cool i made my money on the streets i'm living out here i've been through anyone who's a big fan of mine they know what i've been through i've been sharp and stabbing through it all but through all this you're gonna start act okay talk about wwe i'm ready i'm ready royal rumble but yeah i'm gonna buy logan paula
I'm out here. I'm just, I'm a nice guy. Like, obviously I'm the most dangerous man on the planet, of course, but I'm also a very, very nice man. If you want some spaghetti, you can have one. All you have to do is say yes, please. And I'll send him one.
Where the fuck even is he? Where does he live? California, I guess. I don't know. Someone like that somewhere. So I'll send him a baguette. Yeah, whatever. We'll just take out the fucking put on the card. I offered. You don't know. The world doesn't know this. I offered to train Logan Paul once, but.
when he had his rematch with ksi what was the name of the club we were in the exact same club as him i was about five feet away from him la at the yeah la i can't remember the name of the name of the club
But Logan, I was in exactly the same club as you after you lost your very close rematch with KSI. And, you know, I always liked you bringing this back, this IFB for you, I'm going to box you. And I said to this waitress, some bottle bimbo, you know what? Go tell Logan Paul that the kickboxing European champion and world champion are in the house and we offer to train him for his next fight. And this girl comes over to me and says, oh, I can't go up and talk to him. There's too many people around him. So you narrowly missed out.
on the training of a lifetime. So narrowly missed out. I was about five feet from you.
speaking of WWF the rock used my quote the other day yeah the rock did use your quote and it's formatted wrong it's for me I'm James yeah James I'm trying to make the video fit the uh
screen, but I can't, even though I'm Mr. Producer, best in the world. See, The Rock, if you're watching, I hope you heard that and didn't remember.
Andrew's name, but I think you must have. Hey, I heard this quote the other day, but I'm not sure where from. Then he directly quoted you.
Come on, Rockman. Come on, Dwayne.
Nah, I mean... Give credit where credit's due, bro. Nah, maybe he just...
- I saw the clip on somewhere. - Yeah, whatever. It doesn't matter. The Rock used my quote. - It's cool. - I heard this quote the other day that I want to share with you guys. Now I'm paraphrasing here, but it goes like this. The person who goes to the gym every single day, regardless of how they feel, will always beat the person who goes to the gym when they feel like going to the gym. - The men who goes to the gym every single day, regardless of how he feels, will always beat the man who goes to the gym when he feels like going to the gym.
I'll tell you something about life I've identified. Tell me. The winners always understand each other. Yeah. I say things and people sit there and go, Tate's the worst thing that happened to the internet. He's massages. He's an idiot. And if you ever had to click on their profiles, you would look at these people and you do not want to be there.
you don't want to live their lives you don't want to be them whether they're male female whatever please understand that their worldview their ideas
come from a place that you don't want to exist in. You look at them and you don't want to be them. But winners always understand each other. I say something, The Rock hears it and goes, yes, I agree with him. He is completely not really right. Losers hear me and start calling me names. So the winners have always understood each other throughout history.
It's hard to say Dwayne Johnson's not one of the most famous, most successful players.
winners on the planet. Absolutely. And he understands exactly what I'm talking about. He understands about how we have to go to the gym and work hard and train and do things that we don't want to do when we don't feel like doing them because it's the only way to become successful. Well, his life story is a testament to that. Correct. And people are going to sit there and go, oh, Andrew is insensitive and he's wrong. And you look at their profiles and they'll be skinny fat sitting there drinking a soy latte. Who do you want to listen to? It's really simple. If The Rock just said that, he'd get no hate at all. And he did say that. And I guarantee there's
or of whatever i've yet to see a hater whose life i want every single person who hates on me is just like you can tell he's a bit sad because he's always very angry making videos he's out of shape like his life just looks shit there's no i never see a big winning guy who has his life in order who's winning and comes along and doesn't like me all the winners love me it's just the losers the desperate sad upset guys just sitting there complaining complaining complaining it's just
were just talking about with Logan Paul. They seem to like you. They seem to like you, but those guys are at the top of the social media game. I'm here to stay. It's credit where credit is due. I'm here to stay. I took over the internet. I'm here to stay. One sec. Your mate from Vice didn't finish his fucking cigar. What, your mate? Your mate.
