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On October 15th, I'm giving away this brand new Lamborghini. And what better symbol of resisting enslavement to the Matrix than Donald Trump himself? I've adorned it with tribute to his heroism, as he took a bullet, like the bulletproof outlaw he is, and stood up and said, "Fight, fight, fight." That is the spirit of resistance that I like to see. That's the spirit of resistance for the real world students. Which is exactly why this car will be given away to a real world student on October 15th. Imagine driving up and down the road to the brand new Lamborghini STO,
the votes coming. Imagine everybody bivvying at the car. Imagine all the support you'll get. You might even get a girlfriend for the first time in your life. It's going to make you fucking cool. And all you have to do is be a member of the real world. You join the real world, we teach you how to make money online. It gives you geographical freedom so you can resist the slavery. On top of that, as you increase your power level, that's going to directly correlate into the real world token. So you're going to get free crypto. And on top of that, in two weeks, if you're a student, you stand a chance of collecting a brand new Trump adorned Lamborghini STO. You know, I might
a week to my students because I'm just such a nice guy. The top G stands for generous. It doesn't get nicer than me. And if you want a chance of winning this brand new Trump-adorned Lamborghini STO, I will see you inside of the real world.
On October 15th, I'm giving away this brand new...
Okay.
On my way to court.
for human trafficking.
on my way to court. Are you streaming from a car?
We're on our way to court for human trafficking.
On my way to court.
human trafficking. They called us
don't need to have
We are.
Don't call.
On my way to court for human trafficking, they decided if I go to Romanian jail for 10 years and giving away a Lamborghini in the same day.
I'm built different.
I'm top G.
So we're gonna keep this stream running all day long
Everybody who signs up for the real world, bring a stream, stand a chance to get a Lamborghini tonight.
Think about it.
- How else are you gonna get a Lamborghini tonight without the real world? This is your only chance. This is the only chance you have in the world of getting a Lamborghini tonight.
is to join the real world today.
On my way to court.
You run the traffic and leave me alone. So I'm streaming from the car. You stream. I am tired of this. Listen, at least outside of the studio is my safe space. Outside of the emerging media.
I can be left alone without you and your crap and your Mr. Producer.
and you're singing and you're both here. I can just walk myself in my room. If you're going to start invading my personal space,
with internet streams.
from the laptop.
as I'm on my way to court to get me drafted.
I'm afraid I'm going to stop going forward.
and get us sent to jail.
You can't stream from jail. I'm safe from there.
Have you seen that video of us when we got
taken to court last time.
they had a
No, I didn't hear.
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*sneeze*
You know the rules. So do I. As you go to court in your fancy suit. I am Mr. Fancy Suit. Get boxed.
You're a human trafficking scumbag. You're a human trafficking piece of shit. You're a scumbag.
criminal.
- All right guys, join the real world. It's your only chance to get your Lambo today. So this streams all day.
I'm going to go into court, out of court. I'm going to stream what I can in between deciding if I go to a Romanian dungeon for 10 years. It's a fun day.
We're in the lab anyway.
We just cash away.
We're going to pump daddy to the moon. We're going to pump real nigger Tate to the moon. Everyone's getting rich today.
It's the Get Rich stream. It's October.
So spread the news. I want to see rain dancing. I want to see Twitter full with millions of accounts talking about this.
I want to see a rain dance. The more rain dancing, the more cash I'll pull out of my big fat pockets, like screwing the duck and give away.
I'll open up the vault.
I could give away $10 million right now and guess how much impact it would make on my life? Zero. I've got endless money to give away. But now the unit is the rain dance.
Christian's obviously still upset he got Rickrolled.
Because he thought it was a cool video of him in his fancy suit. No one cares about your suit, ref.
No one gives a fuck about your city.
You're a human trafficker.
So stay tuned, keep this stream on the background.
We're going to jump in and out of it. Let's throw some other people. Join the real world now. You can see notifications on the screen for everyone who joins the real world. Just have a chance to get a Lamborghini on your drive tonight.
♪ You're no strangers to love ♪
On October 15th, I'm giving away this brand new Lamborghini. And what better symbol of resisting enslavement to the Matrix than Donald Trump himself? I've adorned it with tribute to his heroism as he took a bullet like the bulletproof outlaw he is and stood up and said, fight, fight, fight. That is the spirit of resistance that I like to see. That's the spirit of resistance for the real world.
because I'm just such a nice guy. The top G stands for generous, it doesn't get nicer than me, and if you want a chance of winning this brand new Trump-adorned Lamborghini STO, I will see you inside of the real world.
*Dramatic Music*
Mwah!
*Rain*
*Dramatic Music*
*Groan*
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© BF -WATCH TV 2021
On October 15th, I'm giving away this brand new Lamborghini. And what better symbol of resisting enslavement to the Matrix than Donald Trump himself? I've adorned it with tribute to his heroism, as he took a bullet, like the bulletproof outlaw he is, and stood up and said, "Fight, fight, fight." That is the spirit of resistance that I like to see. That's the spirit of resistance for the real world students. Which is exactly why this car will be given away to a real world student on October 15th. Imagine driving up and down the roads in a brand new Lamborghini STO, tearing up and
the street on election night as the votes come in. Imagine everybody bitting at the car. Imagine all the support you'll get. You might even get a girlfriend for the first time in your life. It's going to make you fucking cool. And all you have to do is be a member of the real world. You join the real world. We teach you how to make money online. It gives you geographical freedom so you can resist the slave. On top of that, as you increase your power level, that's going to directly correlate into the real world token. So you're going to get free crypto. And on top of that, in two weeks, if you're a student, you stand a chance of collecting a brand new Trump adorned
I may give away a car a week to my students because I'm just such a nice guy. The top G stands for generous. It doesn't get nicer than me. And if you want a chance of winning this brand new Trump-adorned Lamborghini STO, I will see you inside of the room.
So, Mr. Tate, what is your defense for being a human trafficker?
you
- My brother did it.
Hmm, interesting. What did your brother do? Did he lie to some hoes?
Yeah, he took them on vacation and was nice to them and
It was a lover boy method.
Thank you.
So your brother was nice to girls and it's the lover boy method.
I think you deserve jail.
admit this traffic is your fault
I mean, technically, Miami.
And I am part of it.
So you are part of the traffic, meaning you are making the traffic worse.
Yeah.
Andrew, I swear I'm not going to talk to you. I'm not going to...
but not in the moment for reaching that.
Dude.
Tell everyone at home you're a human trafficker. Stop talking to me. Come on, all those hater accounts. They think they've caught you. Admit it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
On my way to court.
I'm up in court for human trafficking.
Hope we go to jail so we can give away Lambos from jail and do emergency meetings from Romanian jail.
Think how many viewers we get?
No. Everyone wants to see remaining viewers.
Thank you.
*Squeaky*
Guys, uh,
Thank you.
Thank you.
I apologize to everyone.
Sorry for the lag.
I'm sitting next to a fag.
Thank you.
So I'm sorry for the lag.
I'm sitting next to a fag.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Join the real world. Stay tuned.
Today,
We're all getting rich.
October.
I'm not going to fucking jail.
I'm going to come home and give away loads of money.
On October 15th, I'm giving away this brand new Lamborghini. And what better symbol of resisting enslavement to the Matrix than Donald Trump himself? I've adorned it with tribute to his heroism as he took a bullet like the bulletproof outlaw he is and stood up and said, fight, fight, fight. That is the spirit of resistance that I like to see. That's the spirit of resistance.
week to my students because I'm just such a nice guy. The top G stands for generous. It doesn't get nicer than me. And if you want a chance of winning this brand new Trump-adorned Lamborghini STO, I will see you inside of the room.
*Humming*
No.
*Rain*
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No.
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Mwah!
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On October 15th, I'm giving away this brand new Lamborghini. And what better symbol of resisting enslavement to the Matrix than Donald Trump himself? I've adorned it with tribute to his heroism as he took a bullet like the bulletproof outlaw he is and stood up and said, fight, fight, fight. That is the spirit of resistance that I like to see. That's the spirit of resistance for the real world students. Which is exactly why this car will be given away to a real world student on October 15th.
the votes coming imagine everybody bidding at the car imagine all the support you'll get you might even get a girlfriend for the first time in your life it's gonna make you cool and all you have to do is be a member of the real world you join the real world we teach you how to make money online it gives you geographical freedom so you can resist the slave on top of that as you increase your power level that's going to directly correlate into the real world token so you're going to get free crypto and on top of that in two weeks if you're a student you stand a chance of collecting a brand new trump adorned lamborghini sto you know i might just start giving away cars all the time i
a week to my students because I'm just such a nice guy. The top G stands for generous, it doesn't get nicer than me, and if you want a chance of winning this brand new Trump -adorned Lamborghini STO, I will see you inside of the real world.
On October 15th, I'm giving away this brand new Lamborghini, and what better symbol of resisting enslavement to the matrix than Donald Trump himself? I've adorned it with tribute to his heroism as he took a bullet like the bulletproof
and stood up and said, "Fight, fight, fight." That is the spirit of resistance that I like to see. That's the spirit of resistance for the real world students, which is exactly why this car will be given away to a real world student on October 15th. Imagine driving up and down the road to the brand new Lamborghini STO, tearing up and down the street on election night, as the votes come in. Imagine everybody bitting at the car, imagine all the support you'll get. You might even get a girlfriend for the first time in your life. It's gonna make you fucking cool. And all you have to do is be a member of the real world. You join the real world, we teach you how to make money online.
so you can resist the slave. On top of that, as you increase your power level, that's going to directly correlate into the real world token. So you're going to get free crypto. And on top of that, in two weeks, if you're a student, you stand a chance of collecting a brand new Trump Adorned Lamborghini STO. You know, I might just start giving away cars all the time. I may give away a car a week to my students because I'm just such a nice guy. The top G stands for generous. It doesn't get nicer than me. And if you want a chance of winning this brand new Trump Adorned Lamborghini STO, I will see you inside of the real world.
you
*Music*
Yeah, down here. This is the...
*music*
I got the mojo deals, we been trippin' like the G's. She said the niggas old, gotta catch them. Turn on white, my nigga, no. I won't never sell my soul, and I can bet that I'd already won, I know. I was sad, but what's that yet? Cruiser City and the bulletproof Cadillac.
Thank you.
*Rain*
*music*
No
I'm Dini STO, I will see you inside of the room.
The train is now departing for the next stop.
*music* *music*
I'ma get lazy, I got the mojo deal, we been trappin' like a dream, she said the niggas
I was at that, where the stairs at Coulda stayed in a bulletproof Cadillac
♪ I'm so lost in love ♪
That's the spirit of resistance for the real world students, which is exactly why this car will be given away to a real world student on October 15. Imagine driving up and down the road to the brand new Lamborghini STO, tearing up and down the street on election night.
i'ma get lazy i got the mojo deal we've been traveling like the rain she said the song oh i gotta catch him turn on wipe my no i won't never sell my soul and i get like that and i really want
My size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my size, I own my
Everything is gonna be okay, my music's about to get my music at a fast speed. We're gonna get it, tell me if you prefer to have my heart or my soul. If you deserve it, tell me. For me, if you have it, I'm the one you're missing. For you, I make life a fun year. Baby, we're gonna get it. It's getting hot, I'm getting it. Baby, we're gonna get it. Oh oh oh.
*music*
Fais ton lit, fais tes valises choisis Tu seras mon international woman I ain't downright in a race car Daddy go into the bank, baby J'ai du temps de pas te mettre à l'aise Baby, t'inquiète, je gère, baby, laisse-moi faire, baby Everything is gonna be okay, mami, je te serai bien, mami, je te la ferai Tu me fais du mal, tu me seras bien Dis-moi si tu préfères avoir mon cœur ou ma cible Si tu le mérites, permette-moi de te dire, baby Par moi si t'as, je suis l'homme qui te manque
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brand new Lamborghini and what better symbol of resisting enslavement to the matrix than Donald Trump himself. I've adorned it with tribute to his heroism, as he took a bullet like the bulletproof outlaw he is and stood up and said fight, fight, fight. That is the spirit of resistance that I like to see. That's the spirit of resistance for the real world students, which is exactly why this car will be given away to a real world student on October 15th. Imagine driving up and down the road to the brand new Lamborghini STO, tearing up and down the street on election night as the votes come in. Imagine everybody bivvying at the car,
Imagine all the support you'll get. You might even get a girlfriend for the first time in your life. It's gonna make you fucking fool. And all you have to do is be a member of the real world. You join the real world, we teach you how to make money online. It gives you geographical freedom so you can resist the slavery. On top of that, as you increase your power level, that's gonna directly correlate into the real world token. So you're gonna get free crypto. And on top of that, in two weeks if you're a student, you stand a chance of collecting a brand new Trump-adorned Lamborghini STO.
a nice guy. The 12G stands for generous, it doesn't get nicer than me, and if you want a chance of winning this brand new Trump-adorned Lamborghini STO, I will see you inside of the room.
Let's go! I am now missing this. Team Ace Bugatti on the track. How can you go wrong? I don't want to crash Mike. I'm not even trying. Foot's off the gas.
so you
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We need to go to Morocco. Why? Europe's freezing. And you can't drive here.
You can't go. I don't want to see you in Dubai.
because they're too nice to me.
And I don't want to break all of our chalkboards. I understand.
You're scared of jail.
I'll get a job, I'll tell you now.
So we need to go to Morocco. We need to ship our cars to Morocco, take the boat to Casablanca and drive around.
- Her cosplank is literally the worst place in Morocco. - Kars, drive me, I care.
How long will we survive if we get a Moroccan walker?
How big is your security budget for that trip, bro?
You don't have to go to Morocco.
That doesn't make sense.
We do need some driving though, we really need some driving.
No, but it is the essence.
It's a track, but the problem is, I think it would be extremely irresponsible and immature.
take our $5.2 million dollar for getting in.
Agreed.
Yeah, I agree with that.
Both of them are ridiculous.
What the fuck is wrong with you three? What are you, crybabies?
Thank you.
You don't race a Bugatti on track? I've never seen a Bugatti on track on video. I've barely ever seen it.
You done.
Fucking go. Call the track.
*laughter* Let's go! Hang on, I think we're about to- You can't, Luke. I fucking can. Get raised, we got-
Can't look.
You got a nice voice.
- Crouch is just buying a new one.
Thank you.
You can't just buy...
There's only 60, isn't there?
Exactly.
Do you have more to buy?
- -
so
*Horse Barking*
Amen.
No!
*car engine noise*
Where are the losers? Where are they? Do you know? No. Fastest already. You said you're going to take them to the track, you did. See if they show up.
I am now missing this, Tate Esbogadi on the track
How can it go wrong?
It can't possibly go wrong. -I mean, last time, we almost died.
and the double J's.
- More safety, more safety. - Inshallah.
Well, where's the ambulance?
Does it make
I've seen bikinis on the track, but not push-ups.
- Just drive a car, we're over it. - Problem is, when you're in one of them, everybody expects you to win so easily.
You have to push it. You have to try. I can't get overtaken.
-
pretty much have to
So let's hope I don't need to buy another one.
If I do, I got Richard.
- Yeah, exactly. - Thanks, bro. - That's a good deal. If we crash you by the next Pagani. - Thanks, bro. - Nice.
It's on video so you have to now.
Yeah, exactly.
I want to...
I'm excited.
I think that's a nice battle.
That's the third part.
I'd love to give it a shot.
What are you signing?
I don't mind, I'm a...
I'm only driving a Ferrari.
I'm okay.
- So, are you gonna beat Tate in his Bugatti? - Is this a race? I'm just gonna drive at the speed limit, 20 kilometers an hour.
- So Tate, are you gonna nail this track?
- To be honest with you, I have no idea. I've never driven on this track, and I don't want to crash my car. So, we're gonna see how it goes. - Yeah.
.
So there is going to be one media guy in Luke's car
So that'll be the lead car because it's a slow lap.
and then all of you guys will be following Luke.
So you picked Luke
Slow lab, right?
You're getting dissed by the cameraman.
Love you, Flood.
I'm so embarrassed.
Smoke them all.
- Phone call.
You got a fast car, bro.
- True, huh? - No, no, fuck it, exactly.
It's the worst that can happen.
Come on.
Exactly.
I put so much time in the
What
what Luke doesn't have any
He has one watch now, that's it. Which he isn't even wearing. Yeah, we will fix the mirror. Where's the watch, Luke?
I didn't wear one.
Why do you have--
It was given at Nice Neurolics, and it's in his pouch. And you carry it with you.
your power.
Put it on your wrist.
Oh, it's fun here.
I drive it.
doing sports.
Take-- watch out for your dog.
Logical.
Is that real? I don't think it's real. Do drivers wear Johnny Diamond watches?
He's a driver, so I guess that's it.
We'll figure it out.
If you guys wanted to play it right, you'd be wearing a Daytona. The watch for motorsport.
That's what I was going to say.
that is a
It's not nautical.
I got hugged out the back.
He could wear a diver's watch. Not for the same reason.
Look, be here. Put your watch on. He's going on that one.
Thank you.
Definitely.
Anything that makes
Andrew made me go all the way to fix his--
There's a watch from yesterday, the link. Yeah, yeah. You should be wearing it. I do. That is kind of rude. Just have someone fix it.
so it fits them perfectly.
They had me fucking buying it.
I didn't have you buy it, you bought it.
-
-
It's a great way to incentivize more gifts. - So who's gonna be faster, you or Shahab? - Shahab, I got gloves, bro.
I'm definitely gonna win. Shahab's got stripes. Hang on, I got stripes and gloves. Gotcha, there we go, I win.
This is the reality we live in now, yeah?
- Yeah. - Nothing to do, well we got everything to do. We're sitting playing pool and we say, let's go, track our cars, get a media team like this.
It's basically DoCo.
Is it really that different?
doing go-karts.
money-wise, impact-wise, what do you think?
Yeah, think about it.
I used to go do go-karts for 100 pounds when I had 150 pounds in my bank.
Oh, parenting.
Taking the Bacani on track is cheaper. Even if I smashed it up. Yeah. I like it. See? There you go. It's just go-karts.
New reality, bro.
-Bugetti go-karts. -Hot wheels go-karts.
Those are the three stages of life.
I like that.
Slowest time.
It may fall apart halfway around the track.
But that would be footage that would go more viral.
Lana vs. Bacani. Are we supposed to love it?
I mean, it has to be.
That's the inspection.
Nothing like 1970s USSR engineering.
Yeah.
Easy.
Piece of cake.
Surely somebody owns one.
All right, new mission.
If, okay, how about this?
Good mission.
Because if you fail,
find a lot of new AEs.
I'm bringing one here and I'll be the only man
in the UAE with a lot.
The only one.
if the Cricut is here.
The most money lad.
car in the oven.
You know, it's funny you actually will do that too. Oh, I know I will.
$10,000, probably $3,000 to buy it, $40,000 to fly it over.
I'm sorry.
Worth it.
Have any of you guys seen a ladder in Dubai before? No, I've never seen any.
Have you seen one?
The first time I saw was in his videos.
Yeah.
Everyone in Eastern Europe knows a lot of it. They're classics.
Classic Cubs.
Alright man, later.
Dubai mission.
If you can't find one,
Yes, by the way.
I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT.
on the track
- On the, oh yeah, it has to be on the track for the count. - Oh, of course, yeah. - Yeah, fantastic.
-
60 kilometers an hour.
- Ha ha.
fourth gear, you're going along it.
50.
You want to over text someone?
slam it down the second you put your foot down.
still 50.
just a different noise.
51.
It's going to be fun, man. I can't wait.
- Bye.
You know what?
for like 90 miles an hour before.
It can do 85-90.
but it just takes
forever.
to get there. The road between, the motorway between Ploiești
or et cetera.
like 85, 95
What are the brakes like?
Oh, terrible. It's terrible.
I'M NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO
to stop from any of these cars.
at 190 miles an hour.
Fast doing it.
cook that.
terrible.
I'm looking forward to it.
- What's the difference? - Chassis, something, no adaptive driving. - Okay, I mean still, maybe you're a camera car now, I don't know. - They are, no, they are. - Now the issue is I've fucked with that Porsche so much, I mean, it shouldn't happen. - Yeah. - It's not a good thing.
And I smashed all through Europe in that lane. I know it's a perfect limit. Yeah. So now, now we're gonna have... I can definitely push hard. Now you're gonna have you versus you. Let's do, let's do... I want him to come into it as well. We need T to come back. Is he doing one lap? How do we do this? Here's a straight. We chill, we start from there. And we clear on the corners. Or whatever. Whatever.
- You and me, right? - You're never gonna wait for me. - The baguette is fucking distant.
- But I will tell you this, that McLaren, in the baguette, I can barely catch it. I start to catch it a little bit, that car is so fast, it's 85, 90% as quick as it's fucking sure is. - I can't catch it. - And it can corner like a go-kart. - I can't catch it. It's like tiny bit towards the end, then you have to brake.
- Smash past me. - Yeah, you guys, I bet. - Yeah. - But that McLaren is so fast. I'm telling you, the guy doesn't feel quick next to me. So quick. - Yeah. - So fast. - Please don't convince me to buy another McLaren, but. - Welcome to the headache. - I got enough cars, man. - But everything's okay. I'm just being extra careful with it, 'cause you start getting into the high water temperature. - Yeah. - No one to blow off, it's fine. - Yeah. - But it just, it felt fine when I was chasing Tristan, but Tristan doesn't drive that hard. - Speed, Tristan's quick, yeah.
- Do you know what's super interesting? I saw you three or four times lose the end. I still wasn't pushing in the A12. I was concentrating, but I wasn't on the limit. This is the car, man, I swear. - Four wheel steering. - Yeah. - I didn't, that's four wheel steering. - Yeah, four wheel steering. - Cheat, Jules cheating. Jules, get in the Porsche. - A12's the best. - Get in the Porsche. - Porsche has a warning. - Porsche has like all the cheat codes, huh? - Uh-uh, I'll take it. - F8? - F8. - So would you prefer the Ferrari or any other car? - For me, it's still the A12, man.
Experiences is more emotional. I mean if I just wanted to win a race it definitely the 765 If I wanted to know the car was gonna finish the race it'd be the Porsche but for the experience and the Just the pure enjoyment pure driver enjoyment is the 812 all the way and it can still hold its weight It's not it's not a slow car even though it's a tourer I can push guys in their little races as long as they're not pushing the edge So this is the overall winner for sure man easy easy. That's nice. So she have you're going against the McLaren
I had to accept it and then Andrew came and said I'll smoke both of you. So...
And with that, we've decided which car sounds best.
Let's see. Ha ha ha, got you here. Okay, turn too soon, too soon.
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Holy! Okay, okay.
you
I'm sorry.
No.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
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- All right, Tristan, what are we doing, man? - Giving them a head start, doing a drag race. - 7 .65, big out of here, Ryan. - Okay. First gear, I'm gonna give them a one second jump start.
- Tristan, you keeping an eye on Luke? - Yep. Roger. - Watch his fingers count down.
Three two one very forget it
Go to that time. Right, so this stinks of burning rubber, so let's take it back. Five million dollars. Down the drain.
It's not like a steel, I think. These are carbon. I don't know if these glow or not. I'm not sure. They might not. Carbon might not glow. Yeah. We were in the family, and I couldn't stop the car. I went 40 kilometers. Really? Yeah, sure. This has no problem with brake fade, nothing. It just has a problem with the engine temperature. It goes way up. Do you get any warnings on that?
warnings yeah after like four laps you get warning but didn't the Porsche came out first yeah chassis something about the chassis man they're serious i thought Porsche was number one yeah what did you do to my car bro it was me it was me i'll do whatever he's twisted the chassis who gets involved it's a ride off it's true it's true it's true it's now garden art in my yard garden art i like that
- No? - It's just you. - It's just you, I guess. It's the curse of me. - But man, this car's amazing. I can't, I couldn't believe it. Couldn't believe it, bro. This thing's just fucking... - It's an animal. - For sure. But would you get this or the coupe? You have the coupe already. - I have a coupe. I would always get convertible McLarens, because they're hard tops, so there's no downside. Besides six kilo. What's six kilo? Nothing. - But you can't only have one McLaren. - Yeah, you need two, otherwise you're not gonna be able
I have two 'cause one's always broken. That's why I have three, just in case. I have three of this car. - You got a great one, really. - I have three 765s. - Wow, 10 is it? - Two sliders, one coupe. But because they're hardtop, there's basically no disadvantage to having the, the six kilo weight difference, that's it. - Is there less headroom? - No, nothing. They're usually convertible, they're heavier, but because this is carbon tub, it doesn't have reinforcement bars. So it's literally six kilos, it's the only difference. And 50,000 euro. So it depends in Dubai if you can drive around with the top off, and Romania is beautiful in the mountains,
you're gonna but if you take it to Europe you're gonna walk a verbal I don't think it's too hot but I don't think the prices are going down anytime soon there's nothing as fast as this on the road bro it's the fastest thing on the road it keeps up with that we can drag race them now this and this and you'll be surprised how fast this is we'll drag racing if you crash the car
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We learned surprisingly that the Bugatti is the fastest.
Surprise, surprise, surprise. It is faster than everything else.
Fast car in the world faster than the other cars on the track. Yeah, it's not meant for that. No, no, no, I'll argue that It's faster than straight lines not faster on the track. Oh, I agree. Yeah, it's faster than straight. Yeah, exactly. The 765 will beat around the track. Unless Luke's driving. So we clarified that the world's fastest car is the fastest. That's our donation to science. Yes. Yes. The fastest car in the world goes faster than the other cars. But around the track all as a whole in the term of definition.
Yeah, I agree. Which was the funnest one? The Clarence Dusk car. The Clarence Dusk car. The A12 was the fun one, man. Slipping and sliding, making noise, surely. You guys didn't get the question, he was referring to himself. Oh, okay. The A12 sounds best, no doubt about it. When the A12, you hear it, it comes past behind the other cars. And it's great because you can always hear it by itself. It's not a silent Tesla, that's for sure. I don't know, man, it wasn't that far behind. Over a couple of laps, sure. Maybe there's a few hundred meters in there.
But it keeps up for a Grand Tour. We all agree for a Grand Tour that the slowest car here is
is the one that Luke drives. - - Regatti McLaren
Anyone was looking and we have a new job the loop lap. Yeah, that's not all and all yeah I still think if you had that one of these cards every day that a place the best and then McLaren if you had to race around this track For a pure driving machine the players the best but for a livable. I want to live with the car the other priorities There's no good box One parent you need multiple. Yeah, I don't know if you need three
Need is a strong word that we need to leave - I'm gonna buy another one. I'm gonna
- -Google the best. -Bro, those cars are awesome. -Once you get used to them, they're just
What's next thing guys? What else is there to do in terms of driving? We do something different We do a road trip to Amman. Road trip to Amman would be good. We do the Yaz track, we booked that out as well. That'd be good. We do some 4x4s. Offing Desert. Offing Desert.
Desert? That June buggy stuff? Yeah, June buggy stuff. Gatling in the desert. It is a four-wheel drive. It will literally sink in the first one meter and you won't be able to get out. Oh shit. You'll be there for the future civilizations after they begin a war to find you. Very sad.
That was good fun, thanks man, appreciate it. Yeah, good fun. Appreciate it. Thanks, thanks. Thanks for having me on.
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So...
Yeah.
Who's excited for today? I'll be honest.
I was on my way to the gym and I got news that the boys had to be somewhere so they couldn't
Yeah.
be on the emergency meeting that's why there's such a large countdown however
There's a giveaway today that they've never done before, which is a Lamborghini. I'm super excited. I've never been this excited since the birth of my son. So I want to...
Just say good luck to everyone who's joined the real world, entered the competition, and I want to see one of you guys skating around in this Lamborghini at the end of this week.
So...
Guys,
The countdown...
for the prize is five hours and 44 minutes away which means you haven't
Missed out.
you can still win the Lamborghini. All you have to do is join the real world. Now I don't want to be
the guy, I don't know if you want to be the guy, but I would never want to be the guy who would be...
I know.
Walking to the bus stop, holding on to my $50,
When really, in reality,
I could have won a Lamborghini.
I don't know, I just wouldn't want to be that guy. I'm sorry. I mean...
Personal choice and everything but personally $50 a month to join the real world and make money at the same time and a chance to win a Lamborghini over holding on to your lousy $50 walking to the bus stop.
Personally,
I don't know.
I would choose joining the real world, making money, monetizing a skill, and a chance of winning a Lambo than holding on to $50.
But yeah...
What have you guys been up to? Hopefully
Hopefully there's a guy, I don't know if you know who he is, his name's Marcel, who's going to join me soon. But I'm going to harass him until he does. Because I want to speak to Marcel and see what he thinks about this.
See how he feels. I want to see the Lamborghini in real life. I haven't seen this Lamborghini in real life. I want to see it.
I think that the rap is sick. I want Trump to win this election.
like most people do.
But...
I want to see it in real life. I want to see someone skating around in it, the happiest they've ever been, you know, all because...
Andrew wanted to change the trajectory of one of his students lives. It's an absolutely amazing opportunity and I want everyone to jump in on it. I don't want anyone to miss out and I mean that there can only be one winner.
But it could be you.
It literally could be you today owning a brand new Lamborghini STO.
Pretty cool. Not going to lie, that's pretty cool.
Imagine going tomorrow to your college or to your workplace and being able to tell everyone, "What did you do last night?" "Well, you know, funny enough I joined the real world last week and
Now I own a Lamborghini STO.
That's insane.
Absolutely insane. You have five hours and 42 minutes to get in on this.
Do you know what?
Bye.
I'm actually going to promote it on my own Instagram as well because...
I don't think I knew too much about this. Like, I didn't know too much about this competition until it was brought to my attention on the last emergency meeting.
But now I know about it, I encourage everyone to join.
now I think Marcel's in the gym which is exactly where I should be
So I'm a bit jealous. I mean someone should drag Marcel out of the gym because I was on my way to go do my own thing.
And, you know, unfortunately...
Andrew's not on the air right now. He's got things to do. He'll be back soon. Him and Tristan are going to announce a winner today in five hours and 42 minutes. They wanted to make sure they were home to announce the winner.
Fair enough.
This is an expensive, top of the range, top spec Lamborghini.
I'd want to be home to announce the winner too. That's the only reason the countdown is so long.
And I'm sure Andrew will be on the stream.
here nor there, he'll be going remotely streaming on this episode too. So,
Yeah, very interesting day, guys. Very interesting day and...
How many of you guys have actually joined? How many have we got?
Okay.
There's gotta be ten... a hundred... two hundred...
100,000, over 100,000 people involved in this competition so far.
It just baffles me that someone is sitting at home not knowing.
how their evening is going to unfold. Someone is at home right now.
sitting there thinking,
It will never be me. It will never be me. And then later on...
It's gonna be them.
That makes me happy. That makes me excited.
to know that someone is gonna you know and people saying stuff like oh well you won't be able to afford i've seen this comment a few times you won't be able to afford to fill the lamborghini up with fuel
Bullshit.
Do you understand that when you get your first
you know, decent...
your first decent thing in life, like a supercar, like even a property.
It actually motivates you to want more. It motivates you to go and get it again. It motivates you to get two or three of them.
So no, I don't buy the bullshit of, oh, whoever wins it won't be able to afford it. I think it's going to motivate someone to become the best version of themselves. They're going to own a Lamborghini.
and they're gonna absolutely start loving their life.
Oh look who it is! It's my buddy Nigel!
Here he is!
I can't hear you because I ain't got any headphones on but wait a minute. You have to turn up the light first of all.
So glad Nigel's joined me.
Is that Marcel as well?
Oh my god.
Oh my god. What's going on, Nigel? What's going on?
Nigel, what do you think?
He's going to turn the lights on, so he's going to turn the lights on so they can see me. This one here, please, Mr. Producer.
Mr. Bajusa. Turn all the lights on.
He's sitting there and he's on his phone. Who?
Mr. Producer.
I can't see him. Can you see him?
I can see him. Yeah, here. He's just here. But I can't see me.
I can see you. Just about.
Yeah.
The only thing I can't see is the chat.
- Ah, maybe we should get the chat up. Can we get the chat up on the side? - Yeah, can we get the chat up, Tech?
Can we do that?
Thank you.
How you feeling, Margie? Nigel, ever since I streamed with you, I've been sick, bro. Yeah, that's because I put voodoo.
I don't you I'm telling you you have done some black magic on me yeah don't be racist
No, no, no, dark magic. Dark magic, black magic. We're just talking about lights here. Magic. You've done some magic on me. We've got some raving going on in here. What's going on?
Oh, the cops are coming. Oh, shit. Call the cops. He's off his chops. You are a decop. I am the decop spy. Seriously, bro. Seriously, bro. Can I get some light, please? This is actually taking a piss.
No, seriously, can I get some light, please? Someone.
Someone take him. Give me some light. Bring this man out of the shadow. Let there be light.
- Fuck sake. - Oi, look, here he is. Here he is. - Marshmallows in. - Yo, we've got dark chocolate and milk chocolate in the studio. - In the house. - Wait, who's dark chocolate? - Seriously, no, bro, bro. Seriously, can I have some light, please?
Obviously Nigel's dark chocolate and your milk chocolate because you're a little lighter, you're a lighty. I don't think he can hear you, I think he needs some headphones.
Yeah. Oh, he can't hear me. Listen. Well that's shit.
Listen. What the fuck's this?
This is the Lamborghini that's being won today! - It's been won today, yeah. It's madness. - What? - It's an absolute madness. - Someone is winning this today! - Someone's winning this Lamborghini. Bro, seriously, can I have some light please?
- Don't, listen, don't let me start getting all dark in here on you. I know it's dark already, but I'll get even darker on you. - Why have you got to be so aggressively Jamaican towards the producers of the studio? - Because I want some light so everybody can see me.
Mm-hmm.
Fucking hell, Nigel. There we go. Fucking hell. What's Nigel doing? Turn up, turn up, turn up. My guy. Wait, wait, what's this? Someone won this.
No, no one's won it yet, Marcel. They've got five hours and 37 minutes to join the real world, to be in with a chance.
to be in with a single chance. They have five hours and 37 minutes to join the real world. And I've just been explaining. One second. Now you can win a Lambo for $50 basically. They have to be in the real world.
Yeah, you can win a Lambo for $50.
- Yeah. - Bro! - That's dumb. - It's insane, isn't it? - No, but the funny thing is, right? The funny thing is there will be some loser who's like, "Well, it will never be me, so I'm gonna hold on "to my $50 and I'm gonna get the bus to college." - And I'm gonna buy a pizza.
Yeah! And then they'll get home and it would have been them!
And they'll be sitting there crying, looking outside at their neighbour across the road, celebrating the Lambo.
And it's not going to be them. And it's not going to be them. All because they didn't join. All because they didn't join. Yeah, that's 100% dumb. So you can make money and win a Lambo. Dumb.
It's not your average Lambo either, bro. It's the STO. I know, it's the STO. It's the bad boy Lambo. It's sick, bro. I don't know much about cars. Talk to me. It's the bad boy Lambo. So you got... So you got...
Lambo, Hurricane, well, Hurricane. Then you've got the...
Performance version, you've got like the track version, which I believe is the STO. So it's a kitted out, it's a top end Lambo. Spoilers, like proper... For $50? Yeah.
Hold on, boys. I've got a message. It's a top-end Lambo for $50. Bro, I'm messaging my mum to join the real world now. Bro, I'm about to message all my boys as well, bro. Oh, dear. If you get fucking joined.
- Can you see what I'm wearing here? Can you see what I'm wearing? I've got like a Fireblood top here. - Well, fuck Fireblood right now. Join the fucking real world, bro. - Yeah, yeah, no, no. - That's not what I mean. - I'm just saying. - Whoa! - I'm just saying. - Right now, fuck it right. Fuck it, no, fuck that. Bro, if you gave me Fireblood or Lambo, I'm picking the Lambo. - Oh, 100%. - Come on, bro. - 100%. - I'm picking Fireblood, bro. - Oh my fucking, yeah, but you're a retard. - Whoa! - Whoa. - I'm just saying, bro. - Ow!
Ah! Do you know, I reckon Rory was like a... Would it be... Wait, wait. If I won, would they say it's fixed?
Because I'm in the real world. You wouldn't win. No, but I'm in the real world. I say Fireblood because...
I'm actually decoy.
I hear it. See, he is actually. I know he is. I can tell he is. Do you remember? Do you remember when he said he was ill? I just reckon he was just feeding back to decoy and he had to...
He had to kind of report back to them for the last couple of days. So I don't think he was. Yeah. See, I don't think he was. We called back to the office.
See, I don't think he was in a tool. You're a fucking liar.
See?
