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We won't buy anything. No, but that's a lie. That's just... Excuse me, sir. What do you have for sale? I think they got us. They got us. 30 niggers on the planet have one of these. Look, that's the face of a man who's upset.
Bailey, I know where we are. It's nothing just to buy anymore.
Yeah, they got out of the purple. I can see it. I know where we are. Hey, Tristan. Oh, what's this place? What do they sell in here? What about one of these? I know this place. I didn't even know that guy. He's always been there. This place looks quite interesting. They seem to have some luxury items of some sort for sale. Go inside and take a little peruse. Bailey, we've been here before. We've been here loads of times. We haven't bought everything else, friend. Yeah, I mean, there seems to be a classy establishment. Maybe we should go inside and have a look. We won't buy you, though.
No, but that's a lot. Let's just see what they have to say. Let's just see. No, no, because then you buy anything. We're not going to buy anything. I think every single time we've ever come here, you've bought something. We're just going to have a look. It's never just a look.
It's just a lie.
They're lying. It's never just a look. I've been here. I know that guy. I really thought it was a person last time. Your mate? Yeah, it's my mate. What an interesting establishment.
Excuse me, sir, what do you have for sale?
Cars, you say?
Guys, this doesn't make sense. This is a car. Cars. Interesting. Let's go see what cars are. Hi guys. Isn't she beautiful? Welcome back Top G. Guys, thank you very much. That means a lot to you.
Thank you.
Isn't she gorgeous? Admit that Ferrari's beautiful.
All this.
I'm in the hurry. All this. All this. You need.
Because I remember being here.
It's not just any Ferrari, it's a very beautiful plane.
Do you know what that is, Luke?
Hayyubashan.
No. It's Pagani Hayura, BC. There's 30 coupes and 40 roadsters in the world. This is a coupe, an exposed car. It's about a $70 car. Okay. Why do you know all this?
Why do you know how many there are? You're never gonna stop me. Luke, you're never gonna stop me.
No matter how hard you try, you're never going to be able to actually stumble.
for being the man who I'm destined to be.
You came here too, and you have failed.
in your plan to prevent us from being ultra wealthy, and famous, and successful, and happy. You have faith. Hey, what are they doing?
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Thank you.
How could they both do it?
Bailey. This doesn't make sense. Look at his smile. Look at that smile.
I think they got us. They got us.
I'm very happy. Happiness is fleeting for me. This is going to make me happy for at least 20 minutes. Oh, bro.
We're gonna see how it compares to the Bugatti. I don't know how fast these cars really are. Super excited to drive this car. Nobody gets to race how you're at BCs. Nobody. If you ever want. This is an LMD one of two in the world. They don't need all these cars. Now Luke, you forgot when I bought that Ferrari. I think you forgot. All that I forgot. Because he has too many cars. He has all these cars. I bought the Ferrari, you forgot. Then you told me I'll never buy another car again because I'm going to fail in life. You were wrong.
Can you forget that he bought this one also? Maybe he bought another one. Maybe I'll buy another. On camera just admit it. Admit you forgot we bought that Ferrari before you orchestrated my arrest. I didn't orchestrate his arrest. And we bought the Ferrari and he orchestrated my arrest and I'll never see the Ferrari again. Ferrari's here and the Hiura's here. His plan failed. That's not what happened. My first supercar was an Aston Martin Vantage and I spent all of my money on an Aston Martin. I thought I don't need a nice place to live. I have an Aston Martin. You can drive a Toyota and be relatively happy.
But to drive an Aston Martin and then drive a Toyota is a lot more difficult for your soul to accept. So you have to know it within yourself. If you're the kind of person who knows you're going to try your absolute best all the time, you're going to find a way to succeed, then yeah.
This ain't ordinary life This ain't ordinary life
No ordinary life This ain't ordinary life This ain't ordinary life
This ain't ordinary love
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- Yeah.
Angels are singing in monasteries.
Deal.
you
My soul is burning in love for all, it's all the same.
