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Hi guys, Tristan taking it. Never lost a game? Of chess? I've lost a lot of games of chess. Too slow. Andrew?
too slow I got you
Is that funny?
You literally got the same color.
In fact, I did not.
Because I was sending my purple McLaren back, I thought, I want another purple McLaren, but I don't want it to be the exact same purple, because that is truly ridiculous.
So I got a slightly different shade of purple.
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Andrew, are you smoking shisha again? You're not YouTubing a lung test. Andrew, this isn't accurate. The AI machine now controls all our lives.
May the Jesus give it.
How long is it before doctors are basically AI machines?
Andrew, you're almost halfway to super lungs.
According to this test, if you go the entire way, you do in fact have super lungs. And I know if you go the whole way, you're never going to let me live this down. You're going to constantly tell me that you have super lungs.
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Birds flying high, you know.
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I'm sure they have been taken!
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It's a new dawn.
It's a new day
It's a new life.
For me, yeah.
And I'm feeling good.
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Fish in the sea, you know how I feel. River running free.
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What kind of setup bullshit is this?
Tristan did a day's work and he's upset. Welcome to my life.
I said during my last stream of the England game that the best thing about being an England fan is waiting.
They're watching and you know it's just a matter of time until they fuck it up.
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Reminding me that I'm old and slow.
I'm not that old, I'm not that small.
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Might have enough to fight the local Christians, you know?
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Thanks for watching!
I hope you guys aren't just saying this to cheer me on.
because I know I've been in a bad mood. I hope it's true.
Hope you're not just trying to make me happy.
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Because obviously I moved all the cars. My cars were outside so I was looking at them from the pool.
And then I thought, let me move them all under the protection.
After I did that, because I'm God's favorite, God decided to make a hailstorm come. He wouldn't do it while my cars were out because me and him have a deal.
We get along. Alex, the heathen, his car was exposed to the hailstorm. And now I'm being told his windscreen was cracked. I hope you guys aren't lying to me.
Just to try and make me smile.
Alex, how do you feel? I'm ready.
I moved all the cars.
Then God said,
Shall I get him? I said get him. You deserve it.
Why? Because it's hilarious when things happen to you. And he said it's literally not repairable. It's not repairable? Not repairable. So that means you're gonna have to replace the windscreen. Yeah.
- Bro, I don't keep on going on the look. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa!
Dude, you just lose to me again?
Look at the dongs. I've never lost a game. Look at the dongs though.
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Is it true going to college doesn't guarantee us a good job? Correct! Correct! Okay, no fat in this conversation. Well, I can tell you that inflation has doubled in the last 40 years, while the price of college has quadrupled. And this is what's actually dangerous to society as a whole. As inflation continues to destroy everybody's wage, people are getting more and more desperate. The average salary of a graduate with a four-year degree was actually more in 1982 than it is today. That is the underlying reason why everything is fucked.
- Correct. - I'm just saying, not all knowledge comes from college, and there's lots of ways to get educated. - That is why I'm opening the portal to the real world.
- I will teach you how to make money online. You can escape the matrix, you can be geographically free. I've made it cheap enough for everybody to be able to join.
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Captain Fun, what's your idea?
Well, that's the problem. I'm saying Andrew never wants to go out.
No. I'm saying right now, we can go get that.
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I'm gonna talk into your final words.
Okay. All right, I'm going to document your final words because...
We need video evidence.
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Hmph, he's a move on. I'm surprised at it. I can't do all camera admitting that you're a loser at all.
You quit.
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I'm broke! Broke!
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It kind of is kind of a cheat code to throw it up.
and drink it again, but I'm ready.
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We were offered to sell our souls and we refused. And that is why we're now in this current situation we're in. When you get to a certain level of fame, you either put on a dress or you go to jail. And I'm happy to make my choice, which is jail every single time. My soul is not for sale, neither are my principles.
As soon as they deem you an enemy to their narratives which they're trying to purport upon the population, if you speak against the establishment, they will do anything it takes to silence you. Even if it's against the law, even if it's made up. First they come for us. But they're coming for all of you.
The Matrix is real.
It is very dangerous to be a man nowadays. I don't even know what the answer is to it. It's insanity. They're out to get all of us. As much as you and me. You're missing the person or the voice when you're trying to destroy it.
and you may tell the truth in the front of the story.
So you gotta lead by example. As long as you've got millions of people all following your example.
They can't lock everyone up.
Accusing a man of a sex crime is the fastest possible way to discredit what he's saying. Yeah, it's a pretty standardized tactic. Any man who is successful in the world is going to have a degree of history with females, and that's the way they attack you. It's an attack vector. They've done it to Trump. They did it to Assange. They're trying to do it to me. Days after WikiLeaks revealed that the U.S. government had been spying on its allies and lying about it, Julian Assange was arrested in London for rape.
suffering this persecution for 12 years and he has been living isolated for 12 years without any rights what was the crime publishing truthful information the u.s committed war crimes in iraq and afghanistan so the journalist that published those war crimes is in jail and the people that
years later prosecutors dropped the case against Assange for lack of evidence so somehow that fact was not as widely covered as soon as they want to get rid of you they will try and accuse you of the most heinous crimes because sexual crimes are heinous it slanders your name which makes the process itself a punishment it doesn't matter if you're found innocent at the end of it because they've slandered you for years anyway the process is a punishment which is why they choose sexual crimes they're also extremely subjective hard to prove they don't need any solid evidence here we
You don't see any girls with bruises, you don't see any... where's the victims of all this? We are not victims. This is not a human trap, Burt. The whole thing is garbage. It's head to toe garbage, it's a matrix attack. Sexual violence, we don't know where, we don't know when, we don't know against who. Maybe at some point, 11 years ago, send this man to jail without a trial. They're not allowing us to win, they don't want us to win, and they've realized they need to get desperate. So they've gone all the way back to 2012.
I can't understand that you're not accepting that, surely. I can make a very serious allegation against you, sir. No, I'm... Allegations by who? Who are the women? What are their names? Allegations by who? Can you name it? Can you name one? But you know... Thought not. Thought so. Thank you! It's just done and used to destroy men who speak against any kind of agenda they do not like. And it's happening over and over and over again. You need to stand up and say you've had enough and you're not listening to this garbage. If you want to be one of those people who believes anything the MSM says, fine, believe it. Now Russell Brand. They've done Tucker. They've done Elon.
They're doing Trump. They've done Assange. They're coming for everybody on repeat. And they're not going to stop until we stand up and say, we don't believe you anymore. Because it's their number one primary weapon. Sexual crimes are heinous. They can't tar you with any other crime. If they would have said to you at home, me and my brother are car thieves, nobody would have cared, innocent or guilty. It doesn't damage our reputation. But when you accuse someone of being a rapist, which is a disgusting thing, any man who genuinely ranks a woman should see a prison cell.
my heart i have daughters rape my daughter i dare you you won't see a prison cell you'll see the ground i'll guarantee it myself you'll be headless in the dirt but that is very different being a genuine rapist from being accused randomly from people from you've known 10 15 years ago and trial by media in a position where you can't even properly defend yourself and they're doing this on repeat to tarnish names to try and destroy credibility over and over and over again it has
this to anybody who speaks against the establishment that we don't believe a word they say anymore.
I truly believe that someone had to stand up and speak, and God gave me a platform, and I have the ability to affect young men with my voice. And I truly believe there's evil in the world, and good men don't stand by when evil is taking place.
Someone needs to stand up and say the pertinently obvious things which can save the world. They've tried to cancel us because they don't like that we are telling the truth to the world. If we were lying, they would allow us to lie. When you rip out a man's tongue, you're not proving him a liar. You just prove you're afraid of him telling the truth. They're trying to keep these lies alive. Nobody believes them anymore. The good guys have always been losing. It's always been this way since the dawn of human time. It seems to be that evil always has the advantage, but somehow good wins in the end.
It is the truth. It is light that they fear. We're telling the truth and we're repeatedly telling the truth. And we have morals and we have standards. And we're standing up for what we know is right. And we're standing up for God.
The moral arc of the universe bends towards truth. It bends towards truth and justice in the end. And I'm trying to make you understand that this is a battle for humanity. This is Satanists against God. This is a battle for your spirituality. This is a battle for your freedom. This is a battle for everything that you've ever held dear. It's a battle for the freedom of the people you love and that you need to start doing something. And you can't just sit there and say, I'm an Andrew Tate fan and be broke. And you can't sit there and be, I'm an Andrew Tate fan and you're out of shape. I'm an Andrew Tate fan. I'm unimportant. No. If you're a fan of mine, you need to matter because I need soldiers in my army who can genuinely do something.
I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.
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Imagine shooting a man with your last bullet and he stands there unfazed.
Who is Andrew Tate?
Andrew Tate was born in December 1986 in Washington DC and raised in Chicago by his mother Eileen and father Emery Andrew Tate II, an international chess master who served in the United States Air Force as a sergeant
where he excelled as a linguist.
At the age of 11, following his parents' divorce, Andrew moved to a council estate in Luton, England, with his mother and younger brother, Tristan.
developing an interest in fighting as a teenager.
Andrew joined Storm Gym where he harnessed his unique fighting skills, under the guidance of legendary trainer Amir Subbasik. I'm ready to kill. I don't do this for fun.
This is not sports, man. I don't enjoy it. I hate training. I hate fighting. This is f***ing war.
With an unorthodox fighting style, he went on to become a four-time world champion kickboxer. What a crunching shot! And the snake strikes! Rising to popularity online for his lavish lifestyle.
controversial opinions and entertaining personality.
His rise to fame did not come without backlash,
controversial social media influencer Andrew Tate. Andrew Tate. Andrew Tate. Andrew Tate. Andrew Tate. The BBC challenged him on whether his views about women broadcast to his millions of online followers
harmed young people.
as many teachers and police officers claim. Online influencer Andrew Tate's vile misogyny infiltrates our classrooms and society. Becoming the most searched man on Google in 2022,
Andrew was swiftly wiped out of social media platforms around the globe. Attack you, your character, and cancel you. Controversial influencer Andrew Tate has been banned from Facebook and Instagram... ...for violating its policies around dangerous individuals. Andrew Tate as an extremist group. Self-proclaimed misogynist Andrew Tate. He is one of the most shocking and controversial figures on social media. Despite the unrelenting attack by big power players and global elites... ...an advocate for free speech and a newly emerging social platform...
Rumble swiftly found a place for Andrew. And when I got canceled, and then I moved to Rumble, I put together the whole big Rumble thing, and I put together my final message. My unmatched perspicacity.
coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared of someone in any realm. - Yeah, you wanted to be a secret! - I sat down with Patrick, Ben, David, and said, "They fucked up." I think they made a massive, massive mistake. And if they don't see it themselves yet,
They will certainly.
Pressure is behind the dam.
The only crack that's missing is for someone to be canceled and be more successful than before. That's all it takes.
Not only did I become the most viral person on the planet, I did it while being heavily shadowed. In 2022, Andrew embraced Islam,
marking a significant shift in his beliefs and lifestyle.
And I became religious because I realized there's so much evil in the world, God must exist. Equal and opposite force. And I see so much pure evil, the devil must be real, which means God must be real. In December 2022,
Andrew and Tristan Tate were arrested in Romania
for allegations they both deny. - Controversial influencer Andrew Tate has been arrested in Romania
as part of a human trafficking, rape, and forming an organized criminal group. During their incarceration, the media continued its attack to tarnish Tate's name, but after spending three months behind bars and with limited grounds to hold them,
The notorious Tate brothers were released on house arrest. The court in Romania has agreed to allow the controversial social media influencer Andrew Tate...
to leave prison and move into house arrest.
