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now there's sound now there's sound okay okay so we're getting there good listen i'm the number one producer this is frankly this is embarrassing how many times do you guys who's been watching the previous things we've had five shots so far because we're doing a shot to celebrate the start of the show i think andrew's doing it on purpose trying to get us all drunk is that your plan ah listen i think we're good i think we got sound i think they can hear
The sound effects, let's try the sound effects.
What?
Yeah, they can hear the sound effects. We have no lag.
We're good to go. Okay. We are good to go. This is the most professional podcast on the internet. Starting from now. I am the most professional producer on the internet.
Guys, can you hear the sound effects? We have no lag. You can hear everybody, correct?
We're good to go. We're done. Right. I fixed everything. Who fixed it? Shut up. Who fixed the show? Who broke the show? I didn't break shit. The Matrix attacked us, Tristan.
But I defend, listen, you were asleep in the corner. You were doing shit. When the agents appeared, I had to fight them single-handedly, Morpheus. As you escaped through the bathroom walls, I took the agent on one-on-one.
Not even though I knew I didn't stand a chance. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Emergency Meeting Live episode 10. Let me introduce our first...
Guessed.
Sterling Cooper. So Sterling, how do we know each other? How do we meet? Why are you here in my house?
good question uh we're both we were both in the adult industry in some capacity i was a porn star you were a webcam manager so we got chatting
And then we became degenerate friends, I guess. Degenerate friends. I like that. You are my degenerate friend. I'll give you that.
- And what about you, Justin Waller? How did we all meet and how did you end up in this esteemed, very professional podcast? - Yeah, yeah, so I actually, I founded Jinnieshree myself. I was in Las Vegas, met this Aussie, met you.
met andrew and then it's been ee-haw ever since really yee-haw ever since so welcome to the emergency meeting podcast ladies and gentlemen
Buckle the fuck up.
- Listen, this, listen, I'll play my intro as many times as is required. I don't care about lag. You think it's an accident? I got the fastest internet money can buy. They're trying to silence us.
But as the number one producer on the planet, I find a way to hack the code.
and attack the matrix and get us out to the world i can't be stopped they're trying to stop me and i can't be stopped i'm that guy i'm morpheus
So just be glad I'm still trying for all you ladies and gentlemen out there. If I have to replay my intro, so be it. I actually think I'm on number one producing form. Okay, so we're not going to talk about producing anymore. We're going to talk a little bit about what we've been up to. So us as a team of four men have been traveling around Europe in supercars, driving all the way from England down through France, Spain, Portugal. Don't put this on. Andrew, take this off. Put me back on screen. This is two weeks ago, G of the Week. Andrew, delete this.
Am I the best producer? Yes. Delete the guy. I admit it. He admits it. He admits it. He admits it. Did you know that having a job is anti-homosexual and you shouldn't have a job? Listen, this is G of the Week. You guys should go back and listen to this one. Okay, right. You don't want to know what that is. Okay, so I'm the number one producer.
I'm pouring the vodka. What are you mixing the vodka with? First order of business. Friendship. Air.
Friendship. Friendship in air. This is ice cold gray goose. We're just going to drink it.
You know what I'll call you. I know what you're going to call me.
Brandon Carter, super chat, super chat, 500 bucks. The whole squad is in the house. Shout out King Keo. King Keo, Andrew. Mr. Fucking handsome. Andrew, before we start talking to our guests, can you tell everyone where that $500 is going?
That is going to save Tiger King. - Joe Exotic. - All of our, all of our super chats go into a fund to get Joe Exotic out of jail. - Yes. - Woo! - Yee-haw! Thank you very much, King Keogh. Can't wait to have you over here in Romania. I know you're like, "I don't like to drive cars. "I don't, you know, I'm black and stuff."
He's involved Coquito.
is vodka vodka is definitely keto and i just have nothing i we have to have brandon carter on white knight also but the question is can we get brandon to drink car my car is a carter would be good with a serious serious g can i just say if he's doing that handstand i'm like i can't i can't do that if brandon drinks he might lose one of his 12 abs yeah brandon you can go with 11 abs
Let me say, if anyone could get Brandon Carr to drink, I think it might be me.
I'm that guy. You know what I mean? I've got that superpower. He's got it. He goes after the pride. Sterling, when I first met you, my friend, you didn't drink alcohol at all, did you? No, I didn't. No, I didn't, Tristan. Now look what happened.
you know when you dance with the devil you wait for the music to stop my friend so yeah so brandon carter serious guy guys guy for this entire show we're going to be making sure we answer every super chat every question tristan's in charge of that if he misses one let me know but don't spam me with one dollar super chats or its hands i'll find you yeah he will find you i will find you so we're going to keep this uh interesting a quick update on what we've been up to we've basically
extremely versed.
in all levels of life. I think we've all come from a level of poverty. We've all now made it to some level of elitism. And in my experience, what I find the best activity to do when you have a bit of money is to basically get a very, very fast car, jump in it with your boys, drive around Europe, stay in five-star hotels, and just being not a hooligan and not like breaking the law, but kind of just disregarding the laws. Like they don't really matter. I'm only in France for a day.
miles an hour. It was only a red light.
You know, I had to do is kiss a cop. Do the pictures of that. Oh, yeah. All I had to do was kiss a cop. Please stop dust and wallowing up kissing the car. All right. So anyway, anyway, he loved it. Yeah, she loved it. Oh, no, no. I get it now. I was a bit slow on that one. So, um,
- Yeah, so we've been traveling around Europe, and I think that's one of the, I think I'd actually recommend that to every single man alive, because there's a degree of freedom to it, there's a degree of brotherhood, there's a degree of kind of like traveling into battle. There's slight danger with the fast cars, there's that degree of recklessness with the laws, and there's just something about it that makes you feel truly free.
So I have a few videos of us driving around Europe, busting around as the number one producer of the world. Of course, I have something I can show you guys. And then we're going to talk about how,
how justin waller seduced the cop who tried to give us all a ticket
We'll talk about that in a second.
Thank you.
...that we got to drive through when we crossed in from France into Spain. And the fantastic part about all that was that the French cops were being completely...
dickheads to us the whole time, fining absolutely everybody on the run. And then the moment we got into Spain, the French cops had told the Spanish cops,
to wait for us to set up speed traps.
on the other side of the border immediately.
Are you sure that's not because you're Australian and they know you're a criminal? It's definitely nothing to do with me being of criminal descent.
But you were driving extremely fast.
Yeah, and that's what I do.
in in my defense i was in the back of a luxury mercedes v-class van not driving like somebody's boozing the whole way i'm sorry you you poor boys were driving your own cars in your lambos your bentley's and your mercedes i was in the back of a luxury mercedes v-class drinking booze like a real trillionaire you millionaires are broke just saying listening to g country
We did listen to G-Country. Drinking beers. Drinking beers. So I'm going to read some of the super chats. Excuse me. This is a very professional podcast. I'm not happy with that. No, I'm going to do our first poll. Our first poll is.
Thank you.
oh justin thinks i set him up because we drank 10 beers in the back of the v class on the journey there we got there he was a little up but if you're european and you know what desperado's beer is it's beer mixed with tequila everyone knows that it's a wonderful drink so he was a bit up and he thinks i set him up so did i set him up yes or no here's my vote you absolutely said you're not allowed to vote it was you give me 10 beers on and we drank a beer every what 15 minutes
there.
And all of a sudden, this 10 beers feels not like Bud Light, bro. Who drinks Bud Light? Me. I'm American. I only drink Bud Light when I'm not drinking.
So, so I find out there's tequila in the beer and then and then you come beat on my door and call me and tell me we have to go to another bar.
after 10 tequila beers obviously yeah it looks like people are siding with you it looks like they think they should side with me 61 setup you did you set me up but what happened i still turned up you did turn up i did turn up champion and now explain that scar on your head
so good good i'm glad i'm glad i'm glad you brought this up because there i have a conspiracy theory
that Luke was,
set me up. Luke may have set you up. We're in Spain. Ah,
Save the day. Big G.
save the day. So we got pulled over and let's talk about this here. So I'll tell you the story because I was there. So
"These cops stopped, I was driving,
For some reason,
Where's me? That's Tristan Smokin. That's Justin Waller. That's Sterling.
uh okay it's fine anyway um i was speeding supposedly obviously i'm innocent
They accused me of speeding for some reason. I don't know why. Why did they accuse us of speeding? Crazy. Crazy. The French are out in their mind. We're only three times the limit. We're only three times the limit in the Pyrenees Mountains driving around. And this cop stopped, said they're going to take our car, blah, blah, blah. Obviously, I cheetoed it, like, don't take the car.
Like, I'll take your license. I'm like, which one? I've got 11 licenses. I lost three of my driver's licenses on this drive. I'm banned in France. English Andrew was banned in France, but Romanian Andrew finished driving through France. And then Romanian Andrew was banned in Portugal, but English Andrew continued. So I have so many identities. So I lost all my licenses anyway. And this cop was running her mouth.
She asked me for the car papers. I went to go get the car papers. And by the time I came back,
this is what was going on. Justin Waller had got her on Instagram and they were all kissing.
So I don't know, like, what's that song? Fuck the police. It's what is it? We need to put that as the new intro.
Can I just say for the record, because I hang around with Justin Waller and everyone knows that my blessing and my thumbs up is the truest sign of respect in the.
the community of being a playboy. That girl is below Justin's standards. I have to say he took one for the team to get us out of speeding. I've never seen Justin with a five before. That was the first time ever. So before any of you get smart,
and say that he could have kissed a better looking cop. The other guy was a fat old man. And Sterling kissed him.
Justin definitely got the hottest of the cops. But let's actually seriously talk about, as the producer, as the most professional person on this podcast, because I am the producer, I am genuinely interested in the feedback from our two esteemed guests on driving around Europe, what it looked like, what it felt like, what it's like to roll with your boys, what it's like to feel the freedom of ignoring laws.
All these kinds of things are kind of, it's the first thing you've ever done it.
It's kind of unique. Americans can't really run from country to country. You can't get caught speeding in one country, lose your license and just make it to the border.
I mean, you can make the Mexican border, ride like the wind. But what did you guys think of the whole experience overall? What was it different than you thought it was going to be? What was the highlights? Give us your feedback on my number one activity, the thing I enjoy doing the most. Well, I liked, like you just said, the lawlessness of it.
Like the fact that we can go from one country to another, kinda act like dickheads.
and get away with it and leave and then we're bound bang we're in another country the next day that the laws don't really have to apply to us in that sense and the other thing i really liked about it was
All day, everyone's, you know,
having a blast and then we all meet up at the hotel
And we swap stories. What happened? Who had a blowout? Who got a fine? Who did this? Who did that? And then the night's degenerate. And the next morning we're talking about which idiot passed out in the hallway. Yeah. Yeah. This is what I would say about it. I think that us being together as an amplifier, I always say that it doesn't matter where you are.
