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I'm spiritually Russian. If I can drive the ladder, I can drive anything. Mexicans did not invent problems.
Do I go to Russia? Tonight. Take confidential Russia. Bears, snow. Don't tell me it's summer, it's Russia.
Moscow please we're about to fly to Moscow
*Sings*
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- Amazing.
- Russia, here we are. They say it's difficult to come here. Maybe it used to be, but it really wasn't that hard to get here, so why not enjoy the place? Think about it, snow, bears, look all the snow. True?
t-shirt. Ever wrestled a bear? Nah. We're going to. Bailey bear wrestling? Bailey bear wrestling. All right. For take confidential. I didn't sign up for this. This is 0% the joke on any level. You're wrestling a bear. You're also going to have to change your face. I don't like it. My face? Put on your Russia face. Exactly. I don't know what that means. In Russia they say a smile without a reason is the sign of an idiot. And you're sitting there smiling. Why are you smiling? I don't have
have an answer to that no rebuttal too happy like me you know yeah you never smile I'm spiritually Russian I'm really happy inside you wouldn't know red square you know why it's called the red square I mean I can probably put two and two together but enlighten me please
Okay.
If T says that, then I definitely don't. Please tell me. No, no, I don't know why. Oh gosh. Okay. It is red.
You're a dummy.
- Who is this guy? - Who's your mate? - I walked into that one.
Nice. We actually did it. I can't really believe it. Look.
We're in Moscow. I told you I had to go to Moscow. I thought you were just pulling my leg. I've got stuff to do. What can be that important? Hey, where in the world can you find a Ferrari dealership? One in Bucharest, one in London. Yeah. Really, right? Yeah. Fugatti, France, Germany, Dubai. I don't know where you're going with this. It's only one place in the world with a Lada dealership. No, we didn't come to Russia to buy a Lada. I'm looking to upgrade the fleet.
Where else was I going to go? I don't know. Is that why we're here? Where can I find an official- Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop walking so fast.
Why are you Russians? That was good, I wasn't expecting that.
Considering I am a more real of a nigger than you, I guess I'm playing with the black people.
Attempting to enslave my people.
all over again. I still feel the weight of the shackles. That's why I wear the diamond watch. Remind me of what you all did to me. You know how often I cry and get visibly upset over George Floyd, right? Well, this is payback. Don't we all? This is payback.
For our man George, upstanding member of society.
Nice
Can't believe your people did this to us. Wait a second, wait a second, wait a second. Wait a second, wait a second.
He can't breathe, I win.
I wasn't prepared for that.
We literally can't put this on the internet. Good game. Good game.
You won. He choked you out. Looks like it.
I can't beat me. Chest cigarette. My brain on fire. Chest cigarettes aren't a thing. They used to be at the old tournaments when my dad used to take us in 1996. We were still with smoke.
Do you remember Dad sitting around with a bunch of men in Budapest, Hungary in 1996, smoking loads of cigarettes playing chess? Yeah, take one. Fine, chess cigarettes.
Well now I can beat you.
What on earth is this? Well the whole packet cost me 90 cents. I thought, you know, while you're in Russia, do as the Russians do. I now understand why Russians are bullock loose. From the Cohiba tobacco that I'm used to smoking... Yes. ...to this.
Welcome to Russia. What I need, in fact, is a camera that when I press the second button, fires a bullet. What I need are some walking shoes with a throwing knife hidden in the heel. I think the laser on my Diamond AP is a little bit low, low on battery, so I need a new laser watch.
underwater to sneak into compounds. I need a phone and when I type my pin code in wrong it explodes into someone's hand. I need a belt that fires a grappling hook over walls so I can walk up them by leaning backwards. I mean this is the home of espionage. The golden age of espionage. I think we need to uh... Is there a museum for that kind of thing here? Let's go to the mall. Let's go. I know why your cousin didn't come. Who's cousin? Your cousin. I know why I don't have a cousin. Why didn't he come? Don't you remember the last time we took him to see the cow?
that are doubled down on 20, get an ace, 21. It's a gambling thing, you don't know anything about gambling. Remember when I was talking about gambling in Vegas? - No. - We're about to learn. - Oh yeah, I remember. - Tried to take him to Macau, we had a mental breakdown because we accidentally made $100 trillion in the casino. Started crying his eyes out because we enjoyed our life. Now we try to take him to the Moscow, and he's like, "Oh, I think I'll just stay here in the office."
working on the real world.
Who turns down a trip to Moscow?