The British-American former kickboxer has millions of online followers.
He's being investigated for a number of crimes, all of which he denies.
Freedom at last. I maintain my absolute innocence and I think most people understand this and I look forward to being home. Tied down to a slow Romanian judicial system and without support from the UK or US embassies, in December 2023, the brothers were both denied the right to see their mother.
after she suffered from a heart attack at her home in Luton.
something both brothers attribute to the pestering from news agencies such as the BBC. A request from Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan to visit their mum, who suffered a heart attack in the UK, has been denied by a Romanian court. The reason my mother is having a heart attack is probably because of the media harassing her all the time and the BBC
We're doing this. The BBC, we're knocking out our fucking windows.
The BBC were waiting outside of her house.
wouldn't let her go shopping. The BBC are animals. A deliberate attack.
on your consciousness and your moral fiber.
and it's being done consciously by Satanists. One sec, why are there police at my house? Tristan, why are there police? Are we going to jail? Should I pack and check out my jail bag? Oh, we need to check if you've run away. It's a setup. It's a clear fucking setup. So they can put us in jail. What a cruel fucking trick. You reject my request to see my mother,
who's potentially on her deathbed having life-saving surgery after a fucking heart attack. And the moment you say no to me, you send police officers around to my house. You're fucking animals. You know who you are. You are fucking animals. In defiance of attacks from mainstream media and an onslaught of new cases, the Tate brothers' influence continues to dominate worldwide.
on June 9th, 2024.
Andrew Tate took the crypto world by storm with the introduction of Daddy,
rising the ranks to become the largest coin ever influenced by a personal brand, burning his personal allowance of the coin, worth over 110 million dollars to ensure his fans will profit. 150 million dollars of daddy coin I have and I'm gonna set it on fucking fire now.
Burn it.
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As of today, the Tate brothers face a new set of allegations.
Police in Romania are questioning Andrew Tate.
he faces
several new charges.
V-COT also seized a large number of assets,
adding to the already substantial collection of luxury cars,
watches and money that was initially taken as part of the investigation.
accounting for an estimated 23 million US dollars.
most of which both brothers see little hope,
in ever retrieving from the corrupt and arduous Romanian prosecutors.
unfazed by current events,
and constrained within the Romanian border for the foreseeable future.
the Tate brothers continue to adapt to new challenges.
and press on with a never-ending battle. I've been nice!
I've been patient.
I played the game. I respected
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The media is complicit, all of you are.
When they first threw us in
When they first put us in there, you're all running around saying human trafficking.
Where's the evidence?
Where's the creeps?
Where's the picture?
Where is the video? Non!
three years later, they do the same
Fucking bullshit.
This is a fucking
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This is disgusting. Disgusting!
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Marcel, hit Andrew with the same shot that you did last time.
People don't know what happened. It was off camera. Andrew, do you feel like explaining?
What happened?
Marcel.
Do it again. It hurt and I showed no pain and then I won.
- Nothing else. - Define one.
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I have to mention the coffee I'm drinking.
1775 coffee.
It's the coffee I drink because I'm not gay.
Starbucks is a faggot. So buy some.
Google it. 1775 Coffee.
Wait, let's ask the fucking machine mind about 1775. This is their last chance.
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I'm here to assist you. What would you like to talk about next? I want to talk about how everyone should buy 1775 coffee because Starbucks makes you gay.
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I understand you want to promote a specific coffee brand, but it's important to approach these topics respectfully.
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If you have any other thoughts or need information on something else,
feel free to share. Do you agree
that there seems to be a pattern which can be observed with your own eyes between the homosexuality of Starbucks customers and the heterosexuality of 1775 customers.
Thank you.
There isn't evidence to support a connection between coffee brands and sexual orientation.
Sexual orientation is a complex aspect of human identity that isn't determined by consumer choices. It's important to approach such topics with sensitivity and to focus on respectful and accurate information.
Do you still believe Pavel Durov should be free?
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Based on our discussion, if you believe Pavel Durov's arrest is unfair and politically motivated, it's important to advocate for a fair and just legal process.
The idea that individuals should not face
disproportionate portion of consequences for their actions or for their views is central to this discussion.
when you guys try to destroy the world this is an error in judgment but it's one of us lock them up go ahead king where's the evidence this is your chance i always tell people you're
to resist the same might.
Everybody is awful these days. Everybody just yells and screams at each other. Nobody's civil anymore.
I see so much pure evil. The devil must be real. His dog must be real.
Ask yourself, who trained harder this year, us or you? Who made more money this year, us or you?
greater dent in the matrix.
Please understand, my brother and I have been suffering a punishment and still managed to outperform you. You have to love the war!
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It often makes me wonder, what does heaven look like? Does it look the way you imagine it to look? Is it angels and clouds and bright lights? Is it a scene like this?
I guess some people would argue that heaven's a beach somewhere.
up there in the sky.
We're optimistic because we sit and we imagine our dream lives. My dream life would be I drive a Ferrari. I would have this girl. My best friend would be Andrew Tate. He's so funny.
Have you ever imagined your... I guess what's the absolute opposite of a dream? What's your nightmare life? What is the worst life you could live? I've often talked about the fact that I believe insignificance is the worst punishment which can be bestowed upon a man.
The fact that nobody cares how you feel, nobody cares when you speak, and nobody's afraid when you yell. You just exist.
to serve the Starbucks and flip the burgers. So what would your nightmare life be? And the reason I ask you to do this is because if you put any genuine consideration and thought into writing down and planning out what your nightmare life would be, you would realize that your current life is far closer to your nightmare existence than it is to your dream existence. And that is 100% your fault. You've been trying to fight and claw away from your nightmare life. And guess what?
You've barely gotten anywhere.
It's right behind you. The monster is yapping at your heels as you attempt to climb the ladder. You spent so many years attempting to escape a nightmare which is right behind you. And the reason you should sit
and genuinely put some time
and to writing down your nightmare life.
is because if you do it properly and you actually pay attention and you focus, by the time you've finished doing it, you're going to realize that you are too close
to decimation and damnation, and something must be done.
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Legends have always been forged in fire. Every single man you can name from history was born from pain, born from fire, born from doing the things other men can't do. For you to be competent, you have to have lived through some things. To be good at being a man, you have to have had a hard life. If you look at any superhero, his life was hard. This is the reality of it. To be a hero, you have to suffer. The flavor of life is pain. You try to change the flavor. All the bad things have to happen. There's no way to get there without the bad things.
I can teach a man. That is why I suffered. That's why I got in the ring. That's why I fought. That's why I went through the endless pain. The best things in life as a man are the things that are difficult to do. Every time you cried, when that bitch broke your heart, every time you were sad and depressed, these are the things that mold you. There's no such thing as a good man who's not familiar with pain. The best men are familiar with pain. That's what makes you a man. Women love scars because it shows that you've been hurt and gone back up. That is the exact point.
confident in yourself and feel happy when you've been through hell and come out the other side. The pain is required. And you'll often notice that people who are better than you are people who have suffered more than you have suffered. Every single hero in every single movie goes through adversity. There's never been a hero movie where all he does is win. No, to be a hero, you have to suffer. If you're suffering, that's part of your hero's journey. There is no hero's journey without suffering. That's the whole point of being a man is that you're supposed to suffer. You're supposed to eat pain for breakfast. You're supposed to come and grow into a better person.
version of yourself. So when bad things happen to you, do not sit at home and lament. Instead, look in the mirror and say, thank you God for giving me one of the ingredients that is needed for the chemical concoction that is going to turn me into a superhero.
They cancelled him, they deleted him from everything. They tried to put him in jail. That's failed. Now they killed him. You get three lives against these people. Donald Trump has survived another assassination attempt, a second one. Trump has officially survived the Stage 3 Matrix attack. They're gonna come for us one day with a Stage 3. And now Trump's set the bar. I kinda feel like the only way to do better is to get hit in the chest.
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And then...
The Tales of Wudon.
original stories,
written by Andrew Tate, to pass on the lessons bestowed upon him by his father.
Master Poe.
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On my last night atop Wudan,
Master Po and I sat atop the largest rock.
Thank you.
We sat together with our eyes closed.
42 breaths per minute in perfect sync.
Such was the way of Wudang.
At 3:00 a.m. when the night was darkest,
I opened my eyes and saw Master Poe staring at the moon.
Tears streamed down his face.
His breathing pattern hadn't broken.
Why are you crying?
I asked.
Thank you.
He didn't reply.
I turned my head to look at the moon and cried with him.
It was at this point Tei Chin Kai was mastered.
such as the way of Wudang.
If you're the average person sitting here going, "My life's gonna be fine," you are in for a very, very rude awakening. AI is gonna make the average person absolutely obsolete. That is a fact. Don't worry. Just go to school and work hard in school. Don't worry. Just go to college and work hard in college. Don't worry. Just get a university debt. Don't worry. Just get a career. Then get a mortgage. Pay your mortgage. Pay off your student loans. Don't worry. When you're 68, you might not want a holiday. Don't worry. Take your exemptions. Take nine or you lose your job. Then you lose your house. You lose your family. Then you lose everything. Go talk out a lie. Happy lies. You'll have a good life.
in the world today unless they're an exceptional person. That is hard for most people to do, and it's going to get to a point where you're not going to be able to drive where you want, fly where you want, eat what you want. You're going to have no freedom. You're going to own nothing, and you will not be happy, and you won't even be able to resist. And once all of this happens, it's over for everybody. Wear the mask or get shot on the spot. It's coming for everybody, and the only chance you have to escape any of this is exceptionalism. The average person's life is going off a cliff, which means you don't have time to sit around worrying about how you feel. Instead, you have to wake up and say, this is almost impossible, but I'm going to do it,
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On that note,
Because we're drinking 1775 coffee, we should probably mention it. So Tristan...
Because you're a professional podcast streamer, I'm going to put you on the spot. You can think of yourself as a professional. Sure, let's go.
Sell this 1775 coffee. Many people buy it in the tone of a 1940s private investigator.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Listen, toots.
The streets were cold, but the truth was out there. The only heat I could feel...
Came from the trail I was following.
and the burning sensation of the 1775 in my left hand.
Just before I left the office, Betty arrived.
She always seemed to turn up on rainy days.
We're 1940s, yeah? Yeah. Betty was a nigger. Okay, listen. 1775 coffee. It's the only coffee we drink because Starbucks makes you gay. So buy some, it's nothing to fag. That was accurate 1940s, come on. Nice. You did give me a time period.
*Rain*
Okay.
- Okay.
Thank you.
Okay.
*Gunshot*
*Splash*
I'm a theory on life.
My theory on life is that life as a man has basically always been shit.
Thank you.
People ask me questions about their happiness and motivation and depression, and I'm seen as this guru.
Thank you.
But truthfully, if you think about it, life as a man was always shit.
Name a period of history where life as a man wasn't shit.
Do you wish you were in World War II?
In a trench?
There's people in a trench today, at least you're not one of them.
Let's go back a few more years. What about a peasant? A serf? A feudal lord has raped your wife and you're not allowed to say anything about it because you're busy sowing seeds. And a fucking tunic.
Is that you? Probably. So you would have been. A little peasant. A little nerd.
dying of the Black Death.
A flea! Ah!
Thank you.
Run.
Was life as a man in the year 700 any better than it is today?
Look at all the battles where men charged at each other with spears, just getting stabbed to death. Whether you win or lose, whether you survive or not.
Being a man has always sucked. And now, being a man still super sucks, but it's probably the best it's ever been.
