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Thank you.
boom ladies and gentlemen welcome back to emergency meeting i know we've been away for a little while but you're not actually the boss of us and we can do these on our own schedule but
We're back.
Music
Welcome back to emergency meeting live. Now, as you can tell,
The original intro is back. The original intro that I made and I put together is back. We're done with Andrew's stupid songs that he keeps playing no matter what I do.
There's no more.
mr producer all right no i actually agree with tristan tristan made a really good point he came to me and said andrew we only do these shows for an hour
It's important that we talk to people, answer questions, help them. You spend most of your time just saying, I'm Mr. Producer, blah, blah, blah. And the jokes. It's not funny. And it's boring. Yeah, exactly.
the emergency meeting.
I admit it.
You got me. I agreed with you. We actually spent today discussing this. Oh, yeah, you're right. It's stupid. I'm done. Fucking never. Okay. $100 for free Joe Exotic.
But...
Where have we been? So everybody's asking when's the next emergency meeting? When's the next emergency meeting? And I want you guys to understand. Listen, I love all the support. You guys are awesome. Please smash the like button. But you're not actually like, you know, my fucking boss.
Like if I'm busy living my life, international playboy style, Tristan, the talisman Tate, when people like, hey, man, do an emergency meeting.
Fuck you.
I like doing emergency beings, but you guys don't actually control my life. So...
we're gonna do it on the face master.
Are we going to talk about what we've been doing or not?
Or are you just going to put stupid faces on the fucking screen?
I swear, you're... Woo!
Trying to get a nut. Now get on out here. Don't touch that coat.
Don't touch it.
All right, what's the agenda? No more Mr. Producer. I promise.
I'm done.
*sigh*
I'm just going to wait for you to talk. I'm not going to have you interrupt me with Mr. Producer.
You're going to talk.
you can't drop yourself how do you think she's doing compared to christina h3's wife see again again the same every episode can we drop the people's wives in the steadicam can we drop the stupid songs can we drop jamaican rap can we just shut the up about all these things and get to the real issues i got people asking me very good questions everyone's wondering where we've been all week we could fill them in with the amazing things you've been up to in our lives or you can make jokes about the camera and if you do i'm just taking off my headphones
What's her name again?
Ugly?
Ugly. I'm sorry that Tristan doesn't appreciate your work. I think the camera is very steady. I don't know if it's as good as Christina.
But I think that you've done for her first day.
For her first day moving the camera. Ugly? Sorry, guys. Ugly's done a good job.
That's H3's wife. H3's wife is ugly. And then we have Christina.
Scott's at home with the kids.
Ha! Right. Anyway, let's get serious now, Tristan. Come on, let's get serious. No more dumb shit. I agree with you. Come on, what's the subject today?
I can see your producer screen. What am I doing?
I'm not going to do anything. Look at the screen on the fucking T. It's fine. I'm going to do anything.
Go on, let's get serious. Let's get serious. Let's go. Go on.
Thank you.
Can you take this fucking seriously, please?
Working with amateurs here.
What's the topic of the day?
Your face.
Thank you.
- Correct.
clearly I can see what he's going to do before he does it.
I can see what he's going to do before he does it. You just said something about we shouldn't have any more Jamaican rap. But did you know that there's a Jamaican rapper who's actually G of the week? Yes. In fact, there are two Gs of the week. In fact, we have two G of the week. Two Gs of the week. So we're going to spend the next 10 minutes going over.
are two g's of the week and they both deserve it and they're both awesome
They are. So you even admit this Jamaican guy's cheating. This Jamaican guy is, when I say no more Jamaican rap on the show and talking in Jamaican accents and playing Jamaican fucking weird memes, this Jamaican guy...
Deserves to be G of the week.
One second.
Am I being Mr. Producer?
Alright, well, let's start with the other one then.
All right, so we'll start with the other G of the week while we're working out. So who here is familiar with the concept of an anime waifu?
Anybody? I was king of anime at one point. Yeah. Anyone who's my OG follower remember my old Twitter account where I became the anime king. I kept putting up pictures of anime characters that looked like the girls I was actually smashing, and I became king of anime. And we thought... I thought I was the best anime king ever, but this guy might be the king. Because we thought that people with anime waifus who fall in love with cartoons were losers. Up until...
We discovered this fucking champion.
who is in fact G of the Week. Andrew, could you play the video? This guy is G of the Week.
If your anime waifu is underage, you're a sick creep and should be locked up.
Oh, yeah.
I'll see you next time.
Oh, sorry. I don't date real girls. So a real girl.
is coming at this guy
Saying if you're in love with a cartoon that's drawn to be underage, then you're a pedophile.
But I mean...
It is actually just a drawing. Can't go to jail for loving a cartoon. This guy...
has really- He's a genius. Oh, sorry. I can't go to jail for love with a cartoon. You're not going to be young forever. Infertility.mp3.
Sorry, I don't listen to real girls. Bye.
He's a hero.
It's very, very heroic.
I think we'd play it again so people can actually appreciate how fucking smart this man is. He expected to be like, oh, sorry. She came at people expecting him to be like,
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not a pedo. We're getting a bunch of lag talk.
Homies lagging. Everyone's saying we're lagging. And we keep jamming here.
Listen.
I'm just playing G the week again.
You can deal with the lag. I can't deal with the lag. If your anime waifu is underage, you're a sick creep and should be locked up.
Love talking, this想いを伝えよう,今日こそ君へ.
Boom. All right. We're back. If this doesn't work, even Mr. Producer can't fix it. Are we back?
I'm waiting for the people. Is the sound working? I'm waiting for feedback.
When people say we're back, then we're back. We're back. Is it lagging still?
Or are we good?
I mean...
It looks okay.
I don't know what you did. Can you can they hear us?
They can hear us. We are back. Yes, it's back. Yes, it's good. Okay, so... No, no, no, no, no. You need to accept some fucking responsibility. Shut up. If you were such a producer, it wouldn't have happened. This was the first time ever you told me to play Thunder in your heart, and we got lagged out. No, the first few episodes we played Thunder in your heart. You just made this shit up. You... You're making things up. No, you wouldn't let me play the Mr. Producer song. I will walk over this issue. I want you to just accept that we changed one thing, and the whole thing has been ruined.
Do you accept that? No, I don't accept that. You're telling me it had nothing to do with the one thing we changed. Don't play the theme tune again. No one wants to hear it again. No, we're going to start the show. Because some people who are watching this haven't seen the last shows. Guys, if you're watching this, you didn't see the first broadcast. What happened was Tristan wouldn't let me play the Miss Producer song. Had to play Thunder in Your Heart. And then we lagged out. And I was trying to pretend he had nothing to do with it.
There is a tradition. There's a way we start this show. Tradition. Which keeps us in karmic balance with the universe, which allows us to spread the gospel. And that requires, Mr. Producer, and I'm tired of you trying to pretend that this song does not have magical powers. It doesn't.
I'm sorry.
Isn't that better?