Stop it man, my career's on the line man. Stop it. My career's on the line boys man. Nah, chill. Chill. You see all these accents he's doing? He probably knows how to do a British accent. He's probably not even from England.
I don't think he is. He's from Usain Bolt. I got you. Every time you listen to me you're thinking maybe I'm from the Luton but really I'm disguising. See now I'm sitting here Tech understands you because he only understands that kind of language. Ah nice nice nice that was good. Yeah it's not too bad but he's not listening to us. Marcel.
We might win it. But we could win it. We could win it. Guys, you've got five hours to join a real. Yeah, there's no way there's no way you don't. Do you know what? Let's ask Andrew to give away some more shit.
Imagine how- Everyone join up today, and I'll ask Andrew to give away some more shit. More money, more something.
- Bro. - Fuck it.
He comes back today who does that and I'll try to ask Andrew to give away more shit, but you have to join today Yeah, real talk. How's he not talking about giving away more stuff anyway? I think you were great Well, we do well we compression to this add-on and add-on add-on add-on add-on, but happy will have to join
Also, whoever wins the Lambo, whoever wins the Lambo, yeah. Yep.
I actually offer to fly out wherever they are.
- And test drive it. - I don't need to drive it. I just wanna see it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for real. I just want to get in it and they can drive it. It's their car, bro. If they've won it, it's their car. But I'd love to just be in it and see it in real life. So, guys, if you are the winner...
Please feel free to hit me up. I'll fly out to wherever you are and we'll go out for a day in the Lambo for sure. Actually, that would be a good idea, wouldn't it?
Yeah. And if I win it, none of you are invited.
I might win it. Supposing I win it. That would be so sick. I could put my Lambo next to my R8.
Thank you.
That would be so sick.
Nigel, if we win, you do know the internet's gonna be burnt to the ground. You know everyone's gonna be like, "Fix!" Even if it wasn't! Even if it wasn't! Oh, 100%. I'll shout "Fix" if you win it and it's not me, I'm shouting "Fix". Yeah.
I don't give a fuck. Fuck you, Rory.
You two aren't very nice and you two actually gang up on me all the time these days. No, I actually don't. Last time you two were on here going back and forth. I backed you.
And then you started throwing my name in the fire like it was me. Unfortunately, sometimes you just got to throw everyone into the tracks, bro. You was giving me mad smoke on the last DM as well.
Mad smoke. On the... On the...
Chat.
You've just given us mad smoke.
so you deserve it Rory it wasn't him it was D-Cop it was D-Cop actually
It was him first of all, but then Decot decided to intervene. Intervene. Ah, nice.
Mmm.
Did you see the video? This is why we know. We did not know Rory. This is why we know he's in leagues with D-cup. Of course he is.
Bro, listen, this is the thing, right? It's a win-win for me. Yeah, you're always away, aren't you, Rory? Always away, doing, yeah, I'm here, I'm there. Guys, look, I'm done speaking about these fuckers. They're the reason that my boys ain't here, able to, you know...
liven up this show because of these motherfuckers. They've been doing this for, what, two, three years now? Let's play the Lambo video, boys. Let's play the Lambo video. Let's play the Lambo video.
We've got a Lambo video? We have, yeah. Check, play the Lambo video. Ooh, look at that thing.
Look at it.
Stressing me out. So bad.
you
yeah that's mental I can't wait to win this man carboned out everything
No way, look at that, man.
Do you know why it's not this is why it's sick. Yeah
You're gonna wait wait wait wait before you say anything I'm listening to you
I'm watching this. I've seen this video, but I haven't seen the video if you go insane. No, that makes zero sense. Oh
Yes, look at Trump. Trump's looking mean on that car.
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That's badass. You know what's mad, yeah? Go on.
Because people are going to join for...
The Lambo, $50, whatever. Cool.
But they're then going to realise they can make fuckloads of money. This is what I mean. They're not even spending money. They can buy their own Lambo. They're double winning. Yeah, yeah. Win-win.
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It's gonna be nuts. But that Lambo is sick bro. I can't wait to win. People in the real world, you got a chance here.
That's just... If you're making money, even better. Wait, wait, one second. What's the... How do you win it?
You just join the real world. And they just pick you. Oh, that's... Someone's being picked from the real world to win this Lamborghini today.
But this is what I'm saying.
the countdown wouldn't be as long if the boys weren't dragged to the fucking courts.
to change their mind and decide to stop being a loser and sign up to the real world and win a lambo today or they can sit there in the rain getting the bus holding on to the 49
keeping the money in their pocket listen i'm in the real world so i don't give a monkeys
I could buy myself a sandwich. - If I win that Lambo, boy, I'm flexing on everybody.
- I actually low key hope one of us wins it. - So do I. I ain't gonna lie. - That would be hilarious. - Would you fly over to Bucharest and have a try? - What, if you won it? - Yeah.
- Absolutely not.
- Nice. - Oh, see? All right, now you set that stage, 'cause when you actually finally do come back, you ain't going nowhere near it. You ain't even- - Admit I got you. Admit I just got you though. - You did get me. You did get me, 'cause I thought you was actually- - You didn't get the big end. - Absolutely, you said no. - You got excited as well. - Yeah, I did. - You just- - Everyone's like, "Yeah!" - I didn't actually get excited, he just actually- - You got excited. - Just smashed me to pieces. Yeah, no. No, you did actually get me.
I actually hope. Who do you hope wins it? And I mean, all joke aside, I could tell you the sort of person I want to win it.
- What? - I won.
A young man.
aged 16 to 20.
hard working
He's already been in the real world for months trying his hardest. Yeah. Wants to change his life, has that mindset ready to go, just needs that boost. Yeah.
That's the sort of person I want to win it. I don't want Jackie from Essex, four kids...
28 stone.
Do you like me joining the real world now? Yeah, that would annoy me. And I'll get annoyed with like lottery wins. I want someone that's been in there for a while of course. Yeah. But the thing is, this is the opportunity for people to change their life around. But that's the good thing. The fact that there's an incentive because if they join and win, they're going to realise that they can make more money from this. They can realise from the world they can make.
hundreds of thousands a month. So there's also that that's that's the privilege of people joining now. I would say I don't think it's that bad of an idea. No, I would say who has potential who's going to apply themselves. I would say anybody that's applying themselves in the real world, right? I'm going to be a little bit more diplomatic with that. I'm just saying everybody that's applying themselves in the real world. Yes, you might have been in there for two years, you might have been in there for one year. But if you've been in there for one year, but you're still applying yourself, you're still doing the best you possibly can do. And you win it. Okay, cool. If you're
18, 16, 17, 20, 23...
30, it doesn't really make a difference to me. As long as you're in there, you're applying yourself, you understand your potential, and you're just giving it your all. And you've been giving it your all daily. You've done all of the courses, you've actually really, really looked through it, you've interacted with people. That's the type of person for me that I want to win. That person that's got that mindset, that's not scared of hard work, that actually is blind themselves. That's me. And you know, I just want to add to that, Nigel, you're a faggot.
oh shit i haven't really got much to say oh shit sorry i'm crying now i haven't really got much to say to that oh so you've lined up perfect you've changed your beef from rory to now me
No, well, you know, me and you got... We got in a beef.
If you can't beat them, you join them, though.
Okay, cool. I just think Marcel's got short man syndrome. Oh, that's okay. That's personal now. That's personal. You know how I feel about that. You know how I feel about that. Who's better at basketball? Come on. Oh, no. We're going to have this one.
I'll tell you what, the garden is actually looking sick. So when the garden is actually fully finished,
I am gonna buy a basketball hoop for me and Marcel to just settle this beef once and for all.
I'm gonna buy one once everything's done. Like and we've got the space. We've got the space anyway. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm hearing there's a new Lambo video.
Holy shit!
There's a new one.
Let's play this one. Let's run it.
And if you haven't bought daddy coin, what are you doing? No, this is what I was just about to say. We're going to the moon, bro.
What other stuff did um, Tate say he's giving away?
He's giving away
He said he rolled off a load of cars last night, I'm sure. - Ah, we gotta get him to give away money.
Get daddy coin, be in the wheel world, and give away money, bro. We have to do it.
I also heard the first one of you guys to do a slam dunk wins a brand new Ferrari. I mean, that's going to be me. I can actually dunk, so I'm good. Can you actually? Because I've seen evidence that you can.
Can you dunk? How can a four-foot... Can you dunk? This is what I'm saying, Nigel. You check his shoes for springs, bro. That's what I'm saying.
Real talk. Remember the pumps? I can't remember what they were. I don't know whether they're real or not. No one remembers, Nigel. That's your time.
I actually really like I really like the music to that video the thing is they have to play they have to play that tune in the Lambo when they first get in it
- Bro, someone's gonna be fucking rolling around in a Lambo for 50 fucking dollars. - Bro, this is what I'm saying. I wanna fly out and be the winner. I wanna go see their new car,
I want to see this car in the flesh because I love the rap. Whoever wins it better flex on everybody. 100%. Flex, like real flex on everybody. But it's not just the Lambo. It's not just the Lambo that's going to make them angry, Nigel. It's going to be the rap as well. It's going to drive past some liberal. Fuck Trump! Fuck Trump! And they're going to be in their shit car.
Some liberal's going to be breaking down like...
Well, Kamala will fix this.
He should put up alongside them, pretend to help them, and get back in his car and just... Off.
A Lamborghini STO, that's crazy, Will. It's badass.
It's guys guys guys. I think it's off the elections over. I don't have to I don't have to keep the rap on or not. I
Nah, you keep that motherfucker on all year, bruv.
Yeah, I'm not changing the rap, bro. Oh, yeah, you have to keep on. I'm keeping the rap on, and when Trump wins the election, I'm flexing again, 2.0, doubling down. Doubling down on the flex when Trump wins. I don't think you guys understand. No, no, no. You can win a Lambo for 50 fucking dollars.
That's right. You can win a Lambo for $50. Yeah, I know.
Bruh, that's nuts. It's crazy.
50 fucking dollars. Crazy. Someone in the chat said some woke wanker will scratch it.
True.
That is something a liberal would do. Ow! Lambo and Trump, right? They'll scratch it.
Cool, keep it safe. If someone from the UK wins it,
then you need to pay someone to look after it, because your ops will be after you. They're going to be automatically default jealous. And do you know how they pay for it?
make more fucking money in the real world, that's how. - Exactly, they ain't gonna be worried. - They ain't gonna miss a thing. - They ain't gonna be worried.
- I mean, they're already in. They may as well start making money. They're already in. - That's what I'm trying to say, bro. - Can we- - That's what I'm trying to say.
- All right, Techie, can we see the chat?
as well please.
Oh, I have to be James.
Thank you.
Thank you.
*sigh*
Thank you.
You two look like mannequins, man. Why don't you move?
Oh look at Nigel, look at the strength, look at the strength.
Thank you.
Trenas?
Last one.
Thank you.
Yeah, I know because we just finished training
I know you ain't trained today. - Bruv, I was on my way to the gym. I got called here to do this. Yeah, I was. And I'm sick because of you and your stupid fucking- - Oh, sick. He reckons I've done voodoo on him. - 100%. My man done some Zulu spells on me as well.
- I actually do it. - That's too funny.
No, I'm not having it.
I can see him now, he's just sitting in his bedroom.
with his mad African magic devices. - Are you actually not well? - I've got a doll. - No.
You're not well.
Bro!
I am so sick. I've got ambulances pulling me over, bro.
The chat room.
Okay.
Tate should give the car to Kamala Harris. No way. What the fuck kind of suggestion is that? What the fuck?
Thank you.
Who is your mate?
Drive it to Kamala's house. That's not a bad idea. That's a sick idea. Go nutting it around Kamala's yard. That's a real, real good idea.
Yeah, 100%. People need to stop talking about my goat in here like it's not still emotional as well.
Fuck your goat.
That was a strange request Nigel.
you probably did that's why you're so in love with it
That's a very bold statement, that. You know? Shit. But we know you used to hang out with Goatso, didn't we?
Because you ought to go.
Come on, come on. I'll take that.
Marcel, did you eat the goat?
No.
Marceau actually didn't Yeah I'm your one friend who didn't Marceau I actually didn't know You weren't there
Don't matter why I didn't, just, I didn't.
Marcel?
You are actually my friend because I ate the goat.
But you just didn't want it to go to waste, I get it. You're trying to be one with the goat. Imagine living your whole life eating grass and eating my food as well, bro. I fed that goat. And imagine dying... Someone said Marta is vegan. How fucking dare you? I'm vegetarian.
- Sorry, don't. - You better not be. I just called you my friend.
Anyway.
Where else I? The goat dies. He knows he's died for the purpose to be eaten. Most animals do when they're being killed. They know what's going down, right? Because they eat other animals themselves.
Not goats. They're herbivores. But we won't go into that. Anyway, the goat knew he was going to get eaten. Imagine
Getting only half of you eating and then someone saying, throw the rest of him in the bin.
Like you'd want to be fully even to understand that you tasted good. You've got a good cause you died to give another Living thing protein Johnny like you'd want to know you served your purpose not just thrown in the bin. Oh
- Yeah, that's true. - You know what I mean? Dragged down the road by a Romanian bin man in a sack. Like, "Here's the..." - Someone said, "Can I join the real world?" - "Can I join the real world?" Yeah, that's what I was, I was just about to say that. - Paying in EGP. You better fucking figure it out. - Figure it out, bro. - Yeah, yeah. - Don't ask us, just figure it out. - You've got five hours. - You've got links. You've got five hours, bro. - You've got five hours to figure that out. - But what I was gonna say was, everybody in the chat,
Just press 1 if you're in the real world. I don't want to see 1's.
Yeah, if you're not...
If you have, don't try and formule me, but everybody in the chat
Press 1 if you're in the real world.
Because I want to see, potentially, how many people could win this Lambo.
Hold on, what is?
My guys look at the one my guys my god. That's what I want to see. Yeah So any one of you guys?
Any one of you guys that have...
Obviously you've got sense.
Yeah?
Any one of you guys could win that. That's nice. That's super nice to see. Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice. Nice, guys. Just found out. I just found out.
EGP is the Egyptian pound.
Who cares what it is? Hold on a minute to my Egyptian brothers. Oh my gosh. This is not a pyramid scheme.
So you need to call your mummy and join today.
Sorry, that's just the logic. Think about what you're doing and join the real world. Think about what you're doing.
jeez where's your what you ain't got no Egypt place
Sorry? He's a big Egypt himself. No, no, no. Do you know what? I'm just, I'm looking at that. I'm looking at that. I'm looking at all the ones. And I'm looking at the twos. Obviously these people haven't joined the real world. So I didn't know that's your issue.
Do you know what I mean? Because you're not making the money that probably you should be making.
and B, you ain't gonna have a chance. I'm glad that we kept the chat at ones and twos because once you go past five Nigel starts getting a bit...
Thank you.
I can count it's just my spelling is not great
That's a good question. What can you actually count to? These guys on smoke. Eight times
I'm not going to... Listen, I'm not going to do this. 48, come on, bro. I'm not going to do this. Listen, I'm not going to do this like...
technical bullshit that you want to just put me through. It's not technical, it's math, mate. Can you count in Spanish?
Yes. Someone said "chompagini", that's pretty good.
I like that.
Yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah. Topa Gini.
Man.
It sounds better than the Kamala Genie.
That's gay, yeah. I think, do you know what? I think it's absolutely an awesome idea to actually, if they're in America or in the States, drive the Lambo. Andrew's going to give away 100M!
Why?
I don't know, why not? Let's ask him to. Why? He would, though. I know, daddy to the world. But you have to have daddy coin. You have to have daddy coin, have to win real world, and he'd give up 100 M's away. Let's ask him to do that. Have you got daddy coin?
Yeah, I do. I thought we'd download mine.
So you've got two?
I've actually got quite a lot of daddy coin. I'll be honest.
So do I.
I'm holding how why because I'm holding my now. I think it's gonna get massive. I
100%.
Bro, it's going to be a madness. Bro, I looked at something the other day. He's the only celebrity coin...
that literally has been successful. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
100% none of them none of the other one they have one's a piece of sexual not one because they're interested they're interested they're interested in making a little thing in and they just dump it and sell it he doesn't mean to sell it he doesn't want to say he's making people rich literally it literally
That's literally what he's doing.
He's making people rich. I'm going to have to buy some more.
- With Daddy Coin? - Yeah. - Not before me, mate. Not before me. I'm gonna buy some right now. - Yeah, well, you're on a silly little flex 'cause- - We need Daddy Coin competition as well. - Yeah. - Why am I on a silly little flex? What? What's wrong? What's the beef there for? - Flexing on me like that, you can't do that, bro.
Oh my God, look at Nigel going in. He's actually buying it. Look at this.
No one knows that. It's not going to be like, yeah, I bought it first.
That's not how it works. No, it's not that I bought it first. I'm just going to just... I just want it. No, that'd be coincidental. I know Nigel. Nigel's buying some. Wait, a Lamborghini in five hours. Someone's going to get one, a Lamborghini in five hours. Yeah, I know. And it's going to be someone who's never had a Lamborghini before, which is...
Matt. It's going to be super sick.
They're going to be super gags. What if they crash it? Then they die.
Okay, no. Not necessarily. It might be funny if they do, actually. Bro, have you seen the speed that car gets to? If they crash it. It's crazy. It would be kind of funny if they won it and then was like, let me celebrate and crashed it straight away. Just don't crash it. Just flex. It would be funny, though. It would be funny, but just flex. I would laugh anyway.
Someone said no way his name is Nigel That sounds like a racist comment to me
It is Nigel. What's his name? Menabee.
You know?
I know, do you know what I know? Most black men I know actually have very traditional old English names. Is Nigel an old English name? Yeah, I think so. Well, I mean, look at Farage, bro.
- What you saying?
- What, there's two Nigels there, bro. - My name is actually Welsh.
Yeah, I don't... Are you googling it now? Oh yeah? You're accusing me of shagging goats and your name's Welsh? This is getting rich, isn't it Nigel? It's Welsh. The salon's gone up mad. Nigel's got the wellies and everything.
Bro, I can't bite from this one here.
on this platform. - I told you bro, you have to do it a certain way. - No, no, no, Nigel's blacklisted.
He's not allowed to buy anymore. Right, so if I can... That was definitely racial. No, it wasn't. Whoa, bro, that was coincidental. Oh, okay, fair enough. I believe you're right. Oh, no, I've got that. That's what I've got. He's new to technology.
*clears throat*
Nigel's first phone was like this.
Thank you.
Bro, I've just had a really good idea. I had a Panasonic
Pana-fucking-sonic. I had a Panasonic.
Hello?
I remember Panasonic phones actually back in the day.
It was Panasonic. It was sick. Yeah, they were alright. They burnt your ear, but they were alright. Most of them did. Most of them did, yeah.
I remember the Motorola's, the little thin ones that used to get like well hot. They'd be like a hot plate. Remember when you could take your battery out of your phone?
and swap it with your mate when he had none, like a real G. Blackberries were the main one. You know when you're in school and you're on BBM and you're trying to do a ting?
And you're like, "Ah, 2% battery, she's been pinging me off since lunchtime." And then boom, your mate would come through like, "Yeah, I've got 90%, bro."
You'd be like, shit, and then you'd swap the battery. But you'd want your battery back the next day in case his was a shit battery. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You'd be like, yo, why did he give me that? Why was he so willing to give me that? And he was so happy. But instead of thinking he was just a nice friend,
By default, 40 was giving you a dodgy battery.
There's shoe.
- That's true. - That's facts as well. - You just don't trust it. - Yeah, yeah, give my battery back. Yeah, it's like when you look for the remote control for the TV.
And someone says, is it underneath you? And you say, nah. And they're like, right, stand up.
Like you don't trust the decision. Like they're standing up. - Do you know what's funny? It's always there as well. - Yeah, of course.
Cunt.
Fucked up. Always ass-feeding fucked up. No, it's...
I don't know what's happened, maybe, maybe
The liberals are trying to crash us, bro. Maybe. Because there's five hours that people have to join the real world and win a Lambo. Five fucking hours.
Five hours and 10 minutes to be exact.
Okay, so the rules for this competition are:
You have to hold... No, but you have to hold Daddy coin.
What's the fucking point otherwise, bro? Yeah, to be part of the competition, to be eligible to win the Lambo, you have to hold down. I didn't know this. See, this is what I'm saying. And I was describing to people earlier, I didn't know about this competition until the last EM. Okay, that makes more sense. Yeah. So they get to go in the real world and make money. Hold Daddy Coolman, she's going to get them rich and get a Lambo. So they make money in three different ways. They're making money in three different areas, yeah.
Say thank you.
For real, say thank you. 100. Bro...
And do you know what? Obviously there's going to be a lot of people that don't win the Lambo today.
Nah, nah, nah. What the fuck are they crying about? There's going to be so many more opportunities. Well, if they're holding DaddyCoin anyway, they're going to be making money anyway. No, and if they're in the real world, they'll be making money anyway.
So...
It is what it is. It is what it is.
Andrew's going to give away more shit. We're going to get him to give away more shit. Yeah. We have to. I think so.
We have to get him to give away more stuff. Everyone, join in the world now, and we'll get Andrew to give away as much stuff as we can. Yeah.
He'll do that as well.
Of course he fucking would.
Thank you.
I'm gonna hire some dwarves, yeah? Oh my fucking God. There he goes. Sorry.
- My bad. - You're gonna hire Marcel? - No.
- Okay. - Black Dwarfs. - In front of my friends. - Whoa, that was live Marcel. - In front of my friends. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - In front of my friends. - You have no friends. Anyway.
Wow, that was good.
- Yeah, you're gonna hide some doors. You're gonna hide myself.
Someone in the chat just gave me this idea.
I'm going to dress them up in medieval armor.
and they're going to protect me at all times.
kill on sight. I don't know if that goes that well, to be honest. You're out of a job.
Uh -huh.
Uh-huh.
Oh dear. Why, I'm lost. Why would you want to do that? Why would you want to do that? I need to watch you some more. Yes, please. I think there's a couple of cans over there. Why does someone keep asking when I'm joining WWE?
You would be a good character in WWE, like Paul Bearer. You'd be a good character in the NBA, bro.
You know like Paul Bearer, do you remember him? Undertaker's guy.
- Yeah, well. - Little fat one, it holds like the urn. - Ow! - No, I'm not saying that you would hold the urn.
Thank you.
Bro, you know what? You have to go one way or the other. You have to get super ripped as WWE or super fat.
Now, I'll be honest, Rikishi was a legend, bro. You remember him with the stink face? Do you remember him? You want to put your bum in people's face is what you're basically saying. Bruv, chill the fuck out. Why the fuck would you mention Rikishi? Because that was his special move, man. I think he's dead now, you know.
Well, no one wants dead ass in their face, bro. How do you think he has passed away?
Okay.
Is he gone? Is Rikishi dead?
I think so.
Shit.
Thank you.
A lot of them are on steroids and shit, though.
Shit.
RIP Rikishi. Yep. Rikishi.
- Yeah.
I can't take you sometimes you know I just can't take you sometimes
I can't believe he's dead. He was actually like one of my childhood heroes when I was 10.
Yeah, a lot of them get on like steroids and all that shit. If they had the natural fire blood, they would be good, but they're on steroids. Yeah.
and then it fucks their body up. - Not gonna lie, yeah, I actually wonder how many kids were permanently injured. - If they actually know natural fire. - Got permanently injured.
from watching WWE.
when we were in our generation. - Do you know what? That would be a mad stat because I would want to know too. - Because I'm sure.
So many people must have been paralysed. I was near paralysed myself. I nearly paralysed my brothers a few times. I mean, I was actually... You remember that move the last ride when the Undertaker would grab you up and try to slam you down? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Paratronic. Yeah. Bro, I done that to my little brother. I threw him down a flight of stairs.
Okay, that's too far. I don't even know who would even... At what age was you? I took some mad licks from my dad, but it was funny, right? I won the Royal Rumble. Why would you do that? Because it was a Royal... We had like little... We staged little events at Royal Rumbles because I had like... There was four boys in my house.
To be fair, I remember when we used to do that in school. So he agreed? He agreed? No, he didn't agree to shit. I just picked him up and threw him downstairs.
It was a madness.
I remember you used to do that in school. Get the chaps up and read the...
Chess Rock.
No, where people have paid. Read it out. See, look, I've opened my brother's head because of WWE. Do you know what I mean? Shit was serious. People were getting the crippled crossface and breaking necks.
- What? - Cryptocross face was mental. - It was a mad move, you know? - Yeah. All the way from Asia. - Bare necks were dislocated. - Yeah. That was a mad move. Shoulders, necks, collarbones, I'm sure.
Sharpshooter, that's another one. He's the black people's back.
Okay.
Oh shit!
I've found a really good
Photo of you, Marcel. Oh, fuck off.
No.
Because I know it's going to be some bullshit. No, it's not. It's actually going to get Nigel. I want you to see it. Oh, God. I knew he was going to go with me. Go on.
Hold on one second.
Thank you.
One second.
and this isn't ai this isn't photoshop this is real this is real ai here we go it's not ai
Nah, yeah, this one is actually real. We've got five hours of... See? Bro! Look at you! That's actually real. Yeah, it is. And look at it from the other angle, Nigel.
Yeah, I can well believe that I was actually saying the neck got torn and she put down a little bit more I must have Was that not some boxes? That's absolutely right away That is absolutely
Yeah.
- So I look fine. - That's absolutely right. - That's absolutely right. - I look good.
Just saying mate, he can dunk. Yeah.
I can't dunk.
When the next, when the next like four foot one.
- And my foot's four foot. - Fun fact, that black box on the floor is Nigel.
- Don't listen to him, Nigel. You're looking great.
- Oh, do you know what? I wish I was as quick as you guys, 'cause I can't even come back from that. I'll come back in probably a couple of hours. - Your girlfriend says that you're quicker.
- Nice.
- Let's not go into, let's not even go there, 'cause we can get real, real personal here. - Why?
I mean, it doesn't get much personal than that.
True, I'm dunking on you, Nigel. It doesn't get much personal.
It's true.
Not really actually on me, you just actually dunking the next... No, no, right at the bottom.
There.
You look great.
Don't listen to the haters. You look great.
I've got nothing to say because I'm not as quick as you guys and I can't yeah, I've got nothing to say. Nice. We got him. Yeah, you did. So imagine you win the Lamborghini, right?
What's the first thing you are doing in the Lamborghini world?
I'd put the key in ignition.
- What? No, you don't because it's a, you don't have to put the key in mate. - It's keyless. You push the button. - You're checking if you guys know. - Oh, right. - Ah, he got me. He got me. Yes.
All right, cool.
What's the first thing you do? And don't say "get in it" No no no, first thing I'm doing, first thing I'm doing is I'm doing a video
I'm doing a video of the outside of the car.
Walking around it.
obviously my face next to Lamborghini keys, the city of flexing and then
Me in it and then me driving it.
Simple, in that kind of order, in that specific order. Do you know what I would do if I won?
I'd re-raffle it back on in real world.
You're so noble, you know that? I would do that. I would. I would do that.
I will flex on every student.
- You know what's funny? You actually would. - Yeah, yeah, he would actually. Yeah. - You would be like, fuck all you guys. - Woohoo! Woohoo! - That's what I'm saying. I'm mad flexing.
I'm mad flexing. I'd be raffling back. I'm gonna be taking I'm driving down. I'm watching people and
like because i've got obviously got the trump livery all over it i'm just watching people's faces that's what i'm trying so we know out of us three who would give back to the community
Amen.
Rory.
I'm sorry.
Yeah. It's true.
Deal with it.
And his give back would be shoving it in their face.
Oh, dear. Marcel? How fast are these cars?
top speed
You can probably...
Don't know but anywhere between 180 200 and
Man tall, bro. Miles per hour. So 300 something kilometers. I would imagine.
Because I think that most cars nowadays, 150 is...
150, 160, there we go. - 318 max speed, that's nuts, bro. - 318, what's that in miles per hour? - Just over what I do on the treadmill.
- 562, what's the brake horsepower on that thing?
Thank you.
*ahem*
Break horsepower? I'm just gonna just check.
- It's, do you know what? It's a sick rap though. - It is. - No, that's what I mean. The rap's cool. - It looks bad. - Yeah, the rap is actually sick. - I like how they've got the cartoon version on the side, and then the real image on the front of the bonnet.
So when a liberal jumps in front of the car to hate and lands on the bonnet, they see Trump face to face. 516 makes sense. You know what's funny? They probably will.
Oh yeah.
No Trump Lambo's gonna be around me.
*laughs*
Yeah.
Have you worked out today Rory? How many times do I have to go over this? I was on my way to the gym.
and I got a call to say I need to go live.
to talk
To Nigel and Marcel. Do you know what?
We was in the gym.
We still trained. - Yeah, I know. I'm jealous. I know.
So it's got 630 horses.
5.2 litre V10, same engine as mine.
- Same image as mine. - Same image as mine. - Fuck you.
- Let's just keep this about Nigel. Nigel's gonna send you one of his hats and his tops to wear. - Three seconds, not 60.
*laughs*
Top speed
I want to know what top speed is.
I was friend and 18 kilometers. I
Okay.
You ain't gonna work that out.
No, Mike...
Google is.
Loved Noah too.
Yeah.
He's so young old, isn't he?
What do you mean? What does that mean?
He's old in nature, but physically he's young.
Old in nature.
Whoa! Old in nature! He's an OG, what do you mean?
Well, he is an OG, but you can be an OG at 30, bro. These kids are coming out at 16, calling themselves fucking gangsters. You're an OG when you're 25 these days, bro.
It's kind of true to be true. Yeah, 200 miles an hour. 180, yeah, 200 miles an hour.
How much? 200 miles an hour. 300 and...
19, which is... Oh, okay. 198...
200 miles an hour, same thing. No two miles an hour different.
As a whip.
Seriously. I'm pretty sure someone's going to crash it.
The thing is, I don't want them to be driving.
It would be funny if no one was harmed. I want them to cruise around and flex. I want them to cruise and flex. I don't want them to. I want them to crash it.
the old CFC the cruise flex and crash mmm
And then they need to get out of the Lambo and be like, didn't need it anyway. And just do this.
- Exactly. - Vote Trump. - With a bleeding ear going, "Fight, fight, fight."
- It will be legendary. - Yeah, it will be.
I'll just put the crash down to an assassination attempt.
Nice. Yeah. Nice.
I can't believe Seriously I can't believe How sick that car looks Right now
Like that car looks, it's smoking hot. You guys are so lucky. Well, I could be one of the lucky ones.
to win that but I am flexing. - There's loads of flies in here.
- Yeah, I know. - Yeah, I know. Nigel smells. - No, we've got tech in here and you know what happens? You know what our tech's like. - Ah, ah. - You know where our tech's from?
- Yeah. - You know where I text from, yeah, yeah. So naturally that's what happens. Soon as he comes in here, spends too much time in here, fly us following.
So...
Yeah, no, we had some window, we're having refabs, so I think the window was open. There's actually a fly in my room right now.
Thanks a lot Marcel.
How is that my fault? Give me one, I've got to catch it. One sec.
I've got to catch it. I'll be right back.
- Oh.
Thank you.
Those are the gayest shorts you've ever seen. How many people in the chat actually just joined The Real World today?
Or have they been in there for a little bit longer?
If you joined today press 1, if you've been in there longer press 2
I can't even see the chat. No, it's there. I'm sure that's the chat, but it hasn't been updated. It hasn't been updated for a while.
So...
There we go, now it's been updated.
Woo!
Ho ho!
So, longer, twos longer. Got him, I've got him.
I got him. I'm back.
So it was a hard one to catch, bro.
Sounds like you're twerking. No, some of them are harder to catch, G.
- Oh, okay. - Yeah. This one was a blue bottle.
Can we update this chat so I can see? Because there's over 100 people now that actually just give me an answer to my question.
Bye.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Wait a minute. Are you just ordering different firebloods in? Yeah, basically. I'll have an 80-20. I'll have a 60-35 and 5% ice. Have you been taking this?
Thank you.
What do you mean I've never taken it? No one's sent me any, bro.
You still don't have yours yet? That's probably why you got sick.
Do you know what? Mine's in England, in fact.
I've got a huge bag full of merch.
waiting for me but ah okay yeah because I'm in Poland
My postman's just like, "I do not know."
- So I don't know. - But it's actually sick, I haven't lied to you.
Not only that, sorry. It tastes terrible, but it is super good. Fireblood's awesome, relatively fair. And like I said, I'm not really a supplement person. I'm not really a...
I'm not really a software person, but FireBlood is actually awesome. Hence why I'm wearing
like i mentioned earlier on my little five like this is in the match this is so if you if you've actually got
If you're actually having
like if you've got Fireblood there, you can actually get the merch as well.
I don't know if you can see that. You've got to move your stinky rag thing.
- Madeeric.
You don't rag.
Yo, and what does it say, Nig?
- I don't know, 'cause I just put it on this morning. I think it's just Fireblood. - Oh right, great promotional skills. - I think it's just Fireblood on it. Bro, this topic is absolutely super sick. I absolutely love it. - No, it looks cool. - It is, it's super sick. - So you haven't tried the new Fireblood, and that's why you were sick?
Probably, bro. Probably. And whose fault's that? Nigel's again.
Peace.
I mean... Why is it my fault? Because you could have sent me a tub of that, mate, if you really cared. And you was definitely sick, right? Yo, what the fuck is that?
- We were just asking. - Bro! - We were just asking, was this you sick? - You said you were sick 'cause you had your fire blood.
Oh, that might have been the fire blood. Was that the fire blood there? Is that the fire blood there? Is that the fire blood there? Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. You lot are moving mad. Like... Or is that the fire blood? Because it was a different colour.
- Is that the new- - I know one was- - Yo! - One was the five blood. - Is that the new formula? - That might be the five blood there.
Why are the pyjamas pink, mine are blue and my teddy's actually red?
- So, you got a new one. - You got little goats on your,
pyjamas as well. They are. Roy likes that. No, it's super sweet. It's not goats. Yeah, well, we're going to say it's goats.
two versus one it's GOATS it's GOATS
- Okay. - So if you would have had your fire blood, you wouldn't have been in bed, you would have come on on free, you wouldn't have been-- - Exactly, you shouldn't have been sick, exactly. - No, sick Rory.
You had all your vital, early important vitamins, minerals, everything else like that.
Yousef just caught a fly and ate it.
Obviously! Obviously!
Oh my god. You have a lot of links.
The protein-ing, yeah?
He's smiling. What do you call a fly with no wings?
a walk
Amen.
- All right, contain the- - That was so horrible. - You know when you hear- - Contain the laughter! - What's the- - Buckweed. - Yeah. - Buckweed's going across the screen. - I'll trust you to speak about weed. - Sorry, sorry guys.
Sorry, guys. Sorry, guys, about... Yeah. Sorry, guys, about Rory's poor jokes. Can we also update the...
update the chat please because i want to see what they what's it called um rory tell us a joke
Amen.
Okay, cool.
Why was the washing machine laughing?
I don't know.
because it was taking the piss out of the knickers.
He's like seven. I'm telling you.
Rory's actually seven year old in a grown man's body. Yeah.
Yes.
I like it though
Yeah, I love my pink pajamas love my teddies. You've got another joke for us Rory something. That's a little bit funnier, okay?
So
Wait, wait, wait. Someone said, once I get rich, I'll buy a Lambo and wrap it.
like the STO. No, you'll win it. Have faith you're gonna win it. Exactly. If you're in the real world, have faith you're gonna win it. Exactly. If you win the Lambo and you work an office job, right,
If you don't pull up in that Lambo and park in your boss's space, you're a loser. What's he gonna do, fire you from your job?
- Wah! - Yeah, true. - I needed somewhere to park my Lambo. Your space was the best space I could find. What?
Yo, someone in the chat said this dumb white guy. That's racist.
Block! Block! What, talking about Nigel?
Yeah, leave Nigel alone. Fucking ridiculous, bruv.
You cool? You good?
Yeah, I'm super upset because I'm looking at my skin tone and I've just gone pale.
Oh, dude.
Have I given up on coffee yet? No. No, have I tried coffee yet and given up on hot chocolate? Absolutely not. And it's coming hot chocolate season, just so you guys know. Roy, when I come out there, we need to get hot chocolates on.
Hot chocolate? No. Oh, you're coming to see me next week? Yes bro. We have to have hot chocolate.
I have no idea yet. I think when we're all back together again and we go up in the mountains, I think that should be a hot chocolate time.
Thank you bruv! I will actually do one hot chocolate with Marcel, for all up in the mountains.
And it's snowing.
Be honest, that's cool.
- It's as powerful as popping. - With some marshmallows, yeah, I'll flex on that once.
That'd be my one hot chocolate for the year.
We love it.
No, no.
