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- So Ted, why are you wearing boxers to the stream? - I'm wearing my kickboxing shorts because it's first thing in the morning.
I didn't crash my house at 9 a.m. You told me to come. And who's, all right, can we real quick get this out of the way? They're mad at me for bailing like 30,000 times, but basically I was supposed to stream.
Years ago.
Tell them whose fault it was that we didn't stream yesterday, the day before, etc. Yours. How?
because you didn't turn up.
What are you talking about? It didn't turn up. I've been to your house every.
- Hey! - I said 10 p.m. It's 11 p.m. You said I'm about to leave. Nah, that's unacceptable. You were late. - I was late that week. - We were tardy.
I was tardy. But to be fair, I came early this time.
You know what I'm saying, Chad? We are live. I know it's been a minute since I've been live. I've been out in Dubai. This guy brought me out here. You know what I'm saying? He flew me out. He got me right first. Why did I broke you, too? Bro, for the 8,000th time, I have American. I'm...
- Non-broke YouTube, I pay fucking $12 a month, whatever it is, bro. It's not my fault they hit me with the Dubai ads. - And they're playing adverts because you don't have YouTube premium. - Okay, you have your shirt off.
Right?
I was curious.
It's your household and I ask out of respect.
To not make things weird, may I please take my shirt off?
I'd rather put a shirt on. Should I put a shirt on? Put it on. Okay.
No problem. And then while I'm with a shirt on, can you sign up for YouTube branding?
Thank you.
Yeah.
Five things you bring in.
- Um, okay.
Should I take it off or?
*crickets*
Never mind.
That's a robe. It's not really a fucking shirt, but okay.
*Clears throat* Bro.
Okay.
It's my house. True.
Have you signed up for YouTube Premium? I'm not buying it. I'm not buying that shit, bro. Like, do you have a deal with YouTube now? Why do you care so much? I've never seen anybody of- of-
significant standing,
in society have broke YouTube.
Crackheads! Watch adverts on YouTube. Bro, I'm not buying the fucking- I'm not buying it, bro.
I'm not buying that shit. I already have it on my phone. I have YouTube brand new. I have it.
Show me. Show me the YouTube app on your phone. I will. Look. I'll bet you're lying.
How much are you back?
- You just played adverts in front of me. - Premium! - Then how come you just played ads? - Because I'm not signed into my YouTube.
Can I just say something first off before we start the stream? By the way, guys, did notifications go out or no?
I want to let you know, bro,
Three things. First of all, thank you for inviting me out here. That's first of all. You're welcome.
Second of all, you changed my life, bro. - My what? - Yes. - Tell me why. - And I see you a little bit getting a little smiley here. - Well, I've changed a lot of people's lives. - You have. Here's my thing, right?
The thing is this, right? You have changed my life in a better way. I've realized a lot of things of the things you've spoken into. Yeah.
And I'm really starting to take my life seriously this time. I think you can tell that I'm serious. I came out here literally to...
be under your wing in a way.
And I don't know, I feel good about myself, bro.
What have you changed? What action have you taken? Or is it still in the stage where it's in your mind and you're starting to understand? That's great you asked. I'm currently not fucking anybody, okay? No hoes or anything like that.
I'm um...
I'm not fucking, I'm not cumming. Celibate. Celibate. I don't advocate for that. What do you mean?
There's nothing wrong with fucking bitches. You told me I'm not supposed to fuck girls. No, I said you're supposed to stay away from degeneracy, but you can still get like four wives.
Oh, okay.
Well, so I can still fuck like girls? You can have four wives. Yeah, of course.
How many wives do you have? Four.
You got four girls.
- For why? - Why, sorry, I didn't mean to disrespect. - It's fine. - Sorry.
But no, I'm not saying... I've never actually... Let's make this clear. I say avoid degeneracy as a whole. And a lot of degeneracy involves women doing stupid shit and parties and this kind of crap. But I don't advocate for...
Avoiding sexual on everyone's like I'm a fuck. I look like a fucking little person right now. I don't I don't I
He even said when I first met him that I'm actually very tall and I'm skinny in real life.
You did say that.
Vouch, you said that to me. You said, wow, wow, young man, you actually are really fit. Where's your wife? You need to get a good, wholesome woman.
Well, it's kind of fucking hard. We're in 2020-22. It's really hard to get a fucking nice, pleasant lady, bro. Find them. How?
Well, first things first, you have to find a good blueprint. I don't believe you find a good completed woman. You find a good blueprint.
one who is capable of learning and understanding,
that you can help grow, and then you turn her into the perfect woman. You must build the woman.
How?
By leading by example- Where do I get the blueprint? Where?
You know what I like about him? He's trying not to break hair. You're smiling a lot. I'm smiling. You're admired. Be honest. I'm happy to smile because I like the questions you're asking. Good. Okay, good. Okay, go ahead.
How do you find the blueprint in a woman?
All right.
I'm just, and I'm actually smiling. The true reason I'm smiling is every single time I answer anything about women, I smile a little bit because I know that there's going to be a field day of nature.
But truthfully you need to find a woman who's not completely corrupted by society and not broken. Oh no. That's what you have to do. Find one who's not broken and corrupted.
And then you need to show her that there's more happiness for you and her living a life of truth.
Right. Living a life of away from the degeneracy. And then you need to be man enough for her to respect you and allow you to lead her.
To the promised land. That's how. You're never going to find a complete and perfect woman. You're going to have to... Build it in. You're going to have to build her. Okay. There's two...
Please understand that
Either you are programming your woman's mind or society is programming your woman's mind.
And if you're going to allow society to program her mind, do you think she's going to be an honest, good person? No. What is society telling her to do?
Tell her to not do that. Well, society is telling her to be a 304. What's that? Well, let's just, I'm saying things I'm allowed to say on Twitch. But what's a 304? You can tell me. You can work it out.
But-- - 304.
Ask Fresh and Fit. They'll tell you. Society's telling her to be degenerate and promiscuous, right? But...
you have to tell her the opposite. So it's your programming against society's programming. If you just leave her to be empty without programming, I don't believe that women
truly
operate in that realm. I think to one degree or another, they're always programmed by someone or something. So you have to combat society's programming as a whole. That's how you build a good woman.
You have to sit with your woman. Let me ask you a question. Can you take a hoe and could you make her a queen?
I could.
Could I? No.
The absolute elite.
At the top echelons of masculine experience, you can turn a hoe into a housewife, but why would I want to do that?
You want to just take a housewife and build what you want. No, you don't find a housewife. This is my exact point. You have to find a good woman. Yeah. And then you sit there and watch Netflix with her and say, this is garbage. And she'll sit there and go, yes, you're right. This is garbage. And you awaken her to the matrix.
When you find a good woman, she watches the bullshit from The Matrix and says, this is garbage. I don't want to be that. I don't want to be like these other girls. You're right, Andrew. Thank you for saving me. You saved me from the degeneracy, Andrew. You are my lord. What would you like me to do for you?
That's what happens.
Hmm.
Wow.
I have a question. If you're with a girl laying in your bed and she turns on an Aiden Ross stream,
what would you do if you set a curiosity?
That's a very interesting scenario because I cannot possibly fathom the level of female which would watch you for entertainment.
Hey, no, I mean, no, this is not an insult.
I'm trying to think, so there's a chick, like a female,
I want to watch Aiden Ross, which, what kind of...
I can't even see that happening.
I can't see, I can't see this, bro. Not in my world. All right, hold on. How many, everyone in this chat, how many of you guys have a pussy in here? Put me in the chat. Let's just see how many people got pussies, all right? How many of you guys got a pussy, all right? How many of you guys would fuck me and Andrew? How many of you guys got a pussy in here? Let's just look what they say. Look, me, me, me. Look, let me be wearing me.
They're all putting me, Andrew? Look, somebody named Katie, me.
Anyway, let's go back to the point.
Women are built. So I'll give you examples of this, right? People will see me with one of my wives.
And she'll be respectful, she'll be getting everybody drinks, she'll be tidying up after everybody, she'll be making sure we all have a good time, she'll be a great host.
She'll be gorgeous, et cetera. And they'll go, wow, where'd you find her? I didn't find her anywhere. I made her that way. She wants to be that way for me. She wants to be that way for me. If she was with some pussy...
then she wouldn't act that way. Okay. And there's endless proof of this. Any real G who's out here long enough knows a girl who was a complete nightmare for her ex, and now she's a complete pussycat for the next dude. Oh, I see what you're saying. A woman is a reflection of her man. So if you want a good woman, you have to be a good man.
And please understand, like I said earlier, it's absolutely not really true. Women are programmed by one of two things, either you or society. If you allow society to program your female, she's only going to be a detriment on your life. And I would like to add in with Aiden Ross' advice.
Women are a program society and so are men.
You're so scared again. Hey, buddy, we're on fucking twitch. I think I want to get fucking a bro. I'm not like you I can't make millions out the fucking internet. I need this shit. I'm fucking done. I'm smoked Then I have to work for you to yell at me all fucking day. Yeah, I would if I lose my shit. I'm working with you You're taking me on the mountain, bro, bro. You can't work for me. You don't you're not ready for the war I'm a I'm an I'm an endless battle against the matrix agents of the machine are trying to fucking destroy me you wait
Am I part of this now?
No, you're a neutral civilian, an NPC. I'm not a bot, dumbass. You're a little bit. No, I'm not. I know what's going on. We had some very intellectual conversations off camera. You know, I, right? I was talking my shit. I was saying good things and I know about the world.
To go back to your point earlier about men being programmed by the matrix in society also. Yeah, I agree. Of course, everybody's programmed by society. I'm a fucking NPC, bro. No, everybody's programmed by society. That's true. Yes, thank you. But men operate and live in a slightly different realm than females because men live in a realm of absolute accountability and competence.
So do girls.
No, they don't. Girls have accountability and responsibility.
To who?
Women, if you're a beautiful-- - Yo! - Brov, brov, please understand me. If you're a beautiful woman, you're afforded luxuries, and one of the luxuries you're afforded is the ability to be wrong. Women can go through life,
and be wrong about things because they're hot. - Okay. - A man can't be wrong because you're living in a world of competency
and accountability you have to find the best way to possibly perform to get ahead a woman doesn't have to do that you can sit you can go on a date with a woman and sit there and she can tell you about magical crystal skulls and how she believes in them and this magical crystal skull gives her a positive energy and it helps her feel good and every time she's sick she rubs the crystal skull and she feels better that and because she's smoking hot nine times out of ten a man will sit there and
Interesting. And she'll just believe this fantasy until her tits get saggy. It's fine! But as a dude, you can't do that. Okay, I can. Let's look at this.
Let's say it's the other way around. Maybe I'm with a girl and she's like, oh my God, Aiden Ross, you're so fucking hot. I want to fuck the shit out of you. But I'm like, okay. And that's never happened.
Really? Don't shit on me like that, bro. I'm not, bro, but let's be honest. That's never happened. I'm better looking than you. Perhaps, but that's never happened.
Okay Has that ever happened to you? What? Someone's like "Aiden Ross is so hot?" Yes! "Aiden Ross is so hot, I wanna fuck you!" Yes! Yes! You're my giant! My chat's seen it a thousand times I wanna fuck you! Bro, that's never happened to you! Bro, it literally has on stream, it literally has. Fucking liar.
I get what you're saying, however, it can go both ways. What if a girl is super duper attracted to a guy, okay? And the guy happens to maybe say something that like, is like, oh my God, what the fuck is he talking about?
The girl's like, oh my God. Okay, it could be like this too. What if the guy's super duper fucking rich?
And the girl's like, and maybe I'm talking about fucking crystals and aliens fucking in the butt. And the girl's like, oh, that's kind of weird, but fuck it. I want to fuck him. How did the dude get super rich?
Because what you just described, you're making false comparisons. They're not the same, and I'm about to explain to you why.
I said that the woman is allowed to be incorrect on certain issues and not live in the real world because she is born with an innate value. She's born with...
Beauty which is given to her by God.
You are comparing that to a man's money, which is fine. Not just money. It's an example. Okay, it's an example. But in most cases, perhaps he has daddy's money. But in most cases, the man had to earn that money. He earned that value.
So they're different things. Comparing innate value and earned value are completely different scenarios.