Everything started the way it was supposed to start. Don't you feel more at peace? I feel so much more at peace.
Mr. Producer's here. I fixed the problem. The song's been played. Everyone's happy. Read the chat.
Admit they're all happy.
No, it's 50/50. Anyway. No one doesn't like the Mr. Producer song. Everyone hates it. You're a liar. In fact, everyone said
It's the worst song ever. No, not true. Anyway, so now that we've started the show as we fucking should without your tyranny. Can I just say thanks to the people on the previous broadcast who sent in super chats for free Joe Exotic, etc, etc.
Those have now been wiped away, but
The money is still going to the good cause. So what did we mention in the past show that we have to do a quick recap on who didn't see it? Literally nothing. We say the same one thing and take hours to say it. So we were talking about Scott Adams' wife holding the camera. It's not Scott Adams' wife. It's H3's wife. Someone's wife holding the camera. Hey, what's her name again? Ugly. Ugly. Yeah. Hey, ugly. Yeah. You're doing a pretty good job. Not as good as Christina, but not bad. Good. Keep it steady. Yeah. Ethan. Ethan Klein.
Chubby. Chubby.
You know what? We're getting so much flack lately. We're getting so much hate. Yeah, the hate's coming real. I don't have time to watch it because we're getting so much hate so fast. We're not watching any of it.
The world is coming for us. I just Google a picture of the person hating on me, and I'm like, ah, okay. That's why. Got it. That's literally it. We don't watch any of the hit videos, none of them. Nope.
But, um,
ethan someone sent me a clip of ethan when i was making fun of him for talking slow because he's got a slow brain and he's sitting there going
I didn't think
Talking fast was...
Good.
I didn't even see that. Bro, he can't, even when he's mocked for being a fucking dullard with a slow brain, he can't talk any faster. If me and him were to have a debate live on a podcast, he would get annihilated, verbally assaulted in a way he wouldn't be able to even...
repercuss you know i have to just stand there and get annihilated and he'd be like oh
*Gunshot*
I'm not fat. Yes, you are, G. Yes, you are.
And ugly's moving the camera look ugly she's here moving it you know what I have to say I actually have to give some credit and I'm very actually happy that
for the trend that KSI and Logan Paul started. Because now when people beef on YouTube, you can say, fight me. And backing out makes you look like a bitch. It is Ben Kline.
If you think you're more of a man than me with your cholesterol and your ugly wife, anytime, any place we will throw down in the cage and I will smash.
The remnants of, I will smash the fat into your bones.
anytime, anyplace. To be fair, his wife would probably have a better shot.
He's got that big man fist, you know? That's what she uses on the cam. Big man fist. But no, the only thing I saw of his whole rebuttal was him sitting there, talking slowly, trying to defend the fact that he talks so slowly. And it also shows how stupid his viewers are. I've never heard him talk. Bro.
His viewers sit there and watch him literally do this.
I'm a comedian.
*sniff*
Thank you.
It's fucking, I can't watch it. It's like, it hurts my brain. The people who watch it must be so fucking stoned out of their minds. And when I make fun of him for talking slowly, he couldn't even put a sentence together quickly. He couldn't even give me a little bit of rapid fire. He couldn't even sit there and go, I can talk quickly if I want, but I don't think that's the best way for me to get my point across. He couldn't, yeah, he couldn't even do that. He just sat there and went,
Is talking slow?
and then ate a twinkie dumb did he actually eat a twinkie yes of course he did then his wife came over here and moved my fucking camera yeah exactly mr producer now get on out here shut up don't touch
Anyway. Yeah, so I'm a big fan. Listen, I'm referee. I mean, I'd fight you myself, but you seem to have a beef with my brother more than me, which is fine. But, like, I think I'd just...
i'd crush in every single version of the multiverse see if you fought andrew what would happen is he'd pepper you up so bad that the fat would compress into muscles so you'd look ripped afterwards but you'd be a broken man you'd be a black hole of pain a black hole you would implode in on of yourself whereas if i beat you up what would happen is i would hit your fat so hard that i'd crush your bones into dust under your fat so you'd look like that fucking
what's that movie that we don't watch a star wars character that he already looks like yeah no bones he already looks like that true no the thing is the thing is yeah he doesn't understand that in every single version of the multiverse and all the different versions of the matrix in which the code was changed yeah in all of the million different ways and all the million different universes that him and i could fight the chance of him winning even once is zero
zero. He could never beat me. And he knows that. He sits there.
I don't think...
fighting.
makes
uh,
Good...
- Man.
- That's literally, I just look at a picture of him and go, bro, you just, you just - - Bro! - You just could like, people like me picked on you your whole life. And now you got a podcast and you're a fat and overweight and ugly wife and you hate - just don't step to the G. - Yeah. - Because I already made my YouTube video where I had to, everyone was laughing at him. Don't make me, don't come for the top G. You can't win. And the reason you can't win because - - Too rich, too strong. - Too rich, too strong. - Too rich, too strong. - For everything you wish you could be. - If you were to line up a million people and say - - Let me break this down one more time.
We said it on Twitter. You said it about him before. Life is like...
a video game and you could design your character but designing your character actually takes hard work it's like the sims or one of these rpgs that people play where they increase their strength level they increase their intelligence level they increase their their resources all the cool that they have and every time you watch one of these nerds who's super into video games he never chooses to be slow fat short weak without any stuff
Everyone wants to be the guy who has everything. That's right. So 19 out of a million people, precisely one million when designing their real life avatar, would design an avatar far more like myself or my brother than this fucking guy.
- Yeah, when this guy plays a video game, he tries very hard in this video game to get a guy who's like Andrew Tate. Big, strong, rich, got a sword, got a car, hard to kill. No one wants to be him. He doesn't even wanna be him. He wants to be me. That's why he's upset. - It's a projection. - It's a projection. That's why his wife's here moving my camera. That's why Ugly's here on the steady cam. - And we don't even want her here. - Ugly, we don't even want you in our studio. - This is minus chick. - Go away. Go back to Ethan.
What do you mean? We know he's fat.
Go back to him. I'm sorry, you're below our bare minimum standard. Anyway, far below. Far below. On to G of the motherfucking week. G of the week.
If your anime waifu is underage, you're a sick creep and should be locked up.
I'm so happy to be here.
I'll be back.
So if you didn't get the point of this video, this is a guy who gets called out by these girls who dress up like anime girls and try and be hot, saying, If you're into cartoons of girls who are supposed to be underage, you know, if you like these drawings, you should be locked up and you're a sick creep. And he basically...
Fumouciser shuts her up in her face with his electrifying dance moves and his ice cold logic.
Can't go to jail for loving a drawing. This guy defeats that girl. Without the girl, at the beginning, this video would not be half of what it is. Yeah, she's like, oh, you're a pedo. I expect him to go, I'm not a pedo.