It's who is there. So I could have drove through France and Spain and Portugal and shitty ass England by myself. Okay. And I do hate fucking England. And and so
I could have done that alone and it would have been beautiful, but it would not have been a good time. Just like the first time I saw cocaine, we're in Five Guys. None of you were doing it, but it was craziness at Five Guys Burger. Yes. And that experience of the soccer rally would not have been the same. I look over, there's a guy on another table not sitting with us, literally just like the whole thing was crazy. Welcome to England, the shithole.
much fun without the camaraderie the talking the jokes the making fun of each other it's just not the same with without each other so we're going to cover some of the stories that have happened here now the cop thing interrupted this everyone now is now knows what happened with the cop so you were just about to say how you got that scar on your head why don't you why don't you tell our audience so i have a conspiracy theory about the scar okay
We're in Spain.
We trick Luke into coming to dinner. Luke's mad because he left the metaverse.
He's pissed. He gets super pissed and he tries to put his phone, turn it up so he can watch and see if his shit's downloading. And then we turn it upside down and he's mad. And he's like, you told me we're just coming to dinner. And then we're like, booze, booze, booze. And then there's one person that didn't have booze that night in Spain. What did he have, Justin?
I think he had water or he took the booze and walked away. But definitely what he had in his glass was a lemon. A lemon.
So what happened next? I'm going down the stairs in Spain. And the next thing I know, boom, I slip, grab the rail.
move forward brick wall i got to make a decision throw my elbow first
Fucked it up. Took a little on the head. But I think it was Luke. Yeah. So you're saying my cousin attempted to assassinate you. Because I made him leave the metaverse. With a lemon.
With a lemon. A lemon attack. All right. So it's a lemon attack. So now that they agree that I did set you up. I got jumped by a lemon in a staircase. We are going to see if they believe Luke tried to assassinate you. Was it an assassinate? Was it Luke? He put a hit on me, bro.
Yes or no? We're going to ask the community because it sounds to me, I mean, personally, Luke is my family. He's Andrew's cousin. I like it very much, but it sounds suspect.
Personally, I think he may have been responsible for that scar on your head, Justin, and is lucky that you're so hard to kill that you survived this. So that's the next poll out. Was it a setup? Yes or no?
It's the eggs, isn't it? It is the eggs. But not real.
I don't know that you can't go out that way.
Here we go. So yeah, it was a good time. And I mean, I was the one who was driving every day. I obviously had a hard time because every single day I was doing 10 hours driving. You guys were jumping in and out of that van. Oh yeah, you had a hard time driving your car. These guys had to booze with me in the back of a V class some of these days. Look, Andrew, in my defense, I was perfectly willing to drive the entire way.
But I was, look, I was driving with Rory. Rory. People might be familiar with who Rory is. You might be. And after two, three days, I thought, you know what? I want to enjoy this scenery for a little bit. I'll let Rory.
drive i would have told you not to do that but but you were in the back of the v-class boozing of course
And then lo and behold...
He blows up the turbo on the Mercedes. Surprise, surprise. But a lot of cars didn't make it. But it's the camaraderie.
Camaraderie. Yeah. That made it fun. Tristan, can you read some of these super chats? Because we've got a bunch of them quickly. We have a lot of them. Guys, I haven't forgotten. Don't think I've forgotten. Top G, Top Psychic, Mr. Producer. We are saving Joe Exotic. We're getting his ass out of jail. But.
Stop asking rubbish Super Chats. Anything about HU2 and The War Room we're going to cover later on in this show. First, we're going to get to the real entertainment value. So, you know, this is a good question.
Tips on raising daughters so they don't end up 304s, prostitutes, on the pole, OnlyFans, etc. Most men I know don't have daughters for these reasons. I'll chime in very quickly and I'll say...
One...
I have recruited, I think, although you've worked with a lot more girls into, I guess, the adult entertainment industry than anyone else. I really have.
And the one type of girl I couldn't recruit
We're girls with rich parents. Oh, do that for money. I don't need money. My family's rich. So when I see these broke boys on Twitter and on Instagram, be like, oh, my daughter, I'm raising her right. And she's like nine years old, but he like works some crappy job. He's a wagey. I'm like, she wants, she's going to get that Louis Vuitton purse one way or another. So you might want to level up your game and buy it for her, my G. The temptation is certainly there. If, if.
if they're not completely and utterly financially independent or financially secure, if they're completely financially secure, it's more difficult to try and move them into those kinds of industries. I wouldn't say what we did was the same as moving them into something hardcore. It's not. But if a girl has unlimited money, it's hard to make her do anything for money. So that's certainly one aspect of it. Now, Sterling, you know more about this than- What do you think? Yeah, because I'm actually very interested in this because I'm interested in Sterling's view, and I don't know if this is going to come back to haunt him in any way, I'm going to ask him
And this is a genuine question. Why does a girl do porn? I get why a dude would do it. I don't understand why a female would do porn. Why?
So they think there's a couple of different reasons that I've come across. Closer to the mic for me, friend. Closer to the mic. There's a couple of different reasons I've found. And it's one is I think it's...
a lot more lucrative than it actually is. Yes. Right. You guys obviously know that a webcam model
or a girl who's doing OnlyFans who's not doing porn can make a ton of money. Yes. So they think it's a lot more lucrative than it actually is. That kind of seduces them into it. They think it's easy money.
It's not that easy. It's kind of, there's a bit of professionalism required, right? You have to work when you don't want to work.
So
Another thing I've seen a lot of is there's a lot of kind of payback
reasons like
getting back at the ex-boyfriend, getting back at dad,
these this kind of rebellion is a getting back at the church like be it mormonism it's important there's so many mormons and so many catholics it's ridiculous getting back at that kind of up so to answer the question we were just we were just asked you think that being like a super strict father won't really help you don't think because if they're rebelling against these kind of these kind of mechanisms do you think that it's a bad thing to be really strict and say you must live this way you must do this thing you know what i think it's fathers who are using
the church as a crutch.
and they're not strong enough.
The father himself isn't actually a strong father, setting a good, strong, masculine example. That's interesting. And he's using...
the framework of the church
as a way of punishing her to compensate for his own weakness exactly right and so she because she's rebelling against like the weakness really
That's what she's going after.
That's interesting. That's very interesting. Another super chat. You made a point previously saying that you can't be 5'8 and an alpha. I never said that and I don't think anyone here has said that because I'm going to give a quick shout out to a boy of mine in a second. I'm 5'9.
What do you think short guys should attain to be? Obviously not betas. Now, we were speaking 10 minutes ago about a very good friend of ours. Shout out to my boy, Prince, my homeboy, who is a G. G. And he's what, 5'7"? Turbo G. Turbo G. We were literally discussing this an hour ago in our own private conversations. So...
Justin, I know you're the second tallest here. You're the same height as Andrew. Yep.
So I actually have a really strong opinion about this because I think a lot of guys give up at like 5'8", 5'9", 5'10", all this bullshit.
Bro, listen, if I was 5'8", living in Indiana today, I'd be like,
i would go to the gym get a good job handle my fashion handle fitness handle all these different things and look you will be i like to say happier than a dog with two dicks with your three seven girlfriend you don't need a 10 plus i'll tell you another thing about 10. there's to be around you could have three tens and three sevens in indiana and probably be just as happier or if not more happy than if you had
Three 10s. And three sevens is 21 anyway. So that's better than most two out of 10. Yeah, with your King Ranch Ford. Quit fucking crying. Do it, bro. Because most men, most any men,
would take three girls
that were amazing to them want to be around them all the time and like dude being short is not a reason to quit at
all and prince is a great example of that yes because he's not tall but he has literally maxed out everything from fitness fashion style he does stuff for me yeah he's a war room guy he's truly legit he's he's a shining example of this short guy that's a he is screaming you by his actions yeah but he is not crying about it yeah correctly but another way to view the world it's just a wrong way to view the world we every man understands you shouldn't be complaining about
I can't be a cowboy.
Justin's a cowboy. I can't be an Australian. Sterling's an Australian. I can't be a dickhead. Tristan's a dickhead. You have to accept your role and you have to play it. To be born a certain height and then to sit there and go, what do I do? I'll tell you what you do. You become the best version of yourself, just like everyone else does. We're all born. Okay. Let's say we were all blessed with height at this table. We still had to become the best version of ourselves. If I was only six foot three and didn't achieve any of the other things I've achieved,
None of you would be watching this podcast right now. True. Nothing about the height is in and of itself enough value for me to be a valuable man. As a man, you build your value. You are born with the cards you're dealt. Sure, it'd be ideal. Look, I'd love to be seven foot tall. I'm not. So it's the same argument. You can only become the best version of yourself. And to sit there and constantly complain about it is a feminine frame. If you're five foot two, you need to become rich, strong, well-connected, and funny, and charismatic, and interesting, and witty.
to become rich strong well connected it's the same game so to sit there and complain about it is asinine in fact asinine is the word of the day asinize the world of the day now now sterling this is the first time ever in romania a fan has come up to you and recognized you and what did you say
A guy after he left, a guy came up and spoke to you today. And this is on the height issue and maximizing your stats. Well, as soon as he left, he said- - Oh, yeah. About the fact he's handsome and tall. Yeah. He was a good looking dude. - Handsome. Tall, full head of hair.
like but he was if i'm being honest scrawny bad fashion bad haircut
He had, you said that he's given, been given, God's given him all these tools, advantages, and he hasn't taken advantage of it. He's folding on a handful of aces. He's got four aces, he's folding them. But all of you, listen, ladies and gentlemen, and this is extremely important, all of you have a handful of aces. I don't think you understand that bacteria could have stolen your eyesight at the age of fucking three. You could have been in a car crash at four years old and lost your legs. You don't, you have any understanding of how lucky you have been. This
able -bodied
able-bodied sitting there capable of learning and listening and becoming something. And they're going to sit there and pretend you don't have a pocket full of aces.
You have a pocket full of aces along with everybody else. Every single person here is about to tell you a story of hardship. I would actually guarantee that most of the people watching this podcast had a better start than most of us. 100%. And here we are. So you have to, this whole frame I don't like. It's a question I get a lot. What do I do if I'm not rich? What do I do if I'm not tall? What do I do if I'm not handsome? I'm uninterested. We're not females. If you come to me and say, I'm an ugly chick, what do I do? That's a genuine question because then you're fucked, right?
you can become scary. You don't need to be good looking. You can be scary as hell. You can just be a monster. That's fine. You don't have to be handsome if you're scary, right? You don't really need to be that tall if you're important and rich. And when you walk in the room, you think when fucking Mayweather walks in the room, people give a shit.
as mayweather he's five three or something he's tiny people shut the fuck up that's right so this whole this whole narrative this whole frame the fact you even ask that question shows that you're fundamentally broken so fix that
Fix that frame in your mind. You are viewing yourself as a short man. Stop it, because then she's going to view you as a short man. Walk the up and be the man.
That's the answer to the question. There's no other answer to give you. You can't change it. That's the answer. So speaking of hard starts, one of the reasons I think that we became friends
Despite the fact that actually there's a story I'll tell later. All of us had a similar upbringing.