Your cousin.
Your cousin? I don't have a cousin. Sitting in Chicago somewhere typing on a keyboard. Kill yourself. Yeah, he should kill himself. Who's your mate?
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Is this Tristan's cousin? Yeah. Hi Tristan. Yeah, you can begin. Thank you. Tristan's cousin, can you check your email please? Don't you remember when we took you to the cow? The Macow? Well now we're taking you to the Moss Cow. Check your email.
Listen.
Luke, you need to come to Moscow. First class ticket. Don't waste my money. This is important. I don't buy you a first class ticket for no reason. That was like $17,000. I expect to see you on the flight. We'll be waiting for you armored cars outside the airport. No, I'm not coming to Moscow. Didn't you have a great time last time you met the cow? No, not really. I mean, it was fine. But no, no, I'm doing poor work here. I can't go to Moscow. I'm with the team. I need to...
I need to do all this stuff. War Room Chess is up to 412 million. Listen, you need to come to Moscow. It's all organized. I know you won't let me down. We'll be waiting at the airport. I'll have a placard. There'll be singers. We'll break bread. We'll do the whole thing. We'll make a big thing about you coming to Moscow. I'll be there personally. You know I'm busy. I have no time to waste.
If I'm standing at the airport, I know you definitely won't let me down. First class ticket. See you soon. Yes, sorry.
Well...
Yes, shall I? Don't stand outside, don't wait. At the 1.7%, yeah, that's fine.
Okay, see you soon. No, don't wait for him. I'm coming. The matte black Charon Supersport, he requested. He's on his way.
I walked through the smoke with my head held high. Lost a few nights, but I never lost my life. They wanted me broken, they wanted me small. The pressure made diamonds out of nothing at all. Every storm on me speaks, every tear had a price. I was down on my knees, now I'm touching the sky. I did from the ground, stone by stone, pain by pain.
I built it from the ground, through the storm, through the shame. They tried to bring me down, but I rose up louder. I built it from the ground, now I stand on my own empire. Tristan's cousin. Do you want to leave me in here? Ah, Tristan's cousin, how are you?
so it's quite serendipitous.
You missed your flight. I know these things happen. What happened? I mean, obviously I had something come up, so you must have had something come up. What happened?
Well, I guess it's just that I couldn't make it to the airport. I had to go to St. Petersburg. And you missed your flight. So I'd like you to check your email.
First class. First class.
We're going to see the churches, we're going to look around at the old cathedrals. It's a beautiful place. I've been here for a while. Everyone's talking about you. Nobody is having any fun until you arrive. Everyone's saying, you know what, it'll be so much better with Tristan's cousin here. We can't wait for Tristan's cousin to come. We miss his hat. Everyone wants you here. So I guess it's good you missed the first flight, but just make sure you don't miss this one. I'll definitely be waiting for you at the airport. I mean, I spent $17 ,000 on the last flight.
You can pay me back. You can pay me back. This one was only 15,000. I'm not sure why it's cheaper, but it's on me.
See you soon. See you tonight. See you soon. See you soon. He's definitely 100% coming. He promised me on the phone he was going to come. That's what he said. He said, "Andrew, I promise I'm going to come. I won't let you down." He promised us. And he would hate to be a promise breaker in front of the entire...so, I guess we'll see Tristan's cousin soon.
Excited to go to the top of a very beautiful cathedral we just saw. Yeah. I'm gonna try to hold the camera steady. Alright, let's go.
This is gonna be the jitteriest, shakiest of all time. I can't even. Sorry TC. I can't keep up.
Would you quit or what? No. Let's go.
Easy peasy. That was impressive. Incredible thing about looking at all these old buildings. How long, not only each one took to build, but how long they've stayed in the passage of time. It's truly incredible, especially in this modern world we live in. I remember only 20, 30 years ago, everyone was a lot more solid in their social standing. There was a lot more social mobility, but there was a lot more contentment and happiness. People had one sexual partner their entire life. They had one job their entire life. Lived in one town their entire life. Had two cars their entire life. Went to one social setting their entire life. One bar. Now everybody changes everything. Constantly. We all have
10 new partners a year, three new jobs a year, changing cities all of the time. Nobody dedicates himself to one thing anymore. That's why all of the beauty, especially of Europe, will never be replicated. Because no one's interested in spending 70 years to build a building. Nobody wants to be in the same place their entire lives. Nobody wants to dedicate their time to something they'll never see completed. Instead, it's all about extraction. How quickly can we build this building, turn a profit on the building, extract currency from the building, and then demolish the building to start all over again. I could be philosophical and I could apply that to relationships.