Guess we all going to jail then. You're going to turn 30 one day. She's 15 forever. Damaged goods. You're good for damage. We have to play him again. He's J the Week. He's J the Week. We're going to bring him back. Let's bring him back. J the Week. Bring him back. If your anime waifu is underage, you're a sick creep and should be locked up. We're a sick creep. We're a sick creep. We're about to witness a murder.
Call the cops. I guess we're all going to jail then.
Honey, I love you. Sorry, I don't listen to real girls.
That girl is the biggest loser. She's loser of the week. She is loser of the week. Yes, step to this guy. Let's move.
His moves are electrifying, mesmerizing. Tekko Jeff, love the drawing. My waifu's future are eggs. Your future's infertility. Dot MP3. Dot MP3!
Second thought, my commissioning artist. Drawing a bikini.
I mean, it's a drawing. Tekko Jeff, love the drawing. I mean, how old's the drawing? There's no, like, I don't give a fuck about real girls. About real girls or their musicians. About my waifus.
I want you to follow this guy. Waifu Watchers. This is an official shout out.
Waifu Watchers. Can you follow this guy, everybody? He's a fucking hero. Hero. He ain't taking shit. You know, I have to say, I used to look down on people who like fell in love with drawings and shit, but this guy is so fucking cool.
You can't hate him. It's better to fall in love with the drawing than fall in love with ugly.
Exactly. I mean, I mean,
Every drawing is hotter than her.
I'm not even a member of the homosexual community, but like a drawing of a penis. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I just had an epiphany. Tristan. What? God just spoke to me and he made me realize- Oh, again? Not yet, again. And he made me realize that we're being bad people. And just because I'm stronger and smarter and more intelligent and richer and more successful, and everyone wants to be me, and no one wants to be him and his wife's ugly, doesn't mean we can sit here and just make fun of him for the whole episode. But didn't he start this?
Yeah, I guess he did. You know the worst thing about it when people try and make fun of me because we're getting a lot of hate lately, you know? Loads, loads, loads of people making videos. And the funny thing is,
They come at me with videos and they're like, he's a misogynist.
And I'm like, do you think that's going to lose me fans? Do you think anyone who watches this show is going to be offended by me saying that girls can't drive?
Girls can't drive. I just told you the truth. Everyone here watching knows it's the truth. And then like our house is filled with beautiful women who all want to have sex with us. Yeah. And these guys ain't even got no pussy. And then they're like, he's a misogynist. I'm surrounded by beautiful women. He'd never be surrounded by. And then he's like, he's a misogynist. He said, women can't drive. They can't G they can't. I stick by it. If that makes me a misogynist, fine. I'm a realist. I stick by him. I'm a realist realism.
Calm down.
Do you think I'm going to lose a single fan for that? Nobody watching this show gives a shit. Guys, feel free to unsubscribe if you're offended by us. Feel free to unsubscribe if you think women can drive like men. Because we need viewers. That's the weird thing about YouTubers, you see. He actually pulled it off. He made some money. He's poorer than us, but he made some money. YouTubers start YouTube and sit there talking, slow eating Twinkies, being a fat dork for like nine years on YouTube. And like, no, I have some money. We got rich and thought, you know what? Let's start fucking around on YouTube and fuck it.
to have spent half a million, a million dollars in single days and summed up in a 12 minute video filmed on a fucking iPhone. We don't give a shit.
with a real fucking deal.
They talk too fast. My wife. Dullard.
Dullard. Yeah. Dullard. Yeah. And if you want to come do something about it, Ethan Klein...
Well, I'm ready to, me and you, bro.
You don't want to step.
You're just a squirrel trying to get a nut. Don't touch that coat. And the thing is, it's very easy to attack us to fans of people like him.
This is the thing. They all want to be off. Everyone's like, well, this video has thousands and thousands of likes, and this guy was coming at you. I look at the picture. I'm like, ah, people who like this guy don't like me.
No shit!
You can't be a guy who's liked by everybody. And if anyone in the world doesn't give a fuck about not being liked by anyone, it's me and you.
big andrew tate and tristan take real bad man in the block right you understand
Jutier Dan Tristan, Rick Batman in the block club, you understand eh?
There is nothing that guy has that I don't have better times a million. Top G. Now, while we're talking about G's of the week, we're going to move on from Ethan, because although that guy was number one G of the week, did you know, Tristan, I actually have another G? You have two G's of the week. I know you do, and this one is equally as deserving, and I have to make a slight public apology.
I say no more Jamaican rap. Stop fucking talking in Jamaican words. Fucking call it with the Jamaicans on the podcast.
But this Jamaican,
has won me over. This Jamaican is G of the Week, and he fucking deserves it. So first, we're going to play the video, and then we're going to talk about why.
It's a freestyle. Listen up. You might learn something. My man Biggs Don.
Listen to this
and the money where my flick you can feed your family for my wrist it's cool that the hell's in my fridge i figure if you make gold kick it like a riba rito i'm a style tough dog just call it concrete i thought's found feet 20 grand feet straight to me hill figure that my kids are cheap for your girls to the pre i know she want she
So why?
This guy is G of the week. Bigs dog. If you listen to the lyrics, he talks about his Rolex. Listen, listen. Being iced out. Bigs dog. The first word he says is,
Rolex, upon my wrist.
It's a bust down, which means it's like iced out. He's put diamonds all over his rollers.
but he's not wearing a watch. He has no watch in the video. He just says it. And then he says later on the video, Clark's Pumby Feet.
30 grand feet 30 grand for his shoes and then if you watch the end of the video closely he's wearing the most dusty flip flops dusty two dollars like 30 cents they don't even they don't even fit listen watch it again watch it again and listen how much how much he's bragging
He's bragging about his Rolex that doesn't exist. He's bragging about his diamonds that don't exist. And when he brags about his Clarks, for all the white boys out there, that means shoes. When he's bragging about his shoes, wait to the end of the video and look at the shoes he's wearing. And he says that if the girls see his shoes, they're gonna wanna cheat.
They're not going to want to cheat if they see these shoes.
But we're gonna play it again. Alright, let's do it.
Someone get a screenshot of these shoes. Someone screenshot these shoes.
Here they come.
50 grand feet. Here, look.
Those shoes don't get girls, bro.
Those shoes don't get girls. That's what's so gangster because he knows they don't.
They're the dirtiest red flip-flops. Look.
My most expensive pair of shoes.
Cost $16,000.
They're black alligator skin, custom made, handmade boots. And I'm just saying...
that guy's shoes are cooler than mine.
bro that guy wins i'm not hating on him don't think i know yeah he's the he is his rolex is bust down he's got diamonds and he's got the shoes i'm gonna play it one more time because no one's understanding me here everyone gets it everyone everyone gets no no one last guys listen to the lyrics look at how he has none of the things he's talking about but he's singing with such conviction tristan he's singing like your girl's gonna look at me and cheat because of my shoes she is no listen let me just tell you he's pimping ethan's wife would that dude
Ethan's wife's busy on camera. Steadicam.
I love you.
The two champions of this week, the double champs, double champ. If your girl sees McClark's pawn me feet.