We really, really did. I'm from a council estate. And for English people who know a council estate is America, the trailer park, I guess, is the version of our council estate. And Justin Waller's from the trailer park. Sterling, you're just from where? I'm from the Outback. The Outback, the council estate and the trailer park. I mean, sit here, four millionaires right in front of you. We weren't born with all the stats that we have today.
Nobody was. Nobody here was.
Thank you.
You know what? I say this a lot. I feel like that start is the best advantage you could ever have in life. Absolutely. I say it all the time. I said being born a rich kid with any kind of advantage is like being born in the zoo in captivity. And then they close the fucking zoo, kick you into the jungle and you can't hunt. Yep, it's true. It should be. And here's another thing. I've never watched a movie.
worth a damn, where the hero didn't have a shitty beginning,
and could not go and overcome anything because if you if you meet if you meet a guy who has all it looks like he has all this stuff together and then you found out he comes from a wealthy family
a little part of you lose respect for him a little bit yeah you like it like you should want the heat you should want the the struggle because if not your story you better find it and let me tell you the struggle sucks if you stay there yeah we sit around us for and laugh about poor stories you're telling me about how your car would stall every time you made a turn you had to restart it halfway through and almost kill yourself i told you about the time mine broke down on a hill i got out four
Stories are funny as long as you make it out. So if you're still there and you're struggling thinking this sucks, yeah, it does. But believe me, you'll laugh at it if you do the work.
Yeah, it's not the destination, it's the journey. So if you have no journey, you have no lessons, and you have no stories. And Justin absolutely nailed it. I know a lot of people who are born rich, and they've stayed rich, and they're not even happy. That's the worst possible existence you can hope for. You're born rich, you have nothing to strive for in your life. What are you striving for, right? You're striving for status as a man, and the status is going to come from money. And money is only going to be interesting, because you're going to talk about all the times you were poor. That's what it's about. All these brokey days are going to be the best days of your life once you're out. It's like getting out of jail and telling your jail
stories. It's funny, right? But if you stay in jail, it ain't that funny. So this is, don't be complaining about it. Margaret Thatcher said it. She said the best
Life anyone can live is to be born with good parents and no money. And she absolutely not really nailed it. It was Margaret Thatcher, the OG. Yeah, she nailed it. So guys, don't be sitting here talking about, I'm poor. I'm short, whatever, whatever we discussed that, that whole frame is wrong. Change it. You're a fucking full grown man.
change it i'll go super chat for sterling is semen retention a real thing because in my opinion it's just a rebranded it's just a rebranding of can't get laid so because i can't retain semen i can't because i mean i quit jerking off eight years ago i don't consume adult entertainment no offense okay but uh but
I can't do semen retention. There's too many beautiful women who want my time and want my attention. Is it a real thing? Does it? In your industry, do people do this shit? Tell me. Look, look, like not jerking off is a thing. Yes. Right?
if you've got a beautiful woman around you, you should be ejaculating onto her face, or she should be retaining your semen. Okay. Good point. If you're- Touche. Think about it this way. Think about it this way. Do you think Genghis Khan practiced semen retention? He was the biggest badass of all time. He was running around pumping loads into every girl. Test level 1 billion. If he can conquer half the- do you think Alexander the Great
was semen retaining? Yeah. No, I don't think he was. He wasn't jerking off all the time. Yeah.
His boyfriends were though. You know what my argument to that is? I've never met a guy who looked like he could get a woman talk about that bullshit. Yeah. Ever. Have you ever seen a guy talking about semen retention? You were like, man, I bet that dude could get a lot of women though.
No, no, fucking no, never. No. Oh, semen retention. So I look people in the eye. Dude, I'll jack it right now. Shake you in the hand. No problem. Won't even wash them off. Yeah. You know, it's really like it kind of pisses me off a little bit because
It's stupid.
like yeah of course you shouldn't be sitting in front of the computer where they call it fapping right yeah yeah but that's because it's a waste of time bro yeah so like the the difference like the fapping thing
I think is a good thing to cut out because if you're, if you're using like porn to like go to sleep,
okay you get you're exposing yourself to a ton of blue light
You're probably staying up later than you should, right? It's a lazy way of getting off. But if there's a beautiful woman there, your body responds totally different than this. Yeah.
Yep. There's a reason they call it the poor man sleeping pill.
I've never heard of it. They call it the poor man's sleeping pill. You rub one out before you go to sleep.
Yeah, that's why it's poor.
No, I like that. I've never heard that. But yeah, you nailed it. I think that a lot of people make up a lot of excuses for the fact that they just lack motivation and fire blood.
Like I fucked girls at 10:00 AM and had a world title fight.
the same day i fought girls before fights i fought girls the entire training camp i never went completely without sex i understand there was some argument for that i never tried it personally and people like oh but how did you find motivation because i wanted to win
If your mind is so fragile,
That...
So ejaculating is going to make you not have the will to conquer or to be an important specimen. If you're just going to jerk off and then lay in bed all day, well, then you're a jackass. Your problems are beyond semen retention. They truly are, right? You either want it or you don't.
I'll fuck a bitch in jizz and I'll still get up and go to the gym instantly and hit the gym. Like you either want it or you don't want it.
And a lot of people will make up a lot of excuses and a lot of reasons for why they don't feel like they want it. And semen retention just feels like that to me. Oh, you know, maybe this will help me stop being a loser. No, sir. You're a loser because your mentality is loser-ish. So, gentlemen, we have 7,300 viewers. We've broken an emergency meeting record. Can everyone smash the like button? And now we're going to bless you because everyone's asking here with a shot. And I was so poor that story. So, you think about the trailer park.
the outback and let's drink a shot of vodka and then can you two bless us me and andrew have all the time in the world to hit these people with i was so poor stories i've got justin's poor story
he was so poor he had to join sterling's dancing group so poor that he had to kiss a five cop to get out of a speeding ticket cheers gentlemen are we just gonna sit here and drink are people gonna sit here and watch us get wasted uh watch you get wasted they watch us on wine night do that
Please, nobody jerk off. Poor man sleep Brandon Carter. Brandon Carter is not watching. No, we're bringing Brandon on. It's a goal. Oh, we are. It's a goal.
You know what? You know what? Let me tell you something. As the most caramel person here, you know, I like Brandon. Why? Because Brandon says Brandon's like on his Instagram story. Yeah, I go gym for 45 minutes a day. That's it. And I was like, how do you do that 45 minutes a day? And I'm sitting there going.
It's a caramel thing. You don't get it. I don't have those genetics. You don't get it. Give me 30 minutes in any gym. Give me four push-ups. I'll give you that. Boom. It's just like something that happens. And everyone's like, oh, but I do seven hours a day. Yeah, but you know, you see each other. I'm saying you got that caramel. So me and Brandon, we understand each other. I'll tell you why I like Brandon Corder.
Because Brandon, just like us,
I've actually watched Brandon Carter videos for a long time. He used to live in a shitty little apartment in New York, making whey protein shakes, telling people motherfuck this motherfuck that I love Brandon Carter because he has the same stories. I think his dad.
might have died at a young age something like that like dude he he could be sitting here at this table and have just as many poor stories as us exactly and and look what he became and let me tell you something i think he has more instagram followers than any of us here
And he's got he's whatever he's doing with his life. He's got he's no doubt got an inbox full of women because I'm uglier and I've got an inbox full of women. And let me tell you something. He isn't as tall as us guys here.
Did he sit at his house and get home though at six foot four? I mean, he's a big dude. He's what, is he six foot? He's six two, I'd say. I've met him before. Okay, fair enough. He's still quite tall. He's still quite tall. I'm just, I'm just.
but the thing is he had he was in a little shithole apartment he has his beginning youtube videos were like in a really small i've seen him in the kitchen like just around his apartment yeah he came up bro he's so good he's a badass right we have a good super chat here simping is the root of all evil masculinity is our god energy no excuses i actually
I actually agree with what you're saying.
if you if you truly were to imagine
God.
Imagine God coming down on earth.
Is he simping?
Is he taking shit?
Awesome chick. God.
No, sir. No, he's not. God does not subscribe to OnlyFans. No, God does not subscribe to OnlyFans. God does not watch Sterling Cooper having sex with women on Pornhub. No, he doesn't. So that's a good energy. And I've already made a lot of tape speeches and talked about how simping can damage the world as a whole. But I think also when you're simping, part of your soul dies.
And that's really important as a man. We're all vessels to some form of another of God. And when you're living a life and you know you're simping or you're doing something wrong, even if you get what you want, even if you simp your way to that pussy, there's a degree of guilt to it.
You guys know what I'm saying? You know when you sit home all day and play video games? I haven't done this in years. But when I was like 15, I played video games all day. I may have completed the level, but there was that nagging feeling in the back of my mind. Like I shouldn't have done that. And that's the same thing with simping. It hurts you deep to your core. And that kind of thing adds up.
it's it's shame is a acquired taste it's something you have to get used to to accept and if you never allow yourself to get used to the taste it's going to taste bitter
Like ash is going to annoy you. It's going to aggravate you the second you taste it.
And that's how you should be. And I want a lot of people to understand as well, because there's a whole bunch of negative feelings and a negative,
understandings and frames about what simping is loving a woman's not simping taking care of a woman's not saying it's not it's not at all but but what what she once she has zero interest in you and you just simply can't let that go
then yeah, you are simping. That's going to hurt you to your soul. Me and Justin nailed it before. It's an unfair value exchange. That's what it is. An unfair value exchange with a woman is what simping is.
If you're not getting what you deserve as a man in return for your attention and your hard work and the effort that you're putting in, that is simping.
So that's what I think it is.
ah right quick sterling cooper story before about the how he really upset me so
I've got this rule and I think we all have this rule. And in fact, I know we have this rule because every time we go to the same city,
Every time we go to the same town and we're messing around messaging girls on Instagram or whatever, girls will hit us all up.
Because it turns out girls like six foot plus millionaires who are who aren't too ugly. So like we do OK everywhere we go. We're messaging the same women and we'll literally show each other profiles. Bro, you had her. You spoke to her. She messaged you. All right. That's all yours. Now, I don't sleep.
with girls who my friends have slept with. So I don't know this motherfucker, Sterling. And I do his podcast for the first time. He goes, Oh, yeah, no, I'm in the adult entertainment industry. Yeah, I know. I know. I know. He goes, Oh, you know, any of those actresses out in Romania, they produced a few good ones. So I start naming I name off five or six girls.
And one of them. So,
It's not my thing because I'll fuck virgins, porn girls, celebrities, TV presenters. If she's hot and she lives in my city, she ends up on my radar.
But I had a few fuck buddies who were porn stars or former porn stars and Sterling was like, yeah, no, did a scene with her. And then I thought, okay, fuck it. I can ignore this. I haven't met this guy yet. So I meet him in Vegas. I come back home. I'm bored one night. I call one of my fuck buddies over. This porn girl comes to my house. I start having a good time. And all I can imagine is Sterling Cooper's ugly face staring at me. I had to cut these women off.
I was banging them before I knew this guy. So he ruined some of my flexes for me. But also, y'all, it's a fist bump. It's a handshake. But...