Rory secretly likes hot chocolate. I know Rory does. Secretly? I don't know. I'm shouting that from the rooftops, bro. But it has to be the right hot chocolate. A dead hot chocolate is the worst thing in the world. Facts.
- Do you know how mad I used to get? I used to sometimes get hot chocolate from McDonald's and I would sometimes do it great. And sometimes it would just be brown water. And I used to be fuming. - I used to drive back round like, "Yo, is that chocolate powder coming out of your wages? 'Cause you need to drop this off."
Yeah, no, you're right. - It's so disheartening, bro. - Yeah, I've been there. - The right hot chocolate, he's right, the right hot chocolate makes a difference.
I wasn't really that deep about hot chocolate.
I'm already boving back.
soft do you know what it was because my grandma and I know it's old school here brought me up on overall team
Oval team you know Bro is that still even being sold I don't think so But to be fair I used to I used to My grandma used to do it A flex of Oval Do you remember Horlicks And Horlicks Horlicks and Oval team Horlicks was sick Horlicks was goated bro Yeah Horlicks was sick 100%
Thank you.
Nice. Nice. I thought Horlicks was like a white boy drink, I'll be honest.
Really? I don't know bro. I never seen my black friends drinking that. It was always my white friends nan serving that before bed. I got told the lie that Horlicks makes you go to sleep.
Yes, that's what I mean. People drinking before bed. Before bed. Yeah, that's what I was told. I think that's what has to get us into bed.
- I'm pretty sure.
Why haven't we got a live feed on there?
- Check, it says sign into check. - Why do you think Yousef controls that?
- Nigel blames Yousef for everything. Yousef, why is it raining?
- Oh, dude.
See?
Someone says in the chat, overseas are bad managing. See? They know the flex! No, no, no. And Milo, do you remember that?
Milo, yeah, I remember that. I remember Milo. But we never used to... It was an Ovaltine or a Horlicks...
flex from my grandma i felt like oval teams what people bought because they couldn't afford cadbury's hot chocolate i'm just saying
That's a very broad statement. Yeah, I had Ovaltine. That was the reason why I had it. Nah, man. You know Marcel had that secret. You man it from the ends. What do you mean? You man it got a silver fucking spoon in your mouth. Bro. I was in the ends before you was even born. I believe.
Real talk. Real talk. Marcel, not everyone's a criminal like you, bro.
I'm not a criminal. Oh, yeah. The pictures tell me otherwise, Gene. Let me tell you. I've seen the pictures. I've seen you running from the cops.
It was actually this is from the Luton News. Can we bring up the pictures from the Luton News please?
This was actually Heart Lane 2013. Two days after Marcel graduated from electrical installation college.
Look there he is, look smiling. Look. He looks happy. Look at him. Finally going to see my brothers again. See what I mean? Come on Feds.
- That is a career criminal. Look how happy he is. - Nah, but he's serious there, isn't he? - There's a little, yeah, no, that's called intent.
That's planning the next crime.
- And he was running away from the cops. Yeah, running away. - Yo, yo. - You ain't catching me. - Yeah. - You don't know about me. - The do-rags come off everything. - Exactly. - He's running fast, bro.
okay but that was courtesy of the luton news thanks very much for that um yeah so moving forward about oh no i'm not a criminal yeah yeah well that's my older days you know
Yeah. Back in the day, as they say.
so how much have you grown since then
Same size.
- What age did you stop growing Marcel? Interesting question actually. - Seven. - Probably.
- Oh, dude. - Fuck you guys.
- All right, look, the chat is obviously Missy and Andrew and Tristan, right? Cool, 'cause a lot of people say, "Where's Andrew? Where's Tristan? Who are these guys?" Guys, what you don't understand is we have five hours. The boys are in court. - Less than five hours.
Less than five hours, guys. Seriously. Less than five hours. And...
The guys who are actually going to win this, like, seriously, you are super lucky. But you've got less than five hours. It's like four hours. It's not going to be me.
Well, I hope it is me.
Really, I hope it... I genuinely hope it is me because I will flex on all of you. I swear, if one of us win it... I will be flexing. It will be the biggest uproar
- Oh, 100%. - That Twitter has ever seen, and I will be there for it, in my Lambo. - Oh, I would love it. - Yeah, exactly. - Wait, let's have a chat. Chat. If one of us three won, would you feel like it's been rigged?
No.
Thank you.
Which would also be ironic because it would be rigged on a Trump...
A Trump rap, which his one was rigged, his last election.
to be funny.
Thank you.
Look.
there's no way in my mind that Kamala wins the election bro
Fairly.
No, I don't think so, Philip. But do you know what?
I...
I think some people are just stupid. Yeah.
Some people will vote for her because it's a flex. I like her
What was it? I like her... Vibe. Vibe.
Look.
I'm getting back on track. Andrew's going to be on and off this stream as and when he can.
He's not here right now, which is why the countdown was so long because Andrew and Tristan want to be in the studio for when they announce the winner of the STO. Fair enough. It's an expensive car. It's a great giveaway and they should be in the studio to announce the winner. So that's why the countdown is so long. So for those in the chat who are wondering why us three are on here being absolute idiots at this time of day, it's simply because we're not here.
We want to tell you guys,
How little time you have.
Like, we want to tell you guys how much little time you have to join and win this car. And do you know what? I would be delighted...
Do you know what, I'd be delighted if anyone hardworking wins it, but if someone wins it who joined today and got it just in time,
What a story that would be. Yeah, it would be thick. What a story that would be. 100%. I think we should play the video. I think we should play the video again. Even one of the two.
Why do I like this song?
Is this Marcel? Marcel's in there, yeah. No, Marcel's the vocals. Our vocals, yeah.
2006. Who called it the Trumpagini?
William the other one there we go this one soon to say this
I'm a mad car man and I love that.
- No, you're a mad man. You're just... - Yeah, no, yeah.
Just, this car is just mad.
Guys look at this car, look at this whip. Seriously if you not join the real world for $50
To win this. To win this.
What's the price on this car I don't know what the price is about 400 grand, but yeah, I was gonna say I'm saying I was gonna say it's quarter
But I reckon it's more than a quarter of a mil. A top spec STO, you're looking at about half a mil, I'm sure. And don't get me wrong, guys, this will have everything.
Andrew doesn't mess about when he specs cars. He doesn't mess about when he specs cars. Every conceivable option that he can tick, he will tick.
Mad colours, exclusive colours Carbon everywhere It's literally one of one It will be one of one It'll be mad, hold on a second, what's the price of this car?
Do you know what's actually mad? I've seen Andrew buy cars before. There's a Take Confidential episode where he loads up the printer. I think the printer gets smashed in the end. But in that episode, he turns to me and I say, why are you ticking everything? And then he looks at me and says...
Do you see any cards?
Does this look like a game? And every fucking box was ticked. Ticked, yeah.
And I mean to the point where he was asking for more boxes to tick.
So, I don't- - Do you know what? Do you know what the mad thing is? He'll take every single box.
Just like on the Porsche GT3.
right which is a one of one and i'll tell you why it's a one of one because he takes every single conceivable boxing option got the car here looked at it for um nah sent it back off carbon everywhere where it's all black there is no person that has brought a porsche gt3 rs
Which is the new Porsche that they've kept the the bumper and the rare bits and they're all black because it comes black because there's a track
uh track version or track related car but andrew's put it in carbon he doesn't mess about this car will be super carbon yeah right and the car's worth what 300 and 305
305 and I reckon that standard so we're talking that easy at least about 400 or
$400,000.
Yeah, it's crazy. It's gonna be...
It's mad.
Seriously, it's super mad. And like I say, if I win this, I'm flexing on all you people. I'm sick of seeing losers say.
How are you going to maintain the car?
Easy! You stay in the real world and monetize it! Bro, yeah, 100%. But even so...
Why those same people, if they got the car, would be fucking over the moon? They would not be saying, how do I maintain it?
How do I keep this car? I want to keep this car. The same people saying that wouldn't be saying, how do I maintain it? Like, I've got a fucking Lambo. Like...
- You figure that out after bro. - Yeah, exactly. I was about to say exactly the same thing. Listen, I've got this Lambo, right? Okay, cool. Blah, blah, I need to make X amount more money in the real world. I'm doing all right at the moment, but I need to make this so I can flex even more and I can keep this. And then obviously my watch that I've got, yeah, I want to flex. Listen, come on, man. - Fucking figure it out bro.
You do what you have to do.
Rory, turn your phone off you little cunt.
Or turn it on silent. That was so unnecessary. Well, it fucking weren't me that told ya.
Who told me?
Was that Yusuf? Yeah.
You said, why are you being racist for? It's fucking 1.20 in the afternoon where I am. I'm not ready for this.
He doesn't care Yeah you heard that He doesn't like you bro Woah
Told you no one likes you, Rory. Not even Yusuf. That's fine. My international relations with Algeria are shit anyway. I don't care.
you know after I think because we told him that we don't like him so much I think that's why he sided with D-Cut
Ah, hmm.
maybe maybe it's just too far but I promise you all white boys do that
- What do you mean all white boys do that bro? That, no, tread carefully, let's do this. - I'm being serious, yesterday, I said something to Bailey and he was like,
and you literally just done the exact same thing I actually copy Bailey by doing that
- Oh, okay, okay, okay. - Yeah, so it's not all white boys. - Just baby? - No, it's a Ned Flanders thing, innit? - Oh, okay, okay. - Do you know what it reminds me of? - Howdy dooly! - Do you know, that's the Ned Flanders thing, but it reminds me of Carlton out of Fresh Prince. - Which is, what is he? - Oh, the one that does all the-- - Yeah, he's white, yeah. - That shit. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Looks like Marcel.
Isn't he-- is he dead?
No.
Alfa Lorenz or something. Same height as you as well, isn't he?
Nah, I showed him. You showed him? Mm-hmm. I know him.
For real.
I reckon you guys are the same height.
Yeah, but I know him.
I know I'm told to them.
And I take Catella me off, man.
Why?
I don't know, fire at me.
Hold on one second.
Cool.
Why is everyone always at me, bro?
At your neck.
Whoa, bro.
No, just like in general, like...
You'll be bad again.
Someone said in the chat, like they should charge like 100.
dollars for someone to drive around the block.
in the Lambo, that's how they can make their money.
What do you mean?
As in, if they wanted to keep the Lambo,
Yeah.
then they should charge $100 for a drive around the block.
That's how they can make their money.
Or...
Stay in the real world.
Learn how to make hundreds of thousands. I wouldn't want... Listen, there's only certain people coming in my Lambo. And I'm not letting anybody else drive my Lambo.
Simple. I'm making money.
I'm making money and...
I'm flexing.
That's all I'm doing. I'm making money to put fuel in my car so I can go and flex. And I want to park it outside Kamala Harris' house.
Do you know what I mean? Just drive up.
Just fill the car up in the petrol station, go in and be like, look, I forgot my wallet. Clearly I'm rich. I'll be back later.
Just saying.
And then you make the money on the real world, go back and pay for your fuel, bro.
See, that's the kind of flex that his little kind of...
Irish Pachyantics would do, wouldn't they? What's that? Oh, what was that? I missed it. Well, sorry, I...
Sorry.
So my headphones must be a bit...
Thank you.
Yeah, sorry. Say that again?
go on I didn't get it but he got it I didn't to be fine I'm just saying yeah
Okay, cool.
Thank you.
Can I see?
I like that Simon Cagg one. Why are you getting...
He is actually a legend bro I like him Okay cool
Thank you.
This guy. Yeah, this guy. This guy. Oh, do you know what? We got a merch as well.
We've got merch that says why you got to remember when I come on stream with you. Yeah, you had it. Yeah. And I had it on there with you. Oh, you had a new game mushroom.
Why are you gay? Okay, okay. Not why am I gay? Because I'm not gay. YMCA. Why am I gay? You're gay. Why are you gay? So you had YMCA. Why are you gay?
Young man. Rory. Why are you gay? Do you know what's funny? He's funny and he's not trying to be. No, no.
He's dead serious. What he's actually saying is mad serious.
He's not even joking about it. He's just funny. Did Andrew speak to him? I'm sure Andrew spoke to him. Yeah, I think they did do that.
I actually, so in the chat a lot of people were saying, Rory, I'm gonna take you for a central London ride, da da da da da da da. - Nice. Why are you gay?
Nigel, will you be serious for one second? Okay, okay, okay, okay. So...
I personally want to meet whoever wins the Lambo and go for a ride in the Lambo with them. I think that'd be a good flex. I think it'd be great.
- I think that'd be a good flex. I think that'd be a super good flex. - You actually gonna fly to where they are though, Rory? - Yeah, I will, yeah. - You actually will? - I genuinely will, yeah.
So,
Yeah. Well, obviously, if they're in a country I can't access, like...
I mean, I'm not flying into Somalia for a week in the week.
I don't know where the winner's going to be.
but I will fly to a country that's
you know, reasonably friendly. India.
No.
Why not?
- Do you know how hard? No, these little Indian kids do work hard though, bro. - They do. - Hard. - They're savages. This is no disrespect towards India, bro. - No, no, no.
Smoke.
Just leave it. But the roads are a bit... I heard the roads are a bit mad out there. So, do you know what I mean? The STO is going to be...
Imagine you're driving along in your STO,
bang one of the wheels into a pothole in India and then your mate comes past flexing on his cow.
Like it. You are so cool.
Nigget, you are so cool. No, because he's... Nigget. Nigget. Nigel Thomas. So the pronunciation for my name is Nigget. You're gracious, bro.
my pronunciation just so everybody knows is niji n-i-g-i it's it's a name that i got called in school because i used to get black oh it's not no i used to get digi all the time so niji's getting digi digi means i'm getting aggie i'm getting aggro i used to fight all the time i could never imagine 100 percent this is the 1950s because ain't no saying digi bro niggies getting
call me
I mean there ain't no 1950s bro, don't be putting it on like that, we're short ass. I'm just saying, these times here they definitely had muskets because
Ain't no one seen Digibro
Ever. I've never in my fucking life heard that. Wow. Stop getting digi, man. Nigi, nigi, getting digi. Nigi, getting... So, I use that nigi name. They would know if he's calling you a nigger, bruv. I know. Bro. It's niggi. Yeah, 100%. It's niggi, bro. No, it's nigi tea. And the tea's obviously... Yeah, nigi, nigi, nigi. Nigi tea? Stop it.
I'm so glad we're addressing the elephant in the room here.
I mean, it's all very, I've never heard Digi. Well, Rory, you're not that big.
- No, Nidji was getting Nidji. Nidji's always getting Nidji. That's why you called me angry. That's why you called me angry. - That went so far over his head, he didn't even clock it. - Rory, what about Russia? I would go to Russia, bro. I'd love to visit Russia, you know?
- Russia would be sick. - Russia would be sick. - Oh, some brother. - Big blackie with friends, bro. - Would you go to Kenya?
Kenya? Yeah, I'm sure I see some brother saying Kenya. Imagine Safari in the Lambo, bro.
Sick. That'd be mad though. I have to raise up a little bit. You man are tripping.
Kenya. Yeah, Dissi, come to Kenya. You don't want to take the Ferrari near Lyons and shit.
Things that will fuck your car up. I just read it. They're gone.
That thing's loud. You better fucking hope.
That thing would scare a lion. If you read it, it would scare a lion. I hope so. But I'm not willing to be the person to take that risk. But to be fair... Vroom! It's not moving.
He's looking at me in the eye. He's walking over to me. I will never stare a lion in the eye, though, bro. Fuck that. Nigget, are you a singer?
Someone said, "Rory, what if the winner is a Rangers fan?" I don't care!
Like...
whoever wins the lamb what's wrong with rangers i don't get it i'm wearing a selby top bro i'm a selby fan these people are super involved like i have friends who are rangers fans they're great people so i don't care about all that yeah i have my political views yes i have my football views i don't like rangers as a football club because i'm a selby fan but i have friends who are rangers fans and i know rangers fans who are good people so you know i don't really give a
As long as you're a good person, I will come and meet you. So this is football hooliganism, basically. No, it's not hooliganism. It's not hooliganism.
but basically though
It is.
Okay, fine. Fuck.
It is. All football supporters are hooligans.
I don't like football supporters. Sorry guys if you support football, but I'm not really. No, but do you know what? Anyone who knows me knows that I'm not really a football person, but I've been raised in an Irish family to support Celtic since I was born. And the only game I really watch is Celtic Rangers or the World Cup. Other than that, I'm not really bothered. I switched off a long time ago. You were switched off when you joined.
The lights are on, but no one's home.
Okay, cool. Shop, Nigel.
So...
Four hours.
Four and a half. Four and a half hours, yeah. Four hours, I was going to say, four hours, 30 minutes, or four hours, 29 minutes to win this amazing title.
Truly amazing car. So, yeah.
Again, if you're just joining now and you haven't joined the real world, join the real world. Because you can have a chance to win this. But not only that, you get a chance to...
Make money.
Fuck loads of money too. It's not the same. You know what people don't understand like How much money you can make?
Thank you.
Like people get paid like three, four,
K a month.
And I think that that's,
live in
- Whoa, 4K a month, whoa. - No, at one point that was crazy, but now- - That was good money, bro. - At one point that was crazy money, but now- - It's 10K a week.
Bo.
It's not...
No, that's not how it works.
Four grand a month ain't 10k a week. No I know that but I'm saying now you're saying now it's 10k a week. Oh you're saying okay sorry I thought your maths was way off.
My maths is actually very good, you know, Nigel.
I know it is. I know it is. Test me. Come on, let's have a match, big man. No, no, no. I know you're pretty good.
when it comes to maths and to be fair, English as well, even though you're Irish.
Look, people have this idea that because
I act dumb and I joke all the time that I'm actually dumb. I'm actually...
Quite intelligent, bro. No, you are dumb.
Ouch. Okay!
You have brains. What did they say? You have got brains and no common sense.
Or Compton's no brains. Yeah, we stopped using that in the 70s.
So...
Moving forward.
Should we introduce one more person? Should you just come in and just say hello?
That's the guy! That guy! Who's here? I'm excited. Come on, come on, come and say hi.
Can you turn on the air conditioner as well?
*giggle*
You just don't want to talk anymore.
Oh my god, he's here!
Havly doodly, neighbor! Havly doodly, neighbors! Why, I oughta.
Give you a piece of my mind! Hello, hello.
Yo, baby. Cut that out, buddy. Do you know what? What?
Thank you.
I actually had Bailey as a guest on my stream last week.
Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, he said he fucking hated it. You should have seen when he got back down. Worst thing I've ever done in my life. Yeah. Oi, mad Bailey, you're actually radiating, you're so white. God. Am I blinging now? Am I blinging now? Look what I got back, Roy. Look what I got back. Yes, you've got your watch back. Boom. Got my watch back. Nice. Nice. Nice.
So my mission wasn't wasted after all.
No, mission success. All right, what are we talking about? Well, basically, we're talking about how his low key decoct.
which we think is true. Think about it. He's never, he never comes to the house anymore. When he comes to the house, he comes to the house for a little bit. I can't hear anything that you're saying, by the way, but he only comes to the house for a little bit. And then he smooches off. I've got to go.
And then he goes. - Nigel, if you switch your hearing aid, switch your hearing aid on, you'll hear me. - How long have y'all been streaming for?
About an hour. About an hour? Yeah, about an hour, yeah. Alright, I have to go do one thing that'll take like 15 minutes. No you don't. No you don't. And then I'm coming back. No you don't. No I'm coming back, I promise, I'm coming back.
I have to do literally one thing and I'll be right back. He's definitely forgot to read them. You know he's on the last paragraph of a chapter in the Bible, isn't he? He's like, oh my God!
I'm back.
Unfortunately. I can hear you now.
Do you know what? That was pleasant for my ears Not to live here Listen to you for...
couple of minutes. I might do that again actually in all fairness.
Oh.
Okay, well, yeah, okay, cool.
Excellent.
well, if that's the case then
Okay.
I'm just going to have to
you know
Be quiet, anyway.
Where is everyone in the chat from?
I know where they're from. Where?
Some are from Luton, some are from Africa, some are from Europe. Luton Town, Luton Town, Luton Town. Hey, Luton Town!
See, told you.
Told you.
So...
pencil neck Denmark Mongolia would you go to Mongolia Rory? would I go to Mongolia? yeah yeah but I don't think I'd be in the Lambo there bro
I'd want to be on one of them horses with the eagle like, yo, catching some mad animal. Where in Spain are you from, bro?
So there's some dude from Spain as well. Where are you from? Whereabouts in Spain? Spain's a big place.
- Is it girl? - Yeah. - Okay, cool.
So.
Not at all.
Yes, sir.
Nice to see you back.
but I'm facing forward.
Thank you.
Marcel Cartel.
You got that. You got that. You got that one. That's not bad. I'm back.
Oi, we've got someone there from Dubai.
Look at that, bro. I can't see it. I can't see. Dubai, right, is one of them places where you couldn't actually flex in a Lambo.
I'll be honest, you can't in Dubai.
Dublin
Syria, wow.
Please don't. Someone's going to be flossing. Listen, it's going to be someone like who is never the village has never seen this. Yeah. If you win that, if you win that Lambo and you're in Germany, you're going to have such a good time because the roads in Germany are absolutely sick.
They're so sick.
Texas, Palestine,
New Zealand Australia
South Africa. China.
- Yeah.
- What? - China.
Love, Germany.
Why? I love Germany. Germany's sick bruv.
Just love the roads in Germany. Yeah, yeah, I
No.
Thank you.
Never been.
Yeah, you have. You've been to Germany. Nope.
Not even on the car rally, no? No.
I swear I was with you in Germany on the car rally. This is what I mean man. You lot don't even know you're fucking born. You've been in Germany.
Was we in Germany? Yes. No, no, no, no, no. We didn't go Germany. We didn't go Germany. Which one did you do then? Because I've done Germany, Austria.
Spain and France. Yeah, down into the south of France. Yeah. Germany wasn't one. I'm mad pissed about you guys because I've never done a car rally.
Yeah, you've got to be able to drive though.
And you've got to be able to stay awake more than four hours a day.
True
*laughs*
These guys just don't know, they don't really understand.
I stayed awake for 26 hours when I came from Germany to
The war doesn't count.
and it's only 18 hours to get here.
I did 26 hours, it's only 18 hours.
*laughs*
Oh, dear. I'm not talking to any of you guys anymore. I'm just going to talk to the chat because the chat are nice to me.
Someone said Antarctica. I think they're lying. For some reason I think they might be telling a fear book.
I believe them
I mean, look, I'm sure Andrew will throw some snow tires in.
There's some there's some sick places that people are from that they can actually flex on this car and make sure you do flex seriously when you
Like flex, flex, flex hard.
Someone said New Zealand mountain roads slap
I'm sure they do. Imagine New Zealand would have some sick scenery, bro.
Like...
It's just basically like a little... Yeah, but I'm told that their whole, their whole, like, landscape is flat. Everything's flat there. Nah, New Zealand's nice. It is nice. Don't get me wrong, there are flat parts of New Zealand, like Christchurch and places like that, but... Yeah.
New Zealand's nice. Australia's good too. I lived in Australia for a little while.
Yeah, Australia is good, but you have to go to the right places. You can't be in the cities. Traffic's arse. I've been in Sydney traffic in like 40 degrees and tunnels that like, nah, you're just melting. It's bullshit.
- Oh, okay. - But yeah, I'm sure there are some great places in New Zealand to go and drive the cars, bro, for sure.
Man.
New Zealand ain't seen an STO wrapped in Trump. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, some mad islander's going to get it.
It's going to be sick.
Bro, it's going to be sick. To be fair, whoever wins it.
There's some mad places, there's some mad countries that you guys are from. And you have 4 hours and 20 minutes left to join.
The time is running down.
what are you doing what are you doing why are you still watching go and fucking join and get the daddy coin and get the Lambo and boom yeah 100%
Bro, I can't wait to win. I've got four hours before I win a Lambo. This is it.
This is insane It is Oh my god My life's about to change You ain't winning I'll let him win
Ah.
I'm just how do you know because I know I see guys it's a fix I see Nigel stopping me from winning that rigged it's rigged you remember how you got ill do you remember how you got ill so the spells on me voodoo is working I see I see you're right I'm losing everything so everything
so guys if you're not joined
As Marcel said, four hours, 20 minutes. That's all you've got left. Oh, shit. And explain to them why they should join the real world.
- Why should they join the real world? Why shouldn't they join the real world? Because they've got so many,
avenues of making money. Whatever
whatever you want to go into, whether it be sales, whether it be e-commerce, whether it be crypto, whether it be there's lessons out there for you. You can learn so much, including social media. So you can learn probably more that you've learned
that you will ever learn in school.
about how to make money. Okay, so this is for you to escape the matrix. This is for you to have that little bit of extra income and to basically
move forward in life really to be fair.
Yeah. And just to add to that, Nigel's a faggot.
I'm sorry?
What did you say?
I think he said you were a faggot.
That's why he wanted me to explain it. Because he done this before.
notice that me and rory are not laughing you're the only one that's laughing at your own jokes not even the chat are laughing
It only matters if I laugh. Let's see if the chat laughs. To be fair, I laugh at a lot of my own jokes when no one else laughs and I enjoy it. No diddy.
Speaking of Diddy...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not get into that right now. Let's not get into that right now. Let's not. Don't you even dare, James. I can see, Tech. I can see what you're doing, bro. Trust me, Rochelle.
Listen, I'm just saying. - We're not getting into that right now. Me and you are gonna have trouble.
Girls I mean you're gonna have trouble here tech mean you're gonna have a beer my baby I'm telling you tech. There's only one of us who've actually met Diddy. Thank you. Thank you
There's only one of us that have actually met Diddy.
I think, yeah.
And I think we know who that is.
I'm just saying I'm just saying We don't do AI here Only one of us have met Diddy
Yeah, there's actually a better photo, which is more evidential for a court of law.
*laughs*
Now, apparently this is where he crowned the term. Take that. Take that. I don't. Is that true? Oh, it was with the arm, bro. That's very intimate. That's crazy. Yeah. Like, you know, when someone does that, they're showing ownership over you, bro.
That's mad. Like, are you alright? And then he towel dried you because if you look, it's the same watch and stuff. See? See? It's the same day. Yeah. Water doesn't get baby oil off like that. Right. Okay.
So that's why you were talking about coming out with your own brand of baby oil? Oh dear. Oh my god, is that true?
Is that true?
Nigel's got his own baby oil coming out? He was talking about it.
Daddy oil. - Mad.
It ain't Johnson's baby or no more, it's Thomas's baby.
-
Nice. That was you though, right?
It wasn't me, bro. I'm pretty sure. So who was in the photo then, Nigel? Because my eyes are telling me that that was you. That was what you put together, AI Jerry. I would not go anywhere near that, dude. I can't put together things like that, mate.
Come on.
But, hold on a sec, did you take the photo?
Because it was on...
- Oh, so the photo was taken then? - So the photo was taken? - I'm just asking. - Ah! - I'm just asking. - Did I take the photo? - So the photo was taken. - I just stitched myself.
- Okay, so you heard me. - Another word. I'm not saying another word. I'm not saying another word. 'Cause I know where I was going with that, but it just got - - It's gonna get worse for you. - Yeah, it got deep there. It got peaked there. So I just got that. - Okay, yeah, it got deep there.
So...
Savory.
Correct. Muenengas.
How are you?
- Very well, I'm very concerned about these P Diddy photos going around. And actually- - How are you with your herd? Your little massive. Your little herd of massive in Poland.
You hang out with your polish goats
I heard you were coming for me bro. Yeah. But don't worry bro. Don't worry because
You know, I now know where you got your basketball skills from.
- I don't think you'll taste as nice as Shaggy when we- - That's a fucking weird thing to say. That's a fucking weird thing. I don't think you'll taste as nice. - I'm just, I'm just- - Yo, you're wild today, bro. It's so loud. You're wild. - I better shut my mouth.
I can't die, I can't lie to us.
Ah!
Chorney High School, 1934.
Yeah, but...
Oh, that's too sad. Oh, dear.
That's a nice bow though, bro. Did you steal that off the girl behind? She looks like she wants that back.
Uh...
It's like, "Ha ha ha, I'll take the photo and give me my boba."
Who took this one?
Yeah, who took the photo?
I'm just asking. He's not around these days.
Oh, too funny.
There's another one, actually, of Nigel Payne.
He was actually the GS, which I believe is, is it the goal shooter or goal striker? I'm sure there's a picture of you in Paris somewhere, bro. Because I know you travel around. I know you travel around somewhere, but I'm sure there's a picture of you in Paris somewhere. I'm sure there is a picture of you in Paris somewhere. In Paris? What was he doing in Paris?
Guys, stop entertaining silly pictures of me and Nigel and go and join the real world. Go and get your daddy coin and go and win your Lambo today.
like
We can laugh about this all day long, right? But someone's going to be laughing in a car in like four hours. Imagine watching the stream. Imagine. Keep it on. Imagine. Imagine you're sitting in your Lambo watching the stream, knowing that you joined the real world, got yourself some daddy coin, and now you're actually rich.
It's cool. - Yeah, it's true.
If you have got some Dadaquin as well Which makes it even better Is that Dadaquin is only going to go one way And it's going to go up
So you're going to be making money from that as well, so I
It's a no-brainer. It's an absolute no-brainer to join the real world, make money, get some daddy coin, make even more money, flex in a Lambo. Come on.
And it's one of the top of the range Lambos that you can get. It's better than a Huracan.
as well.
Come on.
Do you know who does message?
So everyone's like, "Oh, you need a new goat, you need a new goat." There was actually a boy in Dubai
and out of nowhere.
He comes to my security gate on the estate where I stay.
and I'll get caught at the security gate.
And this guy's like, "Yeah, I've got you a present, I've got you a present." And I turn round and my man's got me a new GoPro.
Was that in Dubai?
Yeah. He got me a new goat. How did he even know he was gonna see you in Dubai? No, bro, these kids in Dubai know where I am. They tracked me down. They're clever, these little Dubai fuckers, man. Trust me.
Yeah, they're everywhere. That could have went so left, though. He could have just bought a goat for no reason and not seen you. He drove two hours to get the goat. He's watching right now. He drove two hours to get this goat just for me, and I think it was like a limited edition...
award-winning
goat from a bloodline of champion goats.
Like, why would you spend that much money? You paid a lot of money for this goat as well.
And the reality is, I believe he only did that because he knew it was safe from Tristan.
otherwise you just get like a 30 quid go that tristan's just gonna be like
Hmm?
murdering fucking pig.
He murdered my friend, bro.
thanks to the compassion
On another note, Roy, did you watch the boxing? Here we go.
Here we go. No, I just put the phone down. No, sorry. I see you picked the phone up, put the phone down like you're playing something. No, I was just messaging. Which boxing are you on about? The Bivol fight?
Yeah. Did you watch all of the card?
I believe, no, I didn't watch the whole part. I watched the Bivol fight, though.
You didn't watch any other fight?
no not really no obviously
Not really. Very interesting.
I was very occupied at the time
Yeah.
Flashbacks.
What's Marcel doing? Is he fell asleep? Marcel, you alright?
No, it's a good card. It's just a good card. The whole card is good because I will go back and watch it. It was Fabio Wardley and I can't remember what the other guy's name was. But that fight there where first round, guy got his jaw broken in two places.
Like, it was mad. It was super mad. Like, to see his jaw literally...
- Do you want to take me back to Atlanta? - When we got carried, it was mad.
Do you know what though? Broken jaws ain't funny. People, four hours to join, make sure you join. Like, you can win a Lambo for $50, there's no way you don't. You have to be fucking dumb not to.
I'm out. That's four hours and ten minutes. Where is that Bible basher gone?
Get him in.
He's here.
He's here?
Praise the Lord. Hallelujah. Hallelujah.
Yes, Bailey Bolton!
Can't hit me by now. I might actually, yeah he can't. I might actually give Bailey a little bit of space, I need to go to the toilet anyway as well.
Oh yeah I see Marcel give me a little text Everyone just wanted to abandon us It's alright It's alright cool I do actually need a coffee as it goes
All right, how many people are watching us can I control this let me see
Bailey are you drinking Bailey? Absolutely not. Do I look like an alcoholic? No, I
You should never ask rhetorical questions to the chaplain.
You're gonna get famoosed. I'll get famoosed. I hope they famoosed me. Last time there was 40,000. I looked at it on here. Let me just have a look on here. Alright, so apparently my skin tone did not match the skin tone of Nigel and Marcel, so I decided to throw on a black shirt to hopefully offset things just a little bit. Don't know if that worked very much, but here we are. I'll be honest, I was just taking the piss.
Nice. Yeah. I'm a white boy, can't deny it. Pencil neck Bailey, how are you? Pencil neck seems to be something very common in the chat. Well good. I've been doing my neck curls, so. Have you actually been doing neck curls? I always do neck curls. I'm slowly working on it. Gotta work on your weak points. Everyone's got weak points. That's mad. Your neck's gonna be mad strong, but it's still gonna be skinny, so it's gonna be like a finger. I've got a skinny neck and you've got a little dick. We all have to work on our weak points. I mean, it is what it is. That was fucking uncool for me. That was uncool for me. I'm just being honest. It's not small.
Oh shit! At least you have to have a dick to have a small dick so there it is. I'm actually
I've decided to change, to do the change, you know? Nice. You're doing the change. If Kamala wins...
I've got to follow the narrative. You can't just drop the narrative of the winner.
I'm trying to read comments. This is so interesting. I really want to read the comments. This is so fun
Thank you.
Little D Rory.
Is it fun?
Is it fun? Or is it just... I don't know.
a load of people who haven't joined the real world yet.
who are going to regret their decision later on. I don't know!
Okay, so... Wait a minute, wait a minute. Just sorry before you go in there.
You're saying you've done the change or you've done the change. No, I think you've done the change Rory because
You're just You're telling us that you're doing the same but you've actually done the change because you got spotted and
In Paris. After you've done the change. Oh, you lot are mad. See how I knew you were plotting five minutes ago. Wishing our girl all the best after her gender reassignment. Spread your wings, baby girl. You're a boss bitch now. Raw Veronica awaiting her...
I can't read the rest because I can... What does it say at the top?
this is a violation bro because I've never put a dress on in my life you have Rory
Like...
Marina. Marina you have. Marina you have. Marina. But it says Veronica.
- Okay, Rorina, Veronica, same difference. - I like Rorina. - I like Rorina as well. - Rorina's good. - Yeah, I like Rorina. - Look at you trying to move to me, dirty man.
Oh, Rorina, that's a lovely name. - Rorina. - Fancy a drink? - Rorina. So you got spotted, so you've already done the change already.
No, I haven't. That's a lie. Yes, you have. It's not a lie. You can clearly see my face has been edited in. No, it's not. That was you, Rory. You did tell us that you were in Paris a week ago. Exactly. I wasn't in Paris. It's why he's travelling a bit and doing so much. It's why he's doing a bit. He's doing a lot.
It's just, it just, it just,
puts his Celtic t-shirt on just to make it look a little bit good. But really, it's loose. It hides my new tits. When he's out, when he's out, this is how he dresses.
Nice.
Guys,
Bailey, have you seen the Lambo? I have, and I have a genuine question, and I'm super fascinated with these comments. This is so cool. I want everyone to write in the comments, if they were to actually win the Lamborghini, could they even drive the Lamborghini? Having a supercar is one thing, but driving a supercar is a completely different thing. Is someone going to win this Lamborghini and then immediately crash it like five minutes later? I don't know. It's an SVJ. That's the track version of the Huracan. It's the hardest type of Huracan to drive.
Genuinely don't know if anyone can actually drive. No no no I don't have a license. I hope that person wins and so yeah That's what my question has been if they get the Lamborghini can they even drive the Lamborghini? That's going to be the real question There's a knack. There's a knack to supercars you know and I believe that it comes with experience like the longer you've been driving them obviously the more that you you know the supercar but I
There is certainly a difference from driving a supercar to driving your everyday car. Absolutely. Going straight from a Toyota to Lamborghini is going to be quite the upgrade. So imagine you're at your mom's house today. You're in your Nissan. Tomorrow you turn up.
Things have changed, Mum. Things have changed. Look outside.
She's gonna think you've been on some mad shit.
She's not going to understand that all you did was sign up to the real world for $50, buy some daddy coin and changed your life all in 24 hours.
She's not going to know. She's not going to believe that. That's an unbelievable story. Some said, yeah, well, I won the Lambo because I signed up to the real world yesterday and I bought some daddy coin. And now look, I wouldn't believe that story.
Oh, I misspoke. It's an STO not an SVJ. Someone said STO faggot. Watch your damn mouth, Hein.