She gone cheap.
that guy's g of the week bro that guy's g of the week bro if your girl saw those shoes admit admit guys you're in love with your chick you're completely in love you've been everything's good everything's good and then she fucks this guy you're like why do you fuck she goes you had to see his shoes and then you saw those shoes you would be a bit like you'd have to kill yourself i mean i'd be like fair like fair enough yeah
I lost to the better man. I lost to the better man.
He's a G. Biggs Don. That's his name, Biggs Don. Biggs Don is officially G of the week. So those are the Gs of the week. We have two Gs of the week this week. I just did a triple mashup of me, two Gs of the week, the three Gs, top G, and two Gs of the week.
That's going to go famous, super viral, 1 million hits.
Best YouTube clip in history. Number one. I don't think there's anything better on YouTube than that.
And this is a completely true story. I now speak to Oran Juice Jones' son on Instagram.
He's a fan of the podcast. He's a fan of the show.
because of Don't Touch That Coat.
We've reinvigorated the love and respect that the world should have for Orange Juice Jones by at least a little bit. And Orange Juice Jones Jr.,
appreciates the show. So quick shout out.
Right. Super Chats. We haven't even mentioned the Super Chats yet. What Super Chats? There's a few Super Chats, but I think, first of all, we should talk about what we've been up to.
Because we have not, take those shoes away from me.
The Clarks.
They're Clarks, but take them away from me. Why?
Because if you admit, he'll take your girl. He would. He would. I know he would. You're worried about your choice. I know he would. Put him on your side.
I don't know if I can do that.
Oh wait, I'm Mr. Producer. Of course I fucking can. Just delete these things. What do you mean delete? How about I double it up? Okay, so I think everyone's been asking where we're going. We get hundreds and hundreds of messages every single day and we actually do appreciate.
you guys asking where the next episodes are even though you're not my boss so go yourself so we're gonna discuss what we've been up to so
What have you been up to?
I've been producing this show. What have you been doing?
Not been producing this show. I am. I'm Mr. Producer. Of course, I've been producing the show. You literally sit down five minutes before the show goes on.
and click buttons does anyone believe i just sit down and just make this up as i go and it always goes to a poll
No one believes that.
Okay.
Thank you.
What's the Super Chats?
Talk about what we've been doing this week.
Whoa, we got $500 super chat from my boy Luke. I think that's who I think it is. The guy I've been talking to and doing some business with. He's a fucking smart guy. Luke Belmar. Yeah, he's a smart dude. Real smart dude. There's no message there, though. Just the name. Of course, because he's just fucking flexing. He's just rich. He's like us. And Poria, P-O-O-R-I-A, 200 American dollars.
Nice. So Luke, we're going to talk about Luke when we talk about HU in a second. Okay. I watch every emergency meeting in my car because I need to listen to the, I need to fasten the fuck up. Hashtag free jokes like. That's right. You do need to fasten the fuck up. UE Outdoors. Respect.
Now, if I missed anyone's super chats from the previous broadcast, I actually apologize, but the broadcast started lagging. We got attacked by the Matrix.
But who won in the end?
Okay.
Okay, everyone agrees. I said, does this take 10 minutes of planning or weeks of planning? And it's 72% for 10 minutes of planning. I think people are wise to your scheme, Andrew.
People realize that you don't spend weeks producing a show.
I mean, we were in London, we were in the Czech Republic, we were in Cannes in the south of France.
And I don't think I once even heard you mention this show.
You tell me I'm not dedicated.
I'm dedicated to this show.
The level of dedication I have is the level of dedication you're probably never going to truly understand.
You don't understand dedication.
that I commit to this show.
So come on, what's the news? Let's talk. Turn this off. I will in a minute. Just tell me what the first subject is.
Thank you.
What's the first subject?
What's the first subject? Come on. I'm just filling time because you're not a very good fucking anchor. I can't help it as producer. I have to fill time because you can't do your job. Tell me what the first subject is and I'll turn this off. I'll send my phone and text bitches. No, no, tell me. Tell me what the first subject is. Nope. Can we have three Gs of the week? This guy was G of the week last week. Can't he be double G? I'm not talking to you. Why? Because you covered my face with this guy and I'm not talking to you.
Just be locked up.
All right, I'm done. Can you put together a show like that in 10 minutes? No, sir. So anyone who voted 10 minutes doesn't know that I've been working for weeks on that exact clip. Everybody knows that
Everyone's voted against that clip. Right. So what we do, what we do in London.
flexing what do we always do we're just making money and flexing traveling the world yeah the matrix has actually changed you want me to say something serious i'll say something serious go on you want me to say something serious no i didn't give a what you say
You make me sit here.
I don't make you. You enjoy my show. I don't enjoy your show.
I was just covered up by a guy with a fucking pink unicorn head.
Just say your things.
Say your things. If anyone's got a question for me, I'll answer them. Otherwise, I'm just going to ignore you. All right, this is serious mode. So for the last few weeks, we've been traveling around the world handling business. Yep.
And the reason we've been doing that is because, and I'm saying this very seriously, I genuinely believe that the hole in the matrix, which has existed for the last two years is being repaired. There was unprecedented fiscal policy in response to a global pandemic.
pandemic, which allowed people to make insane sums of money that they did not deserve. Yep. Now, I've always made money because I am top G. But there's been a bunch of idiots out there who like bought a scam coin, poo dick butts, and it went up. And they think there's some kind of genius trader. Yeah. You're not a genius for buying poo dick butts, bro.
i think it's dick poo butts actually whatever the coin is the point is you could have bought any coin and it went up yeah anything didn't make you that smart it didn't make you smart stocks only went up crypto only went up and all that's coming to an end because the universe must prepare i put a video on this channel take speech the fed wants you back at work watch that if you haven't watched yet it's completely true they do they are gonna make inflation go to the roof they're gonna
Bankrupt as many people as possible because they need you back flipping the burgers. That's their intention. They don't like this stocks only go up crypto only goes up. No one has to work making money from home making money from all that has to end right.
So it's about to become hard mode. So we've been traveling the world preparing for hard mode because when hard mode comes, if you want to make a lot of money, you always do it the same way. You do it via your network. So we've been spending a lot of time networking with War Room members and senior HU2 members, making sure that we retain the ability to teach people how to make money. Guys, if you're sitting here right now and you're praying for the Bitcoin price to go up, you're basically praying to win the lottery. Yeah, you fucked up.
praying for a number to go up that you don't control is like praying to win the lottery. You need to have some self-control and some influence over your income. You need to be able to make money. More money coming in and you can put that money into Bitcoin.
and hope the money goes up later. But your daily income, your weekly income, your monthly income has to be increasing.
A jump in the Bitcoin price is not increased income. The number of Bitcoin you have is still the fucking same.
Completely. And when you talk about crypto and like free money that everyone didn't deserve, no one believed and look at Luna. Luna came and wrecked everybody.