You did sneak, you snuck one in after that happened. Yes. You then snuck one in. I snuck one in. Without asking me first if I'd worked with her. Yes. And then found out. I know. But, but I was in London. Cool. She'd hit me up. We were talking on Instagram. She's, I mean, you know, we, we had our, we had our fun. Do we name drop? I don't know. No, no, no. Let's not name drop. I have a question for you. And then. One second, I have a question for you. What's the best and worst thing?
about being a porn star because a lot of men imagine yeah every man has this dream of being a porn star at some point tell me tell us the best and worst thing about being a porn star the best and the worst thing about being a porn star is the same thing it's the women
That's the best and worst thing about life. Okay. Okay. But let me, let me elaborate a little bit. So the best, the best thing about being a porn star is when you get is when you get on set, and she's an absolute
Nymphomaniac and you two just hit it off and you're wondering why the fuck is this director paying me a penny? Because I would have done this for free. Yeah, and then the worst thing is when you're on set with some girl who's like a
a diva
every like she's got an ego up to here complete narcissist she's on her phone all day she's acting like a bitch to all the people on set and it's like so if you have those i've got to get hard for this girl i'm genuinely interested have you had those girls who were like arms camera making all the noises and the second the camera cuts like it off absolutely
Yeah? Yep, absolutely. The...
the key determining factor between whether she's a diva or an infomaniac is
before the camera even starts rolling, is she sucking my dick. Yeah, yeah. So the nymphos are sucking the dick when we're still doing the dialogue. When she's in the makeup chair, she's giving you a wristy.
But then...
These divas, like...
or the moment that camera stops. The moment. And I'm going to say this here right in front of everyone. And maybe we should do a poll on this.
I think I would struggle to sleep with a girl who I knew didn't like me.
You're more man than me, Sterling. Like if she was like, I'll get off me. I'd be like, you know what, bitch? Fuck you then. That's why I don't like strip clubs. Mike, Mike, Mike. I don't go. You've got to you've got to go to a really dark place. Yeah, I can imagine. That's why that's why I despise strip clubs, because
there's something transactional about it. I don't care. They'll come sit in your lap. Oh, why are you here? You're so handsome. Fuck. I hate a strip club. I can't, I don't like them at all. I can't stand them. And just another thing on the Sterling Cooper thing, you guys are fapping to Stern Cooper's videos. I live with Sterling. He's a girl on the balcony right outside my room every other night. And I don't go look. Okay. Remember, look, he brought one home the other night. Loud. She was loud.
Literally, she goes past my window because I can see the city. So I can see Brickle. I'm looking towards Fresh and Fit in them. Shout out Fresh and Fit. She comes and I don't want her to see me. I'm Netflixing by myself. Must have been a loser that day. And I'm just like,
still and then the next thing i hear is you know what i hear and i didn't go look so if i don't go look then you shouldn't type it in your computer mm-hmm
You're destroying my ad revenue, Boston.
Let the man make a living. So that's the best and worst thing about porn. It's the females themselves. And that can be the best and worst thing about life. But how does it affect your personal life? I'm curious. Well, I hang around with you, so I know your personal life is fucking awesome because you have friends like me.
But...
Don't look at me like that, Sterling. I know what you want to say. No, but how does it affect your dating life, your relationships with women in the real world? Do you ever have women say, ew, you're a porn star, get away from me? Oh, that's not cool. Does it scare people away? Does it turn women on? Talk about that. You know, it does scare some of them away, but oddly enough, it actually doesn't scare away the really good girls.
Mm.
Because you know who somebody goes up in with. I've been with girls who are practically virgins. Yeah, I've met them. And they know what I do, and they're totally okay with it. But you know what? I think that's down to...
Because...
I don't actually have a sterling reputation myself.
See what I did there. But I think is an element of that trying to change the bad boy? Do you think that's what it is?
yeah because i get the good girls too it's that yeah it's the bad boy thing it's like the the danger it's the excitement like
Obviously this guy knows what he's doing.
Right? And then I don't have to risk like sleeping around.
to get the good dick.
She knows she's going to get the good dick on the first try. Yeah, that's true.
Yeah. And that's a big thing for women because they don't want to put their notch count up. And sometimes it is. I hear that all the time. I hear that all the time. That's a big thing. All right. So we talked about how porn, the best and worst thing is females. And and.
That's an answer, which I'm obviously, I believe, I understand. And I believe because you know, the industry, I think that translates to life as well. I think the best thing about life and the worst thing about life can be the female you're with.
if you have a good woman by your side who's truly down and understands who you are and who you need to be as a man and supports you the best she can sometimes she'll cry sometimes you get upset whatever but if she truly does that can make life a really beautiful thing and all four of us know that and all four of us know that having a woman who's the opposite
Ask any dude who had a divorce. It can be horrible. So as a man, managing females and your relationship with females is always going to have a huge impact on how enjoyable life is, porn is, whatever.
anything so that's a really interesting point we have another question here from someone i want to answer he's a romanian guy thanks for the super chat what would each of you tell your 17 year old self
Well, let's not let's not answer time travel questions like buy Bitcoin or some stupid shit like that. Let's let's actually what would I stop wasting your time. So I was 17. I was working at a fast food restaurant making sandwiches. Now the internet didn't really exist.
as such but looking back on it it was part of my journey and i regret nothing because i ended up where i am so would i even go back and tell myself anything
is the question. If I had to,
It would be to not burn so much of my time. Let's talk to the 17 year olds who are listening. You know, do you finish your job, come home, play video games, etc? That's what I used to do when I was 17 a little bit. What I didn't do is come home and think, okay, fuck, let's work on something new. Let's try and build something. Let's start a YouTube channel. Let's start creating content instead of consuming content. Yeah, I'd tell myself to be a little bit more proactive with my free time and not fuck around so much. Starting?
Let's go on the line.
I'd tell myself, don't bother pursuing a chemistry degree.
and go straight into entrepreneurship. Yeah. That was, that was basically like, So you have a chemistry degree. I do. I have a double degree in chemistry. So you're mixing the drinks tonight then. Come on chemistry boy. Why don't you believe in traditional education?
It's a complete-- - No, this is important because this is one of the biggest proportions
This is one of the biggest proportions of people's lives and debt. And it's also one of the biggest lies that's purported by society. This is a really big, important subject. So why, as someone who's been through the educational system, because I've never been through it, right? I have my views on it, but you've been through it. Why do you not firmly believe in the educational system? Well, first of all, university is just one big booze up.
for the most part. It's like a four-year booze. That would be terrible. Losers.
But we booze with purpose.
Yeah, that's true. Yeah.
It's a booze up that you're paying for in debt. You're wasting all the most precious years of your life. These years where you've got so much vitality and inspiration and drive and hunger. And instead of actually channeling that into learning a monetizable skill, which...
you can get
financial independence from and location independence with, right? You're channeling it into rote learning something,
ending up in a career where you're going to be miserable working a nine to five job for the rest of your life, and maybe running around chasing after some pussy.
That's really what you're spending four years doing. That time will be much better spent learning practical, valuable skills like sales, marketing, etc, etc. Things that in today's day and age, which you can leverage.
your time on so you can live a lifestyle you actually want to because
You talk about this all the time. The collapse is coming, man. And we're very fortunate that we kind of got out early enough. But some of these young kids who are... If you're a young kid right now in university, man, a traditional university, I feel sorry for you. That's scary. That was scary. Dark days are coming. Dark days are coming. Justin Waller, what would you tell a 17-year-old version of yourself?
I wonder if I'm going to get flagged for racist racial discrimination. You should. You should. Hey, I used to live in Indiana. If I'd never moved to London, I'd be talking like you too. That's why I nail the accent so perfectly. That's a poll right there. All right, you talk, I'll do the poll.
What's the poll? Did I nail the accent? Yeah, you nailed it. You nailed it. Man, 17? I would tell you that if it hurts, you might be doing the right thing.
You know, that's good. Go find pain. Most of the time you're going to find a reason. If you think something is going to hurt or it's scary to you, that's probably what you should be doing. You know, whether it's going to the gym, if it's going to talk to that girl that nobody else will go talk to because she's too pretty. If it's if it's taking a fight or are trying to make a sale that's bigger than you thought it should be going after some big kind of revenue, asking for asking for a contract that's bigger than what you're used to or you think that is possible for you.
yourself playing american football like you did you got a badass scar by the way yes bad boy go do something that's painful
Whether it be from physical pain or fear and most of the time if you can if you can find that and go towards it go looking for that pain Especially at that young age when your testosterone so high then you're probably doing the right thing You're probably on the right path do that, you know, you know in your gut do that go after that 17 year old Andrew What would you tell yourself? I think Justin actually nailed it. He did. I know you nailed it do hard things names names a single a
attribute,
for masculinity, which is going to come from a place other than trauma or pain. I talk about this all the time. People say I've had a traumatic life. I say, well, then you're very, very fortunate. You had a traumatic life. Now you may have misused that trauma. You may have misplaced it. You may have accepted the matrix telling you that you now have an excuse to fail as opposed to using it to grow. But every single man of value went through trauma and they went through pain. It's going to be painful to get strong, painful to get rich, painful to become important. It's going to
have to be prepared for the pain. If you're not ready for pain,
You're never going to be anything that matters. So Justin just absolutely not really nailed it. My kickboxing coach used to say to me, I used to come in the gym, he'd say, what do you hate the most? And I said, I hate running. He'd say, okay, you're going running.
Say why he goes, because whatever you hate is what you need. Whatever you hate is what you need. I want to spar, bad work, pads, no problem. Running, I didn't want to run, but that's what you need. And that's what life's about. You're not going to be able to go through life avoiding pain and also becoming a man of quality. You're going to have to be that guy who's been through so much shit.
that he can wake up and go, this ain't nothing.
This, this ain't nothing compared to back then. This ain't nothing compared to that time, you know? And if you're not going to be that guy, then you're going to always suffer the consequences of not being that guy. There's pain to become important and there's pain in not being important.
So you have to make a choice. So I think Justin absolutely nailed it. I think his answer is even better than mine could be. You need to find something you're afraid of, find something that could hurt you, and go do it.
And that's one of the great things about being young, right? You're basically superhuman. All of us are our age. We're all in our 30s. I remember when I was 21.
Bro, I could drink all night. I run 20 miles. You couldn't hurt me. I had Wolverine -like healing abilities. And this is actually one of the problems with the world today. I know it's the internet's fucked this up because we have all these youngsters who have a voice.
They all think they know something on Twitter and on the internet, these kids, right? When I was 23, 22, I didn't know shit. I'm 35 now. I'm on the smartest man on the planet. And when I was 23, I didn't know shit. When you're 35, you're definitely going to still be a dumbass. So when you're 23, like you are now, you don't know anything.