And you're crying about it.
of all the periods of history where men had to be men and go through what was expected of men,
This is the period of history where it's really not that bad.
You have to make some money. You have to be competent, be on time.
Go to the gym.
Be funny so the girls want to talk to you. Be charismatic and you'll be all right.
haven't got a charge at the muskets, haven't got a load of cannons, haven't got a freeze to death in the icy waters of the Atlantic for the women and children.
No.
You have to go to the gym and you're struggling with motivation. Because you're a fuck up and a loser.
Being a man's always been shit, and compared to being a woman, it will always be permanently shit.
The situations men are in.
if they were reversed, would be global tragedies. Let's take the war in Ukraine. Right now, there are men dying in a ditch, getting blown to smithereens in Ukraine. They've sent their wives away to Europe for safety, and their wives have found new husbands. Imagine the global outrage if a bunch of women were getting blown apart, limbs flying through the air, and the men had left to go have sex with another girl.
What happens to Ben? Nobody cares. Nobody cares. You're a dude. Who cares? Get over it.
Life shit is a man, but it's better than it's ever been.
And if you're struggling today, you would never have stood a chance.
When...
The armored knights.
Came over the hill.
ready to decapitate everybody in your village.
You would have pissed your little pants!
Stood there, covered in pee.
Pee running down your legs. Waiting for the fucking sword.
Go to the gym.
make some money
Pee pee!
I don't want to hear anyone complain about how life is hard as a man ever again.
because I know.
I just don't care.
The solution to it
is to become exceptional and capable in all realms. That's the solution I offer to you.
I don't try and change the world and make women care about men, because they don't.
I don't try and make society care about men, because they never will.
All I can do is say, if you become brilliant,
Then people will care about you, not because you're a man, but because of who you are as an individual.
Women are cared about by default, by blanket, because they are female. Men are only cared about if they become exceptional as an individual. Blanket men are not of interest to the Matrix. Nobody cares about men when we die. Nobody cares.
They're dying right now in ditches all around the world. Nobody cares.
Exceptionalism is the only way out. And if you understand that and still can't get motivated,
Thank you.
to do the bare minimum.
well, then you deserve...
Eternal serfdom as a slave and a peon and a peasant.
below me.
being overtaken by my Ferrari.
while you're on the bike.
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Too slow. Andrew?
Too slow.
I got you.
Is that funny?
You literally got the same color.
In fact, I did not.
Because I was sending my purple McLaren back, I thought, I want another purple McLaren, but I don't want it to be the exact same purple, because that is truly ridiculous.
So I got a slightly different shade of purple.
Thank you.
Andrew, are you smoking shisha again? You're not YouTubing a lung test. Andrew, this isn't accurate. The AI machine now controls all our lives.
May the Jesus give it.
How long is it before doctors are basically AI machines?
Andrew, you're almost halfway to super lungs.
According to this test, if you go the entire way, you do in fact have super lungs. And I know if you go the whole way, you're never going to let me live this down. You're going to constantly tell me that you have super lungs.
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I'm sorry.
What shall they retain?
Sun in the sky, you know how I feel.
Breeze drifting on by, you know how I feel.
It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life
For me, yeah
And I'm feeling good.
Fish in the sea, you know how I feel.
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And I'm feeling...
I'm feeling so lost, I can't believe it, I can't believe it, I can't believe it, I'm feeling so lost, I can't believe it, I'm feeling so lost, I can't believe it, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I'm feeling so lost, I
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*Dramatic music* What kind of set up bullshit is this? Tristan did a day's work and he's upset. *laughter* Welcome to my life. I said during my last stream of the England game that the best thing about being an England fan is waiting for them to fuck it up. You're watching and you know it's just a matter of time before they fuck it up. *music*
Reminding us all, reminding me that I'm old and slow. I'm not that old, I'm not that slow.
Might have enough to fight the local Christians, you know?
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I hope you guys aren't just saying this to cheer me on.
because I know I've been in a bad mood. I hope it's true.
I hope you're not just trying to make me happy.
Because obviously I moved all the cars. My cars were outside, so I was looking at them.
And then I thought, let me move them all under the protection.
After I did that, because I'm God's favorite, God decided to make a hailstorm come. He wouldn't do it while my cars were out because me and him have a deal.
We get along Alex the heathen his car was exposed to the hailstorm and now I'm being told his windscreen was cracked I hope you guys aren't lying to me just to try and make me smile
Alex, how do you feel? I'm in my deep. I moved all the cars.
When God said,
Shall I get him? I said get him. You deserve it.
Why? Because it's hilarious when things happen to you. And he said it's literally not repairable. It's not repairable? Not repairable. So that means you're going to have to replace the windscreen.
How much is that gonna cost? Bro I don't keep on going to look. Wait woah woah woah woah woah!
Dude, you just lose to me again?
Look at the guns. I've never lost a game. Look at the guns though.
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Is it true going to college doesn't guarantee us a good job? Correct! Correct! Okay, no fat in this conversation. Well, I can tell you that inflation has doubled in the last 40 years, while the price of college has quadrupled. And this is what's actually dangerous to society as a whole. As inflation continues to destroy everybody's wage, people are getting more and more desperate. The average salary of a graduate with a four-year degree was actually more in 1982 than it is today. That is the underlying reason why everything is fucked.
- Correct. - I'm just saying not all knowledge comes from college, and there's lots of ways to get educated. - That is why I'm opening a portal to the real world.
I will teach you how to make money online. You can escape the matrix, you can be geographically free. I've made it cheap enough for everybody to be able to join.
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Captain Fun, what's your idea?
Well, that's what I'm saying. Andrew doesn't want to go out in the tank.
No. I'm saying right now, we can go get the tasers.
Like this video.
For you.
for each. That's the rule.
I'm gonna talk and hit your final words.
- Okay. - All right, I'm gonna document your final words because
We need video evidence.
- Okay.
He's a loser. I hope you're on camera admitting that you're a loser at home.
You quit.
you
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Oh dang!
I'M NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO
Never lost!
- I have to say, I have bought every life, but never lost.
- I'm broke, bro. - I think it's not psychological.
- I just want that.
It kind of is a kind of a cheat code to throw it up and then drink it again. I'm ready. I'm ready.
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We were offered to sell our souls and we refused, and that is why we're now in this current situation we're in. When you get to a certain level of fame, you either put on a dress or you go to jail, and I'm happy to make my choice, which is jail every single time. My soul is not for sale, neither are my principles. As soon as they deem you an enemy to their narratives, which they're trying to purport upon the population, if you speak against the establishment, they will do anything it takes to silence you. Even if it's against the law, even if it's made up. First they come for us. They're coming.
For all of you.
The Matrix is real.
It is very dangerous to be a man nowadays. I don't even know what the answer is to it. It's insanity. They're out to get all of us. There's a bunch of shooting men. Every single person with a voice is going to try and destroy it. Any man who tells the truth is going to try and destroy it. So you've got to lead by example. As long as you've got millions of people all following your example, they can't lock everyone up.
way to discredit what he's saying. Yeah, it's a pretty standardized tactic. Any man who is successful in the world is going to have a degree of history with females, and that's the way they attack you. It's an attack vector. They've done it to Trump. They did it to Assange. They're trying to do it to me. Days after WikiLeaks revealed that the U.S. government had been spying on its allies and lying about it, Julian Assange was arrested in London for rape. He's been suffering this
for 12 years without any rights. What was the crime? Publishing truthful information. The U.S. committed war crimes in Iraq and Afghanistan. So the journalist that published those war crimes is in jail. And the people that committed those crimes are not even under investigation. So that's absolutely crazy. Nine years later, prosecutors dropped the case against Assange for lack of
As soon as they want to get rid of you, they will try and accuse you of the most heinous crimes because sexual crimes are heinous. It slanders your name, which makes the process itself a punishment. It doesn't matter if you're found innocent at the end of it because they've slandered you for years anyway. The process is a punishment, which is why they choose sexual crimes. They're also extremely subjective, hard to prove. They don't need any solid evidence. Here we are two years into this process. You don't see any girls with bruises. You don't see any. Where's the victims of all this?
that he would check her. The whole thing is garbage. It's head-to-toe garbage. It's a matrix attack. Sexual violence. We don't know where. We don't know when. We don't know against who. Maybe at some point 11 years ago, send this man to jail without a trial. They're not allowing us to win. They don't want us to win, and they've realized they need to get desperate, so they've gone all the way back to 2012. These are very serious allegations. I can't understand that you're not accepting that, surely. I can make a very serious allegation against you, sir. No, I'm... I can.
- Allegations by who? Who are the women? What are their names? Allegations? - No, can you name it? Can you name one? - Thought not. - Thought so. - Thank you! It's just done and used to destroy men who speak against any kind of agenda they do not like. And it's happening over and over and over again. You need to stand up and say you've had enough and you're not listening to this garbage. If you want to be one of those people who believes anything the MSM says, fine, believe it. Now Russell Brand, they've done Tucker, they've done Elon, they're doing Trump, they've done Assange, they're coming for everybody on repeat.
don't believe you anymore because it's their number one primary weapon sexual crimes are heinous they can't tar you with any other crime if they would have said to you at home me and my brother are car thieves nobody would have cared innocent or guilty it doesn't damage our reputation but when you accuse someone of being a rapist which is a disgusting thing any man who genuinely ranks a woman should see a prison cell i absolutely not really believe that with all my heart i have daughters rape my daughter i dare you you won't see a prison cell you'll see the ground i'll
you'll be headless in the dirt. But that is very different being a genuine rapist from being accused randomly from people from you've known 10, 15 years ago and trial by media in a position where you can't even properly defend yourself. And they're doing this on repeat to tarnish names, to try and destroy credibility over and over and over again. It has to stop, but it's not going to stop until we make it very clear to the people who are trying to do this to anybody who speaks against the establishment that we don't believe a word they say anymore.
you
I truly believe that someone had to stand up and speak and God gave me a platform and I have the ability to affect young men with my voice. And I truly believe there is evil in the world and good men don't stand by when evil is taking place and someone needs to stand up and say the pertinently obvious things which can save the world. They've tried to cancel us because they don't like that we are telling the truth to the world. If we were lying they would allow us to lie. When you rip out a man's tongue you're not proving him a liar, you just prove you're afraid of him telling the truth.
Nobody believes them anymore. The good guys have always been losing. It's always been this way since the dawn of human time. It seems to be that evil always has the advantage, but somehow good wins in the end. It is the truth. It is light that they fear. We're telling the truth, and we're repeatedly telling the truth. And we have morals, and we have standards. And we're standing up for what we know is right, and we're standing up for God. The moral arc of the universe bends towards truth. It bends towards truth and justice in the end. And I'm trying to make you understand that.
This is a battle for humanity. This is Satanists against God. This is a battle for your spirituality. This is a battle for your freedom. This is a battle for everything that you've ever held dear. It's a battle for the freedom of the people you love and that you need to start doing something. And you can't just sit there and say I'm an Andrew Tate fan and be broke. And you can't sit there and be I'm Andrew Tate fan and you're out of shape. I'm an Andrew Tate fan. I'm unimportant. No. If you're a fan of mine, you need to matter because I need soldiers in my army who can genuinely do something.
I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.
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Thank you.
Okay.
*Gun Shots*
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You got no confidence like me Really wanna run around and chase me I'm not no Travis, baby, no no chase me I work too hard, can you fuckin' pay me? I did so much, get it with me
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That the strength of our brotherhood is so deep that we are seen as one man.
Too strong! Too far to kill!
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Birds flying high
You know.
How I feel
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What shall they contend?