Excuse you. Nobody cares what you have to say. STO, you are right though. I was wrong. Thank you for correcting me. STO, not SVJ. I apologize. Still, it's the track version of the Huracan. And so I don't know how anyone's gonna be... STO bruv. Yeah, y'all are right. I misspoke. My bad. To be fair, like...
Thank you.
Lambos are easy to drive if you drive them like a dickhead, especially if it's an Evo Evo's four-wheel drive there Yeah, they're easy to drive Lambos is just like oh
Audi's because it's made from the same company whatever blah blah blah they're easy to drive you just don't drive them like a dickhead if you drive them like a dickhead then you can't drive and you're coming from unison
Your Prius...
or your total Prius to your thing, just take your time. Flex. I'll be honest, right? Flex. The STO.
just feels different. I drove an STO in Dubai and they feel so much different to your standard Evo or your standard Huracan. They're just honestly it's a different animal. But whoever wins it, all I'm saying is be careful, enjoy it and get used to it before you start. Correct. Before you start opening up the turbos, just
Do you like me get used to it first?
I don't want to see no one hurt themselves, bro. Also. I don't mean to interrupt the conversation I see that a moderator is taking out negative comments. I love the negative comments. Whoever's moderating. Please don't do it If they rip me they rip me I don't care. This is literally what the house is like all day every day We just rip each other. So if somebody ripped yeah comments, I love it. Don't take them away. No disagree, bro You disagree. Yeah, and I'll tell you why
Only my friends can disrespect me how you lot do.
Do you know what I mean? Like, I can't have some little twerp thinking he's cool. If anyone's giving me the smoke, ban them for life, because I don't care if they literally...
Dissolve in a hole somewhere, but Bailey I'm all down for it. I am the smoke. Give me the smoke. I am the smoke Stop saying that I'm not oh Well, I don't care about the comments. I actually find it quite hilarious and so yes, it was an STL at an SVJ
All right, so um Myself, I don't know if I could drive the sto. I'm from America. We don't we don't drive in America We drive on automatic Andrew says it's gay that it is what it is, but I'm gonna learn to drive And I'm gonna learn how to drive properly and the way that I'm going to learn how to drive properly is getting a good old-fashioned Van in manual and I'm gonna learn how to drive a manual car. I
That's actually the best thing you can do, and I'll tell you why. I was found... So I used to drive vans as well. I used to be in construction, and I find if you can...
handle the clutch on a heavy van. You can handle the clutch on any vehicle.
So and it's about learning a clutch when you drive manual because Americans a lot of Americans don't learn clutch. They're automatic, right? Yeah, it's automatic and we just go in straight lines and a lot of people are like, oh, that's gay You can't have an ego when you're learning something new whether it's driving whether it's business whether it's anything you can't have an ego You just have to accept. Okay. I'm a beginner. I know I'm older than a 16 year old who might be learning But that's not a bad thing. I just was in a position where I never had to learn how to drive manual So you put your ego aside you learn
And then eventually, in a few years' time, you're up to speed and everything's fine. You can drive whatever you want to. So I think it's important not to have an ego whenever you're learning something new, no matter what that thing might be. Sorry, just to say about the chat here. Okay, so...
Just because Mady says.
that he doesn't mind the smoke. Doesn't mean to say that you have to call the mod gay or say faggot. Okay? Just watch your mouth because we will he will ban you regardless of what baby says. Just watch your mouth to have some respect. Nigel bro, this is the internet. People don't care. People don't care. They just come and say it anyway and get banned. They don't care mate. Yeah, has to be.
Honestly, some of them are mad crazy. I have some obsessed weirdos making different accounts every week to try and get me.
But it's cool because really they're fans, bro.
- Well, if they're putting time out to do that, then obviously clearly they are a fan. They like what they see. - But they're watching hours and hours of my content, and making me money.
- There you go. - I'm for it. - Man, I'm for it. - I'm for it. - If Bailey doesn't say the hard R in his 60s, he's gay. I can't wait until I'm 60 and I can tell people to get off my lawn. - Get off my lawn. - That is peak white man.
Get off my lawn. It doesn't give me my life now. I cannot wait. But why are you looking forward to that? Because it's just cool. Imagine being an old man, sipping your coffee, watching the sun come up. You've got some hooligan running around on your lawn, riding the bicycle. You just tell him, get off my lawn. Why is he there, bro? What have you done for him to be there on your lawn?
I don't know. All right. I feel like I want to give the audience some value. What can I say that is valuable? Bailey, are you the Pope? I'm actually not Pope. I know what you can say that's valuable. What? They've got four hours to join the real world, bro. I was going to say you've got to live before me. Four hours on the dot.
- Four hours. - It is four hours on the diet. - Every hour I get stressed, bro.
Because I know that the time's ticking. It was five not long ago. Now it's four. Soon it's going to be down to one. And then it's going to be too late.
Okay, I feel like I should give actionable business advice. And so someone that works for me, that I mentor,
I was giving him business advice and I feel like this could be applicable to the stream. Why not? So I'll give you the same advice that I gave him. So he wanted to get new clients in his industry. He is tapping into the videography market and he said, Bailey, I don't know how much to charge for my services. I've always been a video editor. I've never been an actual videographer. And so I want to get into the real estate niche or actually I recommended that he get into the real estate niche because if you're a videographer and you're filming for real
on the market that you can video. And so you have a constant supply of income coming into your bank account every month. And so he said, Bailey, I don't know how much to charge where I'm from. And so I told him, this is what you're gonna do. And anyone watching this, if you own an agency, don't be afraid to do the same thing. I said, you are going to Google all of your local competitors. So get on Google and type in videographer near me or whatever, you're gonna get a list of people who are SEO optimized. You're gonna see their phone numbers. You're going to call them and what you're going to say
This isn't going to be very biblical because I guess I'm lying in this scenario, but I call it strategy. You're going to call them and you're going to say, hi, my name is so-and-so. Don't use your real name. Come up with a fake name. And you're going to say, I am a real estate agent who's currently located in XYZ city, and I'm going to be moving to your city. And whenever I move there, I'm definitely going to need a local videographer and someone to make videos of the properties that I end up selling. And I'm just curious. I know this is kind of a ballpark question.
charge on average for a home? I'm to video a home. I know some homes are bigger, some are smaller, but on average, how much do you charge? Well, oh, Mr. So-and-so, we charge $300 per home. All right, well, thank you very much. I'm going to stay in touch. And whenever I move to the city, I'd love to continue this conversation. I'll be there in about two months and I'll be in touch. You hang up and now you know that your number one competitor charges $300 for his service. Now you're going to call the next person and the next person and the next person. And after a few phone calls, you're going to get a general average of how much your competitors
your local market. Now, whenever you are entering in the market, I actually don't recommend that you charge the same amount of money as your local competitors. I recommend that you become the most expensive person in your industry. That's what I did myself because people automatically equate money with value most of the time. And so if you charge a premium straight out of the gate, they're going to assume that you are the best. Even if you're a beginner, they don't realize that they're going to assume, okay, he's twice the amount as any other competitor.
twice the best. And so if you're starting an agency, you need to know what your competitors are charging. And once you know what they're charging, don't be afraid to quote high and market yourself from the very beginning as the best in your market. You don't want to charge the same amount as everyone else charges and everyone's trying to price cut. No, straight out of the gate, boom, you're the most expensive. And if you're the most expensive, you would be surprised at how many people actually give you money because they assume that you're the best. And as you get more and more and more practice, you slowly become the best. You advertise yourself
So...
Everyone else is trying to keep up with you because you are now the industry leader in your local market. So that's the value that I have to offer you right now. I hope it was somewhat beneficial.
Bailey, you're a legend and people should pay for that advice that you give them because I actually know I've seen I've heard your story from the ground up. So Bailey is actually quite inspirational, regardless of his Ned Flanders mannerisms. He is actually a G. He is actually a G. So, guys, if you haven't listened to Bailey, that's your loss. You have three hours and 56 minutes to get involved in this competition, to join the real world and to win yourself a Lamborghini today.
Boom.
You know. Bailey!
What have you been doing? Are you still grill man? I'm still grill man. Everyone's asking why I'm drinking a preposterous amount of water. It's because I'm thirsty. I had so much coffee earlier. I'm a one cup a day kind of guy, but today I had three cups, so it's a crazy day. And so I'm super thirsty, so I'm drinking water.
But yes, to answer your question, I am still a grill man. And so a lot of people think that cooking is gay, but I quite disagree. I think cooking is freaking cool. And so it's one of the most valuable things you can do. Feed yourself properly. If you as a man don't know how to feed yourself properly, you're a loser. You have to be able to know how to take care of your body. And a part of taking care of your body, in addition to being able to go to the gym, is knowing how to cook for yourself, to just provide for your basic bodily needs. So cooking is cool. Every man needs to learn how to grill.
It's epic.
- Roy, do you know how to grill? - I do, I do know how to grill. - My man. - Yeah, I was cooking for myself for years, bro. But I don't enjoy it as such, unless I'm doing something specific that I feel I wanted to cook. Does that make sense? - That makes sense. - Yeah, it has to be something I really want to try and cook. Otherwise, I'm not that interested, I'll be honest. - For me, cooking is an opportunity to basically turn my brain off, because my brain's always just go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, and so cooking,
Put on music put on a little podcast and just relax. So it's a time for me to just shut my brain off boys. I
Twitter's going crazy right now. Apparently there's been some really good news for the boys.
What's going on? I don't know. I don't know. My phone's been ringing. I don't know, but...
I don't...
The gist I'm getting is...
It's going well because it should be going well. To be fair, it's only going to get... I just think we're...
we're at a climb and it's it is only going to get better hold a second someone said Rory are you going to talk for another three hours I hope not I hope that Andrew and Tristan are going to come back to the studio take control of their show give away a Lambo they'll be back soon guys they'll be back soon so yeah is this live well yeah it is live
So takes her on the road, they're coming home and they'll be back in the studio to announce a winner in under four hours of a brand new Lamborghini STO. Someone is going to be driving that away.
this week I'd imagine.
So...
I'm really excited for the announcement of the winner. I really am. And I'm so curious as to who it's going to be.
Do you know what I mean? Like, where are they going to be from? What sort of person are they going to be? I just want to know who the winner is. I'm really excited for them. I don't even know who they are right now.
I know that we have Trump all over the Lamborghini. I would imagine that people all over the world support Trump. This isn't just an American thing. If somebody in Europe is just tearing up the streets in a Trump Lambo, I would imagine that's still cool.
This election just isn't just in the interest of Americans, but this election is in interest of the whole world.
I believe the narrative that the liberals are pushing compared to the narrative that Trump will push, it will save mankind to push Trump's narrative rather than push the narrative of the liberals. I'll be totally honest.
That'll be good. I'm waiting on the election because I think making financial decisions based around the election is gonna be huge. If Kamala wins, I think the crypto market's going to crash. This is just pure speculation. This is what I believe. And so...
If Trump wins, I think it'll boom. And so I'm trying to figure out financially what is a good decision on my end. And I'm waiting for the election. Someone said that half the doper UK want Kamala. Yeah, but half the doper UK wanted Keir Starmer too. So I'm not surprised. You know, I'm not surprised at all. People...
People are fixed in their ways. People, you know, are programmed to believe certain things. And, you know, that's why I like to speak to people with open minds who speak on both sides, the good and the bad and make a rational decision rather than just being completely brainwashed by these people.
So...
You know.
- Australians said they want Trump 24, yeah. - Aussies are cool, I love Aussies.
Aussies, alright bro, I lived in Australia, you know, I have mixed opinions on Australians. I didn't know you lived in Australia, that's news to me. I did, I did, I lived there in 2012. So I boxed there, yeah, it was very good.
and yeah I met some real cool Australians, you're right, but at the same time
I met a lot of dickheads too. But then I believe that's the same wherever you go, man.
So it doesn't matter. But yeah, Australia as a country is absolutely beautiful.
Like, honestly, I think Australia is actually the only self sustainable country in the world in terms of they can do absolutely everything. Self-sustaining information. Yeah. I'm back.
See you soon, Nigel. See you, Rory. See you.
Fucking asshole.
Anyway. Yeah. So. Never. It would never be rude. So as I was saying, Australia is a very self-sustainable country. I believe that they can grow their own food. They can get their own oil. Do you know what I mean? They have everything there. I think it's the only country you can say they could do that.
I am in a position in life where I'm wondering is it beneficial to ever go back to America? Or would it be better to tie roots to a new place somewhere in the world? And it's hard to ignore the Middle East I think that Middle East is starting to boom and so I
If any other Americans are watching this, and if any Americans watching this have never left America, I want you to realize that America isn't the best place in the world. It's very good. Don't get me wrong. I know people will talk bad about America, but it is the land of opportunity. Like, there's so much opportunity in America. But I wouldn't be scared of traveling outside of America and trying to find a plan B place. I think if you're an American, you should be extremely – and Andrew talks about this all the time – you should be –
obsessing about saving up enough financial resources to where if shit hits the fan so to speak you can get out of there you need to be able to have enough financial resources to where you can be mobile and if things in your home country go down the drain you can bounce and go somewhere new and so i'm fortunate where i'm in a position now where i can do that but a few years ago i wasn't and now i see the importance of being able to have the right connections being able to have
in your home country go bad. So if anyone is watching this, I would recommend that you start keeping in mind that it's good to have a plan B and make sure you have the financial resources to pursue plan B. - It's funny you say that Bailey, 'cause that's exactly what I've been doing. That's why I've been traveling a lot. I've been traveling to different countries where I believe they're not completely ruined, bro, by illegal immigration
by
the narrative of the LGBTQ mafia
which is to go into schools and preach, you know, cutting dicks off or whatever else. I don't, you know, so that's what I've been doing. I've been going to different countries that are more based, like Poland. I want to go and visit Hungary. I want to go and visit these Eastern European. Whoa! That was Andrew. What's up, Andrew?
Hi crackers. What are you faggots gonna come spark my mom in 20 minutes? What's your excuse Bailey's hurt his shoulder?
I knew we were gonna get the smoke as soon as he got here. Oh
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Is he gone? Alright, he's gone. Okay, so he came on just to call us both faggots and crackers and tell us that we're both...
Are they streaming sparring? I genuinely don't know. I'm trying to figure this information out right now as well.
So he's on his way home. Yeah, he's 20 minutes away.
Amen.
Which means time is running out. Time is running out. Three hours, 48 minutes. Take action now.
Take action now because I would be no different
less happier to know that someone had joined last minute and won.
You know, in fact, that would be a better story.
I'm sorry, I'm trying to read a message from the moderators. Oh no. They've taken control of my computer.
Nice, nice. Have I been to the Czech Republic? No, I haven't. No, I haven't. I'll tell you where I have been that was really nice. I went to Croatia. I went to Dubrovnik. That was quite nice. Yeah.
Oh, someone's got a good question. The Lambo drives left-handed. What if the country drives on the right hand? Well, I guess you're just out of luck. You better learn how to drive on the left. It doesn't matter. I've drove English cars in Romania.
and I'll be honest, the only issue you have is when you go to like, I don't know, the coffee drive-thru, and you can't reach across, other than that, you get used to it, you know, just like any other road, you do get used to it.
Nice. Yeah, and I mean...
So what?
Do you know what I mean? Oh no, sorry, you're going to cry because you've got a half million dollar car and the steering wheel's not where you want it to be. You know, that's a bit of a shit thing to moan about.
Alright, so the giveaway is in 3 hours 47 minutes. I'm excited to see who's going to win this thing as well. And, yeah, I know Andrew's back in 20 minutes. I don't know if he's gonna immediately jump on. No, he's not gonna immediately jump on because he wants to spar. But I don't know if we're streaming sparring. I don't really know what the plan is. I literally just got home, walked in, saw everyone was streaming, and was like, "What's up?" So I don't know what the plan is. You probably know more than I do.
Where's Tristan?
He's with Andrew.
Oh, so he's coming back soon in 20 minutes as well.
Nice. Is Tristan sparring now or what?
Um, occasionally. Occasionally. I mean, he's got to be super careful with his shoulder as well. And so, shoulder injuries are no joke. I hurt mine, and it's been messed up for like six months. Like, messed up. I rehab it, but it's super messed up. I never understood how bad shoulder injuries were until I actually messed mine up. Yeah, shoulders are no joke, mate. Once a shoulder goes, you're in trouble. I'm young, though. It'll repair, especially if I rehab it. You will be fine, bro. You'll be fine. You're built different. Built different.
good.
Built different.
Man, I'm really excited to hear what's happened because Twitter's going crazy about court and I can't read anything right now. I don't know what's going on. Guys in the chat, if you know anything, let me know. Yeah, I don't know what's going on. I'm going to Twitter now or I'll read the chat and if somebody beats me to it, I'll read what happens in the chat.
Let me see. Let me scroll down to the bottom. Let me see what's going on.
What part of Texas are you from? Good question. I am from Paris, Texas, which is close to Dallas, but I moved a long time ago to West Texas, so that's where I'm from, but I live in West Texas.
Where the Cowboys are at. Yeehaw. Do you know what? I had a Texas steak last night, Bailey.
Yeah.
You'd have won? Texas Steak.
Bro, the thing was huge. It was called the Texas Steak. It was like a, I don't know what was Texas about it, but that's what. I don't know what makes a steak Texas. Are steaks good in Texas? I don't know.
I'm not sure.
I think it just depends on the quality of the beef. I tell you what, some of the best, best quality beef I've ever had is in Romania. I get some fresh from a local source. Bro, Eastern European beef and meat in general. They know what they're doing.
beautiful, bro, even Poland, like, and it's, you get super good steaks for cheap here as well. So what you'd pay in, say, England for the same meat would be four or five times more than what you pay for it here. But I had to, I ordered two steaks last night, I think it comes to about
I don't know, 100 quid? Mm-hmm. But, like...
I actually met a fan last night and bought him a steak completely randomly. Ah, that's cool. Yeah, just out of nowhere. I was just feeling nice. And yeah, I sat down and had a steak with some guy. Really nice guy actually. He was Turkish. Being generous to others is what life's all about. Showing love to others and being...
good to people bro i i like to give back where i can obviously i'm not super rich like i've got some money but i'm not super rich bro but i like to help people you know i like to also make sure that people who help me when i had nothing are okay
Like, that's important to me. You should always make sure that the people that helped you are okay when you're in a position to help people, bro. 100%. Yeah, that's the main thing for me. It's all good helping random people, but you've got to go and make sure that the people who are there for you are okay first.
Love that all right, so I'm on Twitter and apparently this is just what I'm reading the odds have increased in favor of the Tate brothers because
the case has been sent back to d-cot prosecutors due to irregularities in the indictment i don't know what that means. obviously if there's irregularities in the indictment it tells you that not everything is what it seems. that this might be a hit job on andrew tate. just saying. so for the indictment to be sent back by a judge tells me
that they haven't really got their stuff in order because it's all fucking nonsense. Whatever. So it's a good day.
It's a good day for the boys. We've got some truth. And it's a good day for someone who's going to join the real world and win a Lamborghini in the next three hours and 40 minutes. And to make it a little bit more interesting, I think...
that we're going to have a little sparring session.
I don't know if it's gonna be live. Is it gonna be live tech? I
- Yusuf, yeah, it's gonna be live. - Sparring is gonna be live. Very good. - Are you gonna join us? - We'll see. - Do you know what's hilarious? - We'll see. - If Andrew's had a good day in court, sparring's gonna be super hard, 'cause he's gonna have that Jamaican music on. - And it's gonna be live! - Yeah, and he's gonna have this spring, he's gonna have a spring in his step. I know how Andrew works. - He's gonna be buzzing, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Look how happy he was to talk about inflicting pain as soon as he got back. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's gonna be doing damage.
So we're going to have a live sparring session. Nigel loves the smoke, man. Look at Nigel. I love smoke. Is Amir still there? Is Amir still there? No, no, no. Amir's gone. He's gone? Yeah. Oh, I just realized Barnett's here. So everyone's going to see some true violence. Oh, violence. All right. So for those that don't know, Luke Barnett, he is a friend of ours that visits occasionally. And he's a former UFC fighter. And...
Luke Barnett and Andrew are obviously very good friends, but Andrew is hyper competitive. And so whenever the two of them go at it, Andrew literally tries to kill him. And so it's pure violence. So if you want to see what it used to be like back in the Roman days and the Colosseum, you want to see what true violence is like, then tune in and watch Andrew spar Luke live. It's going to be an absolute bloodbath. It's going to be epic. Last time he cut his eye like really bad because I don't know. Did he catch like... I don't know if it was a... I think the man... Was that head butted?
It was amazing. Headbutts are lethal, bro.
Yeah. And then Luke's got so much scar tissue that it just takes a little nick and he's gushing. But Luke's not been training apparently the way he should have. So Andrew's going to try to exploit that and absolutely demolish him. I'm calling. Can I just say though? Wait.
Can I just say, Luke Barnett is a big man, bro. People don't realize he's actually a giant. Fucking huge, man. What, he's 6'7"? He's huge. He's just a unit, isn't he? I'm small. I just look up at him. He's like...
He's huge. He's an actual giant. Yeah, he's a big guy. I love Luke, though. Luke's great.
- I think we'll spar for an hour.
And then Andrew will come back on.
and then
Obviously,
Don't know what time it would be by then but probably announce the winner Don't know he might jump on the studio as soon as he gets back. You don't know you don't know if Andrew spontaneous like that No, no, I do what's this bar and she's in a good mood. He wants to spot. Okay. Okay. He was a spot So there's gonna be smoke isn't me a whole lot of smoke. I
so if Tristan's not sparring I think you should come and have a chat with me and
No, because no one wants to talk to you. You can watch The Sparring. You can speak with me for two hours. You can see what you can miss out on. Yeah, I love speaking to you, Rory. Even though I don't like you.
- - Oh, Fanny, did you lock me?
I love you, Roy. You're the best. Thanks, bro. All right. I'm reading comments. Question for the Texas boss. I know you're a very religious guy. I'm on my path to educate myself through the Gospels. I'm wondering which one is your favorite verse from the Bible? My favorite verse from the Bible. My favorite book of the Bible is probably Romans. I love the book of Romans, but favorite verse is probably John 1633. So John 1633, I tell you these things so that in me you may have peace for in this life. You'll have many
trials and tribulations, but take heart for I have overcome the world. So I derive a lot of peace from knowing that Jesus has overcome the world. So there's nothing that can happen that will affect me as long as I put my faith in him. So it doesn't matter what the political landscape is. It doesn't matter what leaders in charge, in my opinion, because at the end of the day, everything happens according to God's plan to bring about his ultimate fulfillment and glory. And so I have peace and it doesn't matter what happens. I'm just, I'm chilling because I serve
ultimate winner in the end, and so everything's fine. In this world, you have trials and tribulations, but I've
So read the Bible. The best place to start is reading the four Gospels. Matthew, Mark, Luke, John. Acts is the book of the early church and how the early church was established. But my personal favorite is Romans. The book of Romans basically is an overview of Christianity. So if anyone's watching this and they want to learn a little bit more about Christianity, go read the book of Romans and you'll get a pretty bird's eye view of what Christianity is all about. Thanks for the question. ♪
Did it leak?
Diddly diddly. Diddly diddly. All right, we'll go back to money. Bailey, have you read the whole Bible? Yeah, cover to cover, and I'm doing it again.
It took me one year. I wish I would have done it earlier in life. Earlier in life, especially when I was in college, I walked away from quote-unquote religion. I believed what I believed strictly because my parents believed that, and I grew up in the church, and they told me to believe that. I didn't believe that.
because I felt conviction and because it was my own,
personal beliefs. I believed because someone told me to believe it. And when I finally actually dove into the Bible, I did it probably the worst way possible. I read it cover to cover. I started in Genesis and read all the way to Revelation. And I didn't understand the true significance of the Old Testament and Old Testament symbolism until I started getting into the New Testament. But if you're actually going to start reading the Bible, like I said, start in the four gospels, read the New Testament, and then go back to the Old Testament. And you'll see that Jesus is prophesied
Old Testament. Start the New Testament, Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Acts, Romans, then you can read the rest of the New Testament, and then you'll go back to the Old Testament. So yeah, I believe what I believe now because I've actually studied the Bible, and I've made my own personal decision to believe what I believe, and I have faith in what I believe, as opposed to before when I was growing up. I simply believed it because I was told to believe it, and I think that's not true belief.
Yeah.
Well, what is your favourite part of the Bible?
You must have a favorite part. Like if you read a book, everyone's got the favorite chapters, right? What would you say is your favorite chapters in the Bible and why? My favorite chapters? Well, I said earlier that my favorite book of the Bible is Romans. It was written by Apostle Paul, who is formerly Saul. And I don't want to stay too religious on everybody because I know not everyone here believes what I believe. And so I want to continue to give them value outside of religion. But I will briefly explain who Paul is.
was formerly Saul, was one of the biggest Pharisees at the time. So who were the Pharisees? The Pharisees were the religious leaders of Israel.
Israel. They had the entire Bible at the time, so you have the Old Testament, the entire Torah memorized. They were like the elites of Israel. They were the top dogs. They were the top of the political spectrum. They were the top of everything. And Paul was like the number one Pharisee. And so when Jesus came to town and when Jesus was ultimately crucified and rose from the dead,
Yeah.
saying that Jesus is the Messiah, Jesus is the Messiah, Saul was like, who are these people? Why are they talking sacrilegious? We got to put a stop to this. And so Saul ultimately persecuted the Christian church. He was putting them to death. He was rounding them up and putting them in prison. He was persecuting the Christian church as much as he possibly could, essentially, in trying to stop Christianity from spreading. At the time, it wasn't called Christianity. It
But Saul was like, these people are horrible. They're evil. Like they're talking nonsense. We have to put an end to these Christians. And so he was trying to persecute them, kill them, throw them in prison. Well, one day he's transporting a bunch of prisoners from Jerusalem to Damascus. And according to Saul and according to the companions that he was traveling with at the time, he had an encounter with Jesus. A bright light shone from the sky and knocked him off of his horse.
blinded everybody that was there. And Saul heard a voice call out to him saying, "Saul, Saul, why do you persecute me?" And he said, "My Lord, my Lord, who are you?" And he said, "My name is Jesus, the one that you persecute. Persecute me no longer." And so this is in the book of Acts. It goes on to explain how he called Saul.
to go to Damascus and there he would meet a particular person. I forget the person's name. Shame on me. And he would explain
who Jesus is to him. So basically what you have is you have Saul, who's the top Pharisee, who hates Christianity more than anybody, becomes Christianity's biggest proponent in a day. And so you have to remember that Saul memorized the entire Torah front to back.
top to bottom, left to right. He knew all of the scriptures by memory. So whenever he is going to Damascus and he's blinded, he has three days to get to Damascus. In his three days, he's able to think.
of all of the scriptures. He's going back through the Psalms. He's going back through the book of Isaiah. And he's recalling all of these prophecies and he's recalling all of these scriptures. And he's recalling what the prophets talked about. And he's like,
"Oh my gosh, I've had it wrong all of this time. Jesus was the one who fulfilled all of this. Oh my gosh!" And so when he gets to Damascus, he immediately goes into the temple and he immediately starts preaching about Jesus. And everyone's scared. They're like, "This is Saul! This is the one who's been killing all of us, throwing us in jail! What's going on?" And Saul's like, "No, no, no, no, no. I'm wrong. I was wrong."
Jesus is...
the savior of the world. And so he was disowned by all of his fellow Pharisees.
He was thrown in prison himself, and the only reason
that the modern world outside of Israel knows about Christianity is because of Saul. Saul was tasked with taking the word of God to the Gentiles. Gentile is anyone who is not of Jewish descent. And he spread the gospel through the known world. Obviously not completely by himself. He would teach others like Stephen and Stephen would take it. But yeah, Saul became the biggest proponent
of Saul, who was Paul. So it just goes to show that the biggest sinner of all time, I mean, I don't know if he was the biggest sinner of all time, but someone who is killing Christians can be redeemed, and God can use him for the purpose of spreading his goodness and glory. If he can use Paul, and if he can use Saul, he can use anybody. So if anyone thinks, "I'm not irredeemable, I'm such a bad person, I've screwed up so many times," if Saul can be redeemed, then so can you. So I think that the book of Romans is beautiful, and I think the story of Paul is absolutely amazing.
That's a wonderful story, Bailey. And do you know what? I think I actually knew about that story from school because a lot of it was bringing me sort of flashbacks of knowing bits of that story. But yeah, yeah.
Bailey, would you ever become a minister? Or a priest? No, I would not. But...
I think that...
What is ministry? Ministry is simply teaching others about what I believe. And so I don't have to be in a church to do that. I'm doing it right now. And so I'm not a Bible expert. Everyone has to realize. Yes, you are.
of the Bible. I'm trying to study. I'm trying to learn more about it. I'm simply a beginner. I'm trying to learn as much as I can. It's like,
I'm in love with it. As soon as I wake up every single day, the first thing I do, I get out of bed.
I have my glass of water. I've seen this firsthand, by the way, guys. This isn't cap. This is real. I read my Bible for an hour every single morning.
As I've started to read it more and more, I've fallen in love with it more and more and more. And so I have to know this, especially if I want to tell other people about it. I have to know my stuff. And I'm by no means extremely educated when it comes to the Bible, but I'm learning and I'm trying and I'm trying to do better and better each day. So I think I've spoken pretty articulately so far, but I may have misquoted a few things here and there.
special gift of communication. I know people don't see this on Take Confidential. I'm the camera guy, but in day-to-day life, I'm pretty good at explaining things, and I'm a relatively...
personable guy. And I like to speak to people. I like to talk to people. And so, yeah, I have a gift of words. I have a gift of explaining things to people. And so I could do that. I don't have to do that in a church. I can do it online like we're doing.
well
Nope, there we are. Lost you there for one second, Bailey. Lost you there for one second.
So, I mean, that's a very modest approach, Bailey.
Obviously, you're very passionate about
your beliefs, which is great.
So that tells me that a person's real when they can be passionate about something. Oh, well, thank you Yeah, and uh one thing that's hit me i'll leave it at this because I know that uh, This stream's about more than just bailey's personal beliefs. I don't want to take over the show but um Something that has hit me hard recently is realizing something Um, and this is just my personal beliefs once again, but I try every day to
base my decisions on what will please my Lord and Savior, what will please him, not what will please the world. A lot of people will make fun of me because I don't do this or I don't do that. Oh, Bailey's a nerd. He doesn't like to do this. He doesn't like to do that.
I don't care what the world thinks. The world can call me whatever they want to call me. Good. My personal decisions are based on honoring and glorifying God.
Whenever I die, which one day I will, all of us will, I want God to look me in the face and say, "Well done, my good and faithful servant." So everything I do on this earth—and I'm not perfect. I fall every day just like everyone else does. Romans 3:23, "For all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God." Every day I fall, but I try to base my decisions around
honoring
my Lord and Saviour. Do you know what? The chat's going mad. Bailey needs his own channel. Bailey needs his own channel. Top B, top B. I was actually going to say that. I think Bailey should have his own channel with Bible studies.
Yeah.
bible daily with bailey bro i'd love i'd love to vlog because obviously i've got the camera skills and so making a daily cinematic vlog might be cool instead of like just sitting and talking to a static camera like making it extremely interesting to watch might be fun daily with bailey daily andrew told me he was like if you don't make daily bailey i'm gonna be pissed he actually said that before yeah yeah you said yeah you have to make daily bailey see i just made that up so the fact that it's been said twice now it's crazy you should do it when bailey goes
Thank you.
and he starts reading his Bible, he should be like, he should be vlogging that. Do you know what though?
I actually enjoy hearing things from all different religions, if that makes sense. I love hearing verses from the Quran. I love hearing verses from the Bible. I love hearing, you know, I like hearing from different sides, you know, what the stories are, because some of them change. Like, it is really interesting, I'll be honest. I think religion as a whole is very interesting. A lot of people claim that religion is also manmade. Non-believers have their side of events. So, yeah, it's all a real...
It's a massive, massive area to where you can learn things from.
All right, I just saw a message that disappeared. It said the Quran is a scam. I'm going to say as a Christian that Muslim, you're supposed to show love to everybody. Even though we don't believe the same thing that Muslims believe, we're not called to hate these people or to persecute these people. We're called to show the love of Jesus to these people. That's it. Everything comes down to love.
What?
Muslims believe. And so, because when you understand what someone's belief system is, you're able to meet them at a ground level. And so, if you are a Christian and if you don't believe the same thing that a Muslim might believe, I think it's still important to understand their beliefs by going to their source material.
Do you know what I believe? What do you believe? I believe that no matter what religion you come from, no matter what your genuine beliefs are,
the most important thing is, is that you're a good person. You know, for me, I don't care what creed or color someone is, or what background they have religiously or even politically.
Just be a good person.
That's all I'm going to say. Yeah.
Privately, I'd love to have a conversation about that because my personal belief is no one is good.
None of us are. We're all. This is what I'm saying. No one is good. This is what I'm saying. I love hearing these takes, like these religious takes of things, because it humbles you.
Alright, I see people asking what translation do I read. Personally, I read the NLT, New Living Translation, because it is very simple English.
What's up, T? Oh, my goodness. Oh, no. Oh, no.
Oh no. He's here. Is this my cue to run? One of the G's here.
- What's up? - Is this my time to run or what? - No, no, no, this is your time to stream.
T, get in here. This is your time to stay.
T, I'm in your spot. I'm Tristan Tate now.
Tristan can beef you.
Why is he gonna beef me for? My friend!
Always, always, always.
*door slams*
Thank you.
You're in trouble now Rory. Why am I beefing? We were talking about the Bible. Everyone says that. You're not beefing me. Talking about the Bible. Oh yeah, yeah.
You're not beef tea. There's no reason to beef me. I've been on for what, nearly three hours just, you know, going through the, going through everything. You're a fucking useless, worthless, Irish potato-faced cunt. Do you know that, Willie?
Right, Decot, if you're listening, I take back everything I said about him.
You know, this indictment was everything you said it was in the first place and should not be sent back to be reviewed. Lock him away! I always knew one of my friends was going to turn snitch. I'm glad it's you, Rory. I'm glad it's you. Listen, bro, it's fine, you know. We're all after the same end goal, you know. Me and my boys at DeCop. Let's talk about it. So the real end goal for today is we're giving away a Lambo. So we're perma-streaming.
to give away a Lambo.
That's the plot of today. Where have you been? Where have you been off your own stream? Where have you been?
- A bit busy, fucking bitches, you know. Human trafficking, doing what I do. - All right, I'll let you off, I'll let you off. So there's a Lambo being given away, Tristan. Check, can we play the Lambo video for the guys in the chat, please? - So everyone, we started with harsher rules
for the giveaway. But then we realised a lot of our fans didn't have money to invest in DaddyCoin, etc, etc. That's fine. That's cool. So it's any member of the real world, any real world member. Wait, wait, wait. What's that? What's that? Are you a real world member, Rory? Yes, I've been talking about this. I'm gonna win. So I take that back. It is not any real world member because if your name is randomly selected, there's no fucking way I'm giving you that car, man. Bro, I will flex that car. No way. And you know what? If one of your names comes up randomly, I'm not doing it. I want every member
of the real world to know that Rory can't win. It's going to be- So it's rigged.
It's rigged a bit against you, yes.
It's rigged against you and against any friend of mine who I gave free access to the real world. You didn't even pay membership. That's going straight to my lawyer. So you're not allowed to win. So, yeah, it's an absolutely free Lambo giveaway. And none of my friends can win. Rory, you are a member of the real world. You are excluded. If it's you, I'm rolling the dice again.
I'm pissed. Now I'm pissed because we've been speaking about that for about an hour and Marcel had ideas of winning it. No. Nigel had ideas of winning it. No, none of you are winning it. None of you are winning the Lambo. Absolutely no fucking way because one, if that happens by some fucking miracle, I don't like you that much. And two, people will think it's rigged. Imagine how funny it would be though. Imagine how funny. If your name come up, I would actually say it and then I'd select someone else.
And then we'd be going back to court, bro.
You could sue me, but you could sue me and say that I ran a fake giveaway and cut you out. I would never see you. I would never ever see you. Yeah, because you can't afford the fucking legal fees.
I'd have Kings counsel lawyers against you by yourself in court. He owes me money
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on stream that you've rigged it i will rig it against you yes rory is not included it is rigged rory can't win
Why am I here? I've been so excited for the last three hours that there's this slim chance that this lottery win may come. Absolutely no way.
Absolutely no way mate. Well there you have it guys your chances of winning the Lamborghini has been increased because we have been banished from winning it. By three or four members. Yeah. Anyone who I let into the school because they're my friend is not going to get a free Lambo lottery ticket. No fucking way. Tech can we play the Lambo video? I just want these guys to see what they can win if they join. They've only got what three hours left to join? Three hours left and then we select our winner.