Your only attribute is the fact you have Wolverine-like healing abilities. You're not using it. Stop talking. Start listening. Get out there. Get hurt. Get the fuck back up. And there's a degree. There's also something I want you to comment on from the football perspective. But there is a degree of wisdom that comes from physicality.
i learned a whole bunch of about the world from just having my ass kicked it wasn't even conversations it was just getting beaten up and you learn about the world from a i write tweets people like that's so wise where'd you learn that oh kicked in the face that's how yeah yeah i didn't learn in the classroom in college i learned everything on the field and what it what it does when you go find pain in the real world when it's emotionally hard you can go back to oh i
And what I'd add to that about what Andrew was saying is that you can tell the size of a man by the size of his problems. So you need to get your ass out there and go find pain because pain is in big problems. And then also, like you said, as you're able to take on bigger and bigger problems, those things get less and less painful. So a lot of people like that Facebook thing we're looking at the other day, guys like it's $80 for a half a tank of gas. That means he can't fill his tank up.
at a time bro you know what i'm saying yeah we were like like i remember like gauging okay i can go this much past e before i have to push this go find big problems because then those problems are pain
And the more pain you can take and the more problems you can solve, the bigger those problems are, the bigger you'll be as a man. And it's my favorite quote. You can tell the size of a man by the size of his problems. Go get some. No, absolutely. And I think that is another thing that actually has a huge correlation to your ability to be successful.
If someone were to say to me and say, how can you tell someone's going to be successful? I wouldn't say,
highest IQ and we've already proved this with studies, right? The highest IQ has nothing to do with how successful you are. It doesn't. I would say the number one thing that will tell me how successful a person will be, especially as a man, is their stress tolerance. Yes. You're not going to have a big life. Right?
without big problems. You're not gonna be important without four girlfriends, 22 cars, three businesses. Fuck your phone ain't gonna stop. It's gonna be stressful. Banks are gonna get frozen. Money's gonna go missing. You're not gonna have a big life that's a calm ocean. You need to learn to just surf the waves and laugh.
Because most people just collapse under the pressure. Stress tolerance is a massive indicator of how successful you're going to be. And no matter what happens in my life now, I can sit there and go, well, at least I'm not about to get in the cage and deal with that guy. And you need to have at least I can eat.
We've all been through stages where we can't eat. So stress, stress tolerance is something that can be learned. It's something that you can, you can, like you said, it's a muscle. It's a muscle. When you're young, go out there and get, get stressed, get upset, have those sleepless nights. You should, at 17, 18, you should be panicking. Right. And that's going to give you a stress tolerance level that allows you to grow into an adult, which can handle a big life. You're not going to have a big life. You're not going to be here. Like all four of us are living the life like we're living, rolling around Europe and supercars with unlimited finance and have that big life.
I think that you're not going to have any kind of stress or problems to get there and maintain it. That's not real. I'll end this with a quotation I really like from a book I read. It says, happiness...
is a lot like the castles and fairy tales that we used to read as the children, in the way that they're all guarded by dragons.
I like that. You gotta get through the dragon to reach that fucking castle. I'm telling you. Right. More booze.
No, we have a good super chat here. Justin absolutely nailed that question with the answer seeking pain and more so with the final statement of, you know, in your gut, lots of men instinctively know what they should be doing, but they don't do it. So what do you guys think about that? What do you think about when the guys come to you and say, I want to be in good shape, but I'm not in good shape. So how do I get in good shape? What's your answer to those kinds of questions, bro? Those, those are, it's absolute horseshit. What, what you're doing when you ask a question like that,
is you're validating that you tried without fucking doing anything. There's not a person that cannot go on Google right now and find free information about how to get in shape. For God's sake, we've worked out this entire trip with nothing better than a hotel gym. This entire trip, we did not miss one day of training, no matter how much we drank, emergency meeting in the gym, sweat it off, don't be a pussy, turn up. Did any of us miss a lift? I don't remember missing a lift. No, once.
miss one. Did I need to ask one of you how to come to the gym and fucking do pull-ups and push-ups until we're so tired that we had to go to the next emergency meeting and talk about making money? So what is the fucking problem? Just get up and go. Now, one thing I would advise a guy like that to do is to change your atmosphere to an atmosphere where the men around you have the expectation that you're going to turn up and train.
have the expectation that you're going to turn up and talk about money or banks locking the bank uh the bank's locking up your money or how to set up a corporation in dubai or how to you know do a 1031 exchange or whatever whatever it is that you change your atmosphere if you're in a atmosphere where people do not have the expectation of you to perform then you should look at doing that because it'll help
Put a foot in your ass because if I don't show up to a lift, then I have to look all you guys in the face at lunch.
And we're going to call you horrible names. Right. And that ain't going to happen. Yeah. So if you already know what to do and you can't find it in yourself to do it, number one, you need to go see the man in the mirror.
And ask him what he doesn't trust about himself to be able to do that. And then secondly, you need to change or find a group of people in a scenario where it's not even acceptable not to turn up and do what you know you should do in your gut.
Nailed it. Absolutely nailed it. You're right. And that's another thing that's quite interesting to me. Most people understand the saying that you're the sum of the five people you spend the most time with.
And then they spend their time with losers.
Why do you think that happens? How do people end up sitting there going, yeah, I need to know rich people and then sitting around with jackasses. And I think it's just because it makes them feel better about their own decisions. Well, Sterling, before you met me, Andrew, Justin, etc., you described yourself as a lone wolf.
So, and I've never, I can't answer this question. I really can't because I don't know what it's like to be a lone wolf.
My life has always been at least a team effort. So you literally were. You said, Tristan, I was a lone wolf before I found you guys. What are the differences between being a man, trying to make it by yourself, and hanging around with a group of guys like us? Well, for a start, the difference is like,
All the bullshit...
programming in the matrix, everyone else believes it.
And you're the only one who doesn't believe it. So you start to think, am I fucking crazy?
am i the only yeah am i the only person who believes this and then you finally run into people
like these guys right here, who share the same worldview as you. Why do you think me and Justin moved in?
within what a few months a couple of months of knowing each other
It's because we met at a warm event.
We clicked immediately. We knew, okay, this guy's got the same values as me. He's on the same path as me. Why wouldn't I?
surround myself with this kind of guy.
And I've added that.
So either they believe it or I used to find myself getting very angry because I believed that they thought the same thing that I think, but they were too much of a coward or took too less of an action to do anything about it. So I felt very alone, particularly before I joined the war room, because slowly as I stayed in shape and I started to make more money and I stopped getting invited to gender reveal parties. Seriously.
wives are like bro he's bad boy i don't want him around my husband you know what i'm saying i i was holding my breath angry like fuck this i'm not giving in because i know there was something in here i knew there was somebody out there that was like me i told you this andrew first i i saw andrew on uh cooper richard cooper and then i watched about i don't know two hours worth of videos i punched a dent i still have this dent in my ford f-150 laughing because he was saying shit that
because they couldn't believe it because they knew they couldn't do it.
And so I just held my breath until I find. And that's what I think is so important is I always say fuck time and fuck blood.
I want to know do our souls align I need to find people that believe things that I believe that want the same things that I want and I think that any person despite what they want what they want is choice and to get choice you need to find a group of people that can support you inside a tribe that's strong enough to have your back all the way around the first time I met Andrew we were closer than we're sitting right now I'm sitting there talking I asked him directly to his face I said what is it that allows you to
to be who you are so openly and so widely. And he said, no matter what happens in this world, I have Tristan.
And since then, we've all had each other. And so I've never looked back because it was me against the world. I felt like and I was just holding my breath waiting. And here it is. So if you have any values, more than likely you have values with us watching the show. And that is the number one reason you should make the investment to join the war room.
Or to join HU or do anything of that nature find people whose souls line up with you and the next thing you know You're mixing and bringing everything in and then you align with those people and you'll have true happiness and you'll definitely have a true family and that's what we had in Europe That's what we've had ever since we met in Vegas
Amen. Amen. For that, I'm going to play a video now. Amen, Justin Waller. I'm going to show a video now from the last War Room event.
and uh obviously we're all war room members if you have any questions about the war room you can message sterling or justin directly you can talk to them on instagram so we'll put them up at the end yep or message us but you can drop them a message and they'll tell you about their experience but the war room is basically someone said something amazing inside the war room earlier today they said
It didn't change who I was.
It just confirmed and reminded me who I was. So if you understand, if you're watching this podcast, you understand how powerful a brotherhood can be. If you understand how dangerous a man you would be if you were uninhibited by the matrix and its garbage.
then the war room is the place for you. So I'm about to play a video for you all to enjoy.
Life is competition.
Competition is violence. In many modern forms of competition, we have attempted to water down the violent aspect, to replicate violence in the most sanitized way. We have full grown men growing as large and strong as possible.
to put a ball in a net as opposed to hurting each other. But the sentiment is the same. It's a group of men at war with another, with one team being victors and the other being losers. The largest, strongest, most beautiful tree violently crushed the surrounding saplings in the quest for resource.
When I see myself, I know the struggle lived to become who I am.
to live as I do. The more sophisticated my understanding of the universe's state of constant war, the happier, more content and peaceful I feel. You are meant to struggle. You are here to suffer. If you do neither of these things, you are either dead or invisible. If you want people to care who you are, become familiar with pain. If you do not struggle to become an exceptional man,
every female will prove to you you may as well not exist evolution requires pain while others complain they do not feel happy enough I'm happy I'm struggling I don't want to I want to be great this is the beauty of life we are born valueless and you either build yourself into a king or you
The emperor told me, priest master Xianghui, how at peace he felt amongst the trees. He could feel life all around him.
Sitting at the foot of the largest tree, he asked me, "When life is so beautiful, why do we fight?" My reply was simple.
Do you think the largest tree you sit beneath grew so tall amongst many, if it didn't fight? Such is the way of Udan.
Teichinkai.
War.
Alright, first things first, the chemist has poured us
uh magical drink you want to describe this chemical concoction
Mr. Chemist? Yes, it's ethanol. Ethanol. Ethanol. Nice. I thought we weren't going to booze anymore after the trip. There's no calories in this.
No, but we said strictly no more boozing. You said that.
Three days ago, dude.
Did we not say that? Justin, I think you've been drinking so much. Your memory's failing. Justin, are you afraid of potatoes? Are you afraid of potatoes? Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen. We have a woman watching the show.
Funnily enough,
which is actually quite unusual for us. And her name is Katie. Hello, Katie Maria. Nice to meet you. And she sent us a super chat, which says, Andrew, can you please play Mr. Producer? Oh, for fuck's sake. As soon as a chick comes along, she wants to hear Mr. Producer. Oh, but wait, wait, wait, wait. Make the best show. Where's the exchange? Where's the exchange in value? This is simping. Are you simping? Andrew simping. Ah, you got him. Ah, you have to admit it.
It's a producer, they make the best shows. It's a producer, they got all them bones. It's a producer, gonna break the feeling. It's a producer, really appear to see me.
So I just want everyone to know out there anytime you could super chat anytime for the Mr. Producer song everyone everyone loves it.
It's no time. Tristan loves it. Anytime. No one loves it. Mr. Producer. I got you.
No, I'll never let you down. And Katie. Cheers, gentlemen. Katie.
Nice to meet you.
I can see from your profile picture, you look like an attractive young lady. As you know, I'm a monogamous man.
Looking to settle down?
And we have something in common. We both like the Mr. Producer song. It's maybe after this podcast, right? Next super chat.