Why are countries becoming economic zones as opposed to homogenous homelands for the people who built them? Extract and destroy. That's what I think about these old buildings. The people who built them built them for a particular sect, religion, ethnicity of people. They built them to stand the test of time and they gave up their lives to make sure that they were completed even if they didn't get the benefit from them directly. And that's truly a beautiful thing and that's one of the most beautiful things about humanity. We are losing in real time and you see it all around us. You can apply it to nearly anything that we're experiencing in the modern world.
$100 if you tell me what SPQR stands for. I was trying to think of some hilarious pun, but my brain's not working this morning. SPQR, the letters missing from up here. I said $100 if you tell me what it stands for. I don't even see SPQR up there. No, but that's the Roman crest. That's the crest of the Roman Empire. But it's missing the four letters at the bottom.
Rome, but then the Aikido switched it to Senatis Populus Kei Romanus, which means the Senate of the people of Rome. And it was a subtle change within, like, this army represents the Senate and the people. And then it's like, oh, no, no, this army represents the Senate of the people. So it's kind of a power grab. So depending on which era SPQR is written, it stands for some resistance. That's why I needed to get it wrong.
Why are you lying? That is completely true.
I am not making that up. Hi, my name's Tristan, and I make a fake history bank, so I sound smart. Hi, my name's Brandon. I don't know any history besides the Alamo, 'cause I'm a redneck from Texas. That's the only one that matters. Never forget, baby. That's the only one that matters. Remember the Alamo. Never forget. What else do you think you would matter? Everything. Hamburger. Why is a hamburger called a hamburger if it's made from beef?
Because we are American and we decided that's a hamburger. No, 0% true. It's because it was originally called a Hamburg sandwich. And it was a style of sandwich coming from Germany, Hamburg, and German immigrants popularized it in the United States. Which is the same reason... That's not the propaganda. Same reason why a hot dog is called a Frankfurter in America. Nah. Because it started as a Frankfurt sandwich. You need to check your sources. So both of these two sandwiches in the United States were popularized by German immigrants. The Frankfurt sandwich and the Hamburg sandwich. Oh, wow. Which is why a hamburger is called a hamburger.
Are you saying a hot dog's a sandwich? We're at Peterhof. It was the summer palace of the Romanon royal family of Russia. The royal family spent all of their summers. The winter palace. Now we're at the summer palace. Built by Peter the Great. It's absolutely huge. It's like 150 hectares. 105 fountains I think. And it is a living museum that everybody can come to and enjoy. But it used to be, I guess, reserved exclusively for the royal family. But as you know, they were all murdered in the Bolshevik revolution.
don't know that because you don't know what the Bolshevik revolution was the uncultured Americans finally learned something about the rest of the world you know people have this idea they always ask the question which period of history would you live in if you could go back to time but what that question really means is which period of history would you be rich in because nobody's going to go back to the Roman Empire being olive farmer are they it always means where would you want to be rich because the kings and the people who we wrote history about were always rich so
this time in history. The world's a very interesting place but more than anything I like being rich. I'd rather be the Emperor of Russia than some modern day wagey working at McDonald's. And I'd rather be rich today than some peasant back then farming the tables. So that's all I have.
Watch when we hit that sea. Most of the snow come down. Two bad brothers and a whole town. Touchdown. This is the windiest boat in the world. The windiest boat in the world. When did this boat get so windy?
I knew we were in Russia, so I knew the boat would be cold. Because normally when I get on boats in like Hong Kong, or Dubai, or Miami, normally they're warm boats.
In fact, you see me on a boat all the time. I'm basically the captain of Earth. When they said a boat in Russia, I knew it would be freezing cold. I knew I should have bought one of those fluffy hats, but I didn't think it would be too windy for me to light my cigar. Baby, here. Can you light this cigar? I believe in you. Girl power. I'm a feminist in America. Did you know this? I'm really big for women empowerment. Did you know this? Yeah, exactly. So now I'm doing it in Russia. I'm here in St. Petersburg.
It is freezing. I had to take my shirt off though because I'm on a boat.
Obviously so I'm just gonna have to get a hypothermia I guess We see some penguins here soon
Some seals.
Polar bears?
Having a great time. Yeah, St. Petersburg is really northern. It never gets dark here. It stays light all night long. Which is kind of cool for the first couple days. And then you catch yourself thinking it's 7 o'clock when it's 1 a.m. Or maybe that's just the jet lag from being an international multimillionaire.
