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I shaved all my hair off.
Because I was talking to someone about how male haircuts are bullshit.
And they go, "Well, you've got a haircut, you've got hair." So I shaved it all off to cool the point.
The point I was making is that, as a man, the way you attract females is not really much, it is to do with how you look.
But you can get away with a shitload about how you look if your game is right.
So I was making a point about a guy I saw in the barbershop in London a couple weeks ago.
And he was in the barber shop and they were doing his hair. And the guy goes, are you happy with it? He goes, hmm.
"A little bit more, a little bit." Guy does it. "A little bit." I was like, "Bro, you think those little bits are gonna make a fucking difference? You think a girl's gonna walk down the road and go, 'I'd fuck him!'
But there's an extra millimeter on the left side of his hair. Maybe I want... Like, on what planet are you? You think that makes any fucking noticeable difference to anyone? No one gives a fuck. The worst thing about it was he was overweight. He was a fat fuck. If you really give a shit, go to the gym. What if it improved your personal appearance? Get running. I'm fucking fucking around with half a millimeter. And his dick is so small he's obsessed with fucking lengths. Because he has a little tiny cock. He's like, oh, if I get the length just right. If I get an extra millimeter off my hair and I get an extra inch on my dick, maybe a girl will love me. It's bullshit.
And as a man, I do this all the time. I've turned up to dates
in sweatpants with an old t-shirt on.
And I'll go, "Oh, sorry, I just came from the gym." And the girl doesn't care. "Did I come from the gym?" No, I just couldn't be bothered to change. But I'll just rock up and go, "Yeah, I came from the gym. Anyway, okay, so what's your name again?" Oh yeah, alright, okay, bang.
Fifth date this week, sit there, talk some shit, bang, bang, bang, bang. She doesn't care what you wear, and she doesn't care about your hair. She doesn't give a fuck about the expensive clothes and all that. No, girls don't give a shit. What they give a shit about is gain.
But male haircuts are probably the epitome, the top of the mountains of pointless shit men do.
thinking it's going to make a difference.
"If I get a haircut, it looks better today." Obviously, you ain't gonna be a scruffy motherfucker. Obviously, you won't get your beard done, whatever, whatever. But in general, the specifics of a haircut are garbage.
It was about six, no, not six. My brother was about 19 and I was 20. When I first discovered this, because I said to my brother, I was wearing trombie clothes, I'm going to go to meet a girl who was like that. I said, you know what?
I'm gonna just wear trampy clothes all the time and see if it makes a difference in girls. And after about two months, I said to him, "Look, my ratio of fucking bitches has gone down 0% walking around in my gym clothes."
Because I used to train twice a day when I was a professional fighter, so train twice a day. There's no point in me putting nice clothes on in between. It's a pain in the ass. So I used to wear gym clothes all the time. And then my brother started doing it. He goes, yeah, you're right. Wear gym clothes. You're the fuck. Train your sweatpants. It's bullshit. And haircuts are absolutely an artly bullshit. If you're a dude who gives a shit about your hair, question yourself why. Because girls don't fucking care. I can guarantee you that. I just shaved all my hair off. I was telling this to some person. They're like, well, you've got a haircut. I was like, no, I'm not a haircut. I've got hair.
But I'll go to my barber, and if he's busy, I'll go to some other barber. And if he cuts it, at the end, he gets the mirror out and goes, is that okay? I have never once said no. I've never once been like, oh, can you give me a blowjob? No, I'm always just like, yeah, fine.
and pay it. Who gives a fuck? Cut the hair. It's shorter. I came in with longer hair. Now it's shorter hair. I've had my hair cut. Conversation over. Anyway, this smart ass asked me, you've got a haircut. I said, no, I have hair and I'm a haircut.
I have hair.
"Yeah, well you have hair." Instead of knocking them out, I shaved my head off. I was like, "You know what? Fuck it." Bang! Shaved it off. Then I go in there and say, "Can you shave it this much? That she's like this, though?" So then I said, "Get rid of it."
Okay, thanks. Bang, bang. Alright, bang.
That's how you have to be as a man. Fuck that garbage. If you give a shit about your haircut, you have to question yourself why, because girls don't care.
So the only reason why is because you want to, I don't know, either impress yourself, because you like to sit in the mirror with your dick in your hand, jerking off, measuring with a fucking, I don't know,
laser-guided fucking measurement on your own hair hoping the millimeters are right just before you jizz or you're trying to impress other dudes like a homo.
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