All right. Question for you guys. Did you just finish it?
I thought I was drinking with Talisman Tate. Well, I like to have a drink with Starling.
Do you know why? Andrew, do you know why I like to have a drink with Sterling?
Because he's your mate. Because he's me mate. Sterling's me mate. If anyone gets that, please write it in the chat.
Right. We got okay. The super chester, Mr. Producer are coming in now, guys. I don't know. I'm going to hit you up with this. A random. God damn it. You're not paying it, playing it for $1.00. Dude, that's Andrew. Have you ever gone over a friend's house to eat and the food just ain't no good? I mean, the macaroni. Go on Tristan. The macaroni soggy, the peas don't mush, then the chicken tastes like wood. Listen, we know the word. You think we don't know the rapids? I don't know. If you give me 14 minutes, I'll know every single one of them. We know it. Ruin the show. All good content gone.
I say more actually. Big Bank Hank is good content. Big Bank Hank is good content. Sorry, guys, name something you couldn't live without.
Another super chat.
Thank you.
Go on, Sterling. Let's go. Something you couldn't live without. Like Brotherhood.
like especially like especially going back to not having like this kind of thing
Yeah, especially as you get older. I cannot imagine...
being like a 40 plus, 50 plus, 60 plus year old man and not having...
a group of boys.
to still reminisce with and laugh like you you say the the rocking chair test right look back like all the stupid you've done together the laughs you said together
I could not imagine a life without that.
You know, just being alone and only being around like a woman. You know, that was such a good answer. We were all planning to stop talking to you after this show immediately. But you know what? That was such a sweet answer, Sterling. I think we're going to take that back. What do you think, guys? Should we cancel the plan and still hang out with this guy?
it's suspect you know what i would say about that is i mean one thing i could not live without is controlling my own life
Yeah, we couldn't go on to Europe without control of my life. If I if I can't live a life where I live life on my terms, on my decision, doing what I feel in my own heart with the people that will accept me for it.
and anybody else can get fucked, then that's not life at all.
That's slavery. So for me,
it's control of my own life i cannot live without that and i would rather if i went bankrupt tomorrow i would not take a good job working for somebody i would work a job that i would get fired from in pursuit of the life that i wanted because the scariest thing that can happen to you is you take a good job or you take a situation where you get so far deep in it that you feel like you can't get out of it or you have something to lose i would rather go at it broke until i have a life
If you can't look a woman in the eyes and tell her what you really want, do you really love her?
No.
And do you really love yourself because you're going to lie to her so she'll sleep with you? It's called the golden handcuffs. You don't want to be in that situation where you don't want to lose them. You're still handcuffed, but you don't want to lose them because they're made of gold. You said this to me and Andrew the other day. We were eating dinner last night, and you said, well, we said, I said, let's all put our phones down, face down for the next two hours. You're like, don't you lose thousands of dollars every time you do that because you guys are always working? We're like, yeah, but sure, we're having dinner with our friends. But does it matter because you have control of your own situation? My boss isn't going to scream at me.
which is intrinsic, which is actually something that most men I don't believe have experienced because it comes with true success. People always talk about fuck you money, right? It's not just about being saying fuck you. It's about truly being able to express how you feel. And that comes with success. And I don't mean success financially. I mean, success in all realms. Most men.
can't raise their voice. They can't raise their voice at their job. They'll get fired. They can't raise their voice in their house. The woman's like, who the fuck you yelling at?
They can't raise their voice to anyone. They're not allowed to be angry and someone to give a shit, right? There's something amazing about living with true intention and just being happy when you're happy.
being mad when you're mad and people caring. If we get mad, people are like, shit, he's mad. You know what I'm saying? Imagine being a full grown man and being furious and going, Bear, shut up. This 115 pound woman might leave. You know what I'm saying? Absolutely. You can't go back from that. Once you can live with true intention and like a true heart,
It's a beautiful thing. And most men, especially, you suppress yourself. You don't live that way. You're not allowed to. Society doesn't want to. Your circumstances don't allow you. And that's something once you've gone to, you can't go back to. I'm allowed to be miserable if I decide to be. You understand?
It's a beautiful thing. And that's why I was I used to get mad because I never believed that those men were living a life they wanted to live. They simply would choose to suppress themselves into believing the bullshit. And for that reason, I would hold my breath.
no you nailed it and and that's where it comes with a degree of success and when you're talking about what you couldn't live without one of the greatest things about being rich is not having money it's just about being able to say you know what
I could make a million dollars if I worked with that person.
but I don't like that person.
Oh, that person is a big podcaster. I don't like them. Oh, but Andrew, he could put you on. I don't like, I don't need money. I don't like you. It's just like, fuck you. I don't need you. Like it's, it's, it's being true to yourself and true to your intent.
And once you're true to your intent, I also believe, we're going to get spiritual. I believe you get closer to God. I believe you become a better person. You're a better person when you don't go through life lying. Most men are going through life putting on a face they don't want to put on, saying things they don't want to say, repeating things they don't believe. And we all know that lies are a sin, gentlemen. And you are lying to yourself and everyone around you. People will come here and say, oh, Andrew's full of shit. Andrew's arrogant, whatever. I live with true intent. If I tell you I like you, I like you.
the street and I'm like, oh, hey, gee, I wish the best for you. I wish the absolute best for you. If I dislike you and I'll punch you in the face, I meant it. I live with complete true intent. I have a pure heart and I believe that's more important and that's something that's so valuable. Most men don't even know how that feels. And call your friends out on this because the mask will slip. The mask will slip occasionally. How many of you, 8,000 people watching, I refuse to believe that some of you aren't sitting drinking with your friends sometimes and your friends are sitting there like, oh man, I hate my wife. I don't want to go home tonight. So awesome.
Fucking tell your wife what she's doing wrong. Call him out.
Tell him to fucking man up and say his opinion because the mask slips off all of these people.
It really does. And you see it. I've seen it in hundreds of men myself. And that's why I would say that ethics happens before you need them. A lot of these guys, they let so many things slip in their life and they look up and they're like, I'm fat.
i can't get other women so i'm a slave to my wife i i can't make money so the gas going up double is hurting me i can't help my friends if they get in a fight because i'm a coward you know they've never they've never been through anything they've never done the work a lot of times if you don't do the work before you need for example i i made a youtube video once about a buddy of mine they got in a really bad situation there was a flood in louisiana it cost me eight g's if i had not done the work before
the flood the flood happened I would not have been in a position to help him when he needed me you have to do the work the the fight is coming the fat the fat wife that bitches at you is coming the job that you can't get out of where you're stuck in a cubicle or you're turning a wrench or whatever you're doing all day it's coming are you doing the work to do something about it before it gets there because if you can't walk away then you're trapped and then you're truly truly suppressed
right place. You need to get water and buckets before the drought.
- Yup. - And so many people think that once the drought comes, it'll be okay. Oh, once I'm overweight, I'll fix it. No, no, sir. That's far too. - I'll wait till New Year's Eve to start working out because that's my resolution.
One more thing I want to talk about while you guys are on the show, because I think a lot of people don't understand about the world. And I get this a lot because my view on the world and the way I write things is I've been told many times my view on the world and the way I write things comes from a place of violence. And people see that as a bad thing, but I don't think it's from a place of violence. I think that my life and my worldviews are a place of competition. And I believe that the world is player versus player. I believe you need a winning team because I believe you're trying to beat the losing teams. I believe every single girl that any of us get, we took from some other dude who wanted her.
oh that's the truth damn right every dollar you make someone else wanted right to a degree it's competition it always has been it's player versus player so i don't really feel sorry for the people who don't put themselves in a winning position because people like us need them to be you can't have a winner without a loser so and and i also and this is another view of mine if someone truly wants to be a winner they don't really need that much help to get there so who who helped you guys in your early days like who was actually really telling you to not be a fat piece of
we all had our inspirations, I had mine, but was there anyone big in your life who was coming along saying, no, you got to keep it together?
Or was it just looking in the mirror and knowing what you're supposed to do and doing it anyway?
Thank you.
Yeah, I mean, go ahead, Sterling. Because Sterling, am I right? I mean, how many dudes dream of being a porn star? 20%, 30%, 40%, every dude who's jerking it wishes he was in the videos. Didn't you cold email yourself into the porn industry? Like, please, please, tell us. Because it's a fucking G, that's why. The response I got from the first director I ever pitched, he said,
This is okay. So the story was, I used to be a swinger as well. Right. And so there was this couple that I used to fuck his wife.
And they're really cool friends with me. And I was like, can I film this? Because I want to apply to being a porno. Yeah.
so i filmed it it was terrible like i bought all this camera it was horrible so you're not mr producer no i'm definitely not mr producer you're not mr producer but i dropped it into a dropbox and i like
wrote this really well written email not how it happened this is this is the original clip this is the original clip enjoy ladies and gentlemen hey clearly this is not me
but he replied back this is the most professional application i've ever received i'll give you a shot and the reason i thought that was honestly the answer to your question
is that my inspirations actually came from books, from authors, I should say, from people, mentors and stuff. Because I had no one from the Outback, man. Who am I going to find around me that knows how to make money, that knows how to sign online business? Nick Dundee is broke. Exactly. He lives in the bush.
so i had to like ryan holiday was a really good inspiration for me tim ferris early on craig ballantyne simon black a few of these guys they they really
nailed down a few basic principles for me and i just went from there basically
Nice. What about you, Justin?
So I think a lot of times in life, people follow what they see. But for me, it was
um i it my my upbringing gave me a great example of what i did not want to become so i was kind of running from that i used and i don't want to say running but i i knew that it's what i didn't want
So when I was a kid, I'd be really, really, really good at sports because I knew that the other kids' parents would let me stay at their house. So I'd get the fuck out of there. And so, like, I have photos of me and my brothers and sisters. They're all morbidly obese.
My brother, too. Yeah. And your cousin. So it's like, for me, I just knew what I didn't want.
and and so i would try to put myself in different atmospheres and i think that's why i'm so big on atmospheres is if if you're in a position where you know there's shit food in the house there's shit going on that shouldn't be going on there's drugs there's alcohol there's people that are going to pull you down if you try to raise yourself up there's people going to try to tell you change and change atmospheres because if you don't do that then you're creating a scenario where you're always going to be swimming against the current
So for me, it was really about what I didn't want to become because it was right in front of my face. And you know what? That's one of your favorite quotes. We're on a $6 million yacht in Dubai. We're at a castle in the middle of Transylvania. We're in the Mediterranean. You'll look at me and you just put your hands up and you'll be...
It's a long way from the trailer park. How many dudes from where you're from get to do what you've done? So it's very cool. Every time you say it, I'm happy for you. I really am. Knowing what you don't want is just as good as knowing what you do want. And I've lived off good examples and bad examples.
So absolutely. So we have another super chat here. I'm going to answer because while we all have all four of us here, let's try and do as many super chats as possible. I agree. My twin brother got a girlfriend and forgot his purpose makes himself dependent on her and I don't know what to do. It hurts to watch. No, no, let me answer this. Let me answer this.