Your mate.
See, I would actually smoke this to make a point. Don't worry, he's going to get smoked, all right. Oh, he's going to get smoked. He's up for the test. What's this documentary? Because he's going to get smoked. He's going to get smoked. Smoked. Smoked.
Yoga, fire.
Pass me the yoga fire.
That's a fire. Your mate stole the lighter. He didn't know what it was. He called it a big fire thing. And he's doing a documentary. Jesus. Your mate.
Better stop calling that guy. My mate. He's not my mate.
Thank you.
So winners always understand each other. So The Rock understands me. I understand him. Go to buy Logan Paul at Bugatti.
The other guy, Mike, who's with Logan Paul all the time. He's quite funny. I've been following him on Instagram. Yeah, it's cool. So I'm allowed to buy more Bugatti. Listen, I'll buy a Bugatti a day. Look, I'm that guy. People underestimate that I am the world's first trillionaire. I say this, people go, oh, he's not that rich. I am literally the world's first trillionaire, Elon. I win. I'm the world's first trillionaire. I'll buy every Bugatti on the planet at once and just hand them out like candy. Watch me. I'm that guy. So if Logan reaches out saying, please buy me a Bugatti, you're saying publicly you will buy him a Bugatti. I'll buy him a Bugatti, no problem.
Thank you.
Sure. All right. Logan, free car. No problem. Let's do it. Just don't sell it and buy something else like Pokemon cards. Nah, we'll put something in the contract. Boom, boom. Has to keep the spaghetti. Has to listen to Mr. Producer's song on the stereo whenever he's driving it.
We stitch his name into the seats like ours.
Paul in the headrest. Whenever he drives to Bugatti, he has to listen to the Mr. Producer song. So you were going to get Bugatti to set the radio up to play that song continuously, loudest volume. So whenever you drive it, that's what happens.
Through the emergency meeting.
Right.
So.
Bye guys, it's all done. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Now, we get a lot of questions about Take Confidential. Anyone who's a big fan of ours will realize that our vlog, Take Confidential, we've taken off of YouTube. We have moved to Odyssey because Take Confidential, we're stepping it up. We're stepping it up. Series three is coming. Series three is coming. So what we're doing on YouTube is we release a trailer of the episode and you have to click the link and watch it on Odyssey. There's a reason we are doing that because we're going to up the game.
Oh, we're up in the game. We cannot be censored. We cannot be stopped. It's all access. Can't be controlled. It's about to go off the chain. So if you're a Tate Confidential fan, you need to still stay subscribed to the channel, watch the trailers, and click on the link. You can go to Odyssey, and you can look in Tate Confidential, and you can see the whole series there. The series is going to continue on Odyssey, and we're going to conquer the world. We're about to step it up. That's a quick answer of what that is. Yeah. Same thing for Tate TV. I spoke about in the last podcast, the last emergency meeting that Tate TV is running 24-7. That's running 24-7 with a QR code. You can scan.
if you want to get more access to Hustles University, or the merchandise, which we're about to talk about in a second. And also, Tate TV has original content, unique things you won't see anywhere else. Whenever you have free time, you want power, tune in to Tate TV.
And that brings us on to the merch. The merchandise has officially launched. It's officially launched.
right so let me put a picture up i put some pictures up on the last uh
emergency meeting live but we're officially live now so pow wait i'm mr producering
You're Mr. Producering. That's not even a...
It's not even a word. It is. It is. So the merch is officially live at topg.com. Topg.com. The merch is live.
We spoke about it on the last episode about how we only want people
to come up to us and ask for a photo of the wearing the merch. Cause we're getting a hundred to 200 photo requests a day. If you're not wearing the merch, not getting one. If you buy any merch and you have it on, you take a cool photo, tag us on Instagram. We'll share it. The merchandise is for the real soldiers. We know who are about it.