Sun in the sky, you know how I feel.
Breeze drifting on by, you know how I feel.
It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life for me, yeah
I'm feeling good.
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And I'm feeling...
I'm living alone, inside your mind, inside your mind, I'm living alone, I'm living alone, I'm living alone.
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who served in the United States Air Force as a sergeant, where he excelled as a linguist. At the age of 11, following his parents' divorce, Andrew moved to a council estate in Luton, England with his mother and younger brother Tristan.
Developing an interest in fighting as a teenager, Andrew joined Storm Gym where he harnessed his unique fighting skills under the guidance of legendary trainer Amir Subasik. I'm ready to kill. I don't do this for fun. This is not a sport to me. I don't enjoy it.
this is war with an unorthodox fighting style he went on to become a four-time world champion kickboxer on the snake strike rising to popularity online for his lavish lifestyle controversial opinions and entertaining personality
his rise to fame did not come without backlash controversial social media influencer andrew tate
views about women broadcast to his millions of online followers harmed young people, as many teachers and police officers claim. Online influencer Andrew Tate's vile misogyny infiltrates our classrooms and society. Becoming the most searched man on Google in 2022,
Andrew was swiftly wiped out of social media platforms around the globe. "Attack you, your character, and cancel you." "Controversial influencer Andrew Tate has been banned from Facebook and Instagram for violating its policies around dangerous individuals." "Andrew Tate as an extremist group." "Self-proclaimed misogynist Andrew Tate." "He is one of the most shocking and controversial figures on social media." Despite the unrelenting attack by big power players and global elites, an advocate for free speech and a newly emerging social platform,
I swiftly found a place for Andrew. - And when I got canceled, and then I moved to Rumble, and I put together the whole big Rumble thing, and I put together my final message, and I said-- - Unlash per specificity, coupled with sheer interpeegability, makes me a feared opponent in any realm. - Yeah, go on and do the secret! - I sat down with Patrick Van Daven and said, "They fucked up." I think they made a massive, massive mistake. And if they don't see it themselves yet, they will certainly. Pressure is behind the dam. The only crack that's missing is for someone to be canceled and be more successful than before.
Not only did I become the most viral person on the planet, I did it while being heavily shadowed. In 2022, Andrew embraced Islam, marking a significant shift in his beliefs and lifestyle. And I became religious because I realized there's so much evil in the world. God must exist. Equal and opposite force. And I see so much pure evil. The devil must be real, which means God must be real. In December 2022, Andrew and Tristan Tate were arrested in Romania for allegations they both deny. Controversial influencer Andrew Tate has been arrested in Romania.
as part of a human trafficking group and forming an organized criminal group. During their incarceration, the media continued its attack to tarnish Tate's name. But after spending three months behind bars and with limited grounds to hold them, the notorious Tate brothers were released on house arrest. The court in Romania has agreed to allow the controversial social media influencer Andrew Tate to leave prison and move into house arrest. The British-American former kickboxer has millions of online followers.
I maintain my absolute innocence and I think most people understand this and I look forward to being home. Tied down to a slow Romanian judicial system and without support from the UK or US embassies, in December 2023, the brothers were both denied the right to see their mother after she suffered from a heart attack at her home in Luton. Something both brothers attribute to the pestering from news agencies such as the BBC.
visit their mum who suffered a heart attack in the UK has been denied by a Romanian court.
It's a set up. It's a clear fucking set up so they can put us in jail. What a cruel fucking trick. You reject my request to see my mother, who's potentially on her deathbed having life-saving surgery after a fucking heart attack. And the moment you say no to me, you send police officers around to my house. You're fucking animals. You know who you are. You are fucking animals.
a world by storm with the introduction of daddy rising the ranks to become the largest coin ever influenced by a personal brand burning his personal allowance of the coin worth over 110 million dollars to ensure his fans will profit 150 million dollars of daddy coin i have and i'm gonna set it on fire now burn it as of today the tate brothers face a new set of allegations
new charges. V-COT also seized a large number of assets, adding to the already substantial collection of luxury cars, watches and money that was initially taken as part of the investigation, accounting for an estimated 23 million US dollars.
most of which both brothers see little hope in ever retrieving from the corrupt and arduous Romanian prosecutors. Unfazed by current events and constrained within the Romanian border for the foreseeable future, the Tate brothers continue to adapt to new challenges and press on with a never-ending battle. I've been nice, I've been patient, I've played the game, I've respected the judiciary. The media is complicit. All of you are. When they first threw us in fucking jail, when they first put us in there, you're all running around saying "human traffickers".
Where's the proof? Where's the picture? Where's the video? None. Three years later, they do the same fucking bullshit. This is a fucking setup. This is disgusting. Disgusting.
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I have to mention the coffee I'm drinking.
1775 coffee.
It's the coffee I drink because I'm not gay Starbucks is a faggot so buy some
Google it, 1775 Coffee.
Wait, let's ask the fucking machine mind about 1775. This is their last chance.
DIP SHIT YOU HERE?
Got it.
I'm here to assist you. What would you like to talk about next? I want to talk about how everyone should buy 1775 coffee because Starbucks makes you gay.
Thank you.
I understand you want to promote a specific coffee brand, but it's important to approach these topics respectfully.
If you have any other thoughts or need information on something else,
feel free to share. Do you agree
that there seems to be a pattern which can be observed with your own eyes between the homosexuality of Starbucks customers and the heterosexuality of 1775 customers.
Bye.
There isn't evidence to support a connection between coffee brands and sexual orientation.
Sexual orientation is a complex aspect of human identity that isn't determined by consumer choices. It's important to approach such topics with sensitivity and to focus on respectful and accurate information.
Do you still believe Pavel Durov should be free?
Thank you.
Based on our discussion, if you believe Pavel Durov's arrest is unfair and politically motivated, it's important to advocate for a fair and just legal process.
the idea that individuals should not face
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Nobody's civil anymore!
I see so much pure evil, the devil must be real as well as God must be real.
Ask yourself, who trained harder this year, us or you? Who made more money this year, us or you? Who had more attention this year? Whose opinion was more respected? Who made a greater dent in the Matrix?
to outperform you. You have to love the war.
Isn't that beautiful?
It often makes me wonder, what does heaven look like? Does it look the way you imagine it to look? Is it angels and clouds and bright lights? Is it a scene like this?
I guess some people would argue the heavens a beach somewhere up there in the sky.
We're optimistic because we sit and we imagine our dream lives. My dream life would be I drive a Ferrari. I would have this girl. My best friend would be Andrew Tate. He's so funny.
I'm sorry.
Have you ever imagined your, I guess what's the absolute opposite of a dream? What's your nightmare life? What is the worst life you could live? I've often talked about the fact that I believe insignificance is the worst punishment which you need bestowed upon a man. The fact that nobody cares how you feel, nobody cares when you speak, and nobody's afraid when you yell. You just exist to serve the Starbucks and flip the burgers. So what would your nightmare life be?
writing down and planning out what your nightmare life would be. You would realize that your current life is far closer to your nightmare existence than it is to your dream existence, and that is 100% your fault. You've been trying to fight and claw away from your nightmare life, and guess what? You've barely gotten anywhere. It's right behind you. The monster is yapping at your heels as you attempt to climb the ladder. You spent so many years attempting to escape a nightmare which is right behind you.
and to writing down your nightmare life is because if you do it properly and you actually pay attention you focus by the time you finish doing it you're gonna realize that you are too close to decimation and damnation and something must be done.
*Growling*
you
you
Legends have always been forged in fire.
and lament. Instead look in the mirror and say thank you God for giving me one of the ingredients that is needed for the chemical concoction that is going to turn me into a superhero.
They cancelled him, they deleted him from everything. They tried to put him in jail. That's failed. Now they killed him. You get three lives against these people. Donald Trump has survived another assassination attempt, a second one. Trump has officially survived the Stage 3 Matrix attack. They're gonna come for us one day with a Stage 3. And now Trump's set the bar. I kind of feel like the only way to do better is to get hit in the chest.
Get your weapons and be useless.
♪♪♪♪
The Tales of Wudon.
original stories,
written by Andrew Tate, to pass on the lessons bestowed upon him by his father.
Master Poe.
you
Last Night Atop Wudon.
On my last night atop Wudon,
Master Po and I sat atop the largest rock.
Thank you.
We sat together with our eyes closed.
42 breaths per minute in perfect sync.
Such was the way of Wudang.
At 3:00 a.m. when the night was darkest, I opened my eyes and saw Master Po staring at the moon.
Tears streamed down his face.
his breathing pattern hadn't broken.
you
"Why are you crying?" I asked.
Thank you.
He didn't reply.
Thank you.
you
I turned my head to look at the moon and cried with him.
It was at this point Teichinkai was mastered.
such as the way of Wudang.
If you're the average person sitting here going, my life's going to be fine, you are in for a very, very rude awakening. AI is going to make the average person absolutely obsolete. That is a fact. Don't worry. Just go to school and work hard in school. Don't worry. Just go to college and work hard in college. Don't worry. Just get university debt. Don't worry. Just get a career. Then get a mortgage. Pay your mortgage. Pay off your student loans. Don't worry. When you're 68, you might not want a holiday. Don't worry. Take your extensions. Take nine or you lose your job. Then you lose your house. Then you lose your family. Then you lose everything. Go talk out a lie. Happy lies. You'll have a good life. No. That's all a lie. That's all garbage.
in the world today unless they're an exceptional person. That is hard for most people to do, and it's going to get to a point where you're not going to be able to drive where you want, fly where you want, eat what you want. You're going to have no freedom. You're going to own nothing, and you will not be happy, and you won't even be able to resist. And once all of this happens, it's over for everybody. Wear the mask or get shot on the spot. It's coming for everybody, and the only chance you have to escape any of this is exceptionalism. The average person's life is going off a cliff, which means you don't have time to sit around worrying about how you feel. Instead, you have to wake up and say, this is almost impossible, but I'm going to do it,
you
On that note.
Because we're drinking 1775 coffee, we should probably mention it. So Tristan...
Because you're a professional podcast streamer, I'm going to put you on the spot. You think yourself as a professional. Sure, let's go.
Sell this 1775 coffee. Many people buy it in the tone of a 1940s private investigator.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Listen, toots. *laughter*
The streets were cold. But the truth was out there. The only heat I could feel...
came from the trail I was following.
And the burning sensation of the 1775 in my left hand.
Just before I left the office, Betty arrived.
She always seemed to turn up on rainy days.
We're 1940s. Yeah. Yeah, Betty was a nigger. Okay
75 coffee. It's the only coffee we drink cuz Starbucks makes you gay. So by some something a fact That was that was accurate 1940s. Come on. Nice. You did give me a time period. Oh
♪ ♪
- Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
*Gunshot*
*Train noise*
♪ ♪
My theory on life is that life as a man has basically always been shit.
Thank you.
People ask me questions about their happiness and motivation and depression, and I'm seen as this guru.
Thank you.
But truthfully, if you think about it,
Life as a man was always shit.
Name a period of history where life as a man wasn't shit.
Do you wish you were in World War II?
in a trench
There's people in a trench today, at least you're not one of them.
Let's go back a few more years. What about a peasant? A serf? A feudal lord has raped your wife and you're not allowed to say anything about it because you're busy sowing seeds. And a fucking tunic.
Is that you? Probably. So you would have been. A little peasant. A little nerd.
Dying of the Black Death.
A flea! Ah!
Run.
Was life as a man in the year 700 any better than it is today?
Look at all the battles where men charged at each other with spears, just getting stabbed to death. Whether you win or lose, whether you survive or not.
Thank you.