I'll put the chart up. This is the chart.
one second pow pow pow ust down to fucking zero because they were promising 20 on a stable coin 20 free money you put your money here it's 20 for free and you know what all the people within the war room all of our smart crypto guys and hate you too said this is not sustainable they said and we told on z we told everyone to get out yeah as soon as they could they said this is a ponzi now it doesn't mean you can't make money ride the ponzi but the second it started to de-peg
Everyone's out. Out. So with our network, if you were in HU2 and War Room, you could have made a shit ton of money, 20% on your money and not lost anything. All the people without a network who are greedy, sitting there by themselves, sleeping as it crashes, because no one's there to wake you up. No one's there to message your phone. No emergency alerts. None of those things. Then you lose. So we've been strengthening our network. And it doesn't really matter because now we're at a point where we can't even possibly go broke. Zero percent. We're in the NBA. Yeah.
I'm an NBA player. Do you know that? Do you know what that means? The NBA player?
Everyone knows MBA means never broke again. Never broke again. Never broke again. But still, all the brokies out here who are hoping for crypto go up, that's not the way to do it. You need to make money now and making money now when the prices are low is when you'll build your next fortune. So it's very important, more than even during the days when it was going up to the moon, now is your chance to get some money, invest correctly, follow what we teach in Hustles University and you can become rich. In two or three years when the cycle starts again, you can become extremely rich. Now,
I don't know if I should make this guy G of the Week or not, because I think he might be lying to me. There's enough Gs of the Week. It is. Oh, the guy who just said the super chat. No, what did he say?
Nothing, Jesse. Nothing.
The guy, never mind. Go on. Who's lying to you?
I don't know if he's lying to me. Well, then don't make him do you a week. Let's spend a week investigating him. All right, we'll investigate. But we got a guy inside of H.U.
who says he's 13,
And I don't know if he's actually 13 or not, but he says he is. And he's making 10 grand a month.
Thank you.
using our tactics from he's made a tick tock account because here's the thing anyone can make the thing around a month is he's it's just is he smart enough for that age to apply the information if he has he is he's not even smart bro the what things we teach aren't about smart it's copy paste it's it's basic do you have four hours a day to copy paste because if so you will guaranteed make money so here i'll put him on the screen quickly
*whistling*
I'm 13, got my first 10 grand payment from H.U. A year ago, I was making TikToks of $20 a day. Now, we keep sticking to the point he's 13. I'm like, bro, are you actually 13? He's like, yeah. We don't know. I don't know. And it says 13-year-old millionaire is his screen name. And he's obviously not a millionaire. He just made his first 10K. But you know what? If you're making that money, he's obviously making that money. Now, that's real. He might be 40. If there's a 13-year-old who can copy and paste and make money with my system, then that shows H.U. works. But I'm not here to explain to people how H.U. works. Yeah.
Anyone with a brain knows H.U. works
you
60 ,000
60,000 students if it didn't work. - Renewing month after month after month after month. - Everyone's making more. - The value they get out of it is worth so much more than we sell it for. - Everyone's making more than they invest, and that's why we have 60,000 students. - But let me tell you something also about networking. We've been flying around networking. It's not just about being able to make money. It's not about making yourself future-proof. It's also about quality of life. If you don't know anybody, your life sucks. When you've got Savile Row tailors who can get you into the best restaurants and the best clubs in London,
Yes, Samarone. On your phone. When you're in...
I see what you've done there. That's several row.
My point is...
When some geeks who didn't quite understand our financial situation and thought we were brokies.
Said that Ethan was richer than us.
Who gives a fuck if you only have money if you're fat?
Lonely, unfit.
going to have a heart attack any day now, have one wife who's a minus three. He's nowhere near. Like you have, you are nowhere near. He's nowhere near. I mean, what cars do you drive? Fuck this guy.
We have more cars and our value of cars is worth more than he is. The point is,
Networking is also about
getting to know people, increasing your quality of life. And you need to make money and know people and be able to move around the world to have... Where's the picture from Prague? Let me put that up. Where's the picture from Prague? Me?
Me, you, and the war room guy.
I mean it's on my Instagram Send it to me on Telegram Because I'm Mr. Producer and I'll get it on the fucking screen Because I'm that guy
In the meantime, so yeah, that's what Hustles Universe is about. So guys, I really want to understand something. I want you to understand something.
I said before on a Fresh and Fit podcast, it's about to be have-nots and have-yachts.
It's now have nots time. It's have nots time. The poor house is here and you brokies have got a long stay booked. It's about to be...
Have debts.
And have jets.
Have pennies and have Bentleys.
I need something else that rhymes.
Have a good life and have a fat ugly wife. Ethan, he has a bad life. Scott Adams.
I kind of, yeah, we need to mention Scott Adams. I've sent you a video.
To be fair, Scott Adams' wife wasn't that fat or ugly at all, but she did just cheat on him and fuck other dudes and leave him. So it wasn't really his wife. It was everyone's wife. Quite good looking, but she was public property. Correct.
So that's all we're going to talk about HU because I don't really need to talk about HU because we're having problems.
uh oh wait i've got a message scott just tweeted about me
Thank you.
Real time! Ooh, real time! I like this! Well, this guy is... My wife's moving his camera! No, no, no, I won't fight him, but I'll just type this message on Twitter. My wife loses his... You lose! I don't mean the Nailed Tweet. You lose a life.
I've got like 40 girls hotter than your wife.
All right.
He's watching her kids while she's out.
Ow. Dude's a dork.
It's turbo door. I want to wait for this tweet.
In the meantime, let's talk about something else while we get the tweet.
Checkmark.
No, we're not talking about Jack Murphy. Talk about something else.
What else can we talk about?
So we've been in London. We've been in Prague. South of France. Anything to say about the South of France?
You know the problem with France? I know the problem with France.
I know the problem with friends.
Are you being serious or are you talking shit? I'm being serious. What's the problem with France? I don't like...
One thing about the south of France, almost everything about the place is very cool apart from one thing.
Everybody's on cocaine.
I don't like that. I was going to say something else. What were you going to say? It's full of French people.
exactly i know that's what you're saying i can read your mind that's why i said you want a serious answer about my real opinions about these places if they were to take the south of france and fill it with cool people it'd be cooler true or false
Do you know a single cool French person?
No, me neither. Here's a picture of a war room meeting in Prague. I'm making it small so you can't see his face too much. Yeah. But look how I'm doing the power symbol.
symbol of power i'm the illuminati freemasons secretly controlling the world i am secretly controlling the world how else do you think i got so big the unmistakable fire ah so someone just goes hey tate
Scott just tweeted about you.
I have notifications on, but he just deleted it.
So he knows in real time we're going live and he's tweeting about me. He's probably watching it there going, ah, Christina, come back.
Christina, stop moving the camera. So he's watching us. Hey, stop. Pussy.
I would rather lose both my arms and both my legs for the rest of my life than live one day as you. Literally. Little Dilbert.
Sorry, my little Dilbert cartoons.