- True. - To understand. - Hold on, are we frozen? Yo, yo, maybe it's them trying to stop us from having this combo. - The Matrix, we ain't frozen.
We're not?
That guy was really scary for a second. I think we were frozen for a second.
That's scary, Andrew. You call that scary? Are you not scared?
of your life has been easy
You're scared of a frozen stream? Yo, Andrew. Okay, we're good. Has anyone tried to kill you?
Yeah. Okay, then what the fuck are you worried about? Bro, it's hot in here. I'm sorry. You can't get mad at me, bro. It's hot. It's ridiculously hot, man. You have the AC at like 80 degrees Fahrenheit, bro. It's ridiculous.
There's no air coming in. I can't do this.
That's fine. Thank you. If you're prepared to show that to the world, then...
Come on, don't body shame me, man. I'm body shaming. I'm gonna cancel you for body shaming me in 2020-22. Oh, no. Don't cancel me. Oh, no. I'm all scared of getting canceled. Yeah, I am body shaming you. I'm trying to inspire you. Body shaming is a fantastic inspiration. In fact, I think that...
You know, bullying as a whole has always been a good way to get a lot of shit done.
Okay, what was your first impression when you saw me in person?
Uh...
I have nothing bad to say about you, Aiden. I do like you. I know you do. I know you like me. No, I have nothing against you. I know. I think you're like a perfect example of...
everything that
Let me say this in the right way.
You are the perfect example.
I'm like just a normal ish dude.
Okay, you know, so it's like I'm here trying to inspire excellence and there's nothing about you. That's excellent. I
So it's perfect for me to sit here with you and say, look,
you could be better.
I know I can be better. I'm potentially not on my potential. Exactly. Yes, I can be better. I can do things. I can better my life. I can better my body. I can better my mindset. I can better everything. Correct.
This is my first time really ever traveling across the fucking world, and I came for you. I didn't come for anything else.
You.
You!
You came all the way here with Brokey YouTube.
Bro, it's because I'm in the Dubai fucking servers, bro. They fucking put shit...
You flew all the way here and broke a YouTube on your phone. Bro, it's because I'm in the Dubai YouTube servers, bro. The YouTube shit kicked me out. I swear, bro.
Anyway, what was I saying earlier? I was talking about something important like I usually am.
The realm of competency in which a man must operate
Aiden, you must operate inside of a realm of absolute competency. You're
Your goal as a man, your mission as a man is to discover the truth.
Because you must find the truth of the universe and the truth of the world because only the truth will set you free. You're not born with an innate value like a female is. A female can be born beautiful. She doesn't need to be interested in the truth. She can just be happy, believe in fairies and crystal skulls and go through life and be happy. What's actually interesting is...
Men find that attractive. I find permanently happy women attractive. Women who don't live in the harsh, brutal realities of the world, who are perhaps a bit too optimistic and airy-fairy, are very attractive to men. Yes. Because if a man has a very difficult life, he likes the idea of always being around a happy woman. For sure. I don't want a woman who's gone through the same kind of trauma and stress that I have.
But as a man, you must go through...
a process of discovering what is true and what is false about the world and developing absolute and utter competency so you can out-compete other men.
Life is a competition.
All of this is a competition. We are constantly competing against each other, and men are in constant competition. This is why there's been endless wars since the beginning of human time. You do not understand. Yes, I do. No, you don't understand. Yes, I do. The Aztecs were at war with somebody. The Mao dynasty was at war with somebody. There was endless wars in the Savannah.
before we were even born, the Mongols... That would be weird. The Mongols...
were
Sieging Vienna.
There has been endless war.
Constant competition and that has been forgotten. Okay fine. I understand. You have to out-compete every other man for everything you have ever wanted. That's fine. No, it's not fine. Play me an arm wrestle right now. What's arm wrestle? I'll beat you an arm wrestle.
Thank you.
Alright. Mods, let's get prediction. I get a little bit of a head start or something. It's only fair.
You want to sit up tall, huh? You think you're a tough guy. How about you take off those fucking sunglasses and look me in the eyes, huh?
Come on. I've got bad eyes, but I'll take them off temporarily. Take them off for me. Sure.
Thank you.
Thank you.
- All right, look me in the eyes.
All right, here's what we're gonna do.
You have to give me a head start. It's only fair. How the fuck does a head start? In life, there are head starts with certain people. How does a head start work? You have to give me a mercy rule. You have to give me a mercy rule. Just go.
Okay, ready? Ready. Three, two...
- Okay.
Okay, let's try again.
-
All right, ready?
God.
Bro, why'd you slam it that hard? What the fuck? Try your left hand.
I am starting on my left because I jerk off my left hand.
Bro, why? I washed my hands when I just pooped. This is fucking haram. No. You're not gonna sit in Dubai. I'm sorry. In my house and say this shit. Oh fuck. I'm tripping, I know. I forgot where I am. Oh my god. Don't not kill me, please.
I'm sorry bro, I actually forgot who the fuck I am.
Holy fuck. How do I make it up to you? Like, actually, I'm really... I didn't know what the...
Brawl in my life, bro, please brass sort of got enough bro. I forgot for a second my fucking funny bone got fucked up It's fuzzy right now. I'm a dead arm
I'm really fucking sorry, bro.
It's fine. Let's try one more time. I want to try one finger.
Okay. Two fingers. Let me try two fingers. Alright. Two fingers. Ready?
Let's see. Ready? Yeah. Go.
My left hand. Let me try my left hand, please. No, because you said a bunch of weird shit. I know, but I don't jerk off. Maybe I can beat you with one finger.
Let me just meditate and gather my chi.
Okay.
Alright, ready? Go. I'm gonna win this one. Oh my god! What the fuck? Holy shit balls, bro.
Ow! Fuck.
That really hurt.
You have training to do.
- One finger, Aiden! - I know, but you're strong. - One finger! - You're a kickboxing champion. You're a kickboxing champion, bro. You are, there's nothing I can fucking do about that, bro. - There is something you can do about it. You can become stronger.
- Okay. - And we're just decimated, in front of the world.
Life is a constant competition, like I said.
Now, let's imagine the brutal realities of Earth. Take away this soft society bullshit. The brutal realities of Earth. You and I are stranded on a desert island with 50 females. Wait, can I say we're... Quiet. 50 females. And those 50 females just witnessed this.
I would be fucking 50 women and you would be by yourself!
I think I'd get one of them. You wouldn't get a single one after what they just fucking witnessed. I think I would. Not one. I'd get one. Not a single one would accept to be with you. I would get one.
At least you get 49. I can't have one of them. You wouldn't give me one of them to, you know, make love.
You don't deserve it. None of them will want you. None of them will want you. Listen, listen, listen, listen. Do you want to try again?
I insist you beat me. If I beat you, I get one. Sure.
Let me get two hands. Let me get my left hand. No, because you said weird shit. No, all right, fine. Truthfully, I'm lefty in basketball. That's why I'm strong in this hand.
I don't jerk off my left hand anymore. I stop. Come on, bro. I haven't done it in a couple weeks.
Come on.
Let me get one finger again, two fingers, two.
Two fingers, left hand? Yes, left hand. Okay, two fingers, left hand.
Ready?
three
Two, one. Oh yeah, I'm gonna win this one. Yeah, Baldi. Yeah, Baldi. Yeah. I'm four. I'm fuck. Mr. Tate.
Oh my god! Ow! My fucking arm tore like a fucking testament, bro!
I just started winning.
- Thank you.
You quit.
Jesus Christ!
I'm being honest, I think you pulled a muscle in my arm, bro.
You call that muscle.
You couldn't beat my fingers.
Listen. Aiden, a single female on earth would choose you over me, not one. I'd be standing there in my harem. Hey, Ant!
What's going on? Hey! You good? I'm good. How you doing? I'm good. You good?
Yeah. Did you just lose the one friend? Yes. How the fuck did you know that?
*laughs*
You've upset the universe.
Wait, is that bad? Yeah, that's horrible. Like, how bad? I just wanted to come look through your eyes and just... Come on, man. One finger. Bro, bro, I'll explain it, bro. I swear. You know what it is? And I started beating my shit with this hand, and I sw- I sw- I'm sorry, I forgot where- I'm sorry, bro. I'll explain it later.
My bad bro. Oh my god, Aiden you're fucking disappointed. I'm really sorry. I'm sorry sir.
That was fucking insane. I can't believe what I just said. You want to smoke a cigar? And maybe calm my nerves? I'm just nervous to see it be in front of you. Bro, alright bro, let me track your chill the fuck out, bro. I would be standing there. Wait, can we go ant versus take?
- In arm wrestle? - He'll beat me up there. He's a big man.
Let's go back to the point. - Can we just see you lose at something? Can I get it in here?
Mmm, maybe later.
Let's stay focused. I have points to make.
I would be standing there with my harem of 50 women.
Obviously, my genetic legacy secured.
and you would be standing there alone, by yourself.
begging for scraps, and every single female, even the ugly ones, because there's 50, right? So it's going to be a hierarchy. I'd find the ugliest of the 50 and say, shut up. I'd find the ugliest of the 50 and say, listen, you're not as beautiful as the others. I rarely service you.
You're the ugliest of the group.
"Do you wanna go hang around with Aiden?" And guess what she will say. - What? - No! I do not want to be with Aiden! Please can I stay in your tent? - Yo, this motherfucker is crazy! - I'm not crazy, this is true! - First of all, all girls are beautiful. - This is true. - All girls are beautiful.
And that's a fact. That's first of all. Second of all, maybe the one that's less attractive physically, but she still has a beautiful soul, beautiful heart. Okay? And beautiful mindset and poor innocent beauty in her mind.
She will be like, you know what? I'm attracted to you because you have a big heart too, Aiden. I'm going to roll with you.
Thank you.
That's the truth.
I have a big heart, one, but it's not even about that. And the brutal reality is- What's the biggest thing about you? Like the big- You must have something huge about yourself. What's the biggest thing? Your ego, right? No, I don't think so. I don't think I'm egotistical at all.
- Okay, so what's the biggest thing? - Do you have an ego?
How do I have an ego? Why am I egotistical? I mean, I have an ego.
- Do you? - Why? - Oh, we're what?
So I noticed this myself, right? I'm very spoiled now. And I think it's because of
Ego. Being spoiled is ego, right? I think so, yeah. So I love to just
have like
a lot of food, like the nicest food. I love food. I love eating at nice restaurants. When he took me to dinner the other night, it was spectacular because I love eating like luxurious food.
He took me to a very nice restaurant.
And it was really nice.
That was actually our first time we met.
in person.
Look at him trying not to break character. I could break your character. I've never seen it. Yes, I break his- No, I'm not- No, it's not character. Because I'm not character. The reason I'm laughing-
It's like...
It's not disappointment.
It's slight amusement.
But it's just like...
It's just like, bro,
I have so much work to do to try and save
Earth.
Yes, I know. I know, I do. You're an example of how much work I have to do. All right, really? I'm not even that fucking bad. I have to save Earth. I've been sent here. God has entrusted me. All right, let's test something out. Ready? I'm the number one angel, the last guy here to try and fight against the forces of his Let me test you out with something.
Andrew, look at me. Look at me in the eyes. Take off your glasses and look at me in the eyes. I want to try something, please. It's an exercise.
Take off your glasses and just look at me in the eyes. Deep eye contact. It's not going to be weird.
Sure.
Alright, look at me.
Keep that face, okay? No matter what. No matter what's said or done. Oh, so you want me... it's a smile test?
I have nothing wrong. I have nothing against smiling. Okay. I'm a happy person. I know. I know.
I want to see if you can't smile, if I can make you smile. I'm sure you can. Go on.
Smile if you like dick.
Okay.
My bad.
I didn't work on you.
Of course it didn't. If you do one more Haram thing in my house... I'm getting kicked out. I won't even do it. Can we... The stream will end. Okay, I got you. Yeah, yeah. That's why. One more and the stream will end. We'll draw the line there. I'm sorry. That was for Baron Haram. I'm not gonna lie. That was bad.
Sorry, sir. I will disrespect your house a little bit.
I'm really sorry.
Thank you.
Can we smoke a cigar now?
I want to smoke. You said we would smoke. You said you could play chess. Yes, but why don't we smoke?
- You said you could play chess. - And I can't, I won a chess tournament in the seventh grade.