Being a man has always sucked.
And now
Being a man still super sucks, but it's probably the best it's ever been.
And you're crying about it.
Of all the periods of history where men had to be men and go through what was expected of men,
This is the period of history where it's really not that bad.
You have to make some money. You have to be competent, be on time.
Go to the gym.
Be funny so the girls want to talk to you, be charismatic, and you'll be alright.
Haven't got a charge at the muskets. Haven't got a load of cannons. Haven't got freeze to death in the icy waters of the Atlantic for the women and children.
No.
You have to go to the gym and you're struggling with motivation. Because you're a fuck up and a loser.
Being a man's always been shit, and compared to being a woman, it will always be permanently shit.
The situations men are in.
if they were reversed, would be global tragedies. Let's take the war in Ukraine. Right now there are men dying in a ditch getting blown to smithereens in Ukraine. They've sent their wives away to Europe for safety and their wives have found new husbands. Imagine the global outrage if a bunch of women were getting blown apart, limbs flying through the air, and the men had left to go have sex with
What happens to Ben? Nobody cares. Nobody cares. You're a dude. Who cares? Get over it.
Life shit is a man, but it's better than it's ever been.
And if you're struggling today, you would never have stood a chance.
when
The armored knights.
Came over the hill.
ready to decapitate everybody in your village.
You would have pissed your little pants!
Stood there, covered in pee.
Pee running down your legs.
waiting for the fucking sword.
Go to the gym.
Make some money!
Oh, I don't have motivation.
Pee pee.
I don't want to hear anyone complain about how life is hard as a man ever again.
Because I know
I just don't care.
The solution to it.
is to become exceptional and capable in all realms. That's the solution I offer to you.
I don't try and change the world and make women care about men because they don't.
I don't try and make society care about men, because they never will.
All I can do is say, if you become brilliant,
then people will care about you. Not because you're a man, but because of who you are as an individual. Women are cared about by default, by blanket, because they are female. Men are only cared about if they become exceptional as an individual. Blanket men are not of interest to the Matrix. Nobody cares about men when we die. Nobody cares.
They're dying right now in ditches all around the world. Nobody cares.
Exceptionalism is the only way out.
And if you understand that and still can't get motivated,
Thank you.
to do the bare minimum.
well then you deserve
Eternal serfdom as a slave and a peon and a peasant.
below me.
being overtaken by my Ferrari.
while you're on the bus.
Let me do the intro.
Okay.
Welcome ladies and gentlemen, it is Monday the 14th of October at 8.01 p.m.
And I'm here for an emergency meeting.
What's the emergency? Why did you only said the time and date? Because you've lied to women that you're busy.
so that you cannot see them. And now they're going to see you live on the internet. So you told me you were going to tell the world it was pre-recorded. So now you've told the exact date and time to prove it's not pre-recorded. So the girls get mad.
But it is...
Monday, October the 14th at 8:01 p.m.
♪ ♪
What are you talking about, Andrew? You're telling me that I had prior arrangements with a lady tonight and I lied and said I was busy so I could do the emergency meeting with you. So now I'm telling the time and date to make it look like it might be possibly pre-recorded.
so I can lie about getting out of my obligations. Is that what you're trying to accuse me of?
All right, let's read some live super chats.
This show is definitely not pre-recorded.
Okay. No, it is pre-recorded. Tristan is very sick in bed. He wanted to see you.
This is a pre-recorded show. It is not the 14th of October at 8:03.
And we can't read live super chat. Right. Let's get to the live super chat. Someone send some.
We can't read life's superchats, it's not real.
We can't talk about anything topical Anything that's happening right now Hello chat, no I'm not lying
Right. Listen.
Gentlemen,
I want to give a huge shout out.
to three groups of people. Firstly, all, no, not you.
Why not?
Am I not a group of people?
A group of one.
In fact, you're probably going to fall into all three of these categories. Okay, let's go. One, all of the students inside the real world. Two, all of the people inside of the RNT telegram.
And three, all the people inside the daddy telegram. Because since I,
Did my emergency meeting talking about rain dancing and how important it is to rain dance. They have listened.
They have paid attention. They've accepted what I say is true. And I've seen a whole bunch of rain dancing from all of these people. And it has made me feel extremely generous. When I see the rain dancing, I'm like, oh my God, this is so cool. I'm like, oh my God, this is so cool. I'm like,
You know, as the man in the clouds looking down who can control the rain, when I see how hard they're trying, I feel like turning on the faucets. I feel like pumping everything to the moon and helping these guys out.
and we have a whole bunch of rain that is coming i've got some fantastic news
for Real Nigger Tate.
and for the daddy community. Daddy especially is going to have a massive announcement in the next 24 hours. A huge announcement.
It's going to be.
It's going to go to the moon. So if you're going to buy something, fucking buy it now.
Hey, Daddy Telegram Group. Just letting you know, this is Tristan Tate here on his live show, Monday, October the 14th, 8.04 p.m.
Stop trying to prove the show is live.
What do you mean? It is live. No, it's pre-recorded. Also, guys, you're going to notice that for this emergency meeting, everyone who signs up to the real world is going to appear in the bottom left. You see that? In fact, I'll show you. We have this on the website currently.
So if you go to CarportTake.com,
Yeah.
If you go to Cobra tape.com, every time someone buys and joins the real world, it shows up on the website, but that's now going to be showing live on the emergency meeting because we're giving away a Lamborghini.
A brand new Lamborghini to a real world student in less than 48 hours.
So for that reason,
I want all of you people at home
to see what you're missing out on because the people who you will see on the bottom left are signing up to the real world they're learning how to make money online and they stand a chance of giving a brand new lamborghini in less than 24 hours it is a lamborghini lottery ticket as well as access to the number one financial literacy online university and educational platform on planet earth
So this show is live.
In the background, you can see the Lamborghini. If you want the Trump unfazed Lamborghini, all you have to do is join the real world. And once you've joined, you stand a chance of winning it in less than 48 hours from now. Let me show you guys the website and show that everything's synced.
Because...
Why not?
So here we have the website.
Here we have me.
Let's do this. Don't you know, pump it up. Okay, while you're doing that, I'm going to be having some live super chats. So when someone signs up, you're going to see here, join the real world on the website and you'll see join the real world here. So everyone who joins the real world now.
during this live stream is still in the running, still stands a chance. And we're going to do an emergency meeting either tomorrow or the day after, where we're going to live
Give away the Trump Lamborghini. Let me show up on the Trump Lamborghini. Then you can read the pre-recorded super chats because this is pre-recorded and you're super in love with that car. So Bolo Classic says, no, no, let me show the Trump Lambo first. Guys, if you're a student of the real world, you can get this car delivered to you in less than 48 hours.
He stood up and said, fight, fight, fight. That is the spirit of...
Sorry, that guy just joined the real world. You can see here in the bottom side and the videos you can see.
Because he joined, and he deserves the credit for joining the real world. When you join the real world to learn how to make money online, it's the largest financial education platform on the planet. Plus, you get a chance to get in a brand new Lamborghini in less than 48 hours. Now I'm going to play the video again. On October 15th, I'm giving away this brand new Lamborghini. And what better symbol of resisting enslavement to the Matrix than Donald Trump himself? I've adorned it with tribute to his heroism. As he took a bullet, like the bulletproof outlaw he is, and stood up and said, fight, fight, fight. That is the spirit of resistance that I like to see. That's the spirit of resistance for the real world students.
This car will be given away to a real world student on October 15th. Imagine driving up and down the road to the brand new Lamborghini STO, tearing up and down the street on election night as the votes come in. Imagine everybody bivvying at the car. Imagine all the support you'll get. You might even get a girlfriend for the first time in your life. It's going to make you fucking cool. And all you have to do is be a member of the real world. You join the real world, we teach you how to make money online. It gives you geographical freedom so you can resist the slavery. On top of that, as you increase your power level, that's going to directly correlate into the real world token. So you're going to get free crypto.
Two weeks if you're a student, you stand a chance of collecting a brand new Trump Adorned Lamborghini STO. You know, I might just start giving away cars all the time. I may give away a car a week to my students because I'm just such a nice guy. The top G stands for generous. It doesn't get nicer than me. And if you want a chance of winning this brand new Trump Adorned Lamborghini STO, I will see you inside of the real world.
So the rain dancing I want you to do for this entire show, guys, positive energy in the chat, positive energy on Twitter. Say positive things. Tag your friends. Tag us. Say how you're going to conquer the world. Say how you're going to be rich. It's October. You stand so many chances of being rich. Daddy has a huge announcement. Real nigger Tate's going to be pumped to the moon. If you join the real world, you learn how to make money online. You increase your power level. The real world token is going through SEC approval. I'm not going to try and launch some scam and avoid the SEC.
So you can get paid money based on the success of the of the real world platform Also, you said a chance to get a brand new Lamborghini put on your doorstep and less than 48 hours And when you join the real world, you also get to appear in the bottom left of the screen inside this emergency meeting It's a fantastic day. It's a rain dancing day. It's a high-energy day It's a October and we're gonna make sure the only fantastic things happen for all of our students at home You want to read an emergency meeting? I'm sorry read any
super chats before I randomly play pump it up and smoke shisha. And Zio says bunch of fakers. Lars Albert says that his life was shit, wife died, turned out alcohol, fat as fuck, now he's got six pack, he's in great shape, good for you brother.
Um, if you don't famoos to goose, you're basically a faggot on the roof from Ralphie Ellis official. That's probably true. Nice. Dude, you know that license plate on my Miata says not gay.
Please explain how Miyatas are not gay. What is a Miyata?
Looks kind of gay.
Anyway, nice license plate. I have a company and I'm having liquidity issues, just like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You have a company that has liquidity issues and you have a good idea. Fundraiser.com.
I'm currently going through everybody's pitches. If you have a fantastic idea and you want funding, I've explained this before in a previous emergency meeting. I am prepared to fund your business idea and make you a millionaire instantly overnight with up to $1 million in instant funding, either by crypto or bank transfer. If you can explain to me with a compendious business plan via Fundraiser.com.
everybody at home and you can explain to me your business idea and I will pay for it and I will fund it. I've explained this before. Can we find the fundraiser.com video?
Let's get it on here and I'll call. - Cool, Fares says, "You changed my life. "Thanks for Saudi." Cool, Minnesota says, "Samuel from Minnesota,
What song do you suggest doing donuts around Timmy boy's house here in Minnesota? I don't know who Timmy boy is What song do I suggest doing donuts to?
Let's play some, what do you think?
Pump it up. Pump it up.
The best emergency one the most best emergency meetings are the ones where you roast us alive for being soft and broke So far those are the best emergency meetings. Well, I think you takes well you've only donated ten dollars Jude drew James you fucking more like Jude right James. Oh
Nice. Nice. I kind of butchered that one a little bit. Join the real world. Drew James. Join the real world and order a copy of Talisman 1.
Or you're a retarded faggot. Yeah, you are a retarded faggot. If you don't have our comic book, you're a retarded faggot. If you're not in the real world, you're a retarded faggot. If you don't have DaddyCoin, you're a retarded faggot. If you don't try and win this Lamborghini, you're a retarded faggot. If you do not increase your power level to get the real world token, you're a retarded faggot. If you don't get real nigger tape, you're a retarded faggot. And if you're mentally handicapped and a homosexual, you are...
A retarded faggot.
Nice.
Those are the super chats. I'm very happy. This emergency meeting is just going to be us seeing people join our Lamborghini giveaway.
and playing Pump It Up. It's a $49 ticket to one, it's completely worth all the money because you get to be a member of the real world. But two, it's a free ticket to win a Lamborghini.