Bro, he wore an oxygen monitor during the height of the bear boat. He wore an oxygen monitor. He wore a mask and an oxygen monitor and pumped himself full of vaccines.
Jesus Scott bro just do absolute cowardice and women women find this is some advice for the G's out there women find two things repulsive they find frugality repulsive when you show that you're frugal and tight with money it shows that you have a scarcity mindset and you're afraid of the world and you're afraid of the fact you can't make more money and you're trying to like it's kind of like cowardly it's like not going into a fight yeah I can't spend this money because I need it I need it it's not about being rich they just hate it they hate frugality and they also hate cowardice
an absolute coward.
and be scared sitting at home with an oxygen monitor and then like her golf instructor was out playing golf shaking people's hands yeah he's like well i ain't got an oxygen monitor i'm playing golf yeah she's like okay well my man's at home hiding in fear and you're a golf instructor let me find the picture of the golf instructor exactly that she's slamming
and put it on the screen just so everyone knows i mean he's a handsome dude he's he's he far exceeds the standard of her husband
Tweet about me more, Scott.
I don't think you understand. I don't think he understands. We don't care. We don't care. We don't even watch hit videos on us anymore. We used to watch hit videos on us because it's like, wow, someone made a hit video of us. That's pretty cool. People in the YouTube community are starting to realize who we are. Let's watch this storm. Oh, look, he's a fat geek. Now it's just like, oh, someone made a hit video. Someone made a hit tweet. Google the picture of him. Oh.
Cool, yeah.
No doubt.
Yeah, you can't act like a coward and expect to keep your chick.
that's some advice for you scott i don't want you to be upset yeah i really don't want to be upset because i know like you draw cartoons but you're not you're not a fight a world champion kickboxer and you're not like the top g and i know obviously you're nowhere near my level and you're you're sitting there confused like why did she stop having sex with me why does she don't have sex well i was a good husband you were a little coward you're not brave women like bravery bravery and they she saw your cowardice and then she saw this man playing golf
And she was like, he's not scared. And let me just say, I mean...
Playing golf isn't even that brave. It's just like, that's what made you look like a coward. Golf? That's a step up. Golf? Not Andrew and Tristan Tate flying around on private jets at the height of the pandemic when everyone was scared and everyone masking up. Going to Sweden and making love with beautiful Swedish women. No fucking masks.
I put up the conversation I had with Christina when she was cheating on him messaging.
Jesus, imagine being him. And now he's sitting on Twitter.
I can type about them and then I can get some likes for the people who like me. Your wife still left you. Exactly. Nothing changes. Exactly. You can't change the universe.
you can't change it she's still here on the steadicam helping out ugly exactly you can't stop us and we all know what you know what your hand's doing sexually gratifying yourself because you have no attractive women in your life anymore you had one and she didn't have sex anyway the the guy whose name we can't mention is saying that we can't do this and it's bad bad he's a public figure isn't youtube policy that we're allowed to to
Talk about public figures.
Isn't that okay?
I mean, anyway, I think I have a video Scott Adams.
That's a real good video.
I'll show you. Here. There he is. That is him. Where's my oxygen, Loner? Well, this mask covers my whole head. It's super effective.
Where is she? I took the mask off. I can't find my wife. Where's my wife? Okay. There's golf balls in my drawers. Okay. Listen. Okay. Woo! Imagine coming home and you say, Christina, where'd you get all these golf balls? Oh, baby, I was just flying my plane. Taking golf lessons. I was just doing a golf lesson.
Yeah, you're playing balls all day.
Right. Anyway, let's go to the serious subject. Margie Bing! Serious subjects. We can't just make fun of everyone's wives. All, forever. That's all we can't just say. No, no, no, you know what? No, no, no. No, okay.
I'm not going to insult anyone's wife anymore, but let me tell you something about me. I'm going to talk for you, but let me tell you something about me. I am sick to death at these geeks who are fans of these geeks who say shit like, oh, well, you know, his wife is better than the women you hang around with. You don't know the women I hang around with. People will be like, oh, but Tristan, you fuck this girl and she's a porn star. Yeah, I also fuck virgins and porn stars and fucking singers and fucking dancers and waitresses and normal girls and cute girls and young girls and older. I have all of them.
All of the women any man out there could fantasize about, I have them.
I have at least one. So motherfuckers are like, oh, well, their wife's better than your girlfriends. No, no. My best girlfriends in every single metric are better than their wives in all the ways they measure their wives' goodness. All right, all right. You're right. But James, whose name we can't say. Talk, James. James, don't say his name.
but james is named james yeah he's panicking and everyone knows we're like bro we're the winners of life we're god's favorites we have every single thing and that's why people can't stand us because they look at us and go there must be sorry what's up what's that what's up mlp i think this is pre-recorded ban him james mlp ban him i think this is recorded ban that's proof there's your proof your ban is proof nerd nerd right on to the next subject i want to talk about something that's
I don't know who's seen this video. Ricky Morgan. Anyone seen this video? Nope.
This dude, my G, no, not my G, this psycho,
pulls a machete out on the tube and just starts chopping people up in London.
And I watched the video and analyzed it carefully, and I realized something, that
The guy didn't die, but the guy was by himself.
Now, if you're a full grown man in the world today, I don't think you should be rolling alone. Nope. If there was three of you, you could have taken him one of you could have grabbed his arm when you could start punching him in the face.
Like being by yourself now is a liability in the Western world. It is.
In the world in general, there's no reason for you to be by yourself with no tough guys on your team. You need to find some friends and you need to be rolling as a group. No one wants to fight five men. Last time when I was out drinking without you, I was with fucking...
UFC legend Luke Barnett.
Fucking six foot six beast. Got my fucking war room guys, Julian. Got all my fucking guys on my team.
You can't attack me with a machete because my guys are going to stomp your fucking head in. Yeah, that's true.
Can't roll by yourself. You can't be rolling by yourself. So that's the quick lesson. I don't want to show the video here on YouTube, but you can look it up. I just put it on the screen. Look it up. And it's terrifying, man. You can't be rolling by yourself anymore.
You can't be a lone soldier. The idea of a lone soldier is gone. You need a network. You need friends. You can't be rolling by yourself.
That's right. It's true.
Oh, everyone smashed the like button. Can I just say we have 6,800 people watching us. That's double the previous record, I think. We're getting more popular day by day. I think we're taking H3's fans.
But no, they're those who want to lose weight and get in shape. Meet women. But maybe they're calling us misogynist. We're going to lose all our fans if they call us. Oh, shit. Oh, no. Shit. Oh, no. Don't be misogynist. That'd be terrible. I don't. If I get banned from YouTube, I'm becoming a golf teacher.
that's not a joke about anybody i just like i just want to teach golf yeah
In front of that.
Prove it otherwise. Prove otherwise. How many likes we have? Let's get to like 80% likes. We got 2.4k likes. All right, everyone, like button.
Like button or I'm going to go on strike. No one cares about me going on strike, do they?