Let's have a look at what is actually the prize here.
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Oh well, we'll be the sound. Oh well. Tristan, do you think a student can drive this? Let me tell you something.
to get your first lamborghini takes a lot of work a lot it takes years of dedication and success to drive around in a car like that where someone's going to be driving that around for just
having faith in joining the world's biggest and best financial literacy school. That's it. You're investing in yourself and you can win a Lamborghini Huracan STO. Look at the spec. Look at the wrap. Look at everything on that car. The carbon. It's literally the best you can get. It's one of the best cars in the world. It's not a standard Lambo, Tristan. Oh, I've got ideas. So this is obviously to
boost the victory of Donald Trump and have someone drive around America
Pushing the message.
That's very important. After this, I'm going to be giving away probably a real-world G-Wagon, followed by a Rumble Ferrari. So, we're going to do... Can we win them? No, you can't. Everyone listening, you can, besides Rory.
Shit. You cannot win those. See, I thought it would be like a little soften of the blow. If I do any giveaway for anything less than £100, I'll let you win.
That's not fair. I'll leave you in the contention for the prize if the prize cost me less.
than my shirt.
You steal my shirts anyway!
Do you know what? I've actually gone past that point now. I'm alright. I can actually I can afford nice clothes now I have to afford nice things. I have to 33 years of stealing my stuff. I
Alright.
Alright, but no, I am actually alright. I'm good now.
So... And plus, all your stuff's now custom-fitted. It's just... It's not...
it's not even logical to steal anymore. It used to be just like
Size large. Do you know what I mean? Throw it on, boom. But now it's custom fit. But you kind of... Justin Waller's stuff kind of fits you better than my stuff does. Nah.
I don't know bro, I've changed since then.
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I've got bigger since then. You should still steal his stuff.
Oh, don't worry. I will, bro. Don't worry. That Rolex he lent you fit your wrist okay. Oh, it was a snug fit. It was a snug fit. Unlike your Rolex, Tristan. Let's talk about that. That wasn't a snug fit, was it? That was a very snug fit. No, it was because I was on to you the whole time. Let's swap places. I'll get out of here and let you... I'm going nowhere. We're moving the stream outside.
We're moving the stream outside for sparring. I'm going to go get changed, Andrew. Guys, if you're going to move the stream outside, I'm going to go and do my own gym work. What's happened is they've been talking about what if they win, and I actually made an announcement that the giveaway is only slightly rigged. It's rigged against Rory, and he's not allowed to win. Any real-world student can win unless it's Rory, in which case he's not allowed. When we do the draw, if Rory wins, we'll do it again.
That's what I said. Imagine...
Imagine though! - Yeah, Rory, okay. If you win twice, how many students inside the room? What, only 280,000, 290,000? 'Cause if you get a one in 290,000 chance that you win, - Twice. - I'll do it again,
But if you win a second time, maybe.
Alright, so you guys a bit fucking deep what's two hundred ninety thousand times two hundred ninety thousand?
So you have half the odds of everyone else. - Don't ask Nigel. - No, no, no. Not half the odds. No, to land twice. What's 290,000 times 290,000? I think that's the math.
Don't ask Nigel.
You should work that out. What's 290k times 290k? I want to work out Rory's chances. Welcome to London!
Stop! Why is Andrew putting a knife on him? He's stabbing you. He is, isn't he? Yeah.
Okay, what are his odds, Yusuf? Update on Rory's odds.
Why were there flies in here? 8.4 trillion. Rory has a 1 in 8.4 trillion chance.
of uh of winning the lambo easy it's like having a 290 000. he has to get the lambo any other way
so it's like having a 290 000 sided die and rolling a six twice
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Nah, nah, this is a violation. I've been up all morning excited, you know? No one cares about you, though. Maybe those flies were trapped in here and you said first.
They got killed by the flies that was over there.
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Rock the stream for a bit.
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So I'll meet you guys outside. You secure our key, don't you get outside?
I'll come outside.
Hello. Hello, Andrew. Hi, friend. Why is everyone so mean to me, Andrew? You know, I think they're just jealous of you.
I'll go with that. I think they're just jealous of you. No, I was talking about you and Tristan. I'm not mean to you. I just stabbed you with the knife. Yeah, and you've given me a one in nine trillion chance of winning or some shit. Something. Something.
Me, Nigel and Marcel were getting well excited earlier saying, well, if it's one of us, imagine the flexing with Duda.
But it turns out that I'm F'd now, so no, there's no Lambo for me. Basically, basically. But it'll be fine. You'll get one another way. Why is there flies in here, Bailey?
Those are your mates, not mine. Government spies. I'm not being funny, right? You're white. You let the blacks in.
I went to jail for flies in the house, mate. This is where it's going to go to. Admit it. Admit. Say white power on stream. I can't. Why? That would be clear. Gay, gay, gay, pussy. If I could say white power. Say white power. We need to get rid of the blacks out of Texas. Come on, be a man.
Scared. Scares me. Clips sent everywhere.
So Andrew, how's your day? Yeah, good, yeah, I went to court And uh, waiting for the updates Waiting for the decision from court It was a good day, it was a very fair judge Who understands a case is bullshit So it'll all be over soon, and then I'll go on my global daddy tour And send daddy to a billion
In the meantime, we're going to go sparring, going to get that done. Then I'm going to sit down and we're going to talk about Fireblood because we've launched a new Fireblood. I don't know if anyone's mentioned it or shown the new packaging. We have the new Fireblood, the new packaging, because Fireblood tasted terrible, which is good because it's supposed to. But it gave you a little bit of a stomachache. So we've changed a few things. So now you no longer get a stomachache from Fireblood. It tastes just as bad as before. In fact, a little bit worse. It's better for you. And there's no stomachache. So Fireblood, we're going to relaunch that. We're going to relaunch that tonight.
a Lamborghini. Daddies can go to a moon.
Everyone's joining the real world. You can see the notifications on the left. It's a good day. It's a happy day.
Good things are happening. Shisha coming. I'm very pleased. Bailey's a cracker. Why is Bailey a cracker? Why? Yeah, Bailey's a cracker. Bailey's the whitest man in the world. He is, isn't he? You are. You're as white as they come. You say gee whiz.
Gee whiz. You're as white as they are. But it's fine. It's a good day for everyone. It's a good day for you. It's a good day for all the members of the real world. It's a good day for all the holders of DaddyCoin. It's a good day for all the drinkers of Fireblood. It's a great day for white power.
Bailey. Right, Bailey? Bailey?
Come on, say it! Be a man! Ruin your life! Be a racist forever! Say it! Come on! I'll make sure this clip goes everywhere! There's no world, he says it. No world. Yeah, he's... mmm... can't say white power. Yay. How many people have signed up to the real world today? Let me tell you, I'm gonna check that, I need to get my laptop.
Is this my laptop? This is the thing. Andrew can actually come out with some raw facts because he knows. He knows who's signed up. He knows, you know what I mean? He knows who's in it to win it.
Let's see.
Where are you? You're in England somewhere, right? Nope.
I am in Varsava.
In Poland. Ah, Poland.
Do you know what? What a country, bro. Yeah, it's a great place.
What a great place. I mean, all the people are based, they're hardworking, they're clean. It's just.
There's no illegal immigrants going around stabbing people in the street. I feel like I can, you know, walk down the road with my bag. It's good, bro.
nah poland's sick poland's a great place you think poland's sick it's just a bit cold a bit north a bit out of the way but poland's sick but romania's
out the way as well. Eastern Europe is the best places in Europe now. The only good places in Western Europe are the expensive places like Saint-Tropez, Monaco, but the rest is shit.
Yeah, Poland's super cheap as well, bro. I'll be honest. It's everything I get here. And I've noticed even stakes are like four times less than you. This wouldn't even bother you because you're unlimited. But, you know.
It's just, I don't know, you get better quality meat for like four times.
less than what you'd pay in England as well. I don't know. Things are good here. I like it. Yeah, no, it's a sick place. Hot E's.
Fireblood? Let's go.
- I need glasses. - Bailey! Have you had fire blood today? Nigel had two glasses while he was on stream with me.
Yeah.
Thank you.
So what's different in the taste though? Does it still taste like dog shit? Bro, it's putrid. It's absolutely putrid in the best way possible. Oh, it still tastes disgusting. Don't worry about that. Good, good. Tastes horrible.
- Good. - In fact, let me check this website. So we're doing the new website. Let me, one second, let me test this. Topg.com/fireblood.
Is this active?
Yeah, but we haven't got the new packaging yet on the website, but it's fine. You can just buy it anyway. Cool I've actually got some waiting for me. Well, that's an address in England. I've got a whole bag of the merch I want the fire blood more than anything else. I'll be honest. Yeah, we'll get you some we'll get some over there to Poland See when I'm free, I'm gonna come Poland
I need some babies in Poland. I need babies in places, you know? Babies in Poland, babies in fucking... Oh, whose kid's that? Andrew's. You see a kid walking around, he's five years old, he's by himself, he refuses to talk to anyone.
Andrews. You know, it's just Andrews.
care of them okay right let's let's organize the stream let's organize the sparring so we have to feed in a camera or something don't we and then we're going to do the final push for everyone's final chance to win a lamborghini let's play a lambo content a lambo
The Lambo video?
Let's play it again. It's sick. This Lambo is fire, bro. Lambo contest video. Let everyone know that you stand a chance of getting this Lamborghini today.
All you have to do is sign up for the real world and be inside of it when we do the draw in a few hours. But now we're going to do the sparring.
- Andrew, who chose the spec? Who chose the spec of this Lambo? - I did it, but I'm gonna give away, I've given away this Lambo for Trump. I'm gonna do a Rumble Rari. I'm gonna do a The Real World G-Wagon. Like this is just the beginning. I'm gonna start doing a car week. I'm just gonna start giving cars away. - Nice, I like it. - 'Cause you know, I'm a nice man. The top G, G stands for generous. That's how it goes.
I'm gonna go break the sparring. Yeah, when you guys spar, I'm gonna disappear while you stream the sparring as well, Bailey.
I can't watch you guys going to train all day and me getting pulled back from the gym.
I've got to go to the gym too, but...
I'm not gonna leave you guys hanging.
Look at that, bro.
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Imagine everybody bivvying at the car, imagine all the support you'll get. You might even get a girlfriend for the first time in your life. It's gonna make you fucking cool. And all you have to do is be a member of the real world. You join the real world, we teach you how to make money online. It gives you geographical freedom so you can resist enslavement. On top of that, as you increase your power level, that's gonna directly correlate into the real world token. So you're gonna get free crypto. And on top of that, in two weeks if you're a student, you stand a chance of collecting a brand new Trump-adorned Lamborghini STO. You know, I might just start giving away cars all the time.
I may give away a car a week to my students, because I'm just such a nice guy. The top G stands for generous, it doesn't get nicer than me, and if you want a chance of winning this brand new, Trump-adorned, Lamborghini STO, I will see you inside of the real world.
On October 15th, I'm giving away this brand new Lamborghini. And what better symbol of resisting enslavement to the Matrix than Donald Trump himself?
outlaw he is and stood up and said fight, fight, fight. That is the spirit of resistance that I like to see. That's the spirit of resistance for the real world students. Which is exactly why this car will be given away to a real world student on October 15th. Imagine driving up and down the road to the brand new Lamborghini STO, tearing up and down the street on election night as the votes come in. Imagine everybody bimbing at the car. Imagine all the support you'll get. You might even get a girlfriend for the first time in your life. It's going to make you fucking cool. And all you have to do is be a member of the real world. You join the real world, we teach you how to make money online. If you
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If he goes to load up, hit him and move.
Start punching the middle. It's faster to hook.
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which is what's it?
- All the jumpers.
- I'll be back quicker on myself, I think.
- I always get my hook in.
You should be too quick for that. It should light up after slitting as you miss.
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I mean like if you hit me, I should be right back. You know? Go, go, go, go.
- When you can't do that, I'll cut it.
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- What have you got for us? - The electronics. - Yeah. - I think you've got something. - I need something. - Shots, man.
and then i'm just punching shoulders yeah you're also going to get into my punch if you're trying to push the body okay it's the shoulders there but once i go to the swing if you're into that person he's swinging it's okay we just punch the shoulder i don't think yeah i do it my jab and shoulder
yeah that's the whole rhythm up when i go low would you jump my shoulder i can't just it doesn't need to be hard it needs to be a just so it stops again
You can't get stuck.
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You don't have to talk to my house before, man. I'm going to take my house to school.
I'll get you a point that I can throw. Yeah, I know. It's quite a bit. If you're trying to get great, I'll be back. I've lost it a few times. I've expired. I hope I can know what's hard with this. No, that's fine.
- It's a little bit fast, but yeah.
Amen.
Now, I know it's not easy because I'm the guy at the game. I'm saying your goal is to land the punches.
I can't come from it.
talk.
Your knuckle still will advance 50% of the time, but your knuckle will never punch. You've changed the reason that you're on top of me. It's hard to...
I've got to re-line it. Sometimes I'm on the race, sometimes I'm crawling, sometimes I'm southpaw, sometimes I'm orthodox. Yeah. Well, I don't think you have to keep a heart rate up. In a knuckles line it really hurts, but sometimes you can get punches, but no knuckles, it does nothing.
So I get clean, the land's clean.
The thing is, you're not just in the shop. You're not just knocking on leaves, knocking on chests.
That was a good shot. Yeah, that was a good shot. But sometimes we're into that. Most of it is a strap, so you're not...
So you have more muscle power when you hook like this. You have less muscle power when you hook like this, but the knuckle lands cleaner. So if you're fighting Amir, if you jab Amir and come at him, he'll do this, jab him in the face, he'll do this, go past, and he hooks like this. And then twists. Like this. So if you're going to hook the back shoulder, I'll say false hook. Start doing this, slap him.
You need to cross and I hit like this, or at least cross and hook over the top.
Scott, Scott Langdon. Otherwise, we'll waste time. Of course. What other stuff? One, one, one, one.
I felt that when I was cooking with my mom.
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Yeah. Sometimes I'll go flat, and I'll try to get the-- You're gonna have to wrench. Then you have to do it like that.
So you can have your own strength.
You're on my strength. I've been quite long. But my spirit's when I attack.
I look like this. But if someone's coming at me,
I hope I did.
- I do both depending on the stock.
Amen.
I fucking love salams.
- Probably in the sky, you know what I'm saying? Bro, I'm just punching, why not?
but I'm very conscious of it.
Yeah.
When I'm sparring, if I don't have my knuckle, I feel it, it pisses me off, and I make sure I get the right one next time. You're going to culture something. You're going to think, okay, I'm going to do something, but I'm going to do absolutely nothing.
Yeah, it doesn't always seem to change.
I didn't want to just go ahead and hurt you. What are you doing?
Amen.
Because this is . Refresh the whole time. You got to release it. Yeah, and if it's all . They're in the place to energy.
I find it hard to get into the range, so you're going to...
If I come to the top of the boat, and if I step on your boat, it's like, it's breezy as fuck in the heat, though, again.
Sorry, I'm so late. I didn't mean to...
When I know you want to come at me in war, then I'll move back, cross that shoulder, move back, cross that shoulder.
Now it looks like I'm gonna move back and I'll probably hold the one more. I mean, it's hard for you to forget.
And then once you've done like a four-beam, well then it's like 10-beam drop, ain't it? Yeah, it just takes you down.
Yeah. I'm willing to do what makes it as hard as possible.
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So if he's with, anyway, ends up fucking the female boxer. These are managers. Then his baby mom comes to the press conference like, fuck you, fuck you, blah, blah, blah. So he's beating this.
Here comes the kid at the press conference.
He's never even perfect. We want 80-90%. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because sometimes, especially when I turn southpaw, once your arm's already hurt, and I'm southpaw, if I jab this, I know it hurts you because you guys leave. It's like, jab it. It's like a hard pump. It was just like, ah, it's gay.
It's already hurt.
Well, I'll tell you what you've done good this time, you've punched me right here. So not here, right here. And my arm went dead. Yeah, shit. Right at the end.
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Wait till my arm's healed. Wait till my arm's healed. Wait till I have my surgery.
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This is clearly a back and back.
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He keeps me out of the rain. He's like, "Close the window, you're going to find a way."
Because you're at range.
Alright? I don't know how you're gonna do it, but he's got punchy fucking arms.
you've literally got to punch his arms you you stand there and you'll be like this
But all you need to do is just look forward and just go like that because it will stop him from punching. If you're quick, alright, so you need to understand the feet, go for a jab.
- Start hitting his... - Just punch the fucking arm. Punch anything.
Punch, seriously, punch me. You're sitting here like this. And all you need to do is just punch up.
to the shoulder, it will stop him in his tracks.
yeah when he's moving when he moves towards me about to punch punch his shoulder
which puts him back off of it. But then he'll come through and it's like, okay, cool.
It is my design. I think we push for showing.
Yeah.
for me if you don't do something to stop it you're just gonna get barrels of punches that's it sometimes it's hard don't be scared to get hit
Because I can see that you covered them.
and you're covering up and it's like you don't want to get hit.
But the only way you're going to get it is by putting him.
because all you're gonna do is punch more you're gonna go on your back foot there's gonna be a gap because he's looking 24 7.
And he's going to get you.
Yes, we go. It doesn't think you.
catch me, like, you caught me with the bodyguard. Yeah, I saw that. And I try to back up.
And now he knows I'm gonna be here.
But all you've got to do, you've got to stop him in his shacks. And the only way to stop him is to punch his shoulders. Punch his arm. I punch anything.
anything that i have a hold of i don't care whether it's light or if it's hard i don't care i'm punching it
You know what I mean? Instead of there, like he's here, boom, I'm trying to punch him under here, but he's got his elbow up here, so I'm going to...
go there and i'm punching out i'm punching flipping biceps he's down like this bend down he's punching it i'm punching his fucking bicep don't give a fuck
I don't care! I'm punching something! I've clung to clung to something! Because if I don't clung to something, I'm just going to get...
I just haven't gotten to
dance floor, dance floor, literally
Literally, that's what's gonna happen.
Simple.
Yeah, he's right with Knuckle too.
I don't know when he caught me.
I can take you to the second window. Boom, we're recording. Yeah.
And I'll be like, I know it hurts. I know he knows it. I felt it. I can tell by it. Then it starts moving like this.
Yeah, the idea to that is that if you can
kind of rather than take it from here, I don't take any shots from here, I take it here and here.
I'm trying to roll that. He catches. I'm not gonna lie, he catches. I think he's conditioned
now so much
or I've taken on so much.
I can take that they heard, but yeah, I can take, but I can, I can,
I'm not thinking about it.
I'm thinking about where I can hit him.
So the more I think about where I can hit him, the more his punches don't hurt. Don't get me wrong, I'm not getting twisted. He landed so many body shots on me that he wouldn't know that they hurt me.
Yeah, that's another thing, you guys don't wear your shots. I don't. He just would not know that I had this. I mean, boom. Caught me on my front of the rear. Boom.
straight back.
I mean, that gives me space to breathe.
If I take it on my...
That's him. He's like, "Okay, okay."
So if I'm taking just one of those shots where I say good shot, boom, hit him straight back.
That's the only way. Exactly. He doesn't think that he's hurting.
But he has.
you know what i mean so you've got to and you've got to kind of get into a rhythm of when he's
when he's punching like this bro there's a gap
And the gaps are short, but we need to just tap once.
It doesn't send me home.
Doesn't even have to be large, tap it once, it'll break his rib and then he'll have to readjust. He might drop another hook, then punch his other one, or just jab his other one. Just stop his rib.
because once you get into it you know what it's not going to get so terrific
He's like, he's on him, and he'll give you the... Yeah, he'll land four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten punches, happily step back, jab, step back, jab and then go again.
He's in that rhythm. Get him in that rhythm. You've got to break that rhythm.
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for the bigger management. Make sure you join real well. Make sure you've got Danny Goyan.
Someone's willing or not, bro.
Which is fucking crazy. No, no, daddy.
No data coin, no data coin, Texas dominant data coin. Just make sure you're in the real world. That's it. If you haven't joined now,
I don't know what you guys are doing, I don't know why you're gazing. Join the real world.
We're not gonna have that. You're only gonna know who wins and who wins in the real world. You have to be in there.
So do it now. Don't be trying to do it at the last minute and then you miss it. You might, if they call your name out and you're not there, you're fucked.
So make sure you're in there early from now, because it's going to be announced inside the real world. You have to be in it. You have to do it.
I'm already in a world
And if I win that Lambo and you guys haven't joined a roll, I'm going to be flexing all up on you. Yeah? Me and Trump are going to be rolling with some dance moves.
I mean just cruising along, dancing, flexing, big flexing.
I'm a bit more generous, I'll give it back to you guys.
I ain't giving you shit. Nigel, they're not going to give you the lumber.
They might do, I'm in the floor, they might do, I might win it. Who knows? Exactly. I might play a game. Exactly.
But if I do, I'm flexing.
And it's not that they've just given it to you.
in the real world. So don't think it's me.
It's a good idea. Otherwise they're not going to pick it. What they call the Lambo, Lambo, Trump, Trump, Lambo, Trump. Let's do a name. Lambo, Trump, Trump, Trump. Yeah.
I'm going to call myself Trump-a-ghini.
Yeah? Yeah. In the room.
changing.
So Trumpagini's won.
Wicked.
Next minute, pulls up.
gets dropped off on my own. I was like, yeah! Help me sub, Johnny. They kick in and they're like, why is it getting dropped here?
It's mine! All mine.
We're good. - Literally we're out now. Literally joining in. - Excellent. - Don't you have a minute? - We've got two hours left.
Do it now. Thanks.
don't do last minute because if your name's called you're going to be so pissed in fact i kind of hope that happens to be fine i personally think it'd be funny if this is our crashes too
and don't get hurt, we'll just crash it. But make sure you join now, be early, be in there, be ready, let's go. Two hours, three of us, let's go.
Thank you.
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So the Porsche is the best car. I think we know. We can all agree that the Porsche is the best car. Fundamentally, it is the superior vehicle amongst the four. Luke, when who's driving?
I mean, it's the driving the state erasing school with you, right? No, but I'm talking purely of the car.
I mean, look, if cars were just a practical thing, yes, Porsche is the best. Quality, build, reliability, everything. Keystone. However...
driving is an experience it's emotional experience you cannot fault the 812 with another tech that is that is the best car in terms of what we're doing which is an experience if you don't have to hire people to follow you around with fuel then you don't have a real car at all my car i have to get people to get a pickup truck and follow me around with fuel because the parent runs out so fast that proves it's the best it's got nothing to do with the way you drive it though it proves it's the best car look do you have to do that definitely i don't want this is not the best in this group
I mean, that's a super car in a tuxedo. I think it's sexy.
We just drove one of the best roads in Europe and some of the best cars on the planet.
and we probably should have filmed at least some of it.
No, I got some on my iPhone. I don't think I did. I'm pretty good. I'm getting better.
All the take confidential hours are getting better. Let's try and remix that into a cool series of something. I think we'll be good.
A series of us driving cars around the world and arguing about how the Porsche is not the best car. No, but it is the best car.
Porsche is the best. We do it anyways, why don't we get a camera on it? That's true. Something we could do.
- Well, the McLaren is the best car, and I'm gonna prove it to you all. - It's the best. - In every single trial you can possibly fathom, I'm gonna prove it to you it's the best car. - Okay, long distance driving. No gas allowed. - No problem. - I'm hitchhiking. Get the thumb out. - Exactly. It makes you practice your organizational skills. Are there gas stops on the way? Do I need a guy to follow me with gas, etc. - Yeah, but that sounds like paying the ads.
I'm a very organized man, it's easy.
Talking about sounds like.
Everyone has to agree the 812 sounds the best, right?
This is where we keep defaulting as the sound and your car is so much more than just the sound. Okay, true. That's an exceptional view. One, tall people fit in it. Two, it's comfortable. Three, it's elegant. Four, you can push it on a track. And five, you can cruise across Europe in it. How can the A12 not be the best? Plus the Novatec, of course.
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812 for the win. 812 for the win. Everyone's accepted it. No, the hood's too long.
What does that even mean? It's too long. It's too big. I like my Porsche. It's nice and small. You can. I'm used to that. I'm used to navigating a long hood. I'm used to navigating a long piece and getting to where it needs to go. Don't worry about it. Luke, you did great mileage at what? 40 kilometers an hour.
porsche's best car hey guys don't listen to them porsche's best car
DBS is the sexiest, but the 812 for the win.
Yeah. Overall, the A12 on the roads of Europe, the A12 is the winner. I think so. It's the Porsche.
So let's film this next time. We should film. I got a little bit on my phone. We should get a film crew though. I did see Luke what he was doing as he was driving.
He was throwing his phone. Yeah. And then Boomerang catching it out the other side.
- Right, so, the fun begins soon.
Just so you guys understand,
A life as a top G. I woke up.
10 coffees
Glass of fire blood.
The new Fireblood is now live. Topg.com/fireblood. We have a brand new Fireblood, brand new formula. We got new adverts coming. It's got more vitamins. It tastes more disgusting.
Doesn't give you a stomachache anymore.
Used to give me a stomachache for one or two minutes, and I didn't care because I'm a man. But this is good for women also. And guys are saying, my wife drinks this. My woman drinks this. I make her drink it.
because we're trying to have a whole bunch of kids.
and it hurts her stomach.
So I said, that's fine.
So it tastes disgusting, more vitamins than ever before, brand new packaging, brand new formula.
It's gonna taste horrible, no flavoring at all, no stomachache.
It's the best supplement on the planet. And anyone who knows about supplements and wants to do their due diligence and look at all the ingredients, it's the highest quality ingredients of everything. We've changed a bunch of stuff.
All organic, natural, best, best, best, best.
By the time we fucking make this stuff and ship it out, I make like a dollar a carton. I don't even make any money. I don't give a shit.
Because my...
Fans have to be as strong as possible and they need Fireblood. So we got the new Fireblood is live now. TopG.com/Fireblood. So I woke up.
10 coffees, had my fire blood, put a suit on, went to court.
Had a fantastic day in court. The judges understand my case is bullshit. That'll be over soon. Daddy World Tour coming up. Finished. Came home.
sparring 20 rounds of fighting you guys just saw it now i have to do some work on my laptop
In an hour, I have a very important call with some lawyers about SEC approval.
When we launch the real world token, we're not going to have some scam coin.
trying to hide from the sec no we're going at the sec we're gonna try and get full sec approval
So we can launch a security so I can share the profits of the online school with all of the students.
We'll be a public company. We're going public.
It's going to be beautiful. You'll be able to buy the token of the real world, be a student of the real world, and get paid every single month from the token.
Completely legit, above board, taxes paid, everything.
I've got a legal call with the SEC that I'm going to come back on here.
I'm going to give away a Lamborghini.
I'm gonna give away some cash.
It's October.
We're gonna have a fantastic time.
And when that's all done, I'm going to do an unfair advantage and tell all the students inside the real world
The new cars I'm going to give away.
the new upcoming giveaways, all the new things, so they can be excited.
What a fantastic day in the life of the Top G.
giving away money, winning in court,
Drinking my fire blood. I'll probably find time to fuck a bitch. It's fine.
Great day. There are flies in here.
because they're Matrix agents sent
Tristan did this.
Where's the fly spray?
I will nuke this place. I will poison my own lungs to kill these little fucking faggots.
Nice.
Thank you.
smoking my shisha because I'm Darth Vader I don't I don't breathe air anymore
Breathe smoke. I changed my saying. Breathe smoke.
Thank you.
Everyone who joins the real world you can see live on stream. These people are winning when you are losing.
They're in the right place at the right time. Anyone who joins the real world right now says a chance of getting a Lamborghini in one hour and three minutes.
One hour and three minutes till we give away a Lambo. It's a fantastic day. It's as hot as a man's ass in here.
Thanks. Ah! I'm gonna get a haircut.
So it's a very busy day.
But I thought I'd sit here on stream with you while I update the Fireblood website. So I'm right now approving the website for topg.com slash fireblood.
Go visit it now. You can see the new Fireblood packaging. The only supplement you need.
Let me read out the...
Tings.
Need some light. Don't you know pump it up?
Right. We have vitamin A 125% of your daily value, vitamin D3, a thousand percent.
375% of your vitamin E.
160 percent of your vitamin K1 vitamin KC2
Oh, sorry, K2.
160%.
Vitamin C, 625%.
Vitamin B1, 1,091%. Vitamin B2, 714%.
Vitamin B3, 200%. Vitamin B6, 714%.
Folate. Don't even know what the fuck folate is, but if you want 200% of your daily allowance or your daily requirement of folate, you can get it in one scoop. Vitamin B12, 100%.
Biotin!
240%.
Panthaletic acid.
333%.
Potassium, chloride, calcium, magnesium, zinc, copper, magnesium.
Iodine, sodium.
L-valisene, L-lysine, L-gliacine, I don't know what the fuck this shit is.
Do you understand that one scoop of this
has huge percentages of everything you need.
Having only 100% of something is for fucking faggots.
You need one woman, but if you only have one, you're gay. You have ten, because you're a man. You need one car, you have ten, because you're a man. You need 100% of your vitamin B6, you have 1000% because you're a man. Then you have yellow piss, and you piss all the vitamins away to be wasteful to upset Greta Thunberg.
That's what a man does.
These gay ass fucking supplements giving you 100% of what you need and tasting like cotton candy.
Faggot!
No. Tastes disgusting.
Too much vitamins. You want to be strong or not?
Thank you.
I'M GOING TO GO TO THE BED.
Built different.
So, let me approve the website.
In the meantime, as I'm busy working, I can't talk to you.
So I'm going to just hum.
A song to entertain you all while I work.
Mm-hmm.
*whistling*
A nigger stole my car
He was black.
Thank you.
One second.
niggers niggers
♪ Niggers are black ♪
Fingers are black.
Packy's, Packy's.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Faggots.
Thank you.
The Jews, the Jews.
Nobody likes to juice.
Nobody likes the Jews or blacks.
Thank you.
You need your hand held.
Oh, who's that handsome guy?
Thank you.
♪ Only likes niggas ♪
Nobody likes niggers.
♪ All my life's ne'er heard of Jews ♪
*sounds of a machine*
Mmm.
Raid-tastic coffee.
Drink a bit of Raid.
standing for me.
Well, you know, if I drink enough Raid, maybe Decot won't Raid again.
*clicks*
Cut that, please cut that. Get that everywhere all over the internet. It was brilliant. BRILLIANT!
Nobody likes the niggers.
Wow.
*slurping*
Nobody likes the Jews.
*snoring*
My coffee does actually taste like Raid. I actually sprayed Raid in my coffee. I'm proud of myself.
I'm very proud of myself.
*humming*
Bye.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
you
Thank you.
I don't that raid better than a document body shots.
Yeah, there you go.
Okay.
this.
- Okay.
um,
Right.
The site is good for traffic. Topg.com slash fireblood. Let me go to it right now.
Thank you.
Fucking niggers stole my car.
♪ They commit most of the crimes the niggers do ♪
And the Jews control the news.
Here we go.
Pow! New website. Go check it out, guys. TopG.com slash Fireblood.
Go all the fucking...
Science and shit.
I'm gonna make a new advert. I'm gonna get a bunch of fucking, I'm gonna do what I did last time. Get a bunch of bitches, say try this, and they're all gonna be like, eww.
What do you mean, ew? You suck dick!
Thank you.
*laughs*
Fucking drink your fire blood, you silly hoe.
Only I can make an advert like that. Imagine that. Try this. Ew. What do you mean, ew, you suck dick? Drink it, you silly hoe. Drink sit. Fireblood. Silly hoes obey you when you have fireblood.
Built different, top G, the best. Don't be a faggot. Bye here. If you think I won't do it, you don't know me very well.
Because I will.
I don't care.
Thank you.
That's the advert I'm going to make. That's exactly the... Brilliance just came to my mind. That's the advert. That's what it's going to be.
And if that advert offends you, then don't buy it. Stay a fucking homo.
Go vote for Kamala.
Women's rights!
I'M GOING TO GO BACK TO MY
Even women don't want rights.
Thank you.
Only bitter old hoes who can't find a real G want rights.
All the hot young women don't want any rights at all. They just want their bills paid. They'll give up their rights for bill paying anytime. Two people joined the real world. Two people on the screen have joined the real world. Two people on the screen.
I don't like the Jews.
-
Thank you.
Thank you.
I need a sound effect that says nigger, please. I need something that says nigger so I can press it.
Add it to the work list.
And Jews. I had to put Jews on the thing. Three people on the screen.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Don't you know, pump it up. You've got to pump it up. Let me play nigger music.
I'm feeling niggie.
Thank you.
All right, guys, put one in the chat if I play.
Jamaican...
Drives a bus up Toyota, but for some reason still gets loads of girls, Pondy Island music.
Or I can play like Northern rap.
Northern England rap.
from the Asian mandem.
You know, like the drug dealers of Leicester.
Thank you.
What are we doing?
I'm ready. I got it all.
My playlist is fire.
Thank you.
-
When dads are marked up on the back of feelings that feel a lot, Israel, there we are.
♪ Gaza ♪
♪ ♪
♪
♪
♪ Come back in the same tough pota guy ♪
♪
you make
♪ Everybody know me but me me one ♪ ♪ So I can't stand you ♪
♪ ♪
Alright
We have sex.
I'm out.
If
♪ Keep it a secret boss, my gun make me beat it boss ♪ ♪ My gun make me beat it ♪ ♪ And if my friend comes around right now ♪ ♪ Time to let it pass, my gun make me beat it boss ♪ ♪ My gun make me beat it ♪
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I think I got a haircut.
♪ ♪
Fireblood, guys, if we sell 20,000 today I'll give away two Lambos So don't be a faggot, buy Fireblood
Why not? I'll give away a Lambo a day. I'll give away a Lambo every day for the rest of my life.
So fucking rich.
I'm so fucking rich. Rich people are boring. Don't you guys ever sit and think, aren't rich people boring? If I had loads of money, I'd just go on the internet and give away loads of stuff and just pump loads of coins and just annoy the matrix and just make everyone rich and just be fun. Why are rich people so fucking boring? Hi, I'm Mark Cuban. I have loads of money and I'm a retard. Okay, give us something. No.
Pump some coins. No. Giveaway Lambo. No. What the fuck are you doing with your fucking retard face? Just sitting on Twitter crying for Kamala like a faggot. All these people are boring. Boring.
Boring. Where's the fun?
I'm fun.
Giving away loads of shit is fun.
Pumping loads of coins is fun.
Everyone else is fucking lame.
It's just a prov.
Lamos.
Scared of going to jail. Scared of jail. It's a little bit of jail.
- Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Ah, Super Chats. Let me read the Super Chats.
You Tate brothers are the real G's, love you brothers, about to be qualified for the council. Council is inside of the real world, congratulations brother.
- What flavor is the shisha G?
They all taste the same to me. Trying to stream without me? Do the internet talking without me so you can go to jail without me? How dare you?
You know what? What?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You've copied my t-shirt.
you
whose bicep is
Larger, you know what you've copied my t-shirt, you know what fuck you I
Kind of need my laptop die. Shut the fuck up. I have no fucking way of saying what I'm doing Alright, I'm gonna play the sound on my laptop copy my t-shirt. Fuck you
Thank you.
Thank you.
So one sec. Hello ladies and gentlemen on stream. I am definitely, definitely
Not reading anything you're saying right now. Because I need to log into my iCloud and get the sound to play...
on my devices that are in the house
And then someone needs to bring them to me.
Because that way...
I can...
Shit.
Thank you.
One second.
Somebody bring me my laptop.
Also, check the gym for my second phone.
It's playing a sound.
Okay.
Soon I'll be able to know who's watching me.
What you guys are saying and what your super chats are...
But as of right now, I can't. So I'm basically freestyling it.
Could you please pass me those cigarettes and that lighter? Because you have to get up anyway for me to get up. So it makes more sense.
All right, hide from the stream so no one knows who you are, Yousef.
Nice.
His name is not Yusuf. It's actually... I've made that up as a nickname.
Of course I would never...
Doc's Yousef and say that Yousef is here.
Why would I do that? I mean, he's a friend of mine.
And obviously...
I would hate...
If Yusuf were to get arrested for something or falsely accused of something for being my friend and you know, went to jail that would really suck.
So luckily I'm using a fake name for Yousef.
His real name is...
Yosef.
*slicing*
Nice. Not only my laptop, I've got a black laptop, Marcel. Somewhere, I think it's in the cigar room.
I think it's there.
and I need it.
It's on the table.
I got you, G. Cool. Ah, I can kind of read the chats.
Bill Gates is a faggot. Why is Bill Gates being a faggot?
a part of the stream. So let me get back to the point.