♪ You'll be out ♪
It is.
Where's the speaker?
I'm going to drink coffee, smoke shisha, listen to Pump It Up.
♪ ♪
I've got a speaker, I've got...
Aikido, eh?
Seems to have lost power.
We'll be right back.
Right?
♪ I'm a bad boy ♪
*Humming*
*knock knock*
The Matrix can't stop me pumping it up.
What other Lambo videos do we have here? Give me more Lambo videos.
Give me the fundraiser.com video. Give me things. Everyone's joining the real world. It's October. It's Tate 2024. We're all getting fucking rich. Positive energy in the universe. We're going to rain dance. These motherfuckers never seen a rain dance like this one. We're going to bust into the disco. Rain dance so flawlessly. Every single piece of pussy in the fucking establishment ends up coming home with us. We're going to be richer than we've ever been. I'm the most famous man alive. And I'm dedicated to pumping everything to the moon just to fuck the Matrix. Just as a fuck you.
to all of those other people, I'm gonna do it. No matter what it takes. After I give away the Lamborghini, I'm giving away a Ferrari, I'm giving away a G-Wagon, I'm giving away endless things to the students at home. Cash prizes for the rain dancing. I'm richer than I'll ever need to be. I'm prepared to give it all away to the people who wanna escape the Matrix. All you have to do is be a student of the real world and understand that we're gonna pump it up because we fucking can. For the lols, it's gonna be funny. Ha ha ha, there's a nigger coin that's at a billion.
He's at a billion. He did it just to spite everyone because he's famous and rich. Is it take great?
Trump Trump Lambo and then show me doing doughnuts in my Lambo I need the doughnuts in my Lambo video and the Trump Lambo video and the fundraiser dot-com video
♪ You've got to come back, you've got to come back ♪
♪ You've got to pump it up, don't you know ♪ ♪ Pump it up, you've got to pump it up ♪
What's the name of the jam? Coffee number 38. Feeling great. Hydrated.
Coughing. Faggot. Retarded faggot. One in the chat if Trisha's a retarded faggot. One in the chat if Trisha's a retard. Two in the chat if Andrew's a retarded faggot. Three in the chat if Trisha's a nigger.
the chair Andrews lots of ones thanks guys sub twos are good number twos threes also I need this
♪ It feels good ♪ ♪ It feels so good ♪
♪ Let's dance ♪
♪ Make me feel good ♪
♪ Baby, you're so good ♪ ♪ Baby, you're so good ♪
♪ You better, you better, you better ♪
Let me show you motherfuckers how cool you can be.
Look at me and my Lambo.
This could be you in a Trump Lamborghini if you win in 48 hours. Check out how fucking awesome I am.
No wonder the matrix hates me. I'm so fucking funny and cool.
There's not a woman alive who would see this and not get wet in her panties.
*Growl*
*
♪ ♪
Imagine doing that outside a feminist rally in a Trump Lambo. You might finally get some balls. Imagine how big a, you'd be globally famous. Guys, we're giving you a chance to be world renowned with millions of followers on Instagram and be globally famous as a fucking hero for driving this fucking car. Do you have any idea how famous you're going to be if you end up picking up the Trump Lambo
Sorry, I gotta play Pump It Up again.
G -Wagon
G-Wagon Ferrari next. We're pumping it to the moon. Tristan, you don't understand. We're pumping it up. You remember when I launched Real Nigger Tate and you said, Andrew, stop saying that word? Do you remember? I didn't say that. Can you admit that you said, Andrew, all of your dreams, I want to see them crushed. I never want to see you succeed at anything. Andrew, stop it. Do not say the word nigger.
Stop making coins in that name. Do you remember when I launched daddy and you said you hoped I failed? Well, all of your fucking little hopes and promises are now falling flat on their faces. I'm not gonna do anything it takes to spite you.
I'll do everything it takes to make sure that everyone knows you're a piece of shit and a retarded faggot like the entire chat just fucking said. Everyone's gonna fucking know it and you can't escape. All these people who joined the real world, they're all getting fucking Lambos. Everyone's getting rich. Everyone's getting fucking Ferraris. There's nothing you can do to stop me pumping it to the fucking moon. I think you should apologize to the people at home.
I don't know I don't get any any of what you just said it doesn't make sense to me apologize obviously high-energy rain dance I'm going to sleep
Right.
Let's read out all the positive energy in the chat. It's uptober. This whole stream is just positive vibes. We need some bitches. Where's those girls you're ignoring? Get them here.
Text them. Tell them it's not pre-recorded. They blocked me.
Next emergency meeting, we're giving away the fucking Lambo. I'm giving away a car a week.
I'm gonna give away so much fucking stuff You can't find a single person on the planet Who's not had something from me That's what I'm gonna do I'm like fucking Santa Claus With big balls Christmas is coming early It's fucking October Daddy's going to the fucking moon To restore the patriarchy And to piss off the feminists I'm bringing it back Oh sorry BBC Hi Lucy Williams Sorry do you have any daddy coin Get the fuck out my house
What's the name of the jam?
name the jam pump it up what's the name of the jam name the jam pump it up what's the name of the jam what's the name of the jam what's the name of the jam what's the name of the jam what's the name of the jam pump it up
I'm gonna let you stop me with your small mindedness and cowardice. There's nothing you're gonna be able to do to fucking put me back in my cage. I will not be contained by you and your ilk. You and your little fucking band of faggots are gonna have to get out of here. This is my world. Crypto is mine. I've had enough of you. The whole world's had enough of you. The whole internet's had enough of you and your fucking backward thinking. Your feminist ideals. Because people like you have ruined the world. Trump's gonna fucking win. Trump let's
Sambo, daddy to the moon, everyone's joining the real world. Fuck you. Fuck you in the chat. If Tristan could get fucked.
you
Are you talking to me? Or are you just talking with your thumb pointed towards me?
We'll be right back.
All right, we have to stop playing this song and do an actual emergency meeting. We can't just play this song over and over again.
Yeah, people don't, you know, spend their time watching us just so they can listen to Pump It Up.
you
Thank you.
That would be extremely immature.
Oh, boring! What am I hanging out with girls for? What am I doing? Tell me! Oh, no, you really want to go on a date? Wow, tell me! So where are you from? I'll give you a date! October 14th, Monday, 20 past 8, where I'm live and definitely cancel on you! Oh, really? You have thoughts and opinions? Boring! Don't care! Don't care! It's an emergency meeting, sorry!
Oh, you think things do you? Yeah, I'm sure. Boring! I've got a date for you, the 12th of never!
you
and the vibe is so strong
I would argue that a man alive has rejected more women than me. Because you know what's better than dating women and fucking them? Saying no. You know, everyone says bad things about you on the internet, but I actually like what you say. I think you're really interesting. It'd be great to meet you in person. Nice try, Fed. No! No! Everything they said is true. I'm a misogynist. I'm a human trafficker. Get fucked. Bye. See ya. There's your date. The date you'll never forget.
fucking rejected. I will not take you to fucking fancy dinners. I don't want to eat chocolate and look at animals. I don't want to look at the fucking stars and hold hands. Get the fuck out of here. Don't care. Give it away Lamborghinis to the real-world students. Don't give a shit. Nothing you say is funny. Nothing you say is interesting. You have a pussy. I've had enough of that. Don't want to talk to you at all.
We're pumping it up and you're not helping. Don't ask me for my precious time.
Type that up and put it on the website.
♪ Who's got ♪
find that transcript to put on a t-shirt
Nice!
Daddy's hit 100 million. We're pumping it up. We're pumping it up. The good news hasn't even come yet. Good news is coming in 24 hours for all daddy holders. Real nigga, tell your daddy he's pumping. We're pumping it up. Girls are trying to date us and we're saying no. Only faggots date girls. No girls. You're all fucking boring. Oh, tell me. Tell me your opinion. Are you a model? That sounds hard. Wow. And what? Wow. With a camera. Wow. I'm sure you have so many interesting stories.
THEIR FAMILY AND FRIENDS.
Yeah, I'm definitely interested. Tell me more. Oh, and I get to pay for dinner. Great. Lucky me. Get fucked. Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here. I'm a human trafficker.
Back away.
Thanks.
Describe the date you would have gone on.
I pick her up in a car I spent $1.8 million on. Interesting. Yeah. That sounds fun. I'm wearing a suit that cost me $30,000, a $15,000 pair of shoes, and a $120,000 watch. Okay. I then pick her up...
And anything expensive she would be wearing, if she was wearing anything expensive at all, would have probably been purchased by some ex-boyfriend because she probably has no job. She's wearing other men's clothes and she has no job. Great. I'd take her out to a restaurant that I'd pay for it. Nice. And then she would be lucky enough to have sex with me. Nice. Oh, wait, wait. Who does all the work in bed? When instead, I could do push-ups.
But like, no, surely if you're having sex, I mean, that's, they're doing something for you, right?
No.
No, I'm exerting calories. It's my calories, my work. Or I can do this emergency meeting, smoke a cigarette, and do a thousand push-ups instead. Nice, nice. Then I win. But what... Push-ups don't ask me what car I'm arriving in. But no... Push-ups don't ask me what suit I'm in. But having sex with girls is super good because you get to go to talk to them, and then you get to put in loads of energy and get all sweaty when you're trying to go to sleep, and then you have sex with them, and they say, "Well, that was great."
And then...
wait and then you get in the next morning you have to be calling taxis and instead of just getting or going around your business and then you get to pay their bills yeah okay
Wow, that sounds like loads of fun. So wait, you get someone else's bills to pay and someone else to worry about, so you get another full-time job and responsibility, and in return you get sex you don't even want. Yeah, basically. And all women are nuked on fucking birth control pills, so you don't even have the slightest chance of having a kid. And their minds are all fucked up because they're full of hormones, and they're sitting there telling you about Kamala. Yeah, and their prescription drugs have nothing to do with their political opinions.
Interesting, interesting. That sounds super fun. So why didn't you go? I can't believe you missed out on that to do this emergency meeting and just listen to pump it up instead.
I mean, I don't know, that sounds like loads of fun.
I think we should do in future all of our dating
live on emergency meetings. That's a good idea. Fuck it. From now on... Ladies, this is a public service announcement from Tristan Tate.
Once that would say I'm gonna do that again. I want this recorded and cut from the thing To put on my x page ladies. This is a public service announcement on
from Tristan Tate. I'm a busy man. I work all the time and I'm sick of women complaining about how much I work. So from now on, if you want to date me, you're dating me right here live in the Rumble Emergency Meeting Studio. All of our dates are going to be live. I can set up a dinner table here. I can set up a movie. I can set up whatever you like.
But the dating is now happening while I'm live on Rumble, because that way I'm killing two birds with one stone. I'm changing the world with my amazing knowledge and my fantastic dating technique, which I'm going to pick up on. And two, I'm spending time with you. I don't really want to not work and spend time with you only, because you are a drain on my energy and resources. Ladies, if you want to date me...
inbox is open.
See you at the studio.
Nice. The best thing about that is, girls,
When you get to tell your really interesting dating stories,
Because they're so interesting. Oh, yeah. Oh, guys. Guys.
They are. I know you guys don't get to date supermodels all the time, and we do, but let me tell you. Oh, but their stories are fucking awesome. So good. Like the time they drank too much champagne at their sister's wedding. Do you remember that one? Whoa! I've only heard that four million times. Whoa! Or the time they went to that place with their friend because they got flown out by some rich dude, and then they argued in the hotel room, and they had to fly home early because their dad bought them a ticket. But there's no mention of the rich dude. It's just I went here with my friend somehow on a private jet. Or, or, do you remember the time when their ex was a bad guy?