Where's...
Did you manage to do it, baby? No. So I'm not a feminist anymore?
Now I'm going to have to become a misogynist. Gonna have to become a world famous misogynist now, I guess. Oh well. It's not your fault, it's the boat's fault, baby. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. Your cousin loves boats. I'm surprised he's not here.
Every time he's here, he always teaches me about folks. He missed his flight. Can you believe it? Did he miss his second flight? He missed his second flight. He must be so busy or the traffic must be so bad. I know he's definitely not wasting my money.
I need to book him a third first class flight to Russia. You can't keep wasting money booking him flights that he doesn't take. I'll waste the money, Mike. Brother's cousin definitely wouldn't
not show off. Of course he would. He's not autistic. He's not like a weirdo who hates people. If I keep buying him first class tickets, eventually he'll order his taxi on time.
Thanks for reminding me. We'll call it once we're off the boat.
*Square*
Chains. We'll make a baby. We're done. Black. Real nigger.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
The world is so close to the world.
*Sings*
Your cousin's not answering.
Of course he is.
Tristan's cousin.
Second flight you missed.
However,
Serendipity.
has worked out for us once again, don't worry. Check your email.
third flights in your inbox because we left St. Petersburg and now we're back
Moscow and I want to make sure
that when we collect you from the airport,
you safely arrive at your hotel.
Because I'm a nice guy.
Nice. So we're training the security gear.
We're going to make sure that we have the vehicle to collect you from the airport.
Your ticket's booked.
I know you won't let me down for a third time,
In fact, the first two times you didn't even let me down. I know you missed the flight because there must have been bad traffic or you didn't order your taxi, but...
Luckily for you,
I had things my end, but this time I'm definitely 100% going to be outside the airport to pick you up.
So I'm here with your cousin,
trusted.
We're excited to see you soon.
.
Let me know. Drop me a message. Drop me a voice note and...
Just let me know you got the ticket.
*crickets*
He's not coming.
We can't risk Tristan's cousin.
We stop a special place, you go inside a trench, tank right on you and you throw a granite, okay?
next obstacle course if you want, little bit run
Army Fitness, ok?
I show you how to run, next you run one by one, okay?
If you show me the best time, I take you a special medal Minister of Defense of Russia, okay? Nice!
We lose
Then push up
If you understand, you need to say: "Так точно!"
- Start touch. - Start touch. - Start touch. - Start touch. - Start touch. - Ready?
- Ready? - Doctor! - Doctor! On the left! - Ready, let's lift.
- What team team is that, baby? A -Team, obviously. Have you ever seen the A -Team? No. I'm gonna teach him today. I love it when a plan comes together. I feel like there is no plan. But the plan is coming together. There is a plan. And Andrew loves it when that happens. Operation Collect, Tristan's cousin, from the airport.
And how will we shoot from the dead? One, two, three, go!
The sea of the sea of the sea, the sea of the sea, the sea of the sea, the sea of the sea, the sea of the sea, the sea of the sea.
- Yeah, yeah! - Rock! - Rock! - Rock! - I did it!
- We're in rock! - We're in rock, bro! - One, two, three, let's go!
One, two, three, let's go!
L.I.U. count. Go! One, two, three!
- Four.
Five!
- Six! - Six!
- Seven!
- Out!
- Yes!
Yes, okay. Good job. Now your mission you will be shooting from the tank. Yes? Sure. Okay, go. No worries, Kevin, it can be the most different than Alada. He said it's the same as Alada. It's not Alada. It's not Alada. He's gonna crack the tank. No shit thing.
I'll explain it to you, because I have to get the hang of it. There are two levers left and right. There's a brake and a gas. The gas has a huge delay. It's heavy. You put your gas down, one, two, three, four, nothing, and then it all starts pulling away. You pull left to turn left, you pull right to turn right. Hard to drive. If I could drive a ladder, I could drive anything.
Yeah, that's two cup left. Weird right? The neck warrior. Just like the Bugatti.
Army 36 seconds. All right. This is here. Yes. Forward and down to action.
- Mm-hmm, come on. - Cut it, cut it.
Like a woman, Tristan. Like your wife. His wife hates him. That's why his wife doesn't love him anymore.
Pest propellant. Come in my house now, decot.
*gunshot* We need to light it properly.
*laughs* That's a bad idea.
*BOOM*
We're good.