Oh, people.
Oh, my God.
So give it to
you
Oh, oh.
No.
This one's very nice. It's super sport. It's longer? Yes, it's longer.
So it's straight line only, yeah? Yes.
The Press: 400 miles an hour or something. President Obama: Exactly.
to your bottom.
This one is Gold Edition
I've never seen a long wheelbase long horse. Bailey, they don't need this car. It doesn't need the Cadillac. It doesn't need the Cadillac. They don't need this car. What do I talk about, Bailey? Bailey, there's too many cars. It's too many. We can't be here to pick up these two cars. It can't be why we're here. Got a Bugatti in the driveway. Literally. Three McLarens.
Yeah. A Porsche. Maybe every time I turn up to the house, there's more cars outside.
Every single time.
There's more. I just see more.
piling up. You know the worst part of it though is, they have three of these. Like this isn't just one
One car. They've got backups upon backups upon backups. I'm gonna look around at everything else you got while I'm here. No, we don't need to look around at more cars, Tristan. But it upsets Luke when I buy things. It does upset Luke. Look, that's the face of a man who's upset. CT, we don't need a roll, Z, D.
How much is it?
1.550. Message it to me. This is a 675LT. Fiber. Still got it. Do you drive or do you quit driving? Remember? Wait, you bought Luke a McLaren and he never drove it. Yeah, I bought him one of these 675LTs. He's never seen it, never driven it.
Ever. Where is it? Sitting in a warehouse in fucking Croatia. You have one of these? Nice.
Do you want to drive it? No, I'm bad at driving.
I made a vow. Done driving. Why? Done.
675 McLaren, you've never drank.
If you have your original portion you like,
And I don't drive anymore. Who's your mate? You were driving two days 'til I saw you. I know. That's when I made the bow. Immediately after that, I made the bow. To never drive ever again. It's a nice feeling knowing I can buy any car if I want. Basically, basically any car in the world unless it's hard to get.
- Thank you.
It's a very nice view. I remember looking at things I can't afford.
Now it's just like, do I need a 72nd car?
Freedom is waking up every morning and not having to calculate the hours you have to spend doing things that you hate. And people say money isn't freedom, but they're wrong. Oh, well, you know, not everything costs money. I like volunteering at dog shelters. I like spending time with my kids.
Yeah, but imagine how much of those things you could do more.
If I gave you $10 million.
- Red rum, red rum, red rum. Nigga, how we know is, riding in the back, it's a mate, it's a mate. 32 shots in a cane.
- Luke, no matter how hard you try. - I didn't try. - So we got Jesco's, we got the Ferrari we bought that you forgot about, we got Figana here at BC now. We got the Bugatti Chiron. They tried to take all my money, we're filthy rich. You're trying to stop me, you can't. - I'm not trying to stop. - Woo!
- Probably cost a mil. - Nice. - Just be honest. - I didn't try and stop you. - No, just be honest. Just talk and be honest. - I didn't try to stop. I think, no. - Just be honest to the camera. You're, you're the brother. - I did not try to stop it. - The brother of your cousin endlessly succeeds. How do you feel?
I feel good. I'm happy for him. Yeah, well he's my cousin. No, can you admit it? He's my cousin's brother, so that means he's my cousin. I think you should admit it. And I'm happy for him. I think you should admit it. No, I just- You really are a fucking piece of shit, are you? What? I just do it.
I know we were broke. I know but we just work every day. We just work every day. That's all you have to do to get anything you want. Literally. Yeah. So why doesn't everyone have everything they want? They either don't work or they pretend that they don't know what to do. They pretend so they're like ah well no I don't know what to do to make money so I'm just gonna play video games because I don't know what to do. I know no no no but that's why it's a pretend because they know that they could go somewhere to figure it out immediately. They know the work's there but they pretend that they don't know the work's there so that they don't need to work.