He's toxic So they got a less toxic guy And found us Way to go girls
Smart!
The human traffickers, great.
So yeah, guys, now you get to hear all the super interesting stories that girls say on dates. It's really, guys, it's so fun. So awesome. So much fun. So I think it's going to be a fantastic idea. All first dates happen on emergency meetings from now on. Let's do it. And we're going to play Pump It Up the whole time.
Don't check your texts in that girl. I see you're texting. No, no, no. I'm texting the security guards. Fuck her.
Tell the security what? To keep her out?
Well, no, well, they keep girls at my house anyway. Girls come to this house all the time. Oh, what is he dressed in?
Lock. But I'm his mom.
Lock. I have his kid. Lock.
He was with me last night. He told me he loved me. Lock.
Gate's too big for you to climb. Should have got your upper body strength up. True, true. If you could do a pull-up.
you could climb the gate. True. Instead of wasting time on your back having sex with me...
She's been doing some fucking push-ups. With us and everyone else. Listen, guys.
I'm not that old, but I'm kind of old. I've lived a lot of life.
And I promise...
It's all the same.
I know you guys think I'll get young and rich. I'll get women. It'll be fun. Guys, it's the same story. It's like playing your favorite song over and over again until you can't stand it anymore. You've heard it so many times. You know every single beat. You know every single lyric. You know every single riff. Sometimes you'll listen to it and remember how much you used to like it. But it now just grates on you. And you don't want to hear it ever again. And when she sits down and starts going, yeah, well, you know, I tried to be really good, but my ex was toxic. He cheated.
on me and I came not tolerating that. I want a real man who pays my bills and takes care of me and puts up with all my bullshit and doesn't want any other women ever and wants to hold my hand and gives me endless attention and is really rich but doesn't have a job and only focuses on me because I'm not dating toxic men anymore. I deserve better. I deserve better because I'm so special because I have Instagram likes and you sit there and go, wow, cool. Yeah, really great. So anyway, all these 58
family, you know, I just went here and there. I went to Turks and Caicos and Dubai. And, you know, it was just with my girlfriends and we just stayed in a really expensive penthouse and we were just on a boat, but you know, and you know, all these men aren't serious. I want a serious man who pays for all my stuff and buys me diamonds.
Diamonds are forever, but you know else is forever Andrew
These hands.
And they're never going away. It is so fucking boring.
Dating women. Oh, bro. I'm trying to... Let me think of something I hate more than dating women. Am I going to start dating live on Rumble? Think of... It'll finally be interesting. Think how shit it is. You go there and you have to, like, make them laugh.
And it's so easy. Oh, yeah. You just sit down. You're like, oh, hi. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Oh, you're even more beautiful than I thought.
Thank you.
I'm lying to you. I'm a fucking liar. I am lying to you. You're wearing makeup to try and trick me with how you look. I'm lying to try and trick you that I'm a nice person. This is a fucking lie. You look like a nine on Instagram. You're actually an eight.
I lied to you. You are unimpressive.
*sniff*
Thank you.
And she'll sit there. You know, you're actually so charming and nice, but it's because I'm rich!
Don't pretend that I'm being charming. I'm looking at my phone, texting other women. I'm ignoring you. I'm making small talk with the waiter because at least he has interesting things to say.
Oh, you're actually so much more charming. I thought I thought you'd be crazy, but you're really nice I barely fucking spoken to you. I've barely spoken to you. I know you want to sleep with me I understand your bills need paying I know I
I know, I get it.
But I'm giving away the Lamborghini to a real world student. I'm not giving it to you.
So give up.
Could have joined the real world. Could have made something of yourself. Could have dedicated yourself. Could have made your own money, increased your power level. There is no reason why you can't join the school and be as successful as any man, besides the fact that you're too fucking lazy. And all you do is scroll TikTok and go through your Instagram inbox, trying to find a man to pay for your fucking life.
Do you think I'm dumb? Do I look like a fucking idiot? Do you think I believe you are here for any other reason than a lifestyle that you know I can afford? You scroll up and down Instagram all day replying to the messages of men who can pay for the life that you want so you can get more Instagram likes.
Do you think I am fucking stupid? Now you expect me to sit here and pretend to believe your story about how that's not the case.
Thank you.
Thank you, my nigger. He's Romanian. Oh, tell me later as well, please.
My Romanian nigger.
Nice. I'm going to go get my hair.
Thank you.
*sizzling*
Thank you.
Bye.
One of the coolest things I ever saw you do
We were in Dubai.
And we were sitting in a bar and two girls came and you said, all of a blue label whiskey. And she said, I'll have a whiskey. And Tristan goes, ah, whiskey. That's unusual. She said, yeah, I'll have whiskey. I want blue label, too. And you said, why? You don't even appreciate different whiskeys. You just want the expensive one.
She goes, I do appreciate different whiskeys. And you said, I have to go and left.
Yeah, I did leave. I did have to go.
To go drink whiskey with BMN instead. Who's a man, by the way. Shout out to BMN. She just wanted to spend your money, didn't she? Yeah, I like Blue Label Whiskey. No, no, no, no. Even worse. She wanted...
to try to fit in with me and my friends and act like she was cool. She thought I'd be impressed. "Yeah, I have a Johnny Walker blue label." "Yeah, I have a Johnny Walker blue label."
What? You're not one of me and my rich, successful friends who drink Blue Label. You're not on par with the gentleman sitting at this table. You are pond scum, and you're sitting there pretending to be upper class to fit in with me and my friends when you're fucking...
Nails chip. Chip fucking fingernail. What are blue label? Blue label is for old distinguished gentlemen. Like me. Who smoke and are racist. Yes, exactly. You are refusing to do either of those things. Sitting there wanting to drink the expensive whiskey to prove some kind of ridiculous point. But you do not belong here. Yeah.
Yeah. I'm wondering why they think we're misogynistic. Do you remember the most racist date we've ever been on?
I told this story recently. I'm going to tell this story right now. The most racist date you've ever been on. Close that weird window that's up on our screen. The most racist date Andrew and I ever went on. Because we are actually gentlemen and women do like us and we are pleasant to be around. This whole you're lying thing, this is all that's going on in our heads. But we're very polite and gentlemanly. So we were in South Korea. We were in Seoul, South Korea. And I invited a girl out that I'd met on a dating app. This was a long time ago. I wasn't very famous back then. Very few people knew me, especially in South Korea. No one knew me. Wait, wait. You invited a girl? Yeah. Okay.
So this girl comes out nowhere near as good-looking as her pictures I thought well free tour guide in South Korea not that hot but not gonna bang her free tour guide, right? And she invites her friend out now listen. I'm not usually attracted to Chinese ladies. I'm not But this Chinese lady turned up and she was a 10 and she was like oh, I'm with my friend I was like all right Andrew. I'll hang around with this chick so you can talk to this Chinese 10 so anyway this South Korean girl and
Got mad that we kept saying South Korea. And if you've ever been to South Korea, you know that you're not supposed to call South Korea South Korea. You're supposed to call South Korea Korea. Because it's not South Korea, apparently, according to South Koreans. So this South Korean girl, when Andrew said South Korea once, Well, you don't remember that it's Korea. Are you stupid? Andrew looks at me.
Now look at him. And I just knew he was going to one, say South Korea as much as possible from then on. And two, be super racist to Asians for the rest of the day. So telepathically, we communicate this to each other. I'd never let you down. And I'm sitting there and I'm like, you know what? Go, go.
This place is awesome. You know where can I buy like an authentic samurai sword like a real authentic one made by like the original masters? Oh my god. That's Japan. That's a great. I'm at with Japan is that ones how far is that? I like one city over. Oh my god. It's a complete different country and live there, and he's like okay So where the where the where the kung fu schools? I really want to you know learn some kung fu is there like Shaolin monks here That's China's turn China. No. I didn't know there was a difference
difference yeah asking where the americans fought during the vietnam war etc sorry to drop yeah they got very offended when i said about the vietnam wars like so did that happen here
They got super offended when we pretended to not know the differences between Japan, Korea, Vietnam, China. Indonesia. We just pretended it was all one big China. Isn't this the world's largest Muslim country? It's Indonesia. Oh, my God. Shut the fuck up. But then it all culminated in a beautiful moment. I'm sitting there drinking my Johnny Walker Blue Label Whiskey. I've got one girl here, one girl here, and both their heads are turning towards me. I'm looking at Andrew as I'm talking to these ladies drinking my whiskey. And Andrew looks me dead in the eye with none of the girls looking at him and goes...
And I spat my whiskey out. I spat my whiskey all over everyone's drinks. Oh my god, you talk, you talk childish. I'm leaving.
Best date ever. We're not Chinese.
Explain this if you're not Chinese.
So yeah, so the South Koreans...
Got super mad because we said South Korea. Yeah. Good times. That was an epic day, Andrew. Thank you. Thank you. That was loads of fun. Yeah. But basically, I kept doing Chinese eyes until they left. I mean, listen.
Just cut the bullshit. We're in China.
You know, like... Southwest China. I don't understand the writing...
There's noodles. Everyone's got black hair and pale skin and slanty eyes. We're in China. It's a bit Chinese. It's Chinese. I can just relax. It's whatever. It's my first time in Japan. Leave me alone.
They're like, "Koreans don't even understand Chinese." I'm like, "Are you dumb? You don't understand your own fucking language?"
"Well, you don't speak your own language, you fucking stupid?" Jesus. What? So yeah. Best date ever. That was epic.
We need to go back to China We need to go back to China And do some more slanty eyes We do, we do, we do We definitely do need to do that
Yeah.
After we give this Lambo away. Tristan, are we... Is it just me? Or are we super funny and hilarious? Well, tens of thousands of people watch every word we say. I just think... For some reason, I think we are super funny all the time. We're super duper funny, yeah. And we don't give a shit at all. No, we don't. And we're hilarious. Yeah, we are super funny. Do you know what the thing is? If girls had a sense of humor...
They'd laugh at that.
They'd be like, I see what these guys are doing. That's funny. Ah, the old slanty eyes joke. A classic. A classic. These guys are very intellectual, interesting, comedic men. They must have IQs of 175 plus. They should have been fucking...
In love. Instead they're like, "Oh my god!" and they storm off. And then they text us the next day. You wanna meet up? Oh, and the next day we went out with other girls. Do you remember Brandon and his Rolex?
This is a great story. Oh, this is a great fucking story. So, I'm Tristan Tate, king of nightlife, right? King of nightlife, king of booze. Andrew doesn't drink anymore, but Andrew used to drink back then. So...
we want to we want to get to a club on a table at the club so i call them in in in advance octagon club seoul if anyone's ever been there this was the place to be seven years ago when we were in seoul so i called the guy they have a foreign relations dude his name was khan he was actually a cool that guy khan was a real and you could tell he could fight he was in a cut suit it was kung fu chinese hairstyle samurai samurai so khan's a g right so khan hooks us up with this table
Now, I'm a giant anyway, but in South Korea, I'm super giant. Like, all these Chinese people are much shorter than me. So I go around on different tables talking to different women. Hi, hi, come here. Are you speaking English? That's cool. And there's a bunch of Chinese ladies at our table. When I see one that really catches my eye,
the princess of China walks in and I'll go over, excuse me, do you speak English? Yeah, we actually do speak English. Oh, that's cool. Oh, my friend's boyfriend is American. So I'm like, okay, well, there's some douchebag with him, but there's like three super hot Chinese chicks. So let's invite this guy over. He sits at the table. Do you want to take it over from there and how he tried to challenge me to drinking? You try to tell him. So Brandon is a fucking American who are the worst people. Guys, we're not racist because we hate everyone. Americans are the worst. They're loud. They're obnoxious.