And I got a big bag of chocolate candy.
Is that what happened to you? Was that the beginning of the end?
Bro, what the fuck, bro? Really?
Let me tell you something about the world that everyone's fucking forgotten.
And I don't want this to be misconstrued.
And I'm not saying that.
Bullying is good.
But I'm saying that gentle reminders from your superiors that you're inferior.
is a very good motivating factor. Okay. So for me to start calling you pudgy-ated, for example, would be a fantastic way to get you in the gym. You may not believe it.
But it's true.
You call it body shaming, I call it motivation.
So you think if everyone starts to call me Pudgy, I'm gonna wanna get in the fucking gym? Pudgy Aiden, yeah.
All right.
If you dick suckers, dick suck him.
and start calling me pudgy-ated you guys are the part of the problem of the society hey don't stop calling you pudgy-ated if you go to the gym
If you train, they can't call it to you anymore, can they?
Whose fault is it you're called Pudgy Agen?
myself. Correct. But do you see potential in me as a human being, as a man?
This is financial me.
When you were 22, you were not in shape. You didn't have a fucking body like that. You weren't the best kickboxer in the world. I wasn't the best kickboxer in the world, but I was in shape. I'm going to hit, bro.
No, I was in shape.
- Of course I was in shape. - How do I smoke?
Of course I was in shape when I was 22, firstly. Yeah. Secondly, there's potential inside of every single human on earth. That's what I'm doing. Bro, stop calling me Pudgy Aiden. Y'all are dick sucking, bro. Stop sucking his fucking dick. Y'all are fucking weird, bro. Pudgy Aiden, quiet.
This is the beautiful thing about God and life. There's potential inside of every single one of us. This is what God has given us. He's instilled potential in every single person on the planet. And this is what my job is here.
"Top G, I am here to inspire and to show that every single person out there, you don't have to be a loser. You don't have to be pudgy like Aiden. You can be important and rich and strong and beautiful like me.
This is what I do. I exist to serve as the ultimate example of the peak echelon of masculinity.
This is what I am alive for. I am a masculine fucking man. Do you understand? And that's why you're about to smile. Don't fucking smile at me. Don't laugh at me like that. Let me just show you my muscles. No weird shit. It's not going to be weird unless you make it weird.
Just okay, it's not.
Don't make it weird. Here, you want me to turn it on? I've already seen... You know, please don't take the thermal. Okay. Well, I wanted to show you... There's nothing there.
Please, don't waste the stream's time. I have a muscular... Do you guys want to see it, yes or no?
Let me hear let me turn out bro. El Pudgie. Y'all are fucking weird as fuck bro. Go fuck yourselves all of you bro. Jen leaving the bottom of my fucking heart.
Okay, they're all saying no. Whatever, bro. Y'all are a bunch of fucking dick suckers, bro.
You guys would suck this man's dick and he would whip it out in front of you guys. That's how weird you guys are. Can I get a hit, bro?
I'll give you a cigar here. Cool.
How much are these cigars worth, by the way?
Couple hundred bucks or something?
Her cigar?
How do I do it?
Which salad? This salad, right?
Other way.
you can like how I do it
Sorry, I just don't know if I do it. Nicotine and caffeine are medical drugs.
Sorry, what? Nicotine and caffeine are miracle drugs. It gives you fire blood.
Lots of nicotine, lots of caffeine. What do I do? Just suck on it?
Thank you.
I'm sure you can work out how to light a cigar.
Again, there was no flame on the light. There you go.
You're not.
I got it, what do you mean?
*clap*
The fire is barely aiming at the cigar.
*cough* Bro.
What's in here?
What'd you put in here, bro?
Did you lace me?
Don't you wake up and think...
How do I become the best man on the planet? Does that ever cross your mind? No! Don't you wake up and look at yourself deep in your own eyes in the mirror and say, how do I become the most fearsome competitor?
on the face of the planet. How do I become that guy nobody wants to compete against?
Yeah? Give me one second. No you fucking don't. How the fuck? When have you ever said that to yourself ever? You don't do shit.
You wake up and they all
I have. That's basically what's in your brain. Can I get up? I'm Aiden. Can I get up and get my thing?
What do you get?
Nothing weird. That's not going to be weird. Can I get it?
That's not weird, I promise you.
Don't judge me either.
Thank you.
Hello.
my coffee.
Thank you.
I was on the way here, Andrew, and I was really tired because I didn't really sleep though, and I got myself up a lot today.
- Uh.
Thank you.
Are you a lost cause? Am I wasting my time? No!
Why is there not... There could be a version of Aiden which is like jacked and rich. I'm a beater. And like four wives. I'm a beater. God-fearing. Well, I don't know about four wives. I feel like...
Is 4 Wives really necessary?
At least, minimum. How else are you going to have 20 songs?
I have to have 20 sons? Of course you do. What else are you alive for?
Why? God put you in a position of absolute favor. You're an extremely spoiled and...
lucky individual who was living a very privileged life.
You're rich as fuck for your age. Okay. Why would your number one concern not be showing God that you're happy with what he's given you by becoming the best version of yourself and reproducing to the point where you...
have 20 genetic legacies.
What else are you going to do with your life?
Why wouldn't you want to have 20 sons? - But let me ask you a question. How would, three reasons why. Number one, I want to be able to like, are you, if you have 20 sons one day, are you gonna be able to keep in touch with all of them?
- Of course, what do you mean of course? - You're gonna remember all their names and
They're already called M. Andrew Tate.
- All of them. - All of them. - They're all the same name?
You're serious. 100% serious.
Okay. Um, so the name thing's easy. What's the next question? Okay. Um,
Is that gonna make life for them harder?
Why would it be hard? What are they going to be brought into? How are they going to live their lives? They're going to grow up in a Spartan mentality of constant war. They're going to be the next new top Gs. Am I doing this right?
Kind of. I don't know how you're managing to semi-mess it up. Can you help me?
Wait, I got it.
Andrew, please stop.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
I got it.
How about you teach me things, Aiden? Okay.
Want to learn something cool? No, I want, I'm going to ask you questions and you're going to teach me. Okay.
Describe how let's go back to the first question that was asked on this screen.
How do you get a good girlfriend, a good woman? Good question. Who cares about you? I'm going to tell you right now.
I just want to light this so it looks like we're having a good combo.
-
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, I'm gonna answer your question.
The way to find a wife.
in this world.
Love comes to you. You don't ever chase love.
It'll come to you when it's time.
The best things in life happen unexpected, Mr. Tate.
The best things in life.
when you're least expecting them.
When you're doing your own shit, you're doing your normal routine schedule as a man,
the best things in life will come to you. You don't find love, it comes to you.
That is my story.
You're wrong.
You're completely wrong.
I don't think anything good in life happens by accident. If you find a person who's in fantastic shape,
and you say to them, "How did you get in such a good shape?"
They very rarely say, oops, I don't know. It just came to me.
They say, I had to get up and plan for it and train specifically and eat specifically and do specific things to end up looking this way. They had to try very hard for it. Same if you find somebody who's rich, right? Okay. Even you, as incapable as you are, the way you're rich is because you know you had to stream every day. It was done on purpose. Yes, that's true. You're right. You don't say, oops, I just got rich. It was an accident. I don't know. But can I tell you- Sitting around waiting for love to come to you is the biggest mistake a man can make. You are going to have to make yourself first lovable.
If you want love to turn up, now I agree.
with what you're saying because at certain echelons of the human experience that is true like my experience. Love turns up to me on accident because all females on the planet adore me. Considering I'm a famous misogynist all I get is thousands of emails a day from females saying that I'm the last real man on earth and they'd happily marry me and they wish more men were like me etc. Women absolutely
dorming.
But I made myself super lovable.
You have to make yourself lovable first. If you're just a normal dude sitting around waiting for the perfect chick to just appear in your life, you're going to end up very disappointed and very lonely. So you are wrong.
incorrect.
Got it.
I do like what you said about working out, and I do also like what you said about
for something. Yes. If you want results, you have to grind. You have to know what you're doing. You have to work hard for something.
I agree. Luck came with me blowing up though.
There's a clip going around when you said, Aiden, what makes you so fucking, you know? I told you I'm good with networking. I'm good with, I'm here for a reason, right? I'm here. You brought, you could have chose any other Aiden Ross. You told me.
Why did you choose me? Out of any other Aiden Ross, you let me come to you. And you say you don't like people.
You like your inner circle and that's it, right? Mm-hmm.
So why me? Why do you like me? What do you see in me? Be honest, what the fuck do you see in me? There's a lot of people watching this who see themselves in you.
So by yelling at you, I get to yell at everybody else. You're a good proxy.
So you're basically saying I'm a fucking sheath. No, no, not in a horrible way. I'm saying you're a good proxy. I'm saying that across our relationship for the next five to ten years, when people see your life drastically improve because of the information and the...
motivation that I provide you.
By proxy, I'm fixing the work. Guys, I don't think it has anything to do with clout. I feel like if I had zero followers, he would have invited me.
Of course.
I agree. I think he would have too. I think he would have. Absolutely. I think if I had zero followers, zero dollars, he would still have me. We speak all the time, not on stream. We literally do all the time. It's crazy. How do I like this, bro, the proper way? Because you're getting a lot of smoke and I want to do a little cool. It looks cool. How do I do it?
-
Anyway, what do you mean it was lucky blowing up? Why was it lucky? Of course it's luck. It can't- Of course there's a degree of luck, but did one specific thing happen? Or? Of course, I had a lot of moments. I had a moment where I talked to LeBron James on the fucking microphone that brought all eyes on me. I had a moment where
I kissed a girl.
On a street... She kissed a girl. On a street...
on a stream before in a hot tub and had a lot of people on it.
I had a moment where I had rappers on my stream, and I was one of the first to do it.
I had a lot of accolades that I've done. I've met with people. I've linked people. I've been in a lot of...
They're so weird. Oh god, they're weird as fuck.
What are they saying? They're saying that...
That's how I got made.
They're basically saying like, well, I'll explain it. They're saying that she made me and shit.
The girl. By me kissing her was like my biggest dream. Kissing a girl made you famous on Twitch? Is that how pathetic the Twitch version of the world are? You can't say that word.
Why? The V word. Why? Um... Is it insult? Yeah. Is that how pathetic the Twitch community is? That if you kiss a girl you get famous? Pretty much. Because one of you kissed a girl? Yes! Literally! One guy kisses a girl and you get famous on Twitch? Yes! Literally, yes.
Jesus Christ. Twitch has failed society. Yo! Twitch, I love you.
I love you guys so much with all my heart.
- Failed society. - No. - Unbelievable. - No, I love it. So what do you have to say to everyone watching right now? This.
crazy
Anyway, can I say something? - I asked you a question. You were trying to explain to me that love just turns up and you don't have to do any work and God's just gonna give it to you. That's absolutely not really false, you're wrong. - I agree with you on that, except,
You have to make yourself lovable, but then the girl will come. Do you agree?
So you have to make yourself lovable to a, hold on, Andrew, hold on. You have to build up and grind yourself to become lovable, be the best version of yourself. And then the girl's going to come. It's like this. You can't just run into a club and be like, hey, let's go on a date. Like, no. What do women find attractive in men?
Okay.
I think...
Being a man. Having the...
I think being a man, I think every girl's different. I don't want to speak for all girls, but I think...
I think being a man, right? What does that mean? What does a woman... Well, I know why girls find me attractive. Why? I'm handsome. I'm handsome.
That's why they find me a check. That's why girls hit me up. That's why I've had girls. They don't look at me like, oh my God, he has a lot of fucking money. No, they don't. They come at me because I'm cute.
I've heard her many times. That's what they all say. You're really cute.
Heard a thousand times.
So in general, you think women find cute men attractive?
Yes.
What other qualities do women find attractive?
hardworking
Why would a woman find a hardworking man attractive?
Because it's attractive. Why? I want a woman that's hard-working.
- I tell you why.
Ta!
Yeah, she's independent.
Do you want to go to be independent or dependent? Dependent.
On you? Completely.
Why? Why wouldn't I? I want an independent art working girl. What am I working so hard for?
And you're saying independent, hardworking, but there's no such thing as truly independent, right? Guys, stop spinning pudgy Aiden. That shit's a dead joke already, bro.