About it from the streets, from the streets on their way up. That's what the merch is for. So the merchandise is officially live topg.com. It's going to be gangster. I'm keeping it as cheap as possible to deliver all around the world. Blah, blah, blah. So I want the army. I want you to be walking down the street wearing one and see someone else wearing one and just know that's someone who's about it. We need a t-shirt. Apparently, this is a good idea.
for all those people who live in certain countries, I'm not going to name them,
This is a failed society on a t-shirt. You're right. We have endless ideas. We have endless ideas. We know that this is just the starting. This is just the starting selection of merchandise. Yeah. Every single week, we're going to add new collections and we're going to remove some. Yeah. So my plan is, because I know there's going to be someone out there who's smart, who's going to have one piece of everything. So after a year, anyone who has one piece of everything, we can fly over here and bring on the emergency meeting podcast, blah, blah, blah. But each week, we're going to remove three pieces and add three new pieces.
there's going to be,
uh we've changed taking these three away and we've added these three so it's going to be constantly changing constantly evolving but right now the starting set of the merchandise is live on topg.com
One moment. On topg.com. Yeah. Topg.com. Right.
DonJT just said pre-recorded. I'm saying your name because it's not fucking pre-recorded. James, can you ban DonJT?
that's proof it's not pre-recorded for anyone who's watching the chat motherfuckers why would I pre-record this
You can actually see the sun shining on my face because we're broadcasting earlier than usual. You can actually see sweat. It's like sweat on my forehead because I've decided not to tell myself to stop sweating today because I haven't got a Savile Row tailored suit on to ruin. Samuel Jones, $500 super chat. Respect, bro.
Find me on IG.
all right i've already taken a picture of that i've taken a picture of that and i'm gonna i'm gonna follow you on ig man respect top g 200 super chat top g's respect
so we back Alex is on his way nice nice good to know bro awesome so all this might go to Joe we're gonna get him out yeah next subject so yeah the merch is launched guys you can go to the top gs.com like I said it's everything's gonna change each week so if you want something get it now
Tate TV we talked about, Tate Confidential we're talking about, the test is coming. Getting worldwide celebrities attention. I've got the attention of The Rock, we've already just talked about that.
i've shown you my jacob and co video that's actually on the jacob and co tick tock so the official jacob and co tick tock put that video up and the call the caption was what color is your bugatti i think bugatti should give me a free car
Yeah, we can give it to Logan.
Think of how much advertising I've brought to these guys. But the thing is, like, Bugatti is an amazing brand and they make amazing machines. But most people who buy Bugatti, you know, they'll take it and, you know, they'll put it in their garage somewhere in the desert or in the Russian oligarch mansion house, etc. I mean, how many countries has that Bugatti been in? How many miles has it done? We hit the streets in that car.
smoking fire
got pretty girls in there doing their makeup, dropping lipstick on it, etc. Now, a lot of people who care about preserving assets will be like, oh my God, I can't believe you're letting girls smoke in your car. Whoever designed the Bugatti,
The brief, I've met the engineers. They want people like us to own them. They want us to tear around mountain roads. They want us to pick up beautiful women. They want us to go to the opera and the bars and the clubs in that car. That's why it was designed. It is not a work of art to be treasured and put behind a glass screen. It is a motor vehicle and I'm going to fucking drive ours. Correct. We've also got more cars coming. We need to do something on cars. I'd actually like to do a car review channel.
but i just don't have time we don't have the time because we've got brand new cars we got a new 765 mclaren on the way we've got a tech arch gt
GTR, which is a 911 Turbo S, which they built. We've got a DBS Aston Martin on the way. We've got a GT4 RS and the new GT3 RS. I'll pop both of those Porsches. And a McLaren 765LT. Yeah, we got that. Spider and Coupe. We've got the McLaren, the Maserati MC20. MC20 Spider bought that. Are you forgetting all of our cars? Yeah, I've got the Aston Martin Valhalla on the way. That's going to be at least two years. So what is that? Nine cars?
bought and paid for on the way.
Who's counting? Who's counting? Our haters. So they can run the license plates and find that they're fully paid for. Yeah. Enjoy. Yeah. So that's the car game. So I'm thinking of doing like a car channel. I wish I could find someone. I don't like people driving my cars or outsource it. Nah, I don't. So I'm not going to. We've got the Lada.
I'll buy another one. Do you have any pictures of the Lotta to show them?
No, it's been on Emergency Meeting Live. It's been on Emergency Meeting Live before. I'm thinking of buying about, how many ladders can we afford? About 400 million. I'm thinking of buying every larder that currently exists. We certainly have enough money for that.
I want to trust something while we're live right now. Download stage 10 app on your phone.