Right. The only matter is if I want to talk about we're going to move on to the red pill is dead in a moment because I know you've got some words to say.
But I've got a few words to say from a discussion that we had on the private jet.
Now, we were on the private jet here because we're on private jets every fucking where we go. It's always private jets. Unless it's like long haul, then I kind of like first class.
But let me tell you something.
The biggest OPSEC
loser mindset bullshit they try to program people with nowadays.
and i'm sure you've all seen it is when they take photos of flights from like the 1950s and people are sitting there in big comfortable chairs being served lobster and turkey and champagne and stuff and broke people will post these photos be like look what flying used to be like look what they took from us no
All the people in the 1950s on planes...
had money.
because you couldn't fly on a plane if you were broke. And the experience for people on planes with money has got better and better as the time goes by. I get showers, lay flat beds. It's got better. But they added a poor section, the poor house at the back for poor people so they can fly too. The airlines were very generous. You know what? I'm going to let you poor people fly for a hugely discounted rate and you can have a tiny seat at the back. But what you shouldn't do is sit in that tiny seat
and make fucking memes about how flying's become terrible. Look what they took from us. Flying's fucking amazing.
You're in the poorhouse. That is not the airline's fault.
I stand with the airlines. No more discrimination.
Look at this cool picture of me.
The red pill is dead. Go on. Shout out to my G. Yeah. So I'll talk about Kevin Samuels quickly. Cause I actually liked Kevin Samuels. I said lie. I mean, he was, he was obviously, he was hunting easy. He was going for the easy target. He was low hanging fruit. Yeah. I mean, he was going for these targets, but he was a good guy, but I want to make a point about Kevin Samuels.
He...
had a large following and he was
internationally known and he was renowned and he was infamous, whether liked or hated, but he made an impact on the world. I think we can all agree with that. Yeah, he did. And it's only been a week and already nobody cares that he died. And the point I was trying to make is that
Imagine how much no one's going to care when most people die. Like most people, even you watching this, if people don't care about Kevin Samuels after a week, no one's going to give a shit if you die. I need to do something about that.
You need to change it.
like I'm going to live for a very long time because I'm hard to kill. Right. So Scott Adams is going to be in the grave. Me and Christina be hanging out talking about it. He is vaccinated.
Exactly. I can't say that. Well, I mean, against, uh, against, against polio and he can't get polio. So hopefully he'll live long. That's what I'm going to say. Wait, talking about private jets. I put this on Instagram and it blew up. Everyone thought it was crazy. Am I crazy to eat KFC on my private plane?
I like KFC. So do I.
But when my flight's delayed, it's not like when your flight delayed.
I'm not with a bunch of peasants in a peasant holding area
tiny Starbucks.
$400.
My flight's dead.
We just have our meal early.
KFC.
I'm from the street.
Nothing's changed.
I'm a poor guy with a lot of money. I'm not a rich man.
I'm just a poor man who made a bunch of money
So when they say, "Andrew, what would you like
eat above aboard your private jet.
KFC obviously, fried chicken, what else am I gonna eat?
Obviously!
That's what powered me to world championships.
Nothing's gonna change. Thank you very, very much.
You're sparkling water.
- Perfect.
Yes, please.
.
Would you like ice and lemon with your KFC, sir? Yes, I would air hostess. You know what? I have never once knocked out the Instagram of an air hostess on my private jet. Yeah, because she's always like, oh, you're not an old man. How'd you get so rich so young? And I'm like,
Tom G.
That's how. Don't you know my name? They hand the numbers out. Come on, bro.
She wanted my KFC, she wanted my chicken.
She want golf lessons.
*poof*
*fart noise*
*
- Right, yeah, this is all on Instagram, guys. If you wanna see these amazing things. - Yeah, Instagram. - In real time, you can follow me on Instagram. I have a banner for Instagram.
I should be able to put up, but I don't know where it is. Yeah. Follow me. Follow my brother.
In fact, that guy, yeah, he's typing it in the chat. Our Instagrams are coming into the chat now. Make sure you follow us. Make sure you watch what we're doing in real time.
I'm just flexing around the world. You know, people get to see, don't worry about Instagram. People get to see snapshots of your life on Instagram. 15 seconds, 10 seconds a day. And it all looks good. But let me tell you something behind the scenes, it's even better. That's the truth about my life. I can't show how good my life is on fucking Instagram.
fucking ban for fucking triple X content.
But life is wonderful. Life is wonderful. So let's answer some super chats before I play the last few videos of the episode. You know what? A lot of the super chats are just...
The cherries in the chat for Christina.
You know, let me tell you guys every something about life. And this is some genuine life advice. And Scott, if you're watching this too, this is for you. It is because we can give good advice. I can give good advice. I have nothing personal against you. Like you're a skinny old man. You were an oxygen monitor. You're just a dork. It's not like a big deal that you're a geek. Plenty of them. Plenty of dorks. You're just well known. Yeah, you're just a well known nerd. Loads of old skinny dudes were doing that at home. They just don't have Twitter. Yeah, you're just a nerd, right? But winning in and of itself never, ever gets old.
Like being the guy who just endlessly wins, people think, oh, but there must be something he ain't happy about or he can't be that happy. I promise when your life just goes well all the time and you're big and strong and rich and you do whatever you want and you steal everyone's wife and you sit around with your brother laughing about it and smoking $500 cigars in your mansion and flying around on private jets and just do whatever you want. I promise it never gets old. It never gets old because everyone else loses, right?
and he gets to be made fun of. And none of this shit happens to me. The biggest attempt, people are like, "Oh, well, bad things happen to you because you're a misogynist."
You think I don't care? I don't care. So? So?
I don't care.
Like I do backflips into my pool.
That's what I do either in my house in Cannes or my house in Bucharest or my house in Dubai. Nothing changes. I'm just, I'm doing backflips. My life's good.
People don't understand.
Everything's good in my life all of the time. Yeah. People don't understand how happy we actually are. You know what it is? I think it's one of the big...
forms of cope.
People have their little bits of happiness in the world. So they have, for example, a kid, a daughter, and they have a dog.
And they're like, oh, well, you know, Tristan, you got the millions of dollars and all the beautiful women and the fast cars and you're tall and you're strong and all the women want you. But, you know, I've got my daughter and my dog. Money can't buy that.
Motherfucker, I've got a daughter and a dog too. And I've got all that shit.
Don't try to cope by assuming people who live lives like us are in any way unhappy. That is just the Matrix trying to brainwash you into thinking, oh, don't worry about trying to be like them.
Just go to work.
Buy your dog.
and be broken, you'll be happier because money can't buy the love of dog. But like people make up the worst excuses. The biggest psyop, and this is going to be a good ending point. The biggest psyop that the wealthy elites and the people who win at life ever committed was to convince you that money doesn't buy happiness. If money doesn't buy happiness, why do rich people never give their money away? They all want their money. They all want their money. Was that Biggie song? The more money we come across, the more problems. He kept all his money. He loved money. He didn't give it away.