It is a bit true.
But why would you, there's no such, explain to me the life of an independent woman. Describe an independent woman to me. This is interesting. Hardworking. Hardworking where? Self-made. Hardworking where? Doing what? Making your own money. Doing what? On social media.
I think that your concept is wrong. I think that in a happy relationship, the man does a lot of the hard work and is out there suffering so that his woman can be dependent on him. I disagree with you. If she's not dependent on you, she's dependent on somebody else.
I disagree. What if a girl's making hundreds of thousand dollars a month? Well, congratulations to her, but that still means she's dependent on something else outside of you, which is fine.
But it depends if she's working like a job, or doing OnlyFans, or whatever. That just means she's dependent on other men.
Yeah, but you have to... I have a lighter, sorry.
I just want to lock into this convo. I get what you're saying. However, I want to disagree with you because listen,
My thing is this, Andrew.
I truly believe
that
Independent women are strong.
And I think all women, actually all women are strong, Andrew. - All people are strong. - All people are strong. - I'm not trying to insult women in any way. - I know, I know. - I'm just trying to ask you,
What do you think men and women find attractive about each other and you're saying you find the idea of an independent woman attractive and I find let's look at let's look at someone like Rihanna.
- Okay.
Rihanna's a fantastic, talented musician, correct? Agreed, yeah. She's worth a, how much that? A billion dollars. Sure.
*clap*
She's independent. Well, I wouldn't find that any more attractive. Let's say Rihanna is a sweet, kind, nice woman.
who is
has a beautiful heart and soul and spirit. I wouldn't find her any more or less attractive, depending on how much money he has in her bank. You're right. I don't think it makes a difference to me.
As a man, the amount of money in your bank makes a direct difference to how attractive you are to females. But the other way around...
as a female, I don't think a rich woman is any more attractive than a poor woman. I don't think that that matters that much for me.
You want a woman who's beautiful inside and out, but I don't think you really care about their bank balance unless you haven't got your own shit straight. I don't because there was a time in my life where I had $0 in my bank account. So I know what it's like.
Let's play chess.
Okay.
You should drink a drug. You have to put a bet on it though.
That's a boring game unless you're fast-paced. I'm gonna move fast-paced and talk a lot of shit to you. Because we have to entertain them. And chat, we're gonna be doing TTS while we play chess.
Now, I want to let everyone know right now, set a bet for me and him. Loser has to do what?
There has to be a punishment, bro. Well, let's just do 10 grand.
That's brokey shit. Or a hundred grand.
That's a lot of money.
You haven't even got YouTube Premium, G. Yes, I do. I got kicked out of my account because I'm in another country, bro. I literally came here for you.
Alright.
Um...
Let's do this. Let me know when we're on TTS in a second.
Let's do this.
You said after this we're going to go look at
Or perhaps go and do a look at one of my cards that I might buy, yeah. Okay.
Loser has to buy another person a car.
- A sports car?
Oh my god, no, I can't afford that right now. Come on, don't be a bitch. Don't be a bitch. You don't even work for your money. It's given to you for free by fucking Twitch. Just spend it. The fuck? I still have to work for it, bro. The fuck?
Do you think you'd string...
Eight hours every single day. If you lose this game, you're buying my car.
Hell no! But I'll do this. Give me...
Fuck it. Lose your...
$20,000. 20 grand?
Oh, right in the sheet.
20 grand.
- 20 grand. - 20,000. Home stream, right? - Yes. - 20 Gs.
Barbara.
Alright, let me put on this text-to-speech chat.
So you know what text speech is, right? They can donate and they're going to say a message. Cool.
and pretty much,
It could be anything. So maybe they're asking for advice, maybe they're talking about some real shit.
You know, I mean...
Um, wait a minute, isn't that haram to gamble, Mr. Tate?
It's a bat.
Gambling is bad.
- Mm, it's a gray area.
Let's play. Wait a minute. Isn't it illegal to do it in Dubai? No, of course not. A wager between friends?
Alright, make sure you guys donate right now with the link. Boris Becerbian donated $5. He beat you because you're in the Matrix 8 and weak, very weak. Fuck you! That's not f- Bro, you're laughing at that shit? Whoa, this is great! What's this?
Text a speech. They donate like a dollar to... Hayden's weak, very weak. I like that. Hey, bro. You're... Hey, bro. Whoever donated that... K1XX Gaming donated $1. Hi, Andrew Tate. I love you. Come on. Let's go.
Thank you.
Alright, pawn up. One.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Daisy donated $1. Tate let me be your fifth wife.
That's a girl, her name is Daisy.
What would you say to her? What does she have to do to be your fifth wife?
Thank you.
What does she have to do to your fifth wife? I need to check her out, see her credentials. She's getting in touch with me somehow.
You know what's crazy? Chad, what time is he from motherfuckers in the chat? Where's my phone at, bro? Buzz donated one dollar. You don't work on Twitch.
You haven't worked for a month.
Thank you.
Hey, bro, you are a dick sucker, bro. That wasn't even funny, bro. This is hilarious. Word to my fucking- This is hilarious. Bro, that wasn't even funny, bro. It was funny. That was not even funny, bro. Y'all are a bunch of fucking dick suckers, bro. He's telling the truth. It's Kat. All right.
You know what's crazy?
Real shit, bro, we have a hundred and
50k right now. Ico donated $1. In Tate we trust.
Dick sucker. Now remind me the night it goes right? You bet 20 grand you don't know the pieces. I just forgot a little bit. I'm a little rusty. I wanted to chest tour. Thank you. You won a chest tour when you were how old? 7-3. Max Rossi donated $1. Andrew any tips for pulling girls in university?
I need your help Top G.
Of course, I have a lot of tips. Oh my God. I can help you with all of these things. This is why I'm here. I sent my dog a divine purpose to help the world. I'm being absolutely and utterly serious.
I can, there's not a single man on this planet who I cannot help. There's a reason I am in the position I am in because I'm all...
I am...
all-knowing and very powerful.
Of course I can help this young man.
Big Booty Billy donated one dollar.
Pudgy Aiden. Bro, what up? Andrew, you're fucking gassing it, bro. Ha ha ha ha!
Great, this is amazing.
Back to the Pudgator. Chill out. Go, bro. I just fucking took your pawn, dummy, and pinned your knight to your queen. You're already fucked.
Oh!
Anyway,
But,
talking about this man helping him to pull girls in university. Don't focus on the girl, focus on yourself. If you're worried about the girl, and not worried about yourself, you're gonna be wasting time and energy, right? It's easy, if you had to win a race,
Abraham Lincoln said it. If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first five hours sharpening my axe. It's the same with nearly everything in life. The better you become as a man, the easier everything else becomes.
You don't want to spend all your time trying to pull girls because you ain't worth shit. You can spend all that time becoming worth shit, and then you can pull girls quickly and easily. Go. I pull girls on accident. Go. I just end up on a stream. Now I've got a fifth wife. I'm just chilling. Go. Some girls are like, please, please. I don't have to do anything because I did all the hard work on myself. Look at all you dick suckers swimming bats. This is what happens.
That's it, you know what, I'm gonna actually answer that question.
Give me a second.
Because I have the biggest dick in the world. Bro, get the fuck out of here, bro. I have the biggest dick in the world.
Prove it.
We're not.
I got a certificate of it.
Hold on. Don't show the stream anything, bro. Please. I want to get banned today, bro. I really don't want to get fucking banned. Do not show the stream if you're...
Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, do not show the show of your dick, bro. I'm going to get banned.
Please do not. Please, bro. And that's haram, isn't it?
Wait.
Did you go?
Not yet.
Thank you.
Fuck.
Chad, what pack are we smoking on, bro?
Right.
I have the biggest dick in the world. Now let me explain to Twitch first why I have the biggest dick in
Obviously on top G.
You know girls don't like big dicks, right? Shut up and listen. Make a wish kid donated $1. I've been in a wheelchair for 15 years. Aiden and my friend just showed me your stream tonight.
I just wanted to say thank you for making me get out of my wheelchair to turn your stream off. You're a fucking asshole, bro. You're a fucking asshole. Nah. That's not you.
You're an asshole, bro. That's not even cool. Oh, that's funny.
Um, you are boring, Aiden. Anyway, on point. I have the biggest dick in the world. Guys, I'm trying to say something important here. Yeah, don't interrupt with it. I have the biggest dick in the world. Nah. Yes, I do. Girls don't like big dicks.
Is that what they say to you? Yes.
Oh, Aiden, I don't like the big ones. Don't worry. They don't like it. Don't worry. We don't like the big ones. It's fine, Aiden. I don't really like big ones.
Is that what they say to you? You know why? Imagine a 12 inch dick inside of you bro. You would not want it bro. You would not want it. Is that what they say to you? Yes. No girls want. I have a good sized penis. It's like 7 and a half inches.
That's all I need, bro. You don't want a big ass dick, bro. They don't want that shit. Let me tell you a story. They don't want a big dick. Let me tell you a story. What?
When I was fighting the Matrix during the height of their attempted slander and cancellation attempt, and I call it an attempted cancellation attempt because obviously I am not cancelled. You cannot cancel the top G. Yeah.
Somebody messaged me and said, Tate, you have the biggest balls in the world. You're going up against the entire matrix by yourself.
You're the first person to say things that everyone thinks and are afraid to say. You have the biggest balls in the world.
And I said, "Thank you."
And then they said, so for that reason, I think you might have the biggest dick in the world.
And then,
Wait.
I'm gonna show you.
I've got the biggest dick in the world. Officially, Tom G has the biggest dick in the world.
Oh Lord, help me.
*laughs*
Bro, I think I'm getting like a high from this, bro.
Did you put like fucking like
PCP in this shit, bro.
Like angel dust? I'm like fucking tripping, like itchy bro.
Fucked you put in here, bro?
This motherfucker like drugged me bro, what the fuck? - Flurco donated $1. Pudgy Aiden, look how Tate smokes that cigar like a boss.
You got that shit to your lips palm up like you're smoking cock.
Yo, bro, you are dick-sucking them, bro. That's not even funny. I had a straight face, bro. Not everything is funny, bro. When you smoke it, that is funny because he's right. When you smoke a cigar, you have to smoke it like you're mad at the world. Okay.
Is that your mad at the world face? I'm a very nice guy. I don't really get mad at things. Here, I got you.
*sniff*
I'm a very sweet guy, bro.
Where's your mad at the world face? I got you. I'm going to do it right now.
*sniff*
I'm very angry right now. I'm gonna pretend like I just like
Is that because you're about to owe me $20,000? No, I'm... Sister donated $1.
- What do I do? - Aiden Ross's sister has OnlyFans. Haram OR no Andrew? - It's near the front door. - Sounds Haram to me. - Wait, who's that? - Georgiana.
Near the front door with the certificate. Hi, Reggiana. Hi.
How you doing?
- Okay. - Please bring my massive dick.
Huh?
I'm telling you, I've got the biggest dick in the world.
Alright, let's get a hit this.
-
That was good, yeah?
No.
Look at the camera do. How you do it?
Thank you.
The man donated one dollar. Hey Andrew, how can I get out of depression?
Please give some practical advice.
Thanks. You're an idiot because the knight doesn't mean that. I can do- yes you can! You can move in an L. Are you dumb? Yeah, L here or here. Not take the fucking bush bishop dummy. No, it's two two- oh you're right, you're right, you're right. Oh, funnily enough, I'm right, as usual.
- Yeah.
Hurry up and lose and pay me my 20 grand. Yo, you're an asshole, bro. All right, hold on. Mindful donated $1. Top G, can you slap Aiden for me? No, he's not going to.
You're not going to touch me.
I have it in there.
Ant's a big guy. Me and Ant, we understand each other. He does. I'm like Ant. Look, he just needed it. He'll be like, all right, safe.
Yeah, he likes you a lot. Of course. Sometimes you just have to slap someone up. Is it because real recognize real? Is that why Ant fucks with you and you fuck with him? Of course.
Right. So before I destroy you, because your destruction is almost complete.
I need George Arnold to hurry up with my massive dick.
Bro, I don't understand. I've got the biggest dick in the world. You can literally put it in the Guinness Book of Records. Top G owns the biggest dick in the world.