The point is...
We're giving away a Lamborghini. We are giving away...
a Lamborghini.
So I'm going to talk about what it takes to get your first supercar. You know...
My first supercar.
was an Aston Martin Vantage and that supercar cost me £60,000. And it's actually a very funny story. I don't know who knows this and who doesn't.
But essentially, Andrew and I made some money when we were young. This is before the KFC stealing days, by the way. So everyone's like, well, you said you used to steal from KFC, but...
You know, you're bragging about having a supercar before that. My life's been up and down, up and down. Private jets, jail.
I like to do the old switcheroo. You know, I can't stay rich and handsome and free all the time. I like to mix it up a little bit. Long story short...
Andrew and I ran into a little bit of money. We thought we were going to make this money every single month, and we didn't.
but we made 65,000 pounds and we spent the entire amount
On an Aston Martin. Thank you.
and the insurance. And that was the funnest year of my life, trying to find gas money to drive around in a car that I couldn't afford to insure. But it was great because we were two men, 21 and 22 years old.
with our own Aston Martin and it was paid for.
Outright.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Here we go.
Back in the game.
Ha ha ha!
Yeah.
Now I can read Super Chats. Did Andrew just read out all the Super Chats?
You're gonna have to send me new super chats if you want me to answer your fucking questions. But Andrew's getting his hair cut, so I've got to hold it down on stream.
while you guys join the real world and essentially buy tickets to win yourself a Lamborghini. So yeah, the things I had to do.
to buy supercars.
is insane.
So never human trafficked anyone, obviously.
But what I did do...
Was worked for years to buy the Aston Martin, which didn't work out because I ended up selling it because I ran out of money.
And then when I started making money again, it was probably, what, a year and a half, two years of hard work and saving.
to buy a crappier version
of the Lamborghini I'm now giving away for free.
Which I had to buy this Lamborghini too. But you guys...
have a
Instant...
ticket.
to get to supercar level if you're a member of the real world. You see,
I'm quite generous deep down. I don't like anyone knowing that I'm a kind-hearted, generous man, because I kind of like my human trafficker, bad boy reputation.
You know.
If one day I win this case, I'm going to be so upset.
'Cause everyone's gonna be like, "Oh, you were such a nice guy all along." And I'll be like, "Ah, but...
maybe I did it. I'm going to have to lean into it or something. Because I love the bad boy reputation. It's good for me. Makes me seem cool.
And as a cool person.
You know, I don't have to try hard to seem cool, so I can lean on the bad boy rep. When I win the Lambo, I'm going to make a huge fucking party, sending invites to Top G and Top T.
with hoes, boos, and change the plates to unfazed? Well, you have just as much of a chance as anyone else. That answer isn't going to sway me in any direction, but if the answer could sway me,
I'd remind you that Andrew and I do not like hoes and Andrew does not drink booze so
You're talking to the Andrew and Tristan of seven years ago when you say something like that. I hope you're a young man. And you know what? Good luck. I do hope you win it.
I hope you win it, but I'm not coming to your ho party.
I'm not into hoes. I'm into ladies. There's a difference.
When I was a young man, I associated with all types of hoes.
But...
It's not good for my soul. It's not good for my soul. So stay away from the hoes.
No more hoes.
Ladies only.
And I don't actually know, everyone's asking me if I'm really gonna start live streaming my first dates here on Rumble. I don't know if I'm actually going to do that for two reasons. One...
It's none of your fucking business. I don't need nerds out there trying to use my excellent techniques. And two...
Because I don't actually go on many dates because I don't trust people and then I'm gonna get a bunch of girls asking me out Streamers and shit who DM me anyway, just because they want to be on the stream and then because they know it's a date on the stream They're gonna act tough and they're like well, I'm not very interested in you I'm gonna be like well if it wasn't streamed then if you weren't interested in me Then you shouldn't have gone on the fucking date with me in the first place you fucking dumbass however
I'm not sure I'm going to platform opportunists because there's enough opportunists in my world trying to fuck me over every single day. Someone just doing the real world. Nice. How do I point to it this way?
Boom. One, two.
Respect. Lamborghini lottery ticket.
They're Lamborghini Lambo tickets, essentially. They're Lamborghini lottery tickets, essentially. No more hoes. Good. Thanks for following up with the Super Chat. No more hoes. Yeah. No more hoes.
Hoes are, let me explain what hoes are, right?
If you are a professional seasoned fighter... So, I had a relatively good career in the kickboxing realm. Yeah? And in the kickboxing realm, I had 40 something professional fights. I won 30 something of them.
I've never been knocked out cold, but I've certainly had fights stopped because I was getting beaten up. Won some, lost some. Won more than I lost and ended up with the European title. But now I'm an established...
fighter so what you don't do as an established fighter is go to interclubs and interclubs are the lowest level very important by the way very important and respect to all you young men going to interclubs but interclubs are the lowest level of fighting boxing kickboxing whatever it may be because it doesn't go on your record it's not professionally sanctioned and you get three or four gyms to all meet at one gym and you match your fighters off based on weight randomly and you let them fight each other it's very good experience it teaches you a lot and if you're
a serious seasoned professional fighter. The fact that you've done lots of interclubs are very important. Now back to Hoes. What an interclub is to the fighter,
and lots of you train and lots of you who listen to me are out there trying to get better at martial arts so you understand what interclubs are what interclubs are to fighters you know
or what hoes are to serious gentlemen who wish one day to take serious ladies on dates. So you're 21, 22.
You see a girl in a bar. You think she might sleep with you. Go up and talk to her.
Maybe she's fucking drinking. Maybe she's, you know, dressed in a slightly provocative way. Whatever.
They're practice rounds, right? And you have to get the practice rounds in if you're going to be any good. However, when you reach a certain level, it's not...
It's not becoming of a gentleman to be mixing around with hoes anymore.
if that makes sense. So if Alex Pereira
went to South America and entered an interclub, people would be like, what the fuck's this guy doing? He's one of the greatest fucking...
kickboxers, MMA guys that exist on the planet. Why is he at an interclub? This is beneath him. But I'm sure Alex Pereira as a young man did lots of interclubs and lots of crappy non-sanctioned fights, won some, lost some, to get to the level he is today. So no, I do not want to associate with hoes for that very reason.
I am Tristan Tate.
sophisticated gentleman who loves nothing more than the company of a beautiful lady
But that does not mean
I'm out chasing hoes. I am above that.
Thank you.
I lost my grandma last week, but happy to be here. Thank you, Tate's. You actually make the world better. Well, Obsidian993, I hope that you win a fucking Lamborghini today.
And you can drive around on your Trump face Lamborghini. Because that is what your grandma would have wanted. I didn't know your grandma personally. I didn't know her.
Most people listening to this didn't know her, but I just know she'd like to see you behind the wheel in a Lamborghini STO with Trump's face on it. I just have a feeling you're a fan of mine. You're clearly based. Your family are probably good.
Your grandma is probably smart because you're smart enough to watch my live streams. I would really like you to win the Lamborghini because that would be very, very good for you. And in 40 minutes, someone is going to win the Lamborghini.
Thank you.
I tagged you in a lifestyle flex on the real world to prove that my not gay license plate was real. The state of Minnesota tried to take it away and I won. I saw that license plate. Someone showed me it. I missed the chat, but someone actually came out and showed me.
And that's super cool.
I challenge you to a pull-up battle while Spartans are still alive. Well Nikos.
I can do about 12 pull-ups.
I've had shoulder reconstructive surgery and I'm a hundred and ten, a hundred and twelve kilograms. Twelve pull-ups is very respectable for a man of my size. Now let me tell you Nikos, I'm
Why challenging me to anything?
is dumb and why you shouldn't type stuff like that on the internet.
Because it's gay. Because I get it all the time. I get it.
you're Greek, so you're probably smaller than me. Greeks aren't that big. And you're probably built well and you can do a bunch of pull-ups because it just challenged me into a contest. You can do 20, 25, 30 pull-ups. Cool. That's more pull-ups than I can actually do. However,
I can't stand when on the internet, someone says, hey, Tristan. Hey, man, I bet I can drink more Jägermeister than you. Challenge me. And if you, if I win, do this for me. Buy me this. If I win, then shout me out on the stream.
Why?
your wildest imagination.
Do you think?
that I would spend an evening.
with you.
It's not about Jagermeister.
It's not about drinking.
It's about, I only get 365 evenings
in my life 70 something thousand uh sorry per year i get 70 something thousand evenings in my life why the fuck
would I spend
An evening.
Drinking Jagermeister.
With you. I don't fucking know you.
You have to look at the positive versus negative outcomes. Positive outcome for you, you lose. You got to meet Tristan Tate and spend an evening learning from two of the smartest, most influential men on the planet. Good. All right. Glad. Wait, you lost the drinking contest. You win. Then I get to do your stupid dare and buy you something or whatever it is you fucking want from me for challenging me.
to your bullshit in the first place. When? What the fuck do I get? I either...
Lose in a drinking contest, which wouldn't happen, by the way, I would bury you. But let's say I get drunk. Okay, so I either get hangover after hanging around with some guy who could well be a fucking geek all night.
Eww.
Or, I have some drunk geek in my house.
After I've had enough drinks to barely get me tipsy.
Don't challenge me to shit.
Challenge you to pull up the contest. Okay, Nikos, I get it. Are you going to come here? No, you want to come to my house, use my gym. You probably want me to fly you here. And then after the pull-up contest, you're going to be like, oh, let's have a cigar. I don't need you near me.
If I'm going to do a pull-up contest, I'll do a pull-up contest with Andrew or Nigel or someone in my house. I'll probably lose the pull-up contest in the house anyway. Because I'm not built for pull-ups. I'm built for combat.
And if I don't know you and you beat me in a pull-up contest and you start gloating,
I might just tear your head off.
and bury you in a ditch.
So why would you want to come here? Trust me, it's not win-win for you because I'll make it a losing situation, one way or another. I hope you win the Lambo. Cool. Don't challenge me to any dumb shit on stream because it doesn't make any sense. Why would I give you my time?
*sniff*
Hi, I'm unable to post in the Lamborghini submission due to a bug I come across. Section 8, made 100k in the real world business lessons. No, everyone's submitting inside of the Lamborghini room. No one's found a bug. I don't believe you found a bug. I'm not sure that's true.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I want to give you my great-grandfather's ladder. I've been trying to contact you.
Well, my friend,
I don't want your great-grandfather's Lada. You should want your great-grandfather's Lada. Let me explain something to you. I already have a Lada. It's mine. And I like it. I don't like Ladas. And I don't want your grandfather's Lada. I don't want that car. That's...
My car, my red Lada, that I like because it's mine.
Whatever car you have from your great-grandfather, the last thing you should be doing, because it's probably worth what? £24.50, $25.50 maximum. The last thing you should be doing is offering to give that car away. It belonged to your great-grandfather. You should keep it for your great-grandkids. It's a piece of history for them that you could keep. I'm not from the world where I inherited shit from anybody.
My mother's father has a really cheap shit watch that she now has. I guess I'll keep that after my mother one day passes.
I think that will be a meaningful heirloom, even though the watch probably cost less than $100.
Don't offer to give away things like that.
Your grandfather would not want me to have that, Lada. He'd want you to have it.
So fucking keep it.
So do not get in contact with me. I do not want the car. I want my own ladder.
I do not want yours.
Never challenge Tristan because...
Tristan destroyed Brandon. Oh shit, I told the Chinese stories last night. Jesus.
You know what? I was talking to a girl last night, yesterday afternoon, and I was telling her the Chinese stories because she's a bit Chinese herself. And I was telling her all these Chinese stories about Asia and how we told her that everyone's Chinese. And that's when I got on the stream and we started talking about dating. I randomly came out with those China stories. So yes, Rumble have been receiving emails from Chinese people saying that they should ban me from Rumble, but Rumble does not ban people, which is why I'm here. So good luck, my Chinese friends.
you know they're funny and yes i did smash brandon's watch i'm a 19 year old male who wants to join kickboxing but every time i sign up to a gym i see more women than men i want to train with a personal trainer but i can't afford it what should i do
You are talking...
Like a faggot.
You see, I can't afford a personal trainer. You just sent a $20 super chat to me. Now, I don't think you want to be a kickboxer at all.
I think you're lying to me, and I will tell you why. Because there's a certain feeling you get, Hassan Majid, 2005.
of Tristan Tate reading out your super chat on screen. Oh, Tristan ran out my super chat. Okay, that's good. Yeah, you just wait, you spent $20 on that. I'm gonna donate that money to my charity, obviously. So why on earth would you send that to me?
You should be too busy at the kickboxing gym to be sending superchats to people in the first place. If you are serious about being a kickboxer, then you should not be on the Internet sending superchats. Hey, can you give me advice on being a kickboxer? Everyone knows what you have to do to be a kickboxer.
you have to go to the gym and train. There's more women than men. There's more men than women. If you're broke, you have to use your local gym. Use your local gym, get good. If your gym isn't good enough to sustain your talent from then on, then you'll hopefully have some money because you'll be talented, and then you can move gym. Why the fuck would you ask questions on the internet? People do that all the time. Hey, T, I want to become a boxer. What should I do? Well, asking me isn't the fucking right answer, is it? That's a fucking stupid thing to do.
because you know the answer is go to a boxing gym and train fucking boxing. Anyway, Hasan, I hope you win the Lambo.
So you can drive yourself.
to a kickboxing gym that fits your super high standards, which are very weird because you don't know how to kickbox and you have high standards about men and women being in the gym and if the gym's good enough. If you don't know how to fight,
any gym is good enough. If you have no idea how to kickbox, a man who's taken five lessons...
will kickbox better than you. So just go to the fucking gym and train.
Amen.
Hi, I want to leave a gift for you. A special made The Real World hoodie.
It's already in your DMs at PlatformX.
I have lots of DMs on Platform X. And what you're essentially doing is asking for my address. And the hoodie could be a pipe bomb and you could be a Fed. You could be an agent trying to assassinate me. And you are offering me a hoodie. I have hoodies, my friend.
and I have the money to buy,
unlimited hoodies from anywhere I like. I could buy
Dolce & Gabbana hoodies. All of them. Not just one or two. Every hoodie Dolce & Gabbana makes. So you're offering me a hoodie. I like that. But I could also have my merchandise guys make me a real world hoodie.
No, I don't feel like just randomly copying and pasting my address to everyone who has a gift for me. If you find out how, fine. However...
It's just another package that needs scanning for potential pipe bombs because you're going to try and blow my head off. Someone is, and you could be that guy.
This...
is
You know, super chats are in today and keep them coming. Keep them coming. Cause this is actually very entertaining. This one, I don't know where to follow. Like it throws you off. You start reading it. You're like, okay.
Good super chat. And then it takes a random fucking turn.
One way. If you changed countries just so you could take advantage of an amazing financial opportunity, but you don't know the language.
How would you deal with sexual cravings? Would you change country again?
My friend.
You obviously
Speak English.
because you typed
and English.
message.
to me.
If you speak English and you wish
to find a mate or a companion
If you can't,
Country is not your issue.
Being a geek.
is your issue.
being a nerd.
is your issue.
Language.
country
Nothing to do with it. My brother...
used to be a bit of a vagabond, a bit of a ladies man, and he doesn't speak one fucking word of any language that isn't English. Do you think if he was in another country, he'd be like, "Oh, I only speak English.
Guess I have to be celibate.
No.
So your issue here isn't language. Your issue here is being a dork.
And I think you're a dork and I'm guessing that you're a dork.
Sorry, Alex.
Because...
Your name's Alex, and I know it's a dork's name, Alex.
Not to talk to them, otherwise I'd go to jail.
But you must be a geek because you speak English and you're worried about sexual cravings, blah, blah, blah. One, and first and foremost, if you're concentrating on a financial opportunity, sexual cravings should be the last thing on your mind.
Your brain is in control of your hands. You don't have to fucking jerk off and go out and try and find women. You can just not do either of those things and then concentrate on your financial opportunity and do some training. And you know, if you trained enough and made enough money and concentrated on what you're trying to concentrate on, maybe...
the women would come to you. You know, maybe if you were tall and rich and handsome and smart and all the things that you want to be, maybe you wouldn't have to worry about sexual cravings because women would just want to sleep with you.
But no, you're a geek. So don't ask stupid questions.
I know you thought you were going to get some super insightful answer. And I was going to say, yeah, if you want to meet women, you have to do X, Y, and Z.
Don't be a geek.
X's don't.
Why is B-R...
Z is geek.
X, Y, Z.
No peeking.
Not good for you. Not good for ladies. Women don't want to have sex with geeks.
Unfuck yourself, nerd.
Sham1999: "You and Andrew are truly inspiring and I look forward to meeting you guys one day." Well, there's lots of paths to meeting us. Because people do dumb shit like try to show up at my house. "Oh, but this guy took a ski slope to get there. This guy was running to your house. This guy did this to get to your house."
Don't come to my fucking house.
I don't care what you do to get here. Fuck off away from my house. Hey, have you heard about the guy who's using a pogo stick to jump all the way to your house? Ha ha ha. One, he's probably trying to pump a fucking stupid crypto coin. Two, I don't care because my house is my castle and I don't want you at my fucking house unless I invite you.
Because there are lots of different ways to meet me. There really are.
Join the real world, become an exceptional student, make a bunch of money.
Dress well, become smart, level up, go to the gym, maybe get inside the war room. All right, you're a war room member now and the membership paid for itself and the money you made inside of the businesses you started because of the real world.
"All right, now you're in the war room. "Cool, there's an event going on.
In Marbella, there's an event going on. In Miami, there's an event going on. In Bangkok, Tristan and Andrew are going to be there.
show up at the War Room event,
Dress nice, hello, make a good impression, shake my hand, and maybe we'll become friends. You know who became my friend that way?
Fucking Justin Waller.
The current CEO of the War Room is someone else. I'm not going to say his name, but he became my friend that way.
And now he fucking helps run the entire organization.
Loads of people became my friend that way.
And there are lots of different ways to meet me.
But turning up my house is very gay and you didn't say you're gonna turn up at my house. So respect for that. I
But yeah, maybe I will meet you one day. It's not a path that's closed off.
to the world. It's a path that's very much open to... Yusuf, how did I meet you?
Amen.
Join the war room. Now he lives with me full time and is an integral part of my media machine. And
One of my good friends, unless we're playing poker, in which case I just call them racist names.
Which is fair. Right here, buddy. Right here, buddy. So, yeah.
There's lots of ways to meet me. I'm not one of those guys that's inaccessible.
Bye.
Love you, Papa.
I hope you're a chick, Fay Rose.
Because if you're a man...
admin check if that's a girl if it if it's a man kick him out kick him out the stream kick him out the stream
Someone in the chat asked, can I win the Lambo, please?
Can I win the Lambo, please? Yes, you can. Anyone besides Rory can win the Lambo.
What is it, 26 minutes we give the Lambo away?
Henry's still going to be getting his fucking haircut in 26 minutes. What's that countdown for? Is that for announcing the winner?
Cool. And everything's set up in an hour and a half. And everything's set up to pick the winner. And the system's all established. And someone's going to win. Cool. Wonderful.
Peace.
I grew up in a...
orphanage in ukraine odessa and i have no knowledge about my parents and you both taught me a lot of things
George228, your G.
because growing up with no parents in an orphanage in Ukraine is harder than I grew up. And I grew up hard, and I made it here, and I was in a homeless shelter, and everyone knows my...
particular story and my particular struggles. But what you have done to be a guy who's obviously doing all right for himself, could send super chats, you speak English well, growing up in an Odessa orphanage is impressive. So I'm expecting big things from you one day. And I hope one day I'm in a business meeting and I walk into a room when I'm 45 years old and a man says, hi, nice to meet you. My name is George. I was like, hey, George, let's get this fucking over and done with you. But like, you know what? I'm actually that Ukrainian orphan dude who
a table talking business. I'd be like, you know what? I'd be very happy to hear that. So keep winning, bro, because that's not an easy way to grow up. And as you know, a lot of people who grow up in orphanages in the Balkans and this part of the world, Romania, I know, Ukraine, I know, will end up drug addicts and bums and honestly, through less fault of their own than most people who end up there because it's a hard way to grow up. But respect.
Are you and Andrew still choosing businesses from fundraiser.com? My business is blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
If you've already applied on fundraiser.com and your business is good, then I will hear about it shortly. I'll be honest. We've had lots and lots of inquiries.
Not all of them have been gone through. I have real world professors. I have members of the war room. I have myself. I have my brother going through these various ideas, and we've shortlisted a few of them, and you're going to hear back from me very shortly.
Quick, quick. Find in the 10,000 applicants, the guy from... the one from Nick Rourke that says this. I'm not going to do that. So if you've submitted your idea...
It will be read by someone competent and smart who understands business.
And that will get passed to me if it's good. And that will get shortlisted if it's good. And you will get contacted if it's better than that.
Wishing you luck.
Thank you.
*Sigh*
Speaking of family heirlooms, when DCOT was finally forced to return most of your property, did they return your father's watch? No, the cheap watch they took from my safe during the first raid.
has not been returned to me. I can confirm that. All the watches and the haters and the people who don't hate me alike can probably look this up. The watches that were taken the first time my house was robbed have not been returned to me.
But I should hopefully get them back one of these days. I am innocent, so...
My stuff should eventually come back, right? That's the theory. We'll see.
Who wins an arm wrestling contest between all of you in the house?
That's an interesting question.
arm wrestling I don't know
We don't do that. We box instead because arm wrestling is gay.
I'm never going to find someone on the street and say, hey man, you've really pissed me off.
Thank you.
That would be gay. I would say that with my...
I don't know.
It's gay. I don't know. We box instead.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Aisuji Manraj.
Thanks for changing my life. I'm building up my trucking business. Member of the war room.
Cool, G.
I'll see you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I was banned from the real world for sending friend requests. I'm no longer able to get the Lambo. Is there any way to fix this?
No one gets banned for sending friend requests.
People get banned for spamming things. I'm not...
Fucking, I don't know. I'm not Snapchat. I'm not YouTube. I don't ban people for no reason. And I don't do the banning myself.
I will say that my...
Admins are very capable people and they're not into cancel culture. So I don't think you got banned for sending a friend request. No, I completely completely don't believe you. I
because that's not the way that we work. In fact, I don't believe you so much that I'm not going to look into that. Admins, if you read that super chat, he put his real world name in it. Don't look into it, please, because I trust you, because everyone who works for the real world is based as fuck.
Obviously.
Denver base 30303. Should I date her? I'm 37. Most girls checklist six foot six figures, etc. She's 36 gorgeous treats my king.
promiscuous past her brother's uh her past bothers me but i respect the honesty denver bro
I don't know what to tell you.
If
It's going to make you happy, dare. If it's not going to make you happy, don't dare.
If her past bothers you, is going to upset you,
Don't take her.
If you're if you're if you could overlook it and you think you'd be happy you see you trust her there I don't know you
And I don't know her.
you might be a geek you might be lucky to meet a woman like that she might be below your standards you might be the man this is a super chat bro it's a purple box that popped up on my screen i have no idea who either of you two are i have a rule in life that i don't spend time with people who i find it a chore
to meet in the first place or to be around. Being around is fine, but if I sit around and I'm like, "This person wants to see me," I'm like, "Ugh."
This person wants to see me. I'll cut them off. If she's asking you, "Hey man, I want to see you." And you're like, "Yeah, I could. I can't wait to see her." Then go and fucking see her. What are you gonna do? Sit at home and jerk off instead?
But if you're thinking, "Oh, no, I don't really want to see this girl because of X, Y, and Z,"
then don't do it. I don't know what to tell you.
I can't be the legal arbiter of your little moral dilemma, but I wish you luck.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hey, Mr. Tate, my mother just died and I have no money for rent. This is my last money.
What do I do? Nick494 with a $10 super chat.
Why would you ask me with your last $10?
I don't think you understand this.
This is, you're looking for success porn. You're looking for me, Tristan Tate, giving you, Nick, advice and it's gonna fire you up and it's gonna... There are probably close to 10
billion, quazillion hours of myself and my brother talking online about how to overcome hardships, about how to overcome being broke, about how to make money, about how to do X, about how to do Y, about how to do Z. Why would you ask me personally in such a short super chat with no details of your life? What should you do? What country do you live in? What are your skills? Don't send me more super
the internet and is everywhere and you make that decision for yourself. That's what I would say to you.
Because I don't know. How do you make money? I don't know. What are you good at?
I can't say be a kickboxer if you've got no arms and legs, can I?
I don't know who you are, Nick. I don't know where you live. I don't know what your skill sets are.
But,
If you're trying to make money and you want to make money, the real world is a fantastic platform. And if I believed that that ten dollars was your last money, I'd give you free access. But that would also make you ineligible to win the Lambo and also
I don't believe that that $10, I don't believe that your bank balance just went from 10 to 0.
And if it did,
Don't do that because sure, people less fortunate than you are going to win because I'm going to use this money to fund tape pledge.
But...
Still, last $10.00.
Should have bought dinner.
Enjoy having sleep for dinner. You ever had sleep for dinner, Yusuf?
Yeah.
Sleep for dinner. You're hungry.
Nothing to do about it.
Go to sleep instead of eat. It's a good system. I mean, you wake up feeling... You don't feel as hungry when you wake up. It's a good system. Wheelchair guy. Hi. I joined the real world because...
of a guy you helped who's a quadriplegic. I am too. And I'd like to say thank you for keeping on fighting. For inspiring me to keep on fighting. Well, wheelchair guy, you're fucking awesome. And yes, you were talking about the guy, the, the, no, no, no. Ah, you got something wrong. You said...
I helped a guy who's a quadriplegic.
I did not help him.
he helped himself. What I did was I built
Certain tools which he got access to which he credits for helping him and
He helped himself. I did not help him. I did not even find out his name until he was already a success story. So I wish you the best of luck. I hope you can repeat his success. I hope that your story gets out there and the whole world sees it so the mainstream media could continue to call the real world some sort of fucking scam, even though it's not.
when there are literal people who are quadriplegics who are running successful online businesses and funding luxury lifestyles because of the things that we teach inside the school. So I hope that you become a success story too, bro. And, um,
you know, make yourself known. Obviously DMing me doesn't work, but if you do well and you're winning inside the real world, make yourself known by all means. And I'll happily conduct an interview with you and, uh,
speak to you about your success, but I wish you the best of luck and I'll pray for you, bro.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
To all the young guys in the real world, I want to pass on the best piece of advice I ever received. The definition of remarriage is when hope triumphs over common sense, don't do it.
Thank you.
I don't know why I'm reading that out.
Some people get remarried and they're perfectly happy.
obviously didn't work out for you. You know, don't let being burned yourself burn everyone around you. I have lots of regrets in life and I've done lots of things wrong and I've made a bunch of mistakes. However, the chances I took to make those mistakes...
I would never advise people not to do.
because for them,
the chance may pull off. For them, the chance may work out better than it worked out for me. They might find themselves in a situation where they are happy because they took a chance that I took and I became sad because of. So yeah, I don't think that's very good advice. I mean, it could be. Certainly for you. You fucked up. Skill issue.
It's a list.
Would you ever come back to America? Money1239m. I love the United States.
I really do. And I would love to come back.
However,
Amen.
I also like...
private jets. And if my private jet was being flown,
by a chimpanzee who was high on methamphetamines.
I would not get on the private jet. Why?
Comfortable seats, great drinks, that'd be fun. However,
Yeah.
Bad things are going to happen. So it's all about who's the captain of this private jet. Who's flying my jet. So as you could tell from the Lamborghini I'm giving away.
You know who I want in the driver's seat. You know who I want to be the captain of the ship. You know who I want to be in charge of the United States. And give it a year of a Trump presidency when America is safer, cleaner, better, lawfare is abolished, I will happily visit the United States. However, if you're going to put a chimpanzee with methamphetamines in the cockpit, I don't want to go there.
And I will not go there until the country unfucks itself. But this...
might be such a fuck up that it never unfucks itself from the fuckery that fucks it in the fucking first place.
So...
Yeah, I'll come back.
Vote Trump. Let's do it. I'll be back in Donald Trump's America.
The American Dream.
ah so here we go i'll fight you and your brother two versus one for a chance to show this that i could do this with tape pledge blah blah blah also i'm 59 kilos i will kill you
And I just explained how these type of challenges are stupid. I'm not flying your 59 kilo ass to my house so I could tear your fucking head off and catch a fucking murder charge. You'll leave my house black and blue. That didn't work out. Oh, they're not going to post it online. Oh, hello, please. I'll go beat it up at the Tate house. Oh, please help me.
You get five. The Loverage Leverage. Ban him from the chat, please, admins. Please ban this guy. Please ban him. I just explained how stupid this was. The Loverage.
The Love Ridge...
leverage
Please ban him. You, sir, are banned. I've just won the fight.
You thought you challenged me to a fight? I have won. Because you are banned.
Forever permaban, please.
Stay away from my streams, you 59 kilogram.
Geek.
Hey Gs, just want to thank you guys in the real world. My brother and myself are both students and we're doing everything we can to get into the war room, make it to the top G status.
That's cool, JKTP Hind.
That's super cool is Andrew calling me?
Yeah, I'm busy.
What are you calling me for?
What the fuck do you want?
You're a faggot.
you
Thank you.
Did you hear what he said?
Amen.
Did anyone hear?
I think he said you're the best brother ever. I couldn't hear him very well. I think he said Tristan, you're rocking the fucking show. 4,000 people have joined since you took over from me because I'm a bit of a geek.
I'm shy, I'm nervous, I can't stream. You're the handsome one, you're the smart one, you're the insightful one.
I'm just a guy who screams insults. Tristan, thank you for taking over. No chat. He didn't call me a faggot. You misheard.
You misheard.
He did not say that.
You're lying.
I'm gonna start banning everyone from the chat. So I have zero viewers. You're all banned.
Hey Tristan, been working hard in the real world, going to college full time, also working. I had a child at 16, now I'm 19. Thanks for reminding me that there's no way out besides hard work.
There is no way out besides hard work.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Elliot the G, once shouting out Mr. Elliot, tell them that Elliot the G is a G, okay?
L-E-S-G.
I'm above average wrestler, which martial arts I train next? Boxing, boxing, always train boxing, always train boxing. If you have no hands, you can't fight. If you have no hands, you cannot fight. If you can wrestle and you can't punch, you can't fight. If you can do taekwondo kicks and you can't punch, you can't fight. If you can't punch, you can't fight. Learn to punch.
Woo!
So what I'm thinking of doing
is a special segment of the show. I've actually been playing this for a while, Yusuf. Do you remember when I wrote this segment? It's actually amazing. I call it,
Tristan silently smokes a cigarette. This is what I'm thinking of doing. And I was thinking of doing this for a while because when that loser Don Lemon
started streaming on YouTube. My plan was to stream on Rumble at the same time Don Lemon streamed, and say nothing, just smoke cigarettes, and get more views than him, because he's obviously
A fucking loser. So do I bring in, before I read more Super Chats, my Tristan Tate smokes a cigarette in silence segment? I think I might.
I think I might. Let me just get ready for this. Let me get prepared.
I've practiced this. I've been practicing for a while.
I'll move the microphone over here, even though it makes no sense.
Here we go. Ha ha ha. The imagery. Ladies and gentlemen...
Please enjoy.
The best three minutes of streaming history.
you're ever going to see.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
*deep breath*
I know his views are going up and not down.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Mmmmmmm
- Yes.
Music?
That's not how this segment works, Yusuf. We've been over this!
Thank you.
Thank you.
The best thing about this is I know I'm on the big screen TV in my main house.
And Luke and Nigel are sitting there watching me.
Enjoy the show, faggots.
You could never pull something like this off.
All these views.
Smoking away.
saying nothing insightful. In fact,
I might just start saying things that mean nothing during my smoking segment.
Thank you.
SIGHS
Yusuf, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
No.
Are you aware that diamonds are forever?
Thank you.
*Sigh*
How many kids would a kidnapper nap if a kidnapper could nap kids?
23.
Thank you.
*Sigh*
Nice.
*sniff*
*Sigh*
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Are you aware that the sun never sets on the Tate Empire?
Yes.
Thank you.
everywhere in the world where there is daylight.
There is a young man
out for a run.
doing push-ups.
training.
working.
driving a supercar.
The sun.
Never since.
And there's only one time zone, UTT.
Exactly.
Thank you.
If a tree falls in the woods...
and no one's around to hear it.
Does it make a sound?
No.
Thank you.
*Sigh*
I am up 2,000 viewers.
That's the secret.
Thank you.
Streamers take note.
Thank you.
Thank you.
*deep breath*
Oh, it's been five minutes, has it?
It's interesting. You know how you count to five on your hand?
He's got five fingers. You do it like this.
Ready?
That's how.
Thank you.
*Sigh*
Thank you.
Two and a half thousand viewers up.
Fucking amazing Look at all the real world signs Look at all the people trying to win the Lambo
Fucking killing it. Andrew's sitting here with this fucking stupid grin on his face. Hey guys, let me tell you something funny. I'm Andrew Tate. Women can't drive and I'm a misogynist.
I just chill.
I just chill.
Why have I gained four and a half thousand viewers?
Andrew's sitting around telling his little fucking jokes. His little fucking beard. Thinking he's fucking smart calling me.
Thinking he's fucking funny.
This is how you build a stream up, guys.
That's the magic right here. The talisman magic.
Thank you.
You can't comprehend Andrew.
I know this sound is going out in my main house, and Andrew, you are a faggot, and you cannot compete with me.
with my skills. I'm Mr. Producer.
Fucking shit is what you are.
useless
and you're streaming shit.
because you're a load of wankers.
Everyone's signing up during the Lambo giveaway.
I've gone from 17,000 to 24,000 live viewers.
This is how it's done.
This is professionalism.
You don't know shit.
Thank you.
Okay.
*Sigh*
Ooh, yeah. Fuck yeah.
Look at those numbers. If I smoked seven cigarettes, I could become the world's biggest stream. I want everyone watching this stream to promise your friends it's the best thing ever and they shouldn't miss it.
and to share it on x and
every platform, Instagram, whatever, and tell them to join the stream immediately because it's super urgent.
so they can watch me.
finish my cigarette.
Thank you.
Thank you.
*deep breath*
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Amen.
*Sigh*
Oh, I'm not done.
Thank you.
One in the chat if I should smoke another cigarette. Two in the chat if I should start talking.
Thank you.
One, one, one.
Come on.
Thank you.
Well, I'm going to give the audience what they want.
Let's go!
27,000 live viewers.
I had 17 when I started smoking. Or 18. I've gained 10,000 live viewers. Tell your friends they don't want to miss this. Tell them to jump on the stream immediately. Tell them it's the best. I don't do bots. I'm not one of these losers who streams on gay platforms like Kik. I don't bot my viewers. It's all legit. It's all organic. Tristan Tate smoking a cigarette. Promise your friends. Share it now. Insta, Facebook, X.
So you don't want to miss the next five minutes of Tristan's stream. It's going to be super profound.
I think we're ready.
to turn this up a notch.
with cigarette number two.
Thank you.
Will I cross 30,000 live viewers?
I'm ready.
Are you ready at home?
Cigarettes right here. Are you ready?
on Built Different.
I'll show you a thing or two about fucking streaming.
The Elon Musk...
Rocket Liar.
I actually have a lot to say.
about Elon Musk's recent landing of his giant rockets, but I'm not going to say it. You know why I'm not going to say it?
Do you want me to tell you why I'm not going to say it? Because I'm too busy.
smoking.
My cigarette.
Hey Tristan, what are your views on...
Don't ask me my views.
When I was talking about profound important things, I had 17,000 live viewers. I just crossed 28.
I'm doing real streaming.
I'm getting real numbers done. Yes, we're giving away Lambo to every Real World member. Join the Real World right now.
I see you signing up here. I'm giving away a Lambo. But now the action of the stream starts. Ladies and gentlemen, if you've just joined the stream, if you followed the link on Instagram or Facebook or X because your friend has promised you the most exciting five minutes in streaming history, you are in for a fucking treat!
Ready?
Let's go!
*slice*
Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Fuck yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
*Sigh*
I really turned this off. I might check my phone.
*breath*
You were not lied to by your friends.
I know you were mesmerized.
You're mesmerized.
Greatest stream.
of all time.
And for all of you who post my clips online, I appreciate it. I would like you to take the 30, 40 seconds that I go without talking and just smoking my cigarette.
and post it please.
Tag me. I'll repost.
Thank you.
*Sigh*
You said this is what winning looks like
Can any of those kick faggots do this? Probably not even allowed to smoke on kick.
Oh yeah, red cake.
Fuck off.
Rumble, number one.
I'll stream on Rumble to the end of time.
I'd rather eat a plate of human shit than change streaming platforms.