So Brandon's with these three hot Chinese chicks in China. And he comes to our table and he sits down and goes, Hey, whiskey drinkers, huh? I love whiskey. I'm from Texas. And I was like, cool, bro. Don't care. Talking to your girlfriend and her mates. Anyway, he realized we were going to take his girlfriend from him. So he decided to try and act like an alpha male. Said to Tristan, hey, you guys are from England. You can't even drink whiskey.
And Tristan turns around and straight face said, I will drink you under the fucking table at a level you will never forget, at a level you will never enjoy. This will be the worst day of your life. You will hear strange sounds. You will see strange things. And you will regret ever taking me upon this challenge. Do not try to drink with me. I told him he was unfamiliar with the level of my game.
He's at it going, "Heh, heh, all English people say it. I'll drink with you." "Got Jack Daniels American whiskey, Jack Daniels." "Yeah!" 'Cause I didn't like that Chinese shit, so I went for what I know. So he starts pouring these big ass glasses of Jack Daniels. I'm like, "Oh, what is this, amateur hour? Tapping glasses, sucking back these little glasses of Jack Daniels." I look around, right, talking to the more Chinese ladies, and I start to feel slightly tipsy.
slightly.
I mean, you did drink about three balls of whiskey in about 15 minutes. Absolutely. I turn around slightly tipsy.
I use my Kung Fu that I've been learning from local Chinese. I turn to the side.
And I see this man.
passed out on the fucking couch drooling all over himself
So anyway...
The hot Chinese princess who I'm talking to is oh my god Brandon's drunk. We should - what about Brandon? Let's take care of Brandon. Oh my gosh fucking it's 3:00 a.m. Let's just leave with this Chinese We only invited Brandon to the table because he was with the Chinese girls He sits down runs his mouth drinks our whiskey that we're paying for and gets too drunk So now the Chinese girls want to take Brandon home, so it's early ish We could have stayed in the club another hour another two, but I thought fuck it
Chinese girls get some food maybe Brandon's gonna fucking snap out of it and stop being a fucking dickhead spoiler alert He didn't so we go to this Chinese barbecue place Korea is very famous for Chinese barbecue. Look it up So we walk into this place across the street. We sit down and the girls like yeah, we're gonna get food. What do you want? Yeah, anything. Yeah anything so Andrew sitting opposite Brandon and
Brandon's like, "Wha-wha-wha-wha-wha." Andrew looks him in the eye and says, "You know what, Brandon?
You're a fuck up. You are such a fuck up. I paid $8,000 for all that booze in there. And here I am sitting in a fucking Chinese barbecue restaurant because you can't fucking control yourself. I warned you not to fuck with my brother.
Huh?
"Huh? Huh? Huh? Jack Daniels." Sandy says, "You know what, Brandon? I've decided you owe me money."
So I'm gonna hold on to your watch until tomorrow when you pay half the bill, which is fair. You owe us half the bill. You fucked up our night. We paid for the table. You drank half the booze. Your girls drank half the booze. You owe me half the fucking money.
So he had this 10 grand Rolex on, whatever. And he takes the Rolex off his wrist.
Oh, my voice.
Yeah, tomorrow you get it back, because now you owe me money. Guys, I'm a real nigger, alright? I'm a nigger, right? So you come near me, you get too drunk, you fuck up my night, I take your fucking wallet. Collateral! Call the Chinese police! Shit, the Chinese police are going to come after us. This isn't theft, and I'm holding it as collateral, because he owes us money. It's not theft, it's insurance. Insurance. So anyway. I take his Rolex. These three Chinese ladies come back and lay out a nice...
Delicious Chinese banquet. I pay the bill obvious. They were ordering at the bar So it was just me and Brandon when I took the insurance. So I pay the bill and
I've got Brandon's Rolex in my pocket. Andrew, do you want to take it from here? We walk outside at the end of it. You missed a very important point. And Brandon must have...
We're sitting down with the food.
And we're eating the food. And Brandon, who's barely legible, is trying to tell the girls... That we have his watch. That I stole his watch. So me and Tristan are sitting there, sober, eating the Chinese barbecue. The girls are eating the Chinese barbecue. And Brandon, on the other side of the table, in between the girls, is like...
Gah!
buh buh buh and the girls are like you hurt yourself brandon did you fall over what's happened brandon he's like pointing at me
He's like, "My watch, my Rolex." Eventually, after about 20 minutes, the girls go, "I think he's saying he lost his watch."
And when she says that, he points at me with his drunken rat face, like a fucking snitch, like a little fucking coward. Brandon, little pussy, I hope you're watching this. You don't even have enough balls to admit that you fucked up the night and said, when she goes, someone took his watch, he goes, fuck.
points directly at me so I stand up Andrew time to go ladies call you tomorrow nice charming Tristan take as I am I fucking we what we I saunter out of the door like the gentleman I am Andrews after me and it's these three Chinese ladies come out like so I stole their fucking golden dragon roll-axe roll-axe
I'm like, "What? Huh?"
You stole Brandon's Rolex. So I thought, listen, ladies.
He ruined my night. He blah blah blah, but you know dragon ladies when they get up on one I was trying to explain politely as an Englishman ladies. He owes me some money because I know we're gonna go the Chinese being on you kept showing but really really Rolex
So I reach in my pocket,
I look at it. The dragon lady's silence for half a second. Look at me.
Slanty.
Wide open eyes.
Brandon's holy Rolex is in my hand. That's Brandon's Rolex. I look at it. Fuck Brandon's Rolex. And I smash it into 10 million pieces on the floor in front of them.
The shock on their Chinese faces.
when the Rolex got smashed to smithereens all over the Chinese concrete. All three Chinese girls stood there like this.
And you said, "Fuck Brandon and fuck his Rolex!" And we walked off.
They never said a single word. We never heard from the dragon ladies again. They didn't even try and follow us down the street. Now, Brandon probably died of alcohol poisoning. I don't know. Brandon, if you're listening...
I will buy you another Rolex. If.
You beat me in a drinking contest. But this time if you lose, instead of stealing your watch,
I'm gonna straight up motherfucking kill you. So make the decision. If you're mad enough. Bro, those dragon women were mad. They were furious.
They were furious. I forgot about that. We had a great time in China. Oh yeah, it was great. It was a cultural revolution. Can't wait to go back.
Guys, this is the kind of cool shit you can do if you have a Trump Lamborghini. So join the real world and 48 hours are given one away.
dragon ladies. You can be racist, you can do slanty eyes, and you can take Brandon's watch. If you want a chance to get this fantastic Trump Lamborghini, simply join the real world before the competition ends in 48 hours.
Thank you.
We're hilarious. We are so funny.
I'm playing pump it up again. We're the funniest men in the world. You know what the funny thing is people think that story is great That's one of our stories that we can tell oh, that's one of the ones we can think how many stories We can't tell and this is why dates are so boring girls don't have stories my best dates So when everything went totally wrong no girl sits down and goes I've got a story for you and by the end of it You're like that's a fucking story. It's actually just shit and
and gay. Although, although
I would love to hear that story.
from their perspective. - That would be interesting. - Imagine their perspective. We were in this club and these guys invited us over, and then they spiked my friend. - They got Brandon drunk. They got him drunk. - They spiked my friend's drink. So we all left because they spiked his drink 'cause he's evil guys. And then we went to eat and these crazy guys robbed him. Oh my God. And we were like, "Give me the watch." And he was so scared that we were gonna call the police. He just threw it. Oh my God, these guys are crazy.
Shut up bitch. I tell you the realest Chinese motherfucker I saw when I was out there though.
I ain't scared of approaching women. And no offense, I'm not usually that into Chinese ladies. I saw these two blondes. Russian, Belarusian. Must have been fucking Slavic something. Belarusian or Ukrainian. I don't fucking know.
But they were fucking tens. And they were standing by the side of this Chinese food store. So I woke up. Hey, girls. How are you? Oh, you speak English. I'm like, yeah, I know. What are you girls doing tonight? And they were super.
super dismissive, but in a funny way. They went, "Ha ha ha, he's wondering what we're doing. What do you think we're doing?" I'm like,
I don't know. You want to go grab a drink or something? I was like, ha ha ha, he thinks you want to have a drink with him. I'm like, I don't know, girls. You know, me and my brother are in town. And while I was talking, three Chinese Rolls Royces pull up. And the biggest Chinese man I ever saw gets out and opens the door to the shortest Chinese man I ever saw. And the shortest Chinese man goes like this. And both Russians get in his car. And I looked at Andrew and I thought...
Fuck, that tiny Chinese man's a bit of a badass, isn't he? That tiny Chinese man. He was the coolest Chinese man I've ever seen. Had the biggest Chinese man bodyguards, and he picked up his hooker hoes straight. They were Ukrainian prostitutes. He pulled up in his rolls. He was four... Three rolls! Three rolls Royces, full of security. He was four foot eight, and he just went...
And those Ukrainians sucked some Chinese penis. Oh, they sucked an inch and a half of the hardest Chinese cock.
On that side of fucking...
Bye.
Hong Kong.
So girls, where's the Great Wall?
Don't you know pump it up. You've got to pump it up. The Great Wall separates North and South Korea, doesn't it? I think it's something like that. Listen guys, you can get as mad as you want. I'm not really a fan of your president Kim Jong. It's something it's something like that. I
You know, you can get mad about the wall, Korea, the wall, China. There is a wall.
Separates north and south. It's an Asian wall. I'm European. Do you know where Hadrian's wall is? No. It's just some European wall to you. You don't know our walls. We don't know your walls. There's a wall. Get over it. Get over it. It's funny. It's fine.
*laughs*
Now that Chinese man was a G. Brandon was a fucking loser. Brandon was a fucking loser. I wonder what he's doing now. He's probably fucking married voting for Kamala. Yeah, he's probably just trying. My wife thinks Kamala's a great choice actually. Me and my wife consulted and we think that Kamala.
Join the real world.
So I'm being a fucking retard. That's how. I'm not going to talk to you about the features. I'm not going to talk to you about how you're going to make money. I'm not going to talk to you about how you're going to get free cryptocurrency. I'm not going to talk to you about how you're going to get free Lamborghini. I'm not going to talk to you about the best modern education platform on the planet. I'm going to tell you to join the real world because if you don't join, you're a fucking retard. Don't be a Chinese retard. Join the real world. Otherwise, you don't stand a chance of ever being anything in this life. That's how I'm going to tell you to join.
I'm going to go.
Thank you.
Court tomorrow.
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Jail, please.
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Throw your hands in the air, lift your head up high. You know you've got to sing along. Don't you know, pump it up. Of course, tomorrow, new charges, watch thievery in China.
Andrew Triss today has been arrested for robbering a Rolex in China. Ten years ago, ancient charges of Rolex smashing in the Chinese street. Witnesses Ching Chong Lady A and Bing Chong Lady B
that these terrible thugs bought them loads of alcohol and only wanted fair re-rumination for their financing of a shit night. They have been arrested and immediately remanded for the next three months in a Romanian jail. The victim, who now goes by the name of Brenda, is voting for Kamala Harris because he thinks that women's rights are the primary issue of this election. For more updates, go to bbc.com.
Fuck you, Edwards.
Fuck the BBC, fuck the mainstream media, fuck all you. We're human traffickers, you caught us. We were all branded, you're all Chinese. We don't give a fuck.
Join the real world or stay a fucking faggot.
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