Worked perfectly. It did. I love it when a plan comes together. Your cigar literally smells of gasoline. You shouldn't smoke that.
You lit it with a flamethrower.
You don't smell gasoline?
No. So no one will ever remember your name. I'm not sure how that's how that works.
Seriously since when did the fucking Aztecs invent popcorn? This is why everyone hates Tristan. He's such a little bitch. It's a little pussy. Talk about some fucking Mexicans. Mexicans didn't invest popcorn. What's the last time? Mexicans did not invent popcorn. Tristan. Tristan. He's always fucking. Always. Always Mexicans. Mexicans. Ooh. Tacos. Faggot. So you admit that's good popcorn? It's famous, isn't it? I know. It's famous. It's Biscovian popcorn. Yeah, I know. It was invented here.
- Mexicans in there. - No problem. - Proof it. - It's on camera. - It is on camera.
AI.
I just take propaganda
Why do you have popcorn, by the way? Am I?
Thank you.
Nice. Wait, is there such a thing as MI? They all seem pretty stupid to me.
I'm not.
I'm not gonna lie, that joke kinda went over my head. I'm talking about Mexican intelligence. It's a joke about AI, MI, Mexican intelligence. They're not smart.
You fucking suck.
Tristan, bring your cousin back. This guy sucks.
Yeah, true.
- As a cameraman and a friend. - Nice.
Where's your cousin? Did he miss his flight again? Let me tell you something about my cousin. He missed his flight again. My cousin? Well, you just reminded me. I'll send him a fourth ticket. Because we're $100,000 as deep on tickets for your cousin.
My cousin.
- Brand?
would not have worn a t-shirt and a hat to the Kremlin.
I don't know what the Kremlin is. Hey, I'm just going to go like this because I'm American. You make me sick. Would you go to the White House dressed like that? Yes.
Rolling up a card saying democracy.
on January 6th.
Yeah.
I'm wearing a t-shirt.
*cough*
or scum, both of you.
Did you know that Mexicans invented popcorn?
I think Tristan's scared of popcorn. No, M.I. told me that.
So we're going to the Kremlin.
- I'm sorry.
I don't know if you're allowed in.
Let me just wear some jeans and sneakers.
Fuck you rednecks. What's wrong with you guys?
It's actually embarrassing. You don't know.
to wear nice clothes when we go to the clinic.
I wasn't told we were going to the Kremlin.
You want?
Even if I was, I don't know what that means.
Thank you.
But now I know, lesson learned.
I'm going to tuck my shirt in and everything will be fine.
How would you feel, India?
The equivalent of an Indian here
It was like--
I wore a poo-stained vest to the White House. I did not know what the White House was. My friends said we go to the White House. I wear my poo-stained clothes.
That's you.
right now.
- Me! - In my life. You are the...
So we're the equivalent of turning the White House into the Brown House.
Thank you.
This tree was planted by Yuri Gagarin. I don't know who that is. You don't know who Yuri Gagarin was?
Seriously? Never heard the name. Who's Yuri Gagarin? First man in space. First man in outer space. Wasn't that Neil Armstrong? Do Americans learn like it was you guys who went first? That's the first man on the moon. The first human to ever go into outer space was a man named Yuri Gagarin. And he was from the USSR. And he planted this tree. And you're looking at a piece of history that you rednecks don't even know exists. Cool. Who's the first person in space? Robert E. Lee? Nah. Definitely Neil Armstrong. Yeah Neil Armstrong. You are both.
retarded.
Yuri Gagarin, if you're American and you're watching at home, look up who he was. It's definitely Neil Armstrong. It's Neil Armstrong.
Want an ice cream?
I'm good, thank you though.
Just like last time. Brandon, I bet you want ice cream, don't you? I'll gladly take an ice cream. Thank you. Sorry, can I have one more?
- Three? - Yeah, one more.
Thank you, friend. Thank you, friend. Just like last time. You remain a cunt. Put that intake on the net.
- Please, please.
Legs.
Bye-bye.
Thank you. It's actually gas. It's horrible. No way that's banging. Fucking banging. Looks horrific. Absolutely banging. No one asks what you think of it. You don't even have one, so don't give a shit what you think. It'd be fair, the man who doesn't have an ice cream. How can you say what? He doesn't have an opinion. Fucking want it.
It's actually quite pathetic. The guy standing by the side of the road, he sees three Ferraris driving past, he's like, I don't want a Ferrari. Good crap. That's you right now. The ice cream -less man.