Because I have the biggest balls in the world. I ain't gonna lie, there's a guy named OG Mudbone. He has like a fucking 16-inch fucking missile.
Thank you.
How do you know that? Who knows this? Who is this guy? My friend told me. Alright, go, bro. It's your turn.
Let me finish the story. This is going to make sense. So when the guy emailed me and says, Tate, you have the biggest balls in the world. Yeah.
He then said, "I have a gift for you."
I don't know who this person is.
And I was like, okay. And I gave him my P.O. box.
And he sent me. Bro, I'm getting high from this. Fuck.
You're good, bro. Go.
- Say what you were gonna say, I didn't mean to interrupt you. - He sent me.
the biggest dick in the world.
from a whale.
And said, now you now officially own the biggest dick in the world to go with your biggest balls in the world. Bro. Bro.
If you put a whale dick on my Twitch stream,
I'm going to fuck you up. I'm going to try to fuck you up. That would be very entertaining to watch. It would. I'm really going to fuck you up. So for the sake of the fans, it's pretty important that I do that, right?
I swear to God I will fucking throw this shit and fuck you up.
You swore that to God?
No. I'm just used to saying that.
Yeah, you should be more careful with your words. Sorry, I will.
It's fine.
So I own the biggest dick in the world.
which Georgiana is now bringing.
With a certificate, officially the biggest dick ever found,
on any
So you're telling me right now, you spent your money. I didn't know someone sent it to me as a gift.
On a whale's dick. A whale dick, yes.
A whale's penis. The biggest dick in the world to go with my biggest balls in the world.
I hear her coming. She's coming with my dick, yes. I own the biggest dick in the world. So if I ask how big my dick is, I'm about to show it.
All right, buddy. Hold the fuck up.
I don't think I can show that. Why?
It's a dick! It's animal par.
It's a fucking dick!
Just say it's a finger. It's a whale finger.
Do whales have fingers? They do now.
Jesus, God damn!
Bring it in, George. Hold on. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Show on camera. Actually, hold on. I got my certificate for my biggest dick in the world. It's not even a dick. Yeah, I mean.
Show the camera. It's not a real dick. I don't hold my own dick. Because he's bigger than me. Girls, girls. Wait, what do you mean it's bigger than me? Wait, wait, wait, wait. What? Can you actually?
You're safe.
Yeah, I mean it's not a real dick, Chad. So nobody take it weird. I don't really handle my own dick. Chips handle my dick for me. Thank you, G. How much...
So I've got a certificate here. I officially have the biggest tip.
Top G is the biggest deal.
Yeah, just put my dick there. Thank you.
Okay.
That's how big my dick is. Not a real dick by the way. What do you mean? Oh, you twitch, you twitch, twitch me, baby. Stop. So fucking lame, G. Who, me? Yeah, so lame.
Wait, what was I gonna...
No. GRIPS 2X donated $1. Let's just go.
I don't have a girlfriend.
Who's Pammy?
My ex.
Let me see, I'm gonna give her a rating on a table.
Brother.
Fine, you know what? Fine.
But brother?
I'm not gonna try and assault you. Oh my friend my friend said are you and Jake Paul fighting?
I don't think me and Jake Paul are going to fight. There's a lot of negotiations behind the scenes. It's not a simple...
process and actually between you and I I actually quite like Jake.
It's Logan who's full of shit.
Yo, can I call Logan or not?
No. The Damien Logan Speak
It's not going to be for some Twitch stream. That's my ex.
She's cute.
- Thank you.
It's too good for you.
She left you, right?
Bro, what the fuck? Well obviously she's gonna leave, she left you right?
No! But are you together? Mutual! Mutual!
Mutual, yeah. You didn't want pussy no more. That's your... No, of course you want to fuck her. It's not mutual. You want to still bang her and then she's like, no, and then it's like, oh, let's pretend it's mutual. She left you, right?
Let's cut the bullshit, G.
No, mutual.
This fucking guy, bro. This guy thinks he's like fucking Drewski, bro.
- I have to spit. - What? I feel like I'm Drewski. - Yeah. - What are you talking about? - You're trying to be a comedian. Bro, my heart is racing fast for this, bro. - I'm not joking, I'm just-- - No, I gotta show off this, bro. What the fuck you put in that? - Yeah, it's a really strong cigar. You can't smoke them that fast.
So she left you.
Bro, I'm actually... Wait, am I actually not supposed to smoke that fast? Well, if you're a bitch...
Well, you're a bitch, you can't do lots of things. I know. I can do whatever I want. We're all anxious. So why did she leave you? Huh? Why did she leave you? She's all right. She's cute.
Watch it again.
Mutual. Cut the shit. Why should I leave you, bro?
Because as a man, there's no such thing as a man. Bro. No, listen to me. I'm having a panic. Listen to me.
As a man, there's no such thing as mutual because if you had control over it. All right, my chat knows because I tell him everything. Chat, was it mutual? Yes or no? Don't dicks up, bro. Mutual.
What's in mutual? Do not dick suck, bruh. Mutual? Why don't you- Look!
Oh, I'm neck sick. Is that a thing?
Yeah, Nick's sick. Too much nicotine. Yeah. What's your pussy? You didn't warn me, bro. I'm like fucking tripping balls right now, bro. What's your pussy? You're an asshole, bro. I didn't fucking...
See, they're saying, they're saying no, whatever, bro.
All my fucking dick.
Let's go. No, you know. First, I'm going to get more nicotine in me because to prove the world I'm not a bitch like you. But also, no, I want you to understand something.
Let me explain something to you, Aiden.
I don't think donated $1 shut up pudgy Aiden.
Bro, you bro. That is not funny, bro. You've been hearing the same thing. Like 30 times bro. This is the best thing ever. Text.
speech. I didn't know this existed.
Bro, you guys are dick suckers, bro. This is amazing. This is amazing.
Right, anyway, listen to me.
I have 32 cars.
Now, the reason I have so many,
The reason I have so many... Focus, Aiden! All right, all right, all right. I'm sorry. The reason I have so many is because I don't sell them. And I don't sell them
Because I don't see the point in some of them. I can just buy a new one, even though I don't really want it anymore.
I just leave on the drive to chill.
Are you going to throw up in my house? If I throw up, would you get mad at me? I would throw you off that balcony if you threw up.
But I make it
There's a pool, but it's a long drop.
Alright, let me just chill. I'm good. I gotta rub my knees like this. Sure.
I'm trying to tell you a story. I'm trying to prove to you it wasn't mutual. I'm just focused. I'm sorry bro. I'm fucking locked in. I'm sorry bro. Fuck.
I'm looking at you. I'm good. I have 32 cars. Okay. The reason I have so many is because when I buy a car, even when I buy the upgrade, I don't sell the original.
There's no point in getting rid of it because I don't need money, so I just keep it.
Like as a
garden art.
- Right? - Okay. - Because what we're gonna do, sell it for like 300, 400 grand like a brokee? No, stupid, just keep it, right? - That's a lot of money, bro. - To who? - People don't even make 400 grand in a lifetime. - To who?
Anyway, so I just keep it.
Women for a man, excuse me, it's my move, listen.
Women to a man are pretty much the same. Like, if you're with this chick and you didn't want her anymore...
You wouldn't get rid of her.
You just keep her.
get an upgrade, and then just like see her once a month, and she'd be upset all the time, texting you like, "I love you so much." You'd be like, "Yeah, I'm busy." You just keep her on the DL and like at the back burner.
You don't have to get rid of her because there's no effort when you're a top G. You just keep them. You just have all these garden art. You have all these chicks who are just obsessed with you. And you just keep them and barely see them. Make no effort. Every birthday you get like 100 presents from all your hoes.
No man gets rid of a chick. So the fact you're saying it's mutual means she wanted to leave you because...
I could say right now to all my women, I don't want to be with you anymore. They wouldn't leave.
There's no such thing as mutual. They literally would just spam my phone and beg for my attention for the rest of human time.
So,
There's not a serious mutual.
Real Gs don't get rid of chicks, they just stop seeing them and keep them anywhere on the back burner like the garden art with my cars.
She wanted to leave you, and I'm asking you why.
Do you even know why?
Have you even calculated why you got fucking dumped?
No. And that's why you're gonna stay a dummy. You need to sit and analyze-- - Alright, alright. - Analyze where you failed. - I need water, please.
Why did she leave you, Aidan?
I don't know I don't know bro and it's honestly to God no that's not what happened. Is it because she doesn't like the big ones?
Bro.
Not all girls. I'll call girls on my phone and I'll ask them, what's your preferred dick size you like to fuck? You just lost a knife. Excuse me, what did you just do? I just took your fucking knife with my pawn. How?
Because it was under attack. And I thought you were going to move it, but if you moved it, you'd lose your queen because it was pinned. I didn't go. Because you're a dungeon. I took your pawn. I took your pawn.
- Okay.
Anyway... Just go, bro! Holy fuck! Can I have water?
Right here, I'll just have this one. Don't get mad at me for drinking still water. I'm sorry. I'm not drinking sparkling, but that shit's bullshit, bro.
Tatare donated one dollar. Hey Tate, sometimes I dress up my dog in my sister's clothes when I fuck it. Does that make my dog a law player? What's his sign? Sometimes I dress up my dog. He says sometimes he dresses his dog up when he fucks it.
I mean, obviously that's not funny. Hold the fuck up. Okay, wait a second. Guys, I'm tripping off the nicotine, bro. You put some shit in it, bro. I think there's like...
Like fucking like
cracked it or some shit, bro. That was not funny at all. I swear to God, it wasn't funny. I didn't laugh. I mean, I didn't mean to laugh. It was haram. It was very haram. Okay, go. I just went.
one time.
Okay.
No, I didn't realize what was said. Chat, all right.
Bro, I...
Nah, alright. Let me just say one thing, bro. KSI donated $1.
Hey, Pudgy.
Dude.
Seriously, bro.
There's only one way to stop this happening, Aiden.
There's only one way to fight back against the forces
of truth.
You must change reality, Aiden.
You stop being pudgy, they can't say anymore. Don't you understand the power is in your hands? You're the only one who can fix this, Aiden. They're gonna bully you for the rest of human time.
Are you gonna live your entire life bullied? Is that who you're gonna be?
a victim, or are you going to get in the gym and do something about it? Do something about it. Go.
So when I see you again, you're not going to be pudgy anymore. Yes, I won't. I'm not even pudgy. I'm like a normal fucking kid.
I don't have the gym, bro. This is what a normal person looks like. Alex G donated $1.
Hey Andrew Tate, I just want to say thank you for motivating me to be a better man and the Matrix is ruining this world and making everyone soft.
More people should listen to you. Thank you very much, sir. I appreciate that. And that's what I'm here to do.
especially with Aiden, I'm trying to motivate him right now.
You just said you're a normal man. Let me explain something. The normal man is not acceptable in this hyper-competitive world. Normal means in the middle.
Middle is not good enough. You must be the top 10%.
the top 10 percentile, especially as a man. All the women want the top 10%, all the money goes to the top 10%, all the status goes to the top 10%. You cannot be a normal man anymore.
Perhaps 50, 60 years ago, you could be a normal man with a normal job, have a normal life, and a normal wife, and a normal house with a normal car and be happy. But the world we are now living in is proving...
that being a normal man is nothing more than slavery. They've just proven it to all of us. Listen to me carefully. They just proved it in these last three years of this imaginary fucking garbage they were fucking locking us all up for.
Being a normal law-abiding citizen with a normal income and a normal wage and one passport and a normal wife is going to leave you depressed. So you're late, you're just going to leave you and you're going to end up fucking suicidal and miserable.
Only men on this...
Earth who are happy in the modern world of hyper-competitiveness
are exceptional individuals, men like me. I am happy because my reality is perfect, because I am perfect, I am an exceptional man.
If you're a normal man,
Nothing awaits you besides misery and pain, Aiden.
Don't you understand? The only possible human experience as a man, which is worth living, is a man of exceptionalism. You can't be normal anymore. It's gonna get worse as time goes on. As social media and clout and money and all this garbage continues to pollute society, every single woman wants one of the famous, rich, and super important, tall, strong,
fucking handsome top G's
Being a normal dude ain't gonna cut it. You know the problem with being a normal dude?
I'll tell you the problem.
If you're a normal guy,
Your chick fucks normal guys.