Right.
it won't make you happy in and of itself. But if you go without it for very long, you're going to start really wanting, you're still going to really still want, you're going to start really wanting a drink. So the point is that if you go without money, it's all you think about. Now, when you have money in and of itself, if you have money, but you're still fat like Ethan, yeah, you're going to be unhappy. But money is an important part of life. And don't let people who are hyper successful in every sphere, don't let people like me and Tristan who are in fantastic physical shape, fantastic financial shape, with good brotherhood, with a good network, living a fantastic life,
look at us and go, there must be something they don't like. Instead go, their life is perfect. And I want that because the second one will motivate you. The first one allows you to cope and make excuses to not try. You have to try harder or you're never going to win. And the truth is we talk in a abrasive way sometimes and we, and we put our message across in a very strange way, but I, I really liked the messages and people say, Tristan, you have inspired me.
Tristan, I have my first kickboxing fight coming up. You have inspired me. This is what you were doing when you were young. I want to learn how to fight. I want to be strong and fit when I'm older. I don't want to look like Ethan. I don't want to look like... Completely. It's cool. I'm trying to inspire. We love when people win. And what we do is we live by example, right? We're absolute winners and we love when people win. And when you're a winner, you want others to win. There's plenty of room up here at the top, gentlemen. There's plenty of room. You need to look at our lives and be inspired by it. If you're looking at our lives and trying to find some stupid excuse why our life is bad,
yacht and can, and then going, well, they're misogynist, or they must've paid them. I don't pay women. They just want to come on our boat. We're famous and cool. And to prove my point,
Me and Andrew have never ever, ever, just for no reason,
started
talking shit about some YouTube guy until they start at first. And we analyze these people. I unhappy people do that.
If I watched YouTube and found somebody who I disagreed with, and me and Andrew made a whole fucking episode about someone who we've never even met. Well, this person, and I think he's better. That's what unhappy people do. We don't care about it. We just respond to you nerds, but we don't actually give a fuck. I've never seen an Ethan. I have 26 supercar. I've got things to do. Why would I care about going through YouTube, trying to find someone who's misogynist? Controversial views. We need money from YouTube. Monday.
Embarrassing. So yeah.
It is possible to be happy and have a wonderful life and have everything. And there isn't something missing. You need to affirm to the universe, gentlemen, you need to wake up every day and you need to talk to the universe as if it was Alexa or Siri. And you need to say, I want to see how good life can get. I've been saying this all the time. And I thought that my life was already perfect two or three years ago. And still it keeps getting better. My life keeps getting better. Now, life isn't a straight line, right? I didn't get to the top in a straight line.
Yeah, I got cut up. I got stabbed. I had a lot of problems, but here I am at the top. Life's not a straight line, but every single day I say, I want to see how good life can get. And God keeps providing. He keeps making me richer. I retain my wealth. I retain my health. I make better friends. I have amazing relationships. I have love in my life. Everything goes well for me all of the time. I can't explain in human words how fantastic my life is. I wouldn't change a thing. And that's because I affirm it. You have to believe that perfection is possible. You can live the perfect
life ain't going to happen if you're fucking broke. You need money plus a bunch of other things. Dreaming isn't enough. Yeah. But money's a good place to start. Yeah. So you need to be living, living the high life. Gentlemen, the high life exists. Me and Tristan are up here. We're waiting for some of you cats to get up here with us.
Read the Super Chats. OK, I'm going to read them out now you're done. Cheers to the top Gs.
uh can you talk about some of your dad's best chess lessons inside the war room we have a whole room dedicated to this and each game would take half an hour to go over my g so you know if you want to get inside the war room or follow him on twitter you'll find some of his chess games google them up but i haven't got time to do half an hour chess analysis
Uh,
episodes we have breakdown half an hour per game have you accepted your metallic your mortality how can you be so happy knowing everything is in this sensory world is temporary let me tell you i'm going to answer that i think i can only be happy and i can only
uh live this life because everything is temporary i think that nothing would mean anything if it lasted forever
You know, hanging out with my brother is wonderful. If I had to do it for infinity years, it would lose its magic. No, it wouldn't. Okay, maybe hanging out with you.
But, you know.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're a fucking... I was giving a serious speech.
Anyway, everything is beautiful because it happens only a limited number of times. Scarcity adds value. And that's exactly the same with experiences and life experiences when it comes from whether it's winning kickboxing fights, which I will now never do again because I'm officially retired to raising your kids, spending time with your brother, going out, having fun, driving your supercars. It's all limited.
It's limited edition, so you got to enjoy it. Look at this villa we were just at in Cannes. Look at this. Let me show you. This morning we were here, but we jumped back on the jet to Bucharest because we can time travel. Private jets allow you to time travel so you can go around the world in like an hour because there's no airport bullshit. I got super jets to get through, bro. All right, that doesn't matter. I'm going to show you. What country is the worst looking women? Nope. I'm showing them the villa in Cannes because it was sick. Look at that. Look at the view. Hilltop. All my Jamaican Doms know why we need the hilltops. We can see the cops coming. AR-15.
Wandon, World Boss, Top Striker, Top G. Look at them two chicks. Stop saying Jamaican things. Do you think those girls care that I'm a misogynist?
No, they were like on Instagram, "Are you in Cannes?"
yeah wow could I come over
Yeah, okay.
Don, let me read you. Let me read you. You're a misogynist. They didn't care. They don't care.
I'm a 19 -year -old Muslim with a father of masculine excellence.
He exceeds in every metric of life. I'm afraid that since he's such a good provider, I will not be a man since I haven't been through the trauma yet. Well, you know, there's more to trauma than being broken, and you don't necessarily need trauma. You just need to build yourself up on your own. It's very easy to say, no, Dad, I don't want your money. You can go fucking go your own way. Get in the cage. Yeah, get in the cage.
Oh, you're scared to do that. Oh, you want trauma, but you won't get the cage. Well, shut up. That's the thing, yeah. Full of shit.
You want to be a ninja like me. Hoping to meet you in the war room in Dubai. You'll see me there if you are there.
Super chats. Super chats. Watch me do a ninja flip. Boom!
Okay, I mean, that was good.
Why would I admit that was good? Any more super chats?
Thank you.
Please read my first super chat. I'm trying to find it. So you don't know what you're doing, basically. Is Luca Brokey because he doesn't drink? So basically you know what you're doing.
Before we end this broadcast, I just want you to admit that you need to go get some new shoes.
I don't need new shoes. Why?
Because if you've got the guy's shoes near me, I swear. Listen...
Tristan, has a girl ever seen you and wanted to come with you because of your shoes? Girls have certainly complimented my blue alligator skin shoes a couple days ago when I was in Cannes. Check my Instagram for the latest picture. Have they ever seen you and just straight came for the shoes?
I'm going to go.
. And it's a producer. They make the best shows. It's a producer. We got all them bones. It's a producer. Gonna break the feeling. It's a producer. Through the emergency committee.