I was once 18. I'm going to admit a mistake I made. I was 18 years old. I had no money.
I had no car.
I had nothing but I had a girlfriend.
at the time and i was cheating on her with one or two other girls i've always i've always had a few women around because i was young i was strong i was smart as kickboxer i was flat broke i wasn't i wasn't dealt all the cards in life and this girlfriend was giving me a hard time but i think you cheat on me i was like baby of course i don't cheat on you i mean i'm 18 but i still got my moves right so she's like you know to prove you don't cheat on me change your profile picture on facebook before instagram to a picture of us two so i'll change it
Andrew's 19 and a half. He comes to me, he says, what the fuck did you do that for?
I said, what do you mean? I've still got, I mean, I just want to keep her happy enough and I've got other girlfriends and blah, blah. He says, no capitulation is the enemy. So are you the older brother or the younger brother?
Andrew stepped in right now. He was 100% right.
It was not really an argument, but I was like, bro...
You know, I once tried to work night shifts and I was missing kickboxing training. And you said, nope, nope, night shifts, more money, work day shift.
Gotta do your kickboxing. I was like, yeah, bro, but I need money. He was like, money?
What good's money if you get knocked the fuck out on the street?
And last week, if you watch Take Confidential, I still got these kickboxing skills. I saw a man sit in my car and knocked him the fuck out. So...
the older brother if you are the older brother you have a massive role to play but the younger brother can do it too because i've held you in check a few times you've held me in check a few times it's exactly what justin was saying and what we all say about hanging around dudes you have a
to intervene here.
Because I can name times I've slipped up. He can name times he slipped up. On a minor way, even though we've known each other a few years, we'll slip up ourselves and correct each other, you know.
Do your job, bro. It's your fucking brother. Who the fuck are you going to team up with if not him? What now he's her teammate?
fix it yep you know what i'd say about that in addition you know why you helped andrew or why andrew helped you is because if you really really love an individual you're willing to risk them being upset with you yes if i love you so much i will confront you and risk you being angry at me i actually love you most people fair weather friends mostly oh no it's fine it's fine it's fine and then when you leave the tar he's really up because they don't give a enough about you to get in your face and say man you're up and you can get mad at me you want i love you
much they're letting you learn the hard way and why the should you do that to anyone you care about
Anyone?
So what about you, Sterling? You want to answer? What was the question? His brother's simping out.
His brother Simpan. Oh, this guy. Yeah. I'll tell you what I would do.
I'll tell you what I would do. I would go to him and I'd have a man to man, a 10 or 15 minute conversation. I'd say, look,
You're capitulating and you're giving this woman what she wants. If you end up lasting forever, married with children, and you are going to capitulate and she's going to be happy and she's going to respect you and you live a happy life, then I have nothing to say.
However,
If she leaves you,
that I want me and you to agree that I'm in charge of repairing your heartbreak.
If she leaves you and you can't sleep at night,
You're not going to sit there blowing up her phone while some other dude's fucking her. You're not going to sit there chasing some girl who doesn't want you.
I'm in charge of what's going to happen to your life when you can't sleep. I'm the one who's going to turn that trauma and that heartache and build you into a better man.
And if he agrees to that deal, then you have to let time take its toll. Maybe she is the perfect woman.
maybe his capitulation is going to all end happy, but perhaps, perhaps she's going to run off with some of the dude and he's going to be sitting there messaging her phone, going to bed at 4am, waking up at 7am full of heartbreak, not being able to concentrate on anything in his life, jerking all the time. Jerking off to Sterling Cooper videos. Yeah. Following her on social medias, et cetera.
If that's the case,
then you need to come along with a battle plan for that. And I'll be honest with you, man. I will honestly contribute
one of the facts, two of the facts, the reason I'm such an amazing kickboxer was to two things. One, I drunk so much tequila when I was 18, I quit alcohol for four years, which was one of it. And two, when I was 20,
Me and my girlfriend broke up.
I was with her for four years.
I couldn't sleep.
And this is before social media. You couldn't just chase a bitch. Like, that was it. She's gone now. She moved. I didn't know where she lived. That was it. And I couldn't sleep. Now, it wasn't like I was crying my eyes out, but I was just...
Where's my hoe at? I couldn't sleep. Need something else to do. Need something else to do. So I thought, fuck, I'll hit the gym at 6 a.m., hit the gym at 3 p.m., hit the gym at 8 p.m. I had nothing else to do but fight. So I took all that trauma, all that heartbreak, and I molded it into becoming a world-level combatant, right? So there's nothing. What did we talk earlier about how trauma can mold you? How trauma can be a fantastic thing. Heartbreak.
depression sadness these are all fantastic motivators
You're just I'm telling you why they're a fantastic motivator. You go to a guy who's heartbroken. He has all the motivation in the world to send 300 text messages. He has the motivation. He's putting it in the wrong place. That's 300 cold emails. You could be sending a lot of money you could have made. Yeah. I'll tell you right now. Some of the greatest accomplishments in my life have come after.
a heartbreak. Absolutely. Yeah.
It's that fuck, I call it fuck you energy. Yeah. You take that and you're like,
Because some guys will get butthurt about that, and they'll sit there and they'll wallow in self-pity. I've always thought the correct...
application of that energy is okay.
prove that she made a shitty mistake. Go out and become
a fucking millionaire. Go out and become a kickboxer. Go out and become a porn star, whatever. Go out and build still buildings. And then she's going to look around when she's
50 pounds heavier,
in a year's time, you're like, mother fuck. I left him. I let him go. And internally,
my ego could be like, I got you. Yeah. Life's going to hurt you. And how you use that pain is completely and utterly up to you.
You can use that pain to galvanize yourself as a man and become a better man you've ever been. I'm not saying that I'm only successful because of some chick. I'm saying that every single time that I was heartbroken, I never wasted a second. I was never wallowing. That's what I'm saying. Especially as a young man. We talked about this on the show. You're going to get your heart broken as a young man. I've had it happen to me. We've all had it happen to us. The
It's not even about anger towards a girl. Me and Tristan talked about this on the podcast that we did together, Gentleman Game. It's...
seven years later because as a man you're gonna get your value later yes right so if you use that energy to put all that work in these girls they come back around and i love to see them come back not because i'm in love again just because it's like yeah you know i told you so no i said this like anybody who tries to get revenge on a woman oh on a woman it's a urine that's incel energy that's that's a wrong way of looking at it the only revenge you can get on a woman who breaks
best friend just level up slowly when she messages you
You got two choices. You can either say sorry, baby,
You're not my type anymore. Boom. You win. Or you could fuck her again. One last spin on the Ferris wheel. Yeehaw. So that's the answer to the question. Put a plan together for the heartbreak if it comes and make sure that plan is constructive. Everything we've been saying on this podcast is true. Trauma is going to come. Pain is going to come. You have to use it in a constructive way. I'm not telling you to tell him to avoid the pain. I'm saying that when it comes, make sure it's used in a constructive way. And still to this day, that's all I would ever do.
possible outlet and that's a conscious decision you have to have the emotional control to make a conscious decision in that direction
Right. One more super chat, gentlemen, while we're here.
Shout out to Sterling because I said I would. There you go. This is a good one where I want to yell at someone. How do you deal with procrastination?
and laziness.
Why are you asking me that question? Why are you on this podcast asking me how to stop procrastinating? Turn off YouTube! Go do something!
Jesus Christ, what's wrong with people?
This is exactly what you were talking about, about asking a question where you already know the answer to. You know the answer is to stop doing things that waste your time and apply yourself to something important. Now, this may not be a waste of your time, but let me tell you, you're a dumbass, clearly. It's like Googling how to get fit, like you just said. Everyone knows what a push-up is.
Do 10,000 of them a day. Stop wasting your fucking time. You know, I've never had to deal with procrastination. I've never had to deal with not being motivated because what is the alternative? Literally be a loser forever. I am sick of reading shit on the internet saying, yeah, you know, some people are special and they take longer to bloom and your time will come. Let me tell you something. 99.9% of people who are born broke, live broke, stay broke, die broke. That is the reality for almost everybody.
and their it's all going to come to you at the right time bullshit is fucking a psyop.
to keep you down.
you already know the answer you don't need me to tell you why the are you asking four men who do not know you personally how to stop wasting your time i don't even know what you do to waste your time you already know the answer can we ban this guy from our feed or do you guys want to hit him up first yeah no yeah
You nailed it.
I'm not going to try and change who you are as an individual. I don't know you. Have fun staying poor. Have fun staying poor. I don't know your genetic makeup. If you were a warrior, you wouldn't be asking that question. So you're either going to become a warrior or you need to adopt the ways of a warrior or you need to accept your position in life, which is just to suffer the pain of being a loser forever. Get a job at the car wash. Maybe I'll tip you one day. Enjoy. I agree with what they're both saying on a very, very practical level. Me and Andrew were talking
launch i guess or this afternoon is being perfect on purpose man like don't i always tell people like shoot the gun shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot and as long as you're aiming in the general direction you're supposed to no matter what you do the first time you shoot that gun you're going to have to adjust the scope so shoot the gun so you know how far you're off every business pivots every every workout plan is going to pivot everything is going to change you have to shoot
a little bit of positive momentum that'll get your ass up and going. So shoot the fucking gun, miss on purpose, be imperfect on purpose, take action over everything.
Because you're never going to do it perfect anyway. So just go, go, go, go.
I hope that what these two gentlemen said just now about you being a loser and me staying broke pisses you off.
Yeah, because if it pisses you off, you might actually do something. Yeah, that is actually the blessing that these two just gave you is pissing you off. Or I'll see you in the car wash. Yeah, I don't I don't care if you turn your life around. I don't know you. I don't care. There's there's not many truly like if you put effort into the universe, I think it's Newton's this Newton's second law, right? Equal and opposite force. People always say, Oh, I wish I had something to work on. You could work hard on anything. It can be the most jackass thing you can work hard on. I don't know, fucking.
Whittling twigs. But if you truly work your ass off, it's difficult for it to have a negative impact on your life.
Maybe you'll end up with an Instagram page, the best Instagram page on twig whittling.
And who knows, right? My point is that it's very hard to find truly, truly negative energy that's directed in a semi-positive direction. It's hard to say I'm working my ass off of X and it's made my life worse. You know, you're not you're not doing anything. And you're asking the question, hoping I'm going to give you some magical answer that's going to allow you to be motivated forever. But motivation isn't real. Everyone says this motivation is not real. Discipline is real. I do not feel like training, but I still train because I'm a disciplined individual. You don't get to go through life only doing the things you feel like doing.
Do you know who gets to do that? Women. Beautiful women. Beautiful women get to do what they feel like doing. As a man, you have to do the things you're supposed to do because what we said earlier is absolutely true. It's player versus player, my friend. Now, if I wake up, I've already got this massive head start over you in life. And nearly every genetic gift,
plus all my finances, plus my network. And I wake up and I decide, even though I don't feel like working, I'm going to work my ass off. And you wake up way down there, a peon, and you can't be bothered to work. What chance do you have against men like us?