Guess what that means? It means everyone's competition.
The guy who delivered your pizza might just take your bitch. Is that the life you want to live? No. I don't have to live that life. Do you know why? Because there's no way to replace me. What I was saying earlier about I don't have to get rid of women, I can just keep them and just message them six months later, and they're just sitting there waiting for me.
How are they going to replace the top G?
They don't want to date down. No, they've already reached the pinnacle.
It's like climbing Mount Everest.
There's nowhere else to climb.
You have to be the top of the top, Aiden. Otherwise, you're going to suffer.
You're gonna suffer for eternity.
Thank you.
*sigh*
*clap*
No, I'm not sure.
into something else, a perspective.
.
I love you.
Thank you.
When someone says I love you, what do you say back?
Thank you.
You never told you I love you to to a girl? Carry on with the perspective. Okay.
Love is the strongest thing in this world. Agreed?
Cargobob___ donated one dollar.
Aiden was talking shit on your name Andrew. You know I didn't do that. Wait, wait, wait, wait. So you just believe him bro. So you believe him. I never talk shit on your name. Pull up a clip. Pull up a fucking clip. Tweet at me right now. I've never talked shit about your name bro. I would never do that.
I like, no, here's what I have said about you though. I said I agree with what Andrew says.
But sometimes he may go a little bit, eh.
- You talking shit. - That's not talking shit. You call me fucking pudgy, you call me fat, you call me a bot, you call me a fucking NPC. - I tell you the truth about yourself.
They're saying I'm zesty posture. This is zesty posture. I'm a beacon of truth.
in a world of lies. You're not 100% correct about everything. I'm sorry. I'm a beacon of truth in a world of lies. No man is perfect except God.
Do you agree? Gold's not a man.
I'm a beacon of truth. Okay, fair. I'm a beacon of truth in a world of lies and deception.
Okay.
Amen.
Hurry up and lose your chess game.
I want my 20 grand.
for tolerating you. A pawn does not move that, sorry.
It's fine.
Thank you.
ITSS Haji donated $1.00.
Aiden you better suck a fart out of Tate's ass.
- Thank you.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's a rom.
- That's wrong. - That's wrong.
Where did you just go? Fantastic.
*sad music*
That means this guy, right? Yes.
Okay.
*clap*
*sad music*
Knight underscore war donated $1.00.
Andrew, how do I get over the situation? My ex-GF is sleeping with someone older than me. I feel depressed and frustrated. Thanks.
You make sure it never happens again. How do you make sure it never happens again?
You have to understand and analyze. This is what I was saying earlier. That's actually very important. I said to Aiden, his girl left him.
He's convinced himself it's mutual, which isn't true.
He has not even analyzed and worked out why she left him.
It's like playing chess.
When you make a mistake, like Aims made plenty, when your position is fucked, you need to analyze it. How do you get better? Hold on a second. Shut up! How do you get better at chess? Yes.
You sit and you play the game back and say, where did I make a mistake?
That's how you become better at chess so when you play the game next time you do not lose.
Your chick left you. You don't know why. You haven't analyzed why. He's analyzed it as the guy was older than him.
That's not enough of a reason because there's people older than me who can't take my chick. You have to understand why she left you. What did that man have that you do not have and how do you become the man who cannot be replaced, replicated, or competed with?
This is what you must do.
You must analyze the chessboard.
So in front of here, in front of the stream, to help the man, because you care about your fans, to help the man here that we're trying to help.
Why did your chick leave you?
I
Mutually ended with her. Now I'm not gonna sit here and get bitched. Men don't mutually leave chicks. We just keep them on the back burner anymore then. Alright, listen up Baldy. Listen the fuck up. Baldy. Okay.
You like that, huh? I have to talk back a little bit. I'm sorry, bro. I'm not going to sit here and get bitched anymore. No problem. No problem. Yeah, I came to Dubai for a fucking reason. I'm here. I'm playing chess with you. I'm here. You didn't want to come to the States. I came to you. I came to you. I'm not a fucking pussy. I came 14-hour flight to you to talk to you, to meet you. I'm not going to sit here and get fucking bitched.
I mutually left. It was mutual. Mutual. I didn't get left. No. I didn't get left on the dirt. Why were you unhappy enough to leave her?
Because in my life, I feel like I'm in a different place mentally.
What does that mean? What the fuck does that mean?
Why would you be in a different place to your woman? Because if you're in charge, she'll be in the same place you tell her to be in.
Bro, listen to me right now. I'm gonna explain it to you how it works. Sometimes you just don't even wanna bring people with you and a road you're trying to head in. I was heading down the dark path of my life and I didn't wanna bring her in and I said fuck it.
and my mind was in the right place, and I was bringing people down with me, and I just, listen,
How do I plan this? How do I explain this, bro? Alright. Sometimes I don't want to drive my older supercars on the rally, but I just keep them in the house. Listen, bro.
- Just leave the car in the house. - Brother, brother.
I don't want to do that to somebody. It's not a bad thing. Bro, let me talk. I'll let you fucking talk. It's not a bad thing. Just listen. Listen to me.
I don't want to put someone on the side and be like, not really be done with them and once a month, send them flowers and shit. That's wrong to do to a girl. That's wrong, bro. I don't want to do that shit. I'm not saying I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, bro. No, I'm not doing that, bro. If you, if you're with one girl, you show her attention, you love her. You don't fucking lead her on. You don't fucking plant shit in her head. You don't fuck her up mentally, bro. That's how girls get fucked up and they, and they do shit. And I'm not doing that. I'm not playing games with a girl, bro. I'm not doing that. No.
If it's over and I feel like it's over and she is mutual and not there, I'm coming. Just hold on. Hold on. I'm not going to sit here and be like, oh, here's flowers. Month later. Come pull up. No. That's some fuckboy shit. I'm not doing that, bro. I don't give a fuck. It's wrong. You're wrong about that. And that's the truth. I don't give a fuck. Y'all can say L all you want. I don't care, bro. I don't give a fuck. I'm not doing that, bro. No. If it's over, it's over. Move on to the next.
Let's assume what you're saying is true, even though it's not. Let's assume it is.
It is true quite
The fact that it's mutual means there still must have been reasons why she was also happy to leave. So why was she happy to leave you? This is what I'm trying to identify. And I'll explain it. And I'll explain it because she was in a place mentally where she feels like...
Okay.
Maybe it's time has come. I'm going to do my own thing. He does my own thing. We both mutually agree that that's what it was. And that's what it is.
Okay? And that's what it is, and that's life. And people grow and people become better versions of themselves. Trauma, guess what? And you can agree with this. When you go through something traumatic, Andrew,
you become a better person out of it. When you go through heartbreak, you become a better person out of it. - Completely. - Okay. - So why did she wanna leave you, Aidan? - I mutually agreed with her, it's over. And she-- - Why did she, I didn't say you,
Why did she want to leave you?
Maybe because of life. It wasn't. What was she unhappy about?
I wasn't putting, I wasn't spending time. I was in a hole. I was in a bad spot mentally. I was, and I don't want to bring people down with me. There were times where I would literally sit and do nothing all day and rot in bed because I had some fuck shit going on in my life. So I don't want to bring her in that dark hole.
That's the truth.
I wasn't going to fucking bring her in it. I felt guilty. So she left you because you were low energy. Have you ever been in a time in your life where you're in a really fucked up spot mentally and your energy is really fucked up and you kind of want to just...
Be by yourself because anyone that you pull in, it's going to fuck them up too. Your energy is very contagious. Energy is contagious, Mr. T.
So,
That's how I saw it. I'm like, I don't want to put anyone else through this. I wasn't seeing family, no friends, none of that shit. I was staying, sleeping till 8 p.m., doing nothing, eating like shit, fucking not doing shit. So I was like, fuck this shit. I'm not bringing her with me. I'm not doing that. So you're acting like a loser and that's why she wanted to leave you. Exactly. Sure. I'll take accountability. Okay. So we're getting there. Yeah. You were acting like a loser and that's why she wanted to leave you. Okay. So how do you make sure girls don't want to leave you anymore?
Nah, I'd be like a loser.
We got there in the end. Okay, come on. We agree. We got there. But one thing I will say is this.
If you tell a girl, "Hey, it's over."
Don't, just make shit over. Don't play her. Don't fucking cheat. I'm not playing her. Hold on a second. You did say something like that. You said, oh, send her out, hey, what's going on in a month or flowers. I'm going to get 100 birthday presents. Listen, just let it be done.
If it's done, it's done. - No, but it's not about done, it's about layers of importance in the hierarchy of your empire. - No. - Yes, it is. - No. - When we're on that island, brother, I know what you're trying to say. The reason he's doing this is because when we end up on the island and I have all 50 bitches, and there's that one chick, the ugly one who I don't see,
He's hoping I'm going to send her to you. No, she stays mine. I'll just see her once a year. You want to have all 50? She's mine. You want to have all 50? I'll have all 50. And they're not like chips. They're not like piece of candy.
They're beautiful.
Woman all women are beautiful. Of course that's why they're all mine.
No.
I want one. I want to fall in love with one. I want to have children with one and I want to treat her like my queen and that's it.
and you can have 49, you can do whatever the fuck you want with them, but I want one. I want to treat her like the queen and like she's the only girl in the world. Call me a fucking simp. I don't give a fuck. That's how I envision things. Hey, you can be in love with one woman. I'm a lover boy. You can be in love with one woman. Yeah. But you can still have the other 49. I don't want it.
Thank you.
So when your genetic legacy... That's what's the problem with this fucking... Shut up! When your genetic legacy... All right, motherfucker. What?
- Okay.
Thank you.
We're not gonna do this now. Next time I visit you though, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, you know. Well, it's funny. Yeah. When your genetic legacy goes to war and mortal combat against my genetic legacy, your one son.
against my
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You're gonna be decimated off the face of the planet. - Sorry, no. My one son is gonna be a professional machine gun killer.
He's gonna take a machine gun, see all your little tapes running, "Oh, bulb, bulb!" "Oh, you fucking do! I can split the Earth's core!" My son's gonna be like, "Pfft!"
Goodbye! Goodbye, dates!
And that's how it'll be done. - This is gonna be an interesting island. - It will. - It'll be a very good Twitch stream. - It will. - What are you gonna do about the fact that
your rook is hanging,
I'm about to pin your queen to your king. You're a piece down.
You have no control of the center.
What are you going to do about those? I'm going to take control.
Let's go. All right. Let's see here.
*sniff*
Thank you.
Go ahead, mate.
Really chat?
Raul donated one dollar, Tate make this weak bitch to do push-ups.
Ah, he's got a little picture of me.
That's badass. - What the fuck? - That looks like a little tape picture.
G.
Top G.
I like that. How many push-ups can you do, Aiden?
I don't know, like 100. - You can do 100 pushups? - I can probably do more than you.
Oh my...
Why are you lying to yourself and the street? I'm a competitive person. Guess what? Why are you lying to me? Even though I can't do more than you,
I know I can't but I'm gonna have that mindset where I can.
Okay? You can't do 100 push-ups. I can't. Probably, realistically, 30.
Thank you.
Thank you.
- Dude. - Oh.
Okay?
- Thank you.
Thank you.
How are you doing, chat?
What am I doing?
How many pushers do y'all think... First of all, how many pushers do you guys... Big KCP donated one dollar.
drop down and give us 10 pudgy boy
What'd you just got me?
I just made my night here, pudgy boy.
Hey.
Seriously.
You know what's crazy?
I asked you something. I said, "Can you name one bad thing about yourself?"
I can name bad things about me, of course, because nobody's absolutely and utterly perfect. Except God.
except God. Yeah. And that's not a person.
Um,
But no, we're all on a continuous journey for self-improvement. And if you try your absolute best every single day, then you don't have to look at what's bad about yourself.
It's not about where you currently are, it's about where you're headed.
The path I'm headed on is the same path that I've always been headed on. I've never made any large mistakes in my life, Aiden. I've never been the guy who...
was a drug addict and went to rehab, or the guy who was depressed and became better. I've always been the person who woke up every day, did what he was supposed to do, tried his hardest,
was honest, never lied, was on time, worked hard, and got exactly where I wanted to be in life, and now the entire world is mine. I'm the most Googled person on the planet with hundreds of millions of dollars. I am the top G.