I feel bad not giving you guys a drink.
I'm 91, so this is going to be a hard competition. We're going to see how it goes. Is that in pounds? What is that in pounds? I don't know. We don't use pounds in the real world. Let's run it. Like if you do powerlifting or you do the sport at your level, what is the most common injury? What happens to you most? You know, probably the chest. You hurt your neck or something. Yeah. That is the shit that happened to me towards my hamstring. Yeah, it's like three centimeters like. Wow.
and it's great to be locked in and dialed in 100% focused, but there does get a point where you have to decide all of your energy anymore. We only get to live once, and unfortunately, we have lots of things to achieve. You've got to have children, take care of your family, you want to be successful, you want to train your sport, you want to do everything. So being dedicated is great, but there is a time, there is a day where you finally go, you know what, I'm going to do it a little bit more recreational, focus on something else. 10 of these? How many am I doing? What's your prime?
How many am I doing with these? No, no, no. Not how much you lift your body weight. I've always been around the same weight. I've always been like between 19 and 93. I've always been this weight. But I fought a lot better when I was younger. I think when you get older you just reactions slow down a little bit. And that few, I learned recently that little half a second delay is too much.
It's a little bit quicker, that's the problem. So, I've still got enough, you know, if I get angry on the street or whatever. - You warming up or no?
Yeah, if you want, I can bet you the other.
Yeah, jump in. Come on, don't listen. He needs to do some work. He just wants to make the YouTube be a superstar now. He wants to be famous and just talk. We're going to make him work. We're going to make him do something.
Thank you.
You've got to show off, you know. If you're good at something, you may as well show the world.
Thank you.
*Drums*
Usually in my show I'm just only talk.
So that was the question.
This time.
We're going to make him work.
This time we're gonna make him work.
I'm going to put it through.
I'm sure it'll be easy and he won't care, but we're gonna try. We're gonna try and make him something remove him.
This is his warm-up. I don't want to show over. We have to make you work.
Thank you.
-
Yes!
you
Oh, dear.
*gunshot*
-
Yes.
*gunshot*
*Gunshot*
Alright. Light work.
Light work. 1:14. It's hard to do a small amount.
I'm 90kg, he's 105kg, he's 5000kg.
I started to do small, I was like, okay. I didn't know if I'm big enough for this.
- Thank you.
- Yeah. -
.
I'm not.
*Dunner*
You got it, you got it, you got it, you got it.
- Easy.
All right.
You've got to, like,
It's 50kg heavy. I think you've got to think about 5kg.
For sure.
You can do like one fourth to five, but I recommend you stop.
Because...
When the weight grows up your peak will get bad. Yeah, and it's maybe I'll try 150 and I can't do 150. If I can't do 150 I'll quit. Let me try 150.
Might work.
Might work. Let's do that a million times.
I'm really impressed. Yeah? How strong is this? You know what strong is. Like you know how strong people are in the real world outside of your world.
because they always think like
you want to
If they will take too much, they're too slow. That's why their work was like 50 kilos.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what we do. That's what we do most of the time. 50 kilos, hundreds of us. Famous guys from Russia, from other countries, like after Beyoncé, you know, from Game of Thrones and other guys. Demon's wrap, a lot of guys, you know. And from the martial arts, or from boxing, MMA, nobody can do what you do. Oh, thanks. Thank you, that means a lot. Thank you. It means a lot. Yeah.
And the main thing, you are very tall and the bench press is like the last thing where I think that you can do something.
Ready?
-
- Thank you.
14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 22.
11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 18, come on, 22, 19, 20, three more, three more. Almost 21, 20 and a half. Leg check, brother. Well done, brother.
- I'm hoping that you know all the very complicated, intricate movements to this. - It's very hard. It's harder than powerlifting, it's harder than kickboxing, it's the most. You've got to get the technique correct.
- You know this, Sam? - Yeah. - Ready? - Teach me, guys. - We're gonna go white first, watch me, watch me. Ready? - Watch it. - So, right, left, that's it. - That's the whole dance. - That's the whole dance. - That's the whole dance. - It's got a bump with it. Just gotta enjoy it.
That's it. That's the dance. You gotta move your arms like this. Up, down, up, down, that's it. Easy. It's a good cardio workout. This is so Russian. It's very Russian, brother. This is the most Russian version of the dance you've ever done. You're gonna put it in your song.
To the man, brother. I don't know what the fuck that is. Oh, shit. He pulled off.
Why don't you take a sip to find out? $100 from Russia.