You don't stand a chance. You can't get the girl. We'll take the girl off you. We'll bankrupt your ass. We'll kick you out your house. You name it. You don't stand a chance. Now, if you're going to wake up and look in the mirror and understand that you're absolutely not really crushable, that you're a rabbit and that lions exist, and that's not going to motivate you to do something about it, then you're a lost cause.
And there's no point in asking us a question. You know exactly what you need to do.
If you want to stay killable,
then stay killable.
but i can't live that way i would refuse to live that way it's a disgrace to my bloodline it's a
to my parents who struggled to raise me for me to be anything other than the best version of myself. That's honor. I have honor to my last name and to my ancestry. It would be disgusting for them all to fought saber tooth tigers so I can wake my lazy ass up, jerk off all day and ask on YouTube how I can stop being a fucking loser.
You understand where I'm coming from? Oh, 100%. So this is down to you, my friend. And listen, you may feel fired up for 10 minutes after this little talk, but you're not going to feel fired up forever. You need to put systems in place. You need to get disciplined. And like Justin says, you need to get an atmosphere of people around you who are going to keep you accountable and not make it easy for you to continue to be a fucking nobody.
And then you're going to fix your life.
Otherwise, you're going to stay nobody.
That's your problem. It ain't my problem. It's your problem.
But also we need people at the car wash. When I go to McDonald's and I order a burger, someone has to make it. And I used to make them. I even hate it. If you're in McDonald's trying to better yourself, working your job away, good for you. Work on your side hustles, working yourself. I used to work at fast food, but we need people to make those burgers because sometimes men like us get hungry. Good question here. I got a good question. I know your general opinion on college, but in Germany, college is cheap.
It's very cheap. It's like 2,000 euro.
So you don't go into debt in any way. So would you say it is worth it?
I'd say it depends what you're studying. There's very, very few degrees that are actually worthy of a college degree.
Law Medicine...
engineering it might be about it because then you can actually if that's your if that's like how you want to contribute to the world and leave a legacy okay cool i save lives i build buildings
whatever, blah, blah, blah. I mean, actually, let's scratch lawyer because lawyers are scumbags.
But for everything else, it's a waste of your time. It's like four fucking years. You've got, like I said before, all this energy. And that is expensive. Four years is expensive. It's a long time. I wouldn't sell four years for $10 billion right now. Exactly.
Thank you.
Candy's also cheap and I don't eat it. So I'd say no. Good point. Good point. Nailed it.
Thank you.
No, no, you're right. Candy's cheap and I don't need it. Your time is valuable. And also the question is, it depends how you're going to use your time.
If I sit here, if we say don't go to college and you're going to play video games instead, then you should have gone to fucking college. Yeah, that's also true. If you're going to join Hustlers University or join the war room, start paying attention, taking all those 10 hours a day, dedicating them towards trying to learn how to make money, listening to podcasts like this one, paying attention to what we're saying, actually getting up off your off your ass and working on something else, then absolutely don't go.
So it really depends how you're going to use that time. I don't want you to say, oh, I ain't going college because Tate said so. So I'm going to play Super Smash Brothers. Well, that's not going to get you anywhere. If you're going to constructively allocate those seconds towards something else, then yeah, I think there's always something better else to do. I don't think the Matrix in and of itself is going to teach you how to escape the Matrix. And and colleges and educational systems are all a tool of of of the Matrix. That's what they're for. They wouldn't they wouldn't exist if they could free you. They wouldn't exist if they could stop you from being a slave.
They exist on purpose. They exist to condition your mind for slavery. So,
Don't waste your time, but if you're going to sit there and you're trying to decide, then instead of allocating 1.5 or 2,000 euros to college and wasting four years, I'd allocate $49 to Hostos University and make a bunch more money. That's what I would do, but it's only if you're prepared to actually do some work.
Right. Next few more questions, guys.
keep them coming i know do i play mr producer they keep asking me no don't play mr producer okay i promise tristan you know what i actually agree with you i think it's pretty i'm glad you finally grown up keep playing the mr producer song because we have special guests on the show you're
Desire to the NTV team.
Best thing is Tristan can't even hear the sound effects. Tristan, this sound effect, if you knew what this sound effect was saying, you would just shut your mouth.
It's woo. I hear it from your headphones. It's not woo. It's saying Tristan, shut up. Andrew plays whatever song he fucking wants. That doesn't exist. That's not a sound effect. I saw you load the sound effects. You're making shit up. That's what it says.
You're making shit up. Do you have headphones? Again. I don't want headphones. Because you're not Mr. Producer. I don't want to be Mr. Producer.
You're not Mr. Producer. We have 40,000 COPs. I don't even know what a COP is. What's a COP, Curtis? I don't know.
Everyone press like on this, by the way. Yeah, that's the thing. YouTubers say like my stuff. I don't know why they do it. Schmalgerhythm. Something like that. It's not really that much of a thing anymore. No. Okay, don't like my stuff. Unlike. Thumbs down. Right. There is one. Question.
Justin, what do you think about
the united states is it disappointing for you to see what's become of the country how do you think the south will uh hold out compose uh compared to the inner cities it's a good question do you see yourself ever leaving the united states good question
Bye.
Thank you.
I want to pull for America in every way. I grew up going to Veterans Day assemblies in school. It's really hard for me to pull for a country that will not fight for itself.
I'm disappointed. I genuinely was happy in 2016 when Trump won. I'd never felt more proud of my country because I felt like it was a stand against bullshit. One thing I hate most of my life is hypocrisy.
I think there's a lot of hypocrisy in America.
In regards to the South,
I do think the South, although a bit ignorant in a lot of ways, are happier.
and and produce more than a lot of other especially big places like los angeles and miami to actually do the work that makes a lot of things go round you know there's a lot of industrial work in the south especially in louisiana the back of the mississippi's there they grow the food yeah there's farming my dad grew it was a cotton farmer my grandfather tail gunner world war ii there's a lot of hard working honest people in not only the south but all flyover states in general and
to the
contractors the farmers and the people that take steel on a three-day haul you know all those people uh this world couldn't live without and i think that the people that walk through malls and throw glass uh bricks through glass windows of buildings and things they have no clue what it takes to make those buildings what makes this world go round that that happened up in uh seattle where they tried to shut everything down look at the people that got up and went to work every day
country run. If they quit, everybody there would be fucked. Your phone would be worthless. You wouldn't have roads. You wouldn't have medical assistance. You would have nothing.
it's true and so in regards to leaving the country i'll stay in america if and only if america will start taking up for itself
get rid of the hypocrisy, stand for what's actually right, what has common sense, what has value, and what actually creates value in the world. Other than that,
I'll get a passport somewhere else. And I think Ray Dalio nailed it is when the divide between the haves and the have not get so big that the haves don't see a winning side to staying. That's when they leave. And so for me, I think you guys already know. In fact, I know for a fact you already know what I'm doing to set myself up to not have to stay in a place that doesn't appreciate people that go across the country and build things that makes the fucking world go round. So if America can't get that right, then I will.
else like anybody else. Same like having a friend who you're trying to set in the right path. If you have a friend who won't stop taking crack no matter what you do and then start stealing your stuff, you're like, you know what? You can't live with me anymore. I don't want to associate with you anymore. I think it's the same thing.
Yeah, I think the idea of the old nation state as in we understand it the idea of America England Germany, etc is failing I think the internet is
although it has some downfalls one of the positives of it is you can create your own nation state you can create and find your own people your own tribe your tribe used to be based on the flag and where you were born but i don't think it's like that anymore you have to find people with aligned values because what is a country right it's imaginary borders on a map that's fine but a country is supposed to be aligned values it's supposed to be we're all unified under one banner we're all unified under one song we're all unified under one set of ideals
That's what America used to be. And as that fails, as America is full of people who all disagree on everything, then what is it anymore as a country, as a nation, as anything sovereign? Whereas if you can find enough people who you agree with, if you can find a tribe, then you don't really need a country. You can be countryless almost because you still find solace and you still find patriotism in the things you truly believe in with people from all around the world from a bunch of different countries who all believe the same thing. So the Internet has kind of changed the world in a lot of ways.
in the old
ideal are changing and i think that sitting there going i want america to be american and be exactly how it used to be
Good luck. So do we all, but it probably won't. But you can find a bunch of people with those ideals from America and also from a bunch of other countries in the world. And you can and you can find your own tribe that way. And you don't need to be so concerned with.
biden and xyz that's my answer anyway right let's wrap it up gentlemen because how much have we finished up vocal yet
Nowhere near, but the night is young. This podcast may end, but the boosin' doesn't.
Right. So...
Guys, give them a shout out to your social media. Where can everybody find you guys? You know, last thoughts. What do you have to say?
Um.
Hit them all. Bless them.
Thank you.
Thank you.
so you can find me on instagram jwaller7 you can find me on youtube at jwaller
And Twitter, Waller7J.
Closing statements, find people you align with, find people that your souls match up with.
There's nothing else you can do in your life to help set yourself up for what you really want is to find the people that are going to accept and love you for who you are and love you so much they push you to achieve it, especially when you're fucking up. So if you want a place to do that, hit me up. You can learn about joining the War Room, Hustlers University.
And, um,
Maybe we can get you with some people that won't accept you being mediocre.
God bless. Now, Sterling, please don't tell us all the places we can find you because I don't want to red strike against my account for plugging anything, you know, anything taboo.
my youtube you can just google sterling cooper and i'll show up straight away get a bunch of free advice on the bedroom performance issues and how to lay pipe properly that kind of thing that's sterling cooper right
Look, closing statements. The reason that you guys probably follow these two,
is because they live a life of freedom.
And we touched on that before. And I think truly that's what every man wants. And you say this different way. You say choice, right? Yeah.
It's freedom, man. It's the freedom to
Have sex with whichever girl you want to have sex with. Just say whatever you want to say. Go wherever you want to go. Live where you want to live.
Buy whatever you want to buy, eat whatever you want to eat.
And look,
if you want to get freedom you have to put the work in freedom ain't free so go out there and hustle and bust your ass and you might one day
get to this kind of level.
yeah and and if freedom in and of itself doesn't motivate you if freedom in and of itself isn't enough for you to get up off your ass and then you don't deserve it have fun staying poor have fun staying all right ladies and gentlemen that has been emergency meeting episode 10 thank you very much sterling cooper and jay waller andrew i guess you're going to be taking us home with mr producer and i'm walking out tristan
No, no, I'm leaving before you play it.
no,
Tristan, for everyone here, I think you should sit through the Mr. Producer song and watch it. This is not, what you're doing is,
No, I want you to watch Mr. Producer to the end. Let's get Tristan on the camera. I want you to watch it and enjoy it. Watch Mr. Producer. Admit this is the best show. Admit this I make the best shows. Admit I have the best hopes. Admit it. Admit I bring the feeling. I'm drinking myself to death. Admit I bring the feeling to the emergency meetings. I want you to admit it. Do you admit it?
I'm all big.
Admit it on camera. We've got six seconds left. Admit it. I admit it. You admit it!
Tristan admits it, Mr. Producer.
Good night, ladies and gentlemen.