Me. Yes, you.
I'm going to try something.
Stage 10 app. Correct. How much time is this going to take? Do another super chat while I'm fucking around with this. Just download the stage 10 app. I've sent you a link inside of Telegram and I want you to download the stage 10 app and then click the link.
And we're going to see.
if you can.
Go live from your phone and then you can walk outside and show our cars and talk about things. Wouldn't that be great? Wouldn't that be some amazing producing by me for me to be able to feed to your phone live to the world?
Don't you admit that would be impressive?
Do you admit it? Whatever. Yes or no? Just that would be kind of good. Okay, good. But we haven't got all of our cars here. It's fine. It's fine. While you do that, I'm going to talk to the people at home. I'll move you off the screen and put a video of you there instead. Don't put something stupid. I'm not looking. It's not stupid. It's definitely stupid. It's not, bro.
It's not, I promise.
Connecting to the broadcast.
You're ready to join. Join.
You can join.
New in.
Muted.
But how do I use here? You are one second.
This is the emergency meeting studio, you can see.
Wait, I'm going to try and split screen it. How if I split screen your phone and a real thing, then I am the number one Mr. Producer. They can hear me talk from my phone, I hope. I don't know if they can hear you twice. Mr. Producer. So this is the emergency meeting live studio. It's the best show. The camera's here.
It's the producer. Gotta keep the blinky on hand. It's got all them hoes.
Guys, can you hear Tristan talking from his microphone?
Testing, testing.
You can read the chat. It comes up on my laptop. Can you hear him talking on his mic?
Thank you.
yeah they can bro i'm the best producer of any show okay this is about i apologize yeah you admit it sick i'm gonna go show them some cars for all of those who think this is some rented podcast studio i'm about to do a live tour of some of the cars because most of our cars aren't here mr producer
He makes the best shows. Mr. Producer.
He's got all their bones. I don't want to show you on camera. I don't want to show on camera. I don't want anyone to see my security guard. So this...
Andrew, you talk through the cars. I'll point at them and you talk. I can hear you. Brov, you talk. I can't hear you through the mic thing. You talk. So this is a Rolls-Royce race, Black Badge.
One of my favorite cars to drive around at the moment. Very, very comfortable. Space for women in the back. I'm going to save the best for last. And you all know what that's going to be.
This is I could just take him off the emergency. Are you whispering shit? And he wouldn't even know. I hear you fine. I'd be walking around talking about cars to nobody. I hear you.
And I can see the feed also.
Think about that. He thinks Mr. Producer is not smart, but I'm not coming over speed and only talk to you guys. And he comes back after half an hour. No one's listening to you. No one fucking listen to you, bro. This is my show. I am. I'm not coming back. Nobody gives a fuck.
If you cut my feed, I'm going blah, blah, blah. I'm interested, blah, blah, blah. I'm about to cut your fuck. Get fuck with me. Fuck me again. Dare you. I'm the boss. This is my domain. I'm coming back. This is my world. I'm coming back.
Just watch yourself.
I'm coming back. You best check yourself. Am I showing the cars or not? Yeah you just showed them no? I showed two. Only two.
Go show the Lada.
Thank you.
Go show the lotto. They really want to see the lotto.
Show the lotto.
Show them that great car you bought, the Lada Go show them the Lada, yeah
go on show a lot of rolls royce aston martin labergini ferrari boring pool where all the is at the house blah blah blah i'm the best producer that's a porsche obviously i have four portions but that's one of them mr producer
Boom! *laughs * *laughs *
I am the ultimate victor.
Please understand that there is no man on Earth more powerful than me. Tristan has been replaced by his avatar. I am Mr. Producer and I cannot be stopped. If you come on my show, I will control absolutely everything. I control the air you breathe, I control the food you eat, I control the fucking ground you stand on. I cannot be fucked with in any way. He's out in the garden now, pointing his phone at a lot of talking shit to fucking nobody! This is my show. This is my world. And I am the ultimate victor for all time, for all eternity. Fucking with Mr. Producer ends one way: in certain destruction.
you
Bye.
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Mr. Producer, you make the best shows. Mr. Producer, you got all them bones. Mr. Producer, gonna break the feeling. Mr. Producer, do the emergency meeting.