Everyone knows that if you want to get stronger, you just go to the gym every single day. It just moves some weights. They know that. Everyone knows that if you want to learn to make money online, you just go join the real world. It's there. $50 is cheap. It's true. Cheap. They can all afford it. They can even try it to test it out to see if it's there. There's no risk at all.
and ten times more so you can retire sooner and enjoy more of your life free or switch career paths and stop focusing on making as much money as possible and try and find yourself in a situation where you're doing something you enjoy as much as possible steer your direction in a way that you enjoy what you do ideally both what is he doing
Andrew, what are you doing? Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, what are you doing? Teach you how to do a gangster ball. Why are you just... What do you mean?
What's your problem? I'm just... Why are you just sitting out here in your car? I'm sitting in my Pagani Hero PC. Yeah.
But why? I got Pagani Hero PC. What the fuck else are you going to do with it? Who else got one of these? 30 niggers on the planet have one of these. We sit in them.
fucking broke. What the fuck else we're gonna do? We're gonna have to park it. I'm enjoying a cigar in my fucking $7 million car.
Okay, I'm leaving.
- Good birthday, got it.
- It's getting general. - Because of you, you don't have a TV on. - Yeah, I know. Happy birthday. - Thanks for your birthday. - Rory. - Go. - Marcel.
I have so many questions. Question one. Question one is not the obvious.
Question one is, didn't you pop a tire in a dune buggy? Why on earth are you driving a McLaren? Oh, it is flat! This is a sound! Sabotage! Oh, I upgraded.
I decided I'm not driving on sand anymore, I'm driving on roads only.
because I can see what's in the road. So my tire won't burst. All right, that's fair. Question two, what is the box?
I have a present for Nigel.
for Nigel. - Well, I actually had two presents for Nigel for his birthday.
Because he turned 50 right?
It's a big one, so I had to get him something.
on the orbit.
So, yeah.
Night roll!
Nigel! Is that Nigel? I got you a present!
Nice, don't feel bad, even I'm confused.
Why do you look such a picture?
Because I look suspicious.
'Cause I am suspicious. - Happy birthday, bro!
Oh, see? That's right. What? Happy birthday, Nigel. All right. Got him a pimp cane. It's a back stick. I told you. What did I say? Yeah, it's sick. This is bad. This is a pimp cane. Yeah. I don't know about...
No, but look, it's adjustable, bro. So we unfold it. Yeah?
The thing is I know you can move it up and down to suit.
so
Bro, this took a while. You're gonna need that before me. No, bro, don't. You can't say that, bro. You're gonna need that before me. I wasn't 50. We really thought about this, Gif.
I know you did.
Pimp Cain, I'm all over.
them days when you're having a bad morning
*laughs*
Do you know what I mean? Pimp cane I'm all over. That's not a pimp, that's a walking stick. No, it's a pimp cane. I'm going to just see you try this on.
How many?
We've made sure, can you be grateful for your gift?
But we need to keep trying to that.
I spent good money on this shit. Just go from here. It's made in Canada.
Here to the pool. I don't like Canada. Ship from Canada bro. I don't like Canada. Why don't you like Canada? Because I just don't. So you're racist? Now I'll just see you go from here to the pool, which is...
Try it, let me try it out, let me see how it works. Yeah, you need to try it out. No, no, no, you try it out. I think it works. It's your gift, bro. Pimp cane, I'm all over. That's not a pimp cane. I'm pimping his ass. Out.
pause pay for that you know what i'll try it i'll try it nice Bailey you'll try it just when he has them bad mornings
*laughs*
Bailey, Bailey, Bailey, Bailey, give me high five. Bailey, don't leave me happy.
Maybe that costs money bro.
My guy! My guy!
Leave it in there.
That was wrong. Leave it in there. That was really wrong. You are my G.
Thank you, my brother. Why have you got Nigel's back like that? This can stick.
Yeah, the pig pig's steak. What was the need for that? That was violent bro. Nobody wants my hands. We're locking in Bailey to the seven million dollar car that breaks this. We nearly lost it here! We nearly died right there! It's like Mario Kart threw a stump. End of our car review for now.