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Most of you watching know that I'm a very difficult man to annoy. I'm not the kind of guy who walks through Earth with endless pet peeves.
- No, sir, I'm Mr. Nice. One of my pet peeves,
is people who think it makes them somehow hard, or tough, or cool, to be low on gas.
In fact, it's basically just irresponsible. In the event of an emergency, let's say you have to quickly get to a hospital,
or there's a fucking roadblock
or there's a flood or whatever and you have
10 minutes of idle running gas in your car. You're gonna freeze to death in the snowstorm.
Because you think you're tough as fuck. The number of times I'm in the car with someone, I'm like, bro, you need gas. Nah, bro, I don't need gas, bro.
Bro.
Broke what?
You're gonna run out of gas, G.
You're not tough. You're not stronger than gas. That doesn't even make sense. You're such a tough guy. You don't put gas in your own fucking car. It's just gonna keep going because it's
Scared to stop? Don't want to piss that dude off. I better just defy the laws of physics and just keep on going.
When your gas runs out,
Your car stalls.
And if you're driving with the gas meter down this low,
That means that in the event of an emergency, which you don't obviously anticipate because you're a fucking dummy,
You can't go anywhere or do anything.
I refuse to drive with less than half a tank of gas in my car. I'm not going to be the jackass who's out of gas. My car is going to be idly running and I'm going to be warm,
Or I'm going to be able to run as long as I can possibly run. I'm not going to be that fucking guy. Could have saved my life, but shit, no gas.
I'm flabbergasted. Sorry. I'm just thinking of all the people I know who literally do this and think it makes them tough.
You know the worst thing about it?
The people who do this, this is the worst thing about it.
The people who do this
eventually need gas. So I'll be driving with a guy, I had a friend, I was in a Lambo, he was in a Ferrari,
We're driving. There's a gas station. I stopped the gas station. I put gas in. I was like, bro, do you need gas? Nah, man.
Yeah, but we're at the gas station. I got loads of gas.
We're already at the gas station. Cool. Quick gas in.
Go in, go piss. Get back on the road. We're driving, we're driving, we're driving. An hour later, he pulls over at the gas station.
Well, a waste of everyone's fucking time! Like, why'd you stop? "Oh, you got gas."
Wait, why didn't you?
You were too strong for gas at the last gas station. You were a tough guy. What happened now? You got your ass whooped?
Someone beat you up in the car, you're a pussy now?
Why don't you just put gas in when the gas is like, you're, I, I, it fucking blows my mind.
It's this pathetic attempt at fucking being tough, I guess. Every guy I know who does it, they talk like they're fucking UFC world champ.
Listen to these people.
Nah, bro, my God. Bro, you would've put gas in the empty car, bro.
Pussy.
What?
Thank you.
If you watch Take Confidential, you'll be interested to have this thing when you say fuck ass. Fuck ass! Fuck ass! Yeah!
Fuck ass!
Fuck ass.
Fuck gas. And when we say fuck gases and gases are real. And this is because this is based on a completely true story.
We were driving on a supercar rally.
Everyone's driving a supercar rally.
We got to the gas station, there was a long line of supercars, so getting gas was taking a long time.
I bought gas.
Tristan got gas. One of our friends had to wait another 20 minutes before he could get gas.
And we're like, "Bro,
You need gas. It's like, nah, I don't need gas. It's like, bro, you literally have a quarter of a tank.
This is a long mountain pass. It may not be another gas station for a long time.
You need gas.
He was caught in a tank's loads. Fuck ass.
Cool. Fuck gas. You're right. Gas ain't real.
So we go in the cars and halfway up the mountain pass, guess what happened?
I'll give you $1,000 if you can guess what happened.
He ran out of gas.
It's like, well, fucking duh.
And then ever since then, now every time we're interested in driving, we're like, I need gas. We say, fuck gas.
As in...
Gas isn't real, but it is real.
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Whew.
Next time I see somebody doing this,
I'm going to remind them
that they're a dumb cunt.
I don't know if I'm allowed to say that word. Oh, I'm on Rumble. I'll excite her the fuck I want.
You're dumb as fuck. You do not defy the laws of physics. Having no gas in your car is irresponsible. It does not make you look tough or strong or cool.
In fact, I would actually argue the opposite.
I've had many times beautiful women get in my car and I've literally had, even though females lack basic perspicacity,
have noticed and paid attention to the fact that my phone
on the dash is fully charged.
and my car is full.
My battery's full, my car is full.
Combat ready.
Why the fuck would I not have a full battery and a full fucking tank of gas?
That gives me the best possible chances in all of the scenarios of the multiverse. Who knows what's going to happen? This gives me the best possible chances.
Also goes to phone battery, I see those people.
and they're like, they put their phone on charge, like, oh, that's enough, and they unplug it. I'm like, how much you got? I was 7%, that's fine.
Seven percent?
That's not fun. Maybe if you're a dumbass and you don't use your phone very much. I mean, I know I have a phone addiction, but I have a lot of important things to do. Or maybe if you run out of battery, nobody gives a shit.
If I ran out of battery within an hour and people couldn't get hold of me, there'd be search teams on the street.
Armed.
Like it'd be a big deal. I can't just run out of battery. I can't just go 6% that'll do
It's just a level of...
disorganization, it gives me anxiety.
when I see these people functioning with their 6% battery core of a tank of gas, just so unorganized, going through life wondering why they're fucking broke. Charge your fucking phone, put gas in your fucking car. Of all the difficult things there is to do in your life to make sure that you can basically live
functioning and prepare yourself for all contingencies. Charging your phone and putting gas in your car, I've got me two of the fucking easiest.
If you're walking the planet and can't manage to do those two things, I don't want you anywhere near me. New rule. Because being rich, one of the best things about it is being ridiculously principled over things people don't understand.
If I start hanging out with somebody or I get in somebody's car and their phone is not charged, I'm going to remember it. If they have no gas in their car, I'm going to remember it. Three strikes, you're out. Next time I see this fucker, they better have a full tank of gas and a full fucking phone battery.
People who have no phone battery and no fucking gas in their cars give me anxiety. I don't like it. It's too unorganized. They're too calm in the sense, they're too calm in a space of disorganization.
Means their lives are probably a mess. Their fucking apartment is probably fucking covered in cockroaches.
Fuck ass.
Yeah.