And the way I am headed, I'm going to do nothing but continue my ascent into absolute
This is who I am as a person because of my daily habits.
I can sit and say, "Yeah, there's some areas in me I would like to improve, but I know that's going to happen."
naturally,
during the course of my life because I don't take mistakes, I don't take days off, I don't lay in bed, I don't eat shit food, I don't do any of that crap. Every single day is a day where I become...
a tiny bit better.
And as that compounds across my life, I'm going to die as the greatest human.
greatest individual to have ever
lived on the planet.
So you believe right now you're the greatest human being? No, I said I'm going to be. But you will be the greatest human being. I believe if I work as hard as I possibly can day after day and outwork all of my competitors daily, as I have always done, then I will eventually end up as the number one best human.
It's a great mindset. You have a great mindset. I love that. I think I'll be the greatest human being of all time too. But you don't try very?
I don't, but I will when it's time.
It's always been time to try hard.
Aiden.
The time is not later. The time is... you're late.
I would think I'm ahead of the game a little bit. You're ahead of the game in some areas, but you're late in others. You're right. When I was 22, I would beat the fuck out of you. No, you wouldn't. If you talked to me, I would sue you.
You would not touch me. You would not touch me. That doesn't mean I wouldn't be able to beat the fuck out. You would be able to, but you can't. Two reasons why. Number one, I'd see you. Number two, I'd be in. So you wouldn't be able to do shit.
Just being honest. No, but we're not... I'm not saying I'm actually... You're saying you're able to. Yeah.
Of course.
I agree. At 22, you should be as strong as an ox. Now, at 24...
I will be stronger than Alex and my 24 year old self. Let's see where I'm at. We'll still be friends.
and we can pull a picture of you when you're at 24, and I'll beat the fuck out of you at 24.
Watch, when I'm 24, that's Kobe year. RIP Kobe in the fucking chat. When I'm 24 years old,
I'll be strong as an ox. I was world champion at 25. So at 24, I was British champion. I'd had maybe 40 fights by then. Are you sure?
40?
I'll find a picture of me at 24.
Jesus, 40, 45. In fact, I think I have a video of near 24.
45 is a lot.
I appreciate your loss for the raid.
*clap*
- Jeez, man. - Anyway, I need my 20 Gs. - Come on, let's go. - Let's get this over with. - All right, my turn?
Where'd you move the night towel? I moved this night here.
-
Thank you.
Oh my god.
Allie donated one dollar. Pammy broke up with Pudgy because his dick is smaller than the pawn.
It's longer than a pawn. It can't be that bad.
But the they don't like big ones thing, you should be careful saying that.
Bro, you are weird, bro. I'm just saying, I don't know if that's really true. That's what they say to guys who ain't packing.
Wait a minute, can you get my queen from that angle?
It depends what you do. I'm attacking your queen now, yes.
I'm attacking your bitch. Pat me. Rivalry's donated $1. Andrew, what's your opinion on long-distance relationships?
- Sorry I missed this, what does it say?
My opinion on long-distance relationships, they can work, but it's a whole bunch of
Yeah. Do you already need one? I don't know. I think you can do better.
Why is it long distance? Because she's, because what, you can't afford to live together or some shit? Fix your life. Fix your problems. Become a G. No such thing as a long distance relationship when you have a fucking jet like me.
Just send the jet, pick her up, go, done.
I don't need to go through long distance relationships. Send the jet, bring her here.
Easy peasy.
- Bye.
Check.
I've got Pammy. It's over. Pammy's gone.
That is gold.
You're welcome. Save from Haram, LA. Welcome to Dubai.
Lost bitch though.
you know, trouble leaving.
This game is absolutely and utterly completely lost.
It's like it's over now.
like as a computer it just results wait
FME_Strix donated $1.
Tate, how do you find motivation?
Also, Aiden Pammy is getting smashed right now. He's getting smashed. I don't believe in motivation. I believe in divine purpose. What's your ex's name?
I have a law of X's. Do you want me to just give you a name? The one that hurt you the most.
hurt me the most.
What's your name?
Thank you.
Mm-hmm.
I'm trying to think of a girl when I was younger,
My age. I know you got heartbroken my age. No, every man's been heartbroken. Not by your age. Maybe 15, 16.
By your age, I had lifetimes.
Thank you.
Uh...
Thank you.
Why? You're gonna say a name? You're not gonna kill my bitch anyway. So she's cool.
You're Queen's Dom.
I know. But I don't believe in motivation. I believe in divine purpose. Wait, it's my turn, right? Yes. I don't believe in motivation. I believe in divine purpose. And I'm a check? Yes.
I do not believe in motivation. I believe in divine. And I have to move this piece. You see that one more time.
You're stealing value from your chat.
I'm about to give them a rant of beautiful... Oh my god. Here we go again, bro. Holy fuck. You just shut the fuck up. Be quiet. Shut the fuck. So they can listen and learn. I don't even know what to do. I do not believe in motivation. I believe in divine purpose.
If you are struggling with motivation to become a better person, then guess what?
stay a fucking loser because there are men out there who do not suffer from this motivational
problem.
There's men who wake up and they want to be important and they will do anything it takes to become important. And if you're the kind of person who wakes up and says, I cannot find the gumption inside of myself to become an important and influential man. I need motivation to do that. Then you are a born loser. My divine purpose is to rule the earth.
So that is why I do not need motivation to endlessly try and succeed. Go. The men who sit there and go, I can't find the shit inside of my soul. Holy shit, go. Please.
Are you that desperate to lose 20? Just go.
Heard the same shit. I'm the best human being in the fucking world.
Check. Okay, your shit's gone too!
Okay.
uh
You can't take backwards.
You want to give it to me?
Blue sticky glue donated one dollar. Tate can you beat the shit out of that pussy Aiden so he can man up and stop being a brokie bitch?
Is that what you want to do? I don't want to beat the shit out of him. I need to just remind him.
That his divine purpose is a higher calling than he's currently on. The path he's on. Oh, listen. All you dick suckers put it...
That's great, you know why?
Why is that great?
Tell me how that... Wait! You just took... Wait. I had a piece right here, bro. No, you didn't. You had a rook, which I just took.
"Why'd you take this guy or two?"
Of course that's okay, because it's...
- It's 'cause you moved it up. - Colton donated $5. - Yo! Not you cheated! I'm like-- - What are the steps to becoming a top G?
Nah, you just took two pieces! The steps to becoming a top G! No, I didn't. First suits first. Let's make this clear. This was here.
This was here. It's your move. I went there, yeah, and then you got me. Yeah, you did. Fuck.
The steps to becoming a top G are absolutely not our self accountability. Everything that happens in your life, whether good or bad, is completely your fault, which is why you must be analyzing the chessboard. The fact that his woman left him and he doesn't truly completely understand why and has not put a plan in place to make sure it is not repeated is why he will never be a top G.
The other guy who complained earlier that a woman left him purely because the guy is older, again, is Cope and Fallacy.
To be a top G, you must analyze yourself, look in the mirror and understand that everything good that happens to you in your life is your fault.
Everything bad that happens to you in your life is your fault. There's no such thing as luck. It doesn't matter if you get hit by a car while you're walking down the street, it's still your fault to a degree. You could have been paying more attention, been more perspicacious, did a ninja move like I would have done. Aikido backflip and jumped over the car. You are always accountable for everything. That is the key to being a top G.
And also, then the universe favors you because everybody else in your life understands you are that person of absolute competence and responsibility and accountability.
Every person who knows me comes to me and they know I can fix any problem. I am that guy.
because they know that I self-analyze. My entire life is an analysis.
Every single tiny mistake I'm perhaps have ever made has been analyzed to the point where I make sure I don't make it again.
That's the beauty of chess. There's no such thing as luck. Every single thing that happens to you, regardless of how you lose the game, at some point in the game, you must have made a mistake to lose.
even a tiny one, even if it was many, many moves before.
Do you understand? I do understand the game of chess, yes. You're right about that, yes. So, life is the same.
You can't move there.
You need to pay more attention.
Aiden. Oh, you're right. I'm sorry. I can't move there. You're right.
Okay fine, I'll go this way.
Check.
Pfff.
You can't.
Why did you bet me 20 grand? You must bet your fucking mind.
Pudgy had and donated one dollar. Wait! Am I a bitch? Tachi, my girlfriend, cheated on me with my uncle and he's bringing her to the family Christmas.
How do I handle that? Haram's not a real question. Jack.
Shit, man.
Check.
Thank you.
Check.
Christian Tate donated $1. Tate, please sing your theme song.
Go. I don't sing. I'm not very good at singing. Check.
Oh my god, fuck! I'm fucked!
Am I a mate? Not yet.
*clap*
20 grand.
20 grand.
I'm not playing games. It's a bet. It's a bet. I want my 20 G's. I want it. I'll give it to you.
You go cryptic on MetaMask, you can give it to me right now. I don't got it on me right now. Of course you fucking don't. You carry your crypto on you? No, but I can get a MetaMask address for you to send it to.
You have your money.
You know I pay up every time. You know I will.
Barry donated $1. Aiden is very desperate to lose 20 grand and will soon have to clean Mr. Tate's toilets.
This is amazing. It's not. Because I'm going to be honest, bro. You guys are dick sucking, bro. No, this text-to-speech thing is – I've never seen this before.
Super good.
"You need more of this, it's good for you, it reminds you, "like it's saying in your brain."
things that you need to hear.
So I've got 20 grand, I've got the biggest dick in the world,
Life's good.
I'm winning.
Are you winning? You are. No, but you're on the pack. You could do anything. Izzy Prime's underscore card donated $3. Aiden, you are a fat, stinky loser. Get down and do at least 20 pushups right now. Wow. Yo, this dick sucking from this Mr. Clean. Mr. Clean Vin Diesel looking fuck is not going to laugh at these fucking shitty donos. That wasn't even funny, bro. Like, what the fuck? Fat.
Stinky Loser.
That's beautiful. Bro, that was not even funny, bro. FSL.
- FSL in the chat. - What does that mean?
I just told you what it meant.
Think about it. Work it out. Fat, stinky loser. Correct. Let me see the chat. Let me see if anyone types FSL. You guys are a bunch of dick suckers, bro. Maybe you are bad for the fucking youth. FSL. Maybe you are, bro. FSL. FSL.
This guy's bad for the youth. How am I bad for the youth? Why are you telling me the truth about yourself? Your A-Fraud Andrew donated $1.
Andrew, let's be honest, Aiden is 10x more successful than you especially since you're like 40 buddy.
Even Pudgy scammed his fans, he's still got a bigger bag than you.
Good. Andrew, you're a frog. L plus ratio by...
No, no, but he made a good point, right? What? He made a good point, right? What? So he's saying that I'm 40, I'm 36.
I am way ahead of you.
And at your age, I had no money. Okay. Right? So at your age, I was completely broke. Okay. And that's actually the reason why I talk to you the way I do, because your potential is limitless.
you have something that I didn't have at your age. At your age, I was struggling to find food to eat, right? Struggling to find money. You don't have to worry about that. So there's no excuse for you to not be in fantastic shape. There's no excuse for you not to have an iron mentality. There's no excuse not to have your life entirely in order. This is my exact point. You are an advantageous chess position. You're just wasting it.
Got it. This is the whole point of me talking to you in general. That was why you brought the chessboard.
They teach you about life.
and to win 20 grand.
Okay, but to learn about life. Correct, yeah. Oh my god.
So life is chast, Mr. Tate. Yes, it is. You've got to think ahead.
- Oh. - You're gonna think ahead. And I'll ask you now. Honest question, Aiden.
Where, like your current life path, without me yelling at you and all the shit I'm telling you to do, right? Imagine I'm not around and you're just doing the normal stuff you do in LA and blah, blah, blah, blah.
Where does it lead? Does it lead anywhere good? - Yes. - Where?
or delete.
What good is going to happen? If you continue to sit around LA, get swatted, and hang around a horse, what good is going to happen?
I'm curious.
You're right.