Freedom to smoke. Freedom to make Chinese jokes.
Nice.
Thank you.
Do I know any Chinese jokes?
Why don't you use a Chinese phone book?
Because there's so many wings and so many wongs, you might accidentally wing the wong
*laughs*
*
- Do I know any more Chinese jokes?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Do I know any more Chinese jokes?
Thank you.
SIGHS
I think that might be the only Chinese joke I know.
Anyway, telling jokes defeats the purpose of this segment.
Very important segment.
It's a lot you can learn.
How to look cool while smoking. Tristan Tate. Original lesson.
Thank you.
*Sigh*
Thank you.
Thank you.
What has more chins than Lizzo? Chinese phone book.
Thank you.
*crying*
Straight face, gotta be cool.
Thank you.
Thank you.
-
Thank you.
I did actually once try to hire
a large Chinese man.
to work for me as my
Bodyguard.
Because I read a book
A John Gardner action book with a bad guy.
Thank you.
had a
Chinese bodyguard named Bonebender Ding.
And I thought, that's a cool name.
So maybe I should find a giant Chinese orphan and raise him to be my bodyguard.
I name him Bonebender Ding.
I think the book was called
Broken Claw.
Read it. Broken Claw by John Gardner.
recommendation, good book.
Bonebender ding.
He's a tough guy.
like me.
Thank you.
*Sigh*
Everyone doing this dumb shit on stream to try and gain viewers.
Let me jump over a car. Let me...
You're geeks.
Cigarette.
Build a different t-shirt.
Lamborghini giveaway.
It's all I need.
Someone in the chat.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha-ching.
That's not bad.
all right i hope you enjoyed that segment now that i have got everyone watching
27,000 of you watching
A thousand of you should join and try and enter the Lamborghini giveaway. Any member of the real world who isn't Rory can win.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Let me see.
Where was I on my superchats?
Thank you.
If I win the Lambo, please sell it and give the money to Take Pledge.
No.
If you win the Lambo, you sell it and do good things with the money.
Tape Pledge does not take money from people who want to give $500,000 to it, because I have $500,000 and I'm going to do Tape Pledge anyway. I use the Super Chats to help fund Tape Pledge, just so that when you ask me questions, you know I'm not...
personally.
profiting from them. And I like to do good in the world because that is my main prerogative in life. Now that I've done enough for myself and my family, I like to do good for other people. So if you win,
You sell it and go and give all the money to people who deserve it. Orphans, kids, I would say homeless people, but depends where you live. In America, homeless people usually kind of deserve it.
They just want to be homeless. It's a lifestyle choice.
Brutchill1234 says, Hi Tristan.
Oh, you spelled my name wrong. Okay, I'm not reading your question.
Tristan.
With an A.
Not an eye.
Braccio1234, you've squandered your chance to have me read your question.
It's quite a good one as well, but I'm ignoring you for spelling my name wrong. I'm a self-employed electrician in the States, 25 years old. If I'm earning a good income, do you still recommend the real world? There are businessmen who are making two, three hundred K turnover who have 10X, not 10X, three or four X their turnover of their business from the lessons inside the real world. There's certainly information in there that you can benefit from. Hey, brothers, thanks for everything. Seraph Ali, you're welcome. I don't know what I did for you, but you're welcome anyway. What do you think about Churchill? Was he good or bad overall?
you
Are you trying to get me into trouble?
you
Sar Nicholas. Okay, well, base name.
I like the name. I once tried to buy Sir Nicholas II's cigarette case and I lost at auction. So, that's a cool name. So, I'm going to answer your question without answering your question.
Good or bad are very subjective. And I'm not going to talk about Churchill or World War II, because I do not wish to be assassinated or get put back in jail for whatever reasons. What do I think about Churchill? Was he good or bad overall? Let me talk about Nikolai Ceausescu, the communist dictator of Romania. Was he good or bad overall?
You know...
You have good people with bad ideas and bad people with good ideas.
Many such cases exist in the world.
And Nicolae Ceausescu subscribed to a very bad idea, which was that communism works and communism can function. Now, it's 2024, of course we know communism doesn't work. But he came to power in the 50s and 60s, and he was a member of the Romanian Communist Party, and he thought communism worked. So, he was a good man with a bad idea.
was a good person with very bad ideas. So a lot of Romanians lived in poverty. A lot of Romanians were hungry because this man had this bad idea in his brain, which was communism. Now, does that mean he's a bad person? No, because he loved his country and he was looking out for what he thought were his country's best interests. So you could take that answer and copy and paste it onto people like Churchill, if you like, because...
I don't necessarily think he was a bad person. I think he had many bad ideas. Lots of people from that time period, 1930 to 1950, were good people with bad ideas and bad people with good ideas. And the lines are very blurry. I know that, you know, after wars are won and when history is written, it's very easy to draw absolute lines and say, this person did nothing good. This person did nothing bad. This person's a saint. That person's a sinner. But...
Everything in terms of
history and historical context has a extremely gray, there's a gray version of it that's very true and usually comes out much later than those events happened. Was Julius Caesar great? Maybe.
but not if you were Pompey.
You thought he was the enemy of the state, but he won the war.
Not if you were from Germania, because he murdered your family.
Do we look back at him as a great man? Sure. But if you were a Germanic man just trying to live your fucking life in Germania, and you wanted to be left to fuck alone, and Julius Caesar shows up and murders you...
you don't think he was a good person. So it's always varying shades of gray and the closer a historical
event takes place, the harder they try and draw the lines. Putin bad, Zelensky good.
Not true.
And that's happening right now. 100 years ago, 80 years ago, World War II, Churchill good, this person bad. Is Churchill good or bad? I don't know.
Was Wilt Chamberlain better than Churchill?
Maybe.
Tricky question.
Do your own research.
I started to go to the gym because I was...
370 pounds. I've lost 70 pounds. I'm now 300. Grew up with a single mom. Did door-to-door sales. Good for you, Robert 2003. Good for you. You've lost 70 pounds. 300 pounds. You're still probably a bit of a fat ass, but you're on the right direction.
It's cool.
I was once broke and I started making money. Here I was still a brokey.
but I was on the right trajectory
To become as rich and handsome as I now am. Not that being rich has anything to do with handsome. Well, it kind of does.
Kind of does.
Let's not go into that.
"How would you feel if someone gifted your first Lambo? Wouldn't it take away the pride of getting one without help?"
No. No. I think that good things and that I've had strokes of fortune bestowed upon me
massive strokes of fortune that I can't even quantify in terms of monetary value. I was born with a brother named Andrew.
That's a stroke of fortune.
Sometimes he's a dick, but it is what it is. So fortunate things happen to people in life. And, you know, if you do the right thing and you get rewarded or if you do a smart thing and you get rewarded, you deserve it. If I made a stupid challenge and I said, whoever could drink the most Red Bulls gets a Lambo and 50 of you died of heart attacks and I gave away a Lambo, that'd be me doing the wrong thing and all of you idiots doing the wrong thing to get it.
That's the way a lot of competitions work. Hey, I'm going to give away a prize to whoever could do this dumb thing for the longest. You see it on the internet all the time. No, join the real world. It's a great application. It's a great community. It's the world's largest university in terms of financial literacy that exists online, despite the matrix attacks. So yeah, you're doing the right thing. You deserve to be rewarded. Good luck to whoever drives that Lambo.
Hi Tristan, can you call my friend Luke V a slur for not being in the real world?
No Dylan.
I look forward to Luke making me my McDonald's sandwich and washing my car in the future. People like Luke are very important.
on Earth. So no, I'm not going to call him a slur.
And if he's your friend, you shouldn't want me to call him a slur. I swear on the Bible that I have an urgent message about the war in my country, Lebanon. Please check your account.
from El Messenger. I have lots of accounts from people in Lebanon. And I help people in Lebanon already. I don't respond to DMs asking for money because it's very easy to twist a current world event and say, "Hi, I'm from this country. Please give me money."
If you've seen me give money to Gaza, which I've given a lot to, and you send me a message, hi, I'm in Gaza, give me money.
Thank you.
I don't know if you're from Gaza. This is the point. If I see a man and I've seen them online.
Guy named Mohammed mainly really good guy who's doing good work in Gaza. I reached out to him and I said hey brother I've seen your work. It's great stuff
God's on your side. Can I help you at all? And I help him massively. But that when, because people see me help him, lots of people who aren't from Gaza are DMing me, hey, I'm in Gaza, give me money. So.
You swear on the Bible that you have an urgent message. You might be an atheist. I don't know who you are. I don't know if you're in trouble. If you are in Lebanon, may God help you. And maybe some of the charity that I do there will assist you. But no, I will not respond to your DM and give you money. I won't.
for obvious reasons because if I do that a hundred people from India, Nigeria, fucking America, everywhere in the world can send me the same message and benefit. And I don't trust people on the internet that much because I am not a sucker
Can we win the Lambo even if you don't have a driving license yet? Well, sure. Someone's gonna fucking win it. I don't care if you got a license.
I didn't ask if you got a fucking license.
And I'm not saying drive without a license.
But I'm not saying that you wouldn't be cool if you did that.
Thank you.
Obviously,
You would win, hence why I put my weight as a satire, and it wasn't a real challenge, I appreciate what you do. Yeah, cool, but...
But why say it? That's the guy who challenged me to a fight earlier. He's got a different account. Your old account's still banned. I went to an antique shop and found an old Romanian book about chess. I bought it just to give to you. I'm from Iași.
Again, if you somehow get the book to me, congratulations. If not, it might be a pipe bomb.
This is for the kids. Shout out to the Tates, Justin Waller, Myron, The Real World for making me better every day.
I don't want the Lambo. I'll get one myself. You might win.
but I suspect you'll get one yourself anyway. You seem to be doing well for yourself. Yeah, Jay Waller, Myron, shout out Fresh and Fit.
*bwaww*
My niggers. Oh my god, you said nigger. This is rumble. Rumble. I'm half black. I can say nigger if I want.
Rumble's good.
Rumble doesn't ban people, especially black people, for using the M word. You know, my dad is as black as Drake's dad. And my mom is whiter than Jake. Sorry, is as white as Drake's mom.
in terms of skin tone.
And he says nigger in every fucking song. What, it's because his hair is curly?
I'm just as black as him.
I can use that word. I'm a member of the African American community whether you like it or not.
Bonjour, Tristan. I would love to dub your lessons into other languages.
I'll prove you conquered the internet. Merci beaucoup.
Louis.
Well, Louis, my friend, do it. I don't care what you do.
Dub it into other languages.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I love history and I want to learn as much as possible. Can you suggest a reliable history source? Books and books written in the past. I would not read a history book written today. I don't think it would be as accurate because I think things written today all have agendas behind them. Whereas there are really great books on the history of the ancient world written in the 1970s, 80s, 90s.
There is no new history.
only knew historians.
Remember that. Find a book about a time period, the Romans. I mean, the Victorians wrote history books about the Romans.
But by all means, read a book that was written in the 1950s about events that happened thousands of years ago. And you'll get a version of those that isn't skewed.
by modern day Newthink.
And I would absolutely...
Recommend.
reading history books if you want to know about history but the older the book the less not the more accurate but the less skewed by today's
You would put a megaphone on the roof at an LGBTQ feminist conversation and say,
Get out your dicks and go and vote.
Why are you killing babies? Don't be skank. Bye, Daddy. Well, that would be kind of cool.
Andrew coming back? Oh, you can't do the sheesh pipe. I missed you, Andrew.
Thank you.
Thank you.
you
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
if you do that with the lambo feel free i mean you probably have committed some kind of hate crime and that's nothing to do with me but they'll probably arrest me because it's the lambo that i gave you that's fine
Can you do a Christian gospel cigar night? You know what? No, I can't. But I'm trying to encourage Bailey.
To do them.
Bailey's Bible Daily.
I feel like Bailey has a lot to say about the Bible that he wants to share with the world. So I think he should definitely do that.
The real world banned me and I need to get back in so I can win the Lambo. Would you want to be back in?
If the Lambo wasn't up for grabs, that's a question.
"Do I ban people unfairly from the real world?" is another question.
And the answer to both of those questions
Okay.
is fuck off, I guess.
Ann Ann is asking for unbiased search engines to learn history. Well, don't use search engines, because search engines are no good. Wikipedia's quite good.
By the way, if you want to learn how the Battle of Austerlitz went down, what the sides are, what the losses were, how the battle was conducted.
Don't watch the movie Napoleon.
By God, don't watch that movie. It's terrible. But yeah, Wikipedia has good breakdowns when it comes to individual battles. The reasoning behind them can be skewed by modern day new thing. But Wikipedia is old school, you know, old school internet nerds are sitting there editing it. The fake news agenda would rather use the MSM and try and influence the MSM. But what they won't do is go and edit Wikipedia. So yeah, Wikipedia is actually quite decent. I would definitely advise reading Wikipedia when it comes to individual conflicts and individual battles. The details
better than you'll find almost anywhere else.
"Hi, can I challenge you to the Red Bull Challenge? Do you listen?"
to anything I say,
Clearly, you do not.
You drink as many Red Bulls as you want in your house, I'll drink as many Red Bulls as I want in my house. And the challenge is who's richer in 10 years?
Boom. You're on.
Hey, a few months back there was news about the real world token.
Yeah, the real world token is going to be tied to shares of the real world and you're going to get profits in real time. Yes, the real world token is coming. However, we are making sure everything is fully SEC protected.
Regulated?
And everything's going to be great. And the real world token is definitely coming. And no real world token that exists on Solana or ETH, TRW, whatever. None of them are real.
Don't invest in them. They're all just made by scammers.
When it comes, you will know because it will be on my page.
Just wanted to donate. God bless you guys. Well, God bless you too.
Goodbye.
My name is Mikhail Malik. I joined the real world late September. I've been working hard inside. I'm in engineering. Since my parents want me to do that, do you recommend me balancing my day? Okay, how do I recommend you balancing your day? You're trying to study engineering. You're inside the real world.
What I would do is I would cut out sleep.
Sleep.
Hoes.
drinking,
anything unnecessary cut out and then do what you need to do to get further in the world by all means don't stop studying engineering and by all means do not give up inside the real world
Would you ever do an emergency meeting with the real world professors?
You may or may not know this. If you Google Tristan Arno
podcast.
It's now.
live to everybody, but inside of the business mastery world,
room, you were the first ones to see and get access to a real world podcast where I sat down with one of the professors, me and Arno sat here.
drinking champagne, exchange stories, exchange lessons about business. And it was really, really good.
And I hope Arno comes back one of these days and we can do another one. But it will always be a lower audience because it will be exclusively inside of the real world first.
A couple months later,
it will be released to the rest of the world. But yes, that already exists. And I do already do it. Keep in mind,
I speak with these professors basically every day. We're in the group chats every single day to make sure that you guys are getting the best possible experience and the best possible
the best possible product and learning experience and results. So I do speak with them every single day. And I will probably speak to them every single day for the rest of my life, because the real world is not going anywhere.
Ever.
ever.
Let me refresh my page.
Thank you.
"Ha ha ha, I've lost my place in the Superchats.
Been screwed over. It's all Andrew's fault.
Alden Velik. "Hi, Tristan. I just joined the IT college in Bosnia. Very cheap. However, I just started making money in the real world and I hate college. Don't know if I should drop out or not."
What do you think is best for you?
Bosnians have a warrior spirit, bro. Stick with college and also stick inside the real world. Cover both bases. Give up sleep, like I said.
And respect to Bosnia.
Of course.
Thank you.
Eat, sleep.
Jim Repeat says, "I joined the real world after wanting to see it with my own eyes, your content and your messages, rather than believing the mainstream media. Respect. I'm not your typical real world student, but I've learned so much.
Thank you, Tate Bros.
You know, information and knowledge and learning is all about the delivery mechanism. Some idiot
who works for the fucking, probably BBC, I don't know, was like, a lot of the information in the real world, for example, how to set up an Amazon web store, a lot of the information's readily available online.
No. A teacher who makes millions running Amazon Web stores and e-commerce.
isn't readily available online to talk to all day and answer your fucking questions.
Two, I made a very pertinent point.
when discussing this dork, because I didn't speak to the dork directly, I said, well,
If you wanted to study quantum physics and get a master's degree in quantum physics,
Is all of that information not readily available online?
If you want to know history,
Is all of that information not readily available online?
Fuck off. That's a stupid thing to say. Because the men who write the books that teach me history have a compendious way of delivering the information to me in an entertaining and exciting way in a way that I understand in a way that keeps me engaged.
One, everything inside the real world is not readily available online because we have the crypto professors, the crypto room, you learn about different projects that Andrew and I are backing, etc. before the rest of the world. So no, it's not readily available online. But besides that, it's not just about what's available online and what isn't. It's about the delivery mechanism for the information and the real world is the single best delivery mechanism of information.
for people who want to make money in the real world.
I know I'm so funny
That pun was so epic.
And so savage that none of you will ever financially recover from that.
Amen.
Aloha from Hawaii hope to win the Lambo and rip it around Waikiki.
I hope you win it too.
I hope you win it.
Thank you.
Will there be other payment methods regarding Fireblood?
Like PayPal. PayPal was invented by a great man. But PayPal, because it's part of the matrix, may as well be called Gay Pal today. Gaypal.com. Where you meet other gay people who want to do gay shit with money. That's what PayPal is. So no, there will not be PayPal probably because even if I wanted to introduce PayPal and make PayPal a thing...
It wouldn't work because they just banned me. So why the fuck would I implement PayPal? Why would I give PayPal millions of dollars worth of business by letting it process payments for my stuff when one day it's just going to fucking cancel me and ban me? That would be gay. And I am not a gay pal. I don't have gay pals.
So no, PayPal could fuck off. See it as a test. Fireblood is the best supplement that exists. You only need one supplement if you have Fireblood. We have our payment options. We have crypto in different ways you could buy it. If you're too incompetent to navigate my payment mechanisms, which I've set up.
then I guess
have fun being gay, have fun being weak, have fun being poor, have fun being all of these things that I said, because you don't deserve to use the amazing.
supplement that is fireblood.
One second.
looking to visit Eastern Europe in the future post and seller 96
Poland's always a good shout. Poland, Hungary, Belarus, Russia, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Romania.
any of the former Yugoslav nations
you'll have a good time. Eastern Europe's basically all good. Some countries are a bit run down.
Moldova, Bit Rundown, sorry.
you know,
Whatever.
Don't get offended, Moldovans. It's your government's fault.
They should stay pro-Russian and not pro-Western. Shouldn't have said that. Whoops.
However, you'd be much more prosperous if you were.
Join the real world or you're a faggot on the roof. You may not be a faggot on the roof, but you're certainly not going to win any fucking Lamborghini.
That is true.
What's the oldest car you own?
And which two-door car is the hardest to have sex with? My way of having sex in cars actually is very unique. It's very cool. What I do is, beautiful woman, me in a car, maybe a small car, maybe a Bugatti or a Lambo or a McLaren. What I do is I just drive to the nearest five-star hotel at maximum speeds and then get a suite because I'm not broke.
So yeah.
Sex and cars is for teenagers who maybe don't have any place to go. I get it, but no, when you're as rich as me.
Why do that? Doesn't make any sense. And the oldest car I own, Bolo Classics, I imagine you like classic cars, is a 1963 Aston Martin DB5 with 700 kilometers on the clock.
from when it was rebuilt many years ago. It's supposed to be in museums. It's supposed to be in storage. It's supposed to be on display. And I am going to fucking drive it everywhere and tire skid it and drift it around corners because that's what the people who built the DB5 designed it for. That's exactly why it was designed.
Ah, hello.
Thank you.
"We follow each other on X. I just wanted to thank you, Andrew, and your team for your incredible work.
Scott.
SF7 Scott Friar, yes, I do know that I do follow your next. Where's Andrew? He was just here a second ago.
The fuck is he?
Thank you.
Amen.
Sending the children money.
Mike Sicoli, thank you very much.
The libs will cry when you get your STO. Good. Someone's got to get the STO. Trumpagini tour. Trumpagini tour.
Thank you.
Do it.
Do it in California. Win some votes.
I loved your T1 comic. Look forward to the SDO giveaway. Best of luck to everyone. Thank you, Jabster. I hope you're referring to Jab as in Jab Jab and not Jab as in...
the jab that you can't talk about online.
Without getting cancelled.
I mean, I don't get cancelled. The COVID jab's a scam.
by the way.
I'm losing my voice.
Losing my voice
Thank you.
Losing my voice. Yeah, punching jabs. No COVID jabs is the way. Ah, welcome back, Andy.
Where's the, where's my mic mute?
button.
I think I fucking know. I don't know anything other than you're Mr. Producer. Mr. Producer!
Make some bed shows!
Can you hear me? Is my mic muted?
Thank you.
I think it is.
Yeah, I'll go fix that.
Well, I'm going to go eat because I haven't eaten all day. I've been here for an hour. You're sick. You ain't going nowhere. You're staying here. The food's coming here. We're eating on stream.
Fuck you! Fuck you! Cunt. You're not going anywhere. Nice to meet you, it's Bork. You're not going anywhere, it's still a giveaway.
Where the fuck you going?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Is that working now?
I think so.
Yeah, it's good. Cool.
It's a movie.
Cool, check on the Whoopi.
And then...
Tay, I'll message you, yeah? Let me message you now.
Hi guys!
Right.
Thank you.
you
Thank you.
- Yeah.
Thank you.
Okay.
Bye.
Thank you.
Right!
Thank you.
It's a very, very exciting day. Lots is going on.
So...
just finished a legal call I'm gonna get my food I'm gonna get my shisha and
We're going to give away a Lamborghini.
We've got lots of exciting things. Do we have the timer for here?
I want a timer here.
I want a three minute timer.
that I can run in the background.
And that is a you problem.
Cool.
*click*
Right, so the fun starts in about 27 minutes.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Mm-hmm.
Guys, I get so many messages So many messages Thousands of messages a day from people I want to talk to you, I want to do business I want to do a podcast, I want to suck you off Just endless, just fucking Bitches and fucking money And people are like, hey I'll give you a million dollars If you mention my fucking shit product I'm like, no, I won't sell shit to my fans Fuck you
It's a million dollars, don't care. What's a million? Nothing.
Fuck you.
My sanity is not for sale My soul is not for sale I didn't even sell to the Matrix for 50M You think I'm going to sell your trash for one? Get the fuck out of here
Get the fuck out of here. Everyone's always begging me to do something. Andrew, you're so famous and important. Please. Fuck you.
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Fuck you. Fuck you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
So write me right inside of the real world, tell all the students to come online and come watch the stream.
Boom.
now
you
Okay.
I've got so much good news up my sleeve. You guys have no idea how much good news is on the horizon. But you know what happens with good news?
You can't say it all at once because then it loses its potency. If I say all at once all the good news about all the amazing things that are coming...
Everyone will be like, cool, but I have to do like some good news today, some good news tomorrow, some good news. So I have like 10 good news things that I'm trying to save. Most people have no good news to give you. I have 10 good news things to give you people, but I just have to stagger it so that you pay attention because you all have TikTok brain.
If I told you you've got a million dollars and a new house and a new Lamborghini and a new girlfriend and you're going on holiday.
At once, you'd be like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What the fuck? When? Where am I going? Who's this bitch?
But if I say, here's a new bitch and you fuck her a while. And then I say, now you get to go on holiday with this bitch. You're like, oh, cool. And then when you come home, here's a house.
Gotta stagger it out, you know?
So you guys got to just...
Wait.
It's uptober. Didn't I promise you would be a fun month admit this month has been fun.
And we're only halfway through.
I promised you it would be fun.
And it is fun.
So...
For that reason,
We're going to keep it fun.
I
Let me load up.
Blah, blah, blah.
blah blah blah blah blah
We're going to keep it all fun.
Connect to the speaker because I'll have fun now.
Why is this not working?
Thank you.
Reach me.
*Sigh*
♪ Don't wanna know my story ♪
♪ Close your eyes, it gets gory ♪ ♪ This lifestyle was meant for me ♪
The shit that I did was the shit that I done. Ain't nobody done the shit before me. S as in team, I was running with it.
You know, the more dangerous England gets, the more I want to just move back and be with the mandem and the gangsters.
See all these stabbings, I'm like, yeah, fucking, I'm going back, I'm top G, fucking run the streets, Pond Road, try rob me, just miss the action, you know, might start moving weight just for something to do.
Beat this case, bust this case, start selling drugs. Why? Why not, bro? It's just... it's the black in me. It's the thing. We just... need some fucking action, you know? What am I gonna do? Sit around being rich with fucking girls? Boring! Andrew, you're a billionaire. Why did you sell coke? You know?
Same reason why human trafficked, it was funny.
Thank you
Steak he's bringing me, yeah?
Cool. Need my dinner.
I haven't even had time to eat. I'm so busy giving you niggas money. I'm so busy giving away money. I ain't got time to fucking eat. Do legal calls while getting a haircut. I ain't got time to fucking nut. Bros, I control.
Good thing I'm built different.
- It's really not--
- Check.
So much freedom when you shoot.
♪ Aim for that man ♪ ♪ Don't care about that, got your ass in the street ♪ ♪ Just try to kick the whole kick ♪ ♪ So you know that it's big time ♪
Thank you.
you
you
♪
Yes.
You got salt?
Salt and hot sauce, please.
*knock knock*
Thanks.
I only eat once a day.
So I don't like to miss it.
Play videos of me being cool as fuck.
But keep me on the screen. But just like show me how cool I am.
♪ I can make you mine ♪ ♪ But I love you plus I never make you mine ♪ ♪ I always love and lose my life ♪ ♪ If you barely know then I'm a-spinning ♪ ♪ I feel like I could love you every day ♪ ♪ I'm dancing with the money I don't pay ♪ ♪ For your love I go there ♪
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I'm fucking cool
Man cool
Look at that. Look at all them cars. Bacardi.
Shisha Cigars beating people up. Famous people traveling around, driving around. People trafficking. Bitches, bitches, bitches.
diamond watchers, sand buggies, shooting guns.
Thank you.
Private jet emerald watch. Aikido.
I'll make you yours tonight
McLaren, Lambeau.
Bust up a nigger.
More hoes, bust someone up again, more guns, more baguettes, tiger fucking tug of war, private jet full of girls, shakes, bears, war room. Bro, I am so fucking cool.
Who else is as cool as me? Nobody.
Nobody's as cool as me.
♪ I want to be with you ♪
It's very important you have pepper on your food if you want to fuck girls. Okay, go back to... Yeah, one more, one more, one more, one more. One more, one more. One more.
you
you
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you
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Thank you.
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I'm so cool.
It's very important you have pepper on your food.
And I have ridiculous amounts of hot sauce. Everything I eat, it doesn't matter if it's steak or rice or bread, all taste of hot sauce. It's all a hot sauce on everything. But
It's very important you have pepper. Lots of people have salt without pepper.
And I was once
after a training, went to dinner with Amir.
and we're eating after training. I said, Can you pass the salt and he passed me the salt and the pepper.
And I put salt on. He says, why not pepper?
So I don't know, it's Jamaican food already has flavor. I don't really need pepper. I just need salt.
And he said, how are you going to fuck all those girls without pepper?
And I sat and I thought about it and I was like,
You're right.
How am I going to fuck all these girls with no pepper?
Ever since, if I put on salt, I put on pepper.
Bye.
Life advice. If you see a person putting salt on without pepper, they ain't fucking.
Keep that in mind when you hang out with your little loser friends.
Your little mate Steve.
Hi, I'm Steve.
Can I have the salt?
Pass him the pepper too. Watch him not use it, pussyhole.
Steve ain't fucking...
Steve ain't fucking nobody. Steve's gay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Steve is gay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
What's funny is I'm so famous and influential that pepper sales will now spike globally.
Thank you.
Pepper companies owe me money.
Name a pepper company.
Who are these niggers?
Pirifan. Pirifan Pepper.
You better fucking pay me.
you
I like it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Global Pepper Sales.
Okay.
Chili pepper. I'm just eating a whole chili covered in hot sauce because...
I love you.
Thank you.
- Wow, that's actually very spicy.
Ahem.
Maybe a fry will fix it.
Thank you.
Zucchini.
Thank you.
Ahem
Zucchinis and bikinis.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
More fries?
Unpopular opinion.
Anyone who got the COVID vaccine for free burger and fries deserves a heart attack.
Wait for that to get out. That's what the BBC are going to say then.
Andrew Tate, world famous misogynist, who is currently fighting a case for human trafficking in Romania, on his live stream on Rumble was saying that people deserve heart attacks for taking the COVID vaccination in return for getting free fries and burger.
Thank you.
You call that right?
You got that right, niggers.
I said it.
I fucking said it
Thank you.
I don't care.
anymore.
- Okay.
I love it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Just the steak left.
*crying*
Thank you.
Thank you.
Good morning.
Thank you.
Bye.
- Yeah.
Thank you.
*slurp*
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Cool.
14 minutes.
Until we begin.
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We smoke up the next woman out there.
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♪ Non-stop, oh yeah, here we do what we already done ♪
I'll tell you when.
♪ I'm into your work, wanna give me talk show ♪ ♪ I know I already done it, I know ♪ ♪ I know I already done it, I know ♪ ♪ Livin' life, we livin' life, we livin' ♪
Oh, yeah.
We got these out.
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♪ Certainly wish they get a love kiss ♪ ♪ It'll come for a try ♪
Bring more cold water, please.
And a hot coffee.
Wait, this one's hot. Is that one cold?
Okay.
you
you
Boy, I'm a...
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Living like we're
living
life we're living.
♪ Watch this, I do not do these out loud ♪
The end's on me.
I don't know.
♪ You don't tell me what time I need to get close ♪
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- Are you really gonna do your thing like this?
♪ Hey, you're going to get in the bias and the generosity ♪
♪ In the light, venemos, nabos picante nos ♪
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Thank you.
Okay.
- I'm gonna put the end of it.
I'm the animal.
I'm the whitey, don't need ladies
♪ Y'all know I'm ready now, yeah ♪
Nice.
♪ I will have ♪
Mmm.
Thank you.
you
you
you
Bye.
you
you
Thank you.
you
you
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Power in the holes, come back last time that I check.
how they sound
Adrenaline.
I was being sad, I'ma kill him.
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♪ Playing no games with you niggas ♪ ♪ Pop plus switch lanes on you niggas ♪ ♪ Duh ♪ ♪ I laid down the game for you niggas ♪ ♪ Taught you how to charge more ♪ ♪ Than what they paid for you niggas ♪ ♪ Own the whole thing for you niggas ♪ ♪ Reinvest double up then explain for you niggas ♪ ♪ It gotta be love ♪ ♪ Run the city it gotta be good ♪ ♪ It's for the pieces I took off the monopoly board ♪ ♪ Yeah y'all niggas false claims it gotta be fraud ♪ ♪ Just keep the hood up out your mouth ♪ ♪ For you gotta be charged ♪ ♪ Now double up ♪ ♪ Triple up nigga what ♪
Don't know
radio to do my take my tribe every level that I cost in this game like state lines it was visionary either I'm genius are you making scary maybe it's both in this balance I deliver daily for every nigga in these streets I feed the babies single mamas working hard not to miss a payment and dirty money get washed on road to statements black owners in this game of power for racists young niggas in the set that's doing it makes shit about the garage side you end up in jail just how you end up in jail 9 minutes I don't get tristan in here
I'll take a photo, send it back to go finish legal calls. Then the fun begins.
It was no smut on my rep last time that I checked. I was selling zones in the set. Make a quarter mil, no sweat last time that I checked. I'm the street's voice out west. Legendary self-made progress last time that I checked. First you get the money, the respect. Then the power and the hoes come next. Last time that I checked. I got the front and the back.
We on the way and that's a fact this is the same crap where everybody wanna act pro black the last lie you heard
And all they do is play the game till it's game over. And you be giving game like a big brother mission. Never let them take it from us. Last time that I checked, it was five chains on my neck. It was no smut on my rep. Last time that I checked, I was selling zones in the set. Made a quarter mil, no sweat. Last time that I checked, I'm the street's voice out west. Legendary self-made progress. Last time that I checked, first you get the money, the respect. Then the power and the hoes come next. Last time that I checked.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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♪ Baby I'm right here ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ On the line I'll put it all ♪ ♪ Baby anytime you call ♪ ♪ I'll be right there ♪ ♪ I'll be right there yeah ♪ ♪ Come to me ♪ ♪ Let me whisper sweet kisses in your ear ♪
♪ Cha ♪ ♪ And I'll take you near ♪ ♪ And you already know where I'm from ♪
guys get your fire blood don't be faggots the hero top t.com slash fire blood brand new formula brand
I'm strong something about you
I just so
♪ I need nobody else ♪ ♪ If something should happen to you 'cause of me ♪ ♪ I swear I'll lose myself ♪ ♪ Me, her, let me ♪ ♪ Was with sweet kisses in your dreams ♪ ♪ I told y'all ♪ ♪ I'll take you either ♪ ♪ And you're right to know what I'm about ♪ ♪ Baby, don't let me take you ♪ ♪ Sending her, I'ma take you ♪ ♪ I'm out of super bar with my coffee ♪
boring
Name something fun you do ever.
I make music. Your song's shit. And you're a cunt.
I'm an actor. You're gay.
♪ Now maybe I cry ♪
I just so cry, yeah.
I'm just so arrived, yeah. I'm in this Netflix series, You're Gay.
♪ I'm the little body of a human ♪
I will stand by you so clear the way I make with cards I know true.
Four minutes.
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♪ Below the radar ♪
♪ Run away from the hack ♪
life
♪ Even the black man can see my stripes ♪
I just.
Oh my God.
♪ I'm so way right ♪
♪ No, no, no, no, no, no ♪
- I'm getting a new one.
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♪ We will never ♪
♪ No, no, no, no, no, no ♪
Yeah.
We should have a notification on the screen.
buys fireblood every time someone joins the real world it would just be the whole time so people realize that they're a loser if they're not part of the revolution
Let's get the Fireblood one done and the real world so that it's just non-stop so people can realize they're a dipshit. In fact, not even Fireblood, anything from TopG.com. They bought Fireblood, they bought the gangster chain, the fucking built different t-shirt, anything just the whole chat, the whole thing that just needs to be, you're a dipshit if you're not part of the revolution.
There is nothing that will piss off the kind of people you hate, because I know you already hate them because you watch me, more than wearing a built different t-shirt.
I'm just saying, yeah, I bought this from topg.com. He's a misogynist. Oh, really? He's a misogynist. Tell me your opinion. Well, I think quiet female.
Don't care. Sandwich, please. Fuck out of here.
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Lawyers, legal court cases, blah, blah.
And we're doing a way after this, right?
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Unfair advantage is the stream I do only to the students of the real world. And I want to give them some inside information. You know I said I had 10
Good pieces of good news.
I let the students inside the real world know one of the pieces of good news before everyone else knows the pieces of good news. So after this, I'll do a stream specifically to the school.
and tell everyone one of the pieces of good news. But I have 10 pieces of good news loaded. I don't think I'm even going to fit them all in October.
Which is annoying, because this is the best month ever.
And it's gonna drag on and it might just be an amazing year. And you're just gonna have to get over it. It's gonna be cool October, November, December. Everything's gonna be fun the whole time.
So you're just gonna have to get the fuck over it and stop being a pussy. You're gonna have to man up for the first time in your life.
♪ I'm a man, I'm a black boy, the cash shop, the stocks up, the bodies non-stop drop ♪
You take.
country series.
Amen.
♪ Everybody come back from school ♪
Thank you.
♪ Fuck them Johnny Bulls ♪
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♪ The point is ♪
♪ Feet in them Italian jeans ♪
♪ Black fly, keep on my bell in my club ♪ ♪ Keep on remember the shout out, you bet you ready ♪
How you good at my thoughts, more than I've ever been? I ain't listening to B-Drum, I'm mixing
- What are you doing to me?
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♪ Dirty behavior ♪ ♪ No tell me about no man ♪ ♪ Some style with them no half ♪
- Yes, sir.
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♪ Black Friday, come to build up a black ♪
We're giving away a Lamborghini any minute now Put the Lamborghini on the TV We're gonna give away the Lamborghini any minute now
On this show, it's being given away.
But it won't happen the way you think it's going to happen.
Nothing ever does.
Mm.
You know, whenever you, anyone who ever thinks they've worked me out, hasn't worked me out. I keep everyone on their toes. That's just how I work. It's never as straightforward as it's supposed to be. You know?
this
So if you want a chance of getting the Lambo, you better join the real world right now. Right now, you're running out of time.
Because the winner has not yet been selected. I'm doing highly advanced super Aikido to pull all this off. Highly advanced super Aikido.