Nothing. Nothing. So you have to look at the chessboard and plan ahead. You don't win chess by accident. I didn't do this to you by accident. I saw ahead. You have to see the future. You have to predict. All right. So, Andrew, let me ask you a question. If you happen to be in my shoes right now, what would you do? What's the first thing? Okay. The first thing I'd do is hire the best personal trainer on the planet. Okay. I'd get a private dietician. Okay. Because a strong body is a strong mind. Okay. You just described earlier the problems you were having mentally. They could be fixed with a strong body. Strong body, strong mind. I'd become resilient to the attacks. Real quick. Sorry to interrupt you, but I have to fart. Okay.
Can I do it, do you want me to go sort of do it?
When you have to fart, you let it out. There's no way you, oh man, I don't fart. You fucking fart. I have to fart. I'm listening. I really am. I really want to listen to this. Go somewhere far away. All right.
Okay, right here.
far away
Outside.
I don't know how to do it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
There's a door there.
Oh, whoa.
No, keep going behind the curtain.
- Anon Lal donated $5. Tate, can you give Pammy advice for her OnlyFans? - Is this a picture of Aiden looking fat?
Oh no, some other fat guy.
That is me.
Is that you? Yeah, but it's Photoshop.
Okay.
Thank you.
*Sigh*
Do you still talk to Pammy?
Nah. Not at all. Nope. Fine. Um... Stripper Aiden's sister donated $5.
Andrew, what's your take on Kanye and Pudgy get your lazy ass in the gym? Fr. Pammy needs a real monstick. Fuck you.
No, but you are in an advantageous position for your age and you are wasting it.
I agree with you. So let's continue what we were saying. If you're my physician, diet, dietrician,
professional weight train, what else? Correct, strong body, strong mind. You have to prepare yourself for the difficulties of life because trauma is going to come to you.
and God is gonna test you. And right now you're in a very fortunate position, where you get to sit on the internet and make money, and just live this very easy life. And let me tell you something about life, my friend.
God is not going to allow you to live this very privileged life for eternity. Something is going to happen.
I don't know what it is. You might get banned. Something bad might happen to you. Heaven forbid. No, I'm just saying heaven forbid. I don't want these things. Okay. Okay. Okay. But something bad might happen to you and you have to be the kind of man who is resilient to those things and prepared to fight against them.
I'm saying you must build up your character points.
It's very much like a video game. You're playing a video game and you know you're going to reach harder levels in life. What do you do? You increase your strength, your stamina, you get more money in the bank, you buy better guns because as you progress along the game of life, it becomes more and more difficult. And I'm saying to you, you are now sitting, coasting, thinking life's going to be easy and it's going to stay easy because you're in a very fortunate position. And I hope for you it does. But the probability of that happening is very low. The likelihood is that it's going to become difficult and you need to be ready for that.
Got you. That makes sense to me. You're right. Because life's going to hit you with something like this out of nowhere. Out of nowhere. It happens. Whatever hit you that put you sitting in bed all day, whatever, whatever, was probably... It was bad. Okay. Well, something worse is going to happen.
Really? Of course it is. It's a guarantee.
It's a guarantee on a long enough time frame that you're going to lose people you love. Fuck.
Something might happen. Fucking Twitch might go out of business. Who knows? You need to be the kind of guy who wakes up in a bad position and goes, okay, everything's fucked, but I'm a superhero.
You can't rely on the outside position being favorable. It doesn't matter. Look at what happened to me, bro.
"When the Matrix attacked me,
I knew it was gonna come, but they attacked me absolutely and completely. They tried to destroy me, not just online, not just deleting my social media accounts, blocked all my bank accounts, took millions and millions of dollars.
legal cases for things I didn't even do.
slander in the news, attacking my family, etc. All this garbage. If I was the kind of person who collapsed under pressure, I would have ended up in bed, sitting around, crying, being useless. Instead, I got up every single day at 6am and I defeated them. I have defeated the Matrix. I'm the first person to ever be cancelled and became more famous than before they were cancelled. I won. I beat the most powerful machine that exists on the face of the planet. Do you think I did that through luck? No. Through absolute mental resilience?
through hard work, perspicacity, into fatigability, the fact that I can look at a chessboard and see ahead and plan,
This is exactly how I beat them, Aiden.
Because I'm me. You knew what was happening. I'm top G.
Because I'm the kind of guy who doesn't give up and doesn't quit.
unmatched perspicacity.
The ability to see and perceive what's happening. Coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor. This is who you must become.
to be a top G. This is what I'm trying to teach you and train you to become because
on a long enough time scale,
You're 22?
I'm 36. Across the next 14 years, you're going to go through some shit.
I need to be ready for it. - Fuck, it's gonna be bad. - It's gonna be bad. I need to be ready for it. You cannot just be sitting in bed,
Moping about it. Yeah, you're right prepare it's inevitable for like that's happening absolutely inevitable are you God forbid? Are you said all forbid knock on some wood? Yeah, are you prepared for war? No, you need to become prepared for war and
This is life. You need to prepare yourself for war. Tomorrow's not promised either.
You're right, everything has to happen now.
And the only person who can do it is you, yourself, as a person.
Damn, bro. You're right. I gotta do shit now, bro. I don't have enough time.
You never know.
That's fucking crazy, bro. Holy fuck. I just feel so fucking alive, Top G. Holy fuck.
When the cigar is up, I'm done. So we have about another...
15 minutes
Fair.
Um...
Want to play another game for 20 grand? No.
Leave me alone. I want to talk to you. And I want you to touch more people's lives and shit and I want you to help me out.
I came to you for a reason. You see something in me. I know you don't like people. What the fuck do you see in me? You see something in me. Correct. What do you see in me? I think you have the ability to be semi-likable.
Semi. You already like me though. Semi-likable.
And I also think you're, like I said, in an advantageous position, especially financially and influentially.
I think that you will one day understand that the black hole of hedonism grows old and tired
and that one day, maybe not now, but when you're perhaps my age, will look back on the impact you had on the world, and you will find true joy and happiness knowing that you've been good for the planet and it has affected people's lives.
And there's a lot of people here who find affinity with you. There's People's Lab I already changed though. Good. But listen. I already got it. There's a lot of people who find affinity with you. They see themselves in you to a degree or they wouldn't watch you.
My point is, by you going on a journey of self-improvement, by you now becoming the man who does amazing things, you're going to inspire millions and millions of other people. You can have a massive impact on the world. Aiden, listen to me carefully. Imagine you get in fantastic shape and climb Mount Everest.
Imagine they talk about how you met Top G, he motivated you, you started working, started training, stopped doing dumb shit, stopped hanging around with whores, stopped wasting your time, trained, became a physical specimen, climbed Mount Everest, etc. All these people here watching it are going to be inspired to do more amazing things. The world will become a better place. God will be pleased with you.
God himself will look at you, Aidan, and say, wow, he is doing what I want to be done on my planet. And you will be rewarded for that.
So you're saying... I'm saying you can change the world. So me... Okay, but me going into the gym...
doing it for myself and doing what I want to do to become a best for myself is going to inspire people. It's going to change the entire world. Now, a lot of other people at home doing it, good. It's going to affect their personal lives. It's going to affect the lives of their family. That's a good thing. Great. But you, you have the ability to affect people far more than that.
It is a disservice to humanity for you to not become the best version of yourself because your journey will be watched. Your journey will inspire others. And this is the type of stuff that I agree. I just don't like sometimes...
some of the stuff you say, but this is the type of stuff I agree on.
You're very motivational. What's something I say that you don't like? For example, I didn't like how you said... For example, the ex thing. I don't want to go back, but...
If you're done with the person, you're done with the person.
Close the chapter and go on to the next chapter in life. Leave that person behind. That's how life is.
There's people you don't talk to today that you talked to 20 years ago. There's people you talked to five years ago, et cetera, et cetera, bro.
And one thing about you that I realized too, it's you have good people around you too. I noticed that when I came to you, your brother, where's Tristan by the way? He's downstairs.
Can I say hi to him later?
Perhaps.
Um...
You solid bro. You guys are solid together and what happens when you have people around you too. That's one thing you don't really touch on. I feel like you have to speak on good people around you also makes you more motivated and also brings the best out. Correct. So let's talk about it. Yeah.
relationships between people is always going to be a value exchange. Yeah. Yeah.
There's no such thing unless you're being used like a fool
of you having all the value and the person, the people next to you having no value to add to your lives.
Even the friends you talk to, they make you laugh. Yeah. So they give you value, right? Yeah.
So by
by extension,
How do you get good people around you?
Pow.
Think about it. It's a value exchange, right? You want to have good people around you. Every relationship in the world is built on an exchange of value. So how do you end up having good people around you?
- Yeah.
- You have to, what do you mean? I mean, you have to choose. - You have to be a good person.
Mm.
Good people have good people around them. Yeah. Bad people have... Bad people around them. True or false? Facts. You look at Thief, who are his friends? Yeah.
- Thieves. - Thieves. - Because he can't hang around with good people 'cause he's stolen from them all. - Uh. - Do you understand? - I do. - So my circle is solid.
And they are good, valuable assets to me, because I am a good, valuable asset to them. The better a person you become, if you were to embark on this journey of self-discovery, like we just described, and you were to start taking your life very seriously,
There would be people who would come into your life
who would be new and there'd be people who fall out of your life guess who's going to fall out of your life the bad people the bad people
People who are wasting your time. - I agree with you on that. - Wasting your life. - I agree with you on that. - And the people who would become, join into your life would be the people you're training with.
people who want to climb Mount Everest with you, etc. The better you become as a person, the better your circle becomes. Which is why when people send me questions, and I get this a lot, hey Andrew, you know, my friend did this to me, my friend stole my girl, some bullshit. Well, if you're hanging around with losers, guess what you are? A loser. A loser. If you're hanging around with snakes, guess what you are? A snake. A snake. There's no snakes in my circle, there's no losers in my circle. No.
The best way to have a good circle is to be a good person.
Life is very simple and it will fix itself if you do the work. So yes, I have a fantastic network of extremely compendious, hardworking, reliable individuals because guess what I am?
a compendious, hardworking, reliable individual.
This is how the world works. - Got it.
So the energy you give out is what you receive.
It's almost like live by the sword, die by the sword.
Got it.
Damn, bro. That's crazy.
I uh...
I promise you, because I know the next time we're going to see each other, you told me to come to Romania.
The next time you see me, even actually we'll probably chat over Discord and text. The next time you visually see me.
I will be better than where I am right now. I'm gonna actually you motivated me to motivate them and
and that's all I needed because the fact that you brought that to my head, now I really understand and this is my motivation. If I sit around like a fat, mopey piece of shit
it's not really showing them anything. But if I'm on the side and I'm currently giving updates and stuff about what I'm doing in the gym and I'm progressing, it's gonna motivate people. Because they're gonna be like, "Oh wow, Aiden had "such a shitty mindset and he was laying around "eating fucking chips all day and drinking soda."
Fuck that. It's actually wrong with me.
to for them because I have an audience who watches me
It's wrong with me to them if I don't become the best version of myself. Now you are starting to understand. No, it's selfish. It is. It's selfish. It is. Because think about it like this. I have a lot of eyes on me for a reason, right? Correct. There's no... It's not just because. Correct. There's a reason. Yeah. I have to...
provide significance in some type of way. And it starts with making myself better. - Absolutely, that's how you build a legacy. - I figured it out, bro. - That's how you build a legacy. - I killed my body, I actually figured this out, bro.
Congratulations.
I look forward to your journey.
Oh my God, I actually figured it out. I'm not even just trolling. Watch bro, watch what I do now. I have videos of myself telling myself, I'm gonna blow up and I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna do that. Now I'm telling myself, my future self, Aiden,
Now is your time, now is your time to use your resources. You don't have people around you like eh, and people around you like Andrew, who have mindsets built on building themselves up and becoming a good version of themselves, you need to be motivated, you need to be locked in, and you guys motivate me, I'm gonna motivate you guys on this camera.
I'm ready bro, I'm actually like so ready right now. As soon as I touch back down,
I'm doing this shit, bro.
I really am, I'm gonna get on a good diet, and I'm gonna really do this shit. And the times I said it before, people were saying, "Oh, you said this a million times?" But now you put in my head that it's for them.
It is for me. It is. But it's going to have an effect on them as well. You can't pour from an empty cup. The more you do for yourself, the more you can give to others. Exactly.
You're right. The more I do for myself, the more I can give to others.
My work is complete.
Congratulations.
I have work to do.
I'm done. I fixed you.
Where are you going?