Something that you only learn after 4 ,000 years of Top Wudang. I studied as adept number one. I've actually saved the human race on multiple occasions.
destroy earth. And while you were all asleep or jerking off, I went up there and dealt with them. Me. By myself. Just me. With my Aikido. And nobody even says thank you. They just fucking attack me in the media, put me in jail. No one's even thankful for anything.
Ungrateful. Ungrateful.
Also, if you join the real world now, you get to see the Unfair Advantage announcement, which is also something very important that you guys are going to want to see. So it's not just a chance for the Lambo. You also get to see the second half of this stream.
You don't want to miss that.
Plus you get to learn how to make money online. Let's not forget you also get to make some fucking money for the first time in your life, like stop eating a dipshit and a brokie for the first time ever. Wouldn't that be nice?
♪ Now scream it out, oh yeah ♪ ♪ Who needs some real love in their life ♪ ♪ Come on and wave from side to side ♪ ♪ Now we're all the sexy girls ♪ ♪ We're all the girls ♪ ♪ All around the world ♪ ♪ We wanna get to know you ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ ♪ Girls, we're all around the world ♪
you
Right, we're just waiting for tea now. Tristan's probably on the phone. Yeah, well, I think.
I put it on mute and I ignore it. Andrew, we're talking about your life. You might go jail for 10 years. Boring. Boring.
Who cares? Put me in jail. I'll have a great time. I don't care. Boring.
Gay. Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah. Boring. Don't care. Don't care.
And they try and make me care. You're 10 years in the worst jail in Europe. Boring!
I'm Bill Differin. I'll have a great time. I'll wear a Bill Differin t -shirt and walk around in my flip flops and go to the gym. I don't care.
So it's fine.
We just want to
♪ We're calling out ♪ ♪ We're calling out ♪ ♪ New York, we're calling out ♪ ♪ MRA, we're calling out ♪ ♪ New York, we're calling out ♪ ♪ We wanna know you ♪ ♪ We're calling out ♪
♪ Oh yeah ♪
♪ I'd give anything to never be late ♪
He said, "Few minutes."
♪ I need to know you ♪
Who else is giving away Lamborghinis? Nobody.
This halt is a man's ass in here.
All the Top G orders are popping up on my laptop and I can't see them on the screen there and it's upsetting me. Everyone should know how much fireblood is going out the door. How many men are going to be stronger than you? If you saw how many men are going to be stronger than you, you'd fucking get some fireblood. It's like fireblood, fireblood, fireblood, fireblood, fireblood. And you're going to sit there with no fireblood and eat what? Donuts. And go to Pornhub.com and type in tranny porn. Tranny, midget, gangbang. And you wonder why you stay a fucking loser.
Up your fucking game.
I want it on the screen next time.
Hmm.
If I change camera does it fuck with the overlays?
Red circle. Oh, it's their song. I don't know. They're working. Cool.
Yeah.
♪ Happy get you girl ♪ ♪ You really rock my world ♪ ♪ Rock my world ♪ ♪ Happy get you girl ♪ ♪ Me look the way you twist and you a twirl ♪ ♪ Girl ♪ ♪ I say ♪ ♪ I say ♪ ♪ Sexy daughter ♪ ♪ Walk through grass and look lovely ♪ ♪ One day ♪ ♪ Girl I'm gonna make you mine ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ As long as the sun shines ♪ ♪ One day ♪ ♪ Girl, I'm gonna make you mine ♪ Let me send this to my black bitches, 'cause they like this kind of shit. One second. ♪ There's no end to life on time ♪ ♪ Sun is cooling down ♪ I like the black girls who are white girls' personality. I don't like them sassy.
Black girl power, but like white girl, like...
I'm the colonizer here.
One day is Columbus Day.
Bitch. Welcome to civilization. You want gunpowder to the dome? We want to suck this.
I'm funny. I'm super funny. They hate me, but it's hard to... How can you hate... How can you listen to my stuff and be like, Oh my God. Christopher Columbus turned up. You couldn't handle his smoke. And you got shot. That's how the world works. Get over it. It was forever ago.
girl i'm gonna make you mine
♪ One day, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ - When the BBC was printing every racist thing I said, I started saying racist things on every stream.
You guys don't understand my genius.
You're probably thinking, why is Andrew racist all the time? Why does he keep saying nigger? Let me tell you why. Because when I first said something racist as a joke, they put it in the BBC and made a big story of it. So instead of backing down, I did what I do when I fight. If you hit me with a good shot, I come at you harder.
That's who I am. So I thought, fuck it. They want to print when I'm racist. I'll be racist every fucking day. Now what are you going to do? Unlimited free PR. Thanks. So I started being so racist that they gave up.
Yes.
So now when I'm racist, I don't say anything anymore. They're like, oh, 55,000th time we can't print that Andrew said a racist thing. Because all he does now is say racist things on every stream. I win.
This is for you.
I out racism them. The only way out is through I charged at the gunfire and
And I win. So now it could be as racist as they want. They don't even mention it.
If I would have stopped, I couldn't be making racist jokes without them doing it again.
and say Andrew's terrible. But now they're just like, oh, fucking this guy.
We've tried the slander, he doesn't care We've told everyone he's terrible, he doesn't care
We've told everyone he's dangerous. We've tried to put him in jail. He just doesn't care.
It's gone a little different.
Bye.
*sad music*
*whistling*
*whistling*
Sorry for the slight delay in programming.
It's of course Tristan's fault.
Bye.
Thank you.
But we're starting any second now. Any second now, his big fucking 110 kilo stupid ass is going to walk in the door and sit down. Mr. Fucking haircut.
He's gonna sit down with his stupid fucking haircut.
after copying my t-shirt. That's what he's going to do.
Thank you.
Mr. Haircuts and coming any minute now
I'm following you.
girl.
We'll be right back.
Boy, you got a bad baby in your...
♪ We got many towns in the other side ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm moving down like it is ♪
- Six.
♪ I can't stand no ♪ ♪ Do what I do ♪ ♪ Look your ass ♪ ♪ Whoa ♪ ♪ These hoes with size don't need a ♪
no sadness
So I'll give you all an update. One of the pieces of good news. I'm trying to do the SEC paperwork.
For the real world token, because I don't want to give half a product. I want you to be able to buy the real world token and get paid
Based on the profits of the school. So all of the students get paid for going to school. So you don't sign up and pay money. You actually sign up, get some of the token and the token pays you. That's what I'm trying to do. But I also have to incorporate daddy and real nigger tape. So it's a lot of Aikido and tokenomics and legal precedent. But if anyone can do it, it's me.
So I've spent a lot of money on lawyers, two, three million so far, but we're going to get it done. It's going to be the biggest project in history. And I'm going to be dancing on a yacht somewhere. Oh, Mr. Fucking haircut.
I heard you. You're on the TV in the main house. Show us your haircut.
I was coming out to pour myself a drink.
Why do you have a drink?
Because in fact, this is a world exclusive. You ready this you can't try it is the prototype of
for a new product coming soon
Talisman Tequila.
♪ That's the end ♪
That's all I'm saying for right now.
So you're drinking tequila on the stream? Fuck off!
Fine. Right!
Let's all...
You have a one or two minute countdown. Let's get started.
Thank you.
Pump it up I'm giving away the Lambo
We're giving away a lot of things.
Right. Two minutes. Let's get this out.
Nah, nah, nah. I'll say when.
Today's like a game show.
But it's my version.
Okay.
♪ Watch out ♪
♪ The shots from the city ♪
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♪ From your yalga to your krablo ♪ ♪ Wula wula wula wula wula wula ♪ ♪ In the right for you ♪ ♪ Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on ♪
We need this screen. Put this over to your side so you can see the screen in the background. And you'll have to record the ting. What the fuck you talking about? Put it there, on your other side. So that you can see the screen.
I'm sorry.
And the whiteboard is just on camera, yeah, that'll do.
Give me the cloth to clean the thing. I'll explain it all because of course you have no idea what's going on.
Let's go, I write their names here. - Shh, trust my genius.
♪ You come out ♪
Right! Show's gonna begin. So, ladies and gentlemen. Tell his man tequila coming soon. No one cares about your tequila. Tell his man tequila coming soon.
Show's gonna begin, so...
We have a lot of people to speak to today.
We have a few special guests.
And basically...
Because I'm me.
Yeah.
Everything is a big surprise.
so we're gonna start with one of our special guys just remember to know the Chinese joke
You remember the Chinese joke? Tell it.
I was telling Chinese jokes earlier and I forgot all the Chinese jokes.
But now I just remembered one.
Go on then.
A black man, a white man and a Chinese man are washed up on a desert island.
They don't know what to do, so they all decide to split up and go their own ways. The white man says, "Okay, I'm gonna build a shelter."
Black man, can you please go get some food?
And Chinese man, you're in charge of the supplies. They split up.
Black man goes...
Two, three hours, catching some fish somehow.
Comes back to his shelter the white man has built.
The white man's like, "Well, I've done with the shelter."
You got some food, this is really cool. Hey, where's the Chinese man?
They're like, I don't know. They assume something bad happened to him.
They sleep in the shelter, they eat the food, the next morning they wake up and they say, you know what, we need to at least go and look for him because I feel kind of bad.
So they're walking
Through this desert island not knowing what's going to come out around the corner. And suddenly the Chinese man jumps out of nowhere. Supplies!
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supplies in it.
*whistling*
I'll say Chinese jokes are I forgot him until he said it's a surprise I was like I remembered one I
Andrew doesn't get it. Right, so here we are. It's time to get this show on the road. So let's pump it up Let's give this shit away. It's a game show
We're going to pump it all up.
So the first thing we're gonna do is we're gonna talk to we've selected some students from the real world and
And we're going to talk to them live on stream.
And we're going to let them all talk to you.
That's what we're going to do.
So I'm not going to say their names or anything.
and they can give away whatever personal information you want to give about themselves. But the first thing we're going to do is we're going to talk to some students of the real world. If you're not in the real world,
Then you're a dipshit and you're missing out on life-changing opportunities to make money and earn prizes.
But you know all this. We've been telling you this forever. So if you're not inside the real world, you don't deserve anything. Fuck you.
- Okay.
Until the second I say, if you join the real world, you still stand a chance.
of getting a Lamborghini.
But because of the Aikido that has to be done
I'm probably going to give away two.
It's not easy.
All right. And I'll explain it all afterwards. In the unfair...
advantage, which you're going to watch if you're a student of the real world. So it's actually two Lamborghinis being given away. It's very complicated to be me.
But basically, if you buy the real world at any point during this stream, you still are going to get a Lambo. You have a chance of getting a Lamborghini, which means you should join. It's not being a fucking dipshit. Plus, you have a chance of making, not a chance, you have a certainty to make money online, which is very important. So the first thing we're going to do.
is gonna talk.
to one of our students
remotely
We're gonna put him on the screen. It's the first time I've ever spoken to him ever.
I have no idea what this person's like.
So we're going to talk to him. We're going to see.
Oh, I have to put headphones on.
Cool.
Ready?
We've chosen some students in the room. We're going to talk to this guy. Ready, steady, cook. Let's go.
Hello, sir. Can you hear me?
Hey, how are you? I'm pretty good. How are you? Very, very anxious. Don't be anxious.
We're having fun.
Absolutely. So you're a student of the real world, yeah?
Yes, I'm still in the real world. Tell everyone your short story. Tell everyone what it's like being inside the school. Just talk to everybody a little bit.
Yeah, so I joined the school about two or three years ago.
And to tell the truth, I really didn't take it that seriously.
Um,
I watched a lot of the lessons, but I never put in the hard work.
This past year I've had a good amount of time on my hands to really start digging into the courses and learning.
And for the first time ever, I've actually been able to start making money.
So, um...
God bless.
Well, money makes the world go around and that's fantastic. And you sound American, but you're not in America right now, if I understand. You're somewhere else.
No, I'm not. So I'm actually in the military and currently we're deployed overseas. So
And the time it takes and the time that I do have, I do spend in the real world on top of what we're doing overseas.
Well, we're very, very glad to have you as a student, sir. And I love your haircut.
The top G haircut There you go It's much better than your Mr. Fucking Haircut here Mr. Hair Gel
Bag it Real men shave their heads So I've got good news and bad news for you
Which one do you want first?
I'm going to assume I have to do some pushups, huh? No, no, no. I mean, you're probably pretty good at them, considering you're in the military. But also, you're a real-world student. So I'm sure you're very good at pushups, because we push that all the time. But I've got good news and bad news. And I'm going to give you the bad news first.
- Okay. - You did not win the Lamborghini.
Okay. That's the bad news.
That's not bad news.
The good news is...
Well, I like that you said that's not bad news. That's a good attitude. Tell me why that's not bad news.
So so ultimately,
I'm very, very thankful for this opportunity just to be on this podcast.
But at the end of the day, I am a student of the real world. I'm making money.
So as much as I do want to win the Lamborghini, I believe in myself. I think I can buy one.
you know, for myself, it's a
points.
I'll buy a better one. 100% you'll buy one for yourself. There's no doubt about it.
So I love that attitude. I certainly love it. Now it's time for the good news.
Okay.
Is he lagging? Can you hear us?
No, I can hear you. Good. Now it's time for the good news.
Your connection's a little bit bad, but I hope you can hear me. So the good news is...
We're going to give you
money
Quite a lot of it.
Because you came second place.
in the competition. You're the runner up.
but I like for you to earn your money.
I don't want it to be too easy.
So you're going to have to earn it.
So what we're going to do.
is we're gonna put on a three minute timer.
And you have three minutes.
to convince people to join the real world. And every single person who signs up
is gonna end up being money for you.
And we're going to send you the money at the end of the stream.
So you have three minutes to convince everyone that the real world is the best investment they can make. And every time a notification pops up, Tristan will write a mark on this board. And that will translate exactly to direct money we give to you.
Okay, how much for sign up?
I don't know.
We'll make it up at the end. So. No, no, no. I think I feel like we should give an amount first.
300 bucks. Don't be a faggot. A grand.
Okay, well there's two already.
Go! Put the three minutes up. You got three minutes. Go! Three. Three. Okay, absolutely. So there's not much more I can talk about than what Andrew and Tristan have already began talking about already about the real world.
But absolutely, the professors are amazing, right? They give the lessons there. The tools are there for you to succeed.
And it's completely up to you about how much hard work and discipline you're able to put into the school.
I will say that I don't think it's echoed enough. Is the most important thing about the real world is actually your friends and your brothers that are inside the real world that you meet.
um god bless i've met a lot of them and you know even during my time overseas
I've got friends back home and a lot of them don't even message me, "Hey, how you doing?"
or what's going on in your life. But certainly if I don't log into the real world every day,
I've got one of my brothers inside there keeping up with me and asking how I am. Do you log in every single day?
I do. I do every day that I can. But there's certainly days that I could put in more work. What would you say to people who say that the communities run by me and Andrew are toxic and dangerous and teach people bad ideas? Because let's talk about how good the community is. What would you say to those naysayers, to those detractors?
Well, there's nothing really to say because some people are just hopefully lost, right? They just want attention. And eventually they're, I mean, you can't help them.
So it's, it's, you really just need to communicate to the people who are coachable, who are going to listen. You actually want to make money to put in the discipline and hard work to get it.
Yeah, some people, I mean, in life, if you're a man, you have to deserve it. You have to earn it. Nothing's free.
You have to work your ass off. That's how things work. And the real world, we get that opportunity. So what is, would you say your favorite campus or what campus did you think really opened your eyes? It's quite, it's quite easily the Stocks Campus, right? That's, that's where I make my money. I'm in the futures chat every day. I have a lot of good brothers inside of there. And with the Stocks Campus, your business is, you can grow it unimaginably, right? So...
It doesn't, I mean, you can start, you start small, but you can grow it as much as you want.
So easily, I mean, that's the best campus, but I mean, they're all great campuses.
They all have their own niches.
At some point, again, joining the council is great because you get to network not only with people,
or on the same track as you,
who have the same mindset, but also people who are now successful.
And
their, those little niches.
Well, yeah, talk about the council You've got 45 seconds, explain what the council is
Yeah, so the council is kind of like a...
It's kind of you have to prove yourself to be in the council, right? So there's a higher level of responsibility.
students and conversations going on within it. So really it's all about networking.
You talk a lot about the war room and how important it is to join the war room because of the networking, but you can find that inside the real world. And that's exactly what you find inside the council, right? It's a higher niche of students that are willing to learn and help each other.
And that's how things, it's a meritocracy and the council's for the best of the best of the real world. And we're glad you're in it, sir. Absolutely. And there's a chance I might not be in front of you right now if I didn't join the council.
Join.
Congratulations. Count it up. How much is that? $14,000. One more came. Give it, make it $15,000. Alright, $15,000. We're rounding it up. $15,000 on your way, sir. Congratulations. No, no, no, no.
no no no 16 17. no no no yeah add two more 16 17. these people join while you're talking 18 18 000 is on your way stop being
A fucking stinge.
What? I'm doing the numbers. It's 18. Yes.
But.
We need to think of something that he can double it with.
What could he double it with?
He is military, I'd say. Push-ups are easy. He's going to fucking smoke push-ups, bro. They're not easy.
No? That's not military pushups. That's what you say when you're good at shit. That's what I say. No, no, military pushups. Oh, you know, I don't want to fight, and then I just kick the shit out of them.
Alright 50 real pushups No no no no
General knowledge.
General knowledge is who gives a shit about Jeopardy? All right. How about this? No, no, no. I want 50 real pushups and we're going to double what's 18 times to 36, 50 real pushups to give him 36 grand.
Done. Really? If one is a fuck up,
You don't get the money. You're from the military. You know how to do this. 50 real push-ups is easy. I can do 50 real push-ups, and I'm an old man. Yeah.
Let's go. 50 real push-ups and you get $36,000.
Let's do it.
You got a call. Woo! Let me play Pump It Up to give you power. Let me play Pump It Up.
Pump it up, we'll give you the energy you need to pull this off.
Pump it up. You good?
Looks good. Looks good.
Let's go
Those are real push-ups man's push-ups fire blood push-ups push-ups the real men do now we're fucking talking
Looks like me in jail bald head endless push-ups
♪ Every Saturday night ♪ ♪ On your favorite radio ♪ ♪ And the party's jumping, yeah ♪ ♪ And the vibe is so strong ♪ - That's good, that's good, good. - Let's go, pump it up! Pump it up! - 18 grams on the line, 18 grams on the line! - Pump it up! - How many is that? ♪ Don't you know ♪ - A few more.
Come on, pump it up!
almost there nice listen sir we're sending you 36 grand at the end of this stream the Lambo winner hasn't been chosen yet anyone who wants a chance to win the Lamborghini quickly join the real world you still tend a chance you did fantastic sir we're proud of you well done for your service I look
after this stream and get your money paid. Thanks again.
36 G's. 36 ,000 dollars for the veteran. Respect. Oh, active serviceman. Not even a veteran yet. Active serviceman just won 36 ,000 dollars and he came second runner up.
So you have his details, Edmund? Everyone's got details? Yeah, we'll get it all done. Cool. Put the screen on me and Andrew.
Cool.
$36,000. And he's going to post it on X, etc., etc.
We're the best people ever. This is the best game show ever. I love this. It's the Tate game show. We're helping out people. People who help themselves. I was saying this.
People who do the right thing. Someone said, "Oh, Lambo for free. Is that not negating the hard work?" No.
Being rewarded for doing the right thing.
is always noble and is always
God's decision. You're doing the right thing. You're inside the good community. You're in the real world. You're watching the stream. You deserve your $36,000. You're on the right path. Respect. That's why you have to be inside the real world. Not only do you learn how to make money, not only was he already making money, not only was he sure he was going to get a Lambo himself.
Now he has 36 grand on his way. That's going to be sent to him in about 15 minutes. Guys, you still have a chance to win the Lamborghini. I'm going to give you all five more minutes to join the real world before we do the final draw. You have five minutes.
You have five to ten minutes to join the real world, have a chance to win the Trump Lambo. Play the Trump Lambo video.
Guys!
We're giving away the Trump Lamborghini today. We're gonna give away a Ferrari. We're gonna give away a G-Wagon on upcoming streams. We have a whole bunch of giveaways coming for everyone. It's not over yet. Now's your chance to get in the real world.
And now I'm gonna explain the mental Aikido I'm gonna do to you. This is the chance you have to win the Trump Lamborghini.
♪ ♪
Pumping it up! We gon' piss.
Thomas Mad Tequila coming soon. Real man's piss! Yellow piss!
- Do I have fire blood to tell if I had tequila?
Mmm.
Oh, no, I'm not even reading the chat, but I know what you want. I'm a crowd pleaser, and I know what you wanna see.
I know what you want to see, I'm a crowd pleaser! You're all here, you're all watching! Ready? Let's fucking do this!
Thank you.
you
What are you doing?
I gained 10,000 extra viewers smoking a cigarette inside of this. No one cares about watching you smoke cigarettes. Clearly they do! You can't argue with results!
Tell him, Yusuf.
It worked, didn't it? It did work. Epically.
Fine, I'll smoke.
Thank you.
You got about four minutes left. Is your four minute warning.
Put on a timer. Let's give everyone five or ten minutes to sign up. One for five, two for ten.
How much time do we get people to sign up? Let's give 10 minutes. Let's be nice. You have 10 minutes to get in.
We're going to put on a 10 minute timer, then we're choosing the winner.
Put on a 10 minute timer.
Then the winner has to be chosen for the Lambo.
We've got five minutes Tyra, play it twice.
Bye.
Built different.
See?
I'm a problem solver.
Don't you know? Pump it up!
You've got to pump. But yeah, yeah, yeah. Five minute timer.
Five minute timer.
The end of the time, we're choosing Lambeau.
Cut the sound off.
♪ ♪
Thanks for watching!
Fuck that sound off. Five minute timer.
Then we're going to choose the Lambo winner.
No, it's actually a 10 minute timer. I played a 5 minute timer twice, but whatever.
Get inside the real world where you have a chance.
Lamborghini goes out today.
Then I have to decide what I give away next. Do I give away a rumble Ferrari rumble Rari? I
The real world G-Wagon?
"Rule World G-Wagon would look sick
With like the real world logos on it. Like G-Wagon Dog. Sick.
That would be sick.
That would piss off the Matrix.
Maybe I should give away a fleet, like 10.
Maybe I should give 10 cars to one guy.
I could give 10 cars to 10 people, but I could give them to one person just to be a fucking dipshit. And then he'll sit there and go, I can't afford insurance for 10 cars. Skill a shoot. Your problem. Get in the rear wheel. Do your lessons, faggot.
Make some money.
Thank you.
I'm hilarious.
funny.
Super funny. Did you have Raiden in your coffee this morning?
You know what? Yeah. If you don't have Raiden in your coffee tea call, come back. I have Raiden in my tea.
Raid keeps them from raiding us. Yes, true.
It's extremely important.
Three minutes, 30 seconds.
- Let's say pump it up again. - Call me Half Face.
It's not a thing.
Tristan Half Face, isn't it? The guy who made this song is called Dan Zell. Please do a little bit of research. Who's Dan Zell and what's he doing now? Andrew, how do you know the other side of my face exists?
Because I can see it.
Maybe in the physical realm, but digitally.
I want to know what this guy's doing now. After he's done all the gay clubs and Ibiza circuit. What's he doing now?
you know
♪
Probably go fucking AIDS. Probably get fucked in the ass.
Probably.
♪ ♪
♪ It's the nation ♪
Daddy's going to the fucking moon.
Real nigger takes going to the fucking moon.
♪ I'm your favorite video ♪
you
Fuck it. At the end of these, I'll wait another five minutes. Two minutes, thirty seconds, we're giving it away. The Lambo winner. So, Lambo winner. And I'm gonna explain the met the Aikido.
'Cause there's Aikido involved in all things. You'll give me his username, I'll write it down.
There's Aikido involved in all things we do.
Thank you.
♪ You know ♪
Yeah.
We've got you pumping, we want you to know.
♪ I'm a man ♪
You still have a chance to win a Lamborghini, you got two minutes to get inside the real world, stop being a faggot! Stop being a fucking loser! Don't be a retarded faggot.
♪
10
Thank you.
There! There's the rest of your face. There, all your bullshit about your face.
Is there, your face exists.
How do you know one of my arms exists?
I can see it. No, you can't.
You're holding a cigarette.
♪ ♪
It's all an illusion.
Bye.
♪ Put your hands in the air ♪
Look, Andrew is wrong, I do exist.
He couldn't confirm it.
We know from bed up
One minute, 33 seconds to get in the real world.
Put the Trump Lambo in the background.
♪ ♪
J.
We'll be right back.
Tristan, this podcast got us in trouble, put us in jail, and then we just- I'm ready to go back! And then we just spent loads of money on the studio to just get in more trouble. It's money laundering!
I didn't pay tax!
What's the name of the jetpack?
why don't we ever learn our lessons 50 seconds to get in the real world
We'll be right back.
You got the random selector up?
Right, so I explained the Aikido. If your username is something super gay, I might redo it.
I'm gonna explain the Aikido.
I'm better.
30 seconds on Explain the Aikido.
I'm big.
You've got to pump it up, don't you know? Pump it up.
You've got to pump it up. You've got to pump it.
♪ Get up and let you know ♪
It's 15 seconds.
♪ I'm gonna go ♪
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
Not yet. Let me explain the Aikido quickly. Right.
You two are in. Let me explain the Aikido. Get it. Put me on big on the screen. Let me do the Aikido. So we close. Close. So guys, listen. Everything's closed. Here's how we do it. Guys, listen.
I had to do Aikido.
So the only way I can do this fairly, because I'm a fair man is to give away two Lamborghinis because I had to give away a Lamborghini on stream. And I also have to give everybody who's joined a chance to get the Lamborghini. So if you're joining now, you still have a chance.
So we're going to give away one Lamborghini right now to someone who I selected an hour ago. And I've managed to get to the car. And I'm going to give another one away on the UA at the end of this stream. I'll give another one away for everyone who joins. So I'm giving away two cars.
That's the only way I can make it fair. Because if I choose someone now who just joined, I have no way of getting you to the car and filming it.
So I had to do two cars. It's the only way to make it fair and Top G is always fair.
So the G stands for fair. The G stands for fair. So the first Lamborghini we're giving away, we're going to show now on the video and the other Lamborghini is going to everyone. So the winner...
20 seconds.
20 seconds. Give me the user name. Put the fucking winner on the fucking screen. What's his real world username? No, don't, don't. Oh, there's no board. There's no board. Oh, the whiteboard's gone.
I'm going to sleep.
- I'm gonna sleep. I gotta sleep. Put the winner. - Let's do it now.
We live? Can we hear him?
Can you hear us, sir? Yes, I can hear you. Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you, bro. How are you?
I'm good. How are you guys doing?
Well, you know how it is, fighting the Matrix, a little bit of jail here and there. It's all right. A little jail, yeah. Jail's okay. Yeah, I mean, you know, there's worse things that could happen. You could be a homo or be a pussy.
So do you want to introduce yourself and explain where you are?
- Yes sir, I'm Chris Barta, I'm the founder of Tactical Fleet. We're the ones that sold the Lambo and wrapped the Lambo. And your winner, I think, is here right now.
He's pulling up.
And he doesn't know he's won yet. I think we've managed to not let him believe he's won. Maybe he's worked it out, but let's get his reaction.
Yeah, he has no idea. He's just pulling in, but... He's trying to figure out where the front door is. Cool. So, this is a real Lamborghini. It's really there. It's really wrapped. You were in charge of the entire process. It's all paid for by us. You confirm everything, yes?
Yeah, you guys reached out via email, we had an STO, it was tennis ball yellow, it had 500 miles on it.
You paid the wire, we wrapped the whole thing in the Trump logo. It looks awesome, man.
It's the coolest job we've ever done. Well done. It does look absolutely fucking awesome. So job well done. We need that tearing up and down the streets before election day.
100% Yeah, so yeah, he's here.
Um.
*snap*
We need to bring him inside is what we need to do. Let's do it. Let's bring him inside. Let's put him on camera. Let's put him in front of the TV. We haven't worked it out yet.
Thank you.
How you doing, sir?
Are you Justin?
- Yeah, let's go on, man.
Are you fucking serious? Are you fucking serious right now? It's just you're watching this stream. Maybe. Oh my god bro are you fucking kidding me? Dude oh my god. Nice to meet you. Follow me this way. Oh my god I can't fucking believe this. Oh my god I'm watching the ESL. How did we watch this? Shit.
I see.
I don't know if the secret's been given away yet. - Oh my God, dude!
You're live on stream right now, by the way.
Come on, follow me. Hi, everybody. Hi, real world.
Can he hear us? Can he hear us, or can you translate? Can you send him a message? He cannot hear, but I can translate. I can send him a message. Ask him to talk about the real world and his experience quickly, and then we'll...
- He wants you to talk about the real world and your experience.
That's Andrew Tate right there, by the way.
Andrew, I can't thank you enough. Tristan, you too. Luke, everyone.
Professor Arno, all of my professors, I cannot thank you guys enough. You guys have really changed my life. Here, put this in and you can hear him.
I'm sorry, I'm shaking. It's all good, man.
Um,
You guys have absolutely changed my life. When I got out, my story is a little different than most. We're going to keep walking this way. I actually...
I got out of jail and I had found Andrew. Been there. And I had just done 101 consecutive days of...
in confinement. And when I got out, I realized that my life, I needed to do something different.
If you keep doing the same thing, you're going to keep getting the same thing.
- Oh my God, dude. I'm shocked. I'm sorry. - All right. We're gonna hit the garage. And we got a little surprise for you. Tactically sold it. Tactically wrapped it. - You are the winner. You are the Lamborghini winner. - Oh, you just raised your hand. - We lured you there. - Justin, welcome to Dallas. You are the winner. You selected about an hour ago when we got you on the phone.
This is your Lamborghini STO.
This is my shop. This is Tactical Fleet, located in Dallas.
Thanks man. Yeah, pretty cool. We got a Porsche, a Lambo, Ferrari.
G-wagons.
You said you wanted 10 G-Wagons, a fleet of G-Wagons. We have those. Oh, perfect. So you're the man to come to when we have to give away more cars. Yes, sir.
- Yes sir, happy to. - Getting back to the real world,
I own a gun shop and my gun shop is basically a gun shop.
*laughter*
Congratulations, G. If you didn't make me a master stoicism right now, I'd be fucking crying. I can tell you that for sure. Bro, Tactical Fleet did an amazing job. Look at that car.
Tactical fleet on Instagram tactical underscore fleet on Instagram. Yes about yes, sir. It's like a
Oh my god, man.
That is your car, drive carefully! I was gonna fly home but I'm not flying home now! No, no, no, you're not. Nope, I'm driving this fucker home, I can tell you that right now!
All we ask of you is to make a bunch of videos having a bunch of fun. That's all we that's all we ask
Oh, I'm going to melt the fucking tires off of this thing.
I can tell you, I'm taking this down to Mar-a-Lago. I'm going to have this in front of DJ T and DJ Chief Junior.
I want pictures with them because I want Donald Trump to sit in my Lamborghini. I can't believe I can actually say that, dude. My fucking Lamborghini. That's right, man. Jump in. Jump in. Tell me how it feels. Try it on.
Holy dog, man.
Thank you.
Spaceship, huh?
Make sure he knows how to start it. It's from a different fucking planet, man. So flip that thing up, and then there's your start stop right there.
Oh, my God. Bro, you deserve it. You've worked hard and slashed it. You deserve it.
Andrew, I have no words, man. No, bro. Bro, the professors told us a bit about you when your name came up. They said that you're a completely worthy winner when your name came up. And it was all about just getting you down to getting down to Tactical Fleet.
Man, congratulations. Congratulations, bro. You deserve it. Oh my god. You deserve it. Congratulations. We're gonna get some videos and some pictures with you with the car there. Yaxo will take them. Our camera guy, he'll get them all done and we'll show them on a future show. But congratulations, sir.
If you could just talk to Cam, we're going to cut the stream here, but just talk to Cam a little bit about how you feel in the real world and those kind of things, we'd really appreciate it. And we hope you enjoy your drive home, sir.
Thank you so much, Andrew. I can't even put it into words right now, man.
I'm actually speechless.
Bro, you deserve it. I love Max's pieces. You deserve it. Anybody that knows me knows I never shut up. Well done. Well done, sir. Congratulations.
Thank you, guys. We'll speak soon. Drive safe, brother. Drive safe.
Oh.
Yes, sir. I'll see you guys soon. Absolutely.
It's nice to be nice. So we tricked him to showing up to a location
And it was the car garage and he was watching live on stream.
But now we have to choose another winner. Now we're going to randomly select a winner, and his name is going to be broadcast across the screen. Because what happened is a lot of people joined the real world today or on this stream, and we didn't have time to get you to a car. So we have to choose another winner. But we're going to talk about how that's going to work inside the unfair advantage. So if you want to feel like that guy felt, if you want to understand...
how it feels to turn up and get a brand new supercar
You still stand a chance. If you join the real world today, we're going to talk about how it's all going to work on the unfair advantage, which is a stream we're going to be doing after this stream. It is nice to be nice.
And everyone's still eligible. Even that fucking bald motherfucker with his stupid bald head. And his push-ups. He could still win the other car. He could still win the Lambo. It's a random selection. Anyone but Rory comes up, they're winning a Lambo. So it's not over.
So Mr. 36 grand might get a lamb. I doubt it. I mean, there's a lot of students. But that would be fucking crazy. Anyone who's in the school, besides Rory, fuck Rory, stands a chance of winning.
So you still have time to sign up to the real world. So what I want to do, I want to give you all as much time as possible. Because we're going to give more things away. It is October.
Daddy's going to the moon. Real nigger Tate's going to the moon. Everything's going to the fucking moon. It's October. I promised you. I said at the beginning of this month, I want to see rain dancing. I want endless positive energy in the universe. That's what I wanted. That's what we're going to do. So.
We've only just begun. Don't think that the giveaway is over. No, this is the beginning. There's another Lamborghini. Anyone who joins the real world, even in the next two minutes, five minutes, we're doing that. You're on a fair advantage. What, one hour? Give them one hour? There's a whole bunch of amazing things coming up. Yeah, in one hour, the giveaway stream is going to be inside of the app itself, inside of the real world itself.
Catch us live in one hour. There's going to be another Lamborghini up for grabs. There's endless...
Energy in the universe. Can you feel it? You should be able to sit at home and feel the electricity in the air You might be lucky for the first time in your fucking life. You just have to be in the right place at the right time It's gonna be raining money. If you stand underneath the cloud, we have only just begun We've got endless ideas for giveaways endless ideas for cash and this ideas for cars. You name it holidays We're gonna give it all away. It's October. Everything's going to the fucking moon real nigga taste goes to the moon Daddy's going to the moon. I'm gonna get the SEC approval. I'm gonna bust my fucking case
Life's getting better than ever. We're on the way up. It's October. You have one hour to join the real world because in one hour we're doing an unfair advantage and we're going to give away some more stuff for all of the students inside the real world. If you've joined us on this emergency meeting, thank you very much for tuning in. If you're not a student of the real world, you've missed half of the fun because we've only just got started. And trust me, for the rest of this month, amazing things are happening. You want to be in the school. You want to have daddy. You want to have real nigger Tate and you don't want to miss an emergency meeting. It's October.
October and we're pumping it up. You have one hour. We'll see you on the unfair advantage.
If you're inside of the real world, you can prepare for an announcement inside of the Tate channel. We're going to have a Tate channel broadcast. I'm going to go live exclusively to you guys. At the end of every emergency meeting is we're going to start telling you
And we're going to do this for every single emergency meeting.
In a way that's going to benefit you, come to the stream inside of the real world. Emergency meeting Unfair Advantage is taking place live now. To gain access, join now at jointherealworld.com.
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If you're inside of the real world, you can prepare for an announcement inside of the Tate channel. We're going to have a Tate channel broadcast. I'm going to go live exclusively to you guys. At the end of every emergency meeting is we're going to start telling you ourselves how you can make money from the things we've mentioned. An exclusive stream for people who are inside of the real world only and how they can take the information we've given them. And we're going to do this for every single emergency meeting for the unfair advantage, how to make money from these points, how to affect the world in a way that's going to benefit you.
of the real world. Emergency meeting Unfair Advantage is taking place live now. To gain access, join now at jointherealworld.com.
If you're inside of the real world, you can prepare for an announcement inside of the Tate channel. We're going to have a Tate channel broadcast. I'm going to go live exclusively to you guys. At the end of every emergency meeting is we're going to start telling you ourselves how you can make money from the things we've mentioned. An exclusive stream for people who are inside of the real world only and how they can take the information we've given them. And we're going to do this for every single emergency meeting for the unfair advantage, how to make money from these points, how to affect the world in a way that's going to benefit you. Come to the
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